4:10 Custodian: "Uhhh.... the last name or the first name?" Man: "Both, of course. Hence, full name." Custodian: "No, I mean my first full name or my last full name?"
@@Chadow-ranger That’s the point. Names have power in 40K. If a daemon knows your full name it can use that against you: so Custodes have names so long it’d take years to pronounce them, so that the daemon either never learns the full name or can never use it in battle. They typically just go by their first two or three for convenience.
Two seconds after 4:12, a spongebob transition of "2 years later" shows a dusty servo-skull as the Custodian finally gets to the last five lines of titles
@@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 I honestly feel like that would have been _more_ respectful, bc at least he gets an honorific that acknowledges the status imbalance between them. But I'm not Rob. 😉
"Children? There were no children." of course there weren't the salamanders and iron hands evacuated all them after all... But I could have sworn there were more adults? What happened to them?
1:05 Neat notation of Custodes keeping their many names on the insides of their armor. Also, a Custode with a Scottish accent? Would pay good money to hear his battlecries when solo'ing a Greater Daemon!
5:20 when the table top makes custodes look bad thats only cause the emporer told them to go easy on the enemy after all they were just children playing war
0:13 I am common Sense man and you are the very first space Marine that actually used his conscious that is not and plus you used a tall is I declare you the most ethnically valued space Marine beer have an ethical really really need more people like you in this galaxy
Its a crossover from the Madagascar movie where Alex is running after Marty in what looks like the joy of seeing your friend safe, to the rage and attempted ass-kicking of a friend that pissed you off. Down to the acronym that spells out "OH SHIT!", but with tax nerd speak instead of a kids movie
Love the subtle touch of the Fabstodes theme song playing during the Trayzyn heist
4:10
Custodian: "Uhhh.... the last name or the first name?"
Man: "Both, of course. Hence, full name."
Custodian: "No, I mean my first full name or my last full name?"
Those names are way to long
custodian: were gonna need a lot more paper
@@spacecorpse3212Good thing he wasn't a Custodes Dreadnought. Otherwise there would be a shortage of paper on 16 different planets
@@Chadow-ranger That’s the point. Names have power in 40K. If a daemon knows your full name it can use that against you: so Custodes have names so long it’d take years to pronounce them, so that the daemon either never learns the full name or can never use it in battle.
They typically just go by their first two or three for convenience.
my full name? how long do you have mortal?
The baneblade tour seems lore accurate
So all baneblade got a portal to hell
What the fcck do they cram in there to warant a joke like that?
@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb Think they used TARDIS technology?
if banes get the tardis treatment, imagine the larger tanks, jeez.
Two seconds after 4:12, a spongebob transition of "2 years later" shows a dusty servo-skull as the Custodian finally gets to the last five lines of titles
Next to a huge pile of data slates.
1:20 poor peter turbo, always felt bad for him, right along side rowboat girlyman for losing his human dad
To be faire, a lot of his miseries could have been avoided had he ever give a damn about his job.
Wait Who is he?
@@Fallout4277 peterabo or guilliman?
Don't you mean comrade Roboty Girlyman?
@@BroodingEdgelord you mean Rowboat Gorillaman?
"...Rob?"
My mans really went 0 to 100 on the collegial familiarity, there. 😂
Nah, there are a few more rungs. Since geneseed comes from the primarchs themselves, he could have rightly called him "grampappy Rob"
@@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 I honestly feel like that would have been _more_ respectful, bc at least he gets an honorific that acknowledges the status imbalance between them.
But I'm not Rob. 😉
"it doesn't seem right to harm a defenseless eldar child..." *
*Throws knife*
"She's got a knife!"
"Children? There were no children." of course there weren't the salamanders and iron hands evacuated all them after all... But I could have sworn there were more adults? What happened to them?
They tripped and fell out the window....
Into a wood chipper. How tragic.
1:05 Neat notation of Custodes keeping their many names on the insides of their armor.
Also, a Custode with a Scottish accent? Would pay good money to hear his battlecries when solo'ing a Greater Daemon!
Tf2 demoman in custode armor fist fighting a tyranind because he was promised booze
You were so busy looking at the golden abs of the custodes, you missed alpharius hidden in the back
When we needed him most, he returned
What are you talking about, he wasn't gone.
@@Dandus_TF It was a while
@@Firefrab There were two days between this video and the one before it.
Do you think that is "a while" ?
@@Dandus_TF The warhammer ones...
2:33 the machine spirit is strong in this one.
06:35 Lorgar shit eating grin and Guilliman realizing he walked right into that one had me laughing harder than I should.
I don't get it
@@christopherbravo1813 Basically, Guilliman fed the troll
@@ChainsawAxis how?
@@christopherbravo1813 he reacted to Lorgar said, exactly what Lorgar expected.
@@ChainsawAxis okay?
GREASE ME UP WOMAN!
i... i fucking can't
The palace defenses must be fully functional
And well greased.
5:20 when the table top makes custodes look bad thats only cause the emporer told them to go easy on the enemy after all they were just children playing war
4:39 tech priests= WHA HOW WHAT
Ork= IF IZ WOK AND STIK ITZ A MEK YOU GITZ
1:03 well there’s nary a xenos alive that could out run a greased custodes
3:24 the goof rocker
Hey I love that song
Same
So remember
Every time you destroy a bane blade you’re destroying everything inside of it😂
The Great Roomba finds, it hunts, it never stops, it never rests, it will never cease to move until it's job is done.
7:54 its the girl from "his angels" now you made me sad again
The iron warriors are still holding their position
Thanks for the voice overs.
02:53
Was that the Space Marine's blood or the Tyranid's?
Tyranids ( that can be both )
Yes
Blood looks purp-ish, so most likely the tyranid's
I guess the UM blood seeing the expression
6:31 GLORY TO THE HOLY SHOVEL !
