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  • @Companion92
    @Companion92 4 года назад +4185

    Michael: I'm here to kill you
    Jon: Get in line

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 4 года назад +222

      take a number and sit down, you'll be here a while

    • @piratehalfdroid7370
      @piratehalfdroid7370 4 года назад +63

      I cant believe i laughed at this so much

    • @Ghostrecall_M
      @Ghostrecall_M 3 года назад +14

      Yup

    • @MPythonGirl
      @MPythonGirl 3 года назад +74

      Saying he groaned in response isn't adequate. It was an *annoyed put upon* groan.

    • @rydertheashen1722
      @rydertheashen1722 2 года назад +58

      The growl Jon makes had me dying, it's not even a fearful sound it just sounds like a "oh for fucks sake not you too"

  • @lilimia100
    @lilimia100 5 лет назад +3774

    he's not even scared anymore he's just tired of all those people trying to kill him

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 4 года назад +274

      I would probably act the same in his situation like the first person trying to kill me? New!!!! Exciting!!! What's gonna happen???? Will I die????? The 70th person trying to kill me? Boring. Old school. Been done before, flopped every time.

    • @holicandy01
      @holicandy01 4 года назад +70

      Get in the line

    • @frogonthebikeheh
      @frogonthebikeheh 2 года назад

      Yeah! Hahaha Michael is like:
      I will kill you
      And Jon's like:
      * sighs * Just get it over already

    • @TaryMeel
      @TaryMeel Год назад +30

      *you gain an achievement*
      **Napping through a Kidnapping**

    • @s4mIsh3r3
      @s4mIsh3r3 Год назад +10

      fear turns into routine, after all

  • @cybersearcher1041
    @cybersearcher1041 3 года назад +2360

    Can we just appreciate the fact that Jon's astounding lack of self care indirectly saved his life? If he had any sort of skin care routine the boy would've been peeled a lot sooner.

    • @lonewaffle231
      @lonewaffle231 2 года назад +24

      I dont think so. I feel like Michael would just pop in and take him away. Also men dont do skin care so it isnt really wird. And it takes some time for skin to recover so he would be alive for some more time befor they skin him

    • @albuseisenhorn3385
      @albuseisenhorn3385 2 года назад +15

      Its why I refuse to take care of my skin as per Bill Burr LOL

    • @Mel-qr5ob
      @Mel-qr5ob 2 года назад +113

      @@lonewaffle231 "men don't really do skincare"
      sunscreen, shaving, aftershave, washing your face, and pimple removal all count as skincare.
      If every man you've ever met, doesn't do at least one of those I wanna know what country you're in so I never visit cause that is groooossss
      I'm imagining that in summer men have constantly peeling sunburn skin on their faces, getting caught in their beards... makes me wanna hurl 🤢

    • @CyVoltage
      @CyVoltage 2 года назад +47

      @@lonewaffle231 I care for most of my skin most of the time thank you very much

    • @lonewaffle231
      @lonewaffle231 2 года назад +2

      @@Mel-qr5ob this is "advanced skin care" I am refering to.

  • @krasotabella9675
    @krasotabella9675 5 лет назад +3537

    every time I hear Micheal’s laugh twenty years are added to my lifespan

  • @HeyItsNovalee
    @HeyItsNovalee 3 года назад +2474

    HELP Jon literally walking headfirst into his death only to find out “...it’s locked” was the funniest fucking thing to happen in the whole show LMFAO

    • @thatoneguy8521
      @thatoneguy8521 2 года назад +125

      You could say it was ANOTHER TWIST????

    • @cupcaketv5673
      @cupcaketv5673 Год назад +98

      Michael: "😀😀 It can't be- 😀"

    • @ldg152
      @ldg152 Год назад +106

      I was DISTINCTLY under the impression that Jon lied about it being locked. That he lied to the liar, and made it trap itself within itself.

    • @tretizzle
      @tretizzle Год назад +33

      @@ldg152 that would have been so damn funny XD

    • @nateds7326
      @nateds7326 Год назад +30

      ​@@ldg152me too! But I have a feeling that that's not how Michael works

  • @noamratner8058
    @noamratner8058 4 года назад +2304

    I know Michael says he's not..well Michael anymore
    But with the amount of times he repeats how much Michael trusted Gertrude It sounds like there is still a lil bit of him that was hurt by her in him

    • @coffeewolfproductions9113
      @coffeewolfproductions9113 3 года назад +327

      Yep, especially with how he talks before giving the statement makes it feel like the real Micheal was shining through up until the end.

    • @boobean1444
      @boobean1444 3 года назад +102

      I know it made me really sad :(

    • @kingofpoliwhirls7464
      @kingofpoliwhirls7464 2 года назад +266

      From the way Helen spoke, it sounds like that's why he was. . . removed. Michael still had bits of the original Michael hanging around, which is why Helen could take over

    • @woodsiebabeyy7565
      @woodsiebabeyy7565 2 года назад +138

      @@kingofpoliwhirls7464 I think it's more he was neither completely the distortion nor completely Michael

    • @frogonthebikeheh
      @frogonthebikeheh 2 года назад +51

      @@woodsiebabeyy7565 He just was, and Helen is balance

  • @flying_pig_girl
    @flying_pig_girl 4 года назад +2842

    Nikola Orsinov may not be the dermatologist we wanted but she's the dermatologist we _needed_ .

