D&D Story: Ep.6 - A Quest for Sneeze! [Fool's Gold]

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  • @MartivirLizard
    @MartivirLizard 4 года назад +2057

    "sorry for your dead... friend... thing..."
    "sneeze."
    "bless you"
    Sips: >:L

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 4 года назад +30

      "Remember... this is gonna be *intentional.* "

    • @twinfinitely3627
      @twinfinitely3627 3 года назад +5

      Lmao

    • @J0hnB09
      @J0hnB09 3 года назад +18

      Plot twist: the guy’s religious and tried to bless sips.

    • @banann_ducc
      @banann_ducc 3 года назад +12

      Him saying bless you to sips saying sneeze is pure comedy

    • @Phynnecho
      @Phynnecho 2 года назад +6

      best line ever.

  • @pintle2939
    @pintle2939 5 лет назад +2180

    10:45 MR wizardly:“ughhhhhhhh”
    Sips:“Sneeze”
    Mr wizardly:“Bless you”
    *sips is filled with rage*

  • @The73MPL4R
    @The73MPL4R 5 лет назад +1944

    D&D summed up in one moment:
    "What's going on?"
    "I DUNNO, SOME BULLSH*T"

    • @InsanityVirus
      @InsanityVirus 4 года назад +40

      You.... you don't understand how much this comment is making me laugh right now XD
      IT'S SO ACCURATE IT HURTS

    • @isaaceshleman2833
      @isaaceshleman2833 4 года назад +16

      Someone found and (accidentally) burned the corpse.of a horse. Someone else then decided that he should chop it up for nourishment across the next three days.

    • @markusacanals487
      @markusacanals487 4 года назад +1

      xd

    • @InsanityVirus
      @InsanityVirus 4 года назад +4

      @@isaaceshleman2833 I can understand everything but the accident part. What did wild magic happen and they casted fireball? XD

    • @isaaceshleman2833
      @isaaceshleman2833 4 года назад +4

      @@InsanityVirus They pulled out a torch, rolled Perception, got a natural 1, and decided "nothing worthwhile here" and flung the torch.

  • @thepyrokitten
    @thepyrokitten 5 лет назад +2726

    "These scrolls only work if the soul is willing.......right?"
    *Sipps has an existential crisis*
    *I have an existential crisis*

    • @thegrapetree652
      @thegrapetree652 5 лет назад +18

      Its sips w/ 1 p

    • @Daniel_Medrano216
      @Daniel_Medrano216 4 года назад +47

      He wanted the ear

    • @acm4bass
      @acm4bass 4 года назад +11

      Buffy singing: " I think I was in Heav..en.....I was in Heav...en."

    • @firstname4355
      @firstname4355 3 года назад +2

      I read this comment as soon as that part played in the video

    • @helloimarabbit4083
      @helloimarabbit4083 3 года назад +10

      *We all have a existential crisis!*

  • @SaltedToaster
    @SaltedToaster 5 лет назад +3321

    Sips: "...Sneeze."
    Wizardly: "Bless you."
    Me: *Death*

    • @iqd2072
      @iqd2072 5 лет назад +82

      Sips:
      Wizardly: *wHy dO I hEAr BOsS mUSiC?*

    • @devilbowser253
      @devilbowser253 5 лет назад +45

      Wizardly: what about da dead dragon you killed that one time
      Arina: ffffffffffuuuuuuuu
      Jack: OH BOY THE NEXT EPISODES GONNA BE WILD!

    • @allyyybattt1733
      @allyyybattt1733 5 лет назад +4

      I died

    • @rewrew897
      @rewrew897 5 лет назад +10

      *BLESSES SNEEZES SOUL TO ALLOW IT TO SURVIVE LONGER*

    • @sketchiiicat3157
      @sketchiiicat3157 5 лет назад +8

      I actually sneezed right before he said bless you.......help?

  • @sorenmine7765
    @sorenmine7765 5 лет назад +1461

    "i can only keep it open for about 5-10 minutes."
    Yeah, i call bs. He's just too lazy to care.

    • @MayAndReptileFriends
      @MayAndReptileFriends 5 лет назад +31

      Sorenmine I think you’re right

    • @TITAN_101
      @TITAN_101 5 лет назад +42

      Lazy, grumpy, always tierd looking to the point he really wished he was still asleep... yep sounds like me if I was a badass near-god level powerful being

    • @DanielTheEvil
      @DanielTheEvil 5 лет назад +11

      He can properly hold it open for mush longer, but just don't feel like it

    • @blackcitadel9
      @blackcitadel9 5 лет назад +29

      I was expecting him to say "I can only keep it open for about....5...10...hours. But I got stuff to do, so you get 5 minutes."

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx 5 лет назад +10

      When i get to be a lvl 20 wizard/sorc/warlock i aspire to be a lazy asshole too.

  • @micahtheblowfish7124
    @micahtheblowfish7124 4 года назад +907

    Me almost the entire time:
    *"WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GO TO NECROMART"*

    • @JLT0087
      @JLT0087 4 года назад +107

      Because they didn't want a Sneeze zombie.

    • @grimmer-rd1mm
      @grimmer-rd1mm 4 года назад +86

      Yeah I hear they take hands.

    • @matthewskorupski6513
      @matthewskorupski6513 2 года назад +5

      its because they have shit staff and shit products

    • @whensfood4934
      @whensfood4934 2 года назад +15

      But their was a sale! Lol

    • @devilsadvocate.
      @devilsadvocate. 2 года назад +12

      Necromart no have sale!

  • @airen392
    @airen392 5 лет назад +2205

    "OMG THERE'S STILL HANDS IN HERE!!!" Dies of laughter XD

    • @melonplant8148
      @melonplant8148 5 лет назад +27

      I basically died right there

    • @rewrew897
      @rewrew897 4 года назад +12

      SAAAAAME

    • @Cemhta
      @Cemhta 4 года назад +18

      I laughed so hard i had to go back in the video because i couldn't hear what happened next hahaha. That was so epic!

