So I got addicted to Kingdom Come: Deliverance...
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- Опубликовано: 21 июл 2020
- learned some Slavic bad words
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Kirin is a straight up chad
HE NAMED HIS DOG KIRIN YESSSSS!
no likes and no comments on a pinned comment lmfao
I don't wanna ruin the 69 likes
Kirin the Cheder dog along side Zanny the Cheder knight a perfect duo.
It went from 69 to 103 in 3 minutes
His humor is like 30% references, 30% memes, 30% one liners, and 10% filipino
I laugh 30% , chuckle 30% and chortle the other uh 90% iunno, math is all this work
Filipino?
@RATHALOS Ahh, I didn't know he was Pinoy. Thats cool
@@Nostroman_Praetor he basically talked in tagalog.
@@Winzzy14420 interesting. I wish I knew my own language or I wouldn't be commenting about this
Imagine being a poorly paid guard risking his life daily and nightly for the town, then all of your gear and lifesavings gets stolen, and some asshole knight just stands there howling with laughter in your face about it... :(
:( I liked nightingale
Yes and also, seriously why he gotta be an asshole
Nightingale is not risking his life lol
He’s constantly late, he plays dice on duty and goes to his house for naps during his shift
He’s also banging his friends wife.
😂😂
Sounds like system working as it should be.
Fuck those knights they always stop to search me
2:53 the fact that he still went to work and didn't magically have armor again is a nice detail
This game is full of them little details that make it soooo 👌
Yeah I binged the crap out of it when I got it. The little details into making the game realistic are next level
Game is Full of details. Easily in my top 3 games ever
that's commitment.
@@Imakeplaylists-in1pw Yep, gotta respect it
"Much like your father's condom, you have failed."
Damn...
I know right? I'm stealing that one for when I destroy someone at chess.
@@neunleben1358 I’m just gonna use that when I win in anything
@@youraverageweeb1206
*wins a kahoot* "just like your fathers condom you have failed"
The teacher: 😳
hits even harder knowing that condoms werent a thing back then
Now that's some roast!
"Truly, the Cheddar Knight is a man of honor."
...
"Surprisingly, these homeless people have good stuff on them."
If that isn't the best transition I've ever seen I don't know what is
Lmaooooo
Sugar, Spice, and everything nice these are the ingredients to make crystal meth
1,000th like
@@hollowroxas4742 HOLY CRAP! Thanks man!
I remember when I first started playing this game I was running around and found a knight with end game armor so I sneak up behind him, knock him out and then stole all of his gear. After that the game still wasn't any easier and I kept getting my ass kicked. 10/10
A peasant in armor is still a peasant, jokes on you!!
15:52 “This monastery is loaded!”
-Some Viking probably
"Why is everyone running? Someone fight me!"
~ Anakin Skywalker, During The first days of order 66
Hey man, Anakin has the highest level plot armor. If I was a Jedi, I'd get my ass out of there too. lmao!
I hear someone who is talking about me
@@anakinskywalker5558: Oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh shit of fuck, gotta think fast. "Hey look, there goes Padme." ‐>
Whomst has summoned the ancient one?
This is getting out of hand ,now there are two of them
Kirin: *exists*
Everyone: “We will watch your career with great interest”
i want to see his reaction for when he gets iceborne and see a kirin get absolutly murdered by a rajang
18:55
"You won't last long."
"Is my armour that shiny that you think you're looking into a mirror?"
Lowkey the best roast I've ever heard.
k
15:20 i spent HOURS in there and you find him in 2 seconds! lol
Nothing screams “Badass” more than skillfully parrying an opponent’s attack and then jumping 40 feet into the air
Isaac Dayment-Jones 😂
Zanny was asserting his dominance
Roman parry!Roman punch!Roman leap
Infirmus
That's the Jedi way
Bandits: we have you three to one
Zanny: I like those odds
“Don’t doubt me” Sun-Zoo
Out numbered 3 to 1, zanny : "finally a fair fight"
Then it is an even fight...
@@fudsangsupremacy3243 Lovely reference sir
As a German i can proudly say: That was the best guten tag i heard in a long time from someone that doesnt speak German
Time stamp?
@@allankanegalian6401 Around 5:22, mate. Sorry for the late reply
halt echt, ich liebe es wenn nicht-deutsche deutsch sprechen😂
Yeah but then he instantly screws up the ich hehe.
