Lol yes! That and how he says "No, no! No time! Spent all day on that alligator thing." has become mine whenever I realize I don't have enough time to do something. 😂
@@brittanym. The funniest part for me is the correction to "thing": "Project." His feeble attempt to make his alligator-grabbing effort seem more dignified.
Ok so to clarify on the alligator story : the man didn't ride with the alligator on his backseat. He had it on the FRONT SEAT with him ! Also he told the authorities that he apparently just picked it up on the side of the road then drove straight to a Wendy's (like who would think "yeah I just found this alligator, where should I go with it ? A WENDY'S !) And apparently his mom told the police that he was just a harmless prankster that idolised Steve Irwin.
@@dirttrackart man I love RT and AH but if you think they're like, _weird_ weird, maybe you might need to diversify your social circle a bit? No shade to you or your friends, it's just that Rooster Teeth and Achievement Hunter Brand Shenanigans are pretty par for the course for most 20-30-somethings-goofing-around that I've met
Was the alligator wearing the woman's yoga pants or did the woman shove an alligator into her pants as she was wearing them? Either way I expect nothing more nor less.
If it's the lady that was smuggling reptiles then it was like an entire zoo reptile haus down there -- if this was a different woman than the smuggler then yeah, not surprised this is becoming a trend
Same. I hear that headline and am just like "Yep, that's Florida." And the 'Where did he even find one?!' line..... "Ummm... anywhere there's water. So.... pretty much anywhere."
"She's from Florida, so she's not afraid of death, or whatever." 🤣 Can confirm. I lived in Florida for 3 years and I still have stories for years to come .
@Jeanne T. Omg, the big bugs! Experienced the palmetto bugs one time in my travels to Florida, and one time is enough. I swear, if those things ever migrate north to the rest of us, I'm leaving the country. 😣😖😫 Lol
@Jeanne T. Lots of New Yorkers go to Florida to retire. However, "Do not engage in arguments or spats" is advice that most New Yorkers would have trouble abiding by. Maybe it is OK if you stay in Miami.
You must be A total wuss to think A picture on A person's body is threatening .😐😑😒 It's art for christ sakes .😑 I have face tats ,"RUN FOR THE HILLS" !!
Do you elect certain people to maintain the brand or is this more of a spontaneous thing? If the latter, I'd have a hell of side hustle and start taking bets from the "normies" on the "weirdos" then wait for a normie to steal my idea, then place my own personal bets with the guy that stole my idea on all the normies. I'd clean everybody out and wouldn't even need no alligator.
Vegas has a pretty high weirdness factor. I saw a rather portly black man singing in a pink tutu in front of the M&M shop. Earlier that day I encountered a man with a doll who yelled at me for not smiling at him. I think the Vegas freaks retire to Florida.
i live in vegas born and raised. honestly vegas is a whole different culture. i find it really funny when ppl think vegas is just casinos and hookers pffft
Man: Give me the money! Lady: No. Man: Yes! Lady: Is that your only thing? Man: That's my only thing. Lady: Well I'm gonna go then. Man: Have a good day I guess?
I mean, I live in Florida. Someone was just charged in my area for running through a liquor store holding a gator like a machine gun. Yes, gators are everywhere. Yes, crazy is in abundance.
When Austin adopted "Keep it Weird" in 89 it was a very cheap place to live and a magnet for artists and musicians. When housing prices skyrocketed most of the people who made Austin weird couldn't afford to live there anymore.
The same is true for every unique and warm neighborhood I've lived in... Everything that made the area great gets priced out of the area they made good. Sad. I visited Chicago a few years ago and didn't even recognize my old neighborhood. It was completely rebuilt. Not for the better.
I've just been shamed out of my lifelong phobia of driving. 37 years old and I'm taking that driver's test first thing next Monday!...Now I just gotta go find me an alligator to properly incentivize a potentially reluctant driving instructor...🤔
Anybody else go google the story b4 Shayne finished telling it? The dude who threw the poor beast was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. His parents said he was just pranking someone he knew who worked at Wendy's. Crazy story.
