Meet the Heavy Pootis Guy

[@Herkkumestari]

It costs twelve dollars to fire this weapon, for 400 000 seconds

[@acapeIIIa_callilulelo]

pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis
pootis pootis pootis
pootis

[@mattymatt1283]

Pootis pootis pootis

[@mustashfan1o198]

to fire this pootis not weapon

[@AprielPhaskah]

FruitWolf i laugh until crying at that moment

[@hakasek4052]

That's a hell of a good deal, where can I get one XD

[@ihave6carbatteries408]

"It costs 12 dollars to fire this pootis for 400,000 seconds."
Hey thats pretty good.

[@SteamTrainTy]

Tactical Hill Midget $12 budget. Not bad.

[@amirehosseyni]

10K rounds per minute, that makes 12 dollars for a 40Min long straight fire show!

[@noahkleppolsen9465]

It costs 4$ to fire this teleport for 1200000 seconds

[@spawnpoint111]

yea

[@granttjeerdsma5235]

if you cant outsmart engineer, just outdumb him like heavy did

[@tigran010]

POOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPPOTISPOOTISPOOTISPPOOOOOTISPOOOOTISSOOOTISPOOTISPOOTPTOTOTOPTTOTP

[@fadlanal-amsi9839]

1:06 : I need an 1 hour ver of this

[@iadmittoretardism8064]

1:06 Engineer exorcist.

[@fadlanal-amsi9839]

I need a 1hour ver of that

[@Francisco-fw5fe]

"I have yet to meet one that can outsmart ENGENIER"

[@AsheEX]

i laughed until my POOTIS came out

[@d.c.gameplays3375]

Nice pun

[@gibusengineer7365]

Ana Lígia ohohohohohgohohohohohohoho

[@SteamTrainTy]

Ana Lígia me too!

[@TheInsaneBolt]

Ana Lígia same...

[@ncialex4009]

(insert Lenny face here)

[@seymourbutts397]

1. Turn on subtitles.

[@adrianarodriguez7007]

Heather Vogelsong if u put it on subtitles its bookies

[@Herkkumestari]

spotty spotty

[@kirbysaas7256]

"Booty spencer"

[@cdru515]

"I am heaviest guy"

[@mariogabrielmartinezmelgar8606]

I am heaviest guy and this is my bootys

[@thevalvefan1775]

Pootis spenser here!!!

[@parker-boy98]

I'm looking for a Mr. Spencer, first name "Pootis".

[@fadlanal-amsi9839]

No

[@dmo3938]

hey can u pls reply cus meh lonly

[@fadlanal-amsi9839]

@@dmo3938 k

[@irrelevanttroll3312]

@@dmo3938 F

[@mrvariox5819]

0:36 the best moment lol

[@SteamTrainTy]

KaZeti tell me about it!

[@why8569]

steam train Ty heavy saying pootis alot

[@gogotimeneverstop]

Pootin

[@pump6536]

Poooooooootttttiiiisssss

[@Tornadoblue947]

Pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis
Pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis
Pootis pootis

[@CipherWavesMemes]

A wise man once said - - -
" *Pootis spencer here* "
He was a legend

[@temmergumbs8325]

0:39 pootis laugh

[@azunyannyakano9523]

try watching this in speed 2

[@hevosenisa3052]

The language of Gods

[@nightsword1731]

Why have I not found this until now!? That was great!

[@Pitzik4TheGreat]

In my opinion, the two can't really be compared like that. They each have their own upsides and downsides. I personally like making videos in SFM a lot more than Garry's Mod because I find its endless screenshots and editing to be very tedious.

[@Theriodontia4945]

I don't know why this video cracks me up as much as it does!

[@achllgator579]

Wow it takes 4.63 days until that ammo runs out.

[@karimshoukry780]

1:08 put in captions XD

[@hoodieplays1624]

1:00 - I've yet to meet one that can outsmart ENGINEER!

[@hoodieplays1624]

@Shellpox yeah

[@MaxingKing101]

Who Touch My Pootis? :D

[@grapajanja]

needs more pootis
engyineer, POOTIS SPENCER HEIRE

[@dealornomeal4u500]

I saw heavy with the dispenser and I knew this was gonna be good

[@SteamTrainTy]

Kingcorky me too!

