D&D Story: Ep 17- Splitting the Party [Fool's Gold]

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  • @dathmach8745
    @dathmach8745 3 года назад +786

    It's a good thing Sneeze with Erina, she almost lost the most powerful weapon a magical girl has: friendship

    • @Wren_the_Bird_King
      @Wren_the_Bird_King 3 года назад +41

      That and an animal sidekick.

    • @runedoom
      @runedoom 3 года назад +46

      It also means they're split into duos. Erina and sneeze, gothi and jawbone (gem obsessed lunatic doesn't count) and sips and xanu

    • @doolenny9458
      @doolenny9458 3 года назад +9

      And now she has her animal companion

    • @petalkats4620
      @petalkats4620 3 года назад +2

      *mlp inTensIfiEs*

    • @theviking1359
      @theviking1359 3 года назад

      Sneeze and Erina are friends?

  • @stonefistfvf117ex.2
    @stonefistfvf117ex.2 3 года назад +1732

    "Your body is not a ship,
    You being a captain makes no sense"
    *chuckles*

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 3 года назад +23

      Well when you have someone in it that can take control of the controls that analogy is perfect.

    • @reddragonminecraftmodsandm4366
      @reddragonminecraftmodsandm4366 3 года назад +42

      Incidentally, the helmsman is the one that steers the ship. Sips being the captain would mean Xanu controls the body while Sips tells him what to do. Which is in some ways what seems to be happening.

    • @BlueEyesGaming
      @BlueEyesGaming 3 года назад +23

      Honestly, Sounds exactly like Rogal Dorn from TTS. atleast thats how i heard it in my head

    • @lightningseven586
      @lightningseven586 3 года назад +7

      @@reddragonminecraftmodsandm4366 Took the words right out of my mouth, this is going to be good😁

    • @michaelmiller2418
      @michaelmiller2418 3 года назад +7

      I'm getting flashbacks to Adornable from TTS!

  • @jinxtheunluckypony
    @jinxtheunluckypony 3 года назад +513

    “Mom said it’s my turn with the DM.”

    • @vanpheonix1276
      @vanpheonix1276 9 месяцев назад +9

      man I do not envy this DM... however he is really really skilled to even do it

    • @HappyMagolor2
      @HappyMagolor2 Месяц назад +1

      Yeah when I dm I let my players attempt to knock the bbeg off a bridge with them being successful sometimes

  • @ghosty4425
    @ghosty4425 3 года назад +1379

    everyone's talking about how sad this is and genocide and... well dnd stuff but-
    WHAT DID THE SHEEPS DO

    • @haliehope7067
      @haliehope7067 3 года назад +81

      I am betting they were evil. ever seen the killer rabbit, just imagine that, with bigger fluffier and hoofier beasts

    • @garlic7763
      @garlic7763 3 года назад +31

      i'd imagine sips would kill the fluff bbs out of spite.

    • @austejauz5441
      @austejauz5441 3 года назад +21

      Yeah same question here. I keep rewaching these series(because they so good) and I always come back to this question

    • @x.tsummk_.chan.x1757
      @x.tsummk_.chan.x1757 3 года назад +22

      *they got what they deserved.*

    • @haven600
      @haven600 3 года назад +19

      They know what they did

  • @justsomenerd284
    @justsomenerd284 3 года назад +3833

    Someone being so confident in their GENOCIDE plan that they tell the person they're planning to use for the genocide about their plan?
    This-
    This is very bad
    This is very very bad

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 3 года назад +47

      @@shalkonon013 let's find out the next episode shall we ;)

    • @firestorm165
      @firestorm165 3 года назад +20

      @@JordanWheeler1999 want to take bets on if she'll get the next one out by the end of the year?

    • @zeroedout1901
      @zeroedout1901 3 года назад +10

      yeahhhhhhh

    • @lunarwings4481
      @lunarwings4481 3 года назад +51

      And do you realize that GENOCIDE OF THE FORECLAIMERS MEAN GOTHI HAS TO DIE?!

    • @zeroedout1901
      @zeroedout1901 3 года назад +16

      @@lunarwings4481 oh no

  • @coffeecatty
    @coffeecatty 3 года назад +709

    "What did it taste like?"
    "Regret."
    "Neat."
    -This exchange was hilarious to me for some reason.

    • @timwoods2852
      @timwoods2852 3 года назад +7

      Oh. I thought he said "bread." XD

    • @dr.harold.coomer
      @dr.harold.coomer 3 года назад +19

      I thought they said MEAT

    • @mounne13
      @mounne13 3 года назад +9

      I mean... she IS an orc.

    • @mikeloeven
      @mikeloeven 3 года назад

      IKR

    • @Dracowinges
      @Dracowinges 3 года назад

      Da's a cute picture you got. Where is it from?

  • @MrGhost-fe4tc
    @MrGhost-fe4tc 3 года назад +346

    “No controlling the monkey!”
    The one and only rule to follow to play sips perfectly

  • @kysparker2046
    @kysparker2046 3 года назад +360

    "do you wish me to raise your hand when i want to talk" this is honestly the cutest thing Xanu has done. He's almost like Drax in a way

  • @nicholasfore8694
    @nicholasfore8694 3 года назад +604

    "Your body is not a ship, you being it's captain makes no sense" I wasn't aware Sips was being possessed by Rogal Dorn

    • @Dragonian05
      @Dragonian05 3 года назад +27

      He’d probably have a magic pain glove if that were the case. Instead he has a magic pain paw.

    • @derkrischa3720
      @derkrischa3720 3 года назад +5

      The stoic mind and a monkey with anger issiuse... well well well

    • @Tyrnak_Fenrir
      @Tyrnak_Fenrir 3 года назад +5

      I have a feeling the Forerunners are basically the Imperial Fists...

