So I tried Kingdom Come: Deliverance...

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  • @moerukaze5464
    @moerukaze5464 4 года назад +7297

    When you go to your grandma's house
    Objective Started:
    Eat.

    • @marshmallowvampire8503
      @marshmallowvampire8503 4 года назад +88

      When he sees the cheese
      "I want more... but I know I shouldn't." Stuffs it in his pocket

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 4 года назад +45

      Babushka's best cheese

    • @Rlwnn
      @Rlwnn 4 года назад +1

      oh god don't like
      IT'S 696

    • @eckelrock
      @eckelrock 4 года назад +35

      You: "Grandma, I can't eat another bite."
      Grandma: "What did you say?"
      Objective started:
      Survive.

    • @maciekkowalczyk1366
      @maciekkowalczyk1366 4 года назад +7

      #Zanny This game takes place in medival Czech and it's near to my country (Poland) so i think,, Kurva'' means something like,, bitch/whore'' or,, fuck'' or sometimes,, holy fuck" :)

  • @geoffroythiebaut884
    @geoffroythiebaut884 4 года назад +9385

    The only game where you can feel like a powerful god when you manage to hit a rabbit at 10 meter xD

    • @energyipad5566
      @energyipad5566 4 года назад +218

      when you can do that constently

    • @vb6548
      @vb6548 4 года назад +435

      @@energyipad5566 C O N S I S T E N T L Y

    • @SmilingGator96
      @SmilingGator96 4 года назад +119

      Those cursed rabbits

    • @utrak
      @utrak 4 года назад +19

      @@vb6548 that's even better

    • @Jeevzsk
      @Jeevzsk 4 года назад +43

      @@vb6548 i think he meant constantly bruh

  • @Ryan-co9xc
    @Ryan-co9xc 4 года назад +4867

    "Alcoholic who sleeps til noon and gets woken up by his mom - this game is realistic!"

    • @outsidercain3038
      @outsidercain3038 4 года назад +156

      Some things are set in stones since the dawn of Humanity.

    • @JohnDoe-qu2dr
      @JohnDoe-qu2dr 4 года назад +25

      @@outsidercain3038 Lmao so true

    • @reddragon6317
      @reddragon6317 4 года назад +4

      Don't forget the timeline . U weren't there😂

    • @JonyMSalomon
      @JonyMSalomon 4 года назад +3

      This should have 3k likes at least

    • @junkdummy1114
      @junkdummy1114 4 года назад +1

      Sub to Big Bang 212

  • @ZaBelyak
    @ZaBelyak 8 месяцев назад +936

    Someone: Too realistic
    Me after 10 hours: Henry fucking solos bandit camps for their shoes

    • @vecremser2226
      @vecremser2226 7 месяцев назад +43

      Yeah. I just got into the game. I just decimated a camp with like 3 fully kitted cumans with a fucking bludgeoning stick.

    • @Santagonista
      @Santagonista 6 месяцев назад +26

      @@vecremser2226 ive literally solo killed everyone at pribizlavitz in my investigation lol and yes in direct combat

    • @Manu_24y
      @Manu_24y 6 месяцев назад +7

      Yeah, when you get past being treated like shit you actually start slaying everything

    • @hoshi1649
      @hoshi1649 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Santagonista Wtf how

    • @Santagonista
      @Santagonista 6 месяцев назад

      @@hoshi1649 every time that there is the rattay tournament you go and you take money from the dice players at every inn, they have a loooot, you just knock out them when they're sleeping and you can take everything without problem -- of course sneaking.. after this you buy good weapon and armor--- i prefer longsword cause is faster and easier to move around and see. Fight every time you can but run if you're in danger, do this for some 9 tournaments and you're will become a killing machine. It's so fun the secret dialogues in some missions after you kill everyone alone when you should do it with a team( at prebizlsvitz there's no secret dialogue and the battle happens anyway but some missions there is secret dialogue s)

  • @eckelrock
    @eckelrock 4 года назад +4472

    No one in the MiddleAges:
    "Too hard. Died of plague. Family starved during famine. 0/10 plz nerf."

    • @KorriTimigan
      @KorriTimigan 4 года назад +53

      Wait, all that stuff happened in the middle ages too?

    • @thetalkingstick9214
      @thetalkingstick9214 4 года назад +162

      KorriTimigan yea, the Black Death began and ended in between 1300-1400 AD and the Middle Ages lasted around 500-1500 AD. And famines definitely happened after over half of the European population died so yea. Those definitely happened in that time space. When else would that have happened?

    • @MajorMasonGaming
      @MajorMasonGaming 4 года назад +23

      @@thetalkingstick9214 r/woosh

    • @lantag
      @lantag 4 года назад +118

      @@MajorMasonGaming r/ihavereddit ,Bruh there's no whooshes here, at least try to understand the comment first lol

    • @maysunkj550
      @maysunkj550 4 года назад +8

      @@thetalkingstick9214 r/woosh

  • @HoundofOdin
    @HoundofOdin 4 года назад +6879

    I started playing this game and with in half an hour had been beaten near to death by the town drunk, hurled poop balls at a house, and ran for my life from some angry Turkish guys.
    *10/10*

    • @kubikkuratko188
      @kubikkuratko188 4 года назад +376

      They are hungarian

    • @GreenGiantSlayer
      @GreenGiantSlayer 4 года назад +174

      u played the tutorial...

    • @kubikkuratko188
      @kubikkuratko188 4 года назад +62

      @Liam and spoke hungarian

    • @screamindemon6x
      @screamindemon6x 4 года назад +6

      🤣

    • @erwin887
      @erwin887 4 года назад +289

      @@kubikkuratko188 they were cumans, a turkic nation decending from the altai mountains diven by the mongols. They spoke hungarian because ther lands ranged from the danube to the urals.

  • @danielnorthcott53
    @danielnorthcott53 4 года назад +4200

    The only game were you actually feel tired in real life after a sword fight

    • @roolio227
      @roolio227 3 года назад +162

      And hungry !

    • @aryabratsahoo7474
      @aryabratsahoo7474 3 года назад +197

      The bandits in knight Armor take so much time to kill, only when I am at a very high level. Killing them after half an hour of fighting feels so satisfying.

    • @jakubneumann9191
      @jakubneumann9191 3 года назад +123

      @@aryabratsahoo7474 Thats why you use a mace or an axe

    • @aryabratsahoo7474
      @aryabratsahoo7474 3 года назад +19

      @@jakubneumann9191 yeah I used that. It negates Armor.

    • @RolandGenWorks
      @RolandGenWorks 3 года назад +26

      @@roolio227 eat 42 wheels of cheese you were carrying it’ll fill you up and make you lighter!

  • @StealthyDead
    @StealthyDead 2 года назад +4150

    Kingdom Come: Deliverance is one of the best medieval games ever made. The scale of the game is large, the world feels populated, and you aren't a God walking among men so much as a peasant whom can fight and die as easily as any other. It is a masterpiece

    • @solidsundowner615
      @solidsundowner615 2 года назад +75

      It is far from a masterpiece if you take into account the amount of glitches and bugs and don't even get me started on how many gamebreaking bugs they are which don't allow you to continue quests and force you to start the quest from the beginning not because you messed up but simply because the game doesn't work. Horseback combat is utterly garbage and you can't even equip a spear to charge someone and you can't even run someone over with your horse to deal damage, two handed weapons being only available from dead guards and the inability to put them into your inventory is absolutely retarded, as someone who has finished the game and most side quests I can easily say the game is very enjoyable WHEN IT WORKS. Combat on 1v1 hell even in 1v2 can be very fun but only when everything works properly and the AI or Henry don't glitch throughout the entire fight which sadly happens very often like for example something that I encounter almost every time in 1v2 or 1v3 situations is the AI not knowing what the fuck to do and out of the three dudes only one is attacking me while the other two are just sprinting on me and being Literally glued to my fucking face and I can't see absolutely anything because I have a gigantic cuman helmet on my entire screen cause the AI is just sprinting on me without even attacking. The game overall is fun and all but I think the devs forgot that they are making a game and not a movie because the cutscenes are great and well done so are the dialogues but they didn't put much effort to the gameplay itself, there's a huge lack of weapons and I still don't understand why is there nothing for combat on horseback but oh well let's hope that KCD 2 will have all those improvements.