  • @battyrae1398
    @battyrae1398 5 лет назад +1493

    "anyway elias, can i CALL you elias?"

    • @anerrantecho
      @anerrantecho 4 года назад +161

      All along she was trying to date him.

    • @Severeballoonknot
      @Severeballoonknot 4 года назад +45

      @@anerrantecho I ship it

    • @montauk1684
      @montauk1684 3 года назад +94

      Both her and Sarah Baldwin knew the whole time. She knew who he was the whole time. (In ep 96 Sarah Baldwin said, "Oh, so its Elias now". Bruh, they knew.

    • @SolarSeaSlug
      @SolarSeaSlug 3 года назад +22

      I love how she says it three times

    • @SOLO.SHAD0W-HAWK
      @SOLO.SHAD0W-HAWK 9 месяцев назад +15

      When you realise they weren't just being polite 0.o

  • @mothlee
    @mothlee 4 года назад +3657

    GUYS. GUYS. For the longest time I wondered how in the world Helen happened to find her way into being the Distortion and I chalked it up to pure chance. But guys. SHE DREW A MAP. At the beginning of MAG 47 while trying to show Jon how the corridors made no sense. She had that map with her when Micheal took her the second time, so it was only a matter of following it and making sense of the nonsense, just like Micheal before her. GAH the subtle detail and continuity in this show is amazing.

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 4 года назад +241

      YOO thanks for pointing that out

    • @imatiredstudent2081
      @imatiredstudent2081 4 года назад +160

      Holy crap you are totally right!!

    • @josef3475
      @josef3475 3 года назад +91

      You need to be noticed

    • @thehappyhouselife
      @thehappyhouselife 3 года назад +65

      Thank you so much for this because I was struggling lol

    • @epsyblue7714
      @epsyblue7714 3 года назад +174

      So you figure the Distortion out, only to become it?

  • @mrjones2721
    @mrjones2721 4 года назад +2404

    In the Q&A for this season, Jonny Sims says this was his favorite episode to record. He got the “bound and gagged” sound effects by shoving as much of his fist as possible into his own mouth, which produces an astonishing amount of drool but was so funny that Sims was reduced to giggles as he tried to describe the appeal.
    If you listen to the blooper reel, there’s a bit with Breekon and Hope at the local drugstore, picking out lotions. Priceless. Strongly recommended for the discriminating fan.

  • @alexdillahunt6908
    @alexdillahunt6908 3 года назад +1750

    Michael: Open it.
    Jon: . . . It's, uh, it's locked.
    Michael: No it's not.
    *Jiggles handle*
    Michael: Well, this is embarrassing.

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 2 года назад +57

      Reading this made me laugh

    • @BiblicFurby
      @BiblicFurby Год назад +102

      Bro forgot his Keys inside the door smh.

    • @kentonbaird1723
      @kentonbaird1723 Год назад +78

      Michael: "aahh, bugger. forgot my keys, they're inside.... Hey, y'know what? I left a window open. Got a ladder handy~?"
      Jon: "****** you~."

    • @manosmag3998
      @manosmag3998 7 месяцев назад +25

      "I swear this never happens-"

    • @wafflesthearttoad6916
      @wafflesthearttoad6916 6 месяцев назад +22

      *pulls out a comically large key ring where the key for every door Michael has is kept*

  • @bisexualantigone
    @bisexualantigone 4 года назад +2971

    'WE DO NEED IT IN BETTER SHAPE BEFORE WE PEEL YOU!" did she just call jon crusty??

    • @_mel_9953
      @_mel_9953 4 года назад +233

      I always pictured Jon having really dry skin, maybe some acne. She straight up roasted his skincare routine lmao.

    • @camiart_casual
      @camiart_casual 4 года назад +200

      @@_mel_9953 Well to be fair he's probably COVERED in scars

    • @uuxu6745
      @uuxu6745 3 года назад +22

      he is a crusty musty noob

    • @meowmeow6676
      @meowmeow6676 3 года назад +71

      What is skin if not the crust of a human?

    • @meowmeow6676
      @meowmeow6676 3 года назад +53

      I absolutely do not remember replying to this what the fuck.

  • @namaschu9418
    @namaschu9418 4 года назад +873

    Elias S2: "Micheal? Don't know that guy."
    Elias S3: "Micheal? Unimportant, ignore him."
    So that was a fucking lie

    • @SOLO.SHAD0W-HAWK
      @SOLO.SHAD0W-HAWK 9 месяцев назад +7

      Oh..