    • @budderswifteleven1347
      @budderswifteleven1347 3 года назад +4

      Or Drax from the mcu, either works

    • @nooneinparticular5256
      @nooneinparticular5256 3 года назад

      Eyyyy... TTS!

  • @driedcheese8182
    @driedcheese8182 3 года назад +1829

    "Clothes are.. inefficient, and unecessary for this conversation"
    "Oh they are VERY necessary for this conversation"

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 3 года назад +53

      Then they wear cargo pants lol.

    • @emmaschooley1213
      @emmaschooley1213 3 года назад +17

      I sat out my water when I watched that part omg 😂😂😂

    • @durinderunsterbliche6472
      @durinderunsterbliche6472 3 года назад +46

      Pants ar an illusion and so is death.

    • @dyinginside8716
      @dyinginside8716 3 года назад +25

      @@durinderunsterbliche6472 Him literally being an illusion makes this all the better

    • @yoshido8
      @yoshido8 3 года назад +3

      RUclips demonetization is lurking

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 года назад +180

    8:58 Note: it's not that vicky succeeded the save, it's that
    *_Nothing happened._*

    • @lilylunamoonyt
      @lilylunamoonyt 2 месяца назад +2

      please tell me that was a one piece reference🤩

  • @ZesTofthelemon
    @ZesTofthelemon 3 года назад +614

    Wizardly: "I do take souls now..."
    Petition to see a Warlock subclass on this.

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 2 года назад +34

      Show your DM the video and tell him you want Mr. Wizardly as your patron.

    • @adele1108
      @adele1108 Год назад +5

      yes

    • @user-ed6zw6br3v
      @user-ed6zw6br3v 8 месяцев назад +4

      Soul siphon subclass, you can use souls to regain spell slots and pretty much anything else

  • @aganaom1712
    @aganaom1712 3 года назад +530

    felix: "i can handle a focused singular narrative. no problem!"
    his group: "lmao now tell 3 separate stories at once. oh and balance encounters for all of them."
    felix: * internal screaming *

    • @themilkman1938
      @themilkman1938 3 года назад +28

      Do you mean eternal screaming

    • @Tezrak0
      @Tezrak0 3 года назад +17

      I bet there was some external screaming too.

    • @dudejoe24
      @dudejoe24 3 года назад +1

      Reminds me of how in unexpectables monty planned out a double encounter if party split in some way in the session

    • @fafhrdkreig4739
      @fafhrdkreig4739 3 года назад

      Someone who has never played or run Amber.

  • @RDPendleton
    @RDPendleton 3 года назад +531

    "The last little girl I knew, I ate her heart!"
    ".....COOL! What did it taste like?"
    "Regret..."
    "Neat."
    I love it. I want a Vicky.

    • @jeremydickey3879
      @jeremydickey3879 3 года назад +7

      im going to beg my dm to give us a vicky who is secretly really dangerous in a fight but outside of a fight is a weirdly annoying/cool child

    • @lunatheluma3804
      @lunatheluma3804 3 года назад +6

      @@jeremydickey3879 i have a plan for a character like that who has an "imaginary friend" who is actually a demon that follows her and gives her wild magic

    • @emilyteitsworth6954
      @emilyteitsworth6954 3 года назад +2

      Gotta be honest, I thought she said "Meat" 😂

    • @BrianHall33
      @BrianHall33 3 года назад +1

      Reminds me of Caboose lol

  • @AaronCorr
    @AaronCorr 3 года назад +211

    "Concerned DM noises" is such a great expression

  • @melaniescribbles
    @melaniescribbles 3 года назад +274

    Xanu: "I want to commit a genocide"
    Me: PROTECT GOTHI AT ALL COSTS!

    • @icetheirken
      @icetheirken 3 года назад +11

      EXACTLY!

    • @justsomeferalminor
      @justsomeferalminor 3 года назад +6

      YES! ASSEMBLE AN ARMY!

    • @caesarsosa816
      @caesarsosa816 3 года назад +9

      After episode 18, I don't think we need to worry about that

    • @melaniescribbles
      @melaniescribbles 3 года назад +6

      @@caesarsosa816 I don't know about you, but I don't trust Xanu to spare Gothi for being a good egg when shit does go down. The proverbial pitchforks and torches are still at the ready for as far as I'm concerned.

    • @caesarsosa816
      @caesarsosa816 3 года назад +4

      @@melaniescribbles Fair enough. I rewatched episode 10 a few minutes ago and Xanu saying "Run." to Gothi definitely gave off some vibes. Not sure if they were positive or negative.

  • @rosebud363
    @rosebud363 3 года назад +2887

    Vicky: "what did taste like"
    Sips: "regret"
    Vicky: "neat"
    HELL YEA

    • @donnamitsuki281
      @donnamitsuki281 3 года назад +61

      Honestly she's an orc so I guess it's normal

    • @Rofa-xc9ub
      @Rofa-xc9ub 3 года назад +78

      I honestly misheard her saying 'meat' XD like a f*cking pun

    • @rosebud363
      @rosebud363 3 года назад +3

      Omg thank you all I have never had this many comments or likes on a comment thank you all :D

    • @OtioseFanatic
      @OtioseFanatic 3 года назад +20

      That’s a little girl who’s considered eating a heart before lol

    • @thatguy4084
      @thatguy4084 3 года назад +5

      I misheard it as 'bread' at first

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 3 года назад +498

    "I want to commit genocide."
    *Five seconds later*
    "Our sponsor is Big Bag Booklet!"

  • @doopdoopdopdop7424
    @doopdoopdopdop7424 3 года назад +80

    "What are we in, the fantasy 90s!?"
    Says the monkey wearing MC Hammer pants.