    • @blatantslander
      @blatantslander 4 года назад +7

      THERE's HANDSSSSSSS

    • @georgeathanasiou6957
      @georgeathanasiou6957 3 года назад +7

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (lol)

  • @otterstarwarriorcats889
    @otterstarwarriorcats889 5 лет назад +2371

    “FIX”
    “That will be 21000 gold...”
    “FIX FOR LESS”
    “Do you take hands?”
    I love Gothi lol

    • @kaiwolfie7828
      @kaiwolfie7828 5 лет назад +122

      "This isnt Necromart ma'am."

    • @j-yoshi64_justcallmej
      @j-yoshi64_justcallmej 5 лет назад +66

      They should have just sold the hands at Necromart and then used the cash at Prayers R Us.
      The jingle for which I enjoyed and wish to hear more of.

    • @joshuarichardson6529
      @joshuarichardson6529 5 лет назад +35

      Incidentally, fifty gold pieces equals a pound of gold. So 21,000 GP is 420 pounds of gold.

    • @planter6195
      @planter6195 5 лет назад +25

      Gothi is the best person in this entire campaign!!!
      Jawbone is second best.

    • @belgarath6388
      @belgarath6388 5 лет назад +7

      @@joshuarichardson6529 Bag of holding, definetly a must for any thrifty adventurer.

  • @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275
    @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 5 лет назад +614

    5:29 "What's going on?"
    "SOME BULLSHIT!"
    Every single D&D campaign in a nutshell

    • @DasSpaceAce
      @DasSpaceAce 5 лет назад +3

      Right? Our DM is currently milking his epic love for Clive Barker & Hellraiser - so naturally, he has us on a campaign to stop effing Pinhead from taking over allll of the universe.
      Oh, and on our 2nd session one of our NPCs gave us 2 big ass bags of loot, one of which was a frucking Deck of Many Things.

    • @Ant0nymphss
      @Ant0nymphss 5 лет назад +3

      TRUE- our DM will randomly make us do survival checks just for fun and it’s great

  • @demongirl1019
    @demongirl1019 3 года назад +577

    Jack: Sneeze's soul is in that crystal.
    Sips: *Repeatedly smacks Sneeze's body against the dark spoopy crystal*
    Jack: W-wha? Stop that-- that's not gonna work--
    Gothi (the competent logical leader of the group): *walks up to Sips* *take Sneeze's body* Yeah, I think you have to go higher. *starts repeatedly plopping Sneeze on the crystal*
    Me: W H E E Z E 🤣

    • @juleskessler5243
      @juleskessler5243 2 года назад +19

      The toy squeaker sounds as they smack sneeze against the crystal 🤣

    • @Akatuski2000
      @Akatuski2000 2 года назад +6

      So competent...XD

    • @jimmyg3835
      @jimmyg3835 2 года назад +8

      One of the best things of this episode

    • @Twisted_Code
      @Twisted_Code Год назад +5

      Jack's exact words were "no you can't get a soul that way", which makes it 10 times better in my opinion

    • @colt1903
      @colt1903 Год назад +3

      The most competent member of a group sharing a brain cell still only has A brain cell.

  • @FantasyAngel-zj7bw
    @FantasyAngel-zj7bw 5 лет назад +632

    'The whole society used crystals to power everything. Buildings, machines. . .
    . . . people'

    • @sawyern5465
      @sawyern5465 5 лет назад +36

      77FantasyAngel77 foreshadowing

    • @johnkirsch5479
      @johnkirsch5479 5 лет назад +22

      @@sawyern5465 And Gothi is unpowered when Dingo talks about how they found the dragon.

    • @MunchKING
      @MunchKING 4 года назад +4

      Sounds like a Final Fantasy game...

    • @jowelldelacruz5201
      @jowelldelacruz5201 4 года назад +4

      HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @escharowl7635
      @escharowl7635 4 года назад

      Sounds like the Thran

  • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
    @dantesdiscoinfernolol 5 лет назад +610

    "So what's this about? I was in the middle of doing...nothing...and I'd really like to get back to that."
    Mr. Wizardly is a mood.

    • @jmhguy
      @jmhguy 5 лет назад +4

      I imagine him with Rick's voice.

    • @Twisted_Code
      @Twisted_Code 5 лет назад +3

      @@jmhguy "run Morty! My cover is blown! Oh and take this heart to that volcano on your way would you? Thanks"
      but yeah, pretty sure that, assuming Dingo is representing the character accurately, Felix is basing him on Rick Sanchez.

  • @bluedragon3657
    @bluedragon3657 5 лет назад +2056

    'Weeb trash' said the walking Jojo-Reference

    • @renthewerecat
      @renthewerecat 4 года назад +26

      XD

    • @yarraidalg
      @yarraidalg 4 года назад +48

      I think that was intentional

    • @Shadow-gc6le
      @Shadow-gc6le 4 года назад +19

      Which part of jojo is she a reference to?

    • @HellGrimo
      @HellGrimo 4 года назад +133

      @@Shadow-gc6le her name is Erina (name of Jonathan's(first jojo) wife), she fights with steel balls (like Gyro Zeppeli from 7th part) and wears cowboy like attire also similar to one that Gyro wears.

    • @Shadow-gc6le
      @Shadow-gc6le 4 года назад +11

      @@HellGrimo thank you

  • @Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97
    @Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 5 лет назад +508

    I like Mr. Wizardly, he gives off Aizawa vibes.

  • @lily_isa_dino933
    @lily_isa_dino933 5 лет назад +287

    Sips:..sneeze
    Mr.wiserdly:bless you
    Me from across the room: dies of laghter

  • @UltraNinjaChicken
    @UltraNinjaChicken 5 лет назад +3765

    Remember how this all started? Karaoke? Wild magic?
    *_A now dead Tarrasque?_*

    • @lemonhead1571
      @lemonhead1571 5 лет назад +380

      Wait, that Tarrasque is gonna be inside the crystal.
      ...
      ...HOL' UP.

