THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES #97 - We All Ignore the Pit

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @voidmatic
    @voidmatic 4 года назад +11134

    "are you going to kill me?" "nOOOoo! .... I mean yes-"

    • @wrxmike88
      @wrxmike88 4 года назад +262

      But not for a good while yet

    • @dontcallmebynamethatsexclu2076
      @dontcallmebynamethatsexclu2076 4 года назад +99

      Michael Morgan I don’t want to go to waste

    • @wrxmike88
      @wrxmike88 4 года назад +78

      @@dontcallmebynamethatsexclu2076 the.........then why are you here?

    • @dkssud-o8g
      @dkssud-o8g 4 года назад +76

      after you attacked poor Sarah

    • @isabellaaird
      @isabellaaird 4 года назад +66

      한결 I thought it was about time, we had a good old chat

  • @hannahu.6220
    @hannahu.6220 3 года назад +4437

    The fact that there was a Tiktok trend that got people to dress up as clowns and mouth Nikola’s voice sounds like a Stranger ritual.

    • @maggiem6209
      @maggiem6209 2 года назад +194

      Are we certain it isn't??

    • @0nullnil
      @0nullnil 2 года назад +95

      Maybe it is

    • @albuseisenhorn3385
      @albuseisenhorn3385 2 года назад

      fucking whut? Guess I'm going to need to get the dynamite and gas a la Gertrude

    • @shifra1967
      @shifra1967 2 года назад +122

      Or with all the subtlety, a web ritual dressed up one a stranger one

    • @lorinnet5772
      @lorinnet5772 Год назад +62

      Kinda glad it happenned, I discovered the podcast thanks to that

  • @Falcon-doing-doodles
    @Falcon-doing-doodles 2 года назад +3365

    Every time I hear Nikola say "don't turn on the light" it cracks me up because she sounds so sincere about not wanting to horrify Jon too much

    • @nyxiiine
      @nyxiiine 2 года назад +288

      It seems to me like that's what she wants Jon to think, but the Stranger represents the fear of the unknown, which means it may be in her best interest to keep an avatar of the Eye from seeing her.

    • @julesking1303
      @julesking1303 Год назад +71

      @@nyxiiineI do think it would look really silly. Because like, yeah it’s terrifying that it’s a mannequin that can move and talk and stuff, but most mannequins look like you could knock them apart with a baseball bat, which is much less intimidating

    • @SimplyAWitch9
      @SimplyAWitch9 11 месяцев назад +40

      ​@@julesking1303isn't the implication that she's holding a severed human throat?

    • @Nicolelovesoldtech
      @Nicolelovesoldtech 7 месяцев назад +6

      My name is Nikola

    • @doginthedark
      @doginthedark 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@NicolelovesoldtechThat's a shame

  • @AriLolzz
    @AriLolzz 2 года назад +4583

    "Wait you killed him?"
    "Yep! He got really boring and I'm a monster! :D"
    Top 10 best explanations of all time

    • @DracoVG
      @DracoVG Год назад +11

      E

    • @TheReal_Wind
      @TheReal_Wind Год назад +8

      Yes

    • @table2.0
      @table2.0 Год назад +11

      Icon tbh

    • @triforceofcourage100
      @triforceofcourage100 Год назад +12

      Points for honesty

    • @Prophetofthe8thLegion
      @Prophetofthe8thLegion Год назад

      Ah yes the “Magnificent Bastard” the trope for someone who is just that an absolute bastard for no other reason then because they are a little shit.

  • @AnanasVert
    @AnanasVert 3 года назад +1413

    John booting elias' office door open while he's in a budget meeting: "BITCH WHAT IS MY METAPHORICAL PIT"

    • @m.faceless4896
      @m.faceless4896 Год назад +5

      What

    • @Danielmarq606
      @Danielmarq606 Год назад +68

      @@m.faceless4896 Im not a what archivist, Im a who. A what requires a level of unidentity that I can never obtain

    • @TheDisembodiedCreator.
      @TheDisembodiedCreator. 4 месяца назад +8

      ​@@Danielmarq606 Reverse Michael: Leahcim.

    • @ctrl.alt.del.9218
      @ctrl.alt.del.9218 Месяц назад

      ​@@TheDisembodiedCreator.
      I read that as the Jewish toast "L'Chaim"

    • @TheDisembodiedCreator.
      @TheDisembodiedCreator. Месяц назад +1

      @@ctrl.alt.del.9218 Even Better.

  • @lilimia100
    @lilimia100 5 лет назад +6180

    will someone PLEASE stop monsters from hurting jonathan the poor guy doesn't have supernatural health insurance

    • @cawareyoudoin7379
      @cawareyoudoin7379 5 лет назад +107

      Agreed.

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 4 года назад +76

      I'd do it, but I rather value my life. Might consider it more seriously if this keeps up tho, Jon is my boi :(

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 4 года назад +97

      Complain to Elias. He might consider some kind of Jon insurance

    • @trucetruce335
      @trucetruce335 4 года назад +66

      He doesn’t live in America at least... could you imagine?

