D&D Story: Part 3- Let's "Talk" (Hnnng!) [Fool's Gold]
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- Опубликовано: 19 сен 2018
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This is all 3.5....3.5 homebrew my dood.
I don't know you guys. Dungeons and Dragons stories can get pretty cray but I find Fools Gold was just....insane...insanely good.
Do you guys think I should keep going? Part 4?
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Hey, Felix and I are thinking of doing a Q&A video in a couple weeks. So reply to this comment with what questions you would like him to answer :D
ALSO ALSO I’m gonna be at the Edmonton Comic Expo Sept 21-23rd at booth: AA516 under Electricbunnycomics
So if you’re around come say hi!
What is Sips favorite spell to cast?
Do you have any advice for being a DM? I'm new to the game, but I hope to start a campaign with some of my friends (who are also new) in a few weeks or so, so any tips would be great! (Both of you guys are amazing by the way!
How did you get your first sponsor?
Oh and do each of you create a voices for your characters? If so...could you demonstrate? XD
What's your favourite homebrew creation (and why)?
WHAT IS THE MOST FAVORITEST DND EDITION TO PLAY?!?!....need to know for a friend.
"Now hear me out.... Another Tarrasque..."
"are you still drunk?"
Well you say puns you say isn't that puntastic
Then two more tarrasque then they fight each other to the death >:)
Let them fight.
Friendly Baby Tarrasque Thing: *exists*
Me: Is This Going To End Up Like The Piggy Tank Thing vs. The Family Of Dragos From The End Of Chapter 3, Mother 3.
The DM Who Also Played The English Translation Of Mother 3: Yes
At this point you should have just called the campaign "The Hand Job"
I swear, people like you are the reason I'm going to have a cardiac arrest. I'm choking from laughter
@@Tri_Nitro... what is it with this campaign and choking
@@scouttyra not only that...those ropes...kinda sounds like a BDSM tutorial..
695 likes
more like "Quinoa wants to live a peaceful life"
"I should be surprised, but I'm not." Gold!
gold? more like fool's gold lmao
@@dory232 not funny
*clap* didn’t
*clap* laugh
Quinn-Ora: I have a feeling you don't remember everything that happened to you that night....
Sips: What does that mean?
Dingo: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
Felix: 😏
Magic fucking Cristal in his forehead
@@connormcconnell7881 It's so fun to come back and watch these after learning more lore from current videos 🙃 Felix is an amazing DM and story-writer, everything's so perfectly connected and lore-heavy. /I love the lore/
@@connormcconnell7881 should I do it? should I do it?
*crystal
*I did it*
Sips seems to cause all the problems in the campaign, usually, that's the game master's job but I commend your initiative.
In this case, I think a low initiative, for Sips, would be best for the party.
How does no one notices that his profile pic ... Yea it reminds me of sans
And it still stayed that way 3 years later
Four years now
He rolled high for problem creation initiative
Witch woman: you can’t cast magic.
Sips: then how about all of THIS magic
Sips then proceeds to not be magic for the entire combat
O O F
Matthew Turner I was really hoping for more dead magic
Would have been pretty funny. Witch would have seen the tarrasque show back up, and been like “oh my god, twice in one day? I usually have a week at least.”
Matthew Turner
Tarrasque died though...
Not so fast. Common lore suggests that the Tarrasque can never permanently die unless the world itself dies. In 4th Ed, literally nothing short of a Wish spell could keep it from returning to the world core from whence it spawned.
" *You* can't cast magic."
"I added *some* parts to you, yes."
"I have a feeling you don't remember *everything* that happened that night, do you?"
Almost two years later, Sips find out about the head crystal.
Me: "wait. did- did... did she put the crystal in sips' head-"
Edit: I CALLED IT Y'ALL.
Most definitely
correct lol
Oh... That. Yeah that explains a lot.
HAHAHAHAHA
In last video: monkey ain't no stupid monkey no more
In this video: I never said Sips was a smart monkey
*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
Sips may not be stupid but that doesn't mean he's smart
"You can't do magic."
"I sure as heck shocked the garbage right out of you with a lightning bolt of magic. How do you explain that, huh?"
"Weather."
“Hnnn!!!”