  • @AcrylicThePartygoer
    @AcrylicThePartygoer 3 года назад +216

    Sips: "Y'know, the last little girl I knew, I ate her heart."
    Vicky: "Cool! What did it taste like?"
    Sips: *"Regret."*

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Год назад +2

      I like this kid. She's kind-of like Boo from Monsters Inc.

    • @grace1753
      @grace1753 Год назад

      Vicky: "Neat."

    • @Hazeltrunk7
      @Hazeltrunk7 6 месяцев назад

      @@dr.bright6272 Wait.. She isn't?

  • @jenniferbtoo9344
    @jenniferbtoo9344 3 года назад +1078

    “What did it taste like?” “Regret.” “Neat.” This episode was gold

    • @absonaura
      @absonaura 3 года назад +42

      Don't you mean this episode is fool's gold.
      Um... er... sorry that joke was bad ill go home.

    • @zinny1192
      @zinny1192 3 года назад +18

      @@absonaura You stole the joke from me, take my like

    • @Orlando_Furioso
      @Orlando_Furioso 3 года назад +4

      They also did too

    • @Xman34washere
      @Xman34washere 3 года назад +7

      @@absonaura *you used the fast travel didn't you*

    • @kimarna
      @kimarna 3 года назад +2

      Fool's gold

  • @dreamthecloud1707
    @dreamthecloud1707 3 года назад +681

    “What did it taste like?”
    “Regret.”
    “Neat.”

    • @jackalenterprisesofohio
      @jackalenterprisesofohio 3 года назад +8

      I mean....souls tast like mint...so

    • @Padon84
      @Padon84 3 года назад

      Not going to lie that sound so metal what he said.

    • @unholyrat6881
      @unholyrat6881 3 года назад

      At first I thought she said MEEEAT

  • @bootlegshima3126
    @bootlegshima3126 3 года назад +70

    The fact that Xanu doesn’t understand metaphors is *beautiful*
    He would totally fit the road work vine

  • @WH40KHero
    @WH40KHero 3 года назад +278

    Sipps: "Hey, how are you today?"
    The disembodied screams of the spirits forever trapped in the shadowplane: **earpiercing wails of endless torment**
    Sipps: "Yeah, thought so." **sips tea**

  • @LoupdeLuna
    @LoupdeLuna 3 года назад +3027

    Xanu: "I want to commit a genocide, and you're going to help me do it."
    Sips: "I don't like your funny words, magic man!"

    • @suomi5475
      @suomi5475 3 года назад +76

      “Split the party!” (Splits party) “thank you!”

    • @definitelynotagenocider5204
      @definitelynotagenocider5204 3 года назад +7

      @William Bickers definitely not me

    • @seanmcfadden3712
      @seanmcfadden3712 3 года назад +32

      Sips "If you try to kill Gothi, I'm taking us both down. Other than that, let's get murdery."

    • @Valery0p5
      @Valery0p5 3 года назад +4

      Hi Chara

    • @internetfriend6701
      @internetfriend6701 3 года назад +13

      Sips: "Alright OKAY We're just gonna start with a no right there. Do you have any NON GENOCIDE requests?"

  • @silverlining5096
    @silverlining5096 3 года назад +529

    “Are those cargo pants?”
    “The pockets are efficient”

    • @EHH246
      @EHH246 3 года назад +39

      Now I want to know what a fantasy version of the 90s would look like.

    • @danielcunningham4339
      @danielcunningham4339 3 года назад +23

      I pitched this to a dm for my rouge. Looks where given....

    • @ZesTofthelemon
      @ZesTofthelemon 3 года назад +11

      the lad's literally an illusion, pockets wouldn't even work.

    • @Tsuruchi_420
      @Tsuruchi_420 3 года назад +15

      There's pockets on his god damn knees and ankles, that's some high level cargo pants

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 3 года назад +4

      @@Tsuruchi_420 the guy loves him some pockets most likey murder pockets. Ya we need the back story of why he wants to talk out a whole civilization.

  • @jasperreyes7357
    @jasperreyes7357 3 года назад +69

    "The last little girl I knew,"
    *"I Ate Her Heart"*
    ...
    *COOL!*

  • @drakeflame1721
    @drakeflame1721 3 года назад +48

    who else feels that sips and sneeze are bound to each other and sneeze collapsed at the same time sips died

  • @DrBloodbathMC
    @DrBloodbathMC 3 года назад +3036

    "The campaign goes on as a three split story"
    ..........I legit just felt pain for Felix
    "It worked for us, to Felix's horror"
    Yup, there's the pain

    • @gioza6494
      @gioza6494 3 года назад +103

      Full ramdom but i wanna express a story here about how i feel Felix'es pain... I run a campaing with some new players and one guy with his friend split from the party at the FIRST MOMENT WE PLAYED because he doenst wanna play the story i brewed and wanted to just make money and sell drugs... his friend just has no idea what to do and followed him ....... Am i a bad dm for wanting to force him in a fight with tiamat at level 2?

    • @jaidynbell7885
      @jaidynbell7885 3 года назад +80

      @@gioza6494 as a dm this is the only logical decision

    • @BioroidPilot
      @BioroidPilot 3 года назад +45

      @@gioza6494 It doesn't always work but as a DM I have found success in giving the player something to love, if you know the player well enough then make a npc he will love having around, the kind that makes him wanna go see them again and again. then when he is close to them, tie them into the quest, put them in danger, make keeping that npc around reliant on him helping. this is a bit of my style of doing things as I like that method but it can work. Few things make a player more invested in the villain's downfall then when that villain takes something or someone the player loves away from them. It doesn't always work some players after all will just keep going murder hobo or the like, but this is just my feelings. Also you are not wrong to be frustrated with em :)

    • @cjdziesiuta1995
      @cjdziesiuta1995 3 года назад +31

      Try a seven way split. I just made a turn of events that oh so happened to get them all to team up again to solve their problems happen as FASTAS FREAKING POSSIBLE BECAUSE I AM NOT DMING A 7 PEOPLE SPLIT PARTY

    • @Kalakcha
      @Kalakcha 3 года назад +3

      I see that coming...
      ...but it still hurts

  • @tholgrimstonebeard5943
    @tholgrimstonebeard5943 3 года назад +256

    Jack, waiting in the city: "It's been weeks!"
    Us, waiting on the internet: "It's three years."

