also, considering it is coming from an Iron Warrior, it is mighty high praise indeed considering they were the space marine legion equivalent of Kreigers
“Who scratched my hanger!!??” From a person who has met warehouse managers and maintenance workers.. they are to be feared. Never piss off a maintenance guy. He will put what you desperately need as the last thing he does.
thats not the maintenance guy, thats Lotara Sarrin, a normal human who earned the respect of Angron (one of the emperor's sons) and was given command of his capital ship, Angron viewed her and Karn the Betrayer as his most trusted lieutenants. She famously spit on a space marine who had gone rogue and put a gun to her head.
@@jeremygeller9145 she did not only spit on him, she shot Delvarus(okay the Las-Pistol did only scratch his armour, but he lost mad cred with the legion)
Don't you mean LORD COMISSAR Hugh Mann, hero of Cadia and protector of Mars? And one of the most respected comissars in all the Imperial Guard, even feared by the Inquisition?
@@1-800-PlsAdoptMe pretty much, but you forgot that he wrote a book named "the Waag and the Glory, by Hugh Mann" in which he explains how the speed and the use of precise force makes the diference
If Iron Warriors didn't go Chaos they would be best friends with the Kriegers. Anytime the two groups would be deployed on the same battlefield they'd run to hug each other XD
If Iron Warriors had stayed loyal, or Krieg turned traitor, they would be unstoppable (not to mention best of friends, as unlikely as either is to show emotion)
Iron Warriors after slaughtering a Kreig regiment "Pathetic Corpse-Worshi...." "Brother Regiul?" "Brother Sttrun, gaze upon this network of trenches. The ingenuity and craftsmanship is...remarkable. Not a single shovel scoop out of formation." "Regiul, why do you always feel the need to....are those concussive dampening angles?" "And the rockcrete support structures are so dense and well formed!"
"But... there weren't any sons of Dorn in the lines. There aren't even any reports of them being in this sector, let alone this planet." "Could... could it have been the guardsmen?" "What? Guardsmen having the drive and energy, not to mention the time, to set up such an elaborate trench is unfeasible." Kriegsman tunnels through a nearby wall, shovel in hand. "There we go! Trenches 14-B and 27-D are connected and ready for reinforc-..." Kriegsman and CSM staring at each other. "MEN OF KRIEG! TO ARMS! THE ENEMY IS UPON US!" charges Iron Warriors with his shovel. "Sniff..." "Brother Regiul?" "It's just... so beautiful!"
Sttrun:.....i know we hate the emporor and all but.....*actually claps non sarcasticly* bravo, aparently SOME corpse worshipers know there shit. Regiul:....did we just get happy for a minute? Sttrun:...i guess we did?
Teradhig: BROTHERS ANOTHER 3 TRENCH LINES HAVE BEEN REPORTED PAST HERE IT SEEMS THEY ADOPTED A DEFENCE IN DEPTH Sttrun: ……..I’m half tempted to try capture a few of them just to compare methods as these trenches outclass some of our neophytes attempts Regiul: I’d say you’ve gone soft brother but those pill boxes are actually making me question why we aren’t using the same design Sttrun: ………..tell the others it’s simply to torture the corpse worshipers and not to actually have an actually intelligent conversation on trench warfare from a non iron warrior Regiul: that was even up for debate
@@Mono-gb4hh later Perturabo,depressed:ok why the fuck did you call me here magnus? Magnus:you know how your a coniseur of trenches? Perturabo:...yeah? What of it Magnus:*shows* Perty:*cue jaw drop and dropping forgebreaker* holy.....fucking shit....its.... incredible....simple in its form but....majestic.... *Crying tears of joy for the 1st time in years* Magnus:....uh... Perturabo:dont. Fucking ruin the moment. Just look. Magnus:i...allright fine. Sttrun:uhhhhh Perturabo:..... Regiul:.... Teradhig:....so uh....were currently interogating the corpse lovers to know how to do this Perturabo:.......i have never been so proud.....is this what happiness feels like? Magnus:...yeah.
It's gotta be frustrating to be perfectionist builders on the side of Chaos. Mote of energy floats by, bam, your perfect arch support has tentacles now and is structurally compromised.
Being attacked by an Ork armored column: *screaming* Being attacked by an Ork armored column that is playing the march of the British grenadiers: *confused screaming*
I like to imagine that sounds like a bunch of Guardsmen doing a sort of half-hearted screaming like they are unsure if they are supposed to be afraid or not.
