@@TheGreatThicc Alpha Legionnaires are bigger than other astartes and their primarchs are smaller than other primarchs. They are close in height to their astartes this is by the Emperor's design the perfect camouflage legion.
No excuse Lion El Jonson started his childhood in the woods of a Death World with massive Chimera like Chaos Beasts roaming them. Even he has better people skills than Leman Russ XD.
I mean, most of theme could be more expend to shove the stereotypical portrait of primarchs >books red by Magnus are shaping mark of Tzeentch instead of pyramid >Ferrus Manus head falls of at the end but he is still lifting >Sanguinius smiles and shows vampire fangs than akwardly hides them >Fulgrims hide his mirror and pulls Blade of the Laer (shaped in slaanesh shape) etc.
@@RuneMasterKnight Dont get a-head of yourself. Ferrus learned the hard way. Ferrus never approved his Iron Hands to squandering their strength granted by genseed implantation and intended to stop their attitude. Shame Fulgrim killed him before that happened
Sad truth is, there was a prediction that was made before the Hersey. If Horus had won, within 200 years the Imperium would have united against chaos, defeated their forces, sealed the eye of terror, likely made peace with the Eldar, and welcomed a new golden age. All because Horus would ha e felt guilty. Remember he wasn't possessed by demons like many of the other fallen Primarchs, just slightly corrupted. That prediction is why the Aplha legion joined the traitors, they were so loyal to the Imperium, that they realised the only way to save it, was first to destroy it. Now though, who knows were their loyalties lie, they could be good, evil or just playing the universes longest game of tag for all we know. That and it's entirely possible no one in the legion knows who is actually in charge, they are after all, all Alpharius.
The way the Ultramarines run up to Guilliman is similar to how a little kid would run up to Stan Lee asking him to autograph their favorite Spider-Man comic.
@@Grandstoryseeker nope, just means that most people still can't tell the difference between an international Nuclear Disarmament symbol and a car logo
Well in his defense he and his Legion were doing a campaign along with Conrad Curze and the Night Lords one of the most merciless and sadistic Legions at the time so it Vulcan rather give them a pious death rather than suffering a way more painful death in the hands of the Night Lords.
Video: "Sanguinius; The Perfect One." Me: "You better do my precious angel justice, or else... Video: "0:43" Me: *eyes turn into hearts" "He is... so majestic..."
I remember that bricky video about him discussing all the space marine legions and when he got to the Khan and the White scars he called Khan a roast god😂
I am currently reading a book where Mortarion offers to help Ferrus with something. He replies "I don't need help! No one can help me!" Fucking subtle.
@@Matihood1 Most people don't pay attention or have not read Horus Heresy and so don't know the Heresy Era Dark Angels wore black armor and only wore green after the Heresy
10% is equal to "In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world"
@@krzysztofratajski9218 No no no my friend.... You are so kurwa wrong... 10% is safe.. 0.0001% more and its exterminatus.. We have standards in this sector.
Primarch Vulkan, what would you do to Guilliman’s new eldar girlfriend if you were to come back to the modern imperium. Ps. Big fan, heard you give hugs so great they would leave me in a wheelchair.
@@guardsmenedwin6213 If my brother Guilliman is happy then she has my blessing to remain as long as she stays loyal to the Emperium and does not try to corrupt my brother. I would hate to extinguish the flame that warms my brother's heart.
@@wesleybradshaw2609 Sorry if I sound heretic, but at least your brother didnt fall in love with a frikin Dark Eldar! Like to be honest, all eldars are rlly shitty, but WTF! The Dark Eldar are the WORSE!
@@ProjectEkerTest33 later after fire dies Guilaman:....WELL. that escalated. Uh...hey lorgar? We good? I did not mean this to happen Lorgar:.... ... yeah im ok. Gman:ok would it help if me and magnus talked with you? Lorgar:nono im fine. Calth Gman:....i hate myself.
Hehehehehehehahhahahahahaha ok time to yeet you in the warp for knowing what my primarch's shenanigens are *opens up warp and readies to yeet you out* don't worry there is another warp rift going to open just follow the narrow path or you would be molseted by fourteen gay daemon werewolves and you would be warped into a moon in the periphery sector
Accurate for a lot of what he has to do these days in current lore. Dude does not like organized religion but has to put up with a galaxy-spanning megachurch of people calling him the child of God Himself, and he can't argue with them too much without potentially starting a civil war.
