Robbing Wendy's With An ALLIGATOR. Shayne Smith

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

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  • @jameshartsfield8585
    @jameshartsfield8585 4 года назад +1288

    I love his outraged attitude. "THIS WAS YOUR SOBER PLAN???????

  • @servermom3061
    @servermom3061 3 года назад +217

    Absolutely obsessed with his delivery of “what did you just say to me” and have started to add it to my conversations

    • @brittanym.
      @brittanym. 2 года назад +13

      Lol yes! That and how he says "No, no! No time! Spent all day on that alligator thing." has become mine whenever I realize I don't have enough time to do something. 😂

    • @Radiatoron88
      @Radiatoron88 2 года назад +3

      @@brittanym. The funniest part for me is the correction to "thing": "Project." His feeble attempt to make his alligator-grabbing effort seem more dignified.

    • @brittanym.
      @brittanym. 2 года назад

      @@Radiatoron88 Lol yes that too!! 😂

    • @Radiatoron88
      @Radiatoron88 2 года назад +3

      @@brittanym. (^0^) (How's that for a homemade emoji? Since I'm too dumb to figure out how to get a real one! "My bad"?) (^0^)

    • @freebirddee2620
      @freebirddee2620 2 года назад +1

      Oh you’ll love Tom segura then!

  • @RemovingTheWingus
    @RemovingTheWingus 4 года назад +2800

    I remeber him. His friend choked me in a barn.

    • @HashSlinginSlasher94
      @HashSlinginSlasher94 4 года назад +286

      Me too. My dog died. Still afraid to go to the cops about

    • @squarelevelplumb
      @squarelevelplumb 4 года назад +62

      he was that long huh?

    • @frank2tone
      @frank2tone 4 года назад +18

      LOL.. .

    • @cosmicblunder3663
      @cosmicblunder3663 4 года назад +197

      Because you were a moderately bad Mormon!!

    • @fdeebach
      @fdeebach 4 года назад +87

      I bet you paid attention every service though!

  • @katrinavangrouw8843
    @katrinavangrouw8843 4 года назад +264

    The way he speaks and emphasizes his words is amazing, so entertaining.

    • @conniesmith699
      @conniesmith699 3 года назад +10

      agree... his timing is perfect.

    • @goodmorning4498
      @goodmorning4498 3 года назад +8

      I didn't realise that until just then. I now get why I am addicted to his stand ups.

  • @Nom_Alex
    @Nom_Alex 4 года назад +644

    Ok so to clarify on the alligator story : the man didn't ride with the alligator on his backseat. He had it on the FRONT SEAT with him ! Also he told the authorities that he apparently just picked it up on the side of the road then drove straight to a Wendy's (like who would think "yeah I just found this alligator, where should I go with it ? A WENDY'S !)
    And apparently his mom told the police that he was just a harmless prankster that idolised Steve Irwin.

    • @CJPDX
      @CJPDX 4 года назад +55

      Steve Irwin would never throw a gator! Lol 😉

    • @aidancathey5910
      @aidancathey5910 4 года назад +66

      That was my Wendy's when I lived in Florida. Also, the guy was charged with assault with a deadly weapon.

    • @TheAdrift
      @TheAdrift 3 года назад +46

      @@aidancathey5910 so I guess that answers the question of whether the alligator was an accomplice or a weapon, as far as the law is concerned 😄

    • @nomadiavan6560
      @nomadiavan6560 3 года назад +11

      @@aidancathey5910 Deadly weapon? How big was this alligator?

    • @gregadams558
      @gregadams558 3 года назад +30

      @@nomadiavan6560 It's an ALLIGATOR.

  • @Tim_Tomorrow
    @Tim_Tomorrow 4 года назад +2570

    I know the alligator guy. His name is Josh. It's not the first time he did that, it's just the first time he got caught.

    • @jtoland2333
      @jtoland2333 4 года назад +119

      I was wondering the same stuff he was in this bit. How do you even do this without getting bitten? Did he drug up this poor beast??

    • @saraj5098
      @saraj5098 4 года назад +107

      J Toland it’s surprisingly easy to hold shut alligator/crocodile jaws bc the muscles they have wouldnt move in the direction to break the hold

    • @brodieroomojo
      @brodieroomojo 4 года назад +354

      i get mad at the bank a lot and have thought about putting a squirrel in that tube thing and sending him onto the bank a few times

    • @mstickney6612
      @mstickney6612 4 года назад +89

      @@brodieroomojo No, fill it full of soup and EVACUATE

    • @Tim_Tomorrow
      @Tim_Tomorrow 4 года назад +50

      @@brodieroomojo oh kaaaay. I'm gonna give that a "like".

  • @choppedandbobbed9729
    @choppedandbobbed9729 4 года назад +2685

    Netflix needs to give him a special yesterday.

  • @downs7589
    @downs7589 4 года назад +1734

    Shout out for the FunHaus shirt

    • @theonlyambi
      @theonlyambi 4 года назад +61

      has he ever appeared on funhaus? he would be hilarious on some of their videos!

    • @dirttrackart
      @dirttrackart 4 года назад +67

      This man is wearing a Funhaus shirt, so he's obviously aware of Rooster Teeth and Achievement Hunter. How the hell can he say Austin is not weird??