I feel like a suitably strong human could actually lead an Ork WAAAGH if they were determined. The Orks don't really care who you are as long as you fight good, and act orky
In order ta become da warchief, da humie gotz ta crump da current warchief, and dez no ways a humie is crumpin da warchief. Unlessin da humie does it proper Mork like an gitz da chief with some cunnin brutality. But in a straight crumpin, da chief wins. An even den, da humie gotz ta crump every boy dat also wants ta be warchief, and da only way ta beat cunnin brutality is brutal cunnin. Da humie would probly be done in by a proper Gorkin.
2:28 Poor Guardsman, he should go to a therapist and sort out his problems. Mr. Perfect Cell: "Oh please, there isn't a shrink qualified enough to deal with that hot mess!" Alucard: "But I am!"
@@olidavies3892 I feel like that’s worse imagine having the sheer massive adamantiam balls to tell a world eater with the butchers nails that his mother was a whore and he should go to his room utill otherwise stated
Nurgle, literally two seconds later: "WHERE DO THEY KEEP GETTING SHOVELS?! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" Mortarion: "Typhus you backstabbing idiot! I told you attempting to corrupt these freaks was a bad idea! Now look! The Krieg are destroying Grandfather Nurgle's domain alongside my Father, and we're all going to die for it!" Typhus: "In my defense, I thought the whole shovel-melee thing was just a joke."
@@muttproductions2536 everybody gangsta till the kriegbois start digging trenches through nurgle's garden and popping out the incendiary shells for their earthshakers
As said before, the fists love wartime construction. The iron prefer general construction and innovation. That's why Rogal was big E's go-to for building fortifications. Not because he was better at building, but because it was his and his sons' preferred specialty. The Iron Warriors couldn't avoid the warfront, though. And the only option left in their skill category was siege construction. So that's what they did. A better use of their skills would have been working with the Ultramarines to build proper infrastructure and civilization across the expanding imperium. However, Big E was never the one for that type of thinking. The Primarch's mother was the one who mainly thought that way, more long term organization and stable. Everything would have been a lot better for the imperium if she waited 2-3 years and talked things out with Big E about her opinions and issues with how he was doing things, instead of selling their children to the chaos gods and ruining humanity's development cycle.
@@ThehandleSigmawasstolenfromme The boys have Dantioch's Mask on their shoulders. I thought they were the Sons of Dantioch now under the Ultramarine's banner.
2:22 i now understand why waking a dreadnought that has been slumbering for a thousand years is better than waiting a literal eternity for mechanicum customer support 😦
@1:45 Rogue Trader: Into the Storm, Page 66. Gives a quote from a Sanctioned Ork serving the Imperium of Man. "OI! Lissen ta me wen I’z talkin’ to ya! We’z gonna go on ‘dere ship, we’z gonna smash it up an’ kill anyfing dat gets in our way, an’ den we’z gonna get back on da boat an’ go home. Dat’ll show ‘em. Do you lot of ‘umie runts unnastand dat? Good. Now, wiv me: WAAAGH!" - sanctioned Ork, briefing a human boarding party.
So we have a weird boi who joined the imperium. Hey If he's focusing that ork violence towards his own kind and chaos and praises the emporerer. Why not.
Part of the Imperium's new "Imperial Recruits" from various Xenos races. Granted, so far we've only had recruits from the Eldar and T'au (Water Caste recruits make for great supply officers, btw), but this Ork was a true lad to the end, even if we were quite surprised. At least the Power of Belief still worked for us, so here's hoping he's not the only one to join. -Ave Deus Imperator
Lamenters:*confused screaming and crying* Ultramarine:....uhm. ....are you ok? Lamenter:no.... because weve never had a perfect mission before.... Ultramarine:what are you-Oh. .....uhm. do you guys wanna chill in ultramar awhile? ....you guys seem like you need a lot of stress relief. ....and a therapist i think.
I like to think the ork that join the imperial guard was meant to join the ork army but forgot where the plant was and somehow got conscripted in the imperial guard while the human takes his place and become a ork war boss
even 38 thousand years in the future the saying still holds true, even for the super warriors of the imperium: "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"
I always imagine an army spotting a group of Kriegsman out in the open and trying to get the drop on them but the second they get over there they already dug a trench and are getting the firing squad
If enough of them believed, probably. After all, they make guns that by all rights should explode, work normally every day. And I'm not sure Ork bullets _even have_ propellant in them, yet those work. They _can_ demonstrably affect physical change purely through belief.