@@Zaranell well he doesn't like religion due to his father specifically saying he doesn't wanna be worshiped as a god. What tf do people go ahead and do? Worship him as a god.
@@Zekrom249 he can't unless he wants half of the imperium to split due to how much power the imperium's church holds and the inquistion. Only person who can do anything about this is Big E but he is too busy fighting for his life.
I imagine, when the emperor and all the primarchs are dead, they will be automatically transported to a private purgatory where they are all toddlers and the emperor is a stressed out single father. And remember: if GW copyclaims this, it is canon.
In the Book "Fulgrim", were he gets corrupted, he literaly starts talking to a painting of himself. To be fair a Daemon used it to interact with him, but still.
And yet when the duel between the dark angels and space wolves was hosted on macrage, gulliman was stiff and johnson just walked up and hugged him and made him drop his helmet. That moment always gets a laugh out of me
In most cases he has been pretty grumpy though. Surviving in the woods on your own as a baby on a death world can do that to a guy haha. Very limited people skills, he tries to be chill though, he tries so hard.
He isn't always grumpy he's usually just serious, I think it would have been more accurate to call him the serious one. Also he has quite a few instances of not being "grumpy" the big with Gilluiliman was just one.
Lion ElJohnson is pretty much that one dude who looks perpetually pissed off, but that's just how his face looks and he's actually a pretty nice guy that's just super awkward at doing things.
If I was the Emperor, I’d be proud seeing Magnus at 2:17 - trains and brawn combined in a perfection. It’s a pity that he actually did something wrong.
IIRC Wasn't his screw up because he was trying to warn the Emperor about Horus? And then Horus told Leman Russ that the Emperor wanted Horus dead and Prospero burned?
"The deceiving ones" >Alpharius and Omegon have two Necron Spears Are we SURE the Alpha Legion is not entitled to The Deceiver and just fake being Chaos??
Rogal finish construction Perturabo launched a missle destroying It. Rogal: So u have chosen death. Black Templars:GOGOGOGO! Roboute:Reads codex: It says here brother ur a heretic. Perturabo: Destriys codex: Not anymore... Nearby Smurfs: Gasps >:-O
I mean what do you get when one of your son's is the Literal god of siege warfare and the other is the God of building fortress. They'r bound to be rival's.
The odd thing is that they were supposedly equally good both on the attack and on the defence when it came to sieges, Dorn just had better principles he stuck to while Perturabo was more 'win at any cost'.
Magnus the Red looks like the kind of guy you want to have a sit down and chat with. Jaghatai Khan is the one you would find at race tracks, all over the galaxy. (Nice Horsepower sound right there) Lorgar... that's too much fan-boy right there. And would someone, PLEASE, give Mortarion a bath.
Can't wait for the year Alpharius and Omegon to be the main topic of the year, and in warhammer conventions or comicon everyone dresses up as Alpharius/Omegon armor and when the interview dude shows up and ask who they are all cosplaying everyone just goes in sync: "I am Alpharius"
I don’t know about the other ones but Rogal is right, though you missed adding razor wire, artillery, trenches, gun lines, bunkers, and others but I’ll let you go on a mulligan
@@Outside85 They don't suffer from the Red Thirst or Black Rage; they also have an abnormally active Psychic gene. Current speculation says they're a Loyalist descendent of the Thousand Sons legion (I know at least one person put forth an argument and evidence for them being Loyalist Word Bearers successors).
Amazing!
10/10 content
Got Rogal dorn spot on
@@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind sir permission to go back in time and warn you of hours
@@helsingS_ don't worry my child all is going as planned. Your time will come.
@@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind and what would that be
The way the Ultramarines run up to Guilliman like children kills me.
His face says it all.
"Yes, I believe that Roboute Guilliman uses a stylus."says Kor Phaeron. "He writes; A lot of words , as I have been told"
Size matches.
That was the best one lol got me laughing that one did. Their glee is palpable even through power armor
That one had me dead
>Alpharius Omegon were just two midgets in one armor
I want to believe
I can believe since they're supposed to be the around the same height as a regular astartes.
@@vegasanders7788 same height as a large astartes maybe, but a regular one?
They might have been the midgets of the group but they were still big.
I was really hoping that would be the case
@@TheGreatThicc Alpha Legionnaires are bigger than other astartes and their primarchs are smaller than other primarchs. They are close in height to their astartes this is by the Emperor's design the perfect camouflage legion.
