Dead Space Remake, but actually it's Callisto Protocol

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025

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  • @Harbinger_of_nurgle
    @Harbinger_of_nurgle Год назад +893

    Isaac is actually wearing the foam finger to make it more fair for the necromorphs, as a single punch from his bare fist would crack the Ishimura in half

    • @bigsmoke7686
      @bigsmoke7686 Год назад +44

      It would give the marker a panic attack

    • @Mr_Fear_Offical
      @Mr_Fear_Offical Год назад +17

      Nah you got it wrong if he took off the foam finger he would destroy a planet like the brethren moons then there'd be no dead space 3 he could just destroy It them that's why he's either hitting them with a gun not his fists

    • @kobi7955
      @kobi7955 Год назад +1

      @@Mr_Fear_Offical He should do that and erase DS3 from existence

    • @garrusvakarian5326
      @garrusvakarian5326 Год назад +9

      "Try University of Technology. Coulda gone pro if I hadn't become an engineer. I'm not one of those beltway pansies. I could break the Ishimura in two. With my bare HANDS! DON'T FUCK WITH THIS MENTAL CASE"

    • @Mr_Fear_Offical
      @Mr_Fear_Offical Год назад +2

      @@garrusvakarian5326 if he only said that would be the beat gaming quote ever 😆 😆 😆

  • @jamescoyne4559
    @jamescoyne4559 Год назад +790

    I love how Callisto protocol was supposed to be “the new dead space” and then dead space became the new dead space

    • @ardour1587
      @ardour1587 Год назад +17

      😄👍

    • @rdowg
      @rdowg Год назад +121

      Going from being extremely hyped for callisto and weary on the remake to hating callisto and loving the remake has been quite the whiplash

    • @sean_69
      @sean_69 Год назад +42

      It was never supposed to be the new dead space that’s the expectations you nerds put on it, and then a good game that’s different gets review bombed for being different when gamers constantly whine about everything being the same. But alas let’s just remake everything.

    • @metroplex29
      @metroplex29 Год назад +42

      @@sean_69 I prefer a well done remake to a rather pathetic and disappointing new game.

    • @sean_69
      @sean_69 Год назад +38

      @@metroplex29 I loved it and wasn’t disappointed in anyway probably because I can appreciate things for what they are. Give it a few years for the videos “we were wrong about Callisto protocol.” But this shit just shows everyone hey, Don’t bother making new things, the mindless masses just want nostalgia shoved in their face forever.

  • @thesaltyweeb
    @thesaltyweeb Год назад +514

    Jacob: "Man, how many swings does it take to kill these things?!"
    Isaac: "Just one"

  • @zalabit927
    @zalabit927 Год назад +375

    *Dead Space:* That box of supplies is looking at me, gonna teach him a lesson.
    *Callisto Protocol:* What's a gun doing in my fighting game? Get outta here🗿

    • @Brindale
      @Brindale Год назад

      Callisto Protocol: *surprise penis monster out of box*

    • @coldshoulder14
      @coldshoulder14 Год назад +41

      Callisto Protocol: Reject gun, embrace bonk.

  • @Hollyclown
    @Hollyclown Год назад +96

    Hammond: “man Isaac, you really showed those Necromorph who’s boss.”
    Isaac: “Necromorphs?”

  • @jameswalton5733
    @jameswalton5733 Год назад +57

    a fully upgraded plasma cutter feels like better melee combat than Callisto Protocol

    • @mrjtfang2
      @mrjtfang2 Год назад +6

      BRO! they had to have added it to diss on Callisto. The color scheme is even black and grey/white.

  • @alexmercer3499
    @alexmercer3499 Год назад +164

    I feel like The Callisto Protocol would've been better if they had Glory Kills, different kinds of melee weapons or maybe if the stun baton shocked the biophages, more energy/enemy types and full invincibility on the dodge mechanic.

    • @gabuscus9108
      @gabuscus9108 Год назад +8

      Would have turned into more combat less scary

    • @alexmercer3499
      @alexmercer3499 Год назад +19

      @@gabuscus9108 True but the game and Dead Space were never scary to begin with. But The Callisto Protocol did nail the atmosphere tho.

    • @gabrielwhites7088
      @gabrielwhites7088 Год назад +26

      If the doge was based more on timing (and also consitent) then they would have had something. Also making multiple enemies a matter of crowd control instead of an ever increasing queue for their turn in the QTE.
      The most fun I have with Dead Space is when it forces me to line up a careful shot while the space zombie is rapidly approaching and his friends are sneaking up behind me.

