Warhammer 40k: Space Marine in a nutshell
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"Master has given dobby a gunshot wound, dobby is dead.” jesus christ dude
I laughed a little too hard at that one
Master has presented dobby with a glock
Poor Snotling
Well....that does make dobby free xD
Technically, a self propelled uranium tipped high explosive bolt wound.
'Aliens more like gayliens'
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Ahh, blueberries
A
CHAD WARDEN
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Isn’t using a melta on them a war crime sir?
Nonsense Guardsman! They’re Xenos! Should you propose this war crime idea more I will have to shoot you.
Godamn gay greenskins.
@@imperialfist2304 it's a war crime not to use it lol
"I want to fight some Tyranids!"
Well, that actually aged really well.
Aged beautifully, like Whiskey
I want to see more Necrons in Warhammer 40k video games
@@conlanbadger7032Prepare for the game to last hours, or even days.
Fun fact:This video got demonitized and zanny decided to keep it uploaded with no ads. What a legend.
Lies
@@octilli🤓🤓🤓
Got an ad
I got two
RUclips now requires unmonitored videos to still show ads even against the uploader’s wishes
“how much sex did they have?”
fun fact, orks are actually just giant mushrooms who blast out spores when they die that eventually grow more orks, and once orks get onto a planet it’s almost impossible to get them out without blasting the planet into an inhospitable lifeless rock
as much as the greenskins are 40ks comedic relief, they’re also kinda terrifying, like if the moss on your garden wall grew to the size of a gorilla, made a chainsaw out of your dishwasher, and beat the shit out of you with it
Make a chainsaw out of a dishwasher ? Thats impossible.....
Welcome to Ork Logic
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I love the bastards!!!!
Which is also why their never ending war with the Nids is both best and worst thing for the galaxy.
@@readyjoe6427 oh big time
only one of them will win, but everybody else is gonna lose hardcore
Thank the Old Ones for their creation!! Waaaghhh
@Chapter master Cato wow so edgy bro
"I'm covered in blood! Where are the holy wet wipes?!"
Damn it. This got me
Because you know it's true.
@@monsterhiddenfromthesun210 indeed XD
Hello sorry I'm late i have a box of the HOLY wet wipes
@@TheCookie69 thanks
*wipes a drop of ork blood on armor*
finally
i am clean
I'll admit it, I laughed so hard where I was working at people looked at me but idc
“You gotta do the slow walk in front of the guardsmen, they love the slow walk”
He predicted Titus slow walking in the trailer for space marine 2
Actually true
"Greenskins? Are you trying to get the Emperor cancled on twitter?"
Perfection!
Twitter is long gone by the 41st Millennium lol
@Taqresu one of the few positive things about the grim darkness of the far future
@@mattmark94 I wholeheartedly agree.
@@taqresu5865 Twitter evolved in Warhammer and now is Nurgle realm
@@Nick-st4hb that makes sense lol
“Tech priest? Oh you mean those shmucks at the apple store”
Best line ever
Beep boop toster wifu no happy
If apple was run by the adeptus mechanicus we would still have the original Iphone 1
@@andresgomeziii but with more toaster. and SKULLS
Nooo i main admech
The toaster humpers
"WHERE DID THE ORKS BREACH THE GUN BATTERY?"
"That's where the Orks breached the gun battery!"
"OH."
Oblivion dialogue in a nutshell
"Acording the the CODEX ASTARTES, we are absolutely fucked." -Yup that sounds exactly like what Guilliman would write.
That “oh” should be about 20 sizes smaller.
3:30 Calling Drogan the "sketchy Inquisitor"
As opposed to all of those trustworthy, well-intentioned Inquisitors
Yes.
Amberly Vail is less sketchy then most
I‘m just gonna drop one name here, brothers:
Kryptman
@@Ghostof17War I mean...He still is a bit of an ass
Yes the “innocence doesn’t mean you’re free to go, we have the ability to destroy planets if we wanted to” inquisition
The Slow Walk in front of the Guardsman is legitimately my favorite thing in this game (if we include the combat section beforehand). These guys consider it a blessing from the Emperor just to LOOK at you, and after the months of fighting they earned it
this comment is even better after that SM2 trailer
To those who fight valiantly the emperor sends forth his angels
“Show me a fortress and I’ll show you a ruin” is a pretty metal line not gonna lie.