Look up the guy in Florida that was so drunk he was chasing people through a gas station with a alligator. He said this store must sell good alcohol as he don't remember it.
This is such truth. Also, the not being afraid of death comment had me laugh until I cried because that is my life. Lastly, a throw-able gator is called "pocket-sized" here in the south.
So there's this game that my friends like to play where you Google the words "Florida man" followed by your birthday and you read the top article. The article that I get is about the Wendy's alligator thing so I already knew this story!
Hannah Rose Mason I just tried it. Apparently “Florida man birthday challenge” is a thing. Mine was: Naked Florida man stood in a fire chanting gibberish.
I remember when the guy with the alligator was on my local news. That wasn’t even the worst. The worst was when a man with two machetes attacking people on a bridge.
Honestly, I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. It’s currently 9pm and I’m in bed with my husband asleep next to me. He has to be up at 5:30am for work but I just woke him up laughing so hysterically that he couldn’t tell if I was laughing or crying and he got all panicked. Btw, we live in FL. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Funny story, I once worked IT for the Wendy's corporate office and had a call from a store that someone threw an alligator through the drive through window
So, I totally ran into this guy in Florida recently, and he was so nice. I even got a picture with him and told him this was my favorite story of his. Amazing!
As a crazy Floridian, I would have looked at him in the face and went “Thanks for the alligator.” Then shut the drive through window and immediately texted my husband “Hey Hun, someone gave me a new pet.”
"...so he drives his new alligator to Wendy's, ok?" This is why I'm saving my sanity for some time useful =) Shayne rocking the sardonic edge of the late great Dave Allen - high praise!
I love his outraged attitude. "THIS WAS YOUR SOBER PLAN???????
James Hartsfield I’m sure there were SOME drugs suspected
presentations ya think ???? Lol
Jerry Seinfeld
Better than
@@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 apparently the only drug involved was a good laugh
Absolutely obsessed with his delivery of “what did you just say to me” and have started to add it to my conversations
Lol yes! That and how he says "No, no! No time! Spent all day on that alligator thing." has become mine whenever I realize I don't have enough time to do something. 😂
@@brittanym. The funniest part for me is the correction to "thing": "Project." His feeble attempt to make his alligator-grabbing effort seem more dignified.
@@Radiatoron88 Lol yes that too!! 😂
@@brittanym. (^0^) (How's that for a homemade emoji? Since I'm too dumb to figure out how to get a real one! "My bad"?) (^0^)
Oh you’ll love Tom segura then!
I remeber him. His friend choked me in a barn.
Me too. My dog died. Still afraid to go to the cops about
he was that long huh?
LOL.. .
Because you were a moderately bad Mormon!!
I bet you paid attention every service though!
The way he speaks and emphasizes his words is amazing, so entertaining.
agree... his timing is perfect.
I didn't realise that until just then. I now get why I am addicted to his stand ups.
Ok so to clarify on the alligator story : the man didn't ride with the alligator on his backseat. He had it on the FRONT SEAT with him ! Also he told the authorities that he apparently just picked it up on the side of the road then drove straight to a Wendy's (like who would think "yeah I just found this alligator, where should I go with it ? A WENDY'S !)
And apparently his mom told the police that he was just a harmless prankster that idolised Steve Irwin.
Steve Irwin would never throw a gator! Lol 😉
That was my Wendy's when I lived in Florida. Also, the guy was charged with assault with a deadly weapon.
@@aidancathey5910 so I guess that answers the question of whether the alligator was an accomplice or a weapon, as far as the law is concerned 😄
@@aidancathey5910 Deadly weapon? How big was this alligator?
@@nomadiavan6560 It's an ALLIGATOR.
I know the alligator guy. His name is Josh. It's not the first time he did that, it's just the first time he got caught.
I was wondering the same stuff he was in this bit. How do you even do this without getting bitten? Did he drug up this poor beast??
J Toland it’s surprisingly easy to hold shut alligator/crocodile jaws bc the muscles they have wouldnt move in the direction to break the hold
i get mad at the bank a lot and have thought about putting a squirrel in that tube thing and sending him onto the bank a few times
@@brodieroomojo No, fill it full of soup and EVACUATE
@@brodieroomojo oh kaaaay. I'm gonna give that a "like".