I mean they are the shortest of the primarchs. But I wouldn't believe they were THAT short!
I love how even the nerdiest of primarchs, Magnus-the-totally-innocent, is still ripped to the point of absurdity.
I mean Magnus can shapeshift, right?
He can essentially appear anyway he wants
Magnus-the-kind-of-innocent*
@@S3verusMyG magnus-is-a-dick-but-he-aint-guilty
@@S3verusMyG -but-not-really*
I blame Erebus.
Here's a Shenninagan:
Roboute: Wanna see something funny Lorgar?
Lorgar: Sure
*Monarchia burns*
Lorgar: Pretty funny bro. Hey watch this.
*Calth burns*
Tyranids: [throws hive at Macragge]
Roboutte: *Shocked Pikachu Face*
Russ : You see Prospero ?
Magnus : No
Russ : Indeed
Cadian Shock Troopers: "Want to see what of our Planet is left?"
Deathkorps of Krieg: * gas mask noises *
Top 10 pranks gone violent!
Continuing Original Shenanigan:
Vulkan: BROTHAS! WATCH THIS!
*Vulkan suddenly bursts into flames*
2:20: 1284 tomes later and Magnus still can't find that cookie recipe he saw once
1284 tomes later and magnus still can’t find who asked
(not about you btw)
Because Leman Russ burnt it out of spite
Probably unrelated, but...
LOOKATTHISCOOKIEIFOUND! :D
@@deadweightnero1284 tomes later and Magnus still can't find some bitches
"Look at this cookie I found..."
~Evil Choas Man 42,000
"What is with your manners? Were you raised by wolves or something?"
Leman Russ: " *YES* "
No excuse Lion El Jonson started his childhood in the woods of a Death World with massive Chimera like Chaos Beasts roaming them. Even he has better people skills than Leman Russ XD.
HAVE YE NO WULVES!
You need to spend more time being raised by wolves
because wolves are STRONK
funny thing is, the Horus Heresy books clearly states, that his wolfbehavior is completly fake :D
@@Hecubart
lionel:" Stop acting retarded"
Leman: " After you stop acting autistic. Wait you're not acting are you?"
" >:[ "
" :D "
Honestly, Lorgar having a full body Pillow of the Emperor wouldnt even surprise me
It's so in character. Then the Emperor comes and slaps him on the back of the head, burning the body pillow.
*is everyone oblivious thats CHAOS of course they woulld want the emperor to slap his primarchs*
Tonya Patrick *Loads Bolter*
Yes Grand Inquisitor, this comment is heresy. *PURGE*
ruclips.net/video/sAn7baRbhx4/видео.html
@@carissamace yes we all know that
it would have been hilarious if the emperor just walked up and slapped Lorgar on the head from the back.
Lorgar immediately swaps the Emperor pillow for four chaos cushions
I mean, most of theme could be more expend to shove the stereotypical portrait of primarchs
>books red by Magnus are shaping mark of Tzeentch instead of pyramid
>Ferrus Manus head falls of at the end but he is still lifting
>Sanguinius smiles and shows vampire fangs than akwardly hides them
>Fulgrims hide his mirror and pulls Blade of the Laer (shaped in slaanesh shape)
etc.
I like ya cut g
Giant Rat damn he praying to me. I like ya cut g (powerclaw to the head)
@@luckiller019 slaneesh shape = slaneesh sign ? Or dildo shaped ?
0:00-0:16 and so the Horus Heresy never happened and everyone lived happily ever after the end *Emperor closes book*
But..
@@jadak100 But? BUT?! *BUUUT* ?!?!
You *HERETIC* !
like that'd ever happen
Tzeencht: Hah! As if that will ever happen
.
_Kicks out Magnus the Red’s left eye_
(Somebody once told me~
)
40k universe basically dont exist anymore
Regular Space Marine battlecry : "FOR THE EMPEROR !!!"
Space Wolves battlecry : "I WILL BITE YOUR ANKLES AND PISS ON YOUR FLOOR !!!"
Blood angels: RIP AND EAT!
'Daniel! I told you not to let the Space Wolves in the house!'
@@dungeonsoulsdarkmaster7715 more the Flesh Tearerers
@@dungeonsoulsdarkmaster7715 it's not a secret if you tell people
@@kalebb1226 it is when no one believes you
Magnus is the prime example of “the test is tomorrow” with that pile of books
Except he can ace all the exams easy as pie
NERRRD!!!! no wonder he was bullied by his brothers. who needs books when you can JACK UP on cybernetics? FLESH IS WEAK! WEEEAK! i say.