Rogal Dorn dislike this
@@enklavegeneral9077Perturabo like this.
yepperoonie
Asdrubael Vect Wishes to construct more spikey spikey stuff
Its up there with
"I do not fear you"
"Then you will die braver than most"
"It's a primarch!"
If it was a primarch, credits would have rolled.
Unless if it was Angron, Magnus, Lorgar, Mortarian, or peruterabo
@the Emperor of man how do you know if he isn't one of the lost primarch's
@@RevenantRants Credits would have still rolled, they just wouldn't have been happy credits.
the Emperor of man hey what’s up me
Unless it's Abaddon of course
"The Ork Ship just looks like a flying Monster Truck"
A perfect summarization of Orks in general.
Colored red, so it's fasta
"I heard some heresy and I came here as quickly as I could" every space marines' minds.
"The orc ship just looks like a flying monster truck"
Well you aren't too far from the truth
It is an accurate assessment.
Yeah their ships in battle fleet gothic are pretty close to that.
IF WEZ TAKES DA WHEELS OFF DA BIG ROLLAH AND PUT DA ROCKETS ON INSTEAD, AND MAYBE PAINT IT RED, DO YA FINK IT'LL FLY?
@@TheSexiestGoblin OF KORS IT WILL FLY, YA GIT! YA MADE IT RED, AND RED MAKEZ IT TAKE OFF FASTAH!
ALSO, GIVEZ IT PURPLE BITZ! PURPLE MAKEZ IT SNEEKIAH! HUMIEZ NEVER NO WAT HIT 'EM!
@@HunhowsShadowStalker PURPLE? OI AIN'T NEVAH SEENS NO PURPLE ORKS!
"ROMA INVICTA!!!
Wait, that's not..."
He's an Ultramarine. We'll let this one slide.
Well, ultramarines are directly inspired by the thirteenth legion, lead by Caesar during Gaul war. They were veterans, all in one legion (6000 men) to make a powerful elite battle corp.
@@TheRealGamada Yeah, the joke was about the Ultramarines being Space Romans. Though that detail you mentioned is news to me. So the thirteenth legion is the thirteenth legion? That's super cool.
@@CyberDagger003 yup, 6000 angry and experimented guys with red shield and the coolest commander you can have.
@@TheRealGamada I'm actually taking the first steps into building an Ultramarines army that I will convert to have their Roman influences stand out a lot. My Ancient will be wearing a lion pelt, I'll be replacing my Bladeguard's shields with something resembling a scutum with Ultramarines heraldry, my power swords will be replaced by a gladius where practical, all my sergeants will have pteruges on their belts, captains and lieutenants will have helmet crests matching those of centurions and optios respecively... I'm also considering painting their shields and tunics red, but I'm not 100% committed to that yet.
@@CyberDagger003 for me, if you want to paint your figures in red, admech welcomes you. With the new PA, they are really banging.
"I wanna kill some Tyranid!"
-zanny
10 years later...we got the sequel and its fucking bug extermination time my BROTHERS
Oh yes brother.. it shall be glorious for the imperium! Only in death does my duty end!
Just another bug hunt!
Me: kills a cockroach and eat locust.
Every Tyranid in the universe even the hivemind: Mom come pick me up I'm scared.
Space marine: *has red armor*
“Nice war paint”
“It’s not war paint...”
world eater moment
@@nick_a91 Ngl I always hated that piece of lore. They never cleaned their armor ever? The smell alone would be insane and Space Marine's have a much more acute sense of smell then a baseline human. That's not even considered what congealed viscera and bone would do to some of their power armor joints or servo bundles. I know its cool and interesting but its never made a lick of sense to me even for the so called Berserker legion
“Warhammer’s version of a recon droid is a SKULL!”
....No one tell him about the flying, vat-grown baby corpses.
The. What.
For once, I am uncertain if I should thank you.
What in the Kentucky fried fuck
Grimdark
@@festethephule7553 they all about that VIBE
The amount of warhammer lore Zanny knows makes me very happy
Same
Amen.
Not enough clearly since he thinks Orcs breed
It does too, but he gets some stuff wrong lol
It makes me happy too, I will deploy a squad to only blast his kneecaps for his knowledge of heresy also astounds me.
"You see the Chaos Gods didn't like him"
Surprisingly effective way of explaining the Horus Heresy.
