I love how the one comic for Nurgle goes from depicting him as a goofy, cartoonish, and lovable squishball, to a horrifying, sentient, and malevolent mass of disease and rot in a split second.
It's accurate, which I can appreciate because it's accurate, but the tone change gave me whiplash*. But it's true to lore for sure. *And not the Slaani kind.
the truly disturbing part for me is that he isn't malevolent. Nurgle truly does love his followers and Isha. The true horror is that he genuinely sees that as a display of his love, and so do his followers.
A bit of Stockholm a bit of the best thing she can do for her people, and enough time to find out Nurgal is just fucked up in the mind but he actually genuine.
The Virgin Word Bearer: "Please possess me daemon! Pretty Please!" Vs The Chad Based and Ironpilled Iron Warrior: "STFU DAEMON AND GET IN THAT MACHINE!!!"
Fun fact : the only time Nurgle himself (not his troops) was absolutely curb stomped in a fight, was when he managed to piss off Gork and Mork at the same, sufficiently for them to make a very temporary truce. So, the best hop for Isha, is that Gork and Mork decide to stop fighting and go save her. OK, she is doomed.
gork and mork are the ork gods who are eternally fighting each other if they stop they curbstomp any entity that tries. including the choas gods at least one on two hence theyve beaten khorne and nurgle personally before in canon. this power and stregth is also why theres no choas orks and why ork souls are etenrally reborn and cant be fed on by demons. as for the comment about the emperor that is the effect his prescene has on choas bursting it into "holyfire" and because time dosent exist stably in the warp. a single moment of the emperor using his full power on one of the choas gods realms is like them being burned alive for thousands of years. it wont end them but it really hurts and isnt pleasant even for beings that normally like pain such as slaanesh. @@valbroderick8156
@@Joseph_Drew_IIIAnd then there's Shegorath in the next house. Laughing at everyone. All while the censored blurb that is the Tyranid hivemind is just raising a bunch of HIGHLY mutated insects.
In the first scene of that one there is five deamons around the iron warrior. Then in the final scene there's four terrified deamons and the engine is bleeding.
I love that it's essential a sitcom where the four (five) chaos gods are living together and have to take care of their current offspring and their new adopted children(legions) while all trying to get along.
Я в своем фанфике Найтикам свое хаотическое недоразумение выдала. 😊 Очень мимишное, заботливое, и... И эта деточка СЛУЧАЙНО украла у Тзинча 15-легион, отжала у Нургла Элиатаду, вместе с Мортарионом и половиной 14-го, востановила тело Императора до исходных базовых настроек (ладно, это было НЕ случайно, просто она так идею Конрада ("Убрать Императора с Золотого трона") себе поняла. И честно доказывала, что она все сделала, как он ей говорил: "Ты ж сам хотел, что б его там больше не было? Ну вот. Он исцелился, встал, и ушел. Трончик теперь - абсолютно свободный, можете занимать...".😊). Еще это ми-ми-ми в полосатых носочках честно пыталось подружиться со Сланешь, а Сланешь бегало от нее кругами по варпу и вопило: " Отвали от меня, неадекватина! " ("Но ты же любишь все нестандартненькое?")😊 Ну, Кхорн пытался выставить эту мелкую балду и... И по итогу был тоже, ЧИСТО СЛУЧАЙНО, едва не забит досмерти калькулятором. 😊 (ну, просто потому, что любые конфликты - это сорры из-за дефицита ресурсов. И если мы все пра-а-а-вильно расчитаем...). 😊. А, и еще, ЧИСТО СЛУЧАЙНО спалили в ноль Камморах у другхари, из-за чего легла в руину Паутина, подружились с некронами, и угробили Великого Пожирателя. А после того, как в процессе поигрулек с тиранидами едва не разнесли в хлам Ультиму, к ним таки прилетел Император, и... Ну, вобщем, Император пришел к выводу, что "это-вот" (разглядывает, держа за рюкзак на спинке 2 пальцами, вертя перед носом) - можно и оставить. Просто для того, что бы богам Хаоса вечность не казалась мьёдом.😊 А Кёрз жил в психушке, и под присмотром.
@@Kira_Novik Truly a fanfiction, 'cause you never steal from Tzeentch, Tzeentch is the one that "historically classify" any object, any building, any culture, any nation, or even your ass in his museum.
Poor Iron Warrior, at least Vashtoor is willing to take care of him. But seeing the four gods scared by the Night Lord his hilarious. Kairos is too cute, more so with two heads. And rip Erebus, jerk deserved to suffer by the hands of the four.