    • @theregalproletariat
      @theregalproletariat 4 месяца назад +7

      Nah, Elias seems to have got it about right.
      Michael's just been bouncing around on the sidelines, and is now dead

  • @pixiemeg
    @pixiemeg 4 года назад +1111

    "I do not WANT to be Michael" chilled me

    • @tomboi941
      @tomboi941 4 года назад +42

      i mean, i wouldnt either

    • @rai4119
      @rai4119 3 месяца назад +3

      This whole episode made me understand the twisting way better. That "it is not what it is" and the euphoria basically being perceived and present, but the failure of now being trapped in or AS something corporeal

  • @kait-o-vision
    @kait-o-vision 5 лет назад +2175

    Jon's disgruntled "what else is new" noise after being told he was about to be killed made my day
    (noo Michael)

  • @voidmatic
    @voidmatic 4 года назад +849

    "can I call you Elias?" *angry archivist noises*

  • @EVERYWHEREinc
    @EVERYWHEREinc 5 лет назад +1873

    As somebody named Elias, that beginning in particular was an Experience to listen to

    • @rainm9894
      @rainm9894 4 года назад +163

      its like being named Steven and playing the Stanley parable

    • @apollyoniguess
      @apollyoniguess 4 года назад +84

      Can I CALL yiy Elias?

    • @mothmanscousin9656
      @mothmanscousin9656 4 года назад +66

      My name is caitlin Bates and there's a the flash episode where he goes "Caitlin, Bates is gone" talking to one character about another but I wasn't paying attention and it was super creepy

    • @dragonwolf4274
      @dragonwolf4274 4 года назад +21

      I've heard my given name in history texts and my taken name in a show i think and it has spooked me every goddamned time
      Can't imagine what a fun experience it was for u

    • @miratarnish6316
      @miratarnish6316 3 года назад +9

      Your username tho

  • @Birbs87
    @Birbs87 3 года назад +1057

    3:09 John's muffled "Fuck. You." to this day is within my top 5 lines in the show

    • @-S.L.
      @-S.L. 2 года назад +15

      Same

    • @minuspi8372
      @minuspi8372 2 года назад +56

      I never noticed that's what he actually said 🤣

    • @jdk2535
      @jdk2535 Год назад +104

      It's even funnier to me because I'm watching while having the transcript open, and the transcript writes it as "[Muffled Feelings]" ... great joke

    • @NerveUnderscore
      @NerveUnderscore Год назад +5

      You made me cackle 🤣

    • @Drak_buddy
      @Drak_buddy Год назад +24

      And then the scoff when she didn’t understand his insult

  • @dg674
    @dg674 4 года назад +820

    Jon's resigned "okay" before he essentially attempts to end his own life destroyed me, thanks

    • @Vi_Vi_1
      @Vi_Vi_1 3 года назад +41

      Yeah that...that hurt

    • @channel13113
      @channel13113 Год назад +16

      19:42

    • @redisnotonline
      @redisnotonline 5 месяцев назад +10

      the more i watch the more it makes sense why martins worried about him

  • @cae2212
    @cae2212 3 года назад +912

    Good habits/ features/etc. for surviving in tma:
    - having adhd
    - being a himbo
    - just pissing off after the first supernatural encounter
    Bad habits/ features:
    -being named Michael (I mean seriously we have two Michaels so far and both had some trouble events before being killed/ destroyed on tape)

    • @the_pipster
      @the_pipster 2 года назад +62

      three michaels, if you count shelley and distortion as two different people. four if you count salasa as a michael. and they were all killed by strong independent women

    • @Ghostrecall_M
      @Ghostrecall_M 2 года назад +17

      So that's what happen to my dad.

    • @TonyToed
      @TonyToed Год назад +18

      also just straight up falling asleep

    • @artofboredom42
      @artofboredom42 Год назад +7

      Dunno if this counts but there is Salesa as well

    • @citra1885
      @citra1885 Год назад +11

      ​@@the_pipster so if you're Michael, BE AFRAID of strong women, got it.

  • @KirillZavyalov
    @KirillZavyalov 3 года назад +368

    I’m sorry, Michael going “oh. Oh no” about the locked door is the absolute funniest thing ever

  • @fays.p.5663
    @fays.p.5663 4 года назад +1150

    We gained a twisty wife today. But at what cost
    (The cost is Michael's laughter. I made myself sad about the spiral so I'm just gonna go ahead and put my clown make up on)

    • @fays.p.5663
      @fays.p.5663 4 года назад +65

      @Emily Barclay *Oprah voice intensifies* and you get a wife and you get a wife and you-

    • @fays.p.5663
      @fays.p.5663 4 года назад +39

      @Emily Barclay and they all have one thing in common. They *can* and *will* beat the shit out of us

    • @mallerman7515
      @mallerman7515 4 года назад +12

      @Emily Barclay I have not gotten any further so don't spoil if it hasn't appeard yet, but who is table wife? Is it Not!Sasha?

    • @KateCantDraw
      @KateCantDraw 3 года назад +26

      I like to think that somewhere, deep in the unknowing, there's a very sad, very lost young man, who just became a little less alone.

    • @emerz3530
      @emerz3530 3 года назад +7

      @@mallerman7515 Maybe Amy Patel? I don't really know either but she was the statement giver in the table episode. (Or maybe because it's related to The Web it's the girl from Arachnophobia).

  • @lilaboxx
    @lilaboxx 3 года назад +587

    Michael Shelley, Tim stoker and Melanie King, are they naming their characters after famous horror authors on purpose?