    • @EmiHnH
      @EmiHnH Год назад +9

      @@alexmercer3499 how comes Dead Space was NOT scary?

    • @kayiskoi
      @kayiskoi Год назад +11

      I feel like it would have been better if the dodge mechanic had an actual dodge frame, so the game wasn't so easy. But yeah, the lack of weapon variety made it extremely boring. It seems much more closely inspired by a game like The Last of Us than it is by Dead Space.

  • @angryGinger62
    @angryGinger62 Год назад +31

    Jacob: *visibly troubled while fighting human mutants* (not scary) "why won't you just die!"
    Meanwhile on the ishimura: *none OSHA compliant engenier violently chases down and beats heavily morphed zombies with foam finger*

  • @silent0089
    @silent0089 Год назад +102

    Callisto Protocol feels like a rhythm game more than a fighting game

    • @SierraHarmony
      @SierraHarmony Год назад +17

      This single comment alone has instantly made me hate The Callisto Protocol. Great. Fan-fucking-tastic.

    • @LightCrib2
      @LightCrib2 Год назад +13

      Callisto Protocol WISHES it could be Hi-Fi Rush

    • @AnakinsDaycareForPadawans
      @AnakinsDaycareForPadawans Год назад +1

      It feels like a shitty game

  • @Sercotani
    @Sercotani Год назад +75

    not enough crawling through vents and various other miscellaneous tight spaces, 5/10.

    • @ardour1587
      @ardour1587 Год назад +6

      Yeah, I was actually wondering how many game time I spend on all that crawling.

    • @tyo101
      @tyo101 Год назад

      ​@@ardour1587Those segments are often used to disguise loading areas in a game.

  • @b1thearchitect401
    @b1thearchitect401 Год назад +140

    Just missing the horrible dodging system and insanely restrictive level design

    • @SyntheticShinobi
      @SyntheticShinobi Год назад +1

      And, most importantly, the fact it’s 2023 and you still don’t have A FUCKING NEW GAME PLUS. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

    • @EnnokkNui
      @EnnokkNui  Год назад +4

      @@SyntheticShinobi IIRC they just added NG+ to Callisto

    • @SyntheticShinobi
      @SyntheticShinobi Год назад +44

      @@EnnokkNui oh boy it only took them months. Good thing people didn’t lose interest. Surely people even want a ng+ for a linear and shallow game with little to zero depth.
      Regardless, not having it day 1 is embarrassing. That game is D E D

    • @zalabit927
      @zalabit927 Год назад +25

      @@EnnokkNui Should have been on the game day one when the playerbase is fresh tho, never have i known of a game delivering a basic feature too late.
      *Looks at Halo Infinite*

    • @markvansertima3159
      @markvansertima3159 Год назад +29

      @@zalabit927 yea im not disagreeing with you guys. They made a lot of strange choices with Callisto. One thing I think Dead Space is missing though is a dedicated photo mode. This game is too gorgeous to not have one.

  • @maratnugmanov
    @maratnugmanov Год назад +23

    In Callisto Protocol you shimmy through narrow spaces for about third of a game.

  • @barmbailey6934
    @barmbailey6934 Год назад +52

    Talk about giving "The Finger" lol

  • @johnprice6271
    @johnprice6271 Год назад +31

    Okay, so I had just got to the Mining area when I got cornered by a Necromorph Slasher and ran out of ammo. The game turned into a boxing simulator soon after.
    No Stasis, no upgraded Plasma Cutter, just me, an ugly SOB and several haymakers.

    • @littlebadassgaming
      @littlebadassgaming Год назад +3

      isn't the 3rd upgrade for the plasma cutter just make melee combat deadbass easy?

    • @highlander918
      @highlander918 Год назад +2

      @@littlebadassgaming it just floors them. They can still attack it’s just better to start stomping

    • @joshuagrimes5593
      @joshuagrimes5593 Год назад +2

      @highlander918 how consistently does it drop them? I've only had a few instances where I've had to square up and I was only able to knock down 2 after maybe a handful of swings. On the other occasions I just switched to the force gun.

    • @mrjtfang2
      @mrjtfang2 Год назад

      @@joshuagrimes5593 The plasma cutter upgrade seem's pretty reliable in a pinch.

  • @SUPREMEMASTER1
    @SUPREMEMASTER1 Год назад +7

    Real space. Real terror. Real foam.