@@markosimunic4770Argel Tal was the only likeable word bearer in existence (even Custodes liked him). To the point, when Kor Phaeron (F*ck him too) and Erebus killed him, and Lorgar got report on that, Lorgar himself wanted both of these two pedo-f*cks dead and told Kharn about it.
@@markosimunic4770not much of a lore junkie but what I know so far. Argel Tal is very close to Kharn almost like a brother to him and well the dummy Erebus killed him. Erebus messed around and found out.
Argal Tal was as close to “Perfect” union of a demon and a human soul in one body as they ever got. So they are mad Erebus broke one of their (presumably) favorite toys.
Khorne: "What's the worst that could happen" Corvus Corax:"LOOOORREEEGAAARRR" Tzeench: "Khorne... if Slaanesh asks... We have no idea where the Word Bearers went." Khorne: "Agreed. Remind me to close the window next time the World Eaters want to have fun."
Nurgle isn’t malicious, more misguided. He believes his plaques are gifts and he spreads them as blessings to his followers. And he does truly love Isha and his followers.
The Night Lords and Iron Warriors really put the renegade into the Chaos faction, so much so they are uncontrollable for everyone. At least until Vashtor was a thing.
Not even Malice will take in the Night Lords...or he enjoys having them terrorize the others. One of the few things that brings him something almost resembling joy.
Thinking about it, Mick didn‘t make a story with Khorne being the MC yet. We got multiple with slaneesh, stories like Tzeentch‘s fountain experiment and nurgles „relationship“ with Isha Unless I missed sth. ofc.
I look at the Isha meme of her not being able to be saved from Nurgle and then it immediately pisses me off that the one person that can is Kaldor Draigo
i love how tzeentch unlike the outhers doesnt have a cute design and is still has eldrich has the original. He has nothing to hide unlike the outhers 7:23
A weeks ago I found out about Malice, the not really cannon chaos god, and now when I see this comic I can't help but think about him in this setting, probably because I want to him interpreted by others, I wanna see how other people see him.
@@nigredoooalgown6245 Yeah I know Malal isn't. But they made Malice in his place! And he's on the edge of not really and kinda cannon, so the maker of the comic could make one where Malice is living with them, and they just flat out forgot. . . and he gets f*&#ing pissed about it. cause you know.
@@ShawndaPrawnnah, he’s the sibling that is supposed to be there too, they even have an empty room for him, but he keeps trying to kick them out and take the house as his own, while his legion sacrifices millions of people to help him in this process
dont get me wrong but Tzeench is probably the best to follow, he activly rewards you for attempting to find ways to free yourself, and punishes you for doing what he wants
He also loves just trolling the shit out of people and might give you the wrong spell on purpose so you nuke yourself. None of the chaos gods care for their toys except for Nurgle and Khorne… in the way a manifestation of rage and bloodshed can be nice. All of them would choose new champions on a whim, often times for their own amusement lmao. Slaanesh is the worst with this, she’ll actively give up on her own ideas half way through if she gets bored
Has anyone realized that Nurgle has a wedding ring and a tattoo of her name of Ishas name? The video is of 9 minutes long Tzeentch and he was just talking about the number 9 being the best Also Khorne are you OK? You have a Lotta swords in your back do you want help to pull them out?
It’s impressive to see how in all these comics THE MAN EMPEROR OF MANKIND Hasn’t Shown up or been referenced . Where could he be and what could he be doing?
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas I thought he was having a picnic with the people he tolerate and love. Like malcador The hero, The perpetual’s Vulcan The star child is ghost parents and the captain General.
I just love that the artist went canon route where Leman Russ seeks the the Tree of life, but he must seek out Isha first for the tree XD BUT LEMAN IS EITHER DRUNK OR LOST IN THE VOID!
So the girl Nurgle has chained in his room is Isha the Aeldari goddess of a couple of things. Just to describe how sad this character is, if you look her up one of the first things that is said about her is that the best thing to happen to her is that she didn't die when slaanesh was made, and that's slenish basically turned them into a sex toy.
CRIMENES REALIZADOS korne: Asalto a mano armada, sin armada y un nuevo tipo de asalto creado por el. Tseench: Lavado de dinero a mano. Nurle: Tráfico ilegal de enfermedades exóticas ??? Slanesh: *MUCHO TEXTO*
@@valenking4862 No lo sé. Las informacion de Slanesh y en general de los otros 3 es rara. Unos dicen que Slanesh es muy buena, Korne es muy malo y los otros dos son muy listos, pero luego otro dice que Korne es muy bueno Slanesh es el anticristo y los otros dos son himbeciles. Me entiendes no ???
I will never really understand the people who think that Nurgle and Isha have "twoo wuv" and those people make me want to vomit. They sicken me. Weird horror moment in the middle of chibi cute Chaos, too. It was accurate, at least. The cute stuff is fun to watch, though.