    • @coffeewolfproductions9113
      @coffeewolfproductions9113 3 года назад +93

      Yep, they are judging from their statements and the heart on your comment. Martin Blackwood was also named after horror characters/writers (I forget which)

    • @lilaboxx
      @lilaboxx 3 года назад +21

      @@coffeewolfproductions9113 yeah, i heard that in a q&a at this point, it's a very cool detail

    • @the_pipster
      @the_pipster 2 года назад +40

      also georgie barker, sasha james, and even jonathan sims if you count jonny

    • @Archiv1st
      @Archiv1st Год назад +4

      Now I’ve got to go read all these books by these authors

    • @Pariah502
      @Pariah502 Год назад +9

      @@coffeewolfproductions9113 that'd be Algernon Blackwood

  • @purpleheadache6455
    @purpleheadache6455 2 года назад +204

    I find it incredibly poetic that the end of Michael’s statement in this episode ended up with him being destroyed by Helen. When, back in episode 47, Helen’s statement ended with her being abducted by Michael.

  • @kwasichan722
    @kwasichan722 4 года назад +727

    The annoyed noise he makes when she calls him rude is hilarious

  • @MS-vp6hx
    @MS-vp6hx 4 года назад +543

    Michael's description of becoming Michael weirdly reminded me of the episode where they guy's brain is made into a computer? Like the feeling of being a more complicated, vast, shapeless, eternal thing shoved into a human's more limited entity is probably similar to the human brain being shoved into the sharp angles of computer circuitry

    • @barefootwanderer
      @barefootwanderer 2 года назад +29

      f**k i never thought of it like that.

    • @lordbaphie
      @lordbaphie Год назад +27

      That was also a Spiral statement, so it makes sense

  • @ioannameli8602
    @ioannameli8602 5 лет назад +1454

    I remember that michael scared me so much at first, especially his laugh,but now i find him so amusing that an almost entire ep with him was phenomenal,as is his voice actor

    • @hollynotholy
      @hollynotholy 4 года назад +118

      I got really sad by the turn of events, cuz I loved his voice and laughter, but Helen's voice also works really well once distorted.

    • @anemoi6803
      @anemoi6803 4 года назад +133

      Somehow him being extremely funny doesn't stop him being pants-shittingly terrifying. Except for that scream, that was just terrifying

    • @The-Busy-Beeeee
      @The-Busy-Beeeee Год назад +11

      @@anemoi6803low-key heart breaking tbh

  • @_mel_9953
    @_mel_9953 4 года назад +620

    Nikola really went “your skin is so bad that even I don’t want to wear it; looks like we’ll have to glow you up a bit.” Dont be shy Rusty Quill, drop the Nikola Helping Jon With Hi Skincare scene.

    • @-S.L.
      @-S.L. 2 года назад +9

      I second this, what skincare is she using?

    • @micahconnor8954
      @micahconnor8954 2 года назад +15

      @@-S.L. probably melted plastic molded over skin and painted with clown makeup

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 2 года назад +14

      WE NEED A NIKOLA SKINCARE TUTORIAL

    • @DJSilly9
      @DJSilly9 2 года назад +16

      TMA AU where Jon's not being carted off to the death circus to get skinned alive and Nikola just shows up in 97 to give the poor guy a proper skincare routine

  • @clovercard22
    @clovercard22 4 года назад +630

    Michael: I'm going to kill you
    Jon: (long suffering muffled groan)

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 4 года назад +47

      translation: "what else is new"

  • @ksimvanderhlaar
    @ksimvanderhlaar 4 года назад +613

    I love how cheerful, affable and theatrical Nikola Orsinov is. In a world seemingly populated by tired and snarky characters she's like a breath of fresh air lmao
    ...Even if she is a murderous clown mannequin.

  • @_brain_rot
    @_brain_rot 10 месяцев назад +36

    Imagine rusty quil dropping a skincare line with clown/circus branding and the tagline "for optimum peeling" approved by doctor nikola

  • @konoha_z6300
    @konoha_z6300 4 года назад +592

    b-b-but;;; michael........
    does this mean i'll never hear his beautiful, wonderful laugh ever again? :'(
    why am i actually sad over the fuckhands madness distortion murder man

    • @malaizze
      @malaizze 3 года назад +54

      HUSBAND NOOOOOoooOooo

    • @xultra_violetx
      @xultra_violetx 3 года назад +60

      R.i.p. Door Husband he will be missed T^T

    • @minty7945
      @minty7945 3 года назад +38

      same :( goodbye to the world's best doorman

    • @bluethespy
      @bluethespy 3 года назад +34

      toodles slendermans gay cousin ig

    • @daringromanVA
      @daringromanVA 2 года назад +14

      MICHEAL NOOOOOO, MY SPIRALLY BOYYYY :(((

  • @cae2212
    @cae2212 3 года назад +200

    "We do need you in better shape before we peel you" Well excuse me, john got:
    - almost eaten by worms
    - burned
    - kidnapped and almost shot
    - kidnapped and almost nailed to a chair
    - Is under constant stress
    No wonder his skin sucks

  • @ann-margretparke9525
    @ann-margretparke9525 3 года назад +159

    Jon is kidnapped by the unknowing, then kidnapped by the spiral. Only our Archivist could be double kidnapped. Go Jon!