That's basically what happened. I still don't get why the emperor thought having twenty children was a good idea. Having one or two is hard enough but trying to raise twenty who you engineered to be transhuman (fancy way of saying they were more than super human) basically a demi-god of war your asking for infighting and a number of issues that you couldn't exactly predict either. Its like playing with fire. If anything the emperor should have done a far more in debth consideration of everything that could go wrong just in case it did but I'm not exactly sure if he was anything but a idiot. Like starving the damn chaos gods would work by making everyone athiest you just opened a new can of worms, they aren't bloody tyranids you can't technically starve a god especially a chaos god. By refusing to understand religion and its dogmas (understanding that much is key to coming to terms with it) not all religious orders on earth or terra was bad despite being a atheist such knowledge could provide insight on how to deal with such. The Emperor is deeply flawed individual much like his sons as a result of his poor decisions, erm ....I'm not an expert in this but I'm more surprised that the space marines didn't turn on their commanders because of them having little to no free time or down time to unwind. PTSD and Combat stress reaction which can slow reaction time among other things could make them easier to chaos manipulations in theory.
With the trailer of the second installment of this game just revealed less then 48 hours ago, I think it's fair to demand a follow up video now.
it's coming
@@theonlyzanny Hell yeah!!
"The only thing you should feel after shooting someone, is *Recoil* . "
-Sun Tzu, The art of war
You humans feel recoil? Pathetic
More like Simo Häyhä.
I doubt bows have recoil but ok
This is the most badass quote
Really? i thought it was alexander the great
“The imperium of man is environmentally friendly.”
*laughs in forge planet*
*laughs in exterminatus*
*laughs in Armageddon*
Hive world
*Laughs in Krieg*
You can't harm the planet's environment if it doesn't have an environment.
Reporting back to watch this again with the announcement of the second game.
The Imperium is pleased.
Blessed be the Emperor...
Also Zanny may or may not be a Psyker
“The imperium of man knows no recoil nor defeat, no fear. AAAA-“
"The ork ship looks like a flying monster truck."
Lore-wise, this is quite accurate.
But instead of mashing smaller cars into pancakes, Ork ships (or roks) _level cities and smash worlds._
well, if the Orks believe hard enough they could make a monster truck fly... its all about believing
Neon they can create anything from almost everything at hand.....as i have watched what they’re capable of in creativity wise......
Wft
Asher Jamal what didn’t you got from what i said?
No
"tHe COdeX DOeS nOt sUPPoRT thIS aCtiON...''
WELL I CAN'T READ
P4ladin isn’t that from RussianBadger?
@@Joshua-vl3ox you bet your sweet bippy it is. He's also a Warhammer vet, and he made a vid on 40K Space marine a few years back
Brother I am pinned here!!
“The space book says this is bad.”
"Sound like a buncha NERDS!"
"Blood for the blood God!!!"
"There is clearly some herasy here."
11:45 Zanny’s realisation about how screwed everyone just became is pretty impressive.
I've come back to rewatch this masterpiece after the release of Space Marine II's trailer.
*FOR THE EMPEROR!*
Normie be like ”wait, is this in the lore?”
40k fans: ”perhaps”
I'm a normie and I dont get the reference of him showing the bloody nose thing
@@sebastianrodriguez9452 as a fan, its because the lore is super long and complex.
Mr Andy the lore is basically the world is miserable and nothing can be normal NOTHING
Its probably there after Conrad died or Lorgar was molested by a priest
@@sebastianrodriguez9452 imagine someone wrote a entire universe in around 50 books of great story... thats the prologue.
And then imagine endless bad writes messing with it, causing plot holes, where noone really knows what is canon and what isnt.
"The Codex Astartes does not support this action."
The Codex Astartes also doesn't support TURNING YOUR BATTLE-BROTHERS OVER TO THE INQUISITION LEANDROS!
Usually astartes hand them over to the Chapter's chaplain
However, Leandros has a brain the size of peas
It should have been Sarge they gave him too.
Would have had a Space Marine Guardsman.
"Shut the fuck up Leandros"
ESPECIALLY AFTER THEY KILL A CHAOS LORD LEANDROS
Leandros did nothing wrong; if not for the fact that the good captain shrugged off psychic attacks and a warp explosion he would have been turned over the the Chaplainhood and a panel of his peers (like in the Ultramarines novels), but that was some next-level stuff.
He's probably leading a squad in the Deatheatch now, so it's all good.
“According to the Codex Astartes, we are fucked.”
Well, this is a line I will be using when I’m horribly losing a 40K game.
