Glitter Bomb 2.0 vs Porch Pirates

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 89 тыс.

  • @MarkRober
    @MarkRober  5 лет назад +139909

    I have spent sooooo much time working on this over the past 11 months it feels really nice to finally show it to you guys. I've got all 12 of my videos planned out for 2020 and in various stages so be sure to subscribe, bell, donate a kidney, etc.

  • @michaelgoff9671
    @michaelgoff9671 5 лет назад +20696

    I love how the thieves get mad at the person and act like they didn't deserve that

    • @Bobylein1337
      @Bobylein1337 5 лет назад +1152

      We tend to believe that we are in the right when we do something, even if our brain first has to invent a reason for it.

    • @Alsayid
      @Alsayid 5 лет назад +623

      Michael, criminals are always like that.

    • @zaymacintosh5648
      @zaymacintosh5648 5 лет назад +36

      Miss Mariah Madeline *cringe 🤦‍♂️

    • @yapflipthegrunt4687
      @yapflipthegrunt4687 5 лет назад +6

      Zay Macintosh yes

    • @zach3861
      @zach3861 5 лет назад +37

      @@Bobylein1337 I still think criminals have a different mindset.

  • @Weepingwyllow
    @Weepingwyllow 5 лет назад +23152

    Notice how none of them felt guilty. Not even a little bit.

    • @smperl0c0
      @smperl0c0 5 лет назад +1488

      Pretty sad huh

    • @Dmc1184
      @Dmc1184 5 лет назад +265

      because they are actors

    • @mr.monitor.
      @mr.monitor. 5 лет назад +1072

      @@Dmc1184 based on?

    • @barkleyu
      @barkleyu 5 лет назад +805

      @@Dmc1184 uuhm how can you prove that?

    • @PatX2
      @PatX2 5 лет назад +413

      Yeah,that was the most disappointing part of the whole video.

  • @cian9393
    @cian9393 5 лет назад +8554

    The guy who said "scammed" when he stole it is probably the type of guy to sue someone for fighting back after he attacked them

    • @Careless-sv6cf
      @Careless-sv6cf 5 лет назад +256

      The type of guy to sue these guys for being vigilantes instead of letting him steal in peace. Knowing our overly liberal court system he'll probably win

    • @ashen3405
      @ashen3405 5 лет назад +134

      The type of guy that calls anime a cartoon

    • @LividAF
      @LividAF 5 лет назад +148

      The type of guy to say he would have won if he didn’t lose.

    • @yabab19
      @yabab19 5 лет назад +183

      The type of guy to fall in the shower and grab the water.

    • @thnksfrthdnkmms1069
      @thnksfrthdnkmms1069 5 лет назад +79

      He obviously went to a tech store to sell it and tried to pretend he got scammed.

  • @michaeldeegan8388
    @michaeldeegan8388 6 месяцев назад +225

    Just brilliant. I particularly like the countdown & police chatter. Nice touch mate

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 5 лет назад +28633

    Imagine if the guy claiming he bought it for his girlfriend had instead wrapped it and waited until Christmas to have her open it in front of their family. He'd have a fun time explaining himself.

    • @rubyjulivre1136
      @rubyjulivre1136 5 лет назад +1377

      I think his gf and the family might think it's a prank from him

    • @liamhgd581
      @liamhgd581 5 лет назад +212

      Or not because bit would b illegal to send a spy camera into someones home...... So ya no

    • @ritchl3262
      @ritchl3262 5 лет назад +2112

      illegal? Like stealing the package in the first place? Duuuuhhhh....

    • @basiliskoE
      @basiliskoE 5 лет назад +1307

      @@ritchl3262 yeah like "hi, yeah, I stole this package from a house a couple of weeks ago and I think it's been spying on me" xD

    • @juli5945
      @juli5945 5 лет назад +905

      @@liamhgd581 If they hadn't stolen it in the first place the camera wouldn't have recorded their house, so no spy cameras.

  • @armstrongturbo
    @armstrongturbo 5 лет назад +88224

    Imagine complaining about being ‘scammed’ when you steal a package smh

    • @JayXIsSad
      @JayXIsSad 5 лет назад +3316

      Tbh that one was the one delivered by the UPS driver wasnt it? The dude just got unlucky. Still you shouldn't accept random packages you didnt order.

    • @Reth_Hard
      @Reth_Hard 5 лет назад +833

      @@JayXIsSad
      Really? What if someone sends you a gift?
      Oh yeah I forgot, you probably have no friends...
      lol

    • @cupofbleach3352
      @cupofbleach3352 5 лет назад +2074

      Reth Tard was the no friends part necessary though?

    • @Reth_Hard
      @Reth_Hard 5 лет назад +396

      @@cupofbleach3352
      yes

    • @bananadebilitada6844
      @bananadebilitada6844 5 лет назад +216

      @@cupofbleach3352 yes

  • @HD-xt6cq
    @HD-xt6cq 5 лет назад +60738

    I like how the thieves still act like they're the ones being wronged

    • @amaiyah3171
      @amaiyah3171 5 лет назад +500

      What does wronged mean??

    • @THEJPIndustry
      @THEJPIndustry 5 лет назад +2481

      @@amaiyah3171 the one that someone did harm too, like they think they are in the right

    • @DahliaCherry
      @DahliaCherry 5 лет назад +555

      cosa nostra trump and his supporters* the biggest hypocrites and cult of cry babies

    • @NuanceOverDogma
      @NuanceOverDogma 5 лет назад +423

      @@DahliaCherry Nice projection there

    • @COCO_DANTE6969
      @COCO_DANTE6969 5 лет назад +26

      1k liker

  • @k.c.simonsen2
    @k.c.simonsen2 11 месяцев назад +828

    Dude those little cards he sent to Cody are HILARIOUS. I had to pause the video and read each one lol. And the neighbors having to hand it to him is gonna make for amazing exchanges haha.