  • @brokenyolkyolk5465
    @brokenyolkyolk5465 3 года назад +54

    Remember this all happened from fucking karaoke.

  • @MegasLagann
    @MegasLagann 3 года назад +42

    step 1: acquire stand
    step 2: come to terms with having stand
    step 3: jojo shenanigans approaching

  • @jellybean3384
    @jellybean3384 3 года назад +1040

    "YOU GET ONE QUESTION"
    "what are you"
    "...."
    * *has existential identity crisis* *

  • @riverjordyc2888
    @riverjordyc2888 3 года назад +228

    “Dammit,Jim, I’m an archaeologist not a 6 and a half foot Amazonian”

    • @dididi3368
      @dididi3368 3 года назад +23

      that can crush boulders with her biceps

  • @jamesklem4861
    @jamesklem4861 3 года назад +54

    I’d like to imagine that this whole thing started because baby sips ate a bunch of evil crystal as a baby as you do

  • @BlackholeJester
    @BlackholeJester 3 года назад +31

    "There will be no raising of anything of mine!"
    [looks away]

  • @ThomasMHead
    @ThomasMHead 3 года назад +1978

    Sips normally: "You know...I could have a little genocide. As a treat."
    Sips when a voice in his head tells him to commit genocide: "Well now I'm not gonna do it."

  • @huggleskuishy
    @huggleskuishy 3 года назад +93

    watching 17 straight episodes then realizing there is a several month gap between videos was heartbreaking.... can't wait for the next. Your voice acting + story telling drastically improved since the series started. This could be an actual TV show

    • @faithwayman7000
      @faithwayman7000 2 года назад +3

      Frick yeah it could and I would get Netflix just to watch it

    • @lilylunamoonyt
      @lilylunamoonyt 2 месяца назад

      heck yea, i mean, even the big dragon fight from like, episode 6 could be animated too

  • @ramoxfireleaderofgauntlets3554
    @ramoxfireleaderofgauntlets3554 3 года назад +28

    “I want to commit a genocide”
    Well damn. That’s definitely High scale honesty

  • @blakebarrett1519
    @blakebarrett1519 3 года назад +386

    Erina: finding her mom
    Gothi: summoning a portal
    Sips: casually helping out an incredibly powerful being commit genocide

    • @ghostthespiritgaurdian9172
      @ghostthespiritgaurdian9172 3 года назад +19

      What could possibly go wrong with the combination of 2 and 3

    • @anthonyconner9180
      @anthonyconner9180 3 года назад +4

      As you do.

    • @dragonofdragons1720
      @dragonofdragons1720 3 года назад +8

      @@ghostthespiritgaurdian9172 nothing boring at lest

    • @robertourdaneta2339
      @robertourdaneta2339 3 года назад +4

      Would be cool that xanu wants to open the same portal that gothi is helping to open and the arina's mom is involved in something related like a descendent of the foreclaimers or somerhing like that and for that her kingdom have those crystals

    • @cptrevenant4088
      @cptrevenant4088 3 года назад +2

      Sneeze: ????

  • @ghostingaround6553
    @ghostingaround6553 3 года назад +1076

    Gothi: so Sips what do you want to eat?
    Xanu: "the souls of the innocent"
    Sips: a bagel
    Xanu: "NO!"
    Sips: two bagel

  • @alvie2457
    @alvie2457 3 года назад +26

    Straight up Johnny Silverhand wise "We got a city to burn"
    I love it

  • @LegendGamer-qi5tr
    @LegendGamer-qi5tr 3 года назад +18

    I find it funny that in Sip's segments there fourth wall breaks.

  • @draconequis5340
    @draconequis5340 3 года назад +1139

    Dingo: "Sometimes things have to get worse to get better"
    2020: "Watch me" lol

    • @therealpohlio
      @therealpohlio 3 года назад +13

      Or things just keep getting worse!

    • @Ari-fw6gt
      @Ari-fw6gt 3 года назад +2

      lmao that's so perfect.

    • @madrocts
      @madrocts 3 года назад +2

      2020: Obtherve

    • @DuoRekt
      @DuoRekt 3 года назад +7

      I think 2020 is procrastinating the "get better" part

    • @irok1
      @irok1 3 года назад

      The 2020s

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 года назад +875

    I just realized that Bucket handed out Water.

  • @DomyTheMad420
    @DomyTheMad420 2 года назад +9

    14:00 i'll never got over the Dingo endorsement of Cargo pants

  • @ash_7118
    @ash_7118 3 года назад +25

    Xanu: I want to comit a genocide, and you are going to help me do it.
    *video ends*
    Me: *screams internally* (maybe externally too)

  • @HankJ666
    @HankJ666 3 года назад +597

    Friendly reminder this whole thing started with:
    I almost doomed a city with karaoke

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 года назад +29

      Friendly reminder this is the story of how Dingo doomed the entire universe

    • @petalkats4620
      @petalkats4620 3 года назад +14

      My friend: if I sang I'd cause worldwar 3 or the end of the world
      Me: *flashback to drunk karaoke*
      Uhh-

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 года назад +1

      "I almost tpk'd The Universe."

    • @cjdziesiuta1995
      @cjdziesiuta1995 3 года назад +1

      @@clayxros576 oh my god, what if the "doom the universe accidentally" wasn't the tarrasque, but xanu or some shit?