That is funny beacuse it probably been sunny
to be honest, that sounds like a part of the video called wizzo the wizard
"-beh! [casts levitate on a poor f*ck that doesnt believe in magic] you're flying now!"
"-oh, so i am!"
"-see? magic! now bow-"
"-probably just on a rope!"
"-a rope? whats the rope attached to?!"
"-well me, obiously!"
"-[screams]"
OMG I WAS READING THIS AS THEY SAID IT XD LOLOLOL
xD
"Go to hell. _Lightning bolt!"_
...
"That, uh...that usually works."
"Uh-huh, right."
Performance issues....he should have thrown her out a window lol
XD Loki, in the Avengers when he tries to use the scepter on Tony.
@@artastic_friend thatsthejoke.jpg
Electrical Dysfunction is nothing to joke about.
when i hit show more it dosent show more, it just says show less xD
I did not zap her, I did not zap her, thats bullsh%t.
I.
Did.
NOT.
...
Oh-I-Jack.
YOU MEAN O-HI-O JACK
"That NPC who you constantly forget exists but is pretty important to the plot"
So the chick from Curse of Strahd
Or any number of useless npcs from skyrim who are annoying and wastes of space?
"floating behind her is not one, not two, but NINE severed hands."
Yoshikage Kira: *Heavy breathing Intensifies*
Spencer Cox “She stopped Time for 5 minutes”
Dio Brando and Za Warudo: *Wrryy intensifies*
Yoshikage Quinn-ora.
Quinn-ora - “Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away you’re coming right to me?”
Sips - “I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer.”
Quinn-ora - “Oh ho! Then come as close as you like.”
See ok, what had happened was
SWING
i love how gothy just yeets herself outta sip's pocket and slaps this gal across the face
Gothi
Gothi*
But yeah
will Smith still
Can I just say that Sips speaks such lovely goblin.
This episode: Sips has no magic
Latest episode: he has a magic crystal
glad someone else realized something's up!
WAIT NOW I REALIZED STUFF MSMXKDKSKKDKS
Which quinnora placed in his head, and then said that she did nothing to give him magic.
Genius
4:35 "You held a really rad furry convention and no one left?" **Spits out tea and dies of laughter**
*Dashcon flashbacks*
Tea? Spilled
YOU WASTED TEAAA!!!!???
They look on the NPC's sells it, and the fact they looked away tells me that it was partially true.
The fact I was drinking water and choked on it while laughing, I had to replay 30 seconds of this video because I was dying.
"I- I should be surprised, but I really am not"
-Ohio Jack, 2018
Mason Climax That made me laugh so hard
"Hand obsessed lady"
Looks like Kira found himself a wife
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
Kira’s already got the furry ally in the form of his stand. They’ll get along well.
Eh?
immagine if one of the wild magic rolls during the conversation made another 700 ft bubble no magic zone...
i want you to know that i am now emotionally invested in Sips and his revenge story. please, give me more.
Same
ditto
Agreed. Please keep gaming so we find out what happens.
Should rewatch through the series
Oh my god, seriously?
K: "You can't cast magic."
S: *tries to zap her*
*...FREAKING... NOTHING!*
That is absolutely hilarious! XD
THE ONE THING THAT COULD PROVE HER RIGHT HAPPENED! ;-; HOW!?
@@pastelokami Luck of the die. And it's one reason I want to play D&D as much as I do.
Imagine how awkward that would be too, Sips threatens her and then snaps his fingers for 0 reason and nothing happens, then later they're fighting and Sips randomly just starts speaking in goblin. Also was Sips able to understand goblin too or was he saying stuff that he had no idea what it meant?
@@adrianguerrero6163 That's the big question, isn't it? Because that would be a full nightmare, if he starts speaking a language he doesn't even understand, so for all we know, he could be trying to say "I'm terrified guys! This is too weird!" but all goblins would hear is "Potato! Plant screwdriver eye-bleach leech!"
@@SchazmenRassir
i'm assuming he still says what he means, but just doesn't understand it
for example he'd say "oh no" but he'd hear himself say whatever the goblin version of that is
I imagine felix had to let out at least 5 minutes straight of laughing at the perfection
*Sips: He isn't stupid, but he isn't smart either.*
When you said, “and attached to the fingers of the severed hands,” I legitimately thought you were gonna say, “are even tinier hands from smaller creatures”
Me too
Same
Same buddy
Fuckin Dr Strange level shit
Grindstone that is exactly what I wanted to say!