Funny shit Trazyn:lets see and....wait. ....where is the krork. .......oh no. *Scrambles to call* Orikan:mmmyello? Trazyn:orikan its me code:waghh escapee! Orikan:....give me 5 hours. And get your ass into gear! To be continued
Knowing krieg they would likely drink trench water because they would think something like "We dont deserve water from the Emperor because of our betrayal"
"nice trench" is definitely one of the nicest compliments you can give to DK
thanks you
They do make the best trenches
Game recognises game.
also, considering it is coming from an Iron Warrior, it is mighty high praise indeed considering they were the space marine legion equivalent of Kreigers
Still more proof that if the Iron Warriors stayed loyal, they and the Death Korps of Krieg would have formed the ultimate Guardsmen/Astartes team.
The bloodravens meeting trazyn were lucky. He could have said: "Nyd swarm in a tessaract prison, I choose you!"
Oh no
He got the infinite masterball and all wild pokemon are shiny hax
Trazyn's Lucky, The Blood Ravens would have countered with "Mindshackle Scarabs"- Wait a minute.....
But that's the brilliant part: That would require Trazyn to *give something away.*
@@firetarrasque4667 Trading a ultra common like a Nyd Swarm for something rare like this?
Oh, he is known to do that!
Lamenters - "Why...why is nothing bad happening?"
My poor sweet taxi boys...I love them so....
"taxi boys" Oh god I can't unsee this now.
Its because they had the blue berries there
my first and fav army i am painthing the checkerboasrds rn
Agreed
@@josephzark6232 plot armor too strong
3:31 Simple, the Ultramarines luck is countering the Lamenters bad luck.
lol
I guess cuz there is way more of them it cancels out
Fun fact their plot armor come from orc stupidity
Clover and Qrow in a nutshell
Because orks think blue is a lucky color think about it
“Who scratched my hanger!!??”
From a person who has met warehouse managers and maintenance workers.. they are to be feared. Never piss off a maintenance guy. He will put what you desperately need as the last thing he does.
Especially a insane adeptus mechanicus who have no regard to human life
thats not the maintenance guy, thats Lotara Sarrin, a normal human who earned the respect of Angron (one of the emperor's sons) and was given command of his capital ship, Angron viewed her and Karn the Betrayer as his most trusted lieutenants. She famously spit on a space marine who had gone rogue and put a gun to her head.
@@jeremygeller9145 correction: she either grounded a space marine or sent him to time out
@@jeremygeller9145 To wit:
Angron: "How's my ship doing?"
Lotara: "You mean MY ship and we're doing just fine."
That's a canon exchange.
@@jeremygeller9145 she did not only spit on him, she shot Delvarus(okay the Las-Pistol did only scratch his armour, but he lost mad cred with the legion)
That poor world eater at the end...
Lotara Sarin is the only person who even the chaos gods fear.
Lotara Sarin, captain of the World Eaters Flagship and bootie clapper of disrespectful world eaters xD
@@AnikaJarlsdottr Didn't she pimp slap a World Eater captain for being a moron once?
I wonder what's she's doing in the current lore.
@@strenifstrecs2551 she didnt just slap him, she full on popped a few rounds off his helmet for leaving his post to go look for glory!
@@Hyena776595 And they say there arn't any great female characters in 40k lore.
@@Hyena776595 She even Corrected Chaos Angron, that it Wasn't His Ship, it was Her Ship. And he fucking apologized.
1:55 Hugh Mann, one of the most decorated war veteran in the Imperial Guard
That's COLONEL Hugh Mann to you!
Don't you mean LORD COMISSAR Hugh Mann, hero of Cadia and protector of Mars? And one of the most respected comissars in all the Imperial Guard, even feared by the Inquisition?
@@cedricallman9733 don’t you mean Lord general Hugh Mann? who’s tactical brilliance has never lost him a single battle?
@@1-800-PlsAdoptMe pretty much, but you forgot that he wrote a book named "the Waag and the Glory, by Hugh Mann" in which he explains how the speed and the use of precise force makes the diference
@@Del_S but he pronounces it CO-LO-NEL
0:56 Iron Warrior and Kriegsman: "MOOD KINDRED!"