The Drukhari comic and the one panel of Legion Picking 2 (with Slaani about to put a marine in a pink dress) just shows how much of a sadist Slaanesh is. I love it. Also is the Great Game just the chaos gods playing Warhammer 40k?
You're welcome! Now I only need this one to pop off, so Mick is motivated to make another bunch of them so I can use the SECOND pic I commissioned from him.
I don't know why, but I FUCKIN ADORE the concept of tiny night lords. Tiny Astartes in general are cute, but Night Lords are like the MEANEST chihuahua.
1:41 I love the predator trakc you used for that cuase it fits with the night lords as a legion and the fact this guy has a bone claw that looks a lot similar to the predator wrist blade makes it so much better
This kinda reminds me of Overlord in a way. We see through the villain’s perspective seeing them as the good guys, but through everyone else’s perspectives they are the true monsters. Fun
World Eater Captain Jimonius Ross: “Erebus has Skane on the Ropes! This Pit Has never seen such wanto-“ *Glass shatters and stone cold steve austins theme plays as Kharn walks down the ramp* Word Eater Captain Jerrianus Lawler: "IT'S HIM, THE BODT RATTLESNAKE! THE BIONIC BLOODTAKER! THE TOUGHEST SOB IN WE (world eater) HISTORY!!!" *Kharn puts Erebus in a VICIOUS stunner to the crowds delight* World Eater Captain Jimonius Ross: "BAH KHAWN!!! BAH KHAWN!!! KHAWN AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!" *Kharn jumps up on the ropes and holds out his hand. A blood pack flies out the crowd and he opens it on his helmet and armour*
Nurgle can be Avery sadistic, he makes a creature that literally has the personality of a puppy dog, filled with hundreds of disgusting diseases, and is basically so innocent it doesn’t realize the thing it was “playing with” was dead.
Things that could happen in the future: 1. They get stalked / harassed by Malal, or maybe he just throws eggs at their windows or rings their doorbell and leaves burning poop on the porch. 2. The emperor becomes their neighbor
7:39. Behold! On a dark warp highway Immaterium flowing through my hair Warm smell of Promethium, rising up through the ship In the distance... I saw a shimmering World The Astropath fell asleep and the navigator fainted, we had to stop for the night There they stood in the doorway, I heard the plague bell I remember thinking to myself this could be the realm of the emperor or chaos Then they lit a warp flame and they showed me the way There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say "Welcome to the Chaos House Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the Chaos House Any time of year (any time of year) You can find it here They promise power, wealth, health, and pleasure They've got a lot little demon things, whom they call children How they all play in the courtyard, sweet daemon energy some play to remember, some play to forget So I called up the Daemon Prince, "Please bring me my Amasec" Fulgrim replied, "We haven't had that spirit here since the 40th millenium" And still, those voices are calling from far away Wake you up in the middle of the night just to hear them say "Welcome to the Chaos House Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the Chaos House Any time of year (any time of year) You can find it here Chaos energy all around, the corrupted people jumbling around The corrupted said, "We are all just prisoners here of our own device" And in the God's chambers, they gathered for the feast They stab it with their cursed bodies, but they just can't kill the beast Last thing I remember, I was running for the Warp portal I had to find the passage back to the place I was before "Relax, " said the Necron, "We are programmed to receive You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave" "Welcome to the Chaos House Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the Chaos House Any time of year (any time of year) You can find it here
This comic is exactly how nurgle sees himself, honestly from what i have learned Nurgle isnt a bad guy, he thinks he is doing good when its the opposite
the only reason Warhammer can be so Grimdark is cause Isha, the only character who shows any sign of Noblebright behaviour, is locked in Nurgle's basement and is about as likely to get out as the Eldar are to get any significant lore update
I love how the one comic for Nurgle goes from depicting him as a goofy, cartoonish, and lovable squishball, to a horrifying, sentient, and malevolent mass of disease and rot in a split second.
It's accurate, which I can appreciate because it's accurate, but the tone change gave me whiplash*. But it's true to lore for sure.
*And not the Slaani kind.
@@Nyctophora I think the tone change helps enhance the disgust and evil nature of the chaos god.
i agree with you, Nurgle is probably the most downplayed chaos god in the franchise
the truly disturbing part for me is that he isn't malevolent. Nurgle truly does love his followers and Isha. The true horror is that he genuinely sees that as a display of his love, and so do his followers.
As he should.
I didn’t think Nurgle could be more terrifying and that love comic proved me wrong
It’s a misconception that Isha is trapped just watch the tts series it’s more accurate about that
A bit of Stockholm a bit of the best thing she can do for her people, and enough time to find out Nurgal is just fucked up in the mind but he actually genuine.