I swear to god I almost died at the part with nightingale
If only
I know I'm late but, I'm in bursts of laugh 😂
I did the same with the monks in monastary at night and couldn't breath from laughing so hard the next morning mass
Just in case you are wondering how Henry already knew who Pious is:
There is a book by the Prior's room, it says the past life of each of the novices, including Pious. You probably went inside the monastery before and read it without even noticing (that's what I did the first time).
That option is available to use against all the new comers. You don't actually know you are just accusing someone.
@thumbdumpster What do you mean im trying to start a argument? It is a available option against everyone, you don't need evidence too accuse them.
@thumbdumpster Accuse as in accuse on of the in game characters of being Pious.
@@tex4096 I don't think he's the brightest bulb
@thumbdumpster HAHAHA gold
Zanny: **Kills people and steals their life savings**
Also Zanny: *The art of the deal*
Sounds about right
Also, he tells the Munks just to tell them how evil they are.😄😄
Also Zanny: Wonders why Rattay hates him.
My names the Zan man and this is my pawn shop
The growth you feel in this is game definitely one of the best I've felt in any game. It's such a good feeling to walk through entire groups of cumans after struggling with just two enemies for a large portion of the game.
Can we just take a second to admire how zanny can actually sing well
i think thats subjective lol
@@SuperPresidentBeefbroth i'm tone deaf so it's mindblowing to me
he is Pinoy
"Verrecke!" can be translated to "Die!" in a old fashioned way and
"Verflucht" is something along the lines of dammit or fuck or something else you say when you just kinda curse without insuting someone
Verflucht literally means "Curses!" And Verrecke basically means "Die a wretched death"
Verrecke means only die
Suprisingly his german isn't that bad
@@witalikuchta7189 Ikr? He only like mispronounced the "ch" sounds
Lenni is there actually any other language that uses that sound?
(Apart from really similar languages)
“You lose”
-Sun Tzu, before the dark times
"You Lose General Kenobi" - Sun Tzu
"This is getting out of hand now there are two of them"
-sun Tzu
Nobleman Impossible! I never lie ~ Sun Tzu
Twice the price double the fall - Sun Tzu
Stop quoting me!
Yeah, for the people that actually learn how to play this game. It was amazing. I had one of the best combat systems for Sword player that I’ve ever had instead of just swinging around like every other game. Yeah, it was challenging learning how to play the game.
One of the best RPG’s ever, best quests hands down, wish it had a better refined combat.
How the hell when you're in a 3v1 two of them just stand still and when I'm in a 3v1 the other two are flanking me from both sides.
Paid actors is the only reasonable answer.
😂😂😂😂😂
Move while fighting
Kingdomm come AI thats why
@@thesupreme8062 ain't that the truth, OP one minute, absolute ass the next
@@thesupreme8062 ye but when I play the AI while fighting is much less derp. Only thing I can think off is I'm on PC
People: We want a historically accurate medieval game.
Company: Makes a historically accurate medieval game.
People: You were not supposed to do that.
"It needs black people."
Gotta hate those complainers. Ungrateful fucktards. 🤣
@@thedestoryer21 Did people seriously say that? I kmow that some people want represantation on video games but that is seriously stupid...
@@painterpikachu3530 Yesh they complained that medieval Poland doesn't have black people.
@@kostasbiker9302 Medieval Bohemia*
But your point still stands
On my first mission from the miller I had to steal from the executioner and I accidentally aggroed him, so I killed him and I just burst out laughing every time they mention the executioner they've mentioned him like 6 times so funny
"The executioner has been quite absent those last few weeks..."
"Yeah, probably busy."
Then it cuts to the executioner dead in his house rotting away
1:48 absolutely loved the LOTR reference
When you think the Star Wars references have stopped.
Zanny: Oh I don't think so.
Proggy Froggy May they never stop
@@osys11 Star wars will never die
Zanny: "I'm Cheddar Knight, I'm a man of honor!"
Also Zanny: "Wow, this monastery is loaded!"