If Iron Warriors didn't go Chaos they would be best friends with the Kriegers. Anytime the two groups would be deployed on the same battlefield they'd run to hug each other XD
@@HubiKoshi then proceed to charge with bolters and shovels, and bayonets of course
@@teacfowler6824 Happy Times all around
Thumbs up nice, calm, friendly, the shovel on the other hand... run.
If Iron Warriors had stayed loyal, or Krieg turned traitor, they would be unstoppable (not to mention best of friends, as unlikely as either is to show emotion)
Iron Warriors after slaughtering a Kreig regiment
"Pathetic Corpse-Worshi...."
"Brother Regiul?"
"Brother Sttrun, gaze upon this network of trenches. The ingenuity and craftsmanship is...remarkable. Not a single shovel scoop out of formation."
"Regiul, why do you always feel the need to....are those concussive dampening angles?"
"And the rockcrete support structures are so dense and well formed!"
"But... there weren't any sons of Dorn in the lines. There aren't even any reports of them being in this sector, let alone this planet."
"Could... could it have been the guardsmen?"
"What? Guardsmen having the drive and energy, not to mention the time, to set up such an elaborate trench is unfeasible."
Kriegsman tunnels through a nearby wall, shovel in hand.
"There we go! Trenches 14-B and 27-D are connected and ready for reinforc-..."
Kriegsman and CSM staring at each other.
"MEN OF KRIEG! TO ARMS! THE ENEMY IS UPON US!" charges Iron Warriors with his shovel.
"Sniff..."
"Brother Regiul?"
"It's just... so beautiful!"
Sttrun:.....i know we hate the emporor and all but.....*actually claps non sarcasticly* bravo, aparently SOME corpse worshipers know there shit.
Regiul:....did we just get happy for a minute?
Sttrun:...i guess we did?
Teradhig: BROTHERS ANOTHER 3 TRENCH LINES HAVE BEEN REPORTED PAST HERE IT SEEMS THEY ADOPTED A DEFENCE IN DEPTH
Sttrun: ……..I’m half tempted to try capture a few of them just to compare methods as these trenches outclass some of our neophytes attempts
Regiul: I’d say you’ve gone soft brother but those pill boxes are actually making me question why we aren’t using the same design
Sttrun: ………..tell the others it’s simply to torture the corpse worshipers and not to actually have an actually intelligent conversation on trench warfare from a non iron warrior
Regiul: that was even up for debate
@@Mono-gb4hh later
Perturabo,depressed:ok why the fuck did you call me here magnus?
Magnus:you know how your a coniseur of trenches?
Perturabo:...yeah? What of it
Magnus:*shows*
Perty:*cue jaw drop and dropping forgebreaker* holy.....fucking shit....its.... incredible....simple in its form but....majestic.... *Crying tears of joy for the 1st time in years*
Magnus:....uh...
Perturabo:dont. Fucking ruin the moment. Just look.
Magnus:i...allright fine.
Sttrun:uhhhhh
Perturabo:.....
Regiul:....
Teradhig:....so uh....were currently interogating the corpse lovers to know how to do this
Perturabo:.......i have never been so proud.....is this what happiness feels like?
Magnus:...yeah.
It's gotta be frustrating to be perfectionist builders on the side of Chaos. Mote of energy floats by, bam, your perfect arch support has tentacles now and is structurally compromised.
Being attacked by an Ork armored column: *screaming*
Being attacked by an Ork armored column that is playing the march of the British grenadiers: *confused screaming*
I like to imagine that sounds like a bunch of Guardsmen doing a sort of half-hearted screaming like they are unsure if they are supposed to be afraid or not.
@@frostbyte2384 Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh?
2:46 Orks tapping into their Krork heritage of sophistication and grace.
British ork 'umie
Soon they will becone the British Ork Empire, lead by King Kreorge the Fifth, and the ones that return arts and literature to the galaxy, by force.
Truly the finest of St Orkiana Orks College!
@@cedricallman9733 the Ork will never never never be slaves
@@snifey7694 they couldn't ever be.
You know for how the orks are presented I can actually see a human infiltrating and becoming a War Chief 🤣🤣
And becoming a chief advisor to Ghazgkull himself.
DIGGANOBS
I feel like a suitably strong human could actually lead an Ork WAAAGH if they were determined. The Orks don't really care who you are as long as you fight good, and act orky
In order ta become da warchief, da humie gotz ta crump da current warchief, and dez no ways a humie is crumpin da warchief.