    • @taylorwayland7064
      @taylorwayland7064 4 года назад +104

      Ironically when I saw funhaus I thought this was Lawrence doing comedy since the rest of them were doing some with Geoff

    • @det.gumshoe2791
      @det.gumshoe2791 4 года назад +21

      @@dirttrackart man I love RT and AH but if you think they're like, _weird_ weird, maybe you might need to diversify your social circle a bit? No shade to you or your friends, it's just that Rooster Teeth and Achievement Hunter Brand Shenanigans are pretty par for the course for most 20-30-somethings-goofing-around that I've met

    • @crystiancorrea6702
      @crystiancorrea6702 4 года назад +72

      He looks like if Lawerence joined a post hardcore band.

  • @taylorjordan8565
    @taylorjordan8565 4 года назад +1096

    As someone who has lived in Florida their whole lives i can confirm that alligator robberies are more common than I'd like to admit 😂😂

    • @kardiaclark8111
      @kardiaclark8111 4 года назад +11

      😂 😂

    • @DirtyPrancing
      @DirtyPrancing 4 года назад +42

      Do alligators even have wallets?

    • @DirtyPrancing
      @DirtyPrancing 4 года назад +47

      I'll bet if they did, they'd be snake skin. Badum tss

    • @stpaulimdog
      @stpaulimdog 3 года назад +13

      @@DirtyPrancing No, but they have purses.

    • @Lavenderrose73
      @Lavenderrose73 3 года назад +15

      @@DirtyPrancing I thought they _were_ the wallets!

  • @bonnietaylor7827
    @bonnietaylor7827 3 года назад +98

    This is the funniest delivery of a headline I've ever heard! Shayne is a jewel of a storyteller. LOVE HIM.

  • @helenholt1161
    @helenholt1161 4 года назад +1047

    Here is another recent Florida headline....."Woman with alligator in her yoga pants arrested." I love this state.

    • @utopiaOKC
      @utopiaOKC 4 года назад +8

      Oklahoma comes in 3rd after missouri

    • @micro-babe
      @micro-babe 4 года назад +63

      Was the alligator wearing the woman's yoga pants or did the woman shove an alligator into her pants as she was wearing them? Either way I expect nothing more nor less.

    • @helenholt1161
      @helenholt1161 4 года назад +22

      @@micro-babe She had a alligator shoved down her yoga pants. The wonders of spandex.

    • @Johnny-tq9no
      @Johnny-tq9no 4 года назад +7

      @@helenholt1161 you'd be surprised how many people try to smuggle alligators cuz they're legal without a bunch of licenses

    • @FirstNameLastName000
      @FirstNameLastName000 4 года назад +4

      If it's the lady that was smuggling reptiles then it was like an entire zoo reptile haus down there -- if this was a different woman than the smuggler then yeah, not surprised this is becoming a trend

  • @fsdb5050
    @fsdb5050 4 года назад +1045

    I live in Florida and why was I nodding the whole time like yeah, this would happen

    • @craz107
      @craz107 4 года назад +41

      Because there's a gator in every lake here

    • @realghostboii
      @realghostboii 4 года назад +6

      John James are they really that common??

    • @shawnsierra7435
      @shawnsierra7435 4 года назад

      FefeNaAmerica Winchester LOL🤣🤣🤣

    • @silverskyranch
      @silverskyranch 4 года назад +28

      Same. I hear that headline and am just like "Yep, that's Florida." And the 'Where did he even find one?!' line..... "Ummm... anywhere there's water. So.... pretty much anywhere."

    • @DBGxo
      @DBGxo 4 года назад +9

      I K E yeah used to live in Florida there super common and when I moved the first thing I hear every time is “have you ever seen a alligator”

  • @kaykay12152
    @kaykay12152 4 года назад +1857

    MOUNTAIN DEW GUY!!!

    • @face2facewithbec239
      @face2facewithbec239 4 года назад +65

      How much Mountain Dew does a guy have to drink NOT to be neck or face tattoo guy?
      The best

    • @willowashe
      @willowashe 4 года назад +20

      My credit score has face tattoos.

    • @seawatersoul333
      @seawatersoul333 4 года назад +1

      @@willowashe 😂😂

    • @ipungdeatheaters
      @ipungdeatheaters 4 года назад

      Why ppl said he is mountain dew guy ?

    • @Black_pearl_adrift
      @Black_pearl_adrift 4 года назад +7

      Not..... Neck tatoo guy?

  • @nanceemoes7995
    @nanceemoes7995 4 года назад +185

    "A grown man found an alligator--he didn't even build a relationship with it!!" 😂😂

  • @tempest2711
    @tempest2711 4 года назад +184

    Fun fact: Alligators can and do climb fences! No need to find them, if you have a pool, they'll get in it somehow

    • @notsure2312
      @notsure2312 3 года назад +26

      The first time a saw an alligator climb a fence I knew I would never feel safe again.

  • @thepresence365
    @thepresence365 4 года назад +514

    "She's from Florida, so she's not afraid of death, or whatever."
    🤣 Can confirm. I lived in Florida for 3 years and I still have stories for years to come .

    • @carlaaustin7223
      @carlaaustin7223 4 года назад +6

      Oh no, please don't say that. My son just moved to Florida. Scary.