    • @arandomcrusader6707
      @arandomcrusader6707 2 года назад +18

      Until you've maxed everything out

    • @caleschnell
      @caleschnell 2 года назад +19

      @Thawne bruh

    • @thedarkestplane1816
      @thedarkestplane1816 2 года назад +14

      @@caleschnell the best part is that Dana white isn’t a girl

    • @caleschnell
      @caleschnell 2 года назад +4

      @@thedarkestplane1816 Yup..

  • @baconlord00
    @baconlord00 4 года назад +6454

    I feel like people say it's slow because they are expecting chosen one with amazing potential and not warrior risen from nothing.

    • @silent868
      @silent868 4 года назад +278

      Yeah I haven't beat the game yet, I probably haven't even passed 10% even tho I played days and then I gave up cuz I got stuck on this part of the game and kept dying over and over again. I'm actually gonna re try this game from the start

    • @MartinMartin-vt6jl
      @MartinMartin-vt6jl 4 года назад +221

      @@silent868 he doesn't have a helmet that means that 2 strikes ( in the head ) with anything will kill him. :) i don't know why so many players get stuck there

    • @silent868
      @silent868 4 года назад +27

      @@MartinMartin-vt6jl no I took a guess on what percentage I'm at, it at a part where I'm sent to look for someone, and I run into 2 guys at a small camp when I'm looking for the person and I kept dying so I gave up
      Edit: I think the guy Im looking for is a ginger and witnessed a vallage attack

    • @saviergg2351
      @saviergg2351 4 года назад +4

      @@silent868 thats the exact part I got stuck on too, my god they were assholes I got stuck for 2 hours trying to take them down, ended up waiting and sniping them with a bow, any other way was impossible cuz of the games retarded autolock, kiting didnt even work

    • @shi7399
      @shi7399 4 года назад +151

      That's probably it actually, the whole beginning section of this game is you getting your bearing and learning mechanics, there's a ton of sidequests and a lot of freedom to mess around, i got derailed from the story for like a week before i went OH YEAH I HAD TO DO THAT THING lmao, exploring is so much fun there, my henry turned to be an honorable knight by day, a thieving shite with witch orgies by night

  • @SteveO..
    @SteveO.. 4 года назад +974

    The shenanigans you get into with the priest was by far one of my favorite quests in any RPG I’ve played.

  • @Templar0311
    @Templar0311 4 года назад +4904

    The thing with Kingdom Come is you have to develop your characters skills or you're just going to be frustrated as hell. Too many people try to skip all the development and training and go straight to the combat, it doesn't work that way. The whole point of the game is you start out as a nobody and go through the transformation into a warrior, embrace this and the game will reward you with one of the best single player experiences ever!

    • @arturotroncoso3484
      @arturotroncoso3484 3 года назад +544

      The worse part about the game is the fact that it's not long enough. Right when your really into the game and you powered up to the point of having a ton of fun fighting the game ends.

    • @portalbucket5365
      @portalbucket5365 3 года назад +278

      @@arturotroncoso3484 couldnt of said it better myself. When my first playthrough ended i was like "wait, is that it?"

    • @arturotroncoso3484
      @arturotroncoso3484 3 года назад +128

      @@portalbucket5365 yeah. Right after the last mission it started getting very interesting but then the game ended.

    • @portalbucket5365
      @portalbucket5365 3 года назад +16

      @@notseymour7955 ok calm down ya tryhard

    • @jjjjames126
      @jjjjames126 3 года назад +27

      I overprepared like shit after seeing zanny dying to runt...beta him in like 30seconds

  • @plaguepandemic5651
    @plaguepandemic5651 Год назад +165

    I shot a bandit in the chest with an arrow in this game and he stopped running, took a few slow steps towards me and dropped to his knees and yielded. I let him go but he still died after only a few steps. Felt kind of brutal honestly, like I really hurt somebody who then questioned his own life choices in front of me and died for it.

  • @kloonst
    @kloonst 4 года назад +889

    "Tell me boy, what has happened?"
    "It was horrible. His army screamed *MR. WORLDWIDE* as they charged down the hill."

  • @LossztYT
    @LossztYT 4 года назад +1758

    Pyramid schemes according to Zanny:
    “It’s not stealing, it’s amassing wealth”

    • @vaskaportal7203
      @vaskaportal7203 4 года назад +21

      Capitalism would like to: Know your Location

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 4 года назад +41

      It's not killing, it's returning people to God

    • @nakseyyy
      @nakseyyy 4 года назад +5

      it’s genius logic tbh.

    • @Agilku117
      @Agilku117 4 года назад +6

      But... this is OUR wealth!

  • @zmicier2624
    @zmicier2624 4 года назад +4360

    "What is kurva ??"
    All slavic people: 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

    • @michacychowski6419
      @michacychowski6419 4 года назад +148

      And Polish people( I know they are also Slavic)

    • @Ola-jz7oj
      @Ola-jz7oj 4 года назад +178

      @@michacychowski6419 przecież Polacy to Słowianie! 😅

    • @michacychowski6419
      @michacychowski6419 4 года назад +31

      @@Ola-jz7oj zapomnijmy o tym

    • @chad5196
      @chad5196 4 года назад +30

      Sakra!

    • @erikattila135
      @erikattila135 4 года назад +81

      And Hungarian people

  • @TheInfectiousCadaver
    @TheInfectiousCadaver 2 года назад +1071

    this is oblivion on steroids without the daedra and magic. this game is 10/10, one of the best gaming experiences you can have alone.

    • @paultiplea
      @paultiplea 2 года назад +5

      @Negan “HaHa nO”

    • @xx-lq6el
      @xx-lq6el 2 года назад +27

      If you think about it, the Cumans kinda are the Daedra of this game

    • @Senzow1
      @Senzow1 2 года назад +10

      ​@@xx-lq6el Men, can't wait for the next game of Warhorse Studios T.T

    • @aleNoyz91
      @aleNoyz91 Год назад +1

      @@Senzow1 my dog develop better the games

    • @FrogWalrus
      @FrogWalrus Год назад +4

      It’s a pretty solid game, but unpolished and a lot of the gameplay elements feel gimmicky or pointless. I liked it, but it definitely wasn’t as good as Oblivion was back in 2006.

  • @oscardelatorre614
    @oscardelatorre614 4 года назад +595

    "They die now because they fly now."
    Sun Zoo

    • @moosejuice4231
      @moosejuice4231 4 года назад +5

      I see this is a man who misunderstood the purpose of Sun Zoo quotes.

    • @ibrahim5463
      @ibrahim5463 4 года назад +11

      "understanding or not knowing or not do the best you can't and what you want "Sun zoo

    • @sawyerwhite7748
      @sawyerwhite7748 4 года назад +12

      Run fast and eat ass- Sun Zoo

    • @luckierloser
      @luckierloser 4 года назад +5

      @thunderdrae r/wooosh
      Hahaha Yes I know I'm hilarious. The misspelling is on purpose, it's the combination of a ridiculous quote and the misspelled name that is the joke

    • @felwinterslie8278
      @felwinterslie8278 4 года назад +2

      Sawyer White haha yes

  • @haxet1003
    @haxet1003 4 года назад +273

    zanny: dreams of being a powerful knight
    Also zanny: loses a fight to a drunk

  • @EnZo-uo2ci
    @EnZo-uo2ci 4 года назад +1218

    "Stay strapped or get clapped"
    -Sun tzu

    • @TacDyne
      @TacDyne 4 года назад +6

      This made me giggle probably more than I should have. :)

    • @liammccabe793
      @liammccabe793 4 года назад +18

      Sun tzu said that and i think he knew a bit more about fighting than u do because he invented it, and he perfected it ,so no living man could best him in the ring of honor

    • @fukcg00gle95
      @fukcg00gle95 4 года назад +1

      Truly life changing.