    • @shaofgreed
      @shaofgreed 5 лет назад +253

      @@lemonhead1571 OH SHIT YOU RIGHT!!! Dingo didn't say it was things THEY killed just things that died...so the chocked out Tarrasque is gonna be in there....oh no

    • @celestial_kitten0834
      @celestial_kitten0834 5 лет назад +111

      Oh...oh no, thats not good

    • @MarkATorres1989
      @MarkATorres1989 5 лет назад +74

      Oh no...

    • @hoodedkiller2587
      @hoodedkiller2587 5 лет назад +67

      Oooh Yeaaaah

  • @Neutral_Tired
    @Neutral_Tired 5 лет назад +1975

    "Fix"
    "That'll be 21000 gold"
    "...fix for less"
    How did Sipps ever become a successful merchant?

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 5 лет назад +98

      He had more competent people with him.

    • @Eguzky
      @Eguzky 5 лет назад +178

      Sips: BUY!
      NPC: I will give you 5 gold.
      Sips: BUY FOR MORE!

    • @oathkeeper65
      @oathkeeper65 5 лет назад +34

      Really high charisma rolls.

    • @thehowlinggamer5784
      @thehowlinggamer5784 5 лет назад +38

      His best friend is dead.
      The best friend he had practically since he became awakened.
      He's not going to be in the best state of mind right now.

    • @Neutral_Tired
      @Neutral_Tired 5 лет назад +8

      @@thehowlinggamer5784 dude It's a joke

  • @BrotherZael
    @BrotherZael 5 лет назад +104

    "Yup, this carpet gets about 10,000 miles to the soul."
    "The wha-"
    "The Gallon."

    • @spilledteaissadtea3037
      @spilledteaissadtea3037 5 лет назад

      BrotherZael o look a dbz abridged reference nice!

    • @BrotherZael
      @BrotherZael 5 лет назад

      @@spilledteaissadtea3037 o look a cool person replied nice!

    • @BroderickAmato
      @BroderickAmato Год назад +1

      69th like.

    • @debbiebuttry9783
      @debbiebuttry9783 Год назад

      what i still am unsure of is weather the soul comes from the people riding it or the people who die near it

  • @Katia_Managan
    @Katia_Managan 5 лет назад +239

    6:26 Woah I just noticed the pre-foreclamer-crystal gothi. Foreshadowing to the max!

    • @acespades5722
      @acespades5722 5 лет назад +6

      Yea

    • @MarieFaith
      @MarieFaith 4 года назад +16

      Plus the "Crystals power everything, even people"

    • @Twisted_Code
      @Twisted_Code 3 года назад +1

      I didn't get this (other than that she was obviously different/shorter) until I watched the next video. Well played!

    • @Twisted_Code
      @Twisted_Code 3 года назад +1

      @@MarieFaith Similar to my previous comment, I wasn't sure whether that was speaking literally... but apparently yes, they did power people!

    • @MarieFaith
      @MarieFaith 3 года назад +1

      @@Twisted_Code mhm!

  • @matthewmullinax6026
    @matthewmullinax6026 5 лет назад +437

    "Weeb trash"
    Says the sparkling magical girl who is a reference to JoJos.

    • @ayamamotohaha5235
      @ayamamotohaha5235 5 лет назад +3

      Her design definitely looks like Joseph so it’s probably his clackers as I doubt it’s a reference to Gyro’s Ballbreaker

    • @jeffreymedvick6541
      @jeffreymedvick6541 5 лет назад +1

      That's weaponized comedy right there. I can't breathe.

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 5 лет назад +3

      JoJo references are never weeb you fucking normies. :P

    • @matthewmullinax6026
      @matthewmullinax6026 5 лет назад

      @@mathunit1 That may be true. However, sparkling magical girl still applies.

    • @matthewmullinax6026
      @matthewmullinax6026 5 лет назад

      @@mathunit1 also JoJo's is still an anime so it wouldn't be outside of weeb status. They're just a weeb with class.

  • @Nionivek
    @Nionivek 5 лет назад +492

    "Yeah sips, I think you have to go higher" *proceeds to uselessly smush dead friend against crystal*… Alright you got me that was a pretty funny joke.

  • @christiandavegutierrez475
    @christiandavegutierrez475 5 лет назад +91

    "weeb trash"
    says the walking breathing anime reference lol

  • @settratheimperishable4093
    @settratheimperishable4093 3 года назад +28

    "The foreclaimers weren't really an empathetic race" *foreshadowing intensifies*

  • @wintertigerdraws
    @wintertigerdraws 5 лет назад +332

    "OH MY GOD THERE'S STILL HANDS IN HERE!!"
    -Gothi, 2019

  • @rythmgamer2918
    @rythmgamer2918 5 лет назад +591

    I legit laughed when he said
    Sips: Sneeze
    Wizard: bless you

    • @stellarowl2999
      @stellarowl2999 5 лет назад +3

      So did I

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 5 лет назад +8

      Mr. Wizardly reminds me of both Doctor Who and Rick, but kinda halfway between them.

    • @dxjxc91
      @dxjxc91 5 лет назад +3

      I had to back it up, because I knew Sips would have reacted to that, but I couldn't see because I was laughing so hard.

  • @lunastar5215
    @lunastar5215 3 года назад +75

    Snips: “It has my dead friends soul in it”
    Zuko:
    “That’s rough buddy...”
    (With all the arising Avatar Memes and jokes, I’ve been sucked into the endless rabbit hole that is zuko quotes and thought Mr.Wizardly would say it for a minute😂)

  • @PinkApocalypse
    @PinkApocalypse 5 лет назад +50

    Prayers R us!
    where all your dreams come true
    got a deal for you!

  • @arachineatzeer7478
    @arachineatzeer7478 5 лет назад +359

    NPC: 'Remember you killed that dragon a while back?'
    Party: oh no

    • @blazekyn813
      @blazekyn813 5 лет назад +5

      me:welp im out see you never! *jump out window*

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 5 лет назад +8

      Arachine Atzeer I wasn't even a part of this group and I'm going "ooooh noooooooooo, oh nooo..." Not even with a level 20 draconic bloodline sorcerer with levels in a prestige class would I want to fight a regular dragon, let alone the soul of a dead dragon I already killed. Maybe if my sorcerer was able to turn into a dragon, maybe I'd be willing to intentionally fight a dragon. Because two dragons going at it is a sight all should see.