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@@carrierofplagues Doesnt Nurgle still force-feed her disease against her will?
@@brandonlyon730 diseases are different to gods for them a disease is a tasty soup (not canon)
The Virgin Word Bearer: "Please possess me daemon! Pretty Please!"
Vs
The Chad Based and Ironpilled Iron Warrior: "STFU DAEMON AND GET IN THAT MACHINE!!!"
GET IN THE BOX
“I took your ‘primordial truth’ and shoved it in a lightbulb
@XtreemAlan "how does it feel to see your God turned into a toaster"
"Demon, get in the robot"
@@invurret9533necrons: pretty based
Erebus: *exists*
"BY KHORNE HERE COMES KHÂRN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!"
AS THE EMPEROR AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!
Nurgle's got a pot brewing *just for HIM.*
FROM THE TOP ROPE
Fun fact : the only time Nurgle himself (not his troops) was absolutely curb stomped in a fight, was when he managed to piss off Gork and Mork at the same, sufficiently for them to make a very temporary truce. So, the best hop for Isha, is that Gork and Mork decide to stop fighting and go save her.
OK, she is doomed.
I need to know more about this curb stomp
@@bernardobarrientos4007 I can only imagine it was a two Ork WAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH that could destroy entire systems.
well that and when the emperor showed up and set his realm on fire…..eternally
There is so much to unpack both in this comment, and in the replies. I want to learn more, so could someone explain in a bit more detail? Please?
gork and mork are the ork gods who are eternally fighting each other if they stop they curbstomp any entity that tries.
including the choas gods at least one on two hence theyve beaten khorne and nurgle personally before in canon.
this power and stregth is also why theres no choas orks and why ork souls are etenrally reborn and cant be fed on by demons.
as for the comment about the emperor that is the effect his prescene has on choas bursting it into "holyfire" and because time dosent exist stably in the warp.
a single moment of the emperor using his full power on one of the choas gods realms is like them being burned alive for thousands of years.
it wont end them but it really hurts and isnt pleasant even for beings that normally like pain such as slaanesh.
@@valbroderick8156
I just finished binge watching if the emperor had a text to speech devise, and it’s weird to hear different voices for the gods.
I get that! They had some damn fine voices there as well.
*F YOU TZEENCH...YOU'RE A NERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreasYou did a good job too. And now you are the first to do the new God.
Just as planned
Idk tzeentch spounds the same
I love the idea that the nightlords are like those giant flying cockroaches that jump at you when you get near them to the chaos gods
Love that the Alpharius was missing and they needed a cutout to replace him
Or maybe it was Gim disquised as a cut out! You never know
I want to see the Emperor move in next door, which of course would result in a beautiful "friendship" that last FOREVER.....
And then of course there’s those two guys across the street who never stop arguing with eachother
@@Joseph_Drew_IIImork and gork
@@coltonshortell8075IZ GORK AN MORK UMIE
@@Joseph_Drew_IIIAnd then there's Shegorath in the next house. Laughing at everyone.
All while the censored blurb that is the Tyranid hivemind is just raising a bunch of HIGHLY mutated insects.
“The Anathema set my garden on fire!”
Ok but the tiny iron warrior and Vashtor is adorable
It is, wholesome moment.
Finally the iron warriors got the love they so desperately wanted from their father
In the first scene of that one there is five deamons around the iron warrior. Then in the final scene there's four terrified deamons and the engine is bleeding.
Who is Vashtor?
@@BlackBurn-c8x A demigod/greater daemon of chaos undivided who represents progress, technology, and industry.
I love that it's essential a sitcom where the four (five) chaos gods are living together and have to take care of their current offspring and their new adopted children(legions) while all trying to get along.