*proceeds to looting anything not nailed to the ground*
Henry the eighth would be proud
He's helping them not care about material possessions he's actually making them better chirstians if that isn't noble i don't know what is
"Surprisingly these homeless people have good money on them"
KOTOR 2 is one of the least played and most underrated games I know. Salutations to you, friend
Pervy the Purge Trooper lol
KCD is a pretty awesome game to be fair, if your new then you end up learning with Henry as the game goes on which makes skill progression more rewarding, it doesn't just give you a weapon and suddenly you know exactly what to do with it like most rpg's
The choices you make can actually matter too which was great to see aswell as how there's all these little secret things that can affect how you fight or sneak
Granted it's not the most polished and it has a few bugs but it's a great game once you get into the learning and fighting
It's a shame RDR2 was released the same year otherwise it might’ve been more popular as a great medieval simulator
8:45 I laughed way too hard than I should when Vatzek ran so fast by him while screaming alarm.
Game: “Hammer.”
Zanny: “Is this a halberd?”
"Why am I acting rich? I spent all my money shopping"
Still has 1.2k
Me with 36 coins: I'm fine I guess
Get stealing.
Go rob the armourer in Rattay, all his stuff is in the room to the right on the second floor
E é mano?
at this point in time i have like 88k
Doing highwayman stuff gives you infinite money with next to no repercussions. Kill a poor sod walking a road. Take his shit. Sell. Rinse and repeat. Made well over 100k with that alone :D
Such a great game. Does anyone else steal black peters armor the night before the tournament, he fights in his underwear lol its awesome
I remember the first time I played through it he ambushed me after the tournament and I beat him in one parry
@@savagelegend1031 he's a sore loser
@@chriskelly509 but now he’s dead
This game was so good. I hope they make a sequel soon
The sequel should be blacks only just to fuck with people.
"Cheddar Knight is a man of honor" *steals from the homeless people*
Chivalry never applied to peasants.
You cant hold cheddar knight responsible for evening swan
Robs a church
"Verrecke" just means "Die!" or "Perish" and "Verflucht" means "damn it"
Well verflucht kann also mean "curse you".well curse you would be verflucht sollst du sein. (i am german but my German is as broken as the dreams of infants when zannys internet dies)
@@jet-blackjo2455 Can mean it but in this situation it means "Damn it"
"Hey, bandit! What are you doing out here."
Shrek is not a bandit. Let him enjoy his time outside. No one can enjoy outside now days.😊😊
@@weirdwitcher I know but I just had to
Well, “verrecke“ has imo a bit more meaning then “die“ or “perish“ ... it means more like “die horribly“ or something like that.. it is a pretty harsh “curse“ imo
3:53 Kelpie is the name of Ciri's horse in The Witcher.
Nice easter egg!
Also in this game there is a horse named "Roach" and people refer to the previous owners of this horse as "a gray-haired man who decided to leave his business and rest."
there's also epona the horse in twilight princess, pretty nice details.
A kelpie is a Scottish mythical horse
IIRC there is another TW reference when Captain Bernard was talking about the nightraid mission and a man resembling Geralt just casually stood there in the crowd.
all the horses have 'borrowed' names, and one is named after the devs dog.
There is also roach in game, the guy that sells her mentions the Witcher
10:55 that was beautiful, like a true Czech
Hey Zanny, my 15 year old dog died yesterday and I couldn’t sleep. I ended up binge watching your videos and it really made me feel better man. Thanks for bringing some joy to a struggling fan.
I am sorry for you
Ben Durst May your dog rest in peace
I'm so sorry hope you are feeling better
Good luck bro. Zanny needs to see this
I’m sorry
The cheddar knight by day, the evening swan by night
The opposite of Batman
I see no better plot twist lol
Zanny: “the cheddar knight is truly a man of honor.”
Also zanny: “man these homeless people have good stuff what a suprise.”
Golden observation hahaha
6:35
''Truly the Cheddar Knight is a man of honour.''
*quick cuts to him knocking out a sleeping person and taking his money.
It's funnny how he lowers the decibel level when he laughs
17:57
Some combat guide : You should never fight against a group
Zanny : *hahah mace go brrrr*
More like: haha mace go *Berserk Clang Sound*
Yeah mace is op as fuck lol
Even better if you get really outnumbered and you have a halberd with you (got to run to cross a river and then cheese out like 25 ppl... I guess I have a screenshot of that -trying to escape and not get sniped was a rrally hard part.... it was during the scout mission to the first siege, the one who you will be Bailiff)
Ah, the origin of the puppy break
You know, zanny actually has a really good singing voice.
It’s very annoying
@@CynicalJonas What? That he has a good singing voice?
easy way to get wealthy in game: Ride to skallitz, kill the bandits, steal all their loot, repeat infinetly
Pretty hard to do it early game though since all of them have really good equipment and stats, better to wait for them to fight each other out and pick off the remaining scraps.