    • @supasf
      @supasf 4 года назад +1

      Strapped?

    • @emantacacio6359
      @emantacacio6359 4 года назад +1

      P

  • @JULR0W
    @JULR0W 2 года назад +326

    Loved the game, played the dice game for hours and when I did and it became dark, I got arrested for not carrying a torch xD

    • @AlexandraShibalina
      @AlexandraShibalina Год назад +13

      Same here! I don't think I even got why the guard was standing right next to me for a full game trying to strike up a convo 🤣

    • @yyoshman
      @yyoshman Год назад +4

      same

  • @kaanyen
    @kaanyen 4 года назад +3275

    Are we gonna ignore the fact that he has actually a really good singing voice

    • @ilayohana3150
      @ilayohana3150 4 года назад +61

      I mean, youre not wrong...

    • @KvltKvnt
      @KvltKvnt 4 года назад +92

      People have been saying that for months

    • @Shadow__133
      @Shadow__133 4 года назад +33

      A lot of gay singers have, not surprised.

    • @KamiRecca
      @KamiRecca 4 года назад +112

      @@Shadow__133 I think the uniting theme there is "Singer" rather than "Gay".

    • @DaDARKPass
      @DaDARKPass 4 года назад +2

      Singing is easy.

  • @wolfganglandau3978
    @wolfganglandau3978 4 года назад +478

    “Take what you can, give nothing back”
    *Pirates of the Caribbean starts playing in the background*

    • @soldatdaniels8738
      @soldatdaniels8738 4 года назад +2

      You stole my liiinneeeeeeee!!!! But I'll like your comment cause I loved that movie as a boy.....and still do.

  • @lemoncaketerrorist2921
    @lemoncaketerrorist2921 4 года назад +943

    When everyone realizes it’s not Titanfall
    “Deception, disgrace, evil as plain as that scar on your face!”

    • @nachocheese2823
      @nachocheese2823 4 года назад +21

      Zanny needs some choccy milk

    • @thepunisher6674
      @thepunisher6674 4 года назад +5

      L I A R

    • @YoSoYD13
      @YoSoYD13 4 года назад +2

      Curva means bitch

    • @adammracek2287
      @adammracek2287 4 года назад

      @@YoSoYD13 this is true

    • @KGM4024
      @KGM4024 4 года назад +1

      D13YoSoy but it also means a bunch of different shit

  • @troywiggins7383
    @troywiggins7383 2 года назад +166

    This game is one of the greatest I've ever played. Incredibly immersive. Nothing like cutting down some Cumans in the forests of Bohemia.

  • @genfox1g913
    @genfox1g913 4 года назад +259

    "It's not a fair fight my health starts at half"
    Me: *Flashbacks to Halo*

    • @turichitty8300
      @turichitty8300 4 года назад +2

      Lololooo ol olollollollollolllloloolol

    • @5o1stFilms
      @5o1stFilms 4 года назад +1

      Turi Chitty AWOOLLOOOO

    • @marshmallowvampire8503
      @marshmallowvampire8503 4 года назад +1

      When his health bar is full
      His character: "I want more.... but I know I shouldn't..."
      Stuffs it in his pocket

    • @turichitty8300
      @turichitty8300 4 года назад +1

      @@5o1stFilms AWOOLLLLOLOOO

    • @turichitty8300
      @turichitty8300 4 года назад

      I know that I used to play halo

  • @erod6382
    @erod6382 4 года назад +1116

    "I'm doing it, I'm doing things!" Literally how I felt with the combat

    • @yeetthesecond8806
      @yeetthesecond8806 4 года назад +3

      Same x100

    • @11DNA11
      @11DNA11 4 года назад +85

      The combat system is awesome. You won't be a god that kills everything. Ever.
      But sometimes, when you beat up 3 bandits at the same time... The accomplishment is a reward on it's own.

    • @JayzsMr
      @JayzsMr 4 года назад +11

      @@11DNA11 the constant slowdowns make it awful and hard to get a rhythm

    • @Nomadickiller
      @Nomadickiller 4 года назад

      I killed 10 bandits and there well armed

    • @shaneluthy3041
      @shaneluthy3041 3 года назад +25

      @@JayzsMr how do you think real combat is? LOTS of slow/nothing, then an explosion of activity.
      Then back to nothing.

  • @oscarj564
    @oscarj564 4 года назад +887

    I laughed my ass off when he said.
    "they all charged us while screaming Mr. worldwide"
    and
    "im so slow, im carrying 21 apples"

  • @TheBasketofYT
    @TheBasketofYT Год назад +129

    I remembered watching this and absolutely dying at everything. This shit is funny as hell. Now years later, its helping me forget the pain of a breakup. Thanks Zanny.

    • @BigJackHorner1
      @BigJackHorner1 7 месяцев назад +1

      literally same except the pain is everyday

    • @TheBasketofYT
      @TheBasketofYT 7 месяцев назад

      @@BigJackHorner1 same. The pain is constant now.

    • @BigJackHorner1
      @BigJackHorner1 7 месяцев назад

      @@TheBasketofYT twins

  • @jamesmax
    @jamesmax 4 года назад +1209

    I killed that boss by one arrow to the head the first time I faced him, it was so anticlimactic i couldn't stop laughing.

    • @Hotchpotchsoup
      @Hotchpotchsoup 4 года назад +10

      When you meet him in skaliz?

    • @jamesmax
      @jamesmax 4 года назад +85

      @@Hotchpotchsoup no when you find him at the end of the video here

    • @NilsNone
      @NilsNone 4 года назад +113

      I went jn with a warhammer, he tried to hid me and henry did a spinblockthing and hit him in the head. I couldn't see shit and suddently the fight was over.

    • @taira1180
      @taira1180 4 года назад +13

      When I faced him I was already too advanced, so I killed him with just some hits, he never had a chance...

    • @Imman1s
      @Imman1s 4 года назад +78

      @@Hotchpotchsoup You can't kill him in Skalitz. I found a safe spot in top of the burning cart besides the gate to the upper bailey and picked up and killed all bandits except for him and the shovel dude that are immortal in the intro. You can use that to down both of their HP bars to zero (so they become less aggressive) and run to the combat arena and keep beating him with all your weapons until you get full mastery on all three classes if you want. .

  • @lordchaluha
    @lordchaluha 4 года назад +356

    *zanny plays game from my homeland*
    *me:* "I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK"

  • @mh1593
    @mh1593 4 года назад +676

    "there's a witch in my house! Someone get a fire going!"
    Cumans..... "okay....."

  • @sedmidivka
    @sedmidivka 2 года назад +150

    all of us being cocky and getting humiliated by Runt then humbly going to exercise with Bernard 😂 that's what makes this game

    • @cat_city2009
      @cat_city2009 Год назад +30

      I like that you build your combat skills with actual training instead of having to go kill gorillions of low level enemies or whatever.

    • @martonstrenner1937
      @martonstrenner1937 Год назад +6

      @@cat_city2009 I did do that to test my newfound sword skills. Damn it felt good to defeat Runt in three hits afterwards...