The Nightlords are the 6th chaos god
Я в своем фанфике Найтикам свое хаотическое недоразумение выдала. 😊 Очень мимишное, заботливое, и... И эта деточка СЛУЧАЙНО украла у Тзинча 15-легион, отжала у Нургла Элиатаду, вместе с Мортарионом и половиной 14-го, востановила тело Императора до исходных базовых настроек (ладно, это было НЕ случайно, просто она так идею Конрада ("Убрать Императора с Золотого трона") себе поняла. И честно доказывала, что она все сделала, как он ей говорил: "Ты ж сам хотел, что б его там больше не было? Ну вот. Он исцелился, встал, и ушел. Трончик теперь - абсолютно свободный, можете занимать...".😊). Еще это ми-ми-ми в полосатых носочках честно пыталось подружиться со Сланешь, а Сланешь бегало от нее кругами по варпу и вопило: " Отвали от меня, неадекватина! " ("Но ты же любишь все нестандартненькое?")😊 Ну, Кхорн пытался выставить эту мелкую балду и... И по итогу был тоже, ЧИСТО СЛУЧАЙНО, едва не забит досмерти калькулятором. 😊 (ну, просто потому, что любые конфликты - это сорры из-за дефицита ресурсов. И если мы все пра-а-а-вильно расчитаем...). 😊. А, и еще, ЧИСТО СЛУЧАЙНО спалили в ноль Камморах у другхари, из-за чего легла в руину Паутина, подружились с некронами, и угробили Великого Пожирателя. А после того, как в процессе поигрулек с тиранидами едва не разнесли в хлам Ультиму, к ним таки прилетел Император, и... Ну, вобщем, Император пришел к выводу, что "это-вот" (разглядывает, держа за рюкзак на спинке 2 пальцами, вертя перед носом) - можно и оставить. Просто для того, что бы богам Хаоса вечность не казалась мьёдом.😊 А Кёрз жил в психушке, и под присмотром.
А главное - в отдельной материумной складке из которой он сам - не вылезет. 😊
Welcome to the chaos house (how the gods present them selves)
You can never leave (how the gods are)
@@Kira_Novik Truly a fanfiction, 'cause you never steal from Tzeentch, Tzeentch is the one that "historically classify" any object, any building, any culture, any nation, or even your ass in his museum.
Poor Iron Warrior, at least Vashtoor is willing to take care of him.
But seeing the four gods scared by the Night Lord his hilarious.
Kairos is too cute, more so with two heads.
And rip Erebus, jerk deserved to suffer by the hands of the four.
Hear hear for that last one!
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas Can someone explain to me who Argel Tal was and why it made the four angry at erebus for killing him?
@@markosimunic4770Argel Tal was the only likeable word bearer in existence (even Custodes liked him). To the point, when Kor Phaeron (F*ck him too) and Erebus killed him, and Lorgar got report on that, Lorgar himself wanted both of these two pedo-f*cks dead and told Kharn about it.
@@markosimunic4770not much of a lore junkie but what I know so far.
Argel Tal is very close to Kharn almost like a brother to him and well the dummy Erebus killed him.
Erebus messed around and found out.
Argal Tal was as close to “Perfect” union of a demon and a human soul in one body as they ever got. So they are mad Erebus broke one of their (presumably) favorite toys.
The Cute little Iron Warrior scaring everyone off by building a V-8 Combustion Engine out of thin air is what I needed in my life to keep going.
If you count the daemons, it's 5 when Vashtor welcomed him to his new home, and four when he came back 😉
Look at the color schemes. That's not any old engine, that's a *DEMON ENGINE.*
Nurgle is such a gentleman serving soup to his wife.
👀
Such a kind Chaos God.
Truly he is beneficent.
@@KnightofEkron "benevolent"
as yes he is the most benevolent of the chaos gods
Papa Nurgle loves all after all
I love how Khorne is just a silhouette.
Awww uncle Vashtor taking in the iron warrior was adorable
Slaani still cute.
Also poor Isha. I hope Lemon Rust and Tangerine rescue her eventually
Whose “Tangerine” supposed to be?
@@zacharyhansen9103A wizard never reveals his secrets
@@Flannel-Channel8837can confirm that we never do that.
@@zacharyhansen9103HE WILL PROVIDE THE HANS AND BANISH ALL THE LOW QUALITY RAZORS FROM OLTHE REALMS
@@zacharyhansen9103*have you ever eating a tanguerine?*
I love how in "Welcome to the chaos house" you can see Skarbrand's axe in Khorne's back in the shot looking out.
Khorne: "What's the worst that could happen"
Corvus Corax:"LOOOORREEEGAAARRR"
Tzeench: "Khorne... if Slaanesh asks... We have no idea where the Word Bearers went."
Khorne: "Agreed. Remind me to close the window next time the World Eaters want to have fun."
Such a good comment
“The secret ingredient is love”. Make me vomit every time. Well done.
Cheers! Best compliment a VA can get!
Wait, ... Oh f-
You need a hospital if you hurl whenever a comic like that is near you.
It really does show the disgustingly true, malicious nature of Nurgle, even though the rest of the chaos gods are as malicious as Nurgle.
Nurgle isn’t malicious, more misguided. He believes his plaques are gifts and he spreads them as blessings to his followers. And he does truly love Isha and his followers.
A chaos god? Misguided? Even as a filthy xenos enjoyer I must scream: inquisitor this one!!!