My go to method is break in the second floor of the armorer in rattay, steal everything from the room with his chests, sell everything to the miller (even if he doesn’t have the money), wait 3 to 4 days, break in the barn on the right side of the mill and loot the millers chest (after 3 to 4 days the miller sold all the armor you gave him for their LISTED value so you will find crazy amounts of money in the chest)
If the armorer doesn’t sell stuff anymore just gift him some armor and he should have full stock after a few days
Edit: my best run gave me 23k
zanny: steals all the armour
Also zanny: why aren’t they wearing armour?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I legit didn't know that could happen
Because most games don't have that much detail.
NGL he has dedication all right
can’t believe this is where the kirin breaks started
11:36 mercy kill! *literally stomps the brains out of some peasant*
Vid 1: So I have decided to try out a game that got mixed reviews
Vid 2: So I got addicted...
I don't blame him the game is really good
@@taloob493 it is a pretty good game but has serious flaws, especially the church mission. wish the devs could have polished it more.
@@poundmycroft5873 to be fair the budget was pretty small and this was their first game. I agree that there were some polish issues and it took until this June to get all the bugs fixed, but this is pretty good for the studios first game
@@taloob493 yeah what a shame.
@@taloob493 What does Poland have to do with it? Racist.
"If you are a horse, then you are the worse"
-Sun Zu, when he's drunk
Such an amazing game, super immersive, you even learn a lot about the period and the region if you go in the details.
Got this game from my friend for Christmas this year and I am fricking addicted to it. It's like playing a history documentary. Playing it on a beefy high end pc means getting the full quality experience too
Zanny: Kirin, food
Kirin: *runs over*
Zanny: *is empty handed*
Kirin: We’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed and we’ve quite possibly been bamboozled
Ah yes, a rvb reference. Good
Deadkenobi 2005 a fellow man of culture I see
Can we just appreciate Zanny's incredible singing.
been looking for this comment, YES!
I think it's fucking annoying tbh
@@Jo-ke2sq Fuck you
Not really
He sounded like a filipino especially with the lyrics
Man you're easily my favourite video game RUclipsrs. You're so god damn chill, and sound like you're having a good time. Will never understand why people watch streamers that act all angry and rage.
Bro I completely forgot that this is where puppy breaks came from
Seeing Nightingale show up to his post without his stuff cracked me up way too much.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's DEDICATION right there
I would like your comment, but it has 69 likes.
Thanks for the likes and thanks to Zanny for the heart! You were the one who inspired me to learn the gamer's art of Sun Zhu
@@TruePT My comment now has 140 likes... The burning you feel, it is shame. (Lol jk)
Zanny's content is the only thing getting me through quarantine
Yessir
Same
That’s fair
And kirin
Zanny’s content is the only thing getting me through Life*
Bro, that was genuinely hilarious 😂
Well made content man, thoroughly enjoyed this video 🤙🏻🍻
1:55 As a master thief myself, I got so mad watching him loot shit like the 17kg hauberk for 475 gold while leaving the 0.5kg potion for 65 gold, or the 0.1kg Wild Boar tusk for 15 gold. Gold/kg is what it's all about! Hauberk is ~28 gold/kg, while the potion is 130 g/kg, and the tusk is 150 g/kg.
Me: spends like six hours on the monastery quest making sure I get it right
Zanny: so this investigation took 2 seconds
yea ik wtf???!!!
i honestly took a break from the game for like half a year, cuz i just didnt know what to do, so i came back to it fresh and it still took me at least two days to do all the quest chains in the monestary xd
Fr fr
I was absolutely clueless in the monastery quest. Had to watch a RUclips video on it.
I did the exact same thing he did when I saw that option
Antonius food poisoned me because I told him that I was looking for pious
@@ECKDIFU-fi9hv same
Zanny: gets caught robbing someone and his reputation hits rock bottom
Next time Zanny goes there: Why are they attacking me
my first zanny video, still my favorite series you did
Modern Zan-clan initiates are so pampered. Back in when i joined (last year with fallen order) when the evening swan was referenced we had to do research to figure out what he was talking about. Now they get a whole ass pause and flash back to get spponfed the knowledge we had worked so hard to uncover. Shit really grinds my gears
"Would you like to go on a stroll?"
Theresa, refusing to make eye contact: "I'd love to."