    • @daunas124
      @daunas124 10 месяцев назад +22

      Never ever mess with mark rober💀

    • @Wiillpac
      @Wiillpac 6 дней назад

      Texas Furry Fiesta was the best hahahahaha

  • @Thomas-shush
    @Thomas-shush 5 лет назад +22145

    V3 idea:
    - make the lid so that they can’t just close it straight away

    • @oodoodoopoopoo
      @oodoodoopoopoo 5 лет назад +1964

      Great idea 👍.
      Some spring loaded tabs that hinge down when released. To slide the lid on you have to hold all four tabs in.

    • @mee1492
      @mee1492 5 лет назад +430

      We gotta make sure he sees this!

    • @rexa2851
      @rexa2851 5 лет назад +136

      Upvotes

    • @ihopmanager
      @ihopmanager 5 лет назад +134

      @@rexa2851 yep upvotes on YT

    • @proskittlez9366
      @proskittlez9366 5 лет назад +202

      Or maybe can't open it fully and if you can figure something out, it shoots glitter out the sides (hopefully farther and creating a bigger mess)

  • @adirblr4456
    @adirblr4456 4 года назад +3405

    That revenge on the guy who ghosted you was amazing.

    • @mideon84
      @mideon84 4 года назад +47

      Texans suck, anyways.

    • @flinflam
      @flinflam 4 года назад +18

      @@mideon84 as a Washington person, they kinda do

    • @crazykids6704
      @crazykids6704 4 года назад +86

      James Darter as a Texan, I completely agree

    • @vincentdavis8960
      @vincentdavis8960 4 года назад +11

      @@mideon84 Just Austin

    • @coolmanhunter8671
      @coolmanhunter8671 4 года назад +4

      flim flam hello fellow washingtonian

  • @chantalsscaleisafibber
    @chantalsscaleisafibber 4 года назад +1545

    Macaujey Culkin looks the healthiest ive seen him look since childhood. Im glad he got his life back on track.

    • @whiterabbitstudios.design
      @whiterabbitstudios.design 4 года назад +124

      He protecc, he atacc, he cracc, but most importantly, he back on tracc

    • @s.5156
      @s.5156 4 года назад +9

      @@whiterabbitstudios.design bacc* 🤣good one tho

    • @imahuman6804
      @imahuman6804 4 года назад +6

      @@s.5156 either one is fine 🖒

    • @babyherby
      @babyherby 4 года назад +5

      He was never on drugs he had a tape worm

    • @admech590
      @admech590 4 года назад +2

      And hes dating brenda song. Yeah, so go Culkin!

  • @coomtothebroom778
    @coomtothebroom778 11 месяцев назад +162

    I still come back to this video year after year-the sweet justice delivered and the thieves reactions to being tricked is too perfect. You go, Mark! 👏

  • @anakinskywalker1631
    @anakinskywalker1631 4 года назад +1725

    I would pay so much money to see the reaction of that one guy’s girlfriend when she finds out he stole the box

  • @NoobAlike
    @NoobAlike 5 лет назад +5122

    Sad that most of these people probably don't even feel guilty..

    • @jasperqueen3676
      @jasperqueen3676 5 лет назад +97

      Are we going to ignore that the thieves get 4 wide angled phones?

    • @luxthedeluxe
      @luxthedeluxe 5 лет назад +311

      @@jasperqueen3676 they dont, he specifically said at the beginning that u need special tools to even get to the phones and he shaped the outer shell like a speaker and some didnt realize it

    • @bothack8874
      @bothack8874 5 лет назад +27

      of course they blamed Trump for it

    • @AtomicBlastPony
      @AtomicBlastPony 5 лет назад +78

      @@bothack8874 okay can you maybe mention it where it's appropriate?

    • @AUSSIEMADMATT
      @AUSSIEMADMATT 5 лет назад +2

      Not at all!!!

  • @saltstation01
    @saltstation01 4 года назад +5797

    That one dude actin like he just bought his chick something nice, imagine if she opened it and she broke up with him. That’d be something to see

  • @cmonasterial
    @cmonasterial 10 месяцев назад +372

    I am happy with Macaulay Caulkin that he is back and ok now. I am a very fan of Home Alone. Always watching it every Christmas.

  • @princetigermasters9995
    @princetigermasters9995 5 лет назад +3918

    The moral of the story is:
    "Don't steal anything from anyone. Especially from Mark

    • @chewers1
      @chewers1 5 лет назад +7

      Prince TigerMasters and his fans

    • @kapitankapital6580
      @kapitankapital6580 5 лет назад +7

      @Sonic You wouldn't go to jail for stealing a package like that anyway.

    • @Brian-kj9ph
      @Brian-kj9ph 5 лет назад +1

      True and the amazing fart

    • @emmemcintosh4978
      @emmemcintosh4978 5 лет назад

      Prince TigerMasters lol

    • @JasonFarrell
      @JasonFarrell 5 лет назад +1

      The other moral of the story is:
      Why are so many people desperate enough to steal?
      I bet Andrew Yang's $1,000/mo UBI would do a LOT to get 'these people' out of the gutter.

  • @tjbellah349
    @tjbellah349 4 года назад +43237

    “Babe I bought you some real nice Bose headphones” spoken like a true bum

    • @fuchsia7440
      @fuchsia7440 4 года назад +467

      TJ Bellah ikr

    • @mawio19
      @mawio19 4 года назад +1756

      The people who disliked were either the people who took the packages or the people in their families

    • @bananakids_1212
      @bananakids_1212 4 года назад +400

      TJ Bellah if he actually read the fudging packaging lol lol

    • @elizabethharris1851
      @elizabethharris1851 4 года назад +693

      I actually thought he gave it to his girlfriend but was a little disappointed when I realized it was just him

    • @Teme44
      @Teme44 4 года назад +23

      Lol

  • @netonna6834
    @netonna6834 4 года назад +2503

    That guy who lied to his girlfriend should be lucky that SHE didn’t open it😂😂

    • @rwrnetwork1687
      @rwrnetwork1687 4 года назад +30

      Who knows what the relationship would be

    • @MrAlfable
      @MrAlfable 4 года назад +82

      I wish we could see the second half of that conversation. "Hey babe...ummm nevermind about those headphones."