Netflix needs to give him a special yesterday.
Why specifically yesterday
You're not wrong.
sherrif Dan he means quickly lol
YES PLEASE
Def. bro.
Shout out for the FunHaus shirt
has he ever appeared on funhaus? he would be hilarious on some of their videos!
This man is wearing a Funhaus shirt, so he's obviously aware of Rooster Teeth and Achievement Hunter. How the hell can he say Austin is not weird??
Ironically when I saw funhaus I thought this was Lawrence doing comedy since the rest of them were doing some with Geoff
@@dirttrackart man I love RT and AH but if you think they're like, _weird_ weird, maybe you might need to diversify your social circle a bit? No shade to you or your friends, it's just that Rooster Teeth and Achievement Hunter Brand Shenanigans are pretty par for the course for most 20-30-somethings-goofing-around that I've met
He looks like if Lawerence joined a post hardcore band.
As someone who has lived in Florida their whole lives i can confirm that alligator robberies are more common than I'd like to admit 😂😂
😂 😂
Do alligators even have wallets?
I'll bet if they did, they'd be snake skin. Badum tss
@@DirtyPrancing No, but they have purses.
@@DirtyPrancing I thought they _were_ the wallets!
This is the funniest delivery of a headline I've ever heard! Shayne is a jewel of a storyteller. LOVE HIM.
Here is another recent Florida headline....."Woman with alligator in her yoga pants arrested." I love this state.
Oklahoma comes in 3rd after missouri
Was the alligator wearing the woman's yoga pants or did the woman shove an alligator into her pants as she was wearing them? Either way I expect nothing more nor less.
@@micro-babe She had a alligator shoved down her yoga pants. The wonders of spandex.
@@helenholt1161 you'd be surprised how many people try to smuggle alligators cuz they're legal without a bunch of licenses
If it's the lady that was smuggling reptiles then it was like an entire zoo reptile haus down there -- if this was a different woman than the smuggler then yeah, not surprised this is becoming a trend
I live in Florida and why was I nodding the whole time like yeah, this would happen
Because there's a gator in every lake here
John James are they really that common??
FefeNaAmerica Winchester LOL🤣🤣🤣
Same. I hear that headline and am just like "Yep, that's Florida." And the 'Where did he even find one?!' line..... "Ummm... anywhere there's water. So.... pretty much anywhere."
I K E yeah used to live in Florida there super common and when I moved the first thing I hear every time is “have you ever seen a alligator”
MOUNTAIN DEW GUY!!!
How much Mountain Dew does a guy have to drink NOT to be neck or face tattoo guy?
The best
My credit score has face tattoos.
@@willowashe 😂😂
Why ppl said he is mountain dew guy ?
Not..... Neck tatoo guy?
"A grown man found an alligator--he didn't even build a relationship with it!!" 😂😂
And thats the whole 10 minutes!
Fun fact: Alligators can and do climb fences! No need to find them, if you have a pool, they'll get in it somehow
The first time a saw an alligator climb a fence I knew I would never feel safe again.
"She's from Florida, so she's not afraid of death, or whatever."
🤣 Can confirm. I lived in Florida for 3 years and I still have stories for years to come .
Oh no, please don't say that. My son just moved to Florida. Scary.
@@carlaaustin7223 Don't worry, he'll just gather enough msterial to write a book 😂
@Jeanne T. Omg, the big bugs! Experienced the palmetto bugs one time in my travels to Florida, and one time is enough. I swear, if those things ever migrate north to the rest of us, I'm leaving the country. 😣😖😫 Lol
@Jeanne T. Lots of New Yorkers go to Florida to retire. However, "Do not engage in arguments or spats" is advice that most New Yorkers would have trouble abiding by. Maybe it is OK if you stay in Miami.
Yeah
Shayne Smith's delivery has improved so much since his last special at Dry Bar. I really enjoy his performance.
I agree....I really like this guy....
Agreed. His confidence is up and he seems so much more confident.