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 года назад

      @@cjdziesiuta1995
      This is what I'm alluding to

  • @felisadidas4932
    @felisadidas4932 3 года назад +286

    *Xanu:* "I want to commit.... a genocide."
    *Dingo:* *_THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN SPONSORED BY-_*

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 3 года назад +3

      "Gahhhhhh!!!" That is me falling of a cliff I did not see.

    • @starplane1239
      @starplane1239 3 года назад

      Ok but what did you expect?

    • @donovanbrockhausen9262
      @donovanbrockhausen9262 3 года назад

      Welp, don't turn on that portal then. Keep xanu here and "contained" and leave the forclaimers isolated, but alive.
      But if anyone has a better plan, I would like to hear it. No spoilers dingo, just fan theories/speculation

  • @PrismTheLoser
    @PrismTheLoser 3 года назад +12

    I'd say this is the happiest episode yet... THEY UNLOCKED FAST TRAVEL!

  • @MrDj232
    @MrDj232 2 года назад +5

    Dingo: "Our DM is evil."
    Also Dingo: "We split the party and played 3 simultaneous campaigns."

  • @lazarus9165
    @lazarus9165 3 года назад +2246

    this whole series is the epitome of "well that escalated quickly"

    • @kamikazma3126
      @kamikazma3126 3 года назад +18

      Perfect explanation

    • @thestonemason7413
      @thestonemason7413 3 года назад +39

      It started with a tarasque

    • @maskedkitty7350
      @maskedkitty7350 3 года назад +32

      @@thestonemason7413
      and karaoke, don’t forget that.

    • @goldfishsupremacy
      @goldfishsupremacy 3 года назад +17

      @@thestonemason7413 well technically it started with the amputation of a monkey, selling cursed crap for a profit, and THEN unleashing a tarrasque with karaoke

    • @Candy_Mandy
      @Candy_Mandy 3 года назад +14

      “That went from 0-100 real fuqin quick”

  • @bionicdragon5
    @bionicdragon5 3 года назад +870

    Dingo: "Last episode was a bit of a downer, huh?"
    Me: "It's gonna get worse, isn't it?"
    Dingo: [proceeds to recap]
    Me: "Yeah, it is..."
    [end of video]
    Me: "YEP THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT."

    • @akrinornoname2769
      @akrinornoname2769 3 года назад +5

      Well it went downhill a bit slower than last time

    • @Angeloflight1415_LastelleCrea
      @Angeloflight1415_LastelleCrea 3 года назад +2

      That made me laugh, your wonderful comment made me laugh. Bravo, bravo. LOL

    • @thedominion4626
      @thedominion4626 3 года назад +2

      So Zanu is basically a certain someone in a certain game when you the genocide run?

    • @runedoom
      @runedoom 3 года назад +1

      @@thedominion4626 elven chara/sephiroth.

    • @piojohn2933
      @piojohn2933 3 года назад +2

      im afraid ._.
      i just started watching the vid-
      idk why im scrolling through the comment section

  • @Medaumplay3
    @Medaumplay3 2 года назад +4

    Rewatching it, I realized: Oh my god, sneeze died too, just like sips! That's definately gonna be important

  • @benjamingalvan2346
    @benjamingalvan2346 3 года назад +9

    I find it slightly funny that Vicky basically has adopted sips in a manner and adorable

  • @GodOfKa
    @GodOfKa 3 года назад +436

    Xanu: "I want to create a genocide. And you are going to help."
    Sips: "..."
    *Sponsorship*
    Me: "WHAT? WHAT THE FU-?!"

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 3 года назад +17

      Grab the wall quick it's a cliff!

    • @starplane1239
      @starplane1239 3 года назад +4

      What were you expecting???

    • @Loyde06
      @Loyde06 3 года назад +11

      @@loganshaw9198 And it's the exact same cliff as last time. We are waiting for some explanation from Xanu

    • @peakcabbage3250
      @peakcabbage3250 3 года назад +7

      *every time*

    • @vinnvii
      @vinnvii 3 года назад +2

      I- Thats my reaction

  • @tenacityxl
    @tenacityxl 3 года назад +301

    Sips: *tries to just do some simple cleaning*
    The Universe: no, I don’t think you will. Here’s a door to the shadow plane!
    He really never gets a break, does he?

    • @kellent9367
      @kellent9367 3 года назад

      never

    • @Webmage101
      @Webmage101 3 года назад +9

      And not just a one-way portal TO it, which is manageable, but a one-way portal FROM it, which, you can't stop them coming through it without going there.

    • @jacobweatherford4696
      @jacobweatherford4696 3 года назад

      @@Webmage101 I would try to move it inside a closet or into a dresser then lock the dresser shut so nothing can get out atleast that way he doesn't have to worry as much

  • @skyhighfive1266
    @skyhighfive1266 3 года назад +7

    I originally thought Sneeze had a crystal in his head but remembered Sneeze died before and Sips was fine.

  • @Sireington
    @Sireington 3 года назад +8

    5:13
    Arena: he’s just standing there... MENACINGLY

  • @allanroberts7129
    @allanroberts7129 3 года назад +303

    Nobody forget how 'Bucket' got his name.
    "Nah, you missed your chance. It's bucket now." -Sips

    • @allanroberts7129
      @allanroberts7129 3 года назад +11

      Also, poor Felix

    • @rhyan0186
      @rhyan0186 3 года назад +7

      And xanu ain’t making that mistake, saying “you will call me xanu”

  • @drkrazysstudio2414
    @drkrazysstudio2414 3 года назад +39

    Dingo: “This video is sponsored by the Deck of Many…”
    Me: “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAGHGHGGGGGHG!!!!!!!!!!”