    • @josemanuelmurguia8970
      @josemanuelmurguia8970 4 года назад +3

      Lmao yes

    • @jamesgerhart6875
      @jamesgerhart6875 4 года назад +21

      Plot twist: he stole them for his boyfriend, who opened the box on video.

    • @Kuraujia
      @Kuraujia 4 года назад +4

      @@jamesgerhart6875 This is what I understood. And since English is not my first language I thought I heard wrong :P

  • @verncook1528
    @verncook1528 11 месяцев назад +147

    i use to work with a blue dye concetrate that would be perfect to smear into the glitter it would not come out it would leave a great mark. and the more you tried to clean it the worse it will get

  • @lynkthegreat530
    @lynkthegreat530 4 года назад +3218

    Thief: “Babe, I just got you some Bose Headphones”
    Mark: *Im about to end this mans **_whole_** relationship*

    • @abovelunar3488
      @abovelunar3488 4 года назад +60

      This mans whole relationship

    • @ijan8611
      @ijan8611 4 года назад +41

      This man won't get laid tonight. FAX

    • @locus_of_magic217
      @locus_of_magic217 4 года назад +30

      I feel bad for the babe in that situation

    • @wonderrxo2904
      @wonderrxo2904 4 года назад +4

      And carpet

    • @johna8440
      @johna8440 4 года назад +39

      The worst part about that is that he claimed to have "bought" them.

  • @macori5504
    @macori5504 3 года назад +3923

    The audacity of the people who stole the packages and just liked, "whoah dude, I got scammed."

    • @bubblegummm
      @bubblegummm 3 года назад +181

      They had the audacity to laugh and be weirdly happy about what just happened 🙄

    • @destinylsp4537
      @destinylsp4537 3 года назад +168

      They only ever think of themselves. I highly doubt any of them thought, even for a second, that they just ruined someone elses day/week/whatever stealing their package

    • @gg-cn8ju
      @gg-cn8ju 3 года назад +5

      @@destinylsp4537 I think they didn’t steal, I assume they just are just very snoopy people because they said they were going to call the owner.

    • @neevakumari7543
      @neevakumari7543 3 года назад +6

      Bunch of Karen hypocrites!?!?!!?!!!!!

    • @JBrander
      @JBrander 3 года назад +94

      @@gg-cn8ju Now that's just naive and wishful thinking. These people are thieves, plain and simple. And they should be exposed to everyone around them (from neighbors to their family and friends) that they are thieves.

  • @walterwiggins8241
    @walterwiggins8241 4 года назад +513

    I'm so glad someone has the resources and brains to pull this off. Freakin amazing.

    • @jimpickensthe3rd990
      @jimpickensthe3rd990 4 года назад +1

      Well Amazon does have everything

    • @Marvin_Aethos
      @Marvin_Aethos 4 года назад

      Jim Piknens the 3rd | is this even anything related to the comment.

  • @Cucumbermelon7
    @Cucumbermelon7 Год назад +82

    bro literally started a civil war over a 5$ package

  • @hopelarson06
    @hopelarson06 5 лет назад +8991

    imagine someone stole it and wrapped it for christmas

    • @3ja_e
      @3ja_e 5 лет назад +105

      Hope Larson ☠️

    • @mbrow
      @mbrow 5 лет назад +243

      That would be epic!

    • @robinpie5457
      @robinpie5457 5 лет назад +120

      Karmas comin to them... Christmas Karma. XD

    • @miraininsa
      @miraininsa 5 лет назад +15

      💀💀💀

    • @MusaKitty
      @MusaKitty 5 лет назад +8

      yesss

  • @oblo4952
    @oblo4952 4 года назад +1773

    its funny when they get mad that they were just "scammed" when they were the ones who stole the package

    • @nightmare4254
      @nightmare4254 4 года назад +7

      That was the guy that the UPS delivered, he didnt actually steal it.

    • @oblo4952
      @oblo4952 4 года назад +8

      @@nightmare4254 well I guess it did belong to "his" company...

    • @dominicfischer2891
      @dominicfischer2891 4 года назад +30

      @@nightmare4254 Not sure why they opened the package though. It's not theirs. How often does this happen to lost packages....

    • @iilej3749
      @iilej3749 4 года назад +6

      Its funny when you steal a comment and make it worse

    • @ImDotNyslexic
      @ImDotNyslexic 4 года назад +1

      Gotta love man's poison rationality, hilarious.

  • @beef9
    @beef9 5 лет назад +14539

    "Babe i bought you some *BOSE* headphones"
    How pathetic do you have to be to steal something and take credit for it?

    • @HIIMUsc
      @HIIMUsc 5 лет назад +251

      can you mark it please, seems like i lost that part

    • @cherylseybert5669
      @cherylseybert5669 5 лет назад +151

      @@HIIMUsc 9:22

    • @HIIMUsc
      @HIIMUsc 5 лет назад +120

      nvm, its 9:21

    • @francesgazzier5428
      @francesgazzier5428 5 лет назад +23

      Lol

    • @HIIMUsc
      @HIIMUsc 5 лет назад +81

      @@cherylseybert5669 comment just showed up right now, thanks tho and have a good night or day, in whichever timezone you live ;)

  • @pearlpaxton4108
    @pearlpaxton4108 11 месяцев назад +47

    I love these. Are there new ones for 2023? They Crack me up.

  • @KC_Smooth
    @KC_Smooth 4 года назад +1849

    The police chatter has to be the scariest part for these thieves. I only wish the actual cops used these devices!

    • @blazaybla22
      @blazaybla22 4 года назад +76

      That's when the last dudes went from cracking up to getting legitimately afraid

    • @danielvito3162
      @danielvito3162 4 года назад +4

      Some agencies do. But it’s just GPS to track them.

    • @JonnyK516
      @JonnyK516 4 года назад +9

      The police don't, because the theives lawyer will claim entrapment, and for a misdemeanor offense, they wouldn't even bring it to trial

    • @ahaugrud
      @ahaugrud 4 года назад +11

      @@JonnyK516 Stealing packages is a felony in my state.