Unlessin da humie does it proper Mork like an gitz da chief with some cunnin brutality.
But in a straight crumpin, da chief wins.
An even den, da humie gotz ta crump every boy dat also wants ta be warchief, and da only way ta beat cunnin brutality is brutal cunnin. Da humie would probly be done in by a proper Gorkin.
@@wardenpetrI feel like that's what valkans been doing he ticks all the box's big green fighty
For those who are curious the tune playing in the "psych-ork-logical warfare" dub is from the song "British grenadiers"
Honestly who doesn’t recognise that song
@@monticore1626 it's from hearts of stone
Girls und panzer 40 k crossover!
2:28 Poor Guardsman, he should go to a therapist and sort out his problems.
Mr. Perfect Cell: "Oh please, there isn't a shrink qualified enough to deal with that hot mess!"
Alucard: "But I am!"
know Therapy in 40K is basically get shot in head, right? know never mind it be a mercy in that universe.
I got that Hellsing Abridged reference
Such a *perfect* reference
TFS Alucard probably would be a good tier therapist after all that time
The Necrons sounding like Skeletor is just genius and hilarious.
It's internet law that all skeleton themed characters must sound like skeletors relatives.
@@FeedMeChaos1 fair enough
Imagine sans and papyrus being necrons
"Brother, I have fallen"
to a fucking Dark Angel
2:12 . . . I feel kind of proud for the guy. He made something out of the situation.
3:55 Lotarra Sarin is Nettled.
Super Nettled.
...considering she once one-shot a fully armoured World Eater with a FREAKING LAS PISTOL, I'd be scared too.
Mate she didn’t kill the fucker. She just shot him in the dome then sent him to his room and he actually fucking did
@@olidavies3892 I feel like that’s worse imagine having the sheer massive adamantiam balls to tell a world eater with the butchers nails that his mother was a whore and he should go to his room utill otherwise stated
Even the most violent astartes, the World Eaters, know that she is the only thing that an Astartes should fear, and with reason
@@yanisbaker881 the fact she sasses angron on the regular makes it so much better
1:36 Nurgle: "Yes, soon Krieg will fall to my loving embrace!"
We come from a world with nothing but radiation. This is nothing to us.
@@daskriegsman7013 free chemotherapy
Nurgle, literally two seconds later: "WHERE DO THEY KEEP GETTING SHOVELS?! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"
Mortarion: "Typhus you backstabbing idiot! I told you attempting to corrupt these freaks was a bad idea! Now look! The Krieg are destroying Grandfather Nurgle's domain alongside my Father, and we're all going to die for it!"
Typhus: "In my defense, I thought the whole shovel-melee thing was just a joke."
@@muttproductions2536 everybody gangsta till the kriegbois start digging trenches through nurgle's garden and popping out the incendiary shells for their earthshakers
@@Sarindanvelor all while the God Emperor of Mankind leads them
WHO SCRATCHED IT
me:points at all the chaos gods
Chaos gods:(dies)
Instakill hack confirmed
"And you, WHY DO YOU KEEP EATING?!"
"Because I'm Brad Pitt Trazyn, and a person eating is commonly seen as calm and chill."
If Kreig guardman and the Iron warrior were not enemies. I could see both faction's being friends over their love of siege warfare .
Iron warriors do not even seems to love it. They very bitterly do it.
Their true love is building and making machines.
As said before, the fists love wartime construction. The iron prefer general construction and innovation.
That's why Rogal was big E's go-to for building fortifications. Not because he was better at building, but because it was his and his sons' preferred specialty.
The Iron Warriors couldn't avoid the warfront, though. And the only option left in their skill category was siege construction. So that's what they did.
A better use of their skills would have been working with the Ultramarines to build proper infrastructure and civilization across the expanding imperium.
However, Big E was never the one for that type of thinking. The Primarch's mother was the one who mainly thought that way, more long term organization and stable.
Everything would have been a lot better for the imperium if she waited 2-3 years and talked things out with Big E about her opinions and issues with how he was doing things, instead of selling their children to the chaos gods and ruining humanity's development cycle.
Ever wonder why World Eaters are so eager to get planetside? It's not the butcher's nails, it's to get away from Lotara Sarrin
Well no: one tried that and got sent to his room.
@quinnhasse9170 that room being the air lock
@@WE_DONT_LIE nope, she actually GROUNDED an astartes!.