    • @thepresence365
      @thepresence365 4 года назад +9

      @@carlaaustin7223 Don't worry, he'll just gather enough msterial to write a book 😂

    • @YourAverageGoyl
      @YourAverageGoyl 4 года назад +4

      @Jeanne T. Omg, the big bugs! Experienced the palmetto bugs one time in my travels to Florida, and one time is enough. I swear, if those things ever migrate north to the rest of us, I'm leaving the country. 😣😖😫 Lol

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 4 года назад +7

      @Jeanne T. Lots of New Yorkers go to Florida to retire. However, "Do not engage in arguments or spats" is advice that most New Yorkers would have trouble abiding by. Maybe it is OK if you stay in Miami.

    • @traceykelley8120
      @traceykelley8120 4 года назад

      Yeah

  • @masmantour
    @masmantour 4 года назад +239

    Shayne Smith's delivery has improved so much since his last special at Dry Bar. I really enjoy his performance.

    • @Drsirkin
      @Drsirkin 4 года назад +3

      I agree....I really like this guy....

    • @rhysobrien2439
      @rhysobrien2439 Год назад +2

      Agreed. His confidence is up and he seems so much more confident.

  • @beardlessdragon
    @beardlessdragon 3 года назад +348

    The way his yells become increasingly strained as the story escalates is so funny to me X'D

  • @Birdboy029
    @Birdboy029 4 года назад +268

    "SpongeBill, no!" 😭

    • @justingarlinghouse4402
      @justingarlinghouse4402 3 года назад +7

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    • @Officialmarcromans
      @Officialmarcromans Год назад

      “Spongebill, No!

  • @nateconley.6209
    @nateconley.6209 4 года назад +174

    I love that hes screaming at the audience like this 😭😭😭 "and then he paLMED AN ALLIGATOR!!!

  • @hojjat5000
    @hojjat5000 4 года назад +3674

    The least threatening guy with a neck tattoo.

    • @carschmn
      @carschmn 4 года назад +67

      hojjat abdollahi no kidding. He’s such a nice guy!

    • @OrangeAtomicRugTM
      @OrangeAtomicRugTM 4 года назад +28

      With a funhaus shirt, tf?

    • @eeyoreofborg
      @eeyoreofborg 4 года назад +53

      No. He'll kill your credit, tho.

    • @lifeaquatic1267
      @lifeaquatic1267 4 года назад +22

      @@micahjohnsonboxing6409 Im thinking he meant a different kind of gangbang. The less illegal type.

    • @Dirtbag-Hyena
      @Dirtbag-Hyena 4 года назад +23

      You must be A total wuss to think A picture on A person's body is threatening .😐😑😒
      It's art for christ sakes .😑
      I have face tats ,"RUN FOR THE HILLS" !!

  • @greenquartz
    @greenquartz 4 года назад +694

    My first thought as a Floridian: "I mean...was it a big alligator or a baby?"😜😂

    • @beyondviolet
      @beyondviolet 4 года назад +28

      greenquartz well if he could throw it through a drive through window I’d imagine it wasn’t full grown

    • @toddjudd8657
      @toddjudd8657 4 года назад +19

      @@beyondviolet you could throw a 4-5 foot alligator through a window before it's too big to fit through

    • @beyondviolet
      @beyondviolet 4 года назад +15

      Todd Judd I was thinking more in terms of easily picking it up from the back seat and being able to throw it like a football

    • @bloodrose7587
      @bloodrose7587 4 года назад +4

      I'm not from Florida but I was wondering that too and I think that says a lot about my hometown. 🤣

    • @thatryguy5
      @thatryguy5 4 года назад +1

      I’m from Baltimore, I’m disappointed that it was not a big alligator. Lol

  • @lawsonone6015
    @lawsonone6015 4 года назад +114

    5:22 "He seatbelts this *dinosaur* into the back seat".

  • @yyzyyc9564
    @yyzyyc9564 4 года назад +1121

    Ever since his parents named him 'Shayne' instead of 'Shane' he was destined for hipster face/neck tats

    • @IncognitoSprax
      @IncognitoSprax 3 года назад +8

      It still doesn't match up every time I see him.

    • @j.michaeljefferson60
      @j.michaeljefferson60 3 года назад +9

      Either that or she could of named him Sue (a boy named Sue)

    • @allighast9714
      @allighast9714 3 года назад +3

      Y'all sound like you still kiss your dad on the lips

    • @rickjames7778
      @rickjames7778 3 года назад

      Rhtrrgtrgt rgg4ggttgttgttrgrg4grgr4r4gtt4gtrgttr t tgrg4tgg4gggt4g 4 rgtrrg4tttggttr4ttgr4rtrrrt4grg4tr4ttrgrrgrtrrrrrg4ggttt4t4gg4t4t4t4ggggggt4g4tgg 4 tgtg4t4g4rg4g4t4tgrg4grr4rrrtrgt4rgtrgggggt6

    • @Lavenderrose73
      @Lavenderrose73 3 года назад +4

      @@j.michaeljefferson60 yeah I'm familiar with that song. At least she didn't name him Sue!

  • @messibessi11
    @messibessi11 3 года назад +76

    I could listen to this guy narrate random robberies for the rest of my life

  • @RadarLightwave
    @RadarLightwave 4 года назад +249

    Ah yes, Florida. Born and raised. Still here, always will be.
    For some odd reason I'm compelled to be proud of this story.
    *Keep it Weird!*

    • @MrMate8869
      @MrMate8869 4 года назад +6

      Love what you guys are doing up there in the sunny state.