    • @horrificreader4084
      @horrificreader4084 4 года назад +8

      Truce Truce :( Corona is hitting America pretty hard. Amplified by the fricken Karens who don’t want to wear masks.

  • @dishfishes
    @dishfishes 4 года назад +2938

    Came back to hear Nikola’s voice again and got a dermatologist ad on the side which reads “your skin needs solved: she’ll work hard to solve your skin needs.” Didn’t know the stranger was advertising these days

    • @unslept_em
      @unslept_em 4 года назад +120

      desperate times call for desperate measures

    • @ari638
      @ari638 3 года назад +86

      Right??? Every so often I'll get an ad on something that so obviously written by one of the fears, it's incredible

    • @albuseisenhorn3385
      @albuseisenhorn3385 2 года назад +14

      kinda like american gods

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 2 года назад +23

      I once a ad for hamburger after a meat episode

    • @mrs.B22
      @mrs.B22 Год назад +9

      Sometimes the ads go right with the video and crack me up or freak me out depending on what I’m listening to 🤣

  • @stinkygrunkie
    @stinkygrunkie 4 года назад +3268

    I fell asleep listening to this and was woken up by the monster talking to jon. Thanks, i died instantly.

    • @mrjones2721
      @mrjones2721 4 года назад +67

      Tenticularr Jonathan Sims’s smooth, soothing voice is a trap.

    • @selenkocali7025
      @selenkocali7025 4 года назад +33

      omg just happened to me as well I was so confused and scared

    • @xletix69
      @xletix69 3 года назад +6

      istg me too

    • @SukiHayashiGaming
      @SukiHayashiGaming 2 года назад +7

      Oh no! XD that would be terrifying

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 2 года назад +5

      You poor soul

  • @ablynn_thegalewinds
    @ablynn_thegalewinds 4 года назад +1748

    "Is he trying to warn me not to ignore my own metaphorical 'pit' because if so.... WHAT IS MY METAPHORICAL PIT" oh jon I love you

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 3 года назад +53

      The pit is death. If you think about it to much then you will just get hurt. We all ignore the constant looming specter of our own finality

    • @odditycat2716
      @odditycat2716 2 года назад +11

      18:40

    • @The-Busy-Beeeee
      @The-Busy-Beeeee Год назад +11

      ​@@someoneawesome8717true but some people actually like the pit and able to tread through life with hints of death throughout their life. For example my name is Poppy which is the flower of death which is um... Ominous

  • @lappelduvide2515
    @lappelduvide2515 4 года назад +2449

    Nikola Orsinov stole that voice box from Dolores Umbridge herself

    • @kyberserpent6397
      @kyberserpent6397 4 года назад +118

      And I said to myself: where have I heard this voice before..? Now I know

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 4 года назад +62

      @@kyberserpent6397 I am Dolores JANE Umbridge blah blah blah high inquisitor Blah blah

    • @stileystiles
      @stileystiles 4 года назад +18

      no. sounds more like Amunet Black from the Flash

    • @liv7483
      @liv7483 4 года назад +6

      Yes

    • @scouttyra
      @scouttyra 3 года назад +19

      No, no. She took it from an angel. Just stroked it out of the angels throat.

  • @Dragonr0se
    @Dragonr0se Год назад +181

    “You have until I change my mind” is honestly horrifying.

  • @hannahsanner7504
    @hannahsanner7504 5 лет назад +3357

    Americans: Oh this isn't supernatural, this is just every city in the north west.

    • @AbstractQueer
      @AbstractQueer 4 года назад +148

      Yep, I'm from Olympia, there was a pit that kept coming back no matter how many times they filled it in. Just a daily nuisance, really.

    • @PyramidXSlender
      @PyramidXSlender 4 года назад +24

      @@AbstractQueer yes yes, keep saying this, you just might start believing it too))

    • @AbstractQueer
      @AbstractQueer 4 года назад +7

      @@PyramidXSlender Believing what?

    • @bmann0843
      @bmann0843 4 года назад +11

      @@PyramidXSlender what are you talking about? The same thing happens in cities and towns all over. I mean atleast in America.

    • @bmann0843
      @bmann0843 4 года назад +23

      @@AbstractQueer there is a giant pit next to the burger king in my town and no matter how many times they fill it, it just keeps growing

  • @totallynot_fee4526
    @totallynot_fee4526 3 года назад +269

    “A-are you going to kill me..?”
    “Noooo!! ….. I mean yes! But not for a good long while yet! :)”

  • @BreadGolem
    @BreadGolem 4 года назад +872

    Nikola: So yeah, I may have done a bit of murder- but I used all the bits! Recycling is important-

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 года назад +32

      Is it bad that them wasting nothing gave them some respect for me?

    • @ryngalli7713
      @ryngalli7713 18 дней назад

      Nikola: I can accept murder but I draw the line at wastefulness

  • @yakketyyak6414
    @yakketyyak6414 Год назад +256

    Fun fact IRL Bucoda has not only not been consumed by a pit, but they ALSO have a month long Halloween festival during October and call themselves “Boo-coda” for the holiday.