The Night Lords and Iron Warriors really put the renegade into the Chaos faction, so much so they are uncontrollable for everyone. At least until Vashtor was a thing.
I don’t think he’s controlling them I think they just like him
@@anthonyramirez9925 it's Chaos, you can never tell how much freedom they actually have
The iron warriors not caring about anything else other than building things it the most accurate scene ever lol
Slaansh forcing the dark eldar to help the poor is jusy lovely XD
I like how khorne has coat on 24/7 except when he's working out
Another batch of wholesome yet horrifying comics.
Honestly, If for whatever reason I end up in the Chaos House, I am running straight to Khorne's room.
GAINZ
I’m going to where they keep all their chaos space marines and I will steal all of them and leave
Tzeentch for me, sure I might lose my marbles but the inside must look cool.
Less likely to rip your limbs off if you look like a wimp
Best gym bro
Not even Malice will take in the Night Lords...or he enjoys having them terrorize the others.
One of the few things that brings him something almost resembling joy.
I mean papa Nurgle may be sometimes over affectionate, but as creepy (for someone) , as it may look, he genuinely loves us.
Found the plague marine!
A devil rewards you with hell... Genuine toxic love.
So when did you start beating your wife?
yo
Shut up typhus
Thinking about it, Mick didn‘t make a story with Khorne being the MC yet.
We got multiple with slaneesh, stories like Tzeentch‘s fountain experiment and nurgles „relationship“ with Isha
Unless I missed sth. ofc.
You can definitely campaign for it though!
I just imagine a more bloody version of the Boy Scouts going to camp to Armagedon
1:10- is that the Tyranid- OH it's Voidy!
for yall wondering the guy who saved the gray dude in legions 2 is Vashtor The Arcifain
Correct!
Slaanesh arm-wrestling Khorne and getting yeeted makes me smile.
3:17 You had NO RIGHT to wack my eyes with male slanesh like that (my heart danm near skipped a beat)
SO CLOSE
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas speaking of what's the uncensored one? fem slaan?
I look at the Isha meme of her not being able to be saved from Nurgle and then it immediately pisses me off that the one person that can is Kaldor Draigo
i love how tzeentch unlike the outhers doesnt have a cute design and is still has eldrich has the original. He has nothing to hide unlike the outhers 7:23
Our favourite mollusk
Khorne just lost his shadow filters in my opinion
Which is ironic, since he's the god of hiding things.
Isha is like gonna be gossiping to her eldar worshipers how pathetic her husband is right after hes away
Never thought I'd want to cuddle an Iron Warrior.
2:37 always remember, Nurgle is the most benevolent chaos god.
But he is no less a chaos god.
Nurgle: "The secret ingredient is love"
Me: "Hello my nightmares for the next month how ya doing"
Nurgle: Tries to be a good guy
Reality: Is literally killing her for all eternity
Nurgle: She’s fiiiiiiine
On the bright side, with each disease he tests on her, she is able to send out a cure to the mortal plane to fight against it
If he believes you’re fine you are
A weeks ago I found out about Malice, the not really cannon chaos god, and now when I see this comic I can't help but think about him in this setting, probably because I want to him interpreted by others, I wanna see how other people see him.
The Sons of Malice are cannon, and they serve the Chaos God Malice.
Malal on the other hand isn't owned by GW.
@@nigredoooalgown6245 Yeah I know Malal isn't. But they made Malice in his place! And he's on the edge of not really and kinda cannon, so the maker of the comic could make one where Malice is living with them, and they just flat out forgot. . . and he gets f*&#ing pissed about it. cause you know.
He’d probably be the unlikeable next door neighbour.
@@ShawndaPrawnnah, he’s the sibling that is supposed to be there too, they even have an empty room for him, but he keeps trying to kick them out and take the house as his own, while his legion sacrifices millions of people to help him in this process
I like how the alpha legion is just a piece of cardboard... Totally on point
5:34 - "BECAUSE I LOVE SEGGS!!" Lmao
dont get me wrong but Tzeench is probably the best to follow, he activly rewards you for attempting to find ways to free yourself, and punishes you for doing what he wants
Thats only with Ahriman though I think
He also loves just trolling the shit out of people and might give you the wrong spell on purpose so you nuke yourself. None of the chaos gods care for their toys except for Nurgle and Khorne… in the way a manifestation of rage and bloodshed can be nice. All of them would choose new champions on a whim, often times for their own amusement lmao. Slaanesh is the worst with this, she’ll actively give up on her own ideas half way through if she gets bored
in the words of Mr Bones 40K:
"i wish isha was dead...i bet Isha wishes Isha was dead too-"
Has anyone realized that Nurgle has a wedding ring and a tattoo of her name of Ishas name?