    • @MrMate8869
      @MrMate8869 4 года назад +9

      @Vicodyn the land down under

    • @avamasquerade
      @avamasquerade 4 года назад +8

      Do you elect certain people to maintain the brand or is this more of a spontaneous thing? If the latter, I'd have a hell of side hustle and start taking bets from the "normies" on the "weirdos" then wait for a normie to steal my idea, then place my own personal bets with the guy that stole my idea on all the normies. I'd clean everybody out and wouldn't even need no alligator.

  • @Waiting4Him111
    @Waiting4Him111 4 года назад +201

    Vegas has a pretty high weirdness factor. I saw a rather portly black man singing in a pink tutu in front of the M&M shop. Earlier that day I encountered a man with a doll who yelled at me for not smiling at him. I think the Vegas freaks retire to Florida.

    • @tesmith47
      @tesmith47 4 года назад

      The guy with the doll was Black too??

    • @Waiting4Him111
      @Waiting4Him111 4 года назад +3

      Hard to tell, he had a hoodie on.

    • @miche.5146
      @miche.5146 4 года назад +6

      i live in vegas born and raised. honestly vegas is a whole different culture. i find it really funny when ppl think vegas is just casinos and hookers pffft

    • @Waiting4Him111
      @Waiting4Him111 4 года назад +6

      @@miche.5146 I go out there for the hiking. Off strip people are normal. But the strip is like another planet.

    • @IkiriONoku
      @IkiriONoku 4 года назад

      Dude...did the portly black man in the pink tutu had a raspy haggard voice?

  • @goatee21
    @goatee21 4 года назад +1408

    Man: Give me the money!
    Lady: No.
    Man: Yes!
    Lady: Is that your only thing?
    Man: That's my only thing.
    Lady: Well I'm gonna go then.
    Man: Have a good day I guess?

    • @VixeyTeh
      @VixeyTeh 4 года назад +63

      Lady: Is that your only thing?
      Man: I've got an alligator.

    • @kcat74
      @kcat74 4 года назад +51

      Turns out he does have another thing.

    • @cameronjadewallace
      @cameronjadewallace 3 года назад +6

      I think I love you

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 года назад

      @@VixeyTeh instant rewrite!

  • @ellepenne6397
    @ellepenne6397 3 года назад +216

    "He didn't even wear a mask!"
    *chuckles in 2020*

    • @azahias9
      @azahias9 3 года назад +3

      *grumbles in Faucinese* 😒

    • @Anton2Win
      @Anton2Win 3 года назад

      . R R r. R Rr xr r. 4. T c tcct TC

  • @floridashawn7317
    @floridashawn7317 4 года назад +118

    I would never treat my alligator so poorly

  • @makatron
    @makatron 4 года назад +337

    At this point let's not act like anything from Florida surprises us.

    • @flytrapYTP
      @flytrapYTP 4 года назад +15

      Florida Man Steals Entire State of Florida.

    • @slightlycookedbread
      @slightlycookedbread 4 года назад +25

      I’d kill to have “Florida man” as a Netflix series

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 года назад

      Mr Memes it’s comin’ guaranteed

    • @FlaccidFella
      @FlaccidFella 4 года назад +1

      Act? Try living here, you don't have to act like it doesn't surprise you

    • @camfox5187
      @camfox5187 4 года назад +1

      As a native Floridian. Challenge accepted.

  • @sunnydee196
    @sunnydee196 4 года назад +719

    Shayne: I went to Austin and Portland
    Audience: claps
    Shayne: *No!* Hold on. Either way you’re wrong!

    • @huston1415
      @huston1415 4 года назад +2

      @@jcap1394 And you're a killjoy. See, now you _both_ can feel like trash.

    • @butteredtoast8666
      @butteredtoast8666 4 года назад +1

      either way you're wrong,.

    • @frank2tone
      @frank2tone 4 года назад

      LOL .....

    • @vapidspecter9065
      @vapidspecter9065 4 года назад

      It’s true 😅

    • @user-nightmared
      @user-nightmared 3 года назад

      I know Portland. Very much normal. You want freaks, go to Salt Lake City.

  • @willowashe
    @willowashe 4 года назад +281

    When Shayne says “and this is real”, that’s how you know the story is totally real.

    • @jessjess23brooks89
      @jessjess23brooks89 4 года назад +38

      I mean, I live in Florida. Someone was just charged in my area for running through a liquor store holding a gator like a machine gun. Yes, gators are everywhere. Yes, crazy is in abundance.

    • @Jen-tt9yx
      @Jen-tt9yx 4 года назад +2

      @@jessjess23brooks89 ....hummm...what!!! 😂⚒️🙄🤣

    • @tylerm0089
      @tylerm0089 4 года назад +2

      @@Jen-tt9yx like they said, crazy is in abundance. Lol.

    • @namelessfaceless5748
      @namelessfaceless5748 4 года назад

      Don't you mean Israel Dani?

    • @willowashe
      @willowashe 4 года назад +1

      Future Selves Past Memories No. No I do not.

  • @ShotgunSeanny
    @ShotgunSeanny 4 года назад +223

    Man I love how wholesome this guy is and how he's fun to just look at. Entertaining on a variety of different levels. and handsome too. You go guy!