*slaps hand on crystal* this baby can crush so many grandmas
*slaps hand on crystal* this baby can fit so many souls in it
“You could become quite powerful”
“But you said I couldn’t cast magic>:
I'm rewatching the series now that episode 15 came out and Uhhh wow Quinn-Ora really was tellong the truth. She didn't make him magic,he just so happened to be a really unlucky monkey with an exotic hand
So, basically, Sips had the chance to kill the woman who ruined his life, but she literally surpassed The World and exited the server.
*Oh, okay*
0:27 Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda
how long can you move in stopped time!
she just combat logged
za warudo
@@explode4025and went to a plane of eternal fire. As all combat loggers should.
If she made this into an animated series I would watch the frick out of it.
isn't it already animated? :P
Your binge watching shall start now I suppose.
*here we are in the future*
If each hand has 4 to 5 fingers, and there is 4 hands, that makes anywhere from.... *36* to *45* whips. Total. Ouch...
Me: *Is coming back from latest episode*
Ah, remember when things WEREN'T fucked up?
Things are even more fucked up now.
@@Definitely_not_aithings are 0.001% less fucked up now.
“See I told you there was a reason they were furries”
“Yeah it’s not great”
Amazing
8:22 - I was so ready for her to say that to each finger of each hand is a attached another smaller hand.
I was dissapointed.
Agreed
8:08:*exists*
Yoshikage Kira:* heavy psychopathic breathing*
8:08
*"My stomach was making the rumblies. That only hands could satisfy."*
Llamas with hats?
I approve of this comment
CARRRRRL
*CAAAAAARRELLLLL! THAT KILLS PEOPLE!*
Carl!!!!!
0:23
Quinoa: 'Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away you're approaching me?'
Sips: 'I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer'
7:36 the best move ever to be made
He’s now up there with mad eye from Harry Potter the goblet of fire
Spoilers for episode 20:
Decided to rewatch the whole series and I think we need to acknowledge that jawbone can *BREATHE FIRE* ?? Like wouldn’t that have been useful against the giant moss wyvern??
"Everything is going to hell! Soo... Pretty much a typical D&D session." Never a more true statement.
I didn’t understand this quote. I didn’t understand for a while, until I entered my first. Ended up trying to seduce a cube, nearly got murdered by the god of magic, made a riddle master kill himself because I couldn’t solve a single one, and that was just session 1
"Let me experiment on you."
"We can work together."
"Let me take you out for lunch and shit!"
I died for a solid half-hour XD
6:10 "Weather"
It was just a really big coincidence.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Sips: MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER!!!
No one ever said Sips was a smart person
No one ever said Sips was a person
ScrapperTBP
This may be true
Noone ever said Sips_ was a smart person either
Artem Shinkevich
He did make a factory out of dirt and still manage to make profits though
No one ever said Sips is Sips
"I don't know, you've held this really rad furry convention and they've just never left?"
Beautiful.
Ohio Jack when they were in jail acted like a concerned therapist
*When you come back from a more recent episode and decided to binge the whole series again and you hear the conversation between Sips and Quinn-Ora where she says that he’s “just a normal monkey with a hand attachment” and “can’t caste magic”*
O H H E C K
Edit: oh dang - I knew she had something to do with Sips having the thing - I can’t wait for what’s next!
Literally everything that could've gone wrong went wrong.
And it's perfection
Murphy's Law, y'know? Best thing in Dnd.
at the worst possible time
And it all goes wrong so splendidly!
Murphy’s law is strong in d&d
I WANT THIS AS A TV SHOW
I WANT THIS AS A TV SHOW SO BAD
No you don't
I was about to comment and say the EXACT same thing!
Then I decided to scroll down a bit before pressing "comment", and saw your beautiful comment XD
YES!
HarmonQuest
@@misterrhombus thats the thing i dont knkw how is it like a video game or a board game
Coming back after episode 15 thinking, “Quinora, what have you done?!?!”
4:40
"You held this really rad furry convention and they just never left?"
"... no."
**me who wanted to go to that 'really rad' furry convention**
“Why? You held a really bad furry convention and they never left?” Greatest quote of 2018 😂
Rad*
I love it Lol!