@@quinnhasse9170 i was making a joke saying she ejected him into space
@@WE_DONT_LIE it was in bad taste
I love how skeleton or Skelton like creatures HAVE to sound like Skeletor in some fashion
Yeah I'd rather take a troll through Commorragh than deal with an angry Lotarra....
Through me in the eye of terror to fight off warp spawn .but sending me to meet her..
I'll shoot my self
1:57 - a Chaos Marine saying "nani" gotta be the cutest thing in the grimdark universe ever
The Ork-Imperial guardsman mess-up is hilarious
FOR DA EMPRHA!!!
Trazyn is metal skeletor and I love it.
Lamenter: "Why is nothing bad happening?"
The Ultramarine's good luck cancelled out your bad luck
4:47 ; a Space Shark appears behind the Raven Guard.
*silence*
Raven Guard : "You win, later."
Night Lord: "HA I WIN!"
Space Shark: *...*
Alpha legionnaire: ...
The space sharks just sing the jaws theme and *dare* anyone to spot them
Assassin :...
"WHO SCRATCHED MY HANGAR??"
Lotara said calmly
Voice acting is grear lol i especially love how boney you made the necrons lol
0:45 a friendly exchange between two masters of stealth and ambush tactics
2:53
Oh no, they're British. They got a colonization buff.
OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT!!!
Krieg and the Iron Warriors
Aren't the Silver Skulls Loyalist Iron Warriors?
@@moodyfingers7301 Nah, they're a successor chapter of the Ultramarines
@@ThehandleSigmawasstolenfromme The boys have Dantioch's Mask on their shoulders. I thought they were the Sons of Dantioch now under the Ultramarine's banner.
@@moodyfingers7301 Honestly, I was just going off the Wh40k wiki. I could easily be wrong
The ending was great I love the fact that the world eaters scratched her hangar Bay
2:00 The story of the first Digganobz
The serfs learned that day that they had a sacred duty to put the 'Caution Wet Floor' signs up whenever they mop
2:22 i now understand why waking a dreadnought that has been slumbering for a thousand years is better than waiting a literal eternity for mechanicum customer support 😦
1:56 I have been fantasizing this type of ork since I started caring about the lore of 40K
You should read Deffwotch. It's a bunch of Orks running around pretending to be a Deathwatch Kill Team.
Fanfic, but still really funny.
3:47 Yes everyone should fear the Inquisition
Even if they do more heresy than literally anyone else in the Imperium at a daily basis
Cool collection. Thank you.
I’m getting some serious “The All Guardsmen Party” vibes from a bunch of these, especially that last one
I kinda want to see an ork version of Downton Abbey or something else British now.
Good to see the emergency induction ports being used!
Holding the line is giving me some Virmire flashbacks.
We do not talk about virmire
@@Tired-Merc as the arty ghsg wax stuck supporting the kreig a.d cursed to only work for them while dlmd hod surviving agreed
BUT...!
@1:45 Rogue Trader: Into the Storm, Page 66. Gives a quote from a Sanctioned Ork serving the Imperium of Man.
"OI! Lissen ta me wen I’z talkin’ to ya! We’z gonna go on ‘dere ship, we’z gonna smash it up an’ kill anyfing dat gets in our way, an’ den we’z gonna get back on da boat an’ go home. Dat’ll show ‘em. Do you lot of ‘umie runts unnastand dat? Good. Now, wiv me: WAAAGH!" - sanctioned Ork, briefing a human boarding party.
I love the idea that Trazyn sounds like Papyrus!
So we have a weird boi who joined the imperium. Hey If he's focusing that ork violence towards his own kind and chaos and praises the emporerer. Why not.
Part of the Imperium's new "Imperial Recruits" from various Xenos races. Granted, so far we've only had recruits from the Eldar and T'au (Water Caste recruits make for great supply officers, btw), but this Ork was a true lad to the end, even if we were quite surprised. At least the Power of Belief still worked for us, so here's hoping he's not the only one to join.
-Ave Deus Imperator
I like how this is feeling more like asdf now
Lamenters:*confused screaming and crying*
Ultramarine:....uhm. ....are you ok?
Lamenter:no.... because weve never had a perfect mission before....
Ultramarine:what are you-Oh. .....uhm. do you guys wanna chill in ultramar awhile? ....you guys seem like you need a lot of stress relief. ....and a therapist i think.