    • @NoteFromSELF
      @NoteFromSELF 4 года назад +7

      I love his look. Long hair and short hair. I just think his tattoos could have been planned a little better. Especially under his shirt.

    • @butteredtoast8666
      @butteredtoast8666 4 года назад +1

      @@NoteFromSELF I was wondering if he ever thought of maybe getting a couple of them removied? Not that he needs to.

    • @IMTHATN1NJA
      @IMTHATN1NJA 4 года назад +2

      bill ding he’s had some touched up or covered up

    • @emersynruby7241
      @emersynruby7241 4 года назад +6

      Listen to his podcast and trust me he is not wholesome at all ahahhaha he just has to keep his comedy very clean for these specials

    • @janetallison363
      @janetallison363 4 года назад +2

      @@NoteFromSELF never seen under his shirt but would love too. I'm not a huge fan of them cause he's so dang good looking but they do fascinate me

  • @drandau79
    @drandau79 3 года назад +58

    Car behind them was like “I don’t even want the frosty now.”

  • @sonicballer31
    @sonicballer31 4 года назад +192

    *Woman:* You can’t rob me without a gun.
    *Florida Man:* I don’t have a gun, but hold on...

  • @gastonave
    @gastonave 4 года назад +86

    When Austin adopted "Keep it Weird" in 89 it was a very cheap place to live and a magnet for artists and musicians. When housing prices skyrocketed most of the people who made Austin weird couldn't afford to live there anymore.

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 года назад +5

      then they went to Key West until KW got tooo expensive -- no idea where they are now. . .

    • @erzabetf9544
      @erzabetf9544 3 года назад +15

      I moved to Austin in 1989. Our current motto should really be “Keep it slightly less corporate than Houston”.

    • @B.Wayne88
      @B.Wayne88 3 года назад

      That's me😁

    • @RobVespa
      @RobVespa 3 года назад +7

      The same is true for every unique and warm neighborhood I've lived in... Everything that made the area great gets priced out of the area they made good. Sad. I visited Chicago a few years ago and didn't even recognize my old neighborhood. It was completely rebuilt. Not for the better.

    • @AtheneHolder
      @AtheneHolder 3 года назад

      very interesting

  • @thacrypt223
    @thacrypt223 4 года назад +76

    "WHAT! Why am I with you?!" Didn't see that one coming. What an awesome story teller. I am truly impressed.

    • @jimandersen3003
      @jimandersen3003 4 года назад +4

      "THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, THEY DON'T EVEN SERVE ALLIGATORS HERE"=TOOOO FUNNY!

  • @elisemo6038
    @elisemo6038 4 года назад +68

    Love the tattoos, love his personality, and love his stage presence. Okay, basically I love him.

  • @sasnook_17
    @sasnook_17 4 года назад +605

    The perfect opportunity to say “see ya later alligator” was missed

  • @eabaggins
    @eabaggins 4 года назад +386

    Mountain Dew Neck tattoo guy changed his hair game!

    • @monie1527
      @monie1527 4 года назад +21

      I like the high & tight haircut. He's handsome.

    • @tswear6717
      @tswear6717 4 года назад +3

      @@P4rk3R1 he is the barber

    • @ala-lash3710
      @ala-lash3710 4 года назад +7

      I like it this way, he looks less hipster cardboard cutout

    • @bilindalaw-morley161
      @bilindalaw-morley161 4 года назад +2

      Evren yeah he’s looking good. I think he’s had a bit more ink done, too

    • @isabellemalott9976
      @isabellemalott9976 4 года назад

      bill cosby WHY 🥺

  • @Hannacalebclark
    @Hannacalebclark 4 года назад +509

    Alternate title: Robbing a Wendys like you're Ash Ketchum

    • @darthpapi5049
      @darthpapi5049 4 года назад +12

      Hahahahahaha mini dino I choose you!!! Attack with tactical bite 🤣

    • @rustedtooth3015
      @rustedtooth3015 4 года назад +1

      Cringe

    • @asperkai6855
      @asperkai6855 4 года назад +1

      😆

    • @thisblackgirlcantdohair
      @thisblackgirlcantdohair 4 года назад +2

      YOU WIN!

    • @Nightstick24
      @Nightstick24 4 года назад +3

      I choked on my water so hard. I was just scrolling by then I narrowly avoided death. That's hilarious.

  • @Mr.Bonesss532
    @Mr.Bonesss532 4 года назад +170

    Wendy’s cashier: *exists*
    Florida man: YEEET

  • @thesonofdormammu5475
    @thesonofdormammu5475 4 года назад +26

    This dude's timing is so awesome. I could listen to him all day.

    • @Surfer041
      @Surfer041 Год назад +2

      He has a great voice, his body language goes with his act very well. All in all, he's very funny and entertaining. I'd definitely pay to see him live.

  • @rusianalf
    @rusianalf 4 года назад +155

    so thats what lawrence is doing after leaving funhaus

    • @aparim87
      @aparim87 4 года назад +10

      not gonna lie, thumbnail had me

    • @Become-Eggplant
      @Become-Eggplant 4 года назад +1

      Lawrence left!?!?!?!??!