    • @arachineatzeer7478
      @arachineatzeer7478 5 лет назад +3

      *teleports out* Screw this! I need a beer!

    • @arachineatzeer7478
      @arachineatzeer7478 5 лет назад +1

      @@AmaryInkawult Even so, I wouldn't want to, no matter my class and level. That dead dragon would be PISSED with me

    • @blazekyn813
      @blazekyn813 5 лет назад +1

      @@AmaryInkawult if i was in the party and heard the gem does that shit and rembered that dragon we killed i would sweat and say "well have fun im going to go get some ale at the tavern and get drunk later" *runs away*

  • @SaltedToaster
    @SaltedToaster 5 лет назад +212

    Sips: *Starts hitting Sneeze's dead body on dark crystal*
    Me: *laughter*
    Gothi: "You need to go higher" *hits Sneeze's dead body on dark crystal but on the top*
    Me: *death*

    • @jacobdavis5722
      @jacobdavis5722 5 лет назад +9

      **squeaky noises**

    • @lindseys3708
      @lindseys3708 5 лет назад +7

      The squeaking just killed me.

    • @SoluKissin
      @SoluKissin 5 лет назад +6

      Dang, now we got to hit your dead body on the crystal too.

    • @SaltedToaster
      @SaltedToaster 5 лет назад +2

      @@SoluKissin THANK YOU this comment made me laugh probably the same amount as the video XD

    • @SoluKissin
      @SoluKissin 5 лет назад +2

      @@SaltedToaster Don't worry, your soul is in the Astral Plane since you died nowhere near the crystal. I'm just doing this because I want to.

  • @RDPendleton
    @RDPendleton 4 года назад +12

    "Do you take hands?"
    "This isn't Necromart, ma'am."
    Love it.

  • @Twisted_Code
    @Twisted_Code 3 года назад +18

    Clerk Becky: Welcome to prayers r us
    *plop*
    Sips: fix!
    Clerk: that’ll be 21,000 gold
    Sips: *hrnngh*
    Sips: fix for less
    Gothi: do you take hands?…
    Clerk: this isn’t NecroMart ma’am
    So glad I decided to rewatch the series AGAIN, even though I just watched it about two weeks ago (seriously what else am I supposed to do while waiting for the next episode?). Exchanges like that are just gold

  • @Bustyn_Anya
    @Bustyn_Anya 5 лет назад +695

    Dingo: *kills op dragon*
    Also dingo: *Now has to fight OP soul dragon*
    FeelsBadMan

    • @rexhex3700
      @rexhex3700 5 лет назад +9

      With half their party

    • @biancabrooks280
      @biancabrooks280 5 лет назад +4

      If you kill a dragon soul, where does the soul go?

    • @SetSeth-yl6ke
      @SetSeth-yl6ke 5 лет назад +7

      @@biancabrooks280 crystal...all souls go to the crystal....so that means quinora will probably be there :D

    • @theman6422
      @theman6422 5 лет назад +2

      NotA_Bot f

    • @Temperans
      @Temperans 5 лет назад +6

      Well the video said all souls in a 50 mile radius, was quinoa in that radius after being sent to the fire plane?

  • @BlackOctoberFox
    @BlackOctoberFox 5 лет назад +273

    "What's going on?"
    "I don't know, some bull *quack*!"
    ...I get the feeling this is how most games go with you.

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 5 лет назад +6

      Just my dubious experience, but it seems this is how A LOT of games go with just about anyone. ;o)

    • @Zarvain
      @Zarvain 5 лет назад +4

      @@gnarthdarkanen7464 If your gaming session doesn't have at least 5 cases of bullshit a night (less if you only got a couple hours to game) then it is not being done right.

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 5 лет назад +1

      @@Zarvain... just for clarification.
      1. Wasn't complaining... I was only pointing out my observations over (oh... thinking...) 30 years or so of gaming.
      2. "dubious" refers to the observations being my personal experience, so not necessarily to be considered the exemplary norm'... I'm only one person and recognize that it's "dubious" to assume myself as representative of the multitudes who play now or have ever played the game.
      ...AND for the record, I think some of the "bullshittiness" of RPG's comes from groups of relatively ordinary people trying to explore very VERY extra-ordinary things, places, and concepts. It just doesn't conventionally fit into our usual terms or vocabulary and language.
      SO there's ALWAYS some "bullshit" going on.
      ...what else do you call it? Right?
      Obviously certain settings promote the "unknowable levels of bullshittitude" more than others... in RPG's like CoC, D&D, and SpellJammer, or Traveller 2K, to name just a few... BUT in any such scenario, it simply wouldn't be interesting to wander about an ordinary world doing ordinary things... at least, probably not to most avid gamers.
      I seem to remember a Japanese RPG like that (more or less?) serving up more "slice of life" kinds of stories and plotlines... in case you're interested (or hopelessly infected with insomnia... lolz). ;o)

    • @Zarvain
      @Zarvain 5 лет назад +1

      @@gnarthdarkanen7464 Who's complaining? I've been a gamer for over 20 years and bullshit isn't always a bad thing, it just happens. I was just thinking how it's not a gaming session until I hear my cousin yell out "this is bullshit!" 5 or 6 times a night at our weekly, usually with everyone laughing at the situation. Yeah, sometimes it IS just a pile of horrible smelling shite but other times, it's just part of gaming.