    • @JonnyK516
      @JonnyK516 4 года назад +1

      @@ahaugrud petit larceny is anything 1000$ or less is a misdemeanor in any state , grand larceny 1000$ or more is a felony it all depends on how much whatever it cost

  • @dingo4601
    @dingo4601 4 года назад +1915

    Its funny when the robber's thinks they are being scammed...

  • @rottweiler86271
    @rottweiler86271 5 лет назад +24799

    “Babe, I bought you new headphones” - worst boyfriend of 2019

    • @atticusevans6923
      @atticusevans6923 5 лет назад +680

      Davis Graham Smith lmfao the actual dude responded

    • @jpar__
      @jpar__ 5 лет назад +846

      @@atticusevans6923 his profile pic is just a screen cap from the video

    • @salty_sausage
      @salty_sausage 5 лет назад +140

      Davis Graham Smith
      Mm hm... I'm sure

    • @TheG60528XiJinPing
      @TheG60528XiJinPing 5 лет назад +255

      @@jpar__ I know his dialect is very convincing as well. Clever chap
      Edit: OMG nope, I'm convinced. His channel is 12 years old and his following replies are too real.
      Its actually the guy 🤣

    • @Buttermommy
      @Buttermommy 5 лет назад +61

      @@atticusevans6923 And all 3 of his names are the most generic ever

  • @hsidder
    @hsidder 6 месяцев назад +21

    The police scanner chatter was the icing on the cake. 😭🤣

  • @Crazy.L1ve
    @Crazy.L1ve 4 года назад +2704

    So those two dudes didn’t smell the fart spray, does that mean their room smells bad all the time?

  • @alidavideo
    @alidavideo 4 года назад +2093

    The fact that some of these dudes seem unfazed by the smell makes me wonder what they live and smell like.

    • @waynicliz
      @waynicliz 4 года назад +80

      americans

    • @tb_mrpanda1908
      @tb_mrpanda1908 4 года назад +29

      waynicliz hey we aren’t all like that but I’m not even American i just live there

    • @juliaguevara4512
      @juliaguevara4512 4 года назад +55

      TB_MrPanda that would make you American

    • @tb_mrpanda1908
      @tb_mrpanda1908 4 года назад +10

      •Lycan Flower Studios • I see

    • @lolz3651
      @lolz3651 4 года назад +15

      TB_MrPanda ....if your born and live here your American

  • @wyvrn1315
    @wyvrn1315 4 года назад +2733

    "Babe, I bought you some headphones"
    *Famous last words*

  • @jsmariani4180
    @jsmariani4180 10 месяцев назад +24

    I like the people who called and got the reward, even though they didn't know they would get one.

  • @AdubsMMA
    @AdubsMMA 5 лет назад +3569

    I love how the thiefs get mad like they were just inconvenienced.

    • @LithiumThiefMusic
      @LithiumThiefMusic 5 лет назад +103

      I mean, they were though. They expected free headphones and instead got sh*t smell, glitter, and terror. I'm not saying that makes them good people or anything, but like, the reaction is pretty understandable, even if it's predicated on predatory and criminal presuppositions.

    • @AdubsMMA
      @AdubsMMA 5 лет назад +197

      GravitySloth you sound like someone who stole something from someone just to find out it didn't work and blamed them for it.

    • @LithiumThiefMusic
      @LithiumThiefMusic 5 лет назад +93

      @@AdubsMMA There's this rad new thing the kids are doing called critical thinking xD if you stopped for a moment and tried to understand where somebody else was, mentally and epistemologically, at a given moment, you'd realize that it's possible to understand another person' logic, reasoning, and motivations without agreeing with them. Keep growin' and learnin'.

    • @hunterkai6772
      @hunterkai6772 5 лет назад +160

      @@LithiumThiefMusic that's not critical thinking that's empathetic thinking, critical thinking would be if these idiots stopped and thought before stealing anything.
      Maybe next time look up the definition first👍

    • @LithiumThiefMusic
      @LithiumThiefMusic 5 лет назад +27

      @@hunterkai6772 empathetic reasoning is a form of critical reasoning, which falls under the purview of critical thinking. Good try though

  • @Kae_2320
    @Kae_2320 4 года назад +3392

    “Babe i got you a headphone”
    *5 minutes later*
    “Babe wait, i can explain”

    • @caphatfrog1464
      @caphatfrog1464 4 года назад +53

      *I got you a headphone* I got one peice of it?
      Btw I like so 23 likes in 1 day?!

    • @caphatfrog1464
      @caphatfrog1464 4 года назад +15

      "Um wait uh APRIL FOOLS Still love ya! 😅🤐

    • @rochambeau7197
      @rochambeau7197 4 года назад +2

      Gabriel Tirado
      Lol

    • @nexuscorporation8337
      @nexuscorporation8337 4 года назад +3

      Khang Nguyễn Love your Blue Exorcist Profile picture. Blue Exorcist is a pretty big thing at our school, so you’re not the only one who knows about it

    • @zdrjs284
      @zdrjs284 4 года назад +1

      @@caphatfrog1464 we're in May

  • @annamirosh2085
    @annamirosh2085 4 года назад +1605

    Jeez that guy that "bought Bose headphones" for his girlfriend makes me lose faith in humanity.

    • @matthewlebo1841
      @matthewlebo1841 4 года назад +30

      🎶 Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon. 🎵

    • @SirValiantIII
      @SirValiantIII 4 года назад +9

      He was looking into the air force too! Ugh makes me lose faith too

    • @danvitty5442
      @danvitty5442 4 года назад +16

      The box didn’t even say Bose lmao why tf did he call them Bose 😂

    • @abas656thegodemperor9
      @abas656thegodemperor9 4 года назад +2

      i already did lose faith in humanity, i dont even think about my future no more

    • @bwwirving5762
      @bwwirving5762 4 года назад +7

      Anna Mirosh HE CALLED BUZZ THE BOSE! LOL

  • @hershey5790
    @hershey5790 Год назад +40

    I know you’re not a prankster but still that was the most hilarious prank I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂

  • @theimperfectionist3383
    @theimperfectionist3383 4 года назад +2928

    Person: *steals from mark*
    Mark: *Ah, so you have chosen permanent Scientology and embarrassment.*

    • @margesheppard4153
      @margesheppard4153 4 года назад +11

      💯 like

    • @midas6099
      @midas6099 4 года назад +4

      LOL

    • @magnummax78
      @magnummax78 4 года назад +2

      IKR! I live in LA, and I can confirm Mark is right about the “church” of Scientology. If they get a whiff that you have ANY money, THEY NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE. The Baptist grifters of my youth would only come after you for a few minutes before they got distracted counting the money they got off the other fools.
      Not L. Ron Hubert’s sycophants.
      Those mofos are more relentless when you owe them nothing than the IRS gets when you actually do owe them something.