The video is of 9 minutes long Tzeentch and he was just talking about the number 9 being the best
Also Khorne are you OK? You have a Lotta swords in your back do you want help to pull them out?
It’s impressive to see how in all these comics THE MAN EMPEROR OF MANKIND Hasn’t Shown up or been referenced .
Where could he be and what could he be doing?
Digging a tunnel to blow up the house
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas I thought he was having a picnic with the people he tolerate and love. Like malcador The hero, The perpetual’s
Vulcan The star child is ghost parents and the captain General.
@@andreabloomfield4974can’t forget the Damned Legion, his Daemons of Order.
7:35 Is that the f-ing MASTER SWORD?!
MAYBE
I hope somebody rescues Isha soon, I don’t think she can hold on much longer
Malice has been outside the Chaos House the entire time trying to burn it down but continuously failing
0:48 I was 100% expecting trazyn to swoop in and Necroball it into the museum
Heheh
I just love that the artist went canon route where Leman Russ seeks the the Tree of life, but he must seek out Isha first for the tree XD
BUT LEMAN IS EITHER DRUNK OR LOST IN THE VOID!
So the girl Nurgle has chained in his room is Isha the Aeldari goddess of a couple of things. Just to describe how sad this character is, if you look her up one of the first things that is said about her is that the best thing to happen to her is that she didn't die when slaanesh was made, and that's slenish basically turned them into a sex toy.
LIKE FR?!?!!?!?
vashtorr adopting the iron warriors is really sweet honestly
CRIMENES REALIZADOS
korne: Asalto a mano armada, sin armada y un nuevo tipo de asalto creado por el.
Tseench: Lavado de dinero a mano.
Nurle: Tráfico ilegal de enfermedades exóticas ???
Slanesh: *MUCHO TEXTO*
No es:
"MUCHO SE-"
@@valenking4862 No lo sé.
Las informacion de Slanesh y en general de los otros 3 es rara. Unos dicen que Slanesh es muy buena, Korne es muy malo y los otros dos son muy listos, pero luego otro dice que Korne es muy bueno Slanesh es el anticristo y los otros dos son himbeciles.
Me entiendes no ???
Gorko: Matar a Morko
Morko: Matar a Gorko
Dios Maquina: Pirateria
Emperador: Todo
I like that at 7:31 of the video you can see that on Nurgle’s shoulder there is a tatoeage that says ❤Isha
That last comic is unironically the story of Slaaneshmas in TTS
I will never really understand the people who think that Nurgle and Isha have "twoo wuv" and those people make me want to vomit. They sicken me. Weird horror moment in the middle of chibi cute Chaos, too. It was accurate, at least.
The cute stuff is fun to watch, though.
from how nurgle see it it might be but I think it's closer to misery or fatal attraction style of "love"
The Drukhari comic and the one panel of Legion Picking 2 (with Slaani about to put a marine in a pink dress) just shows how much of a sadist Slaanesh is. I love it.
Also is the Great Game just the chaos gods playing Warhammer 40k?
Hah, that would be amazing!
Ah, love these. Chucklefucks. Putting (mostly) them all in one place is appreciated.
You're welcome! Now I only need this one to pop off, so Mick is motivated to make another bunch of them so I can use the SECOND pic I commissioned from him.
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas hah, Well then let's all hope this kicks him into gear. You've got good pipes for this.
An ork and a Bar of soap is all people need to defeat nurgle, and I may not elaborate
when you hear the tune of the mighty poop, you already know the autor is about to hit the 40s
I AM NOT! I AM STILL YOUNG!
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreasreally cause it sounds like 20 year old bones popping like popcorn
@@MTF.TAU5..Bob. noooooooooo
Somebody call the grey knights we have some serious heretic on our hands
:D
I don't know why, but I FUCKIN ADORE the concept of tiny night lords. Tiny Astartes in general are cute, but Night Lords are like the MEANEST chihuahua.
I never thought I would use the words "cute" and "Iron Warrior" in the same sentence but here we are.
1:41 I love the predator trakc you used for that cuase it fits with the night lords as a legion and the fact this guy has a bone claw that looks a lot similar to the predator wrist blade makes it so much better
My vocal chords thank you
I don’t even know the lore about these guys and i already feel like I’ve learned a lot from this
Thank you Vashtorr for taking care of my favorite tiny chaos marine!
This kinda reminds me of Overlord in a way. We see through the villain’s perspective seeing them as the good guys, but through everyone else’s perspectives they are the true monsters. Fun
World Eater Captain Jimonius Ross: “Erebus has Skane on the Ropes! This Pit Has never seen such wanto-“
*Glass shatters and stone cold steve austins theme plays as Kharn walks down the ramp*
Word Eater Captain Jerrianus Lawler: "IT'S HIM, THE BODT RATTLESNAKE! THE BIONIC BLOODTAKER! THE TOUGHEST SOB IN WE (world eater) HISTORY!!!"