The way his yells become increasingly strained as the story escalates is so funny to me X'D
"SpongeBill, no!" 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Spongebill, No!
I love that hes screaming at the audience like this 😭😭😭 "and then he paLMED AN ALLIGATOR!!!
LIKE A FOOTBALL
The least threatening guy with a neck tattoo.
hojjat abdollahi no kidding. He’s such a nice guy!
With a funhaus shirt, tf?
No. He'll kill your credit, tho.
@@micahjohnsonboxing6409 Im thinking he meant a different kind of gangbang. The less illegal type.
You must be A total wuss to think A picture on A person's body is threatening .😐😑😒
It's art for christ sakes .😑
I have face tats ,"RUN FOR THE HILLS" !!
My first thought as a Floridian: "I mean...was it a big alligator or a baby?"😜😂
greenquartz well if he could throw it through a drive through window I’d imagine it wasn’t full grown
@@beyondviolet you could throw a 4-5 foot alligator through a window before it's too big to fit through
Todd Judd I was thinking more in terms of easily picking it up from the back seat and being able to throw it like a football
I'm not from Florida but I was wondering that too and I think that says a lot about my hometown. 🤣
I’m from Baltimore, I’m disappointed that it was not a big alligator. Lol
5:22 "He seatbelts this *dinosaur* into the back seat".
Ever since his parents named him 'Shayne' instead of 'Shane' he was destined for hipster face/neck tats
It still doesn't match up every time I see him.
Either that or she could of named him Sue (a boy named Sue)
Y'all sound like you still kiss your dad on the lips
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@@j.michaeljefferson60 yeah I'm familiar with that song. At least she didn't name him Sue!
I could listen to this guy narrate random robberies for the rest of my life
Ah yes, Florida. Born and raised. Still here, always will be.
For some odd reason I'm compelled to be proud of this story.
*Keep it Weird!*
Love what you guys are doing up there in the sunny state.
@Vicodyn the land down under
Do you elect certain people to maintain the brand or is this more of a spontaneous thing? If the latter, I'd have a hell of side hustle and start taking bets from the "normies" on the "weirdos" then wait for a normie to steal my idea, then place my own personal bets with the guy that stole my idea on all the normies. I'd clean everybody out and wouldn't even need no alligator.
Vegas has a pretty high weirdness factor. I saw a rather portly black man singing in a pink tutu in front of the M&M shop. Earlier that day I encountered a man with a doll who yelled at me for not smiling at him. I think the Vegas freaks retire to Florida.
The guy with the doll was Black too??
Hard to tell, he had a hoodie on.
i live in vegas born and raised. honestly vegas is a whole different culture. i find it really funny when ppl think vegas is just casinos and hookers pffft
@@miche.5146 I go out there for the hiking. Off strip people are normal. But the strip is like another planet.
Dude...did the portly black man in the pink tutu had a raspy haggard voice?
Man: Give me the money!
Lady: No.
Man: Yes!
Lady: Is that your only thing?
Man: That's my only thing.
Lady: Well I'm gonna go then.
Man: Have a good day I guess?
Lady: Is that your only thing?
Man: I've got an alligator.
Turns out he does have another thing.
I think I love you
@@VixeyTeh instant rewrite!
"He didn't even wear a mask!"
*chuckles in 2020*
*grumbles in Faucinese* 😒
. R R r. R Rr xr r. 4. T c tcct TC
I would never treat my alligator so poorly
Name checks out.
At this point let's not act like anything from Florida surprises us.
Florida Man Steals Entire State of Florida.
I’d kill to have “Florida man” as a Netflix series
Mr Memes it’s comin’ guaranteed
Act? Try living here, you don't have to act like it doesn't surprise you
As a native Floridian. Challenge accepted.
Shayne: I went to Austin and Portland
Audience: claps
Shayne: *No!* Hold on. Either way you’re wrong!
@@jcap1394 And you're a killjoy. See, now you _both_ can feel like trash.
either way you're wrong,.
LOL .....
It’s true 😅
I know Portland. Very much normal. You want freaks, go to Salt Lake City.
When Shayne says “and this is real”, that’s how you know the story is totally real.