    • @pinxelated2799
      @pinxelated2799 3 года назад +5

      he is the king of plot armor

    • @kitkendal5140
      @kitkendal5140 4 месяца назад

      He’s becoming quite the kidnap queen lately

  • @ilovebooks49
    @ilovebooks49 4 года назад +409

    jon's noises while he was gagged and nikola was talking were SO FUNNY

    • @faxonii
      @faxonii 3 года назад +12

      if you didn’t already know, jonny made the muffled effect by shoving as much of his fist as he could in his mouth lmao

    • @_mel_9953
      @_mel_9953 3 года назад +11

      fr he sounds so annoyed i love him

  • @hollynotholy
    @hollynotholy 4 года назад +736

    SPOILERS
    Somehow I fell even more in love with Michael after his statement. Shame he disappeared right after giving it.

    • @gylfie1099
      @gylfie1099 4 года назад +59

      Me too, that’s why I’ve chosen to just ignore that fact

    • @namaschu9418
      @namaschu9418 4 года назад +11

      @@gylfie1099 same

    • @malaizze
      @malaizze 3 года назад +23

      Husband gone :(

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 2 года назад +7

      He's still around, probably

    • @avet9413
      @avet9413 Год назад +19

      He’s still there. He may of disappeared screaming but HE’S STILL ALIVE. I choose to live in the reality where after Helen came around he was returned to being regular Michael and he got to do nice people things :-)

  • @karmen4444
    @karmen4444 4 года назад +339

    I can literally hear Jon roll his eyes at Nikola.

  • @Gingerbredgirl1
    @Gingerbredgirl1 4 года назад +270

    Michael telling Jon he's a better Archivist than Gertrude🥰🥰

  • @bubberart
    @bubberart 4 года назад +508

    I'm officially running for president of the Michael stans

  • @arttu2666
    @arttu2666 4 года назад +467

    Nikola is my government-assigned clownsona

    • @lydiac9118
      @lydiac9118 4 года назад +10

      THIS COMMENT IS SENDING ME UP THE FUCKIN WALLS

  • @awarlockunkindlyborn1353
    @awarlockunkindlyborn1353 9 месяцев назад +39

    I'm sad because this explains why Michael let Tim and Martin out of the Spiral during Hide and Seek instead of killing them or letting them wander for eternity. He was in thier place once, an archival assistant lost in the Spiral because their boss lied to them/didn't tell them anything. He's always had too much Michael Shelley left over in him. :(((

    • @alphalilly8207
      @alphalilly8207 Месяц назад +1

      I guess Gertrude did a really thorough job on the Spiral XD

  • @rexcorvus09
    @rexcorvus09 4 года назад +623

    1:32 I love how there are no actual words said, but can clearly hear him say "Wait, what?" Even with a gag.

    • @egg3255
      @egg3255 4 года назад +53

      also, “what?” at 4:31

    • @rexcorvus09
      @rexcorvus09 4 года назад +127

      @@egg3255 not to mention the possible "Fuck you" at 3:09

    • @mackenziedillon295
      @mackenziedillon295 4 года назад +1

      Also "f@ck you"

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 4 года назад +4

      @@rexcorvus09 was definitely fuck you

    • @_mel_9953
      @_mel_9953 4 года назад +28

      Rex Corvus I kept re-listening to that part and... yep, it definitely sounds like a “fuck you”

  • @RoseMultiverse
    @RoseMultiverse 4 года назад +217

    Michael sounding bitter: and she did *not* hesitate!

  • @ambrose4947
    @ambrose4947 5 лет назад +655

    I end up relistening to this episode so much more often than any of the others because Nikola and Michael's voices are both amazing, and listening to Jon be sassy even when gagged always makes me laugh.

  • @jakecowx2800
    @jakecowx2800 4 года назад +191

    I love how Jon's only reaction to being told he's going to be killed is a groan of 'REALLY??'

  • @jrtandembicycles508
    @jrtandembicycles508 4 года назад +180

    I'm listening to tma for the first time and hearing Jon's character development gives me whiplash.
    Also, "How are you feeling?!" The muffled, "Fuck. You." nearly killed me.

  • @midnights2631
    @midnights2631 2 года назад +81

    Despite Michael saying he's not Michael Shelly, it seems like he's bitter what Gertrude did, and I don't blame him.
    We lost a king, but gained a queen.

  • @freya951
    @freya951 4 года назад +626

    11:38 "Do you know what he worried about?" And then the answer was Gertrude! That hit me so hard because here Michael Shelley reminds me so much of our dear sweet Martin Blackwood. I really hope Michael the Hands (my name for him, or Michael the Spiral if you like) is/was right when he implied that Jon's better archivist than Gertrude. We already know Jon is appalled at the idea of sacrificing anyone even for the "greater good" but that just means he'll need to find a really good third option.

    • @dandeliondaffodyls1426
      @dandeliondaffodyls1426 2 года назад +45

      Hc that that might be why Distortion Michael considers Jon a better Archivist. He actually cares for his assistants.