[@TomEyeTheSFMguy]

end theme: pootis pootis pootis pootis pootispencer here

[@TomEyeTheSFMguy]

BLOODY POOTIS

[@RonWolfHowl]

POOT, POOT, POOT, POOT,
POOTIS SPENCER
here

[@DonVito18]

The number 2 Jumpscare: 0:00

[@keiishere511]

The Internet was a lot easier back then

[@jackday2966]

That last part felt like it would be a (something) in a nutshell thing

[@iamthepole723]

I was expecting "I've yet to meet one that can outsmart POOTIS"

[@SomeCleanTrash]

Now closed captions transcript for -no reason- who wants! :D
[The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Pootis Spencer on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair]
Heavy: "I am Heavy POOTIS Guy...and this [grabs Pootis Spencer] is my POOTIS. [lays both hands covetously on Pootis] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs well dollars to fire this POOTIS...for four hundred thousand seconds."
Heavy: POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS!
Heavy: [Checks the Pootis Spencer] "Oh my god, who touched POOTIS? Alright...POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS!!"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart engineer."
Engineer: Yeah!
Heavy: POOTIS SPENCER HERE!
Engineer: Nope!
Heavy: POOTIS SPENCER HERE!
Engineer: Nope!
Heavy: POOTIS SPENCER HERE!
Engineer: Heck no!
Heavy: POOTIS SPENCER HERE!
Engineer: [Screams and explodes of rage]
Heavy: POOTIS SPENCER HERE! POOTIS SPENCER HERE! POOTIS SPENCER HERE!
[Pause]
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays]

[@d.c.gameplays3375]

Uhh, the box is Sasha's box she came in. I turned my phone upside down and real it.

[@d.c.gameplays3375]

+D.C. Gameplays read* stupid autocorrect.

[@willkpc]

WaailsCleanTrash carai vc assistiu todas as animacoes

[@foodgamers8047]

WaailsCleanTrash best ever

[@tun4046]

Good work

[@dr.brightsamulet.3157]

It costs 400.000 years, to bould this dispenser. And use it for 12 seconds...

[@neropilled]

It costs twelve dollarsto fire this POOTIS for 5 POOTIS

[@virgosponge]

heavy's POOTIS is so powerful, it made engineer EXPLODE

[@PonzooonTheGreat]

POOTIS SPOOTIS SPOOTIS SPOOTIS

[@SteamTrainTy]

Way too funny! My POOTIS came out! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@d-stroydragonofthedark5301]

Pootis

[@lookguy69]

Yo copied a comment magott

[@thebreakfastbandit]

$12 for just 400,000 seconds?
Sign me and the rest of America up!!

[@matejkar6664]

it costs 12 dollars to fire this pootis for 400 000 seconds...bloody perfect

[@SteamTrainTy]

The British say bloody Like you did. So are you British?

[@SapphirusYT]

(auto captions) 0:15this is my bootys
Pootis had me like

[@noth249]

This introduced me to tf2

[@LuppetCentral]

It costs $12 to fire for 4.63 days.

[@PortGamer_YT]

HE SHOULD NAMED IT MEET THE POOTIS GUY

[@H0P3_3X1STS]

Did he outsmart engineer at the end?

[@luislopez3726]

Kinda hard to watch this video without laughing, eh?
POOTIS here, POOTIS there...

[@gstrle]

0:18 [captions] I am heaviest guy and this... is my bootys

[@thischannelhasbeenshutdown8548]

dat pootis laugh

[@walterblack7191]

0:41 he loses iq

[@eudnen]

Spencer here Spencer here Spencer here...

[@danlastor5164]

For a POOTIS, a new update of TF2

[@maxsx2645]

,, it costs where the dollars to fire this pooties for 400000 seconds"

[@NorthstarEvil]

It cost 12 dollars to fire this POOTIS for 400,000 seconds XD

[@SSGDevelopment]

This is my ‘ootis

[@a_tree5793]

$12 Dollars for 400,000 seconds of usage? Thats a bargain

[@tinaurie1]

10/10 Right amount of Pootis, need more views :O

[@SalsaE621]

1:11 Engineer is a goner 0.1v alpha

Engineer was dead so he couldnt even pootis the outro

[@marcoantonioramosrodas8935]

Engineer becomes a giraf.
NOPE.AVI
heavy becomes insane.
POOTIS.AVI

[@heavypootis7744]

put put put

[@SteamTrainTy]

Heavy is that you!?