I mean, I live in Florida. Someone was just charged in my area for running through a liquor store holding a gator like a machine gun. Yes, gators are everywhere. Yes, crazy is in abundance.
@@jessjess23brooks89 ....hummm...what!!! 😂⚒️🙄🤣
@@Jen-tt9yx like they said, crazy is in abundance. Lol.
Don't you mean Israel Dani?
Future Selves Past Memories No. No I do not.
Man I love how wholesome this guy is and how he's fun to just look at. Entertaining on a variety of different levels. and handsome too. You go guy!
I love his look. Long hair and short hair. I just think his tattoos could have been planned a little better. Especially under his shirt.
@@NoteFromSELF I was wondering if he ever thought of maybe getting a couple of them removied? Not that he needs to.
bill ding he’s had some touched up or covered up
Listen to his podcast and trust me he is not wholesome at all ahahhaha he just has to keep his comedy very clean for these specials
@@NoteFromSELF never seen under his shirt but would love too. I'm not a huge fan of them cause he's so dang good looking but they do fascinate me
Car behind them was like “I don’t even want the frosty now.”
*Woman:* You can’t rob me without a gun.
*Florida Man:* I don’t have a gun, but hold on...
When Austin adopted "Keep it Weird" in 89 it was a very cheap place to live and a magnet for artists and musicians. When housing prices skyrocketed most of the people who made Austin weird couldn't afford to live there anymore.
then they went to Key West until KW got tooo expensive -- no idea where they are now. . .
I moved to Austin in 1989. Our current motto should really be “Keep it slightly less corporate than Houston”.
That's me😁
The same is true for every unique and warm neighborhood I've lived in... Everything that made the area great gets priced out of the area they made good. Sad. I visited Chicago a few years ago and didn't even recognize my old neighborhood. It was completely rebuilt. Not for the better.
very interesting
"WHAT! Why am I with you?!" Didn't see that one coming. What an awesome story teller. I am truly impressed.
"THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, THEY DON'T EVEN SERVE ALLIGATORS HERE"=TOOOO FUNNY!
Love the tattoos, love his personality, and love his stage presence. Okay, basically I love him.
Me too!
The perfect opportunity to say “see ya later alligator” was missed
That would've been cool! Well, after while crocodile!😁🙋
Know what ya mean, jellybean 🙃
🤣🤣
U make my day better thank u
If your interested I is it still ok with that
Mountain Dew Neck tattoo guy changed his hair game!
I like the high & tight haircut. He's handsome.
@@P4rk3R1 he is the barber
I like it this way, he looks less hipster cardboard cutout
Evren yeah he’s looking good. I think he’s had a bit more ink done, too
bill cosby WHY 🥺
Alternate title: Robbing a Wendys like you're Ash Ketchum
Hahahahahaha mini dino I choose you!!! Attack with tactical bite 🤣
Cringe
😆
YOU WIN!
I choked on my water so hard. I was just scrolling by then I narrowly avoided death. That's hilarious.
Wendy’s cashier: *exists*
Florida man: YEEET
This dude's timing is so awesome. I could listen to him all day.
He has a great voice, his body language goes with his act very well. All in all, he's very funny and entertaining. I'd definitely pay to see him live.
so thats what lawrence is doing after leaving funhaus
not gonna lie, thumbnail had me
Lawrence left!?!?!?!??!
He made a tweet, yeah
He’s still got all those hours he put in at the steel mill
Love this, and Shane’s delivery has improved a lot! He used to say “ya know?” as kind of a nervous tic. Now he is truly perfect.
I've just been shamed out of my lifelong phobia of driving. 37 years old and I'm taking that driver's test first thing next Monday!...Now I just gotta go find me an alligator to properly incentivize a potentially reluctant driving instructor...🤔
Everyone needs an alligator accomplice in their life.
After you pass you can just turn it into shoes, or a handbag, really the options are limitless.
Charity Ava take it three times and you’ll do better. Find a quiet park to drive around to practice.
Congratulations. My daughter did the same at age 22. Good on ya!
Charity Ava I didn’t learn how to drive until I was 26 no shame 😎.. Pass the test?!