  • @atiredweeb8551
    @atiredweeb8551 Год назад +553

    Nikola: *starts talking *
    Me: Wow she sounds familiar. Where have I heard her voice before?
    Jon: Uh- you don't...sound Russian?
    Me: wait-
    Nikola: How could I sound anything silly? Im plastic! :D
    Me: *tiktok flashbacks * IT WAS YOU!!!

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 7 месяцев назад +10

      LMAO 😂😂😂😂

    • @anaheragraham5858
      @anaheragraham5858 6 месяцев назад +14

      i was waiting for this part to go on,it got boring but then it came on,and i was like "NOW I KNOW WHO DID THIS SOUND!! I WAS SO CURIOUS AND NOW I HAVE MY ANSWER!!!"😝😝😶‍🌫

    • @jackomancer
      @jackomancer 5 месяцев назад +5

      Thank you! I just had the most surreal moment of my life listening to this!!

  • @tvbugss
    @tvbugss 4 года назад +6896

    *if you're here from tiktok here's some things to keep in mind:*
    this is the middle of the 3rd season, this makes very little sense because you're meant to watch the episodes in order
    this is a horror tragedy podcast
    this is not a movie/show, it's a podcast, it will probably never be a movie/show, there are no visuals
    the main character's name is jonathan sims
    (edit 11/1/23: this comment seems to help people so i won't delete it or edit it further but obviously some of this isnt entirely certain! i wrote this three years ago before the podcast had even ended! generally im not really in to tma anymore but im glad more people could enjoy it :) its a nice podcast)

    • @voidmatic
      @voidmatic 4 года назад +473

      bonus round: just... just listen to the podcast it's really good and then when you get to this part for real it's even better than however cool you think it is now

    • @tvbugss
      @tvbugss 4 года назад +228

      @@voidmatic yeah!! i wrote this comment when i was very annoyed at all the "who's here from tiktok???" comments so i could have been a little bit nicer haha

    • @voidmatic
      @voidmatic 4 года назад +230

      @@tvbugss dude I 10000% get ya - the main comments that were kinda bugging me we're all the "this should be a movie" type ones - no, it's a podcast, and it slaps, not everything needs a film lol

    • @tvbugss
      @tvbugss 4 года назад +129

      @@voidmatic exactly! the way tma is set up anyways wouldn't actually work very well as a movie, since it's broken in to statements

    • @thecooldude3255
      @thecooldude3255 4 года назад +43

      skunkteeth and especially with the Sasha/not!sasha thing

  • @boatingbrookcosplay7447
    @boatingbrookcosplay7447 Год назад +324

    NO WAY THIS IS WHAT THAT KILLER DOLL TREND IS FROM. I'm freaking out on how many magnus archives lines Ive heard from animatics of other fandoms.

    • @huntaro.1360
      @huntaro.1360 4 месяца назад +15

      SAME. I'm a first time listener, and as soon as I heard her voice I was like "I KNOW THIS?!"

    • @lizg7564
      @lizg7564 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@huntaro.1360SAME! It's so much more frightening in context 😆

    • @veronica_editig3698
      @veronica_editig3698 4 месяца назад +8

      Ok ok so I forgot about the trend and someone from a fandom I’m in did that trend around when I was in the middle of season one and I was just like “IS THAT JON????????”

  • @therakshawolf
    @therakshawolf 4 года назад +2670

    I originally found this from TikTok but it has inspired me to listen to the whole podcast, so here I am, back again. This time with context

    • @camiart_casual
      @camiart_casual 4 года назад +61

      Welcome! Here there be horror, hillarity, and heartbreak 👁❤

    • @kristad5979
      @kristad5979 3 года назад +19

      Same! The videos with the sound bite from this are so good. Did you make one?

    • @therakshawolf
      @therakshawolf 3 года назад +8

      @@kristad5979 I'm not creative enough to make a good TikTok, nor am I confident enough.

    • @cypher6_
      @cypher6_ 3 года назад +5

      I had to come back and I forgot about it and I’ve been reminded of the best days of my childhood

    • @marhunt8192
      @marhunt8192 3 года назад +3

      same!

  • @flying_pig_girl
    @flying_pig_girl 4 года назад +1097

    "Nooooo! I mean _yes_ ,but not for a good old while!"

  • @micahthedoordemon3802
    @micahthedoordemon3802 2 года назад +167

    Okay but the anger when Jon said "Whats my metaphorical pit?!" Made me laugh really hard

  • @casp_rr
    @casp_rr 4 года назад +588

    "He got really boring, and I'm a monster! :D"

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 4 года назад +20

      she's so cheery isn't she

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 года назад +15

      Points for self awareness.

  • @MPythonGirl
    @MPythonGirl 3 года назад +516

    "Is he warning me about my metaphorical pit? because if so: What is my metaphorical pit!?" Elias is such a bitch, I love him.