"the attempt on the emperors life has left him scarred and deformed"
Another space feudal franchise reference , a surprise to be sure but a welcomed one
also 11:47 nice sync lol
"The Ork ship just looks like a giant monster truck"
The most apt description of Ork ships ever spoken
Not as good as "a moon with guns and it can teleport"
My friend describing battle moons
Anything ork really
@@AlexWithington It’s…literally it. How else are you going to describe it?
@@AnNguyen-es4kx well i mean big teleporting rock with guns also works
@@AlexWithington so changing moon with space rock and it still sound the same?
“Lucky for us, chaos is my middle name”
...
“H E R E S Y”
“Wait no-“
*bolter noises intensify*
Slayer is my last name
@@lordofshades9852 well saved astarte,but we will watch you closely
“Nice bayonet charge loser”
- George Meade after Pickett’s Charge
"Space marines aren't given sensitivity training." - Winner: Understatement of the Year.
“Are we the baddies?” It’s 40k everyones the baddie
I'm just now learning about this universe, but even I know this to be true.
@Diego Marra the tau have enslaved entire species and use them as meatshields, the tyranid hivemind is incredibly intelligent yet still gets far more biomass than it needs and will eventually eat all biomass in the universe which would cause the tyranids to starve out.
It's relative most factions can be good or bad, except dark eldar, the universe would be better if they were all dead.
Some are probably good? But dark eldars is certianly not good
@@beastwarsFTW yea...dark eldar are just vile. fucking xenos filth of the highest order
"I heard some heresy and came as quickly as i could!"
Finally we have found something that the Imperium and Chaos have in common.
Well played.
Now...
*BURN IN HOLY FIRE*
LMAO, best comment
Well, it fits the slaanesh-affiliated chaos forces anyway
@@thattigercat In more than one way
Oh god I'm the 666'th like, is that heresy?
4:21 without diving too far into 40k lore, there are so many orcs because they’re a fungus. They literally shed spores that just grow more orcs.
Damn I'd love to see Zanny's reaction when they announced the sequel yesterday at the Game Awards haha.
"Astartes! Do you want a sword or chainsaw as your melee weapon?"
"Yes!"
"Give me the Giant Hammer that is wreathed in lightning"
@@weldonwin As soon as the Mechanicus find the STC for it, we will build you another one. Please be patient, we are organizing our toasters
In the distant past... Bolter with chainsword BAYONET!
"Custodes! Do you want a melee or ranged weapon?"
"Yes."
Elsewhere: "Could I have one of those and a powerfist?"
And the chainfist was born.
"The Ork ship looks like a flying monster truck." You've just succintly described every single Ork vehicle EVER.
Every Ork vehicle can fly if given enough dakka to propel itself.
Red go fasta
Fairly certain that the Minmatar are just reincarnated Orks that learned how to read
@@anangrymarine9174 So Ork Kommandos.
@@r1ptidee NO. PURPLE GO FASTEST
So I want to say... For orks, fighting *is* sex, and their death is the climax. When their adrenaline is pumping in a fight they start growing. When they die they release spores, the bigger they are the more spores they release. These spores grow into more orks.
When he said “gotta do the slow walk for the guardsman, they love that shit!” They really do though.. means they might actually live couple hours longer.
The orks actually reproduce by spreading their spores in the ground and growing out of it. The orks are fungus
Orks are the vegan option
They don't know sex, cause they don't have womans, and probably dicks
They’re dirty Xenos that’s what they are
I always thought they were a bunch of FUN GUYS.
Space Marine:"what we eating today?"
Chef: "Fungus Soup!"
Orks: *SWEATING*
"Master has given Dobby a gunshot wound!"
"Dobby is deeeaaad..."
“Show me a fortress, and I will show you a ruin!” - Zanny that one time he had 2 hearts and 3 lungs
Things I didn't expect today:
1) Zanny getting me into Warhammer
"are you trying to get the emperor cancelled on Twitter."
Zanny can see the future
Believe it was the captain of The Gal Vorbak of The Word Bears, Argel Tal who said "...Genocide is supposed to be righteous". Actually has a strong argument in 40k
Imagine reading this two days after Trump got banned...
I mean they did try to go for Arch
If he gets cancelled, the Emps will psychically destroy the lives of those traitors like how he destroyed his enemies in the Unification Wars.
He must be a psycher
“Nice bayonet charge losers.” -Ulysses S. Grant
If it was in a movie, the soldeirs would have got immunity to bullets and canon balls.