    • @kellent9367
      @kellent9367 3 года назад +3

      well if it wasn't it wouldn't really be dingo making the video

  • @chasetim4288
    @chasetim4288 3 года назад +12

    I like how sips Just fails every single will check

  • @sirturkey4054
    @sirturkey4054 3 года назад +1879

    Ok. So. Theory here. Sneeze is something Sips accidentally created when a spell went Wild. When Sips 'died', because of some bond that exists because of this event, Sneeze died for as long as Sips was out.

    • @davidwilliams1949
      @davidwilliams1949 3 года назад +81

      If you mean he is something like the unseen servant spell I disagree because if that was so his body would have faded out of existence when sips died

    • @sirturkey4054
      @sirturkey4054 3 года назад +118

      @@davidwilliams1949 Ah? To be honest I'm not knowledgeable on DnD. Just know a few things, the spells of which I know nothing except for what's been in these videos. But, Dingo has stated that fun is over rules in this campaign, so you never know. Could be Felix's homebrewed version.

    • @attempt17.
      @attempt17. 3 года назад +87

      i was thinking a life-link thing but this, this is gold

    • @nintendocaprimoon63
      @nintendocaprimoon63 3 года назад +74

      Or, sneeze has a big part of the crystal and since sips (carrying Xanu) died, so did he

    • @immagetchyah1079
      @immagetchyah1079 3 года назад +46

      Sips is Sneeze. Sneeze is Sips

  • @magicalmishap1201
    @magicalmishap1201 3 года назад +450

    Dingo: sometimes things need to get worse to get better
    2020 and Dingo in unison: But sometimes it just gets worse!

  • @blazelightshine2311
    @blazelightshine2311 2 года назад +3

    "What are we, in the fantasy 90s? Put on something from this plane!" was delivered SO perfectly, I don't care if this is the fourth time I've seen this video, still made me genuinely laugh.

  • @carlfromaccounting1112
    @carlfromaccounting1112 3 года назад +7

    2:17 "And I'm not here to be liked" is honestly a fuckin banger of a line.

  • @adudeontheinternet8246
    @adudeontheinternet8246 3 года назад +257

    "pants are ineffecient"
    -ancient, genocidal warlord

    • @Dragonlover553
      @Dragonlover553 3 года назад +20

      (The) pants are an illusion. And so is death.

  • @yoshido8
    @yoshido8 3 года назад +677

    "What did it taste like"
    "Regret"
    "Neat"
    Me: *WHEEZE*

    • @lykanaslupus
      @lykanaslupus 3 года назад +6

      No controlling the monkey!

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 3 года назад +6

      "Meat!"

    • @adrianlastname4354
      @adrianlastname4354 3 года назад +6

      I thought she said meat lol

    • @VonKuro
      @VonKuro 3 года назад +4

      Well she was raised with werwolf's meat
      That must help forge quite the character

    • @inesta9875
      @inesta9875 3 года назад

      Hi

  • @doc9473
    @doc9473 3 года назад +123

    So Sips can understand Sneeze? And they're practically always together? And when Sips died Sneeze also died?
    I play 2nd Edition Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, and am learning to DM for 5e. I've gotta say though, that sounds an awful lot like a familiar.
    Sneeze is Sips' familiar then?

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 3 года назад +6

      They're bros

    • @Ironicuss
      @Ironicuss 2 года назад +9

      That or sneeze has a crystal inside him as well

    • @kennyholmes5196
      @kennyholmes5196 2 года назад +1

      @@Ironicuss You were right on the money.

    • @connorschultz380
      @connorschultz380 2 года назад

      @@kennyholmes5196 but he couldn't tho? Sneez died- if he had a crystal in him, then Sips would have also died

    • @kennyholmes5196
      @kennyholmes5196 2 года назад

      @@connorschultz380 Except he did. Remember, Sneeze collapsed when Sips did.

  • @timothyt.82
    @timothyt.82 3 года назад +6

    Xanu: "I wish to become the Hittle, and you shall assist me, monkey man."
    Sips: "... Yeah... No."

  • @ithinkdogsshouldvote6395
    @ithinkdogsshouldvote6395 3 года назад +1759

    Prediction, the little orc girl is a werwolf, that why sips couldn't curse her she was already cursed.

    • @DracoMagnius
      @DracoMagnius 3 года назад +168

      Oh my God adorable Werewolf puppy!

    • @tnuoccaekafsi9808
      @tnuoccaekafsi9808 3 года назад +150

      Well that's not good, dont they hunt werewolves

    • @Frostwind42
      @Frostwind42 3 года назад +88

      Honestly I thought she was a vampire at first just cuz her hair looked like cute fluffy bat wings.

    • @tsltyne617
      @tsltyne617 3 года назад +127

      This isn't as fun a theory but she could've succeeded her save

    • @ithinkdogsshouldvote6395
      @ithinkdogsshouldvote6395 3 года назад +77

      @@tsltyne617 Yeah but it just seemed like a weird detail to include the fact that they hunted werewolves kinda sus ngl 🤔

  • @bookishnewt8468
    @bookishnewt8468 3 года назад +382

    “Getting rid of glitter”
    Oh that will take years to get rid of.

    • @sparrowthesparrow
      @sparrowthesparrow 3 года назад +12

      micro plastic- you're never gonna get rid of it, as it doesn't biodegrade O_O

    • @airyal08
      @airyal08 3 года назад +17

      Glitter is an un removable curse

    • @jordanarnold6783
      @jordanarnold6783 3 года назад +10

      Glitter: so bad, even magic can't get rid of it.

    • @SaltedToaster
      @SaltedToaster 3 года назад +7

      With the amount of glitter there? More like decades. Or even centuries if it's really bad.

    • @mj91212
      @mj91212 3 года назад +3

      @@sparrowthesparrow Not anymore, a species of bacteria has evolved in Japan that eats plastic. Just sprinkle it on there and you’re good.