I was scrolling through comments and just as sips said that I was reading it word for word at the same time 😂🤣
I love his face while he says that too 😂
You: let's play some D&D!
Campaign: jes daddy choke me!
You: what?
Campaign: what?
"I don't know. You held this really rad furry convention and they just never left?"
"...Yes?"
Murder, Murder, Murder, Murder!
5:58 girl he fucking zapped you with lightning, what, you think that just happened by chance? Of course he can cast magic
Someone showed me the original video when I was building my Wild Magic Sorcerer as a way to talk me out of it, and instead it doubled my resolve to make one...
I need to see more of this story.
Jay Bickford
Honestly that person was a fool.
The way to talk someone out of being a wild magic sorcerer *isn't* to show them what wild magic sorcerers can do.
DM: "Seriously, I'm not sure you know what you're getting into. Look at this."
Player: -watches video- "THIS IS THE BEST IDEA."
DM: "Damnit."
My frist wild mage sorc in 5e got wild surge to become immune to becoming intoxicated. Was an elf.
He drank the entire dwarven clan under.
the wild magic sorcerer has some good things going for the subclass, but you take wild magic for the randomly exploding shenanigans.
my group had a wild sorcerer accidentally fireball the whole party on first round of the first combat... Level 1.... Everyone agreed to just ignore that roll.
Part 4, part 4, part 4 who agrees with me?
Part 4, as in JoJo part 4?
Because both have Op enemies with hand obsessions
Now I need a tabletop RPG for the JoJo verse. Also, I have a feeling Kira might lose to this woman. Anyone who can Za Warudo on accident is a force to be reckoned with.
and appropriatly, this part had someone who stopped time, just like part 3!
If there is a part 4, I wouldn't mind hearing it.
PART 4!!!!!
1:11 sounded like biting into a chip ignoring the speech
The one lady: controls hands
All the people watching this who watch JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Ya know, i feel like that power Quinora has is pretty....handy
Nice one.
Did you just mention a... hand obsession???
"Yoshikage Kira just wanted a peaceful life."
Wow. Jojo fans all the way out here...
I got a boner
yes
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENECE
KILLER QUEEN
6:26 I'm pretty sure this is foreshadowing Xanu's shard
1:42 Ohayo, Jack!
Yesssss jack of my state
DOM1; Hey what cards should we send her?
DOM2; Well the basics is fine
DOM1; How about dancing lights? It’s the whole reason for her story
DOM2; That’s a great idea
"Do you know why my city is populated by anthropomorphic animals?"
"I dunno, you had this really rad furry convention and they never left?"
"THERES A REASON THEYRE FURRIES DAMMIT"
You know it's a bad idea if even Quinn-ora is creeped out by it
Quinn-Ora:”I Have A Feeling You Don’t Remember Everything That Happened That Night Do You?”
Me:”XANU FORESHADOWING!! FELIX YOU F**KING GENIUS!”
I can see it now
on the 9th day of Christmas my gf got for me
9 severed hands
4 friends each
and 1 angry Sips
lol
"Big enough to crush your grandma
with it."
What an odd image to use for descriptive purposes.
Just think of the testing involved with getting a standard of measurement!!😅
didn't she ever learn to... keep her hands... to... herself
she did
and Sips', and yours, and mine and whomever else's hands are nearby
Both top quality comments.
Oooohhh.
DUN DUN, Who are you, Who who......
HAHA
She did keep her hands to herself. Sibs was the one who let murder take over his mind.
The moment Gothi slap her, I LOVE THE GOTHI CHARACTER WHAT EVER I CAN'T DO GRAMMER
dingo: (claps x2)
me: HA!! Love it, instant like. Perfect intro lol
Murder! :D
let me guess stephen wrote this comment
Hey nice seeing you guys here
By the way, i did no expect to see u here
Tell Stephen to stop writing comments. xD
The duck you doin here
So....This is amazing....and um....Please don't stop.....Also pace of videos is totally fine...Don't let the RUclips algorithm bully you.
agreed
I like how sips say EH before getting hit by a spear🤣
So,you know,a typical D&D campaign. Lol! The wackiness factor of these takes me back to my gaming days. Thanks
Witch: you cant cast magic
*uses sips hand to cast magic*
Care to explain felix?