  • @raheelshaikh9659
    @raheelshaikh9659 4 года назад +1243

    Nobody dare mess with this guy... He will mess you up in the most polite and high-tech way possible.

    • @MochaOverdrive
      @MochaOverdrive 4 года назад +39

      What was the dude thinking stealing from a guy who worked at NASA

    • @raheelshaikh9659
      @raheelshaikh9659 4 года назад +22

      @@MochaOverdrive he has earned himself a lifetime free membership of embarrassment lol

    • @exg2004
      @exg2004 4 года назад +10

      @@raheelshaikh9659 now his Texas neighbours think he support Hilary 😭😭😭

    • @getbaited2898
      @getbaited2898 4 года назад +2

      @@exg2004 LOL

    • @raheelshaikh9659
      @raheelshaikh9659 4 года назад

      @@exg2004 lol

  • @owlytimbre9103
    @owlytimbre9103 2 года назад +3535

    What kind of entitlement issues do you have when you feel "scammed" by the package you just stole?

    • @PeaceIsYeshua
      @PeaceIsYeshua 2 года назад +62

      No kidding!!!

    • @kennygroth4938
      @kennygroth4938 2 года назад +53

      Yeah I thought the same thing. Welcome to humans in 2022

    • @yttrocious
      @yttrocious 2 года назад

      really should push for acid spray next. wanna see some petrified screams

    • @noconsequence4486
      @noconsequence4486 2 года назад +30

      @@kennygroth4938 This was in 2019 🤔

    • @pepperwaffles4228
      @pepperwaffles4228 2 года назад +85

      “This isn’t what I didn’t pay for!”

  • @SpiritusVulpis
    @SpiritusVulpis 7 месяцев назад +20

    For those curious
    Yes Macaulay is indeed still smelling it to this day

    • @fazzeai
      @fazzeai 3 месяца назад

      how so?

  • @TotalTuxedo
    @TotalTuxedo 4 года назад +2139

    Macaulay Culkin has gradually been getting healthier the more I see him.

    • @Twinkie989
      @Twinkie989 4 года назад +98

      He’s starting to look really good.

    • @jasonlineback2116
      @jasonlineback2116 4 года назад +88

      Except for this video, where Mark kills him with fart spray.

    • @bengonzales1182
      @bengonzales1182 4 года назад +20

      He just had to eat something.

    • @Ckabf
      @Ckabf 4 года назад +14

      It’s awesome isn’t it :)

    • @familyman8644
      @familyman8644 4 года назад

      They doing suboxone now

  • @velvetrseq2690
    @velvetrseq2690 5 лет назад +2365

    * doesn’t seem concerned *
    * police chatter*
    * *SEEMS VERY CONCERNED* *

  • @sammichmanjr
    @sammichmanjr 4 года назад +1248

    The fact that so many of those people weren't reacting after the stink spray really concerns me.

    • @marisawoods936
      @marisawoods936 4 года назад +161

      it probably smells like their houses lol

    • @stephanieedwards4089
      @stephanieedwards4089 4 года назад +5

      L😆L

    • @ShamblerDK
      @ShamblerDK 4 года назад +41

      You have to remember those people have extremely limited brain power.

    • @rashadreed6050
      @rashadreed6050 4 года назад +6

      yep. they've gone nose blind

    • @markleeknow4452
      @markleeknow4452 4 года назад +13

      Their houses probably smell like weed

  • @wars1ck
    @wars1ck Год назад +20

    Mark how have I only just found your channel!? I must have been living under a rock. Keep up the great vids lol

  • @clover-il7tf
    @clover-il7tf 4 года назад +2295

    Lol imagine if that kid didn’t open them before giving them to his girlfriend.

    • @Tapatioandchips
      @Tapatioandchips 4 года назад +85

      KitttyCat Lover that would have been the most amazing payback hahahahah damn I want one for my babies dad Hahahahha I’d pay for one too hahahahah

    • @JonathanoQo
      @JonathanoQo 4 года назад +43

      She wouldn't known he stole it and dead him 😂 that's would've been crazy

    • @lolaplayz3177
      @lolaplayz3177 4 года назад +26

      KitttyCat Lover instant break up

    • @grapeful9933
      @grapeful9933 4 года назад +25

      *Break up 100*

    • @fallonfireblade4404
      @fallonfireblade4404 4 года назад +36

      That one was definitely the best xD not even because of the reaction but because of how pathetic it was he was going to give those to his girlfriend claiming he bought them

  • @thecoolcarhd4402
    @thecoolcarhd4402 4 года назад +2370

    Pirate: Hey babe i bought some really cool headphones
    Box: *Fart spray sounds*

    • @zika7760
      @zika7760 4 года назад +3

      390 likes and 2 comments nice

    • @redeyepeyton
      @redeyepeyton 4 года назад

      666 likes and 4 comments nice

    • @lordnems997
      @lordnems997 4 года назад +6

      Yeah I wondered how he was going to explain that

    • @zoidberg945
      @zoidberg945 4 года назад +5

      I once pooped so hard my rectum got inside out

    • @proppadon
      @proppadon 4 года назад +1

      1K likes and 10 comments nice

  • @donalddalley7274
    @donalddalley7274 5 лет назад +2386

    The thieves don't seem to have a strong sense of smell, this year.