  • @mm2624
    @mm2624 Год назад +4

    If this was callisto protocol every necromorph here would need 20 hits before it was died.

  • @bravo6-168
    @bravo6-168 Год назад +53

    Dude just punches through them 😂😂😂

  • @xKarma_411
    @xKarma_411 Год назад +8

    Isaac when EA forced him back into the Ishimura

  • @Training_Tsuna_
    @Training_Tsuna_ Год назад +4

    Damn, Isaac did these necromorphs like how Rick James did Charlie Murphy.

  • @Skarrier
    @Skarrier Год назад +4

    "...i can break Obelisk in two... WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!"

  • @ExistentialGuru
    @ExistentialGuru Год назад +7

    Still a better love story than callisto

  • @arrivalofdoom7449
    @arrivalofdoom7449 Год назад

    Ishimura Computer : "Please equip Devil Horns for maximum whompage. Thank you"

  • @kevohtp8088
    @kevohtp8088 Год назад +4

    Wait you can one shot enemies with a pistol whip from the foam finger, that's hilarious 😂

  • @redquoter
    @redquoter Год назад

    "ORAORAORAORAORA"
    - Isaac "Star Platinum" Clarke

  • @philippmuller-litz401
    @philippmuller-litz401 Год назад

    "Welcome to the USG Ishimura! I'm Chuck Norris, and I'll be your guide on the tour around the ship. Be careful, because I'm not."

  • @shadowthoughts7959
    @shadowthoughts7959 Год назад +8

    It can't be Callisto. This was actually worth playing XD

  • @testedhawk
    @testedhawk Год назад +8

    Don't forget your pea-shooters that do jack for damage

  • @natejoe9924
    @natejoe9924 Год назад

    Thanks for showing me that I didn't know you can do that with the hand I haven't a lot but I didn't know

  • @greatbigredtank5122
    @greatbigredtank5122 Год назад

    I would NEVER let ANYONE slap my own necromorph!!! HOW DARE HE!!!

  • @cckk9725
    @cckk9725 Год назад

    It was said that Isaac Clarke once killed 50 necromorphs with the Foam Finger...
    ....and then he found ammo for it.

  • @TheJabberwokk
    @TheJabberwokk Год назад

    0:50 You made that Slasher do a back flip.

  • @crimsxn833
    @crimsxn833 Год назад

    if he used the rifle once before he hit them it would have been perfect

  • @achronos178
    @achronos178 Год назад

    Issac serving hands!

  • @aegis6485
    @aegis6485 Год назад +4

    To be fair, the Hand Cannon's melee is just as strong as it's fire modes. That's how it was in 2, anyway. A real challenge is the plasma cutter melee only playthrough.

    • @Corksy
      @Corksy Год назад +5

      There are a few enemies you can't kill with melee as you are instantly dead if you get too close.

  • @AC-iz7eh
    @AC-iz7eh Год назад +2

    Lmao at that Necromorph that got hit so hard he backflipped

  • @celeb-seventeen
    @celeb-seventeen Год назад

    The real, honest: Finger Player.

  • @FrostFire1987
    @FrostFire1987 Год назад +2

    Comparing this to Calisto protocol is like comparing xannax to paracetamol

  • @ryanSLF
    @ryanSLF Год назад

    The Callisto Protocol is a good game in its own right, too many peoople compared it to Dead Space

  • @kayt1644
    @kayt1644 Год назад +1

    Jacob : hey isaac i think we should work together its no good working against each other
    Isaac : yeah i guess your right lets team up

  • @onion69420
    @onion69420 Год назад

    Callisto tried to have the last of us which backfired

  • @t-man.2712
    @t-man.2712 Год назад +1

    I'd be running through this game with One Punch Man's theme in the background 😂

  • @gustacairac1
    @gustacairac1 Год назад

    Isaac it's using only 1% of his power, he could destroy Ishimura into pieces with his punches and feet.

  • @TheM9lta
    @TheM9lta Год назад

    Tool low texture resolution to recognize Callisto

  • @phongbanh5744
    @phongbanh5744 Год назад

    Who's next

  • @TheDrudgenator
    @TheDrudgenator Год назад

    Missed all the framedrops and enemy glitching into doors

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 Год назад

    Isaac actually goes to Callisto to take a vacation from all the necromorph bullshit.