I like the way he looks like he belongs at both a hot topic and a Harry Potter fan club
Lmfao
¹22nd 3w2+
Well, he did his time in Azkaban
Harry Potter fan club INSIDE Hot Topic
I mean, the venn diagram for those two groups is practically just 1 circle
“Spongebill! NOO” I think I peed a little
If he wasn't playing "Interior crocodile alligator, i drive a chevrolet movie theater" while doing it then I'm highly disappointed.
Wtf is that
Hold the alligator with both hands pointing teeth at the wendy's cashier "say hello to my little friend!"
Oh yeah. This was his best routine. He did this joke to death, and I Loved every second of it.
"and then he PALMEEED AN ALLIGATOR" 😂 loved it
Example of a non-sober plan in FL: At a beach a meth head couple was selling tickets to the *moon* for $1,000. True story.
Wow just wow 😂
I thought they were tickets to heaven? They gave me a free one because I was broke and helped them get to a gas station
I've lived in Florida my whole life. Nothing surprises me anymore.
You know it's a great audience when the laughing dies down only because people can't breathe, because of the laughing. Awesome job
Only clicked cuz of the funhaus shirt
Me too!
I want to like your comment but I must not break the balance
Omar Abouelazz get back to editing
Samsies. I'm exhausted, thinking when did Lawrence get so many tattoos.
Same
Anybody else go google the story b4 Shayne finished telling it? The dude who threw the poor beast was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. His parents said he was just pranking someone he knew who worked at Wendy's. Crazy story.
Sounds like a great prank. To bad the police and Wendy's have such a bad cence of humor.
Thats actually hilarious. I dont know if Id be friends with him still, but if my friend did that and Id survive it'd be a funny story.
Didn't have to Google it, I live here and remember it! 🤣🤣
Poor alligator 🐊 what a shitty day
This happened next town over from me. It wasn't a robbery but a "prank".
I love when someone has a weird laugh and then you can hear that second wave of people laughing at the laugh
I keep coming back to this standup. He is absolutely hysterical with the voice escalations. More more!
SPONGE BILL NO!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I thought it was another neck and face tattoo guy😂
he's the funniest face tattoo guy
he's the neck and face tattoo guy whos this funny. ^_^
Ik he oooks like compleately fmdifferent. I was probably getting recomended videos of hus for a while but just didnt recognise him😂
Its Mt.Dew Guy!!!
@Mark Hendrix Yup, he's the same guy. Mountain Dew Guy, not Throat or Face Tattoo guy? That's him.
Was the alligator wearing a mask???
Apparently.... They did let it go ,& no accomplice charges were filed .🙄🐊
Still one of my favorite sets. I watch this pretty often and have sent this to practically everyone I know. Everyone loves it.
Imagine his phone call "hey hun, I lost the alligator.... no, no it was a Wendy's this time"
Look up the guy in Florida that was so drunk he was chasing people through a gas station with a alligator. He said this store must sell good alcohol as he don't remember it.
I love watching comedy videos and just listening to the audience laugh. There's always one that just sticks out and makes my day great
Mine is the rubber chicken in a blender laugh at 5:43
I live in Florida. This is not even atypical behavior.
Yeah I mean if you don't see your crackhead with his pants down walking his bicycle at least once every couple months you're not in Florida 😂
James Hartsfield I’m in PA but born and raised in FL. I concur 100%. People here still don’t believe my “peacocks fighting in the street” story 😂
Yeah honestly it's just a normal day here in the great sunshine state
If u thought their Wendys stories are crazy, dont even go there with their Taco Bell incidents 🌮!!! 😬😬
James Hartsfield Dave Barry agrees...
I've watched half a dozen times. It still makes me laugh.
haha, same! it just doesn't get old!
I shared the whole special with my (teenager) son and we were both laughing so hard. Would love to go see him live.
This is maybe the fifteenth time I've watched this and it gets funnier every time.
I know, right?
This guy is one of the funniest humans on the planet. Mountain Dew Guy for President 2020!
VERY good idea!