@@RuneMasterKnight Dont get a-head of yourself. Ferrus learned the hard way.
Ferrus never approved his Iron Hands to squandering their strength granted by genseed implantation and intended to stop their attitude. Shame Fulgrim killed him before that happened
*NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDD*
RuneMasterKnight who needs cybernetics when your dong actually work? Enjoy that erectile dysfunction space marine.
The part where guilliman was sighting his own sons book was actually pretty adorable
He needs to reorganize the imperium and his sons all want his autograph
@@Nostroman_Praetor only his thousand sons,
Wait...
ruclips.net/video/sAn7baRbhx4/видео.html
@@carissamace .... at least it wasn’t a rick roll
The baby smurfs looked so happy.
In the opening we see Horus: The Loyal One
What Horus would have done if he was a wiser man. Remember people, say no to heresy.
🤣
@@voidstrider801 Indeed Lord Inquisitor. Heresy - Not even once.
ironic
Sad truth is, there was a prediction that was made before the Hersey. If Horus had won, within 200 years the Imperium would have united against chaos, defeated their forces, sealed the eye of terror, likely made peace with the Eldar, and welcomed a new golden age. All because Horus would ha e felt guilty. Remember he wasn't possessed by demons like many of the other fallen Primarchs, just slightly corrupted.
That prediction is why the Aplha legion joined the traitors, they were so loyal to the Imperium, that they realised the only way to save it, was first to destroy it. Now though, who knows were their loyalties lie, they could be good, evil or just playing the universes longest game of tag for all we know. That and it's entirely possible no one in the legion knows who is actually in charge, they are after all, all Alpharius.
The fact that Alpharius and Omegon are standing on top of each other in a trench coat killed me.
It wither inplies they the primarch equivilent of dwarves, or that is really big trench coat.
The way the Ultramarines run up to Guilliman is similar to how a little kid would run up to Stan Lee asking him to autograph their favorite Spider-Man comic.
Thats...a good and wholesome representation, thx bro
The lost primarchs be like: Open the door, guys. Dad says we can play with you!
Sorry steps sons but you gotta come home, its late and past your bed times.
You don't exist Malal. Go back to The Retconnian
!!!!HERESY DETECTED!!!!
GET THE FLAMER!!!!!
@@joshuamayne6711 FIX BAYONET!
Emperor of mankind:
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM!
Vulkan - makes a peace symbol...
Then proceeds to beat Eldar children to death with it.
Yeah exept for that's not a peace symbol, its the Mercedes-Benz logo 🤦♂️
Major fail on the animators part
@@snowy_sphinx does that mean that Vulkan plan on crushing the eldar children with a land speeder
I was half expecting him to use it as a brand on some knife eared bastard.
@@Grandstoryseeker nope, just means that most people still can't tell the difference between an international Nuclear Disarmament symbol and a car logo
Well in his defense he and his Legion were doing a campaign along with Conrad Curze and the Night Lords one of the most merciless and sadistic Legions at the time so it Vulcan rather give them a pious death rather than suffering a way more painful death in the hands of the Night Lords.
AT LONG LAST THE SAINT IS BACK, ALL HAIL THE SAINT
BERN IN HOLY FIRE HERUTIC
Yes
What
@@jessicamanns240 saints are literally a thing in the Imperium though?
3:30 - "Shhhh. Be vewy vewy qwiet. I'm hunting Worgar."
I love how Lorgar's shrine to the emporer is a freaking body pillow. Senpai turned him down HARD.
'Son... I do not mind your dedication to our cause... but we need to have a word about the body pillow you have of me.'
"the worst he could say is no"
I'm so glad you captured Robu's constant state of "I don't want to be here anymore"
Well I mean when you've been brought back from the dead in the 40k universe you wouldn't want to be here anymore either
@@frostyfoster7267 I think he would have preferred it if Kitten turned off his life support compared to what happened in canon
Video: "Sanguinius; The Perfect One."
Me: "You better do my precious angel justice, or else...
Video: "0:43"
Me: *eyes turn into hearts" "He is... so majestic..."
Our Glorious Hawkboy.
I expected horus rushing in with his sword.
I’m not a blood angel because of the whole Black Rage thing but! I sure wouldn’t turn down Sanguinius.