    • @odditycat2716
      @odditycat2716 2 года назад +5

      18:39 (accidentally replied this to the wrong comment and took weeks to realize)

  • @loveroofreemusic
    @loveroofreemusic 4 года назад +202

    every1 is ignoring jon mocking how Georgie doesn't wanna bother her landlord it was so cute n sarcastic but then my mans had to get attacked by yet another entity

    • @Vi_Vi_1
      @Vi_Vi_1 4 месяца назад +6

      Considering Georgie's voice actor is IRL Jonathan Simm's spouse, I always chuckle at that part because it makes me think of just regular married people disagreements 😂

    • @nickm2015
      @nickm2015 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@Vi_Vi_1 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT LMAO

  • @io_online
    @io_online 3 года назад +240

    John has spent a shocking amount of time lately being strangled

    • @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil
      @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil Год назад +6

      What other episodes does it happen in? I’m pretty new to the podcast but uhhhh I’m really enjoying the whumpy aspect of it- 😅 so just curious!

    • @CirisPaint
      @CirisPaint 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil This is my first time listening so I can't say anything about later episodes, but Daisy also strangles him when she tries to kill him

  • @koromoro6682
    @koromoro6682 4 года назад +904

    Jon has just become the worlds’ nerd to bully

  • @Stongna_Bologna
    @Stongna_Bologna 2 года назад +463

    20:14 I started this whole podcast bc of this audio. No regrets, it's been a blast!!

    • @ryank33n63
      @ryank33n63 Год назад +16

      Thank you you kind soul

    • @The-Busy-Beeeee
      @The-Busy-Beeeee Год назад +7

      SAME

    • @ethaniwikau8588
      @ethaniwikau8588 Год назад +15

      yeah same but hearing it in full context gives a completely different feeling, she genuinely terrifies me

    • @lexusbeal6718
      @lexusbeal6718 Год назад +3

      SAME ITS THE BEST THING IVE EVER LISTENED TØ

    • @koolkat20003
      @koolkat20003 11 месяцев назад +1

      SAME! ❤

  • @TheSilversepiroth
    @TheSilversepiroth 3 года назад +168

    "Well I tried putting a rug over it. Yeah, it fell in the hole."

    • @70zcowboy
      @70zcowboy 3 года назад +20

      Tommmm

    • @hz.kemalpasa2997
      @hz.kemalpasa2997 3 года назад +10

      Where is your girlfriend?

    • @deerymeimhere
      @deerymeimhere 3 года назад +1

      @@hz.kemalpasa2997 In the hole

    • @hz.kemalpasa2997
      @hz.kemalpasa2997 3 года назад +13

      @@deerymeimhere I tought she was on a vacation...in the hole.

    • @Misty_Grey744
      @Misty_Grey744 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@hz.kemalpasa2997she’s at work.
      Where does she work again?
      …in the hole

  • @meganminer9931
    @meganminer9931 3 года назад +349

    Okay, can we all agree that Nicola Orsinov is the scariest monster yet... I haven’t listened much farther but that voice is bone chilling

    • @kajiyamas
      @kajiyamas 3 года назад +43

      i hear your nikola scariest monster and raise you: blanket monster

    • @foxpatternedferret476
      @foxpatternedferret476 Год назад +4

      ​@@kajiyamas The ugg under the rug lol

  • @voidmatic
    @voidmatic 4 года назад +1933

    if you're "here from tiktok" congrats, you found the magnus archives - an incredibly well-written horror podcast. Easy to find on yt, spotify, apple music, etc. this ep is well into the 3rd season. "oh it's not a movie???" "this should be a movie" no, shush, not everything needs to be a film or tv show, podcasts slap, maybe try them out.
    sometimes the scariest things are those we cannot see, and this podcast loves to write with that energy.
    if you came here from tiktok and ended up finding a podcast you love then welcome - it's in the final season currently, join the fun - hope you enjoy.

    • @lukehicks6722
      @lukehicks6722 4 года назад +11

      Any other podcasts similar? I'm blowing through these so fast

    • @voidmatic
      @voidmatic 4 года назад +46

      @@lukehicks6722 I'd recommend Lore, which is like the science and history behind horror stories and myths, and it's INCREDIBLY well written. Welcome to Nightvale is also a good one, it's about a very strange small desert town, narrated by the local radio host.

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 4 года назад +20

      @@lukehicks6722 I can recommend Welcome to Night Vale on good authority, especially if you enjoyed this

    • @jhonmichaelvitales6666
      @jhonmichaelvitales6666 3 года назад +1

      I just did ✨

    • @Itsjustamainiii
      @Itsjustamainiii 3 года назад +1

      @@voidmatic omg yesss lore is soooo gooood

  • @alphalilly8207
    @alphalilly8207 2 года назад +165

    You know. I hope I'm not the only one, but every time Jon is reading a statement I struggle to acknowledge it is still Jon reading the statement. It's still his voice, but my brain isnt making the connection. I just get so absorbed in the story that I cant acknowledge anything else that's unfolding. Talk about getting into character, holy shit this podcast is amazing!