    • @jasonjones4268
      @jasonjones4268 5 лет назад +240

      Donald Dalley their homes already smell like sh*t

    • @heyimmary1876
      @heyimmary1876 5 лет назад +28

      @@jasonjones4268 lmao right

    • @sillynovy
      @sillynovy 5 лет назад +6

      Jason Jones right

    • @mbeam4653
      @mbeam4653 5 лет назад +2

      Omg your like are at 666

    • @Buggabones
      @Buggabones 5 лет назад +12

      Bunch of mouth breathers?

  • @LordOfSweden
    @LordOfSweden 4 дня назад +2

    No way you got Culkin to be in this, that is awsome!

  • @Kastespyd
    @Kastespyd 4 года назад +2407

    9:23 how toxic you can be to steal a package and then say:"Babe I BOUGHT you some really good headphones" uhh that's karma but the good one.Edit : OML nerver had so much like on my comment

    • @書けるクマ
      @書けるクマ 4 года назад +146

      Imagine her coming over and asking "where are my headphones you promised?" he's in this deep

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 года назад +64

      So he's got a booklet for the U.S. Air Force. I'd find out the local recruiters office and send them that footage and explain what happened. That would definitely throw a wrench in his plans.

    • @gorddatima
      @gorddatima 4 года назад +20

      Hes probably a benefit cheat who steals and does nothing useful for the community

    • @babyfriedrice183
      @babyfriedrice183 4 года назад +16

      pittland44 no offense but the U.S army aren’t typically known for being good people lmfao

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 года назад +5

      @@babyfriedrice183 Why is that funny?

  • @SamMaz91
    @SamMaz91 4 года назад +1630

    My guy said he quit his job at NASA so he has time to be petty and I LOVE THAT!! 😂

    • @sprouttroutproductions6180
      @sprouttroutproductions6180 4 года назад +13

      Not petty. They are stealing, so...

    • @bpop6494
      @bpop6494 4 года назад +18

      I wonder what kind of education this guy has. He seems to know alot about engineering.

    • @metalbeast99
      @metalbeast99 4 года назад +9

      @@bpop6494 He was an engineer for NASA before.

    • @terryrudford5134
      @terryrudford5134 4 года назад +4

      Skunk spray for V3. That stuff does NOT go away for like a week.

    • @BestInTheWorld365
      @BestInTheWorld365 4 года назад +8

      Never troll a guy who used to work with NASA

  • @TheHammerGuy94
    @TheHammerGuy94 4 года назад +771

    Suggestion: for version 3 of this package, make sure they cannot put the lid back on.
    Or if they open it partially, the lidd will eject itself. This will surely increase stress levels.

    • @ayazak
      @ayazak 4 года назад +9

      u are right

    • @łRedakł
      @łRedakł 4 года назад +7

      They might be able to get like a thing to come out from the side and block it after the kid triggers activate

    • @aidanjanemcintosh6919
      @aidanjanemcintosh6919 4 года назад

      or change the glitter with nails and metal shards

    • @restoretheearth2829
      @restoretheearth2829 4 года назад

      @@aidanjanemcintosh6919 That can get you put in jail a long time.

  • @barbarastedillie1336
    @barbarastedillie1336 10 месяцев назад +6

    Brilliant!! And…bonus…so much fun to watch!!!

  • @Yessumm
    @Yessumm 5 лет назад +1609

    I love how they act like they didn’t just steal a package and act like marks a jerk

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi 5 лет назад +116

      That's because these degenerates believe that rules apply to everyone but them. So in their minds, Mark is the only horrible person here

    • @EM-wo6wf
      @EM-wo6wf 5 лет назад +11

      Exactly.

    • @rose4490
      @rose4490 5 лет назад +5

      @@KuueenKumi just cause they aren't cause being violent on video doesn't mean they aren't sociopaths.

    • @M377ow
      @M377ow 5 лет назад +11

      ... they stole a package they didnt pay for.... how they act is the give away?

    • @DiegoSpinola
      @DiegoSpinola 5 лет назад +11

      Really says something about how a thief's mind works..

  • @LucieG-g7c
    @LucieG-g7c 5 лет назад +2712

    I wonder how the “babe where are the headphones you bought me?” conversation went.

    • @d3lsl0w
      @d3lsl0w 5 лет назад +161

      That guy had an Airforce recruitment pamphlet. Sad.

    • @minecameraPL
      @minecameraPL 5 лет назад +115

      "Someone stole them from me. Mind the glitter in the living room babe"

    • @TheHumanEwok
      @TheHumanEwok 5 лет назад +53

      @@minecameraPL and the fart smell, I had taco bell for lunch

    • @RedX_Slay
      @RedX_Slay 5 лет назад +3

      Bruhhh

    • @RedX_Slay
      @RedX_Slay 5 лет назад +3

      That legit killed me.

  • @aninations8003
    @aninations8003 4 года назад +891

    “Hey babe I bought you Bose headphones! Really nice Bose headphones!”
    Ohh buddy boy that relationship’s about to shatter.

    • @oneeyedking7465
      @oneeyedking7465 4 года назад +16

      and I couldn't be happier

    • @elohel1787
      @elohel1787 4 года назад +2

      Gravimations YEA 😬

    • @Shadowdreamer4
      @Shadowdreamer4 4 года назад +5

      Yeh dude got that glittler and fart spray all over the bed xD the implications you could draw from that alone

    • @sukonmakok
      @sukonmakok 4 года назад +2

      thats so scummy lol

    • @ThaArabScarab
      @ThaArabScarab 4 года назад +1

      scp 457 Scummier than stealing off someone’s property?

  • @ProMace
    @ProMace 5 месяцев назад +7

    "Alright alright, we get it, we get it!"
    No you don't. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @raykorupt
    @raykorupt 4 года назад +1506

    You can tell he never bought his “babe” nothing before. Because he is trying to convince her how good the headphones are lmfao.🤦🏽

    • @Djpony5000
      @Djpony5000 4 года назад +4

      Omg I just got to the part lmao

    • @john-nz5pv
      @john-nz5pv 4 года назад +1

      Ray Korupt do u mean that he never bought his babe anything or he never bought his babe nothing (as if he always bought his babe something)

    • @gaelmedina1785
      @gaelmedina1785 4 года назад

      Queenpotatotv Aj which part of the video is it?