    • @KidSereneonxbox
      @KidSereneonxbox Год назад +5

      I went into that fight so cocky its crazy, got my ass beat. Raged quit. Joined back bc I can't go out like that, lost again got told to cry to my mom and rage quit again😂

    • @WalkerRileyMC
      @WalkerRileyMC 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@cat_city2009 sure sure, until you find out that because you went a little tiny bit too far into the MSQ that Bernard is now locked in place and won't train with you and you can't progress beyond a certain point because you HAVE to be somewhat good with a sword so now yea, you HAVE to go and kill 'gorillions' of enemies to get better because the devs thought it was fucking smart ot lock the only trainer BEHIND THE FUCKING MSQ! Jesus christ whoever thought that was smart was blitzed off their rocker.

    • @superroach3397
      @superroach3397 10 месяцев назад

      @@WalkerRileyMCyou can just train before you leave skatlitz. Just make sure to get some saves so you can knock out a guard, get a sword, and just continuously stab cows. I killed all the guards and just kept knocking out villagers to level up my stealth, which was level 14 once I left skatlitz. So now I can just knock out any guard and get good armor and weapons. And most of my main stats are were over level 10 once I left skatlitz; that’s including bonuses like 2+ vitality (permanently), 1+ speech, agility, and strength because of infamous perk, and another 1+ for all of them because of burgher perk. Of course there’s perks you’re unable to level because you’re only limited to skatlitz, but you can level stuff up other stuff like axe, sword, mace, hands, alcohol (not really enjoyable), stealth, warfare, and herbalism. I would say, it does take a few hours and even days if you want max level in all areas. But once you do it and leave skatlitz, the game becomes way more easier. But I would personally only ever do what I did if you’ve already played the game or you want to level up fast, other than that I feel like you should just experience the game regularly before doing anything crazy or any challenges.

  • @Taleth0229
    @Taleth0229 4 года назад +2336

    Good game, just takes awhile to actually get going in it

    • @60framespersoup
      @60framespersoup 4 года назад +3

      Yeah

    • @therepublicofbananas7516
      @therepublicofbananas7516 4 года назад +67

      i played all of it, was maybe 6/10 not horrible but very very boring at a lot of parts

    • @zenatorslurp5572
      @zenatorslurp5572 4 года назад +2

      Agreed.

    • @adorablecenturion8436
      @adorablecenturion8436 4 года назад +52

      100 hours on it, bought and played through each dlc quest
      Great game
      Like 3.5/5
      On console, when you start moving around fast on a horse everything will take forever to load.

    • @ebuumeyr8613
      @ebuumeyr8613 4 года назад +16

      @@therepublicofbananas7516 That monastery part in particular

  • @valimaa1006
    @valimaa1006 3 года назад +1479

    "what is kurva, why are you saying it?"
    Me a czech: "i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you" .

    • @archdornan5311
      @archdornan5311 3 года назад +45

      @@avorrr polish

    • @Liurika
      @Liurika 3 года назад +73

      It's one of the first insults in another language I learned as a child 😂 public schooling has its perks

    • @rekindleproject7160
      @rekindleproject7160 3 года назад +68

      @@avorrr it's a Slavic word so ofc all the Slavic people know it. Albanians know it because of them living around slavs for a very long time.

    • @henrik1743
      @henrik1743 3 года назад +40

      Born in sweden but to a czech dad, I learned that word at 4 years old lmao

    • @walmartdoomguy1131
      @walmartdoomguy1131 3 года назад +3

      @@henrik1743 YOU MADMAN

  • @blitzhunter128
    @blitzhunter128 4 года назад +261

    *Zany meets a woman in the game*
    The. Proceeds to pull an Anakin and ask “are you an angel”😂

    • @NCC1371
      @NCC1371 4 года назад +3

      I pulled an Anakin when I got my wisdom teeth pulled. The assistant they had wake me up was gorgeous. Even though I was drugged and not in complete control, I still cringe when I think about it. She was really hot though.

    • @Dragon_Lair
      @Dragon_Lair 4 года назад +2

      @@NCC1371 I turned me getting my wisdom teeth pulled into a musical. I wouldn't stop singing.

    • @NCC1371
      @NCC1371 4 года назад

      The Dragon’s Lair that’s great.

  • @alzbetal1499
    @alzbetal1499 2 года назад +404

    As a Czech girl with passion for Czech history and countryside, all the good Feedback in these comments warms my heart ♥️. Thank you guys! I recognised almost all the places shown in this game and im glad that it’s beauty can be shown to all of you ♥️

    • @sjingelling
      @sjingelling 2 года назад +6

      So what does kurva mean ? XD

    • @alzbetal1499
      @alzbetal1499 2 года назад

      @@sjingelling it basically means whore, but is sometimes used by itself when something goes wrong.. instead of ‚shit‘ I guess 🤠

    • @tbone9474
      @tbone9474 2 года назад +20

      @@sjingelling I think you can hazard a guess, based on context

    • @sedmidivka
      @sedmidivka 2 года назад

      @@tbone9474 similar uses as bitch, fuck and shit, same meaning as whore. but much much stronger language :)

    • @tbone9474
      @tbone9474 2 года назад

      @@sedmidivka yes I can imagine that :)

  • @khiryreese2618
    @khiryreese2618 4 года назад +280

    “I’ll have my vengeance… Mr Worldwide”
    “It was horrible, they screamed Mr. Worldwide as they came down the wall.”

  • @longshlong7429
    @longshlong7429 4 года назад +403

    “I’m gonna pull that arrow out”
    zanny: “I can take it do it”
    *very manly noises*

    • @sdmfbastard
      @sdmfbastard 4 года назад

      I think that was marv screaming from home alone lol

  • @MrSallalou
    @MrSallalou 4 года назад +1488

    This game is honestly one of the best games i have ever played despite the bugs

    • @joshmendez737
      @joshmendez737 4 года назад +35

      It’s just the combat that’s wonky sometimes

    • @andrewjin6618
      @andrewjin6618 4 года назад +170

      @@joshmendez737 fighting is wonky in real life, so it makes sense

    • @stress4284
      @stress4284 4 года назад +5

      I've experienced a bug multiple times where if you get on a grindstone, the game freezes, and you have to restart from the last save.

    • @catzor4795
      @catzor4795 4 года назад +12

      Play any of Bethesda games then. Especially Morrowind.

    • @matthewclark7955
      @matthewclark7955 4 года назад +91

      @@catzor4795 honestly this game is considerably better than anything bethesda has come out with. Including new vagas

  • @ZulRf
    @ZulRf 2 года назад +12

    A "small trick" I realized after my second playthrough.
    Disengage (sprint) from the enemy for about 5 meter, then let them rush to you to trigger the green shield. Timing it right and you got Master Strikes almost 100% 👌👀

  • @treys2250
    @treys2250 4 года назад +512

    This game was pretty easy, and the realism about the game was super fun, definitely one of the most fun medieval games ever

    • @jakeheiser7881
      @jakeheiser7881 4 года назад +21

      Yeah even on the hardest difficulty if you learn the master block immediately it’s really easy

    • @Biojack222
      @Biojack222 4 года назад +10

      @@jakeheiser7881 shield breaks the game, makes combat almost too easy, couple that with master strike and you'll win.

    • @ToasterToastMan
      @ToasterToastMan 4 года назад +26

      Evan Delrio to be fair the shield was meant to counter weaponry and allow lesser adept fighters to not be wiped out the second a trained swordsman came into the picture.

    • @loganjones7808
      @loganjones7808 4 года назад +1

      I always like historically accurate games and stories.

    • @sweetrolldealer
      @sweetrolldealer 4 года назад

      @@Biojack222 well it is suppost to be realistic

  • @captainrex4723
    @captainrex4723 4 года назад +286

    I actually really enjoyed this, played this game a while back, wouldn’t mind more vids

    • @DT-Wise
      @DT-Wise 4 года назад +3

      Long time no see

    • @mexicanbatman8157
      @mexicanbatman8157 4 года назад +2

      @@DT-Wise lord Vader roses are red moustfar is on fire I have brought peace freedom and Justice to my new empire

    • @alasdeangel3929
      @alasdeangel3929 4 года назад

      My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Rex.