  • @arkadiusznamys7193
    @arkadiusznamys7193 Год назад

    One Slap Man

  • @ifistedabear
    @ifistedabear Год назад

    USG Valor: "Shooting them doesn't stop them! What the hell are these things?!"
    Remaining Ishimura Crew: "Cut off their limbs! It's the only way to stop them!"
    Issac: 🤜

  • @icards7986
    @icards7986 Год назад

    ONE PUUUUUNNNNNCCCCHHHH!!!!

  • @natejoe9924
    @natejoe9924 Год назад

    This is interesting I will try it but I think the shooting is more funner

  • @natejoe9924
    @natejoe9924 Год назад

    I knew you could hit with your weapon but I never tried it with the hand

  • @16JPE
    @16JPE Год назад

    One bonk man

  • @t0mmygun95
    @t0mmygun95 Год назад

    I think you got your title wrong. You have to whack things a lot more in Callisto Protocol in order to kill them. What your demonstrating here, is Isaac letting out his inner One Punch Man.

  • @danielvazquez7482
    @danielvazquez7482 Год назад

    How can this be that when that came first?

  • @MoonShine3412
    @MoonShine3412 Год назад

    You forgot to done left and right the most fun thing to do in that game....

  • @Political_Brainrot_Auditor
    @Political_Brainrot_Auditor Год назад

    doomguy if he deadspace

  • @LegendaryPredalien12
    @LegendaryPredalien12 Год назад +5

    Where's all the sweat, Isaac's suit should be leaking sweat and the Necromorphs should be glistening like 80's action heroes v:

  • @aygaion2295
    @aygaion2295 Год назад

    Its so fucking funny the calistards trying to make callisto look better than Dead Space, they literaly have no arguments do back it up lmao

    • @SympatheticStrawmanVA
      @SympatheticStrawmanVA Год назад

      99% of the comments here are people taking huge messy dumps on Callisto, there's like one dude in the whole comments section defending it, what are you talking about?

  • @noobist85
    @noobist85 Год назад +1

    Where's all the pew pews?

  • @Da_Grilla_432hz
    @Da_Grilla_432hz Год назад

    devils horn aint nothin but a cheat

  • @DarkKnight-hz2py
    @DarkKnight-hz2py Год назад

    No it not callisto , it One Punch Man .

  • @kayparody
    @kayparody Год назад

    🚨 WRONG! Melee combat in Callisto doesn’t one shot. Therefore Dead Space is better.

  • @akaalisbenjamin2093
    @akaalisbenjamin2093 Год назад

    So its a 1 hit melee attack as long as its with the foam gun, is that correct?

  • @WarrenValion
    @WarrenValion Год назад

    The Hand Canon buffs your melee too????

  • @ZoofyZoof
    @ZoofyZoof Год назад

    "Callisto Protocol is our original idea before coming up with Dead Space"
    Callisto Protocol when it finally releases: *_Garbage game with bad combat most people don't like_*

  • @Arthas972
    @Arthas972 Год назад

    God, I wish I could 1-hit enemies in Callisto, lol

  • @TheGreatCharlie123
    @TheGreatCharlie123 Год назад

    bang

  • @starshipshari
    @starshipshari Год назад +1

    The enemy design in Callisto protocol sucks

  • @dezpotizmOFheaven
    @dezpotizmOFheaven Год назад

    Finishing the game on "impossible" difficulty is the only achievement that is left for me to get. But sadly during the week I don't get to game much, that's why I couldn't finish the playthrough on it yet.

    • @Soap2121
      @Soap2121 Год назад +1

      You can save multiple times on impossible mode and if you die you can quickly quit the game before the black death screen appears and just continue from last save kinda cheesy but it works

    • @dezpotizmOFheaven
      @dezpotizmOFheaven Год назад

      @@Soap2121 I know. I just didn't have the time to play all of it yet. I am at chapter 3 now and didn't have any troubles so far.

    • @joshuagrimes5593
      @joshuagrimes5593 Год назад

      @dezpotizmOFheaven
      after getting the ripper, the game becomes a cakewalk. I was stressed too all hell with just the plasma Cutter. I'm currently on chapter 4 and have been exclusively using the pulse rifle for the grenades, and the ripper for close quarters. Also, the flamethrower alt firewall stun locks almost all enemies.
      Edit: the only section I'm stressed about rn are the twitchers (forget the ships name)

    • @omegaentertainment01
      @omegaentertainment01 Год назад

      @@joshuagrimes5593 pretty sure it's called the _Valor,_ friend.

  • @PsychoPatYT
    @PsychoPatYT Год назад

    You're missing the screen tearing every 5 seconds.