@@imperialfist2304 Yeah they have a few drawbacks including the "Red Thrist" but they are a pretty powerful legion.
Hmmm Perfect.... Perfection lies in the hands of Fulgrim!
Using the sound of rotaries to represent the sound of Jaghatai Khan's bike. Is impressive.
comeon now i cant unhear that
Ahhh I see you to are a man of culture...and are now constantly broke
That's not what a rotary sounds like my friend. That's a clear v8
"Jaghatai Khan likes to go fast." -Rogal Dorn
My dude that was not even remotly a rotary
Fun fact: Corvus Corax is literally the scientific name of the Common Raven
edit:
Well, this just got out of hand.
Another fun fact: he got an ability that prevents people from actually understanding he’s standing right beside them.
Blood ravens :0
Ferrus manus literally means iron hands in latin
Nevermore
Fun fact: GW is sometimes very elaborate with their naming schemes and sometimes just simple
I think the Khan would actually enjoy this. He and Sanguinius seem like the only two Primarchs who can laugh at themselves.
Also probably Roberto, he desperately needs needs some humor.
I remember that bricky video about him discussing all the space marine legions and when he got to the Khan and the White scars he called Khan a roast god😂
This feels like the result of watching too much Majorkill and Text To Speech
"And as we all know, angron should have been aborted" gets me every time
So it's pretty much canon...as aussie hentai boi and bruva the remembrancer are pretty much the lore creators of the Memehammer 40k.
@@Wanys123 true
In a nutshell 😅😂
Jens Groen He should’ve been, but Erebus should’ve been double aborted
Just hope Manus doesn't lose his head from all those weights
Someone should really tell him to keep his head in the game
No brains, no gains.
Why do you hurt me
I am currently reading a book where Mortarion offers to help Ferrus with something. He replies "I don't need help! No one can help me!"
Fucking subtle.
Too soon...
1:20
Kitten: DORN what you doing?
Dorn: i fortyfiset your positions.
Kitten: WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY???!!!
Dorn: “Because the best offence is a good defence”
@@LAV-III Ohhhh holy TERRA!!!
JOJO CUSTODES HERE!!!!
@@0Warpsmith Hmmmm hello little kitten, having trouble with your date ??
@@zb33zzn32gv This will be the first and last time I will say this, BUT I'M GLAD YOU ARE HERE !!!
Dorn: "I am the best fortfier in the Galaxy."
Big E: "Damn it Rogal, stop fortifying everything."
Vulkan: "Let us light the forge. Bring in the eldar children."
I don't say that. Makes me sound creepy
@@wesleybradshaw2609 You're not creepy, my Lord. Just like your brother The Lion and his sons never wore black armour >.>
wait did vulkan use that peace sign as a branding tool
Vulkan after beating Eldari with the symbol: "It will keel."
Not drukari...they enjoy pain
I was half expecting Corvus to say "I'm hunting hewetics"
Of course Lorgar has a body pillow of the Emperor.
and it’s standing up
He made it himself.
Primarchs According To The Fandom.
I mean I'm pretty sure angrons was a very faithful rendition lore wise
That still doesn't explain Lion's armor being green as opposed to black.
@@Matihood1 Most people don't pay attention or have not read Horus Heresy and so don't know the Heresy Era Dark Angels wore black armor and only wore green after the Heresy
Pretty accurate to the GW baseline of their characters, actually.
It's true though.
"Lion el'Jonson, our beloved primarch grumpy?"
Shurly thou jests. He always listens to what we say"
-Nemiel
OOF to soon.
dont loose your head over the jest nemiel
Guilliman can read and absorve the contents of books in seconds, so i only wonder how many books magnus have read in 10 thousand years
He's a nightmare to play Trivia Pursuit with.
Probably enough to fill Apocrypha from Skyrim twice over
Inquisition verified the video.
Heresy percent in this one: 10%.
Safe level.
10% heresy is safe to you... BURN THE HERETIC.
@@fryzeec9054 im an Inquisitor from another sector.
10% is equal to "In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world"
@@krzysztofratajski9218 No no no my friend.... You are so kurwa wrong... 10% is safe.. 0.0001% more and its exterminatus.. We have standards in this sector.
You know... They're just running around shooting each other down there... Better lay the Exterminatus...
*ALRIGHT, FIRE*
You seem to be missing 2 [THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN PURGED]
What happened to the missing primarchs?