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 5 лет назад

      @@Zarvain Nobody's complaining... I was clarifying... and point-by-point to be sure and get the details precisely.
      As I pointed out, "bullshittery" is part of RPG's in general (at least in my experience... and probably more than just me)...
      At many a table, you only begin to understand you're really exploring the world-build of the GM when someone at the table has found "I dunno... some bullshit..." because there's really no other good way to explain it in the moment.
      Or some other "battle cry" proclaims something like, "What breed of bullshit is this?"
      OR "I think it's shit... probably bull...ish"
      AND yeah, usually everyone has a laugh about it... at our table(s) it tends to get a BIGGER roll of giggles when it is a large smelly pile of excrement.
      ...of course, we've never taken a great deal of pride about "being normal". ;o)

  • @mastermind41
    @mastermind41 3 года назад +6

    8:50
    Jack: Sneeze's soul is inside the crystal
    Sips: (continuous squeaking)
    Jack:No,no you can't,no you can't get a soul that way
    Gothi: yeah sips I think you actually have to go higher ( continuous squeaking)
    Me:...brah

  • @AddyventuringChaos
    @AddyventuringChaos 5 лет назад +102

    I'm really enjoying this series and watched it all in one day. *YEETS MYSELF AT THE SUB BUTTON* Great story so far I love your art style as well ^^

  • @isenokami7810
    @isenokami7810 5 лет назад +780

    The party pushing Sneeze’s face into the crystal was the best part, mainly from the squeak noises.

    • @shaclown7721
      @shaclown7721 5 лет назад +11

      I wholeheartedly agree on this!

    • @WingZX1103
      @WingZX1103 5 лет назад +4

      I can watch an hour loop of that and still laugh at it.

    • @bensheldon3693
      @bensheldon3693 5 лет назад +3

      Sneeze squeaks, it’s cannon now!

    • @cherrylemon2940
      @cherrylemon2940 5 лет назад +1

      *sqek*

    • @jwmmitch
      @jwmmitch 5 лет назад +5

      I really like how she was just carrying him around like a stuffed animal. Like, I'm here... with my teddy bear.
      Also.
      Sips: "fix"
      Healer: "21,000 gp"
      Sips "fix. For less"

  • @sqqqquid
    @sqqqquid 5 лет назад +2157

    Sips: Sneeze..
    Wizardly: bless you
    Me: *dead from laughter*

  • @thetruth8243
    @thetruth8243 4 года назад +9

    10:37 oh sorry u lost ur friend thing ughhhh
    Sneeze
    Bless you
    Literally the best thing I've ever heard

  • @depressedengineer5766
    @depressedengineer5766 3 года назад +4

    “Sneeze”
    “Bless you”
    The funniest thing I’ve heard while watching this so far

  • @k.g.donathan6271
    @k.g.donathan6271 5 лет назад +292

    *Introduces Mr. Wizardly*
    Me upon seeing and hearing about this character for the first time: "I love him!"

  • @PTerpo
    @PTerpo 5 лет назад +267

    Sips:"What are you wearing?"
    Gothy:"It's Quinnora's OMG THERE STILL HANDS IN HERE!!!

  • @endlessinferno9610
    @endlessinferno9610 3 года назад +7

    Gothi: Yeah, Sips, I think you actually have to go higher.
    Gothi low-key wrecking Sips for being short.

    • @endlessinferno9610
      @endlessinferno9610 3 года назад +1

      Riley Harper she’s still wrecking sips for being shorter

  • @StaardustQun
    @StaardustQun 5 лет назад +58

    2:59 Sips here is in after watching my favorite character die in ANYTHING.
    3:13 M O O D
    8:52 again, M O O D

  • @lysia3078
    @lysia3078 5 лет назад +1604

    **Sips smash Sneeze into the crystal**
    - No- no yo- you can't get a soul that way.
    - Yeah Sips, I think you have actually to go higher.
    **Squeaks intensified**

    • @marcus4046
      @marcus4046 5 лет назад +24

      i love this and i love everything about it

    • @bluerains7414
      @bluerains7414 5 лет назад +18

      I almost died hearing that. LOL

    • @neolexiousneolexian6079
      @neolexiousneolexian6079 4 года назад +9

      And then it turns out she's actually a member of the race that built that dragon

    • @StealthMarmot_
      @StealthMarmot_ 4 года назад +8

      And Gothi is supposed to be the smart one.

    • @AkitoLito-hw3mf
      @AkitoLito-hw3mf 4 года назад +1

      XD

  • @flipflopzthreeonethree1873
    @flipflopzthreeonethree1873 5 лет назад +455

    "This isn't Necromart, ma'am" this part made me laugh a lot lol

  • @edgarlarios4718
    @edgarlarios4718 2 года назад +8

    Can we just take a second to appreciate the MAGICAL GIRL calling the monkey "weeb trash"? 1:23

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale 4 года назад +7

    3:20 That's genuinely funny!

  • @Konpekikaminari
    @Konpekikaminari 5 лет назад +372

    "everything they killed up to this point will most likely be in there"
    Me:
    "oh sh*t that sounds nasty haha"
    *Remembers that the bloody 3.5e Tarrasque was killed 4 episodes ago*
    "twelve have mercy..."

    • @JG-qg1gz
      @JG-qg1gz 5 лет назад +6

      Quinora killed that one.

    • @vyr9467
      @vyr9467 5 лет назад +22

      it still died (likely) within range

    • @Ajax8237
      @Ajax8237 5 лет назад +21

      I might be wrong here, but can’t the Tarrasque *technically* not die?

    • @christiandelcarmen1278
      @christiandelcarmen1278 5 лет назад +9

      didn't it die before the mechdragon arrived?

    • @vyr9467
      @vyr9467 5 лет назад +12

      they said they tried using the dragon on the Tarasque (unsuccessfully)

  • @naturesocks7713
    @naturesocks7713 5 лет назад +194

    Dingo: "We're never really sure about his (Mr. Wizardly) alignment."
    Me: "Oh so he is probably true neutral or something like that."
    Dingo: "He's always tired... he's always grumpy... he is kind of a jerk."
    Me: "OK. Chaotic Lazy."

    • @Deathwindgames
      @Deathwindgames 5 лет назад +5

      Naturesocks i homebrewed a character with the alignment of didn’t fill too lazy but they were brutally op as I managed to get 50 res scrolls and hit lv 20

    • @mistahj4426
      @mistahj4426 5 лет назад +1

      Finally! A D&D alignment I can relate to. I am sooooooo chaotic lazy. 😁

  • @ZombieTheCrazy1126
    @ZombieTheCrazy1126 4 года назад +6

    “Sneeze”
    “Bless you”
    Got me dead

  • @mrguppys761
    @mrguppys761 3 года назад +3

    GOTHI: Yeah, Sips, I think you actually have to go higher.
    9:00 That caught me off guard.