    • @alphalilly8207
      @alphalilly8207 Месяц назад +1

      I think I realise what it is. The voice may be the same but its the manner of speech that changes. And I think that is also am important part for a person or character's identity. Mad respect for yall at rusty quill XD

  • @Ottosgirl123
    @Ottosgirl123 3 года назад +285

    I adore Jessica Law's performance of Nikola. Weaving the horror into the cheerful sounding voice - just excellent! Made the character instantly one to fear.

  • @mayg6717
    @mayg6717 4 года назад +532

    20:11
    I'm so in love with her voice.

    • @SunnyCapricious
      @SunnyCapricious 4 года назад +39

      She sounds like my mother. Its funny because she's actually like this. Glad I dont live with her anymore

    • @gabiduck
      @gabiduck 4 года назад +3

      Cāctūs Bøi i-

    • @scouttyra
      @scouttyra 3 года назад +5

      Apparently, she took it from an angel.

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 3 года назад +4

      She's a treasure to listen to. She sounds so sweet about it.

    • @carolineeyeu
      @carolineeyeu 3 года назад +1

      Ok, She Sounds More Like Garnet From Steven Universe-

  • @scubatuba3294
    @scubatuba3294 4 года назад +497

    STOP HURTING HIM OH MY GOD

  • @teao9107
    @teao9107 3 года назад +56

    “What do you want me to do..? Not pull him apart?? I- I did use all the bits...”

  • @katelynna10000
    @katelynna10000 4 года назад +585

    I would like to assure everyone that I live within spitting distance of Bucoda, and it is, in fact, still there. I've never actually driven into it, though....

    • @MyAnanin
      @MyAnanin 4 года назад +78

      Word of advice? Don't.

    • @yeetusdeletus84
      @yeetusdeletus84 4 года назад +20

      Lmao do it

    • @holicandy01
      @holicandy01 4 года назад +42

      If you never drove into it, how can you be sure it's still there?

    • @JustCallMeEmily
      @JustCallMeEmily 2 года назад +6

      I live an hour from it, I'm concerned for my health and safety

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 2 года назад +1

      What's in it?

  • @dylankaz2528
    @dylankaz2528 5 лет назад +806

    wow. i love nikola, she's hilarious in a morbid way

    • @margaridabento9726
      @margaridabento9726 5 лет назад +68

      Dylan Kaz he got REALLY boring and I’m a MONSTER what do you expect me to DO

    • @alicestolze8327
      @alicestolze8327 5 лет назад +34

      No! I mean, yes, but not for a good long while!

    • @scouttyra
      @scouttyra 3 года назад +6

      I can recommend looking up the Mechanisms, a band that has Nikolas voice actor as a toy soldier. (And Jon Sims as Jonny D'ville)
      Fair warning, they are immortal space pirates who love violence, and all their stories end with basically everyone dead.

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 3 года назад +12

      Her voice is such a treasure to listen to.

    • @kremowkaQQ
      @kremowkaQQ 3 года назад +4

      Nikola is my name :DD

  • @katkit97
    @katkit97 5 лет назад +376

    If he's at Georgie's, then where is the Admiral during all of this?

    • @proinsiascassidy2888
      @proinsiascassidy2888 4 года назад +164

      He probably pulled a Major Tom and went "Nope, not dealing with this weird guy haunted by supernatural bs, I'm out".

    • @rob4ctwo
      @rob4ctwo 4 года назад +32

      didnt admiral hiss at nikola before she told jon to save his energy for the dance? i assume he just got there from another room

    • @polyanima
      @polyanima 4 года назад +23

      @@rob4ctwo No, I'm pretty sure that was Nikola shushing him.

    • @shineyfish
      @shineyfish 3 года назад +3

      Asleep on the radiator probably

  • @swiftfeathers7028
    @swiftfeathers7028 4 года назад +177

    oh..... nikola, i love you.......

  • @laurazodyn7220
    @laurazodyn7220 3 месяца назад +5

    That feeling when you accidentally discover where is that one popular sound from>>>>>>>>>

  • @Nat3Riv3r
    @Nat3Riv3r Год назад +62

    “He got really boring and I’m a monster!”
    5 year olds be like:

  • @Vi_Vi_1
    @Vi_Vi_1 Год назад +35

    Nikola's voice actor is outrageously good

  • @oak_w00d89
    @oak_w00d89 3 года назад +120

    Who would have thought that a random costplay tiktok would lead me to finding one of my favorite pieces of horror media and invest months of my life into it. Butterfly effect is real folks

  • @soaring-comet
    @soaring-comet 5 лет назад +652

    leave poor jon alone, he’s gotten hurt enough :((

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 4 года назад +7

      Yeah!!! He just wants to learn, not his fault some wackjob is asking him to stop the end of the world after having appointed him to a position where he learned supernatural shit

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 3 года назад +9

      After finding my current position, all I can say is that you're going to need a lot of emotional duct tape

  • @weffle2449
    @weffle2449 3 года назад +117

    OK Nikola is right up there with “Michael” in the cool monster gang

  • @evagrev7351
    @evagrev7351 2 года назад +125

    My theory from this episode and what we know so far:
    Something tells me Gertrude did indeed destroy the gorilla skin and John will be looking for nothing 😅
    So, Orsinov now is this Nikola, who is a mannequin. She's probably also that mannequin that killed in the store at closing time and tried to take the skin out of the person she killed, and, she's also probably even the Megan in that factory in the forest, using human skin. In the Anglerfish episode, one of the victims is called Megan, so the minions of the Stranger have the skin of a Megan for them to use.