@@mordechaimandel8118 YOU!
*SHHHHH*
Mordechai Mandel
Provide us with your whereabouts and we shall mail them to you
The Inquisition XX
@@mordechaimandel8118 You've lured them here! Quick! Run!
@@mordechaimandel8118 Malcador, probably.
Vulkan is nice as long as you don't stand between him and any Eldar in the vicinity.
It doesnt matter where they stand while the world is on fire.
Primarch Vulkan, what would you do to Guilliman’s new eldar girlfriend if you were to come back to the modern imperium.
Ps. Big fan, heard you give hugs so great they would leave me in a wheelchair.
@@guardsmenedwin6213 If my brother Guilliman is happy then she has my blessing to remain as long as she stays loyal to the Emperium and does not try to corrupt my brother. I would hate to extinguish the flame that warms my brother's heart.
@@wesleybradshaw2609
Sorry if I sound heretic, but at least your brother didnt fall in love with a frikin Dark Eldar! Like to be honest, all eldars are rlly shitty, but WTF! The Dark Eldar are the WORSE!
@@patcatzgames9792 cheers i'll drink to that bro
2:52
The Emperor At Monarchia: "Hey, you can't do that."
Sends Guilliman to set the pillow on fire
@@ProjectEkerTest33 guilli asks why me Dad why me?
@@generalkenobi5173 Emperor: Because you're a bit of a wimp when it comes to detroying civilisations. Time to toughen you up
Of course he had a body pillow the emperor of course
@@ProjectEkerTest33 later after fire dies
Guilaman:....WELL. that escalated. Uh...hey lorgar? We good? I did not mean this to happen
Lorgar:.... ... yeah im ok.
Gman:ok would it help if me and magnus talked with you?
Lorgar:nono im fine.
Calth
Gman:....i hate myself.
Why is it weirdly wholesome seeing those ultramarines line up for a sign for their codex astartes?
Alpharius and Omegon being to kids in a trenchcoat is so lore accurate and hilarious on so many levels.
Vulkan didn't hug everyone in this but he lives *stomp stomp stomp*
I will not hug you Deamon spawn... But i will appreciate your thought of me from a distance!
@@wesleybradshaw2609 VULKAN LIVES! *STOMP STOMP*
@@lianaeliado corvus corax from afar: DAMNIT!
VULKAN LIVES! *STOMP STOMP*
VULKAN LIVES! STOMP STOMP
I loled so hard at magnus, and remembered his other shenanigans at tts
Hehehehehehehahhahahahahaha ok time to yeet you in the warp for knowing what my primarch's shenanigens are *opens up warp and readies to yeet you out* don't worry there is another warp rift going to open just follow the narrow path or you would be molseted by fourteen gay daemon werewolves and you would be warped into a moon in the periphery sector
Man Roboute looks like he really doesn't want to be there.
There are administrative tasks to be done, and he's wasting his time there signing books.
Accurate for a lot of what he has to do these days in current lore. Dude does not like organized religion but has to put up with a galaxy-spanning megachurch of people calling him the child of God Himself, and he can't argue with them too much without potentially starting a civil war.
@@Zaranell well he doesn't like religion due to his father specifically saying he doesn't wanna be worshiped as a god. What tf do people go ahead and do? Worship him as a god.
@@generalkenobi5173 Surprised he hasn't punched everyone in the face in his father's sted for that.
@@Zekrom249 he can't unless he wants half of the imperium to split due to how much power the imperium's church holds and the inquistion. Only person who can do anything about this is Big E but he is too busy fighting for his life.
I imagine, when the emperor and all the primarchs are dead, they will be automatically transported to a private purgatory where they are all toddlers and the emperor is a stressed out single father.
And remember: if GW copyclaims this, it is canon.
We need a sequel where the Emperor interacts with each of his sons 💀
Dont we all are...
3:05 Codex Astartes names that maneuver Steel Rain.
Brother i am pinned here!
Vulkan. The BFF everyone should strive to be.
*Bone breaking hugs for everyone*
@@wesleybradshaw2609 VULKAN LIVES!!! *Stomp* *Stomp*
I would like to pet this creature!
@@Irmarinen Don't do.that.
It would be a single boob on its noggin
0:09 and all the Imperium's problems were solved.
The Orks, Tyranids, Eldar and pretty much everyone else: hello there
@@Gamerguy826 they can send Bobby G to deal with the Eldar, at least with one of them
@@tellurius4951Let's send Robute Guillermo agains the women and Vulkan for the children.