*laughs in deathcorps of Krieg
It actually sounds like something grant would say while drunk at picketts charge
Orks take "I believe I can fly" to a whole new level
"Master has given Dobby a gunshot wound. Dobby is deeeeaaaaad"
“Just assisting the sketchy Inquisitor”
That’s redundant Zanny
Sounding kinda... heretical there...
*loads bolter* wanna say that again
Me: Grabs umbrella for the inevitable headshot.
Hey Killer Joy any chance you have a second umbrella
Said every dark angel ever
“The ork ship just looks like a flying monster truck.”
That’s literally what they are, dude. All ork vehicles are just variations of a monster truck.
That or trashcans.
Dis one looks like a Gravedigga, but it 'andles like a Bigfoot.
Except their spaceships. Those are ASTEROIDS with JET ENGINES for erm more control? I guess?
@@iESCAP1SM MORE GO
Red is FASTER.
Damn I loved that game. Wish they’d make another, so much potential from those devs. It Was great being immersed in that 40k world and it’s vivid depiction of war and life. Loved the fun orientated combat style and the game just basically saying ‘you’re a space marine. Do whatever who cares!’
Sad times there’s no second one coming :(
there is now!
:)
This aged well
I assume you're happy now
Who is coming back to this after the Space Marine 2 announcement?
Many of us
Nice
"It looks better than Halo Infinite". I laughed and I cried
Ah yes, the laughcry
thought that was just Harambe with discount 3D graphics from 2001....
I had to unlike so it stays at 666 because I hate this but *im also in this photo*
Next thing someone will play Pacman and then say **it looks better than Halo Infinite**
but where are those good old fashioned values on which we used to rely
Imagine having one heart lmao
This post was made by the Space Marine Gang, and is proudly sponsored by the Emperor.
Highly cool
@Reuben Bruce three lungs and can spit acid
Reuben Bruce And have 2 Brains
Imagine having fleshy organs,
This post was made by the techpriest gang
3 hours of a Ultra Marine running while Zanny explains Warhammer 40k lore.
After all these years we're finally getting a sequel
I lived bitch.
"ROMAN PUNCH"- Immortalized Unknown Terran Ancestor, speech recorded upon Macragge
Is Terran from the uh... "Expedition"?
Zanny: makes joke about horny orks
Everyone.......
40K fans:
*dusts off second edition ork codex*
WeLL AcTUallY oRKs DOn'T dO ThE sEXy..........
... and neither do we
im ashamed to admit that i thought that exact thing
Oh they do the sexy. It's just with a lot of blood
@@mantafish That's the Dark Eldar
@@NovaYote they have the best blood orgies. I can't disagree
"You trying to get the emperor canceled on twitter?" That killed me 🤣🤣🤣😅
I propose we begin campaigning to get Zanny making 40k lore videos
Zanny: "This Sketchy Inquisitor"
Imperial Guard: "First time?"
Imperial Citizen: "I don't think he knows.."
"Master has given dobby a gunshot wound"
What a gift!
“Dobby is deeeaaaadddd!”
I love how in any Warhammer playthrough every youtuber comes up with their own voice lines
This dude “I will pet Kirin for every like this video gets”
Video gets 94,000 likes.
Me “looks like you better get to petting”
“i will pet Kirin for every like this video gets” alright boys time to break out the 1000 fake accounts we each have so Kirin knows how much of a good boy he is.
Bestest boy
I feel bad for Zannys hand it’s going to be broken again
It's rumored he's still getting petted.
Gotcha covered.
the time has come exeCUTE order 76
"Why are there so many Orks? How much breeding had to happen?"
None, Orks grow underground like fungus. They're mushrooms
Thats why whenever the PDF loses ground, is cut off and starving, the inquisition roasts some mushrooms for them.
Nosebleed
Best option to kill them is literally burn them so their dying bodies don't release surviving spores. The flames destroy the spores and make their normal decomposition impossible.
Pass the flamer.
THE HEAVY FLAMER.
TIME TO MAKE SOME MUSHROOM SOUP!
Just exterminatus them god-emperor dammit
“Chaos is my middle name*
The entier Imperium: 🙀
*loads bolter with religious intent*
*burst through the wall carrying a heavy flamer* I sense heresy!!!!
@@dreademperor2094 BROTHER GET THE FLAMER
@@natecondy6193 THE HEAVY FLAMER
"I heard some heresy and I came as quickly as I can!" That line actually made me chuckle!