    • @DoctorWrath29
      @DoctorWrath29 4 года назад

      Same bro it was really good ngl

    • @tylervos737
      @tylervos737 4 года назад

      I still like his battlefront vids more tho

  • @cartersmith971
    @cartersmith971 4 года назад +483

    I can't believe the Zan Man just made a Percy Jackson reference I'm so proud

    • @markcsengeri7650
      @markcsengeri7650 4 года назад +21

      What was the reference? I heard that he said something Percy Jackson but the music was so loud i couldnt hear it

    • @zonatedspore97acamas
      @zonatedspore97acamas 4 года назад +5

      What was the reference?

    • @swedishcheems8869
      @swedishcheems8869 4 года назад

      Who is Percy Jackson?

    • @jbzeus6100
      @jbzeus6100 4 года назад +23

      @@zonatedspore97acamas 3:00 "Percy Jackson the cheese thief" lmao

    • @AmissBob
      @AmissBob 4 года назад +2

      When was it in the video

  • @___play.boy___4180
    @___play.boy___4180 2 года назад +53

    Zanny: "I have 42 apples... how"
    Also zanny after clearing every plate at the table: "That was a *VERY* good haul"

  • @magicaltunesman8042
    @magicaltunesman8042 4 года назад +58

    "I do believe I am ready for a war now"
    *Army standing before village*
    "Ohhhh...."
    *horses charging towards village*
    "Heh..... Uh oh."

  • @legoyoda645
    @legoyoda645 3 года назад +936

    I remember playing this game, quitting for 2 years (I couldn’t find a spade to bury my parents)
    I searched up a tutorial and went back to playing the game. I’m glad I did

    • @tomas.mp4
      @tomas.mp4 3 года назад +46

      I'm happy that you like it. As a Czech myself, I recognize these castles architecture, the countryside, medieval European history etc. It's super realistic and real fun to play. :)

    • @robinrehlinghaus1944
      @robinrehlinghaus1944 3 года назад +29

      It took me so long to find this spade, I also quit for like two months… and then it was so nearby!

    • @legoyoda645
      @legoyoda645 3 года назад +6

      @@robinrehlinghaus1944 I searched a tutorial for that damn spade

    • @TheGman42087
      @TheGman42087 3 года назад +4

      I was frustrated with a lot of it but started trophy hunting and now I'm currently working on this game, it's gonna suck but it's a blast.

    • @Crosroad
      @Crosroad 3 года назад

      I had to look it up too

  • @Rlwnn
    @Rlwnn 4 года назад +370

    bruh this game is so good
    yeah early in the game your gonna get whooped because henry is just a blacksmith
    son without any combat experience or anything tbh
    but late game:
    *he is a machine*

    • @ethansands7634
      @ethansands7634 4 года назад +16

      Ikr can't wait for the cuman genocide video

    • @kennynoirman6778
      @kennynoirman6778 4 года назад +1

      This game has a perfect leveling system where before you actually know anything you suck then after you start getting higher level and get trained you become super strong

    • @MoldyOog
      @MoldyOog 4 года назад +4

      I played through the game twice. With the DLC. It's just such an underrated game.

    • @jagar5580
      @jagar5580 4 года назад +1

      I am the machine

    • @geraldwakolbinger4423
      @geraldwakolbinger4423 4 года назад

      Maybe Henry is a machine in late game, however the cool plate armor I found early didn't help me to get that far. Easy mode for noobs would have been nice for me... xD

  • @daboy199
    @daboy199 2 года назад +156

    i cant believe all comments about the game and not the video the voice of this dude is amazing he is good at singing

    • @evanyoung9230
      @evanyoung9230 2 года назад +14

      you're like the only comment saying this but like he's so good?? for no reason? I thought it was like an actual version of the song he put over or something

    • @stevebabcock1456
      @stevebabcock1456 Год назад +2

      The lockpick section had me crying..

  • @salmonxd679
    @salmonxd679 4 года назад +201

    " I'm happy againnnn! "
    stares at a hanging person
    " Huh, i didnt remember clicking on a paul video. "

    • @Santiago-ct2rv
      @Santiago-ct2rv 4 года назад +5

      Ohhh so controversial yet true

    • @thegreyeyedcat9142
      @thegreyeyedcat9142 4 года назад

      I spit out my water thanks for that

    • @1youbeaner1
      @1youbeaner1 4 года назад

      So uhh. . . you actually went there didn't you bud?

  • @workingjoe6424
    @workingjoe6424 4 года назад +250

    I remember when this game launched, there was a random chest in the middle of nowhere with a full set of end-game armor... good times

    • @TheCursedCat1927
      @TheCursedCat1927 4 года назад +79

      The best part about it, was that it wasn't even a Bug or Glitch.
      It was perpously put there by the Developers, to see how many people will find it.

    • @Didi_Meow_Records
      @Didi_Meow_Records 4 года назад +41

      i just murdered a sleeping knight and took his armor

    • @2Lowfy
      @2Lowfy 4 года назад +7

      @@Didi_Meow_Records LOL SAME

    • @rdevries3852
      @rdevries3852 4 года назад +19

      Of course, you generally really can't _wear_ late game armor until, well, late game, without being horribly encumbered. Still, you could at least pick and choose a few good pieces you _could_ wear.

    • @DLimit
      @DLimit 4 года назад +11

      I found this chest and went back a year or two later with a better laptop that could actually run the game and couldnt find it again :'(

  • @King-xb1si
    @King-xb1si 4 года назад +366

    "I will have my vengence, Mr. Worldwide"
    Havent laughed that hard in a long time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheDictatorsKingdom
    @TheDictatorsKingdom 2 года назад +23

    Unironically my favorite game, it takes real skill and shows how dangerous and fun sword combat can be, also you gotta remember you've never swung a sword before, you've got basic practice in this game but your really just a blacksmith, the game teaches you that with training you can be great, but your not going to be amazing right out the gate.

  • @SteveSkits
    @SteveSkits 4 года назад +374

    Zanny: *uploads*
    Me: *pauses everything* Tis is but a scratch

    • @moosejuice4231
      @moosejuice4231 4 года назад +3

      Juicy Monty Python reference, you are a man of culture.

    • @SteveSkits
      @SteveSkits 4 года назад +1

      @@moosejuice4231 As are you my friend

    • @sawyerwhite7748
      @sawyerwhite7748 4 года назад +3

      ‘tis but a flesh would”

    • @SteveSkits
      @SteveSkits 4 года назад

      @@sawyerwhite7748 Nice

    • @orsonlepherd7064
      @orsonlepherd7064 4 года назад +1

      @@sawyerwhite7748 *"it's just a flesh wound!"

  • @TheAce152
    @TheAce152 3 года назад +1008

    I beat this game and bought *most* of the dlc and loved every second of the gameplay it offered, I’m glad I’m not insane and that people actually enjoyed this game for what it had to offer

    • @ZanderNH
      @ZanderNH 3 года назад +45

      Straight up busy with my third playthrough
      If you want a good time, max out archery at the range in Rattay and max out Axe and Sword with Captain Bernard - then compete in the Rattay tournament 6 times to get the complete Lords of Leipa Armour set
      Then go hunting with Hans Capon.

    • @symmetrymilton4542
      @symmetrymilton4542 3 года назад +4

      Let me guess "From the Ashes" was an expensive clusterfuck that cost to many groshen to finish 🤔

    • @ZanderNH
      @ZanderNH 3 года назад +6

      @@symmetrymilton4542 Busy with it now lol

    • @symmetrymilton4542
      @symmetrymilton4542 3 года назад

      @@ZanderNH Good luck

    • @TheAce152
      @TheAce152 3 года назад +8

      @@symmetrymilton4542 bro, what else was “From the ashes” besides just that lmfao

  • @nightowl9398
    @nightowl9398 4 года назад +122

    “I do believe I am ready for a war now.”
    (Literally seconds later)
    “...uh oh.”