    • @abrahamlopez4258
      @abrahamlopez4258 4 года назад +1

      Ray Korupt omg I was laughing so hard when he said I bought you some good headphones and got the glitter

    • @mavstychingco984
      @mavstychingco984 4 года назад +2

      9:48

  • @forevermorbid8949
    @forevermorbid8949 4 года назад +974

    I can't believe you actually got Macaulay Culkin to guest star after referencing him as your inspiration in the previous video. Fantastic. You're a hero mate.

    • @ieshiaaa
      @ieshiaaa 4 года назад +4

      I was looking for a comment that mentioned this. I agree!

    • @the_empath_etc
      @the_empath_etc 4 года назад +2

      A hero? Of capitalism?

    • @kevinboros7427
      @kevinboros7427 4 года назад +4

      Hero?I don't think so. More like rich, accomplished, successful man who managed to make his dreams come true, unlike 99% of the population.

    • @Jonas-it9xw
      @Jonas-it9xw 4 года назад +2

      wait a sec didnt the thiefs get those phones

    • @forevermorbid8949
      @forevermorbid8949 4 года назад +4

      @@kevinboros7427 A hero for dishing out some karma on people who's morales allow them to go steal other peoples hard earned property right off their porch. Props for getting his personal idol on his YT video. But yes also respect for a man who's worked hard and accomplished his goals and earned the extra money and free time to do things regular people wouldn't be able to do. I'm sure you're one of the 99% when you're going around YT looking for comments to pick apart. Oh no his word usage he said "Hero", but should of said "rich, accomplished, successful man". Great correction here. Glad you spent the time.

  • @officalmangle3054
    @officalmangle3054 4 года назад +4193

    That one dude tho “BABE I BOUGHT YOU HEADPHONES” 😂 i would have loved if she said something

    • @Vanham87
      @Vanham87 4 года назад +25

      Bruh this is funny.

    • @mrcheez6728
      @mrcheez6728 4 года назад +11

      When??

    • @Danny-or4gw
      @Danny-or4gw 4 года назад +25

      Does mark upload video once a month? Pls answer this

    • @Fresho
      @Fresho 4 года назад +3

      Austin’s wacky roblox experiences Try watching the video

    • @E-Eazy
      @E-Eazy 4 года назад +9

      Be like
      Thought you got me head phones

  • @Notthatpreppy2.0
    @Notthatpreppy2.0 Месяц назад +1

    14:27 I love how he's just jumping around 😂

  • @daviddenis4178
    @daviddenis4178 5 лет назад +4823

    The weed smell in those dude's apartment at the end must be so strong that they don't even notice the fart smell coming from the package.

    • @stickyvic9349
      @stickyvic9349 5 лет назад +80

      David Denis the bong is just out of frame 😭

    • @burkesongs
      @burkesongs 5 лет назад +134

      I was wondering the same thing! That, coupled with their overall nonchalant attitude...

    • @Free_Krazy
      @Free_Krazy 5 лет назад +57

      Fart spray mixed with weed smoke is one of the worst smells ever, it was a popular party prank that could everyone out a room quick lol
      Some don't work as well as other tho.

    • @irishcountrygirl78
      @irishcountrygirl78 5 лет назад +19

      Right? I wondered why there was no panic 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Johnny-tq9no
      @Johnny-tq9no 5 лет назад +6

      It's also faker than the Kardashians

  • @havenwankerl298
    @havenwankerl298 5 лет назад +3502

    You should put a loud announcement like, “ this is a stolen package” just to let everyone know

    • @sillychotu
      @sillychotu 5 лет назад +34

      Haven Wankerl underrated comment

    • @zammmerjammer
      @zammmerjammer 5 лет назад +264

      Or just have it scream "Where am I??? WHERE AM I???" followed by hysterical sobbing.

    • @DeathTripp1355
      @DeathTripp1355 5 лет назад +21

      ok...and who else is going to be around to hear that? these people take it off the porch and go straight to their car and take it home..

    • @hcphcp7114
      @hcphcp7114 5 лет назад +49

      @@DeathTripp1355 neighbors...

    • @Mary-kt3em
      @Mary-kt3em 5 лет назад +22

      DeathTripp1355 the people who are taking it will be scared and know that they know it’s Stolen

  • @PatricksGS
    @PatricksGS 4 года назад +1341

    “I got you a present!”
    *2 seconds later*
    “Uh, April fools!”

    • @kixeusvent
      @kixeusvent 4 года назад +25

      "But it's January, Steven!?"

    • @parkerwilkins5495
      @parkerwilkins5495 4 года назад +7

      I wouldn't mind getting four free phones...

    • @uzahyuga4839
      @uzahyuga4839 4 года назад

      @@kixeusvent R/wooosh

    • @kixeusvent
      @kixeusvent 4 года назад +9

      uzair animations r/wooosh

    • @bucketsilly
      @bucketsilly 4 года назад +3

      uzair animations woooooooooooooooosh

  • @helgashouseofpain
    @helgashouseofpain 11 месяцев назад +6

    This is great! Thanks for the laugh. And the justice.

  • @samjoy773
    @samjoy773 5 лет назад +703

    The guy that was like “babe I got you some *Bose* headphones” I really wanna see the girl’s reaction lmaoooooo

  • @LakoIsFun
    @LakoIsFun 4 года назад +1826

    Everyone is talking about the guy "buying headphones", while I'm here wondering why someone would open a stolen package in a public store.

    • @thedevil-em6ge
      @thedevil-em6ge 4 года назад +44

      He was prolly gonna sell it thats what i would do.....pfftty not that i would every do something like that

    • @beavistechrock
      @beavistechrock 4 года назад +37

      When you dont have a job and live with mom, you go hang out with the one employed person you know to get out of the house.

    • @tiffanykuo4256
      @tiffanykuo4256 4 года назад +1

      Pawn shop

    • @drunkcat9778
      @drunkcat9778 4 года назад +2

      @Dave Micolichek I'm pretty sure it was a T-Mobile store though

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 4 года назад +1

      Ikr that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen a human being do

  • @jothamsmith2658
    @jothamsmith2658 5 лет назад +2914

    I love how indignant some of these people act. Like, they're offended that someone would dare to prank them.