Even after you play Warhammer, Kirin has more testosterone.
**apply cold water to burn**
then he shall enjoy it while he still has his balls
"This game has lots of gears of war mechanics"
Except spess muhreen has no pissy cover system
YOU are the cover
*My Face is my shield*
My faith and belief in the Emperor IS my shield.
*Guardsman peeks out from behind Titus*
"Cover is for the weak".
Put it this way - if it's big or bad enough to make a Space Marine think twice about being in it's way, cover probably won't help much anyway.
"Yes, my favourite projectile: Vengeance" Timeless!
I heard some Heresy and came running!! >XD
6:38 - "Master...." that's funny, you win internet for today!!
" Nobody expects the Warhammer inquisition "
-Sun Zoo
Nobody*, not No one.
@@BJovanovic1987 thx guy
I almost pissed myself laughing at “master has given Dobby a gunshot wound.” All hail the master of the Zan clan
My daughter is Harry Potter obsessed and even she loved this joke.
Zanny, you better do a video on Space Marine 2
“Im here, what’s happening, I heard some heresy and I came as quickly as I could” - that tickled me
Zanny:*Uses A controller on a pc game*
HERETIC
How else you do expect me to play assassin creed games On pc?
I played halo online with a controller bc I suck at halo with a mouse and keyboard lol
I feel like saying “ sketchy inquisitor” is a little redundant
Yeah, being sketchy is pretty much a part of the Inquisition's job description
pretty much, Sketchy is pretty much part of the title Inquisitor, just like Corrupt is with Starfleet Admirals
LordElpme Same for redundant with the High Lords of Terra.
It is a bit like saying "Annoying influncer" or "shitty mobile game"
@@AAhmou how dare you associate captain general Trajan Valoris with redundancy. He singlehandedly redeems the high lords.
"oh god i'm covered in blood! "WHERE ARE THE HOLY WET WIPES!" i died after that part
8:09 aye man, leave the guardsmen alone, they are trying their best :, )
"That's a Primarch"
Nerds: Actually, its a Chaos Lord.
More like literally anyone who has a little bit of knowledge about Warhammer40k
He knows his stuff, he’s just panicking because EVIL CHAOS PORTAL WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE
40k grognard: Actually, it's a Sorcerer Lord.
@@pisuter3564 Also known as nerds.
@@dilophosaurussk4333 ok so if you mix water with milk then your a nerd
Zanny: Who could have expected this?
Everyone in the known universe: NoBoDy ExPeCtS tHe InQuIsItIoN!
Likely because of this video they decided to make space marine 2 so thanks Zanny for bullying the devs into making the sequel
2:48 "Ah yes my favorite projectile, vengeance" Sounds like some shit the Doom Slayer would say... I fucking love it.
Zanny: “I-It’s a Primarch!”
The Ultramarines: “Think we could stuff this one in a box, too?”
*NO PATHETIC BOX CAN HOLD ME*
- Magnus the Red
@@CamH-mc5wt yet it did
@@CamH-mc5wt where… where are those ultramarines…
Magnus be like
@@CamH-mc5wt Yet Bjorn, who is in effect a walking box, beat his ass TWICE.
“If they don’t bleed, keep shooting.”
- Sun Tzu
Sun Tzu said that! And if think he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it!
Sightless_Seeker Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Magets
If that's an actual quote in dead🤣🤣🤣
7:25 that joke hits hard
This is my first video of yours ever that I've watched. Subbed.
"Space marines haven't been given sensitivity training."
And the rest of the Imperium has?
Inquisition specifically but yeah
The inquisition exists, so...yea.
@id gaf
How are you going to use grammar properly without pronouns, tho
@@artemisorwhatever9828 Easy, everyone gets punched equally as a greeting.
@@qenten05
Do punches just replace pronouns all together?
"Hey Steve! How are *Punch* today?"
IF so, I'd be down for that
"Horny orkz"
Me: - push up greazy glasses, scratzing double chin - weuall auctwiely
Lol
I'd expect the one dude whos obsessed with Orks to be doing the accent while describing their lore down to the old ones.
Exactly, they don't even have sex, per se... being effectively a fungus that reproduces by budding.
@@yobgodababua1862 You cant stop an ork from humping a scrap of metal into a gun.
“I heard some heresy and I came as quickly as I could” 😂 I love it
Ah the Zanny video that made me a subscriber. Have to come back and rewatch every now and then.