    • @ShaneFlett
      @ShaneFlett 4 года назад

      He made a tweet, yeah

    • @Yceb0x
      @Yceb0x 4 года назад +1

      He’s still got all those hours he put in at the steel mill

  • @clairefutrell5089
    @clairefutrell5089 4 года назад +27

    Love this, and Shane’s delivery has improved a lot! He used to say “ya know?” as kind of a nervous tic. Now he is truly perfect.

  • @avamasquerade
    @avamasquerade 4 года назад +98

    I've just been shamed out of my lifelong phobia of driving. 37 years old and I'm taking that driver's test first thing next Monday!...Now I just gotta go find me an alligator to properly incentivize a potentially reluctant driving instructor...🤔

    • @flytrapYTP
      @flytrapYTP 4 года назад +15

      Everyone needs an alligator accomplice in their life.

    • @KryptKicker5
      @KryptKicker5 4 года назад +6

      After you pass you can just turn it into shoes, or a handbag, really the options are limitless.

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 года назад +3

      Charity Ava take it three times and you’ll do better. Find a quiet park to drive around to practice.

    • @monie1527
      @monie1527 4 года назад +2

      Congratulations. My daughter did the same at age 22. Good on ya!

    • @thepolitea1545
      @thepolitea1545 4 года назад +2

      Charity Ava I didn’t learn how to drive until I was 26 no shame 😎.. Pass the test?!

  • @i3eaniie602
    @i3eaniie602 4 года назад +425

    I like the way he looks like he belongs at both a hot topic and a Harry Potter fan club

  • @justalizardd
    @justalizardd 4 года назад +60

    “Spongebill! NOO” I think I peed a little

  • @0oo087
    @0oo087 4 года назад +59

    If he wasn't playing "Interior crocodile alligator, i drive a chevrolet movie theater" while doing it then I'm highly disappointed.

  • @RocketsharK7
    @RocketsharK7 4 года назад +134

    Hold the alligator with both hands pointing teeth at the wendy's cashier "say hello to my little friend!"

  • @megalopolis2015
    @megalopolis2015 4 года назад +81

    Oh yeah. This was his best routine. He did this joke to death, and I Loved every second of it.

  • @jackiesmith6687
    @jackiesmith6687 4 года назад +41

    "and then he PALMEEED AN ALLIGATOR" 😂 loved it

  • @MikasaAckerman-zc5nj
    @MikasaAckerman-zc5nj 4 года назад +64

    Example of a non-sober plan in FL: At a beach a meth head couple was selling tickets to the *moon* for $1,000. True story.

    • @kardiaclark8111
      @kardiaclark8111 4 года назад

      Wow just wow 😂

    • @bobbyjackson797
      @bobbyjackson797 2 года назад

      I thought they were tickets to heaven? They gave me a free one because I was broke and helped them get to a gas station

  • @Jylart
    @Jylart 4 года назад +29

    I've lived in Florida my whole life. Nothing surprises me anymore.

  • @iluvpandaparteez
    @iluvpandaparteez 4 года назад +22

    You know it's a great audience when the laughing dies down only because people can't breathe, because of the laughing. Awesome job

  • @megupets
    @megupets 4 года назад +310

    Only clicked cuz of the funhaus shirt

  • @mysoutherngardeningjourney
    @mysoutherngardeningjourney 4 года назад +205

    Anybody else go google the story b4 Shayne finished telling it? The dude who threw the poor beast was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. His parents said he was just pranking someone he knew who worked at Wendy's. Crazy story.

    • @MrMate8869
      @MrMate8869 4 года назад +11

      Sounds like a great prank. To bad the police and Wendy's have such a bad cence of humor.

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 4 года назад +8

      Thats actually hilarious. I dont know if Id be friends with him still, but if my friend did that and Id survive it'd be a funny story.

    • @aaronbradford5268
      @aaronbradford5268 4 года назад +6

      Didn't have to Google it, I live here and remember it! 🤣🤣

    • @catladybb5820
      @catladybb5820 4 года назад +6

      Poor alligator 🐊 what a shitty day

    • @bridgetlove1884
      @bridgetlove1884 4 года назад +2

      This happened next town over from me. It wasn't a robbery but a "prank".

  • @1992ilikepie
    @1992ilikepie 4 года назад +22

    I love when someone has a weird laugh and then you can hear that second wave of people laughing at the laugh

  • @annablendermann
    @annablendermann 2 года назад +5

    I keep coming back to this standup. He is absolutely hysterical with the voice escalations. More more!

  • @orderedsteps4050
    @orderedsteps4050 4 года назад +136

    SPONGE BILL NO!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vincentjames7210
    @vincentjames7210 4 года назад +730

    I thought it was another neck and face tattoo guy😂

    • @marysab8865
      @marysab8865 4 года назад +5

      he's the funniest face tattoo guy

    • @13th_hero
      @13th_hero 4 года назад

      he's the neck and face tattoo guy whos this funny. ^_^

    • @Black_pearl_adrift
      @Black_pearl_adrift 4 года назад +1

      Ik he oooks like compleately fmdifferent. I was probably getting recomended videos of hus for a while but just didnt recognise him😂

    • @CoochieKissKing
      @CoochieKissKing 4 года назад +12

      Its Mt.Dew Guy!!!

    • @KaylahDemi
      @KaylahDemi 4 года назад +9

      @Mark Hendrix Yup, he's the same guy. Mountain Dew Guy, not Throat or Face Tattoo guy? That's him.