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 2 года назад

      Gertrude deserved to die

    • @Wrong_Galaxy3439
      @Wrong_Galaxy3439 4 месяца назад

      Tears
      Just
      Tears

  • @hillsophie334
    @hillsophie334 3 года назад +226

    [MUFFLED FEELINGS]
    [MUFFLED PANIC]
    I love the transcripts so much lol

  • @mackenziedillon295
    @mackenziedillon295 4 года назад +358

    I'm really going to miss Micheal. I love his voice and his laugh.

  • @mammon_is_god
    @mammon_is_god 6 лет назад +336

    The Liar tells no lies except that which you believe to be true.

    • @Tegres1
      @Tegres1 5 лет назад +20

      So, The Liar is basically Garak.

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 4 года назад +10

      Seems Terry Pratchett may have been vaguely aware of this entity then

    • @micahconnor8954
      @micahconnor8954 2 года назад +2

      @@Tegres1 idk how common it is for DS9 to intersect with Magnus but I'm so happy that it did

  • @KemonoPriestessHazuki
    @KemonoPriestessHazuki 4 года назад +281

    The Liar entity, so... Michael resents the people of the institute for becoming an expendable unit in the hands of the previous head archivist... Helen is the new vessel to the Liar entity, she liked Jon before she became the avatar for the Liar entity... hrr... I understand how this creature works now * W *
    its like... it can retain its abilities and memories and stuff, but it cannot retain the will or agendas of the previous vessels... This is a very neutral entity.

    • @AckermanYuki
      @AckermanYuki 4 года назад +6

      WHO TF IS HELEN???HAVE WE MET HER BEFORE???

    • @mrjones2721
      @mrjones2721 4 года назад +22

      Ackerman Yuki She was the statement-giver in The New Door, episode 47.

    • @mrjones2721
      @mrjones2721 4 года назад +45

      Ackerman Yuki Don’t feel bad. The series assumes we all have the same perfect memory for statements that Jon does, so you’ll frequently run into people you’re supposed to know and have zero recollection of. When you’re lost, check the wiki.

    • @AckermanYuki
      @AckermanYuki 4 года назад +8

      @@mrjones2721 ty :')

    • @beltaya276
      @beltaya276 4 года назад +28

      @@mrjones2721 oh my GOD helen was the woman who kept getting trapped in the corridors wasnt she??? holy shit

  • @catwhiskers4885
    @catwhiskers4885 3 года назад +119

    YES YES MICHEAL AND HELEN ARE WONDERFUL BUT WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW JON WAS PREPARED TO DIE??? HE WAS WAY TO CHILL ABOUT IT

  • @klaushargreevesstanaccount8835
    @klaushargreevesstanaccount8835 4 года назад +87

    Michael:
    Martin:
    *insert spiderman pointing meme*

  • @nbv6975
    @nbv6975 3 года назад +73

    Would I trust Nikola with my life? Absolutely fcking not. But would I trust her with my skincare? Oh most definitely.

  • @beltaya276
    @beltaya276 4 года назад +111

    also just imagining jon being captive by these entities and he gets saved and has glowing smooth skin bc they've been keeping up a great regimen for him LMAO

  • @maryagrimm8412
    @maryagrimm8412 4 года назад +260

    Can Jon go three minutes without getting kidnapped?

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 4 года назад +41

      or stabbed, or burned, or generally harmed

    • @DJSilly9
      @DJSilly9 2 года назад +6

      No :)

    • @Ghostrecall_M
      @Ghostrecall_M 2 года назад +4

      It gets worse.

  • @gulo2476
    @gulo2476 4 года назад +583

    One of the things I really appreciate about this podcast is the diversity. Like, it's not thrown in your face that THIS ASTROPHYSICIST IS A HISPANIC WOMAN LOOK HOW PROGRESSIVE WE ARE, it just *is*. And that's normal. Like it should be. Diversity should be an accepted normality in the real world, and it is in this podcast. So I appreciate that, so much. Thanks RQ.

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 4 года назад +93

      Yeah, it's honestly really awesome?? Like we get statements from all sorts of different diverse people, and it's never brought up it's just that all those people had stories to share and just happened to be that thing!! Its great :D

    • @fishy658
      @fishy658 4 года назад +111

      Jon being Asexual was such a delight for me to find out!! Its the only Ace rep besides maybe Todd from bojackhorseman that is in a fandom I'm apart of

    • @MochiPuff58
      @MochiPuff58 4 года назад +16

      Is she Hispanic or is she Latina? I mean Spain isn’t too far from the UK, so I’m not sure if she’s a person of color

    • @jormungandrworldserpent6437
      @jormungandrworldserpent6437 3 года назад +12

      @@fishy658 when was it said that John was ace? Because everyone keeps saying this and I’d very much like it if it where canon

    • @MarkWaner
      @MarkWaner 3 года назад +31

      @@jormungandrworldserpent6437 It was confirmed on Q&A and Jon Sims (the author) twitted with a confirmation

  • @thestranger4894
    @thestranger4894 Год назад +35

    I love how Elias’s true identity is hinted here with Orsinov always asking “can I call you Elias?

    • @voiddarkness3308
      @voiddarkness3308 Год назад

      I'm sorry I'm a bit confused what is Elias's identity?