I wonder what the "ork" warboss and the guards"man" would react that they both took each other's place and how their chain's of command would do
Laughed so hard, thank you so much for this. I've well it's been a rough last few months. This has helped me forget the stuff I need too.
You know something wrong when the world eaters are running away in fear
I like to think the ork that join the imperial guard was meant to join the ork army but forgot where the plant was and somehow got conscripted in the imperial guard while the human takes his place and become a ork war boss
Damn administratum, blame them!
I was convinced that the woman at the end was going to say, "Who left up the toilet seat!!!!"
( 2:40 ) god that got me I love it
That tea must be truly the best tea in the galaxy
Therapist: Imperial Orks aren't real, they cannot harm you
Imperial Ork: 1:55
Trazyn is Metallic Papyrus from Undertale, change my mind.
As a fan of the Kriegsman, it's wholesome someone appreciates their work effort.
I laughed so hard at the orks acting like classy British people
even 38 thousand years in the future the saying still holds true, even for the super warriors of the imperium: "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"
1:12 payday razermind
*Space marine assault in progress*
When your duty is to be a spy but all the factions have a powerfull indoctrinament 1:50
Ork Guardsman's a genius. That way he gets to fight Orks instead of 'umies, AND he's the toughest guy on his team so he gets to do all the melee.
I always imagine an army spotting a group of Kriegsman out in the open and trying to get the drop on them but the second they get over there they already dug a trench and are getting the firing squad
Kriegsman...inheritors of the....eeeemmmeeeerrrrgggeeeenccccyyyy induction port.
My new headcanon now is that all necrons sound like skeletor
1:57 if enough orcs believe it then would they actually become an orc/inherit characteristics of the orcs?
If enough of them believed, probably. After all, they make guns that by all rights should explode, work normally every day. And I'm not sure Ork bullets _even have_ propellant in them, yet those work. They _can_ demonstrably affect physical change purely through belief.
We all know in the next assault the DK soldier will melee that chaos marine to death
He does have his shovel handy, after all.
Funny shit
Trazyn:lets see and....wait. ....where is the krork. .......oh no. *Scrambles to call*
Orikan:mmmyello?
Trazyn:orikan its me code:waghh escapee!
Orikan:....give me 5 hours. And get your ass into gear!
To be continued
The fallen angel one has me laughing pretty good!
Yeah, that's a _really_ triggering word for the Dark Angels.
I think the voice of Lotara Sarin should have been louder and angrier, but still fantastic job with these dubs!
Orks+British grenadiers makes me cry tears of joy
(Orkz use Psych-ork-logical warfare)
Guardsmen: “the fuck they doin over der?”
(IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE)
That Krieger definitely brought that thumb down on a detonator.
Like I always say
The good luck of the Ultramarines and the bad luck of the lamenters cancel each other out
The one ork loyal to the emperor is just gold
Things not to say to a Dark Angel: "I've fallen."
Your Trazyn sounds like skeletor and now I can’t unhear it.
A Necron eating? So this is Flayer Trazyn...
there are a bunch of chaos and xeno forces wondering why a phone booth is so important
So basically Lotara is the fiercest among all WE troop? 😂
I never thought the Girls und panzer rendition of the British Grenadiers would ever be used for anything related to Warhammer 40k.
Fear of Lotara is the beginning of wisdom
Anything with trazyn and kreigsman are great
3:39 Sanguine: My poor sons
I don’t know about you boys but this tea is absolutely daka
In the end, even gene seeds couldn’t remove the male primordial fear of angry women
2:44 the orks were civilize like a bri'ish ☕🇬🇧....and of course the tea must be 'cellent.
The Lamenters should be permanently attached to the Ultramarines, so the blueberry plot armor can override their unluckiness
1:36 Behold: The most disgusting slurp, ever.
I feel like some people have successfully tricked the orks that they are orks and just became orks
Knowing krieg they would likely drink trench water because they would think something like "We dont deserve water from the Emperor because of our betrayal"
The only voice I hear in my head whenever a nekron is speaking is Skeletor's
1:36 Kriegsman: One with the emperor, one with the trench.
God I love the embarrassment of riches we get in this fandom, great comics and often they’re getting voiced too.
0:23 and how are you eating, you dont have a mout
Oh my God I love the last clip at the end of it because that is so true
More time it passes the more i wonder if the real primarch of the blood ravens is Trazyn, it would just make sense