Is that an anime romantic moment?
11:54 "Someone stole my body. Can't have sh*t in Detroit."
lmaoooooooooooo
Can't have shit in rattay
lol
Lol dude just discovered you today and you are an instant legend. Hell yeah!
I’ve never even played this game but I love the commentary…. I can’t stop watching and laughing… great content.
“Truly the cheddar knight is a man of honor” *cuts to the next scene of hin robbing and choking a random man in his own home*
“Much like your fathers condom you have failed”
“Strong focus on what I want “
Lol man your references humor is gold.
Man I found your channel randomly and I love it, you are too funny
The knightingale reveal where he comes to work with nothing is my favorite Zanny moment of all time
As a German a little inside: "Verrecke!" basically means "Die!" but in a more disrepectful variant. "Verflucht" is "God dammit!". "Hol's der Teufel!" literally means "The devil shall get it" but I would translate it as "Go to hell!".
And for my fellow Germans: Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Teil des Heiligen Römischen Reiches Deutscher Nation!
Annektiert wie immer!
@@bsivbv1268 Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Kommentarbereich.
Nach so einem Kommentar habe ich gesucht 😄
nein nein nein
I prefer direct translation.
Zanny: *introduces his dog
Everyone: our dog
Yes comrade.
@@TheViking-lh7oy good comrade, with your help you can help me rebuild the Soviet union
I'm binging random Zanny content and I stumbled across the origin of the (consistent) Kirin Commercial Break. What a momentous video this was
i forgot zanny could sing so well, man, i want a whole mix tape of him covering different songs, he's got such an amazing voice
Dark Souls: "I'm a difficult game"
KC lock picking: "That's cute"
Lockpicking is easy and so is Dark Souls
@@quaza2001 Your mom was easy
Ok
@@N5FX no u
@@lkvideos7181 no u
“Helmets are for virgins”
Your pfp though...
💀
Lmao
It's just like david vs goliath david did not need no armour
That's the point, sergeant.
Pat Wilson
I absolutely love this game. Just finished my third complete play through. Really enjoy the fact that so many of the quests are not "go kill somebody". There is plenty of action but also a good dose of non-violent game play.
Biggest complaint? The locking mechanism when you are fighting multiple opponents. Hopefully the studio is busy on KCD2 as we speak and hopefully this aspect of the game will change
Zanny needs to do a follow up with the Women's Lot DLC, specifically in the Madonna of Sasau quest. I expect Johanka giving a run down of the Evening Swan's sins will be interesting.
imagine giving a game 1 star because it’s “too realistic”
it is pretty realistic, zanny steals everything and has a crippling cheese addiction
This game is amazing... Stop.
Simo Klownz I mean this was a joke
Kaboom Luong I would get it but I’m horrendous at these types of games
Lame Duck ur just bad at it😂😂😂😂
"So I got addicted to Kingdom Come"
We all did friend, we all did...
I thought we addicted to his video
fr
Not my case, sadly
I didn’t I deleted it re-downloaded it restarted then got addicted 😂
Not going to lie, I thought it was extremely boring for the first couple of hours but I had a feeling I should probably stick with it and I'm so glad I did. Easily one of the best, most underrated games out there. I enjoyed knowing that it was historically accurate, but that wasn't a major selling point. I genuinely just enjoyed the story, regardless of historical accuracy.
"Truly the cheddar knight is a man of honor...surprisingly these homeless people have good stuff on 'em."
12:08 this was unexpected and impressive.
I’m excited to see more of Kirin
“We will watch your career with great interest”
"helmets are for virgins and IM A CHAD"
truly Zanny is the last Chad in the world
I had to come back to this gem after a year this banger is so good
This was one of my facourite rpgs of all time, I really hope they do a sequel.
"In time of ancient Gods, Warlords and Kings, a land in turmoil cried out for a hero. He was Cheddar, a mighty knight fermented in the heat of battle. The power. The passion. The danger. His courage will change the world."
Zanny: beautifully singing
*HEY SEA OF THIEVES GROUP*
I like the reference to the one game you played once and never again, and yet the reference lives on
The uprise of the Puppybreak. i found it
Zanny: I’m a monk like you guys!
*starts speaking minion*
Zanny: Truly, the Cheddar Knight is a man of honour
*proceeds to steal from homeless people*
I love how most of his mannerisms and reactions are exactly the same as mine while playing this game
9:05 the birth of Puppy breaks