    • @thestranger4894
      @thestranger4894 Год назад +3

      @@voiddarkness3308 spoiler but, Elias isn’t who he claims he is.

    • @tretizzle
      @tretizzle Год назад +4

      It's so funny that she's as polite as she is monstrous

  • @trucetruce335
    @trucetruce335 4 года назад +100

    You can hear Jon’s sass through his “mmrrrmrrrmrs”

  • @cosmiccambion
    @cosmiccambion 2 года назад +66

    the panic before and the scream after are beautiful in their own right but there is something i find so captivating about the moment of realization. just a very small, i'd even call it calm, "oh. oh no."
    given the spiral's distaste for being michael i imagine that small exchange was the last piece of michael before his..... "unraveling" shall we say?

    • @Ch-4-lie
      @Ch-4-lie 2 года назад +29

      Another thing to note in this is his voice slowly losing the distorted effect near the end. By the time he says "oh no" the distortion effect is completely gone from his voice

  • @ode4162
    @ode4162 3 года назад +64

    one thing i love about michael is that his VA's laugh is Just Like That

  • @claude3429
    @claude3429 5 лет назад +255

    Everytime she shows up, I love Nikola's voice and character more and more

    • @rob4ctwo
      @rob4ctwo 4 года назад +8

      her voice does sound very mannequin-y, i love it

  • @agoatinthecircus125
    @agoatinthecircus125 4 года назад +236

    jokes aside the spiral might be my fave entity i l o v e d this statement

  • @kryptoniantree1739
    @kryptoniantree1739 4 года назад +87

    I love Nikola's voice, she sounds like an over-enthusiastic primary school teacher

  • @mjamin9124
    @mjamin9124 4 года назад +58

    i could _HEAR_ jon roll his eyes after michael said he was going to kill him

  • @Dewdlebot
    @Dewdlebot 4 года назад +45

    Helen showed up like “You are what you eat”

  • @theultimatedisappointment7059
    @theultimatedisappointment7059 4 года назад +121

    fun fact: jonny recorded the bit where he had his mouth covered by shoving his fist in his mouth just thought someone should mention that

  • @CytheriaXylia
    @CytheriaXylia Год назад +19

    Listening to this while reading the Wiki transcript is hilarious.
    *Orsinov:*
    "How are you feeling?"
    *Jon:*
    [MUFFLED FEELINGS]

    • @CytheriaXylia
      @CytheriaXylia Год назад +4

      Also I'm going to miss Michael. His voice actor did an amazing job with him, and I loved the delay in his laughs, it sounded like they were falling off the edges of reality.

  • @undergnomes6248
    @undergnomes6248 Год назад +10

    I love that there's a big difference between being an avatar for the entities vs having them bound to you similar to how the mimic was bound to the table

  • @littleintrovert7469
    @littleintrovert7469 4 года назад +53

    I wanna hear what Michael’s laugh sounds like when he’s dying of laughter

  • @mrs.han_whitethorn
    @mrs.han_whitethorn 4 года назад +105

    I still stand by my decision that Jon needs a three year paid vacation.

  • @Cracrayglitterbug
    @Cracrayglitterbug 3 года назад +46

    Everyone else: struggling to get decent statements and stuck at the institute
    Meanwhile Jon:

  • @wildwolf3860
    @wildwolf3860 5 месяцев назад +5

    20:09 the equivalent of arguing with your dad about the TV not working "have you tried turning it on and off again"
    "YES"
    "here let me try.. oh-"

  • @2001Pieps
    @2001Pieps 4 года назад +93

    I wonder if the entity from MAG 85 'Upon the Stair' is one of the Spiral cultist who was "cast to the places that aren't".

  • @blep5340
    @blep5340 5 лет назад +130

    Michael's laugh gives me life

  • @alenasavenko7590
    @alenasavenko7590 3 года назад +29

    I LOOOOVE the way Micheal scream turned into a door creaking

  • @nickoluspatraszewski7768
    @nickoluspatraszewski7768 5 лет назад +134

    5:06 for our special door boi

    • @hollynotholy
      @hollynotholy 4 года назад +22

      Michael Shelley deserved better.

  • @jadynnkotch1833
    @jadynnkotch1833 4 года назад +96

    michael's laugh is the only reason to live

  • @josharchibald4637
    @josharchibald4637 2 года назад +21

    The gag did nothing to stop Jon's sass. Beautiful.

  • @barefootwanderer
    @barefootwanderer 2 года назад +28

    Nikola Orsinov is the most terrifying character in TMA. Jess absolutely knocks it out of the park with her performance, she's bloody terrifying.

  • @vclentini
    @vclentini 4 года назад +102

    This is even creepier since I kinda imagine Gertrude as my Introduction to Archival Science professor.

    • @CamilleChauTempsDesCerises
      @CamilleChauTempsDesCerises Год назад +5

      Three years after your comment, I hope she never brought you to an unexisting place in Russia

    • @vclentini
      @vclentini Год назад +1

      @@CamilleChauTempsDesCerises No, but last year I asked her to be my supervisor for my thesis in Archival Science💀

    • @CamilleChauTempsDesCerises
      @CamilleChauTempsDesCerises Год назад +1

      @vclentini Did she accept ? (Congrats if you're in a thesis and even if you're not !)