  • @phimallow
    @phimallow 5 лет назад +500

    "I'm sorry I lost your friend... Thing"
    "Sneeze"
    "Bless you"
    I AM CRYING😂😂

    • @smidgeon6640
      @smidgeon6640 5 лет назад +2

      Its 3am I literally spit out my water

  • @zhilemon923
    @zhilemon923 5 лет назад +563

    "...anything you might have killed..."
    Me: Oh, Quin-ora
    Me a second later: _oh s#!t The tarrasque_

    • @raestar7454
      @raestar7454 5 лет назад +35

      Teddy Loverz She died on the fire plane

    • @vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450
      @vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450 5 лет назад +22

      I totally forgot about the damn terrasque.

    • @Empmortakaten
      @Empmortakaten 5 лет назад +41

      No worries, terrasques don't die. The best you can do is knock them out for a while unless you've got an unlimited wish.

    • @vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450
      @vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450 5 лет назад +17

      @@Empmortakaten
      Oh, that sure makes me feel a lOT BETTER!

    • @jimjimmy8900
      @jimjimmy8900 5 лет назад +1

      @@Empmortakaten I mean they do except in Pathfinder

  • @astrangeone
    @astrangeone 4 года назад +6

    Lmao, I'm just laughing at Gothi going "Oh my gods, get them out of here!" (re: the hands)

  • @Dan-qy6zv
    @Dan-qy6zv 4 года назад +5

    Foreclaimers? Ancient Weapons of destruction? Tech savvy as hell? No one knows much other than it's tech?!
    IT'S THE HALO FORERUNNERS!

  • @stevenn1940
    @stevenn1940 5 лет назад +459

    10:45 felix had planned that joke out for a loooong time I think.

    • @booples9703
      @booples9703 5 лет назад +4

      Ya think

    • @ihateducks4500
      @ihateducks4500 5 лет назад +3

      Or she added dat

    • @stevenn1940
      @stevenn1940 5 лет назад +12

      @@ihateducks4500 I've seen DMs plan out jokes with the punchline WAAAY later. I mean, I'm a newer dm, and I've laid out in my head the content for (meeting weekly, side note) at least the next 3 months, and the general idea for the content up to roughly level 14 or so. With them gaining a level once a month or so

  • @nobodyspecial2213
    @nobodyspecial2213 5 лет назад +667

    Sometimes I just think about how this all spawned from a drunk karaoke gone awry. What even is 3.5 homebrew.

    • @leahbeah1585
      @leahbeah1585 3 года назад +14

      3.5 as in 3.5th edition dnd, homebrew is dnd stuff that isn’t in the books and you just made up

    • @facade2027
      @facade2027 3 года назад +14

      Purpl Crane ....i think they knew that

    • @leahbeah1585
      @leahbeah1585 3 года назад +2

      @@facade2027 sorry it seemed like they were asking a question

    • @tremolo6940
      @tremolo6940 3 года назад +8

      @@facade2027 I did not know that

    • @megaagentj2248
      @megaagentj2248 3 года назад +3

      @@tremolo6940 you aren't the original commenter

  • @b3rz3rk3r9
    @b3rz3rk3r9 4 года назад +5

    Now that Dark Crystal thing makes me wonder: What if a Foreclaimer had a Dark Crystal as an energy source? Would they be remorseful in the deaths of those around them, or apathetic towards death? Would they hear the souls they've captured? Would they be some bloodthirsty warmonger-tyrant? OH GOD, MY HEAD IS SPINNING WITH THE POSSIBILITIES!

  • @DwarfDaddy
    @DwarfDaddy 4 года назад +3

    “His souls in the Dark Crystal “ *Chamberlain intensifies!*

  • @sammyymmas3263
    @sammyymmas3263 5 лет назад +133

    "sorry about your dead friend....."
    "sneeze"
    "bless you"

  • @NationalDevin
    @NationalDevin 5 лет назад +347

    You'd think the foreclammers would be like, "Wait.... don't we have souls...."
    ...... wait... maybe that's why they're all gone.

    • @zm1639
      @zm1639 5 лет назад +11

      Welp it’s there fault for dieing

    • @lokiholmes8115
      @lokiholmes8115 5 лет назад +12

      They should have tried harder. Dying isn't an excuse.

    • @savvytrout4782
      @savvytrout4782 5 лет назад +2

      Foreclammer people: OUR SOULS ARE GOING INTO THE CRYSTAL!
      Foreclammer Leader: Die less.... -_-

  • @Pranaynaynay
    @Pranaynaynay 5 лет назад +6

    6:26 ooo the continuity with Gothi! (After watching ep. 7)

  • @annoy4nce648
    @annoy4nce648 4 года назад +2

    dude, remember when sun wukong unleashed the most terrifying force ever seen on the planet, almost turned into a lizard, killed yoshikage kira, and then revived ori with the money he previously earned working as a merchant? Me too.

  • @TheKingsPride
    @TheKingsPride 5 лет назад +227

    “Weeb trash” said the literal walking Jojo reference

    • @fmratio8327
      @fmratio8327 5 лет назад +9

      That's what I thought!!!

    • @sherlocksmuuug6692
      @sherlocksmuuug6692 5 лет назад +1

      Ayayayay

    • @marcusalm7350
      @marcusalm7350 5 лет назад +1

      Wait... I recognized the sparkles around her, but how is the character a walking Jojo reference?
      What am I not remembering 😮

    • @Xsior
      @Xsior 5 лет назад +2

      @@marcusalm7350 Erina, like Jonathan's wife/Joseph's grandma. Uses steel balls like Gyro Zeppeli and wears similar clothing to him. There were some other things that we learned about her in previous videos that links her character to Jojo.

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 5 лет назад +1

      JoJo references are beyond weeb you normies. :P

  • @DreadtheMadSmith
    @DreadtheMadSmith 5 лет назад +592

    You have to rub the corpse counter clockwise on the crystal.