*Kharn puts Erebus in a VICIOUS stunner to the crowds delight*
World Eater Captain Jimonius Ross: "BAH KHAWN!!! BAH KHAWN!!! KHAWN AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!"
*Kharn jumps up on the ropes and holds out his hand. A blood pack flies out the crowd and he opens it on his helmet and armour*
I am seeing this happen!
Incredible. At some point I even almost dropped my hatred for chaos. Then I got remembered of Isha.
I love how it’s both a cute comic about the Chaos gods but it also reminds you of how truly horrifying the four can be
2:43: Nergalicious
Night lords being too scary for the chaos gods
so that's why the Iron Warriors like stuffing daemons in little metal boxes
2:58 Corax my beloved berd primarch
Nurgle can be Avery sadistic, he makes a creature that literally has the personality of a puppy dog, filled with hundreds of disgusting diseases, and is basically so innocent it doesn’t realize the thing it was “playing with” was dead.
Night lord:WE ARE OUR CHAOS GOD.
Things that could happen in the future:
1. They get stalked / harassed by Malal, or maybe he just throws eggs at their windows or rings their doorbell and leaves burning poop on the porch.
2. The emperor becomes their neighbor
I'd love that latter one!
Those two ideas are not mutually exclusive.
"This feels like a propaganda" - the mutherfucking emperor of mankind -
I like to imagin Malice is the one guy who’s just never there because he’s done with everyone’s bs
I love these so much! The perfect mix of funny, cute, and horrifying. ❤
7:39. Behold!
On a dark warp highway
Immaterium flowing through my hair
Warm smell of Promethium, rising up through the ship
In the distance... I saw a shimmering World
The Astropath fell asleep and the navigator fainted, we had to stop for the night
There they stood in the doorway, I heard the plague bell
I remember thinking to myself this could be the realm of the emperor or chaos
Then they lit a warp flame and they showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say
"Welcome to the Chaos House
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Chaos House
Any time of year (any time of year)
You can find it here
They promise power, wealth, health, and pleasure
They've got a lot little demon things, whom they call children
How they all play in the courtyard, sweet daemon energy
some play to remember, some play to forget
So I called up the Daemon Prince, "Please bring me my Amasec"
Fulgrim replied, "We haven't had that spirit here since the 40th millenium"
And still, those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night just to hear them say
"Welcome to the Chaos House
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Chaos House
Any time of year (any time of year)
You can find it here
Chaos energy all around, the corrupted people jumbling around
The corrupted said, "We are all just prisoners here of our own device"
And in the God's chambers, they gathered for the feast
They stab it with their cursed bodies, but they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember, I was running for the Warp portal
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
"Relax, " said the Necron, "We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave"
"Welcome to the Chaos House
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Chaos House
Any time of year (any time of year)
You can find it here
I feel like the Night Lords are a mix of Slaanesh’s messed up ways and Khorne’s violence.
Remember. Isha loves wolves, vulkan lives, and there are no wolves in fenris...
Vashtorrs voice omfg its so unnerving i love it, its a perfect voice for him
Cheers!
This comic is exactly how nurgle sees himself, honestly from what i have learned Nurgle isnt a bad guy, he thinks he is doing good when its the opposite
Corvus Corax seeing a Word Bearer: KAW KAW MF!
Game Over
The great mighty poo music for Nurgle had me rolling lol
MY LITTLE SLAANESH CANT BE THIS CUTE.
NO, SERIOUSLY, IT IS EXTREMELY HERETICAL.
Maybe a fun fact, or theory, but I think Chaotic Voices, well, voices Slany. It’s a little heretical if I say so myself.
6:53 Slaanesh adding STDs into Nurgle's brew 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This puts a spin on isha and nurgle's relationship
Ah yes. Konrad, the neverchosen.
Excellent as always!
6:55 LOL The princess
the only reason Warhammer can be so Grimdark is cause Isha, the only character who shows any sign of Noblebright behaviour, is locked in Nurgle's basement and is about as likely to get out as the Eldar are to get any significant lore update
Dad come pick me up I’m scared
He's getting milk
8:41 oh no scout 😢
I just realized that you can see Isha in the bottom right corner at 6:53
Nurgle’s testing out his brews on her.
isha isnt really in a bad condition. Since shes the goddess of life she can just heal herself and then send the cure for each disease to the eldar.
True true, still makes for a compelling horror story tho