@@thegodofspeed23 You got us Kreigers! We came when we heard there were heritics here, dont worry we were stationed on a paradise world... it was absolute heeeelllll!
@@thegodofspeed23 only if there assholes, we're bored, we know we can do it, or we haven't done anything the entire campaign so far that has been going on for 7 months and he just keeps making exscuses and we have to just WATCH the enemy move around, just a few reasons why
That is funny coming from a khorne beserker. I'm not in a purging mood so you get to live today. I already turned a tech priest into paste today, so I'm not really in the mood to charr a Khornate.
@@E4r0s I mean, the emperor said not to praise him as a god, but if you don't you are a heretic, so that is technically false. What makes you a heretic is the fact that you worship Khorne, instead of worshipping no one at all
Like how the firefighters of old did? Where they would set a fire in an area, let it it up al the fuel sorces in said area, and then put out the easier fire, contakng the bigger, more dangerous one?
How about a bolter round to the head? That sounds pretty quick. Or hell, a Lasgun is powerful enough to shoot through a human skull. Either of those would be preferable over fire
Ahh that's were your wrong my friend you see of you tactically retreat you get into a better position to kill and die for the emperor so instead of throwing your self into a fight which you know you can't win by yourself (which won't earn the emperors forgiveness) but instead go back a bit regroup prepare and then die for the emperor then you shall be forgiven so yes a tactical retreat is sometimes needed so that your death is more useful than not
@@theenderdestruction2362 that may work for cadians but for US dying is a group effort if you are the last of your unit you are expected to strap on the nearest bandolier of frags and charge the enemy position RATHER THEN TAKE ONE GOD EMPEROR DAME STEP BACK!!!
I love how scared every single Imperial guardsmen is, oh wait hol up as Guardmen is retreating gotta go beat his skull in with a shovel- “Please wait no NOO- *sounds if blood splatters*
Honestly if i was the Necrons waking up after good long nap ready to start exterminating all live cause it hate everyone not having as chappy a life as mine then finding myself surrounded by a bunch of Tech-Priests with bright glowing eyes and an assortment of mechadendrites it properly just self-destruct then get dragged back to Mars for a bit of mechanical experimentation by a couple of Magos
Well the reason the salamander is the good guy in that first scene is the guardsman is still alive, and that marine probably charged into that place to save him. Everyone else can fuckin die, but they will save the shit out of you.
They can of they receive the order from an officer. The problem is when Said officer dies. You cant confirm the fall back so they execute under the pretense that It was a guardsmen running away.
If it's the death korp of krieg, yeah there is no tactical retreat. Commissar officers are just to hold them back from charging to oblivion. Retreat is heresy
How to not make a Krieger mad: 1. Instead of saying “retreat” say that you were charging at a different enemy. No matter any direction you look there will be an enemy 2. Don’t interact with one
how to spot an alpha legionary infiltrating a lamenters company = they are the only marine not having something go horribly wrong for them
_"Beat the sand, it may know something"_
&
_"was it you, WILTED BUSH!?"_
Are two phrases going into my funeral eulogy.
Where are the iron warriors when you need to dig
@@thegodofspeed23 You got us Kreigers! We came when we heard there were heritics here, dont worry we were stationed on a paradise world... it was absolute heeeelllll!
@@kriegertechpriest7011 ah hello guardsmen also is it true you shoot commisars when they try to stop you from charging
@@thegodofspeed23 only if there assholes, we're bored, we know we can do it, or we haven't done anything the entire campaign so far that has been going on for 7 months and he just keeps making exscuses and we have to just WATCH the enemy move around, just a few reasons why
@@kriegertechpriest7011 what do you guys do for fun when your bored in the trench
That Krieger is smart.
He asked what is "retreat" instead of "tactical retreat".
Good way to flush out the heretic
The Krieger tactics are so bad even servitors would do a better job.
These masked nutcases are the ones bordering heresy for such incompetence.
Tactics? They use tactics all the time like bombarding enemy lines with artillery while charging at them is great tactics
a wise man sayed :" retreat is fighting in the wrong direction" -Whirl Idw publishing transformers
There is no retreating , only luring the enemy into artillery range.
Precisely! Our whirlwind "mobile" artillery can not fire if they have moved within a half-hour, so this makes sense to us.
We have another name for .... reatreat... "Moving lines" that way whoever issued the order is not shot
ciaphas cain can attest to that. he lured many enimies into atillery range
"GLORY TO THE FIRST MAN TO DIE!"
@@theirishrave6448 Glory to the one who will live to fight another day. GLORY!! AHOO! AHOO! AHOO!