    • @liontamer4581
      @liontamer4581 5 лет назад +18

      Nah man I think you need to place the crystal on top of the corpse

    • @tokatstorm9270
      @tokatstorm9270 5 лет назад +29

      You're both wrong. The soul is in the crystal. So, to get it out you just gotta smash it.

    • @renthewerecat
      @renthewerecat 5 лет назад +3

      XD

    • @emo.dickwad69
      @emo.dickwad69 5 лет назад +16

      All of you are wrong. You have to then counterclockwise, upside down, and underneath the crystal, while singing the YMCA

    • @canuckeraust
      @canuckeraust 5 лет назад +11

      No! You have to shove the crystal into the dead bodie’s mouth!
      (Repeatedly tries shoving it down own throat) I WILL BECOME A GOD!!!

  • @xduskashesreal
    @xduskashesreal 3 года назад +4

    "Sneeze"
    "Bless you."
    *Laughs silently in lighting bolt*

  • @lo-kal8207
    @lo-kal8207 4 года назад +16

    Sips: Sneeze
    Mr. Wizardly: Bless you
    Sips: *Screaming inside*

  • @GravyRave
    @GravyRave 5 лет назад +55

    "OH MY GOD THERE'S STILL HANDS IN HERE!"
    That made me laugh for a solid minute.

  • @henioq1254
    @henioq1254 5 лет назад +99

    I honestly thought Sneeze is going to be like "HO HO, THANKS TO YOU JOTARO, I, QINORA, LIVE AGAIN!"

    • @5vinci9
      @5vinci9 5 лет назад +3

      This is the best thing Ever

    • @Raziel312
      @Raziel312 5 лет назад +3

      Technically, Qinora died on the elemental plane of fire. That is WAY outside the crystal's range.

    • @anthonynorman7545
      @anthonynorman7545 5 лет назад +1

      Most underrated comment here!

  • @cz1822
    @cz1822 3 года назад +2

    Mr. Wizardly’s name just reminded me of a PC from one of my DM’s other campaigns. My group met him in a town we traveled through. His name is “maximum magic man Maximillius.” He’s crazy. We love him.

  • @shroudedwarrior2250
    @shroudedwarrior2250 2 года назад +1

    I freaking died laughing when gothi yelled THERES MORE HANDS IN HERE
    😂

  • @pandapies8830
    @pandapies8830 5 лет назад +314

    “Sorry you lost your friend thing..
    Uhhhhhhhh....”
    “Sneeze”
    “Bless you”

  • @icecream1435
    @icecream1435 5 лет назад +185

    WAIT I JUST REALISED THAT THE REGENERATION SCROLL PROBS FIXED SNEEZE'S TONGUE TOO, SO WHEN HE COMES BACK HE'LL PROBS BE ABLE TO TALK.

    • @axolotlentertainment9155
      @axolotlentertainment9155 5 лет назад +18

      Sips will not be happy

    • @maceyhenry2755
      @maceyhenry2755 3 года назад +38

      I don’t think they ever said his tongue was cut off just that he didn’t have one so I don’t think he’ll get a tongue
      But they may has said he did an I just missed it if so my bad

    • @Twisted_Code
      @Twisted_Code 3 года назад +12

      Wouldn’t that require the tongue being present when the scroll was used? I’ve never actually played D&D myself (I mostly spectate my friends) and definitely don’t know anything about 3.5 edition, so I am a bit fuzzy on such details as how various spells work

    • @icecream1435
      @icecream1435 3 года назад +12

      @@Twisted_Code Idk about 3.5 either to be fair, I was thinking of the 5e spell regenerate which would allow the tongue to just grow back, but I guess he never had one? or the spell worked differently in 3.5. Either way, Sneeze still dank.

    • @Twisted_Code
      @Twisted_Code 3 года назад +3

      @@icecream1435 "bless you"

  • @jonathanlanoue7543
    @jonathanlanoue7543 2 года назад +2

    "Sneeze's soul is in the crystal!"
    Proceed to smack dead body against crystal to get soul out. Favorite part is the squeaky noise made.

  • @Takisan111
    @Takisan111 5 лет назад +3

    I just realized that you foreshadowed old Gothi in this episode. I never noticed that before.

  • @gillianhay5253
    @gillianhay5253 5 лет назад +306

    Dingo: yall ready...
    Me: (screaming randomly) HELL YEAH I AM

  • @wickedpissa25
    @wickedpissa25 5 лет назад +251

    "Alright, you better start making sense before I need to get TWO scrolls." - LOL!!!

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 5 лет назад +8

      I don't know why, but death threats mixed with the setting's death-cheapener are alway hilarious to me.

    • @JKSSubstandard
      @JKSSubstandard 5 лет назад +7

      I love those kind of threats. My party once had a barbarian that REALLY got on my sorcerers nerves. Like, hed call my dragonborn "lizard man". I just remember one time snapping at him, pointing to our partys necromancer and yelling "Say that one more time and no amount of necromancy on this plane will fix what I do to you".........he said it again. Because I was a bulky sorcerer with teleport and expeditious retreat, after the first turn, hed never hit me again. The only think that saved him was our giant constrictor snake druid breaking things up

    • @wickedpissa25
      @wickedpissa25 5 лет назад +7

      @@JKSSubstandard ♫ Necromance if you want to! ♫ We can bring your friends to life! ♫ But your friends aren't dead and if they're not dead then they're no friends of mine! ♫

    • @persephonethebookdragon9520
      @persephonethebookdragon9520 5 лет назад +1

      *Applauds* Me and my family were singing this yesterday in the van, yes, we're nerds. :3

  • @Humaricslastcall
    @Humaricslastcall 3 месяца назад +2

    The automatic sections gave a _wonderful_ alternate name for Mr. Wizardly.
    "Mr. Wizard Li"

  • @humanman7368
    @humanman7368 4 года назад +1

    I love how this started out as a comedy and now has some emotional depth. I love this story growth!

  • @markpaff8211
    @markpaff8211 5 лет назад +349

    Dingo, we are way more enthusiastic about your videos than that. Give yourself a little love.

    • @theposhdinosaur7276
      @theposhdinosaur7276 5 лет назад +17

      One of the few channels telling a story in this manner that updates frequently and with this level of quality.