    • @vclentini
      @vclentini Год назад +1

      @@CamilleChauTempsDesCerises yes yes I'm in my Master Degree now 😂 Thank you! ❤️

  • @lilaboxx
    @lilaboxx 3 года назад +56

    Am i the only one who's gonna miss Michael's absolute chaotic energy? I like Helen but I'm gonna miss Micheal

  • @victory_snow8220
    @victory_snow8220 3 года назад +54

    Okay, so I found TMS by watching a music video titled "A Distortion Trial", and had no idea what the hell was going on. So I looked it up and fell into the TMA rabbit hole! Now I finally understand that music video and it only took 101 episodes to do so. Am I going to stop? Well I'm too far deep now and I wanna see Martin confess his love to Jon lol

  • @nogod9552
    @nogod9552 Год назад +5

    2:52 'can i call you elias' 😭😭😭 omgg this better not be foreshadowing istfg

  • @evancamphouse94
    @evancamphouse94 4 года назад +69

    I didn’t think I would miss Micheal this much :(

  • @samlueke2855
    @samlueke2855 5 лет назад +92

    I think this might be the first time I've heard Nikola after getting into The Mechanisms. Hearing Jessica Law go from the Toy Soldier to.... that.... gave me whiplash lol

    • @kyberserpent6397
      @kyberserpent6397 4 года назад +7

      Lmao the Toy Soldier also stole a voice box.

    • @samlueke2855
      @samlueke2855 4 года назад +4

      @@kyberserpent6397 the typecasting is absolutely unreal

  • @racoon_in_ankhmorpork
    @racoon_in_ankhmorpork 2 года назад +27

    Can I just say-it makes me so unusually happy to know that so many of us are going to miss Michael’s laugh, specifically. I ADORED Michael, and his laugh was definitely the best thing about him to me. The voice acting’s just exquisite, it deserves an award. RIP spiral man deranged laughter, you will be missed :,(

  • @Vi_Vi_1
    @Vi_Vi_1 3 года назад +20

    "just move yourselves away and take it with you" I can't why is Nikola so funny

  • @lord_azazel001
    @lord_azazel001 4 года назад +36

    Micheal's voice is so perfectly layered, it makes chills run up my spine every time.

  • @caseytaylor4896
    @caseytaylor4896 2 года назад +5

    3:04 “But now, I can ask the questions! How are you FEELING?” “FUCK. Y O U.” LMAOOSHDH

  • @heftyglorps1387
    @heftyglorps1387 3 месяца назад +5

    This was *so* good.
    Sailing to a place that never existed and journeying up to the mountains that could never have a name, on an impossible altar and staring straight into the sanity burning new fully formed Eldritch horror *becoming*.
    Walking through doors that would open to all the places that were never there, following maps that don't make sense and being remade, mortal morphing into a cosmic horror, casting the cultists into all the places that aren't.
    *chefs kiss* absolute genius. It took me a relisten to fully grasp and truly appreciate how much workmanship went into these descriptions of ungraspable concepts. Jonathan Simms is a literary genius with words.

  • @drago1514
    @drago1514 4 года назад +217

    Michael :-)

  • @Izzy-iv8pr
    @Izzy-iv8pr 4 года назад +90

    Jon’s indignant mumbling lol

  • @atiredweeb8551
    @atiredweeb8551 Год назад +24

    Bro that scream scared me so much IM SWEATING
    Also is it me or does Michael sound hurt when he keeps repeating how "he trusted her."

    • @x-ca1iber
      @x-ca1iber Год назад +9

      he's not so entirely removed from "michael shelley" based on how he sounds distraught and angry at gertrude when describing "michael shelley"'s becoming. the spiral is not made to make sense, and michael as a character is so oughhhhhhhhhh

    • @atiredweeb8551
      @atiredweeb8551 Год назад +2

      @@x-ca1iber Our favorite skrunkly boi

  • @The-Eye866
    @The-Eye866 10 месяцев назад +8

    Imagine being in a grocery store and just seeing two burly delivery men with a cart full of lotion

  • @juno1752
    @juno1752 8 месяцев назад +7

    3:09 this deliberate as hell “fuck you.” Is the ballsiest thing Jon ever did. Too bad Nikola didn’t give a shit

  • @PineeTree99
    @PineeTree99 3 месяца назад +5

    4:44
    - Cut to Breekon and Hope in the nearest Boots -

  • @tmaxgo6696
    @tmaxgo6696 3 года назад +35

    So there's a ritual for each Fear? The unknowing, whatever soon-to-be-micheal was doing. I also really like the You-don't-now-me and Is-not-what-it-is style nams

    • @kazimrittika783
      @kazimrittika783 2 месяца назад +1

      I believe the spiral's ritual was called, The Great Twisting'

  • @rydertheashen1722
    @rydertheashen1722 2 года назад +10

    The functions of the Distortion are SO. FUCKING. COOL. I really really liked Michael's VA and I get the feeling Helen is gonna be just as cool. Just over halfway through the podcast and I am so invested