    • @zGabaz
      @zGabaz Год назад +4

      WEll noticed, thanks!

  • @shyratsynami
    @shyratsynami 2 года назад +53

    The fact that I came from tiktok, found out what it from on Instagram, started all the way at episode one to find what I’d been looking for 96 episodes later. This is my first podcast I’ve listened to and I have absolutely no regrets

    • @waffleaffle231
      @waffleaffle231 10 месяцев назад +2

      I came from the mechanisms and got here and realized I'd heard this audio before. Also my first podcast and no regrets at all.

  • @bunnierap2718
    @bunnierap2718 2 года назад +56

    when you come to the comment section to see if anyone agrees this statement feels more like Welcome to Night Vale than other statements, only to get spoiled that Jon meets Nikola because TikTok needed an audio from halfway through a podcast series to go viral.

    • @vera-whatsurdiscord
      @vera-whatsurdiscord 2 года назад +6

      thankfully i started listening to this when the trend died and i forgot about the audio. was a nice surprise that i heard of it from outside

    • @intheheatofjuly
      @intheheatofjuly 2 года назад +1

      i just experienced this exact thing

    • @bubblegum_b
      @bubblegum_b Год назад +4

      How bizarre. That’s the first and only episode that I’ve heard so far, and here you are, referencing the only other podcast that I could think of throughout the whole thing. I feel called out for no reason

    • @chthonicgalaxy
      @chthonicgalaxy Месяц назад

      @@bubblegum_bok but same

  • @ilovebooks49
    @ilovebooks49 4 года назад +291

    don't know why but nikola scared me more than most of the other things so far 😳

    • @ianmorse9381
      @ianmorse9381 4 года назад +37

      For me it was when she said "I'm a *monster"* in the cheeriest possible way that I knew she'd creep me out. There's a certain unpredictability to her.

    • @kajiyamas
      @kajiyamas 3 года назад +12

      she and the blanket monster go hand in hand

  • @balrajlachminarain8811
    @balrajlachminarain8811 4 года назад +237

    She sounds like Emily from corpse bride

    • @briiax24
      @briiax24 4 года назад +3

      Yes she does!

    • @evelynmolly7301
      @evelynmolly7301 4 года назад +1

      Omg yes

    • @ArielMariceli
      @ArielMariceli 4 года назад +6

      I heard he voice on TikTok & thoughts that's who it was but like I missed that part from the movie. Lmao

    • @chaneldixon6307
      @chaneldixon6307 3 года назад

      i thought this😂!

  • @sneasnake6368
    @sneasnake6368 Год назад +56

    I was slightly puzzled yet excited about why there were suddenly so many views on this one but I thought that it was because there would be a cute moment between John and Martin or a huge lore drop or smth and then I realize that it was bc of a freaking tiktok sound and now I want to throw myself into the sea.
    but despite this the convo between Nikola and John was very spoopy good job

  • @KeKe-bv8qv
    @KeKe-bv8qv 2 года назад +30

    Random idea, the old lady was Gertrude.
    And the only other person in the entire series I can remember being described to have striking blue eyes was Michael but I don't think they'd cry so I dunno.

  • @stevef.accounting7256
    @stevef.accounting7256 5 лет назад +356

    Washington is the home of weird stuff. We got citys under our cities, the rainiest place in america, dying logging towns, we all live and die for Boeing, we have more starbucks than sand, the home of grunge, and this only applies to the west of the mountains.

    • @starsixseven9259
      @starsixseven9259 4 года назад +11

      Cities under cities?

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 4 года назад +10

      Cant tell if this is a joke, a shitpost comment, or completely serious

    • @harperholbrook7102
      @harperholbrook7102 4 года назад +8

      @@pianos4095 the citys sink and e build more on top

    • @Alex.R.L
      @Alex.R.L 4 года назад +8

      @@pianos4095 it's serious. East of the mountains is sand people and wiccans.

    • @nanahuatli2144
      @nanahuatli2144 4 года назад +8

      I'll die for a story on the Washington branch of the Magnus Archives.

  • @Aven-g1e
    @Aven-g1e Месяц назад +1

    For the longest time I thought the doll audio was from an old horror movie. It was only today, after every episode, I heard it again. My jaw dropped! Great job :D

  • @wonderwhatsgonnahappen579
    @wonderwhatsgonnahappen579 8 месяцев назад +15

    I love Nikola already
    Jon: Are you gonna kill me?
    Nikola: Well, yes, but actually, no

    • @Wild_bb
      @Wild_bb 6 месяцев назад

      She said no but actually yes?