    • @maladroit5581
      @maladroit5581 5 лет назад +10

      @@theposhdinosaur7276 well as frequently as she can but it is very understandable. These drawings take massive time and have my major respect

    • @glanni
      @glanni 5 лет назад +1

      Plus the story is so engaging that i just now realized i wanted to sleep an hour ago :P
      I love those characters!

  • @BlackOctoberFox
    @BlackOctoberFox 5 лет назад +149

    ...Mr Wizardly is a grouchy, tired, know-it-all old man who gets around using green portals. Did... Did you guys just put Rick Sanchez into your D&D world?

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 5 лет назад +5

      Wonder if he has a Morty...

    • @archsteel7
      @archsteel7 5 лет назад +13

      @@AmaryInkawult ... It's Sips.

    • @nickthornburg6537
      @nickthornburg6537 5 лет назад +5

      I was thinking Aizawa from BNHA

    • @tabbynakamura
      @tabbynakamura 5 лет назад

      @@nickthornburg6537 I was thinking the same thing! Wondered if anybody else was gonna say it or if I was the only one.

  • @TheDangerOfBoredKids
    @TheDangerOfBoredKids Год назад +1

    God the story telling is on a whole other level. There is so much clever foreshadowing in these earlier episodes that go by quickly like jokes that you don't realize that Dingo is actually referencing something that will be important later. Good job!

  • @bananaman1285
    @bananaman1285 3 года назад +6

    3:31 B L E H

  • @michaelzelaski297
    @michaelzelaski297 5 лет назад +332

    Not gonna lie I hope that there was actually places called Necromart and Prayers R us.

    • @jerlaine1638
      @jerlaine1638 5 лет назад +13

      There certainly is now!

    • @cavs200
      @cavs200 5 лет назад +8

      that just sounds perfect for an eberron campaign

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 5 лет назад +14

      She got the Fantasy Costco jingle back in my head again. It's both a blessing and a curse at this point.

    • @WingZX1103
      @WingZX1103 5 лет назад +13

      Michael Zelaski if the lady said necromart would take hands, then why didn’t they go there for a discount. I’m pretty sure Kimora has enough hands for a free scroll.

    • @deltaphant_
      @deltaphant_ 5 лет назад +2

      Fantasy Costco, where all your dreams come true! Got a deal for you!

  • @wonderlandartwork3579
    @wonderlandartwork3579 5 лет назад +312

    "weeb trash"
    SAYS THE WALKING JOJO REFERENCE

  • @Isaac-fc1it
    @Isaac-fc1it 4 года назад +3

    Friend: What's your favorite serie?
    Me: It's complicated...

  • @winkelmannfamily6558
    @winkelmannfamily6558 4 года назад +1

    “i was in the middle of doin nothin and i would really like to get back to that”
    that is the BIGGEST mood on so many levels

  • @shockwave3318
    @shockwave3318 5 лет назад +90

    Mr. Wizardly is the guy that already went through his multiple character arcs and adventures
    and is now just not bothered to throw the hearts into the volcano himself.

  • @SkyeFyre2131
    @SkyeFyre2131 5 лет назад +138

    "Go put this heart in that volcano."
    "Why?"
    "100 gold pi-"
    *heart's gone*

  • @spencersonnefeld
    @spencersonnefeld 4 года назад +1

    Dingo: "Ya'll ready for some D&D nonsense?"
    Us: WHOO!

  • @nikolaiflyd4548
    @nikolaiflyd4548 4 года назад +1

    This is literally the best RUclips show ever
    They need to make a show out of this, like Netflix or something.

  • @RPGGameSlayer
    @RPGGameSlayer 5 лет назад +514

    This is my favorite dnd storyline, everytime you post a new video I go back and rewatch all the episodes so that I know exactly what's going on. Great series and plz keep up the good work! :)

    • @carbide8215
      @carbide8215 5 лет назад +2

      Considering your game slayer and you rewatch everything... do you use bathroom breaks or do u use a diaper like the rest of us

    • @RPGGameSlayer
      @RPGGameSlayer 5 лет назад +2

      @@carbide8215 why not both? Different things for different days lol

    • @hoesseinh8346
      @hoesseinh8346 5 лет назад

      Please consider The Adventure Zone by the Mc Elroy brothers (and their dad).

    • @shachar9111
      @shachar9111 5 лет назад +1

      Are you familiar with Critical Role? If not, I think you would love them as well

    • @RPGGameSlayer
      @RPGGameSlayer 5 лет назад +1

      @@shachar9111 I'll have to check them out. Thank you!

  • @itsvairen334
    @itsvairen334 5 лет назад +61

    Dingo protecc
    Snips attacc
    but most importantly
    they try and bring Sneeze bacc

  • @drsans1061
    @drsans1061 3 года назад +2

    Snips: sneeze
    Mr wizerdly: bless you
    Me: dies from laughing

  • @slendveny7191
    @slendveny7191 3 года назад +1

    "I know his name is awesome and you're totally jealous."
    Me with my iconic NPC, Ted the wizard:

  • @tsulee7876
    @tsulee7876 5 лет назад +56

    “-even got some cash stashed ON Jawbone.”
    *proceeds to show jawbone with a saddle and satchel*
    Jawbone: *VOMITS GOLD*
    “And Cathy gets her clothes back.”
    Jawbone: *VOMITS THAT UP TOO*
    😂

    • @mudswimmer
      @mudswimmer 5 лет назад

      I now, right?!?

    • @mudswimmer
      @mudswimmer 5 лет назад

      Know, frigging autocorrect... :/

  • @End_Lord
    @End_Lord 5 лет назад +78

    "You better start making sense, before I need 2 resurrection scrolls"

    • @khylerbane4523
      @khylerbane4523 Год назад +2

      Best threat ever in the history of fantasy.

  • @quietsamurai1998
    @quietsamurai1998 4 года назад +1

    3:07 gives me some strong Fantasy Costco vibes, I love it

  • @froogle6750
    @froogle6750 4 года назад +2

    Mr Wizardly is my favourite character already.