  • @xRAINxOFxBLOODx
    @xRAINxOFxBLOODx 2 года назад +5

    Theory: Sips insisted Xanu wear pants because it reminded him of when he first became awakened and took an embarrassingly long time to realize how important pants were.

  • @shazabi_stop
    @shazabi_stop 2 года назад +5

    11:00
    Forget about jack in a box this is for 14+
    Introducing
    Jack in a bar!!
    “I’m pissed”

  • @emerald10808
    @emerald10808 3 года назад +493

    Everyone: “Did Sneeze just... die?”
    Sneeze: “My death was highly exaggerated.”
    Also did he die at the exact moment Sipps did, cause that’s a whole other can of worms

    • @beepboprobotsnot3748
      @beepboprobotsnot3748 3 года назад +33

      Hmm... That's not good... That's not good at all... Why would they be linked? Does the connection go both ways? What tragedy has just been set up?

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 3 года назад +34

      I Think sneeze is mechanically a 3.5e familliar, familliar dying makes master loose EXP, master dying makes familliar die, they are indeed linked

    • @megalomainiac7388
      @megalomainiac7388 3 года назад +9

      thats what i was thinking!!

    • @milkpup9201
      @milkpup9201 3 года назад +10

      Thats... Not good..

    • @hopesndreams5033
      @hopesndreams5033 3 года назад +3

      I think so... but idk

  • @thelordz33
    @thelordz33 3 года назад +265

    This is the equivalent of having a minecraft video titled: "We dig straight down"

  • @NerdAndAHalf_
    @NerdAndAHalf_ 3 года назад +11

    jack's gonna be the bad guy..
    i can *FEEL* it

    • @LoafOfBrisket
      @LoafOfBrisket 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, the whole waiting in a bar for weeks just waiting for a crystal to open a portal that might not even work due to is age alone and then trying to convince gothi to get it ALONE by saying in a very creepy tone that an entire empire of other foreclaimers could be waiting on the other side of the portal that leads to who knows where. Also, in a past video it says that the power crystals only extend forclaimer life by 700 years. They’ve been in there for over 2,000 years. There’s a pretty high chance there all dead of starvation or old age. He’s probably gonna side with xanu because xanus only way to the foreclaimers is through the portal. Their core goals line up, opening the portal.

  • @Robp0
    @Robp0 3 года назад +9

    Calling it now. Sneeze is actually the final boss

  • @alexp5461
    @alexp5461 3 года назад +749

    "Your body is not a ship. You being a captain makes no sense."
    Rogal Dorn: "This is true."

  • @nukerwolf7788
    @nukerwolf7788 3 года назад +401

    Party: unlocks fast travel.
    DM: starts coming up with ideas to have them regret it.
    At least that's how I would run it.

    • @danielcunningham4339
      @danielcunningham4339 3 года назад +16

      Oh absolutely. Just start rolling for teleportation failure

    • @nukerwolf7788
      @nukerwolf7788 3 года назад +12

      @@danielcunningham4339 or bad people use it to attack

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 3 года назад +8

      @@nukerwolf7788 Exactly!

    • @adamkaris
      @adamkaris 3 года назад +7

      Yea having magic portals directly into your city is not a good idea

    • @cmelton6796
      @cmelton6796 3 года назад +1

      @@adamkaris Gonna need some magic version of the IRIS from Stargate SG-1 ruclips.net/video/iqcY5SmA95U/видео.html

  • @princeparker113
    @princeparker113 3 года назад +5

    “what did it taste like?”
    Me: I LOVE THIS CHILD 😂

  • @emmettbarley5721
    @emmettbarley5721 3 года назад +11

    *NOBODY CONTROL DA MONKE*

  • @citationneeded5196
    @citationneeded5196 3 года назад +332

    “What did it taste like?”
    “regret”
    “*NEAT*”
    I’m screaming

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson 3 года назад +289

    "Last episode was a bit of a downer, huh?"
    *Is on a downward spiral since at least four episodes.*

    • @tneK95
      @tneK95 3 года назад +8

      it went downhill when she said she was playing a wild mage

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 3 года назад +4

      @@tneK95 Eh, that was the fun part, you know... Before Sneeze died.

  • @cyruslightz
    @cyruslightz 3 года назад +6

    Me:
    finds D&D story series I like
    binge watches it
    sees it’s still going
    *2 month intervals*
    S a d
    (Before someone says it, I know it takes long to make these animations and I appreciate them a lot. Doesn’t mean I can’t wish to hear more about this amazing tale soon)

  • @zombiejokiller1344
    @zombiejokiller1344 2 года назад +3

    I love how at 9:00 you can tell that despite how he was behaving before, you could tell that he didn't want her to get injured by the panicked tone in his voice

  • @milk_choc7889
    @milk_choc7889 3 года назад +213

    "We've hit rock bottom, there's no way but up!"
    "Fool, I have _Stone to Flesh!"_

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 3 года назад +248

    "Holy Water 2 Go" - Prayers 'R Us is still operating smoothly, I see!

    • @mimimounir4476
      @mimimounir4476 3 года назад +7

      I wish I was funny too

    • @wonkierspark
      @wonkierspark 3 года назад +3

      Holy water was: $9.99
      Now: $5.99

    • @TA10man
      @TA10man 3 года назад +3

      My favorite gags from this series are prayers r us and necromart. Keep it going!

  • @hydrobug4556
    @hydrobug4556 3 года назад +6

    oh my GODDDD i need ep 18 not want need I WAS SCREAMING IN MY HEAD WHEN I WAS RIGHTING THIS

  • @waifuslaifu3799
    @waifuslaifu3799 3 года назад +4

    the cliffhangers are literally as soulcrushing as the story itself

  • @byronsmothers8064
    @byronsmothers8064 3 года назад +458

    Erina: "those jerks"
    ...didn't you abandon gothi first?