I like how the first three is just guardsmen suffering
Then it’s the lamenters suffering
Then the necron suffering
@@magnusthered4973 No my brothers why must you suffer. Why must the most loyal astartes suffer so much yet I’m so proud of my brothers
Ah yes. I love beating 3 factions, future-seeing syqers (pardon the heretical spelling. Im from an illiterate hive city) at uno
The Second one pretty much gave the Guardsman a Win.
“Brother Anakin, beating sand doesn’t sound logical”
“Did I stutter?”
What is logical?
@@mordredpendragon1235 what is normal nowadays
"Beat the sand! It may know something!" Is now my favorite line, ever.
mine to
Me three.
Me four
r/reddit
@@SpiritoftheWolf28232 failure
Poor lamenters even Apha Legion feels for them.
About the last one:
In Space, no one can hear you Heresy.
**the Inquisition would like to know your location**
Did someone say HERESY?
@@kylehumbert5735 Hello Virgil!
I heard the H word
The Salamanders discussing humane tactics while everyone around them burns will never not be funny.
Vulkan may question it but it is indeed very funny.
I simply subscribe to the idea that Salamanders do not understand that burning people is horrific.
The first one isnt heresy, its an act of heroism. He lives to fight another day.
That is funny coming from a khorne beserker. I'm not in a purging mood so you get to live today. I already turned a tech priest into paste today, so I'm not really in the mood to charr a Khornate.
See, no way you can get to me because I HAVE CHAOS CULTISTS!
I have no regard for there lives.
Heresy, much?
It’s not heresy, it’s just not doing what the emperor says
@@E4r0s I mean, the emperor said not to praise him as a god, but if you don't you are a heretic, so that is technically false. What makes you a heretic is the fact that you worship Khorne, instead of worshipping no one at all
Ok hear me out, salamanders would be great fire fighters if they are incorporating a counter fire technique
Like how the firefighters of old did? Where they would set a fire in an area, let it it up al the fuel sorces in said area, and then put out the easier fire, contakng the bigger, more dangerous one?
Fire can't spread if you already burned its fuel
I absolutely love Fury, Flames and Powershovels!
"beat the sand it may know something"
@@West-brook Anakin will remember that
Hey it’s an alien planet in 40k. The sand my as well be sentient and can turn into a full monstrous Xeno on a flip of a dime for all we know.
"mine"
I-I just can't stop laughing at that part someone please help!
*Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine*
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM.M*
May the emperor be with you
Hey, beating the sand worked for an Ork so it very well may work on the Ultra Plot Armors.
But the ork waag
Love how te Alpha Legion took pity on the Lamentors
These dubs of yours are an absolute delight to see and hear 😊
Thank you, I appreciate that 😁
2:25 *Hōōh* ☕👀
-an Ultramarine
To be fair, Beating and shooting the ground did actually work for Tuska Daemon Killa, so they may be onto something.
This deserves more attention
Quality in a three minute format
Thank you!
you see its quite simple really. those people weren't human.
therefore we saved humanity by cleansing them with holy fire.
Heresy
Here sy
H e r e s y
H E R E S Y
1:20 that got me
1:10 Whoa even the Alpha Legion finds them sad
1:08 At least the Alpha Legions know when to ███ & not *[DATA REDACTED]*
2:26-2:40 TF2 Soldier, is that you?
"BEAT THE SAND IT MAY KNOW SOMETHING" is the line i want say before i get cremated
"Beat the sand it may know something" is now my go to when searching for something
Honestly, death by fire is probably one of the least painful possible deaths in the 40k ubiverse
How about a bolter round to the head? That sounds pretty quick. Or hell, a Lasgun is powerful enough to shoot through a human skull. Either of those would be preferable over fire
The last one should have been the black Templars...
Truly, the emperors finest never let a space marine do what a chaos marine was made for
honestly you other regiments have very silly beliefs: they're is no such thing as a ''tactical retreat'''
Ahh that's were your wrong my friend you see of you tactically retreat you get into a better position to kill and die for the emperor so instead of throwing your self into a fight which you know you can't win by yourself (which won't earn the emperors forgiveness) but instead go back a bit regroup prepare and then die for the emperor then you shall be forgiven so yes a tactical retreat is sometimes needed so that your death is more useful than not
More correct wording would be a tactical withdrawal to an advantageous position.
@@theenderdestruction2362 that may work for cadians but for US dying is a group effort if you are the last of your unit you are expected to strap on the nearest bandolier of frags and charge the enemy position RATHER THEN TAKE ONE GOD EMPEROR DAME STEP BACK!!!
My fellow we have to mine the back of the lines to keep the cadians from running
@@deathkorpsinfantryman1898 Its called advancing into a superior position.