Well I mean she's well aware the extra parts are magical, assumedly she doesn't believe Sips can control it.
Nunya Bizness
Didn’t she say she didn’t attach anything magical to Sips?
My guess is that the voodoo she used to control his arm messed with whatever gave him the magic, causing the wild magic.
@Eddiemate
Whaaaaat are you talking about? Of course they're magical. They turn people into furries.
I can imagine her just saying that to try and _QUACK_ with Sips’ head.
Well now I just want a full recap of this campaign.
I want an actual animated series of this nonsense.
Bless her soul for all the drawing she'd need to do😅
Yes! We must have to continuing adventures of Sips and the Fool’s Gold Squad!
The smug look on Felix's face when you ask what does that mean is great. He's got something planned.
Watching this after the other episodes have come out makes so much more sense now
*chanting* part 4! part 4! part 4! part 4! part 4! part 4!
Amar Ramic PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4!
Part 4! Part 4! Part 4! Part 4! Part 4! Part 4! Part 4!
Amar Ramic part 4! Part 4! Part 4!
Part 4! Part 4! Parkour.... wait what?
I love how smug qi’nora is. 😂
Me too lol
0:58
**she also now has the hp of a terrasque seeing as she had it double that of the terrasque and then lost half of it due tochoking herself
I’d love to see this as a fully animated-voice acted tv show! It’s so cool and has the potential of being such an amazing show that a lot of people would love.
"That breathes fire"
WAIT WHAT?!
"Homebrew."
Oh... okay!
Yeah, ya know, I'm starting to think my chicken that glows in the dark when it's neck is broken and breathes fire (as well as possessing the ability to turn into a dragon once a day) isn't so crazy anymore.
I'm sorry *WAT*
So on death it turns into a glow stick.
2:28 why do I feel like in this frame Jack is that anoying younger cousin that every adult makes their kid play with because they themselves don't want to deal with them.
Comeing back and watching this again..... It clears so much up.
Pass! Out! Pass! Out! Pass! Out!
how did he manage to not pass out so long? did the potion wear off?
@@stevenmichel7270 Sips is beyond a lightweight, and yet somehow he's able to hold down a potion affect like a god? My money is on his rage of a thousand Suns fueling his body to murder the witch.
And then he gets knocked out by the ducking guard in one hit. THAT’S NOT WHEN HE WANTED TO PASS OUT!
Chloroform
You gotta do a constitution roll to see if the potion goes into effect, Sips beat it!
"jack is the reason we're in alchemists quarry so technically this is his fault" mfw she blames the NPC and not the bad rolls or the dm.
Cant blame the DM or the rolls in character Sips needed someone to blame and he found him
no the story lead them there he was the one who had them go there since he was the npc who commissioned them. The bad stuff that happened wasn't his fault the fact that they went there was.
Foreclaimers - extinct
Forunners - extinct?
Creative genius
Who’s rewatching this after watching episode 15
There's a part of me that really wants to join your D&D game someday, just for the homebrew madness you guys seem to create. Maybe someday. For now, we live vicariously through your animations.
so, 45 attack rolls
You forgot Quinora herself, she's got one too, so 46.
How much you wanna bet that everyone just rolled every die they had all at once.
I would not be surprised.
superzeldafan 5000
I doubt she also got an attack roll, considering she had to control 9 different hands.
But that’s a lot of attack rolls.
I mean, typically each hand would only get one attack. If each hand got to attack with each separate finger, that's kind of bullshit, because that's more attacks than a level 20 Fighter gets.
When Sips was pissed the voodoo lady (who’s name I don’t know how to spell) got away, I half expected to get a few seconds of just... *angrily shouts profanities in goblin*
"What does that mean? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!"
BF DM just looks gloatingly at Dingo.
Moments like this give DMs life.
That there, is how you incorporate character backstories into a narrative.
Edit: wow, 92 likes! This is the most I've ever gotten.
superzeldafan 5000 all of my yes
Right?! Felix is such an awesome DM!
I actually wanna hear this whole campaign from the start😂I love the home brew and I’m actually hosting my first home brew rn I’m fact it’s my first game ever DMing and it’s so fun! But ya D&D is fun🤪😂
The whole speaking in goblin bit was absolutely golden! Love the vids!
"I should be surprised? But... but I really am not."
That's fair.