  • @Voltaic_Fire
    @Voltaic_Fire 2 года назад +86

    I'm still hoping for a sequel, it really was a fantastic though misunderstood game. There are precious few games where you have to develop skills and understanding rather than just increase numbers to come out victorious and *EARN* that power fantasy. The story was pretty good too and was reaching peak levels of interesting just when the game ended.

    • @huslethal
      @huslethal Год назад +11

      Yeah, I hope there'll be a sequel
      Given that warhorse was founded in 2011, KCD announced in 2015 and released in 2018, I'm sure the sequel development will also be as long but would be worth the wait

    • @Voltaic_Fire
      @Voltaic_Fire Год назад

      @@huslethal I sincerely hope that's prophetic of you.

    • @WolfiexLuna
      @WolfiexLuna 7 месяцев назад +8

      Well you will be very happy right about now.

    • @aag2139
      @aag2139 7 месяцев назад +3

      wonderful news 🎉

    • @Voltaic_Fire
      @Voltaic_Fire 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@aag2139 Go on...

  • @chickysticky5176
    @chickysticky5176 4 года назад +462

    Glad you liked it, a lot of people have no patience and didn't put in the time to actually learn the mechanics. Glad to see someone else enjoying this game, it just gets better. Also the mission with the Priest is one of my favorites from any game, so funny.

    • @npcthatruinsyourcutscene2627
      @npcthatruinsyourcutscene2627 4 года назад +15

      I had a blast with that mission. It was a welcome chance of pace from fighting for my life. Having a bro-sesh with some priest and then having to give his sermon, I loved it.

    • @Fyrosaurus
      @Fyrosaurus 4 года назад +9

      this game is kind of the same way as dark souls as it rewards you for learning and becoming good at the game rather than your character becoming a god. you wield all the power to make Henry a fighting machine.

    • @Modie
      @Modie 4 года назад +5

      @@Fyrosaurus
      The problem with the combat imo is that the whole system breaks once you unlock the parry (which is literally at the start of the story). It wants to look all fancy with his five directions but the moment you unlock the parry the directions become meaningless, because the combat just ends up parrying the opponent and then striking again (I mean, it is easier to do since you don't need to look for directions and it doesn't take stamina like a normal direction block). Even the special attacks where you would need the directions are useless, because the enmies where they might seem useful always counter before you can attack three times in a row (I don't even want to talk about the fact that it's literally impossible to do a 5 strike attack at anyone after a certain point). The problem is that the whole fighting then becomes too similar imo. Not to mention that the game throws you in against groups too often where you can't even change targets consistently.

    • @Morgravendark
      @Morgravendark 3 года назад

      When I did that mission it said you got poisoned and died so I never finished it

    • @Nugnugnug
      @Nugnugnug 3 года назад

      I'm not a masochist.

  • @thepizzafoogle5481
    @thepizzafoogle5481 4 года назад +139

    7:48 This is literally why this game is underrated.

    • @plain_simple_garak
      @plain_simple_garak 4 года назад +31

      Bingo. It's an old school RPG that refuses to hold your hand and expects you to live with your choices and mistakes. That's why it's special

    • @2008davidkang
      @2008davidkang 4 года назад +6

      @@plain_simple_garak It's like a father that went out to get some cigarettes...
      never to hold your hand and left you to live with your own choices and mistakes...

    • @plain_simple_garak
      @plain_simple_garak 4 года назад +11

      @@2008davidkang More like a father that taught you what you needed to know and then expected you to act like a responsible adult when you turned 18, instead of coddling you and letting you live in their basement with no job until you were 35

    • @SamDy99
      @SamDy99 4 года назад

      Underrated??!!!!!!!!

  • @nahidmoradi824
    @nahidmoradi824 4 года назад +167

    Keep making more of these .this my personal favorite medieval game ever made * cough probably because I have sunk thousands of hours into it cough * And don’t forget to use the extremely dangerous technique of the “flank and spank “ the next time you fight an experienced opponent. Keep it up Zanny Boi

    • @CT-CTCheckmate
      @CT-CTCheckmate 4 года назад

      @GavinDaLazarÁ, de jó látni magyarokat még a Zanny csatornáján is c:
      EDIT: Or you just put kurva in google translate... than this would be very awkward

    • @wardenstone6021
      @wardenstone6021 4 года назад +3

      I’m feeling quite hungry

    • @janwierzbicki3663
      @janwierzbicki3663 4 года назад +1

      And in polish kurwa is fuck

    • @ThatGuy_212
      @ThatGuy_212 4 года назад

      Thousands of hours? I heard it's just a game about delivering a sword to a guy somewhere and never really looked into it.

    • @ondrejvavra5415
      @ondrejvavra5415 4 года назад +1

      @@janwierzbicki3663 in Czech also but it means prostitute as well

  • @davidreid6673
    @davidreid6673 2 года назад +24

    Absolutely brilliant game... beautifully crafted, fabulous lore and story, probably the most frustrating and rewarding game I have ever played. I remember trying to learn to hunt with a bow, I felt completely inadequate and almost angry; but then something clicks (skills increasing slowly but surely) and when you start to be able to regularly take down rabbits, and even those damned roe deers. Practice, practice and practice, add a generous handful of patience, be prepared for the worst, and in the end you live one of the finest gaming experiences I have ever witnessed.

    • @cat_city2009
      @cat_city2009 Год назад

      The wild animals are so damn skittish. I tried hunting from horseback but they always disappear into the brush.

  • @grahamleman5239
    @grahamleman5239 4 года назад +190

    “To amass wealth, you must use stealth.”
    Sun Zoo is very displeased

    • @slitheryzone5410
      @slitheryzone5410 4 года назад +11

      @Dr Mittens PhD The greatest baker in Polish history

    • @tritebs1673
      @tritebs1673 4 года назад +3

      Sun Tzu. And he is the one that wrote The Art of War.

    • @thisguynamedmatt12
      @thisguynamedmatt12 4 года назад +2

      Sun Tzu wouldn’t be sad, Confucius would be

  • @daswsecond8764
    @daswsecond8764 4 года назад +291

    Typical zannman: losing six times in a row to give enemy false sense of dominance.
    Tactical genius, non the less.

    • @lupe323
      @lupe323 4 года назад +3

      Truly a mastermind

    • @TCStink3
      @TCStink3 4 года назад +1

      Death Korps Krieg CREEEEEEEED!!!!

  • @chalk3
    @chalk3 4 года назад +110

    One of my favorite games currently, glad the Zan man is giving it a shot

    • @kylebible
      @kylebible 4 года назад

      First.

    • @6ixlxrd
      @6ixlxrd 4 года назад +4

      @@kylebible So people are even saying "first" in the comments of comments now? Transgenders I can understand (no I can't), but THIS?

    • @melvinnaumann6570
      @melvinnaumann6570 4 года назад +1

      to I absolutely love the game I play it right now 🙏🏼😅

  • @jodders619
    @jodders619 2 года назад +30

    Some of the best writing in a game in a long time. I really hope the sequel gets made!