Fulgrim can see how he takes care of the boys...
The Alpharius/Omegon bit is canon and no-one can change my mind.
What about [REDACTED] ? And you also missed [REDACTED].
No the second one is [DATA EXPUNGED]
[DATA EXPUNGED]
The Inquisition would like to join the chat
I think you really mean-
*BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!*
GUYS YOU SHOULD REALLY STOP NOW BEFORE THEY LAU... *INCOMING CYOCLONIC TORPEDO*
What a unique and messed up family.
Until Horus daddy-issues kicked in.
*pushes up glasses and snorts. Says in annoying voice* Wouldn’t this be 30k?
1:38 Isn’t this a great party, I haven’t seen this much love in the room sense Fulgrim discovered himself
In the Book "Fulgrim", were he gets corrupted, he literaly starts talking to a painting of himself.
To be fair a Daemon used it to interact with him, but still.
I still love the idea that Vulkan was so good at making weapons they had to make him stop because they were all doomsday devices.
1:25 I'm fortifiying this tower
And I shall call this tower... Tower.
Y E S
@@Lugia_Blizz That is an appropriate name brother. It is helpful that the name of the building also describes its function.
Even *I* don't know how to get inside this one!
@@Prich319 I bet it is very strong.
And yet when the duel between the dark angels and space wolves was hosted on macrage, gulliman was stiff and johnson just walked up and hugged him and made him drop his helmet. That moment always gets a laugh out of me
In most cases he has been pretty grumpy though. Surviving in the woods on your own as a baby on a death world can do that to a guy haha. Very limited people skills, he tries to be chill though, he tries so hard.
Oo, what book is that from? I'd love to read it :)
He isn't always grumpy he's usually just serious, I think it would have been more accurate to call him the serious one.
Also he has quite a few instances of not being "grumpy" the big with Gilluiliman was just one.
Lion ElJohnson is pretty much that one dude who looks perpetually pissed off, but that's just how his face looks and he's actually a pretty nice guy that's just super awkward at doing things.
@@LCliffhanger Serious is certainly more accurate I can agree there totally.
0:28 dose leman want a bone, who's a good boy, who's a good boy, yes you are
1:22 that is adorable. Look how proud he is. Almost as cute as a imperial fist centurion.
It's aDORNable
Perturabo: No
2:06 that is cannon how magnus reads books
The emperor's saint has spoiled us with 4 minutes of greatness
1:15 Will he burn another eldar child with that?
Yes
No!
@@wesleybradshaw2609
Well sorry but pple tended to think of that so uhm.....
If I was the Emperor, I’d be proud seeing Magnus at 2:17 - trains and brawn combined in a perfection. It’s a pity that he actually did something wrong.
Yeah and not to mention hes an emperor level psyker
Magnus was, in my opinion, the closest to a mini-emperor, at least in pure, psychic might.
IIRC Wasn't his screw up because he was trying to warn the Emperor about Horus? And then Horus told Leman Russ that the Emperor wanted Horus dead and Prospero burned?
@@datengineer2174 I didn't say he did something wrong intentionally.
my boy is innocent 😭
1:51 Leandros wants every copy of the codex to be signed
Screw Leandros
Rogal Dorn:
I have finished the construction of this tower. I shall call it.....
Tower
Sanguinius: the purest one*
Fulgrim: the perfect one*
Konrad Curze: the creepy one*
Alpharius Omegon: the deceiving one*
"The deceiving ones"
>Alpharius and Omegon have two Necron Spears
Are we SURE the Alpha Legion is not entitled to The Deceiver and just fake being Chaos??
Vulkan "The Nice One"
Literally burned an Eldar child alive, well I mean its the Eldar.
Rogal finish construction
Perturabo launched a missle destroying It.
Rogal: So u have chosen death.
Black Templars:GOGOGOGO!
Roboute:Reads codex: It says here brother ur a heretic.
Perturabo: Destriys codex: Not anymore...
Nearby Smurfs: Gasps >:-O
All inquisitors in a 1000000000000000 meter radius: YOU HERATIC
Cracked me up
3:50
PREPARE TO BE SCARED MY BROTHERS!
Conrad Kurze is like John Cramer from Saw, brutal and crazy
Primarch Vulkan: The nice one
...not to eldar kids hehehehe
I mean what do you get when one of your son's is the Literal god of siege warfare and the other is the God of building fortress. They'r bound to be rival's.