He has my vote. Better than Trump and whoever will be on the Democrat ballot
I like his style of telling jokes.
Id buy tix for his show, and i hate standup, but hes got that personality you want to root for
NGL, Fugging millenials are weak af
This is such truth. Also, the not being afraid of death comment had me laugh until I cried because that is my life. Lastly, a throw-able gator is called "pocket-sized" here in the south.
In Japan it's called pokegator.
eeyoreofborg 😍😍😍🤣
I like to imagine the alligator was at the Wendy's minding its business and this dude just takes him hostage.
“Do you ride a horse and the alligator throws you” lmao 😂
Easily one of my ALL TIME favorite segments from ANY comedian.
I love this guy. The way he tells stories is amazing and hilarious.
So there's this game that my friends like to play where you Google the words "Florida man" followed by your birthday and you read the top article. The article that I get is about the Wendy's alligator thing so I already knew this story!
Hannah Rose Mason I just tried it. Apparently “Florida man birthday challenge” is a thing.
Mine was: Naked Florida man stood in a fire chanting gibberish.
I got, "Florida Man Claimed to be Surrounded by Cats and Alligators Before Being Arrested for Murder"
Wow this is a great way to get someone's birthday 💪
Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza
Was my story 😂
Literally happened at my local Wendy’s, no joke
@Camp Exist Loxahatchee, Florida?
I remember when the guy with the alligator was on my local news. That wasn’t even the worst. The worst was when a man with two machetes attacking people on a bridge.
I’m still reeling from that one- they blamed bath salts! Miamians and Miami Beachers didn’t know who would lose it next.
Honestly, I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. It’s currently 9pm and I’m in bed with my husband asleep next to me. He has to be up at 5:30am for work but I just woke him up laughing so hysterically that he couldn’t tell if I was laughing or crying and he got all panicked. Btw, we live in FL. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now you got me cry-laughing!🤣🤣🤘🏻✌🏻
Yes this comedian is very good you should search for his other videos. They make you laugh.for days...🤣
I pissed off one of my cats. He was laying on me sleeping and I was shaking too much from laughing!!
As a Florida man I can confirm that we do have almost unlimited access to alligators whenever you feel like it
Funny story, I once worked IT for the Wendy's corporate office and had a call from a store that someone threw an alligator through the drive through window
Being from Florida I know there’s a decent chance that man did not have a license
Non sober plan was a Komodo dragon and a mo-ped
I have never felt more pride for living in Florida
"Do you ride a horse and the alligator throws you?" - That's not Florida, that's Russia.
In soviet russia road forks you.
Or Texas. We have gaters and horses.
But with a bear 😂😂😂
So, I totally ran into this guy in Florida recently, and he was so nice. I even got a picture with him and told him this was my favorite story of his. Amazing!
This guy is amazing! I have never laughed so hard at a comedian.
As a crazy Floridian, I would have looked at him in the face and went “Thanks for the alligator.” Then shut the drive through window and immediately texted my husband “Hey Hun, someone gave me a new pet.”
Also a guy robbed a store with one and he held it like a gun
Wow I am legit falling in love with this guy, he is so funny, I'm cracking up so much 😆
You have to see more of his stuff. He's legit this funny with all his stories. Stories of him growing up and rehabing from drugs are hysterical.
I'm glad I left Wendy's before this guy could show up 😂
I'm sad I wasnt at Wendy's when he came, would've been lit
Will The Person Such a random pic of Николай 2ой. 😂
@@UlfhedinnNorsk Yeah. Just check my playlist of hymns and chants.
Imagine being the police officers. Officer A "I'm not writing that report you write it." Officer B "No you do it."
Heard the alligator story bf so I couldn’t quit laughing the way he told it! Love your presence on stage!!!
SPONGEBILL NO!
His delivery is absolutely amazing!
Ok now that was seriously one of the funniest sets I've ever heard 😂
This is honestly one of the funniest stand up comedy routines of all time. Bravo, Shayne!!!
"...so he drives his new alligator to Wendy's, ok?" This is why I'm saving my sanity for some time useful =) Shayne rocking the sardonic edge of the late great Dave Allen - high praise!