    • @aag2139
      @aag2139 7 месяцев назад

      good news! 🎉

  • @azusa6486
    @azusa6486 4 года назад +105

    Zanny’s singing cures depression

  • @carsonthomas8678
    @carsonthomas8678 4 года назад +171

    I've played throught his game like 5 times now and seeing my exact experience in a video is just amazing

    • @sahildhillon2859
      @sahildhillon2859 4 года назад +1

      How

    • @darthball2723
      @darthball2723 4 года назад +1

      Cool

    • @fitzpatrickwooden1337
      @fitzpatrickwooden1337 4 года назад +2

      I have no idea why, but your comment is sitting right at the top with only eleven likes.
      Whatthehellyoutube

    • @logbobtom1234
      @logbobtom1234 4 года назад

      Fitzpatrick Wooden ikr

    • @Soldmysoulforablurayplayer
      @Soldmysoulforablurayplayer 4 года назад +3

      KCD is the best RPG ever, played it 2 times so far. Maybe on the 3rd try I will actually do the monastery quest line properly instead of just stealing key, open door, stabbing him at first prayer and getting 10 days in jail lol.

  • @grahamleman5239
    @grahamleman5239 4 года назад +163

    “Flank and spank, then head to the bank.”
    - Sun Zoo

  • @matthewwilliams8978
    @matthewwilliams8978 2 года назад +15

    I love this game, and now that I've completed it twice, I'm waiting on all the expansions, sequels, and anything else that grows the universe.

  • @capnfungi7875
    @capnfungi7875 4 года назад +172

    People complain so much about the Combat, archery, and lockpicking, which are some of my three favorite things in the game...
    Edit: I like the one-on-one combat

    • @plain_simple_garak
      @plain_simple_garak 4 года назад +23

      Those were the high points of the game for me as well. I really came to enjoy the archery especially, it became increasingly satisfying to bring down a deer on the move with one very long shot, when you can barely hit the ground at the beginning lol. And I don't think I broke a lockpick again after I took that perk that buffs it while you're drunk. I think this is one of those games that you either get it or you don't. But if you do, you love it.

    • @Ciraaxx
      @Ciraaxx 4 года назад +5

      Lockpicking with mouse and keyboard is super ezpz.
      I'd guess with a controller it's not as easy lmao.
      PC MASTER RACE BOIII

    • @plain_simple_garak
      @plain_simple_garak 4 года назад

      @Donald Trump Lockpicking is no problem on console either if you go into the settings and change to simplified lockpicking. It makes it more similar to pc. You just hold L1/LB down to rotate the lock and only have to move the right stick. If the sweet spot isn't near the center where it's easiest, then back out and try again. Even in Teresa's story where her skill is at minimum I didn't break a single pick.

    • @joaoleites94
      @joaoleites94 4 года назад

      I like how you said one-on-one as if you automatically winking at all your group experiences lol fighting 1 vs 2 is awesome lol and dogs. I HATE DOGS

    • @2008davidkang
      @2008davidkang 4 года назад

      Meanwhile the Hungarian player base shooting spooked rabbits on a galloping Pebbles.

  • @Killjoy0329
    @Killjoy0329 3 года назад +312

    Sure kingdom come is hard, but that’s what’s so satisfying and beautiful bout the whole game, it’s realistic and the story is interesting. Once you get pass the learning curve it’s a blast

    • @shikitohno47
      @shikitohno47 2 года назад +2

      0a!

    • @yoshijb9428
      @yoshijb9428 2 года назад +2

      I'm not quite past all the small things. But I love this game.

  • @appleciderhorror12
    @appleciderhorror12 4 года назад +79

    It's a pretty historically accurate game. But still, the most accurate part is that one dude holding his drink while getting a good look at that arrow getting pulled out of Henry's leg

  • @purplestar4214
    @purplestar4214 3 года назад +10

    6:02 I like how he said yeah after zany said “Everyone from the place” 10/10 perfect timing

  • @grahamleman5239
    @grahamleman5239 4 года назад +99

    “Task failed successfully”
    Story of my life

  • @jonobjornholm
    @jonobjornholm 4 года назад +84

    Zanny I am going to say this one last time. MAKE A SHIRT WITH "Way to go, Sean" ON IT!

    • @obiwankenobi6655
      @obiwankenobi6655 4 года назад +12

      Don’t give up, with persistence and the force as your ally, you will prevail

    • @spaceshipearth481
      @spaceshipearth481 4 года назад +7

      @@obiwankenobi6655 sir yes sir

    • @The_Wheel_
      @The_Wheel_ 4 года назад +6

      WHEEL MERCH WHEN

    • @BMTqq
      @BMTqq 4 года назад

      Way to go

  • @samuelculper7125
    @samuelculper7125 4 года назад +323

    I can finally tell people to "git gud." KCD is difficult when you start but you learn as Henry learns. You're not supposed to be a badass from the start.

    • @trevordillon1921
      @trevordillon1921 4 года назад +61

      Yeah. The whole idea is that combat is hard because your character has no idea what he’s doing at the start, and as you figure out the came, he figures out how to fight, and it’s actually quite interesting progression.

    • @Scoots_McGee
      @Scoots_McGee 4 года назад +39

      It's very unforgiving early game, which is part of what makes it so good.
      From peasant boy to man at arms

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 4 года назад +8

      @@Scoots_McGee If you count early game the what 2 hours it takes to have Henry learn that counter move Bernard teaches ya sure early game is actually unforgiving combat wise.

    • @maurofac841
      @maurofac841 4 года назад +5

      @@Scoots_McGee From a peasant boy, to a man at arms, to a noble knight

    • @f1rebreather123
      @f1rebreather123 4 года назад +32

      People are so used to being godlike that they can’t handle being weak and defenseless in the game.

  • @ggGamers2030
    @ggGamers2030 Год назад +1

    2:42 Medieval Pitbull is not real he can't hurt you
    "It was horrible his army screamed Mr worldwide as he charged down the hill" lmfao

  • @gigasay432
    @gigasay432 4 года назад +89

    Zanny: they just slaughtered my entire family
    Zanny 5 minutes later: CHEESE

    • @Stuffman1861
      @Stuffman1861 4 года назад +3

      Man got his priorities straight

    • @loicb4880
      @loicb4880 4 года назад +2

      He know what’s important

  • @hollovknajt5577
    @hollovknajt5577 4 года назад +115

    Zanny: "What is kurva"
    Me: Smiling as he gets demonized

    • @Cleruian
      @Cleruian 4 года назад +5

      He also never met a polish handyman then...

    • @floppydisksareop
      @floppydisksareop 4 года назад +2

      @@Cleruian or Hungarian. that word gets around.

    • @Venas254
      @Venas254 4 года назад

      Damn all this time i wanted to turn into a demon and all i had to say was kurva?

    • @tz9334
      @tz9334 4 года назад

      Dávid Csutak igennnnnnn😅😂

  • @superjarri
    @superjarri 4 года назад +590

    For me, this is the kind of games I enjoy the most. Deep narrative, choices that matter during the game, fantastic and interesting quests. Much better than all those hack and slash games like assasin's creed, where your best skill is pressing the attack button as fast as you can. Seriously, I can't understand why those games sell that many copies. Kingdom come is much more inmersive, interesting and fun for me.

    • @8Paul7
      @8Paul7 4 года назад +26

      100% agreed

    • @captainunrelatedpopcornfir4177
      @captainunrelatedpopcornfir4177 4 года назад +69

      It’s sad to see that assassins creed is known as a hack and slash now

    • @demoflow
      @demoflow 4 года назад +31

      A lot of people play to release stress not to get stressed out by hard as hell game mechanics 😂😂 its just a matter of taste i like games with learning curves but this game makes me feel stressed thats why i had to put it down

    • @kylesoler4139
      @kylesoler4139 4 года назад +5

      My mum has been gaming for close to 40 years now and i think she got fed up either because it was ridiculously hard or she couldn't see a lot of the game's text.

    • @ingratus8160
      @ingratus8160 4 года назад +9

      @@demoflow It's actually not just a learning curve. You have to level up like in any other RPG when it get's too hard. I have played the game already and am on my second run now and I actually understand and have mastered all of the games mechanics. I still lose in the tournament and the like, if I attempt them without leveling up first (even after having learned master strikes).