B E A T T H E S A N D
Phasing-out isn't going to save that poor Necron this time...
"heresy"
I... I sense a disturbance on the force, as if thousands of spaceships are going to my general direction....
nah, it's fine, I'm underground.
I love how scared every single Imperial guardsmen is, oh wait hol up as Guardmen is retreating gotta go beat his skull in with a shovel-
“Please wait no NOO-
*sounds if blood splatters*
*"Beat the sand! It may know something!"*
Poor lamenters. The moment GW re-introduces them, they will immediately get abandoned and tortured.
"The Munitorum accidentally sent us orks!"
Why do they even have orks? Who WANTS orks?
This was very good, thank you very much for sharing!
I just noticed the drop pod that bounced off a distant mountain...
“Beat the sand it may know something” NO YOU FOOL THE DIRT IS THE ONE THAT KNOWS
You know Salamanders are scarier then people give them credit for .
I love the necron waking up to the toaster humpers hahah
0:45 actually flamers are not like regular flame throwers they would probably almost instantly disintegrate a regular human
Orks should teach the Kriegers about the true definition of "retreat".
Space marines hear someone saying heresy and started fighting the ground
Evem the Alpha legion knows mercy, poor lamenters!
The salamanders are so cool in my opinion. They must be swell marines…
Beat the sand it may know something has me rolling
Honestly if i was the Necrons waking up after good long nap ready to start exterminating all live cause it hate everyone not having as chappy a life as mine then finding myself surrounded by a bunch of Tech-Priests with bright glowing eyes and an assortment of mechadendrites it properly just self-destruct then get dragged back to Mars for a bit of mechanical experimentation by a couple of Magos
Well the reason the salamander is the good guy in that first scene is the guardsman is still alive, and that marine probably charged into that place to save him. Everyone else can fuckin die, but they will save the shit out of you.
I think the HERESY!!! behaviour is more typical for Black Templars, rather than Ultrasmurfs.
To be real fire isnt the worst way to die in 40k
first guardsmen was asking for it. 1:08 even choas pity them.
Tactical retreat means we're advancing backwards
Even chaos feels bad for the lamenters
So no one is going to bring up the whole *Tactical* *Retreat* thing? Because I thought anyone who retreats gets shot
They can of they receive the order from an officer. The problem is when Said officer dies. You cant confirm the fall back so they execute under the pretense that It was a guardsmen running away.
If it's the death korp of krieg, yeah there is no tactical retreat. Commissar officers are just to hold them back from charging to oblivion. Retreat is heresy
Oh, and I do recall that the Krieg will kill said Commissar for cowardice… weird logic
Do you mean charge backward?
How to not make a Krieger mad:
1. Instead of saying “retreat” say that you were charging at a different enemy. No matter any direction you look there will be an enemy
2. Don’t interact with one
I have done my part brothers FOR THE EMPEROR
honestly the salamanders would make good firefighters to send out to a forest fire due to their masters of the controlled burn
**chef kiss**
2:42 What a waste of bolt rounds
Beat the sand. It may know something
I want more roommate guardsmen stuff
Tech priests want to be necrons so gosh darn bad.
Death guard of Krieg do retreat. They retreat through the enemy.
Ah yes, Cockroaches on an *CLEARLY UNPOPULATED PLANET*
Piano!
WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS!?!
THE ULTRA MARINES ARE BEATING THE SAND FOR NO REASON!!!!! I HEAR HAPPY GAS MASK BREATHING NOISES
1:25 give them toasters to make them leave
0:07 pretty mutch yea
Awesome. Thank you.
Hersey
EVEY F$CKING SPACE MARINE: NUKE THE PLANET
Space marines can here the word heresy one galaxy away
I think you need to reskin the last one as angry marines
2:39 me when I reach a dead end in a dungeon
So heresy with extra steps
1:27
👀
**lays back down**
When i opened this vid o got a warhammer ad
The wolf and the sister
In all honesty the last one is more of a Black Templars thing
Wait were they chaos rebels or just regular human rebels
Who cares? They were agaisnt the Imperial Truth
Why does the munitorum have a supply of orks to send to people.
1:49: would have made more sense if they were Black Templars.
Amazing
I love these
2:38 is the chapter master anakin skywalker?
{like if u used this timestamp thank you for your coaperation}
This is where the fun begins
Was the Krieger part of the angry marines cause if not why does he have the angry marines symbol
I feel like the last one should have black templars instead of ultramarines
I liked it
America be like with oil
No orks this time
1:10 I am alpharius
Who made the krieg comic
i want to know how you "accidentally" send Orks instead of ammunition?
Bigger question is how they send Orks?
More mechanicus
Mine.
Burn
Mine