7:42 aren’t you glad you had the techmarine around to defuse that verbal landmine???
0:41 that is an average Warhammer tank,
Cringe pfp
@@remyrichardson8614,he told you about a average tank, dum.
@@tornadosangustav5746 it was smth else a while back
At 9:37 you can see Yvraine's fans and at 9:47 it is her Grynix
I absolutely love your Necron voice. It's so smarmy.
SHE'S GOT A KNIFE!!!!!*proceeds to absolutely cremate any traces of her existence*
7:31 hmmm how about we lure the enemy into the center to weaken the flanks so the drop pods can incircle them
The voice acting for that Iron warrior at 1:20 was amazing
2:56 damn I could only imagine the imperial fists playing Fortnite now
3:10 this comic is so wholesome
"Whould you like to hear the word of chaos?" It depends,witch chaos are we talking about?
All of them
@@Ahmad-adnan25 i prefer the slanussy
The Snotling with the chainsword is the best. I always appreciate a good Flapjack and Knuckles reference
4:29 the drip is crucial
Yep, Lion returning might not be a good thing for the Imperium. Him and Guilliman don’t exactly mix well.
This aged well
I saw yvrine's cat in the background of the "that feels weird but I'll allow it" meme
Your cat is now named Ultra nyan.
0:57 grease me up woman
The adeptice custodians reminded me of if emperor had a Text to speech device
0:13 I am common Sense man and you are the very first space Marine that actually used his conscious that is not and plus you used a tall is I declare you the most ethnically valued space Marine beer have an ethical really really need more people like you in this galaxy
what the fuck were you even trying to say?
WHAT?
These are what are called “moral work arounds”
Creed saying *creed,creed creed* in gotta catch ‘em all is perfection
0:39 woah woah, backup why does a baneblade have a warp portal?
1:21 no wonder he joined chaos it was revenge for that shit nobody leaves him in the rain
1:23 so many emotions are with this one scene I cannot describe them
Gmans little girls are nowhere near as numerous as our giant head count of a whopping 60000+ battle brothers
Not sure if you're being serious or not but the Templars do NOT have 60000. At best about 10-15% of that number.
2:16 takes more then that to kill an ork
anyone= HOW DO WE KILL THE XENOS
krieg= observe
6:55 Super relevant now
Ancient Jones was a riot!
The ball of custodes killed me🤣🤣🤣
9:20 this is why everyone loves the gas mask boys
9:54 no cause a single letter can drive people mad I do not want to know what a word is capable of
0:59 how many Alpharius did you see?
1 I saw him cooking food
I saw two.
One in the vent and one cooking food.
Both are right behind Lunch-mistress Doria.
1:28 Papayrus?
The new mechanicus weapon roombabladius
I like the implication that the Blood Angels suspect that any bald person is Horus
FATHER I’VE BEEN HOLDING THIS POSITION SINCE THE HORUS HERESY PLEASE LET ME LEAVE
9:40 It was me Barry
2:31 like father like son 😂
I like the first comic; the Death Guard has a lightbulb nose...
Edit: ...think Trayzn is related to Papyrus from UnderTale?
0:30 and they say they have depressing lives.
Rob.....
4:27 you're a local power you don't even have warp travel yet
7:42
That techmarine is getting a promotion.
2:50
space marine butt ?
Remember. The emperor probably went clubbing in the 70s or 80s.
9:29 did you draw that shovel cause it looks lass zoomed in and a bti plainer than the picture if so you did a great job and I respect that
Bane kade being a cruise ship is lore accurate
I was expecting the Eldar child to just *poof* dark Eldar child
ngl the machine god would be oddly impressed with the orcs and how the hell they made so much, with nothing but scraps
5:13 this isnt the fucking table top
I love all necrons sound like skeletor ❤☠️
6:32 EMPHRA APPROVED
I love how Trazyn was just PAPYRUS from undertale
7:08 lion know what happen mr blueberry
4:08 welp time to put in the timer
1:07 she was enjoying the view before relaiesing she was staring slannesh got into her head and she must be purged *loads flame thrower* now
2:13 THIS IS WHY YOU WEAR YOUR HELMET
Man did salamander dirty😂
What is that thing that trazyn fears ?
The British Museum, of something like that, I guess.
There's nary a heretic alive that can outrun a greased custodes
When Emperor said "i have forgot something". My first thought was, Magnus again. :(
Obliviously they will all like this video, but if they didn't they wouldn't say so.... Because of the implication.....
Was searching for someone who understood that 😂
You best bet that if it isn’t bolted down Trayzan will steal it
4:33 in the grim dark future thier is only Ikea
4:34
Should've been "ORKEA"
hey, can i use this for my warhammer animation?
i give credit
1:09 whos the guy in the background with the helemt I want his story
Best one 3:41
Wait if no one can see a purple orc under normal circumstances, could a colorblind orc see it since he'd see purple as something else?-
My head hurts
9:15 I don’t get it
British colonial thievery
Christ bless you, I feel like the Khan isn't understanding the implications
2:49 He has an entire manufactorum
9:41 i fucking saw that you thought no one would notice. That picture in the back is of an alpha legionary.
Nice, from the time i post this i may either be the first or the 5th
ikea should have long have ben turned into Orkea
THEN GREASE MEH UP WOMAN!😂😂😂
1:04 whats the pilgrim talo
0:09 is he having a red bit of cancer on his nose
4:29 name of song pls...
7:05 i dont get it can someone explain
Its a crossover from the Madagascar movie where Alex is running after Marty in what looks like the joy of seeing your friend safe, to the rage and attempted ass-kicking of a friend that pissed you off.
Down to the acronym that spells out "OH SHIT!", but with tax nerd speak instead of a kids movie