  • @riclate2013
    @riclate2013 2 года назад +10

    Man I love this game, it's hard at first but once you learn the mechanics you become a force to be reckoned with. Add that on top of master strike and you become an unstoppable force

  • @teosworth1292
    @teosworth1292 4 года назад +30

    Zanny: All I need is the right music, and I shall feel a power I've never known.
    Me: *sees swords*
    Me: Plays the Sword Art Online soundtrack

  • @tortellinifettuccine
    @tortellinifettuccine 4 года назад +3566

    Dude kingdom come is amazing, people just suck at games and they can't fight

    • @calebkummer9337
      @calebkummer9337 4 года назад +78

      Came off a bit aggressive

    • @tortellinifettuccine
      @tortellinifettuccine 4 года назад +755

      @@calebkummer9337 I mean, its like saying dark souls is a bad game because you keep dying, its not a bad game, you're just bad at it

    • @jamesbond1126
      @jamesbond1126 4 года назад +146

      I mostly agree though the game can be pretty buggy

    • @jamesbond1126
      @jamesbond1126 4 года назад +34

      It was annoying but made for some really funny moments

    • @AzayBae
      @AzayBae 4 года назад +38

      The game reminds me of the Witcher 1 (which is why I’ll never play 2 and 3) I am uninvested two hours in and after the tutorials I feel even more confused. Playing it makes me feel drunk.
      I get different people like different stuff but the Dark Souls comparison works. I hate those games as well.

  • @tysonbell3524
    @tysonbell3524 3 года назад +158

    "I've got my trusty lockpick" me with my cheeky grin, cool seeing how you got booted out while in my first playthrough I jumped from the bridge

    • @FishDinners
      @FishDinners 2 года назад +12

      I played a kleptomaniac so I already stole the guard armour even before I knew they won't let me leave

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 2 года назад

      I didn't even know you could do that. Lockpicking on controller looks tough. In PC you just hold your mouse on the right spot and hold "D".

    • @BioTheHuman
      @BioTheHuman 2 года назад

      @@CrizzyEyes I think it's late, but you should use the simplifies locks (from settings) on controller. You just need to find the yellow dot and press LB.
      Too bad that it becomes too easy 🤣

    • @fergusmacleod9036
      @fergusmacleod9036 2 года назад +1

      @@BioTheHuman wish I would've known about that sooner, on the other hand it was extremely rewarding learning how to do the mini game properly and now I can open very hard locks with the standard settings.

    • @johannlabertaler6095
      @johannlabertaler6095 2 года назад

      on my first playthrough I accidentally punched a guard in the very beginning and burnt to death in jail while they were raiding skalitz

  • @fearmenot7595
    @fearmenot7595 2 года назад +12

    I am glad that I’m the the type of person to finish all side quests first, so that the bosses would get destroyed by the time I go against them.

  • @michjed7
    @michjed7 4 года назад +53

    What? Didn't even know this game gets mixed reviews, I play this game on hardcore and I love it

    • @aurin_komak
      @aurin_komak 4 года назад +2

      Hardcore? You mean _bardcore_

    • @bonjour7641
      @bonjour7641 4 года назад +14

      Some people are confused and got used to the usual rpg skyrim like style.
      So when they tried kcd they expect the same, i've seen someone leaving a review "quest failing bug" when im sure he misunderstand that he missed the time window for the quest since the world of the game moves even without you lol, this game is awesome

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 4 года назад +7

      There was also a bit of a controversy with some people calling the game alt-right or racist because it doesn't have black people in it (yeah, because 14th century bohemia is such a ethnically diverse setting). Kind of stupid honestly, but on the other hand, the founder of the dev studio gave an interview to on Breitbart, so maybe they've got a point in that regard...

    • @aurin_komak
      @aurin_komak 4 года назад +9

      @@darthplagueis13 seriously I wouldn't mind if a game set in medieval Africa didn't have white people in it, so why should a game set in medieval Europe have black people in it? I don't understand these SJW:s

    • @slynt_
      @slynt_ 2 месяца назад

      @@darthplagueis13 The devs being right wing is even more reason for me to love this game and studio

  • @luckybutler6566
    @luckybutler6566 4 года назад +86

    "Why am I so slow?!" *is overencumbered by 100lbs

    • @2008davidkang
      @2008davidkang 4 года назад

      Me that one time my bacon loving buddy sprained his ankle

  • @ZephKin
    @ZephKin 4 года назад +32

    Zanny starts playing KCD: Cheese in pocket
    Zanny at end of KCD's story: *Eats Cheese *Instant ye olde plague kills all

  • @underthesun-ml4mu
    @underthesun-ml4mu Месяц назад +1

    Skyrim: Click click, slash slash.
    KCD: Full-on arm workout.

  • @GooseVenger
    @GooseVenger 4 года назад +94

    That scream when he pulled the arrow out f’n killed me bro 😂

  • @almasbaibolov1446
    @almasbaibolov1446 4 года назад +47

    6:02 I absolutly love how well its muched. This little "Yeah!" make me rewatch this video over and over again.

  • @OmriMV
    @OmriMV 4 года назад +87

    This is honestly the funniest Kingdom Come Deliverance playthrough I've ever seen😂😂

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 Год назад +3

    When Henry says "I remember his face" I was like oh good because I don't.

  • @Acuda_
    @Acuda_ 4 года назад +88

    "What is kurwa?" every eastern european viewer has a big smile on their face rn

    • @panmrdkvicka3848
      @panmrdkvicka3848 4 года назад

      Kurva means fuck

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome 4 года назад +2

      Every european with some geographical meme culture you mean🤣

    • @valterszemturis4413
      @valterszemturis4413 4 года назад +3

      @@panmrdkvicka3848 I got the impression that it's more like the Polska version of blyat

    • @panmrdkvicka3848
      @panmrdkvicka3848 4 года назад +2

      @@valterszemturis4413 Well it's fuck in Czech😅😅

    • @vajkperduk
      @vajkperduk 4 года назад +2

      mafi Dafi in Polish and Hungarian it means bitch

  • @zsomborkis7966
    @zsomborkis7966 4 года назад +281

    me playing this game: wait I understand what the enemy is saying cuz I'm hungarian :D

  • @mig6397
    @mig6397 4 года назад +23

    Zanny: Power overwhelming!
    Me: I think the Protoss are a little too advanced for medieval times
    Me later: WAIT Starcraft next game confirmed?!

  • @TimOvideos
    @TimOvideos Год назад +4

    Not only is this a fantastic game, this video is like my comfort show. I love falling asleep to Zanny's kingdom come series.

  • @matias4226
    @matias4226 4 года назад +59

    This is literally my fav medieval rpg.

    • @terrylandess6072
      @terrylandess6072 4 года назад +13

      I was struggling till I led a bandit towards my horse where I mounted and began doing strafe runs till he died - "Get off your horse and fight with honor!" "I'm a gamer - I have no honor!"

    • @sa80slayer85
      @sa80slayer85 4 года назад +1

      terry landess amen to that brotha

  • @anders8108
    @anders8108 4 года назад +106

    Zanny: MORE give me MORE!
    Me: You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!

    • @MyneWarz
      @MyneWarz 4 года назад +5

      Oh damn

    • @WartHuntr
      @WartHuntr 4 года назад +2

      He made a bad game good

    • @hikarudoweberu
      @hikarudoweberu 4 года назад +2

      Don't lecture me, I see through the lies of the knights, I do not fear the evil side as you do!

    • @anders8108
      @anders8108 4 года назад +1

      @@hikarudoweberu i have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire!

  • @emman8984
    @emman8984 4 года назад +30

    “Dad had some good stuff on him” This man has priorities

  • @lextromex3931
    @lextromex3931 2 года назад +2

    6:01 the "yeah" he throws as he's listening to him singing xd