  • @dvineslim
    @dvineslim 4 года назад +172

    Was the alligator wearing a mask???

    • @Dirtbag-Hyena
      @Dirtbag-Hyena 4 года назад +6

      Apparently.... They did let it go ,& no accomplice charges were filed .🙄🐊

  • @jamesmartello1
    @jamesmartello1 3 года назад +9

    Still one of my favorite sets. I watch this pretty often and have sent this to practically everyone I know. Everyone loves it.

  • @bigboy8421
    @bigboy8421 4 года назад +27

    Imagine his phone call "hey hun, I lost the alligator.... no, no it was a Wendy's this time"

  • @dco5055
    @dco5055 4 года назад +48

    Look up the guy in Florida that was so drunk he was chasing people through a gas station with a alligator. He said this store must sell good alcohol as he don't remember it.

  • @diamondinvr
    @diamondinvr 4 года назад +33

    I love watching comedy videos and just listening to the audience laugh. There's always one that just sticks out and makes my day great

    • @calebray8895
      @calebray8895 4 года назад

      Mine is the rubber chicken in a blender laugh at 5:43

  • @jameshartsfield8585
    @jameshartsfield8585 4 года назад +186

    I live in Florida. This is not even atypical behavior.

    • @Johnny-tq9no
      @Johnny-tq9no 4 года назад +11

      Yeah I mean if you don't see your crackhead with his pants down walking his bicycle at least once every couple months you're not in Florida 😂

    • @janayh2817
      @janayh2817 4 года назад +13

      James Hartsfield I’m in PA but born and raised in FL. I concur 100%. People here still don’t believe my “peacocks fighting in the street” story 😂

    • @HidInMistProductions
      @HidInMistProductions 4 года назад +2

      Yeah honestly it's just a normal day here in the great sunshine state

    • @privateuser4179
      @privateuser4179 4 года назад +1

      If u thought their Wendys stories are crazy, dont even go there with their Taco Bell incidents 🌮!!! 😬😬

    • @zac3392
      @zac3392 4 года назад

      James Hartsfield Dave Barry agrees...

  • @TheAyeAye1
    @TheAyeAye1 4 года назад +25

    I've watched half a dozen times. It still makes me laugh.

    • @haithemelzabri
      @haithemelzabri Год назад +2

      haha, same! it just doesn't get old!

    • @morganseppy5180
      @morganseppy5180 Год назад

      I shared the whole special with my (teenager) son and we were both laughing so hard. Would love to go see him live.

  • @KeesaRenee
    @KeesaRenee 3 года назад +17

    This is maybe the fifteenth time I've watched this and it gets funnier every time.

  • @bhgant813
    @bhgant813 4 года назад +81

    This guy is one of the funniest humans on the planet. Mountain Dew Guy for President 2020!

    • @butteredtoast8666
      @butteredtoast8666 4 года назад

      VERY good idea!

    • @scottolsen8946
      @scottolsen8946 4 года назад

      He has my vote. Better than Trump and whoever will be on the Democrat ballot

  • @chencornelius7832
    @chencornelius7832 4 года назад +66

    I like his style of telling jokes.

    • @thepanman8
      @thepanman8 4 года назад +7

      Id buy tix for his show, and i hate standup, but hes got that personality you want to root for

    • @namelessfaceless5748
      @namelessfaceless5748 4 года назад

      NGL, Fugging millenials are weak af

  • @FirstNameLastName000
    @FirstNameLastName000 4 года назад +34

    This is such truth. Also, the not being afraid of death comment had me laugh until I cried because that is my life. Lastly, a throw-able gator is called "pocket-sized" here in the south.

  • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
    @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 4 года назад +37

    I like to imagine the alligator was at the Wendy's minding its business and this dude just takes him hostage.

  • @oliviaboyette2637
    @oliviaboyette2637 4 года назад +34

    “Do you ride a horse and the alligator throws you” lmao 😂

  • @SwordofAslan
    @SwordofAslan Год назад +4

    Easily one of my ALL TIME favorite segments from ANY comedian.

  • @discipleofsakura
    @discipleofsakura 4 года назад +13

    I love this guy. The way he tells stories is amazing and hilarious.

  • @hannibanani029
    @hannibanani029 4 года назад +47

    So there's this game that my friends like to play where you Google the words "Florida man" followed by your birthday and you read the top article. The article that I get is about the Wendy's alligator thing so I already knew this story!

    • @sunnydee196
      @sunnydee196 4 года назад +13

      Hannah Rose Mason I just tried it. Apparently “Florida man birthday challenge” is a thing.
      Mine was: Naked Florida man stood in a fire chanting gibberish.

    • @HollywoodActorRyanGosling
      @HollywoodActorRyanGosling 4 года назад +3

      I got, "Florida Man Claimed to be Surrounded by Cats and Alligators Before Being Arrested for Murder"

    • @vhcxhbvg
      @vhcxhbvg 4 года назад

      Wow this is a great way to get someone's birthday 💪

    • @matthewbarrera784
      @matthewbarrera784 4 года назад +3

      Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza

    • @matthewbarrera784
      @matthewbarrera784 4 года назад

      Was my story 😂

  • @TADSS123
    @TADSS123 4 года назад +41

    Literally happened at my local Wendy’s, no joke

  • @charlesedwards8030
    @charlesedwards8030 4 года назад +15

    I remember when the guy with the alligator was on my local news. That wasn’t even the worst. The worst was when a man with two machetes attacking people on a bridge.