[@feltviexists]

I am heavy POOTIS Guy it cost one hundred metal to fire this POOTIS - POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS

[@feltviexists]

POOTIS DISPENSER HERE

[@derpz5569]

Heavy didn't fire the pootis. 6/10

[@mrsoupman8979]

did i just get jumpscared by the number 2?

[@Dkplayesvideogames]

I lost it at 0:37

[@SteamTrainTy]

Dylan The Strange me too!

[@tikygaming4461]

Spooky

[@Sheovion]

"node graph out of date. rebuilding"

[@timur5241]

And THIS is my DISPENSER*

[@borderlineCat]

heavy sounds like my grandpa

[@SteamTrainTy]

Really?

[@krychur4956]

oh my god! who touched POOTIS? alright. POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS!

[@Ambipie]

400000 seconds 12 dollars
How many sandvich does she deploy in such time?!?!?!

[@supermariohack3218]

Best Scene by far: 0:41

[@d.c.gameplays3375]

IKR

[@dr.ludwigtheredmedic8897]

I can't heal you!

[@SteamTrainTy]

Dr. Ludwig the RED Medic you are the medic!? I speak german. So you like schadenfreude?

[@kalebadvent]

Some people think they can out-POOTIS me.
Maybe.
POOT
Maybe.
2

[@pootisboy2392]

*It costs 400.000 dollars to
*S A Y P O O T I S !*

[@appe8878]

needs more pootis

[@dogemaximum4742]

but what is that pootis?

[@danidaimondzofficial582]

it sounds like pootis spencer when he says put dispenser here

[@dogemaximum4742]

Danny Cu Camera aaa thx for info

[@chiya703]

0:35 that my new ringtone

[@jonskhag]

u laugh everytime u get a call...
idk if u can handle 54948357474764774757385834738583845747374747 calls every second...

[@redstonezayn8606]

nice vid pootis man loved it

[@404User-Not-Found]

u must transform this vid into a try to not laugh challenge

[@firelesskiller4714]

pootis spencer rear

[@frailty1288]

POOTIS SPENCER HERE

[@macrons593]

Fucks sake why am i laughing out loud.. and why am i watching at 4:20 am

[@mamwilailak223]

Heavy selling sasha for POOTIS!

[@spaceburger7462]

Replace the dispenser with a medic.

[@night_aviation]

My operating system:
PootOS!

[@brunotadeoreyesmendez8736]

Heavy in the mode s3x on

[@Pitzik4TheGreat]

Oh, hi, Baker! Thanks. It's super old, though. I'm working on something else in SFM now.

[@draco6086]

Pootis attack

[@solokillergaming4099]

i am heavy POOTIS guy and this is my POOTIS

[@rockybassdrop9201]

This is the first thing you hear when you join trade servers 0:36

[@demochris1786]

even the closed caption says pootis holy shit XD

[@tikygaming4461]

Im heavy pootis guy this is my pootis

[@sirflurge1730]

amazing

[@RayTheTurtleOwner]

Can we talk about heavy's face when he said POOTIS. In my opinion it is .........

[@Matt-xc5fw]

art

[@pixel69]

i love his face when he says pootis xD MOAR please

[@crysalistwo189]

Hmm needs more pootis

[@ALAN-hz6jr]

I love the part when he sayed "pootis"

[@sniperviper7745]

Pootis make me laugh:D😂😂😂😂😂

[@mosespizzachips1241]

I laughed at all the POOTIS"IS

[@auramaster2068]

Hoovy pootis man

[@AndrianX]

The ending was good though.

[@gamingcortexlovers9062]

Pootis Spencer

[@Yeeluminati]

I honestly liked the part when he said PoOTiS!

[@argonianwarriorredspy1098]

weelll he has a problem

[@buddeman27]

1:00 favorite part

[@SteamTrainTy]

buddeman27 me too!

[@distressedbrain]

Pootis spenser here - Put this Dispenser here
Here the translation

[@PicassoA03]

1:04 why does the heavy's face make me think of shrek

[@antond12312]

Bescuse he does the face shrek always does