  • @ShinraSetora
    @ShinraSetora Год назад

    No stuttering, Callisto got a patch?

  • @HinduSpartan
    @HinduSpartan Год назад

    Callisto protocol lacked variety. The melee mechanic wasn't a bad take but maybe add more melee weapons; not to mention the other guns in game felt boring and lack luster. Each dead space weapon offers enjoyment when fully upgraded

  • @lycorisradiata22
    @lycorisradiata22 Год назад

    Нееее. В Каллисто надо было бы ковырять одного некра сто ударов, а не один.

  • @darklight5383
    @darklight5383 Год назад

    Lmaorotf glorious ❤

  • @MrOffwhite
    @MrOffwhite Год назад +1

    Still better than Callisto lol

  • @fearlesswee5036
    @fearlesswee5036 Год назад

    Not accurate enough, you're actually killing enemies in a timely manner and might actually have fun. Each enemy should be annoyingly damage-spongey, and then the devs still decide to throw 3 of them at you at once and the restrictive and barebones "cinematic" melee system falls to pieces.

  • @kanjo4976
    @kanjo4976 Год назад

    I do t feel bad for EA but I feel some kind of way for blaming them for killing deadspace when clearly schofeild made an inferior product. Maybe it’s the engine but I can’t help but wonder why they made a horror street fighter game.

  • @dillasoul2228
    @dillasoul2228 Год назад +1

    Where👏🏾is👏🏾our👏🏾reused👏🏾headless👏🏾animations👏🏾and👏🏾worm👏🏾filled👏🏾lootboxes👏🏾

  • @fierceserge8061
    @fierceserge8061 Год назад

    what skin is that

    • @EnnokkNui
      @EnnokkNui  Год назад +1

      Burnished Suit. you get it for beating Impossible Mode

    • @fierceserge8061
      @fierceserge8061 Год назад

      @@EnnokkNui oh sweet, thanks

  • @lolbackingtime7840
    @lolbackingtime7840 Год назад

    Nah... this isn't it at all! It should be the plasma cutter with weighted blade upgrades!
    Now it will be just like Callisto!

  • @sabaton5fdpfan066
    @sabaton5fdpfan066 Год назад

    Callisto wasn't bad, but it was cliche and lacking at launch. It could've been better, could've been worse. Did I make a mistake buying the GameStop collectors edition of Callisto? Yes and no, I like the collector's package but the game itself was not deserving of it

  • @novatron7841
    @novatron7841 Год назад

    How are you one shotting everyone?

    • @EnnokkNui
      @EnnokkNui  Год назад +3

      Hand Cannon from beating Impossible Mode. it's the big foam finger on his hand. the shooting 1 shots all enemies and so does the melee.

  • @ILGEEP
    @ILGEEP Год назад

    Dead space licensing gonna go to public domain ea:

  • @aberidha6489
    @aberidha6489 Год назад

    This due playing on easy

  • @k29king1
    @k29king1 Год назад +2

    Callisto Protocol got a raw deal because it’s actually a really good game with some of the best graphics on consoles to date. And got even better with it patches. I’m replaying now alongside the DS remake for my own comparisons and I’m just reminded that I love TCP, and how it’s more realistic and brutal than Dead Space.

    • @highlander918
      @highlander918 Год назад +5

      Realistic? Maybe. Brutal? Not a chance.

    • @vex080
      @vex080 Год назад

      @@highlander918 you can literally stomp each limbs and throw enemies into spikes and grinders as well as having mortal combat executions, how is that not brutal

    • @highlander918
      @highlander918 Год назад

      @@vex080 I didn’t say it wasn’t brutal, I said it wasn’t AS brutal as dead space.

    • @vex080
      @vex080 Год назад +1

      @Highlander You're telling me the game that shows literally more details, blood, intestine's and mortal kombat level of gore is not more brutal? Did you even see ANY of the death sequences in that callisto?

  • @Adam-082
    @Adam-082 Год назад

    Please don't make any comparisons of dead space to that shit Game plz lol

  • @calliedawn6060
    @calliedawn6060 Год назад

    One punch man in Dead space be like

  • @yourbiologicalstep-dad4642
    @yourbiologicalstep-dad4642 Год назад +3

    Callisto Protocol did a great job of giving fans of the genre a nice appetizer while waiting for the main course of DS remake came out. Couldn't complain at all. Both were fantastic games imho.

  • @phongbanh5744
    @phongbanh5744 Год назад

    Who's next