  • @loading7496
    @loading7496 4 года назад +85

    20 seconds after her introduction and I already love Nikola

  • @evan4799
    @evan4799 Год назад +11

    I've been brought here because of a short i found using this audio. And when I first heard the guys voice, "I swear I heard his voice somewhere... Oh wait, is this The Narrator from Slay the Princess!!" And lo and behold, He is!! This was quite a surprise honestly. This is the first time I hear his voice in other medias haha!

    • @neptune7153
      @neptune7153 7 дней назад

      Omg you’re right! I loved that game but never made the connection and now I love it even more lol (definitely have to replay it again now just to hear the voice acting)

  • @DarkRelm22
    @DarkRelm22 2 года назад +28

    Jessica absolutely kills it as Nickola, pun *fully* intended. Iconic.

  • @НастасьяМихайлова-п2р

    I looked at the description before listening and just... Sat for a few minutes preparing myself...

  • @justislesser3506
    @justislesser3506 2 года назад +15

    Found this on TIKTOK and just had to find out where it came from. Been obsessed with it ever since. Listened all the way through twice now and its easily the best podcast ever

  • @samschmidt8772
    @samschmidt8772 3 года назад +238

    "Well, my father called me Nikola and then I kiiiiiiilllled him."
    "He got really boring, and I'm a monster!"
    The fact that she says these so cheerily with such an unsettling tone is fantastic. I quite like her. Though I don't like that she decided to hurt and threaten our dear Archivist. That's no good.

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 3 года назад +6

      Her voice is such a real treasure to listen to. I love it so much.

  • @KateCantDraw
    @KateCantDraw 3 года назад +35

    4:39 for anyone who has been backstage for something (dance performance, orchestra, etc) this is a VERY good descriptor. It's like.... uncanny valley but for a place.

  • @proinsiascassidy2888
    @proinsiascassidy2888 4 года назад +122

    Those poor people. I kinda had the feeling that Tommy really had a thing for Jackson which makes what happened to Bucoda so much sadder.

  • @Draichnyr
    @Draichnyr 3 года назад +52

    Hearing Johnathon mispronounce Washington State place names is fun for me.

  • @ThoughtlessCreature
    @ThoughtlessCreature 4 года назад +62

    Nikola scared me as bad as Michael did when he first showed up. These monsters are all so creepy and I don't even know what they looks like. Amazing.

  • @zwnjj
    @zwnjj Год назад +9

    im actually really surprised to find out TMA was popular on TikTok at some point, even if it was a single clip.. istg it always feels like one of those things only 10 people in my whole country know.

  • @dannymern6425
    @dannymern6425 4 года назад +219

    The old lady was probably Gertrude, tbh

    • @Companion92
      @Companion92 4 года назад +17

      I think so too

    • @trucetruce335
      @trucetruce335 4 года назад

      Who was the blue eyed guy with her?

    • @dannymern6425
      @dannymern6425 4 года назад +2

      @@trucetruce335 probably Micheal

    • @forgottenmachine806
      @forgottenmachine806 4 года назад +7

      @@dannymern6425 No badly died hair was mentioned so it's probably not Gerry

    • @najhoant
      @najhoant 4 года назад +10

      Truce Truce Probably Jan Kilbride, the Daedalus crew member who was targeted by The Vast. She apparently killed him and threw his remains into the pit to counteract The Buried’s ritual

  • @jacobvoorheis4492
    @jacobvoorheis4492 3 года назад +18

    I was driving home on a long car trip alone at night and this came on and I swear to god I almost swerved off the road. I got chills like crazy and I had to pull over and turn on all the lights. Good sound design and voice acting!

  • @syz3630
    @syz3630 Год назад +8

    Everyone is talking about TiKtoK and here i came just for VA Jonathan because he sound so similar to narrator slay the princess cuz i love the game and voice acting!

  • @sadclownschool9358
    @sadclownschool9358 3 года назад +17

    I really really didn't expect him to start talking about MY city

  • @vaydasmith4839
    @vaydasmith4839 Год назад +8

    Getting to this video and seeing how the replay graph is entirely flatlined until the end is the most terrifying thing ever. I haven't gotten to the peak yet.
    Update: WHAT

  • @N8O12
    @N8O12 2 года назад +36

    Ever since I started listening to this podcast youtube has been constantly recomending me this episode under every video.
    I guess youtube didnt want me to Ignore The Pit.

  • @danielleallen5395
    @danielleallen5395 2 года назад +9

    The ending scare the shit out of me
    For whatever reason the imagery was so clear and it had me frozen for the first time in this series. Well done, damn

  • @midnights2631
    @midnights2631 2 года назад +13

    Hearing Nikola's voice gave me the shivers, Jessica Law did a wonderful job!
    CAN EVERYONE STOP HURTING JON!?! PLEASE!!!

  • @seanthebluesheep
    @seanthebluesheep 2 года назад +9

    Gertrude turned to Jan and said "Bottomless pit? Not after I throw you in."

  • @bwapty251
    @bwapty251 3 года назад +25

    I originally found out about The Magnus Archives from TikTok, but now I’m on the 2nd season and I lowkey love it. It’s so well done and has an interesting story so far.