    • @michaelgeorge595
      @michaelgeorge595 3 года назад

      I’m still reeling from that one- they blamed bath salts! Miamians and Miami Beachers didn’t know who would lose it next.

  • @summerfields2792
    @summerfields2792 4 года назад +84

    Honestly, I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. It’s currently 9pm and I’m in bed with my husband asleep next to me. He has to be up at 5:30am for work but I just woke him up laughing so hysterically that he couldn’t tell if I was laughing or crying and he got all panicked. Btw, we live in FL. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @azlibra7178
      @azlibra7178 4 года назад +3

      Now you got me cry-laughing!🤣🤣🤘🏻✌🏻

    • @ninastar5285
      @ninastar5285 4 года назад +3

      Yes this comedian is very good you should search for his other videos. They make you laugh.for days...🤣

    • @JM-sm8ir
      @JM-sm8ir 3 года назад +1

      I pissed off one of my cats. He was laying on me sleeping and I was shaking too much from laughing!!

  • @goodenoughright5433
    @goodenoughright5433 4 года назад +13

    As a Florida man I can confirm that we do have almost unlimited access to alligators whenever you feel like it

  • @namelessanarchy
    @namelessanarchy 4 года назад +14

    Funny story, I once worked IT for the Wendy's corporate office and had a call from a store that someone threw an alligator through the drive through window

  • @yupitsjessbbyx3
    @yupitsjessbbyx3 4 года назад +33

    Being from Florida I know there’s a decent chance that man did not have a license

  • @peterfrancisco-matthews3102
    @peterfrancisco-matthews3102 4 года назад +25

    Non sober plan was a Komodo dragon and a mo-ped

  • @vice166
    @vice166 4 года назад +22

    I have never felt more pride for living in Florida

  • @trueskyte
    @trueskyte 4 года назад +33

    "Do you ride a horse and the alligator throws you?" - That's not Florida, that's Russia.

    • @eeyoreofborg
      @eeyoreofborg 4 года назад +3

      In soviet russia road forks you.

    • @circlegtrashfarm
      @circlegtrashfarm 4 года назад +1

      Or Texas. We have gaters and horses.

    • @darydiaz3610
      @darydiaz3610 11 месяцев назад

      But with a bear 😂😂😂

  • @stephaniemajors7697
    @stephaniemajors7697 3 года назад +4

    So, I totally ran into this guy in Florida recently, and he was so nice. I even got a picture with him and told him this was my favorite story of his. Amazing!

  • @_Arko44
    @_Arko44 3 года назад +17

    This guy is amazing! I have never laughed so hard at a comedian.

  • @inyyxcustoms5271
    @inyyxcustoms5271 3 года назад +11

    As a crazy Floridian, I would have looked at him in the face and went “Thanks for the alligator.” Then shut the drive through window and immediately texted my husband “Hey Hun, someone gave me a new pet.”

  • @Mowuniverse
    @Mowuniverse 4 года назад +42

    Also a guy robbed a store with one and he held it like a gun

  • @k3d1c
    @k3d1c 3 года назад +13

    Wow I am legit falling in love with this guy, he is so funny, I'm cracking up so much 😆

    • @she-wolfkira4927
      @she-wolfkira4927 Год назад

      You have to see more of his stuff. He's legit this funny with all his stories. Stories of him growing up and rehabing from drugs are hysterical.

  • @willtheperson7224
    @willtheperson7224 4 года назад +107

    I'm glad I left Wendy's before this guy could show up 😂

    • @stupiditydefeatsevolution9268
      @stupiditydefeatsevolution9268 4 года назад +2

      I'm sad I wasnt at Wendy's when he came, would've been lit

    • @UlfhedinnNorsk
      @UlfhedinnNorsk 4 года назад

      Will The Person Such a random pic of Николай 2ой. 😂

    • @willtheperson7224
      @willtheperson7224 4 года назад

      @@UlfhedinnNorsk Yeah. Just check my playlist of hymns and chants.

  • @natashaunderwood5328
    @natashaunderwood5328 4 года назад +14

    Imagine being the police officers. Officer A "I'm not writing that report you write it." Officer B "No you do it."

  • @tinawindham6958
    @tinawindham6958 4 года назад +7

    Heard the alligator story bf so I couldn’t quit laughing the way he told it! Love your presence on stage!!!

  • @LizardBrick
    @LizardBrick 4 года назад +30

    SPONGEBILL NO!

  • @jerlv9
    @jerlv9 4 года назад +4

    His delivery is absolutely amazing!

  • @soulplayrt463
    @soulplayrt463 4 года назад +11

    Ok now that was seriously one of the funniest sets I've ever heard 😂

  • @MrFawiggles
    @MrFawiggles Год назад +2

    This is honestly one of the funniest stand up comedy routines of all time. Bravo, Shayne!!!

  • @interestedlen8823
    @interestedlen8823 4 года назад +7

    "...so he drives his new alligator to Wendy's, ok?" This is why I'm saving my sanity for some time useful =) Shayne rocking the sardonic edge of the late great Dave Allen - high praise!