    • @laurenhawes7201
      @laurenhawes7201 3 года назад +10

      I know like where the heck does erina think shes going or doing?

    • @Kmn483
      @Kmn483 3 года назад +26

      ​@@laurenhawes7201 Pretty sure she's doing this out of a poor coping mechanism over Sips leaving.

    • @pastelnut027
      @pastelnut027 3 года назад +12

      @@Kmn483 Or just being dumped by her girlfriend.

    • @leviathan1082
      @leviathan1082 3 года назад +7

      @@pastelnut027 Both

  • @CurtSP
    @CurtSP 3 года назад +664

    God Tier Quote!
    "I don't like you..."
    "And I am not here to be liked."

    • @trash_panda9400
      @trash_panda9400 3 года назад +58

      "The last little girl I met I ate her heart."
      "Cool!"
      "Ugh!"
      "What did it taste like?"
      "Regret."
      *"Neat."*

    • @blacknadobaby1921
      @blacknadobaby1921 2 года назад +5

      Yes! Someone mentioned that badass line from Xanu.

  • @KneedTime
    @KneedTime 2 года назад +5

    4:10 nobody notes on the fact that SNEEZE HAS A CRYSTAL IN HIM.

  • @apersonsomehow.6915
    @apersonsomehow.6915 3 года назад +13

    Sips: “ the last little girl I saw I ate her heart “ vicky: “ woah cool “

  • @lillyshooby4083
    @lillyshooby4083 3 года назад +259

    "OH PANTS ARE VERY NECESSARY FOR THIS CONVERSATION!" Best quote.

    • @greengamer2026
      @greengamer2026 3 года назад +2

      I n d e e d
      I t
      I s

    • @beepboop2816
      @beepboop2816 3 года назад +1

      Extremely necessary

    • @greengamer2026
      @greengamer2026 3 года назад +4

      "Are those... CARGO PANTS?"

    • @fangyboi2154
      @fangyboi2154 3 года назад +3

      @@greengamer2026 "The pockets are efficient"

    • @GoldPrince2468
      @GoldPrince2468 3 года назад

      @@greengamer2026
      I feel attacked. LoL
      I’m in danger!

  • @persephoneklein
    @persephoneklein 3 года назад +319

    "He got magic. And is lazy." This is literally my 5e sorcerer in a nutshell.

    • @VegetaLF7
      @VegetaLF7 3 года назад +12

      Hell, that's what made me love Mr. Wizardly in the first place. A lvl 20 wizard who couldn't be bothered to go actually do things and hires people to do them for him out of pure laziness, that's my kind of NPC

    • @redwolf9342
      @redwolf9342 3 года назад +6

      That's MOST 5e sorcerers in a nutshell....

    • @ymir6699
      @ymir6699 3 года назад +3

      My cat wizard : clone?!

    • @jayfalll7014
      @jayfalll7014 3 года назад

      If I was wizard

    • @szymonderlatka4942
      @szymonderlatka4942 3 года назад +1

      Sad that sorcs only have 2 spells per lvl and their list is combat focused. But yes using magic out of pure laziness is fun.

  • @jessiebutschie3150
    @jessiebutschie3150 3 года назад +6

    Please make a part 18 I've been watching this series to the end it's so good

  • @universal2057
    @universal2057 3 года назад +72

    that boop was completely adorable
    *I’ll fight whoever disagrees*

  • @JeronisLeror
    @JeronisLeror 3 года назад +668

    "Clothes are inefficient" "the pockets are efficient" is sips possessed by a corrupted embodiment of order that used to be worshiped by The foreclaimers? Maybe.

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 года назад +33

      And if the thing they worshipped wants to wipe them out, suddenly I'm wondering if there is a reason they need to die.

    • @JeronisLeror
      @JeronisLeror 3 года назад +25

      @@clayxros576 gods can be easily corrupted if the beliefs of the more influential followers start taking root. The crusades were direct result of influential religious leaders pushing a religious idea, and so on and so forth. gods are just as much shaped by their believers as their believers are shaped by them. If an embodiment of order became corrupted, it would become a tyrant. It's the reason why SMT games (including Persona believe it or not) have "evil" characters that could be easily described as either lawful or chaotic to an extreme. Heck, the entire concept of the dragonlance campaign setting, may it rest in peace, is that all of the borderline on neutral gods became evil when the evil gods were wiped out and all the good gods became borderline on neutral, still edging towards evil. This was all a result of the worshipers of evil influencing how what God's remained were able to express themselves. Kind of like that.

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 года назад +12

      @@JeronisLeror
      The crusades are kind of a bad example of that since the god of the Bible isn't influenced in that way. The church just took the faith of Europe and twisted it while God facepalmed in heaven. In fiction on the other hand where the wellbeing of gods is tied to their worshippers, you are correct.

    • @JeronisLeror
      @JeronisLeror 3 года назад +5

      @@clayxros576 Dungeons and Dragons Rules, here. The only god who stays impartial, and by extension, never changes is Ao. The only reason he can stay impartial is almost no one knows he exists. Even then, the handful who do know of him are rendered incapable of using magic.

    • @JeronisLeror
      @JeronisLeror 3 года назад +3

      @My Brand The best Stories are based off of real world shenanigans. Base Game, our world (The Terrasphere) is off in a jetty of the Phlogiston, the magical flow that keeps the multiverse separated and keeps planeswalkers from falling into the blind eternities as frequntly. Therefore, a version of our world, complete with gods, is in the D&D multiverse.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 3 года назад +3705

    "Alright gang, let's split up"
    "Shaggy you go with the dog and I'll head off with the Succubus and the female Bard to investigate the bedrooms"