The odd thing is that they were supposedly equally good both on the attack and on the defence when it came to sieges, Dorn just had better principles he stuck to while Perturabo was more 'win at any cost'.
Perturbato wanted to build like Rogal did.but Dad Emperor wouldn't let him.
I haven't seen this much love in a room since Fulgrim discovered himself.
What about second and eleventh?
Emperor/primarchs: we dont talk about them
Me: but-
Emperor/primarchs: WE DONT TALK ABOUT THEM!!!!
Astartes fighting Astartes, this would be unprecedented
@@Ardias59 ....what
@@toaneo0771 warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Lost_Primarchs
All of those books Magnus was reading were just different editions of the Codex Astartes.
Magnus the Red looks like the kind of guy you want to have a sit down and chat with.
Jaghatai Khan is the one you would find at race tracks, all over the galaxy. (Nice Horsepower sound right there)
Lorgar... that's too much fan-boy right there.
And would someone, PLEASE, give Mortarion a bath.
They tried once... the cholera outbreak killed thousands.
This was absolutely brilliant. I swear this channel just keeps producing gold
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those little ultramarines getting their codex's signed made the video for me xD
my messed up head cannon says that lorgar had an emperor body pillow. and he kept it after the heresy and he sleeps with it every night.
3:20 Primach of Death Guard, that why Death Guard always have a bad smell
with the 2 other animations its the holy trinity yay
Guilliman is basically Michael Bluth, the only normal one trying to keep everything together lmao
I love your art style and how you deliver humor without relying on dialogue.
Can't wait for the year Alpharius and Omegon to be the main topic of the year, and in warhammer conventions or comicon everyone dresses up as Alpharius/Omegon armor and when the interview dude shows up and ask who they are all cosplaying everyone just goes in sync: "I am Alpharius"
It would be awesome in deed. It would be perfect if all the Alpharius/Omegon cosplayers were the same height.
Funny kind of fact: Perturabo is almost the same as portuguese/spanish "perturbado", meaning disturbed.
Thats explain a lot
I don’t know about the other ones but Rogal is right, though you missed adding razor wire, artillery, trenches, gun lines, bunkers, and others but I’ll let you go on a mulligan
Don't forget making it all out of gold, like the Imperial Palace That's why the Emperor made him Praetorian of Terra.
@@javierpatag3609 this is why rogal made it and not perturabo
0:30 Why The Wolf Pelt Loincloth Look Like His Peni-💀
0:55 you are weak vulkan, weak
Shut your not face brain ghost ferrus you not friend
No
1:24
"Magic Pain Glove, I have completed the fortification"
1:34
"Magic Pain Glove, I will now embark on a crusade of vengeance"
1:53 killed me
0:40 *inhale* its.... its beautifull. *more inhales* iiiii lllllllove it. *going away* well done
Alpharious Omegon is just two normal guys in a trenchcoat!
Now I want an emporer of mankind body pillow
Wouldn't even be a body pillow, if it's primarch sized it'd be as tall as your house
@@DoctorDJJones Even better
What you didn't get your standard issued body pillow of the Emperor?
All almost perfect, Lion would never kick a watcher, he would kick every Primarch at least once each.
It’s funny that Horus isn’t mentioned, just seen killing something, then refuses to elaborate further.
The one about Leman Russ must have been made by Magnus
Freakin Rogal Dorn with his silly little flag. Love the guy.
Somehow Ferrus Manus pumping "iron" just feels so appropriate ;)
Rumor has it that we had footage of the Primarch for the Blood Ravens.
Rumor also has it that they stole the footage as well.
Aren't they supposed to be one of the successor chapters of the Blood Angels?
@@Outside85 They don't suffer from the Red Thirst or Black Rage; they also have an abnormally active Psychic gene. Current speculation says they're a Loyalist descendent of the Thousand Sons legion (I know at least one person put forth an argument and evidence for them being Loyalist Word Bearers successors).
@@blam320 wait i thought thos cant be cured?
@@jeffthemercenary They can't. Hence why nobody speculates that the Blood Ravens are descended from the Blood Angels.
@@blam320 also if im not wrong Lamenters also had that cured
Horus is so strong his eyes changing direction make wind swirling sounds
Rogal Dorn’s mustache was done correctly... you’ve earned a thumbs up!