  • @flying_pig_girl
    @flying_pig_girl 4 года назад +49

    Nikola cracks me up ngl

  • @Ruuehxbfiqkxn
    @Ruuehxbfiqkxn Год назад +4

    I’ve finally gotten to the episode that made me listen to the Magnus archives!

  • @Companion92
    @Companion92 4 года назад +58

    Don't turn on the light

  • @consistencyiskey_
    @consistencyiskey_ Год назад +3

    Oh wow, this feels nostalgic. Can't believe I finally made it back here. This was the episode that made me discover Magnus Archives because of well, that TikTok trend (though I saw it on RUclips as a short). Didn't realize it was this one until I saw that I had already liked this video and the realization hit me that I came back to this (didn't listen to the whole thing the first time, just that part, then went to listen to the first episode lol). Gosh, I love this series / podcast, so grateful I encountered it.

  • @scissorcorn9956
    @scissorcorn9956 4 месяца назад +1

    This was the soundclip that got me to start listening to this series!!! Worth it 💕

  • @ironbarsjack7977
    @ironbarsjack7977 4 года назад +74

    Hands off Martin’s man like jfc

  • @ot7biasedmashups
    @ot7biasedmashups Год назад +38

    Me: **half asleep**
    Lightbulb: **blows**
    Me: 😨
    Jon: **chill**
    Me: 😰

  • @pyrowolfblue3297
    @pyrowolfblue3297 4 года назад +51

    I've literally searched everywhere for this podcast

    • @ari638
      @ari638 3 года назад +1

      Hey, you found it! You can also listen on spotify or any designated podcast app (I use PocketCast) but I know when you're listening to your first ever podcast you don't want to get an app or anything.

  • @stitchthelilo
    @stitchthelilo 6 месяцев назад +2

    oh man for the longest time i heard that one scene from here flying around back when i still had tiktok and was like “wtf is the magnus archives?” i never decided to find out right until my sister started talking about it to me, and then she got me into it and… now i’m here! crazy to hear this again with full context haha

  • @ravenwashere1776
    @ravenwashere1776 2 года назад +13

    21:00 my first real introduction to the Magnus Archives and it's this audio lol

  • @erinbathie-moore8478
    @erinbathie-moore8478 Год назад +2

    I feel like Nikola will be one of those "I love to hate her" sort of characters. She just sounds so saccharine, condescending and Fake, you know? This podcast is so good!!!

  • @iilittlepearii6430
    @iilittlepearii6430 4 года назад +36

    My father called me nicolah....tHeN i KiLlEd HiM

  • @curlyheadiyana2791
    @curlyheadiyana2791 4 года назад +67

    “hOw cOuLd I sOuNd aNytHiNg lOve iM PlAsTiC”

  • @xavierspirit1811
    @xavierspirit1811 3 года назад +9

    Okay, this is cool! I was born and raised in Washington, now live in Oregon and I drive past this on I5 all the time on my way to and from my old home. All of these stories have been so far away that I had to sort of imagine it more. However, I know my home state well this will be interesting!

  • @EVind-xz8km
    @EVind-xz8km 3 года назад +7

    The last few minutes were actually even scarier this time around (doing a complete re-listen of the whole podcast). My scalp is still prickling. Brrr. Excellent work.

  • @psychokineticism
    @psychokineticism 5 лет назад +89

    i live in WA and the way he pronounces Chehalis incorrectly amuses me lol

  • @fern-tastic511
    @fern-tastic511 5 месяцев назад +1

    THIS IS WHERE THE AUDIO COMES FROM?! OMG OMG I GOT SO EXCITED

  • @Valegr19
    @Valegr19 3 года назад +47

    Y aquí estoy, sin saber 100% inglés pero dándola toda para entender estos podcasts. Pd: ya aprendí que era pit :D

  • @kristinafaith6516
    @kristinafaith6516 4 года назад +11126

    Who else is here from TikTok🤠

  • @Tegres1
    @Tegres1 5 лет назад +58

    The Washington Creature reminds me of an ant lion.

  • @yeanofullname4283
    @yeanofullname4283 2 года назад +6

    I found this for a video idea and now I kinda wanna listen to the whole podcast.

  • @KraysHUN07
    @KraysHUN07 2 года назад +4

    Okay guys, finally here all caught up after finding this on tiktok. My life changed, i loved every second of this podcast so far

  • @meeeg7029
    @meeeg7029 5 месяцев назад +2

    Nikola sounds so proud of themself when she says “I used all the bits :D” she’s trying hard not to spook Jon so much! It’s all “don’t do that you won’t like it” in their own twisted way she’s trying to be civil with The Archivist! she just wants to live laugh love in the apocalypse
    Honestly girlboss behavior

  • @moonstone2029
    @moonstone2029 2 года назад +5

    I heard the part where Nikola says she's plastic a couple of time from... TikTok, I suppose ? I never really knew where the sound came from, I just thought it was cool... I freaked out when she started to say "How could I sound anything, silly ?" and I litteraly shouted "I'M PLASTIC !!" in my room ! It was so nice and I love that quote even more now !!!