    • @GermanShepherdDaphne
      @GermanShepherdDaphne 5 лет назад +21

      Jotham Smith I know right.

    • @Apoc2K
      @Apoc2K 5 лет назад +72

      For a much cheaper but far more terrifying prank, put a few bags of baking soda in there. Make it look like they just stole a cocaine drop from someone's porch. Win the game by getting them to flee the country.

    • @ChristopherPayneMUA
      @ChristopherPayneMUA 5 лет назад +17

      I was just about to post the exact same thing. Just like last year's.

    • @ravenkunoichi5826
      @ravenkunoichi5826 5 лет назад +11

      @Dragongameing *THE POLICE WILL BE INFORMED OF THIS HEINOUSNES*

    • @luk8627
      @luk8627 5 лет назад +2

      Nah. They’re mortified.

  • @1JUSTGOTLUCKY1
    @1JUSTGOTLUCKY1 7 месяцев назад +4

    I feel like putting some indelible ink in the package and know that the thieves will have a hard time getting it off!

  • @tfwspecificname
    @tfwspecificname 4 года назад +687

    I once got ants shipped to my house for an ant farm that I had, and it never showed up. I hope, if somebody stole it, enjoyed the box full of ants, you joke

    • @itsme-fr5fr
      @itsme-fr5fr 4 года назад +4

      Wouldn't that be animal abuse? Just be thankful you didn't recieve any criminal charges!!

    • @tfwspecificname
      @tfwspecificname 4 года назад +36

      its me
      They were ants for the ant farm I had that was marketed for children. I’m pretty sure that it’s not illegal to get the ants shipped without the queen though. Is it different for you?

    • @silberh5672
      @silberh5672 4 года назад +15

      @@itsme-fr5fr No, it's not. It's legal for a few different animals/pets to ship them in a packet. For example if you look at snake discoverys channel, she gets snakes sent from time to time.

    • @durrantmiller8810
      @durrantmiller8810 4 года назад +5

      @@itsme-fr5fr I don't think insects count as animals in law

    • @cassygauthier5967
      @cassygauthier5967 4 года назад +1

      For a lot of people that would be traumatizing

  • @jacobbau8328
    @jacobbau8328 4 года назад +1427

    That one guy: Dosnt return Mark’s package
    Mark: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career”

    • @dazzlindarrent
      @dazzlindarrent 4 года назад +5

      Underatted

    • @Oxideacid
      @Oxideacid 4 года назад +35

      I genuinely hoped that he had a great time in Texas Furry Fiesta.

    • @jay5on74x9
      @jay5on74x9 4 года назад

      skittles yamme exactly

    • @Internetguy_L337_90D
      @Internetguy_L337_90D 4 года назад +1

      why not invite the jehovas ? xD

    • @MrAlfable
      @MrAlfable 4 года назад +3

      Except all the guy has to do is tell his neighbors to watch this youtube video, then gloat about having stolen it.

  • @jess_8602
    @jess_8602 4 года назад +2333

    “Babe, I bought you some headphones.”
    Hmm, how you gonna explain this to her?

    • @colechappy5671
      @colechappy5671 4 года назад +74

      LOL here comes a divorce/breakup

    • @thepigeonman_
      @thepigeonman_ 4 года назад +15

      @@colechappy5671 ikr

    • @nb5053
      @nb5053 4 года назад +13

      HIM! The guy who stole the box gave it his boy friend... hence it's a guy who opened the box

    • @dontlookatmyprofilepic422
      @dontlookatmyprofilepic422 4 года назад +12

      @@nb5053 nah, it was literally the same guy talking

    • @MrHistory269
      @MrHistory269 4 года назад +4

      I’ve been wondering what his explanation was

  • @jennyjean1978
    @jennyjean1978 Год назад +6

    That's freaking brilliant!!

  • @johnviolette6342
    @johnviolette6342 4 года назад +1525

    Imagine being this guy and getting glitter and fart spray instead of headphones for his girlfriend, who was expecting headphones, and having to explain that to her.

    • @daniellewise6840
      @daniellewise6840 4 года назад +10

      Oh my GOD

    • @halieyung7688
      @halieyung7688 4 года назад +4

      You say that like your that person 😂

    • @ilertargenthorne4639
      @ilertargenthorne4639 4 года назад +3

      Mehh.
      If he bought a real one the n his order will come

    • @annapark2195
      @annapark2195 4 года назад +4

      I wish I was a bird on a branch when that went down

    • @iantaggart3064
      @iantaggart3064 4 года назад +2

      Still a better love story than Twilight.

  • @minecrafter0502
    @minecrafter0502 4 года назад +1929

    Imagine stealing a package and then seeing yourself on a Mark Rober video with millions of views

    • @melissabilbrey1744
      @melissabilbrey1744 4 года назад +29

      yeah FOURTY SEVEN MILLION views...

    • @DarkMK365
      @DarkMK365 4 года назад +17

      They'd probably demand a share of the revenue.

    • @tomchampagne1878
      @tomchampagne1878 4 года назад +2

      I'd be like NOPE

    • @syphers2314
      @syphers2314 4 года назад +4

      imagine setting up everything for 47 million view ... i will ask my friend to grab the box and get shot by glitter if it can bring me millions of likes
      people forgot the box he set up contain 3x LG G5 at 400$ each and he got 10 box ... lolll the guy will literally take the chance to loose 12 000$ for view ?!?!?!
      More easy to ask they're friend to bring back the magic 1 200 $ box

    • @basu3659
      @basu3659 4 года назад +21

      @@syphers2314 he not doing for views... But to teach a lesson for the porch pirates

  • @distorres4521
    @distorres4521 4 года назад +1074

    The annoying thing is that these people laugh at the box like they’re in some sort of prank show totally forgetting they actually stole it off the porch rofl

    • @IratePuffin
      @IratePuffin 4 года назад +30

      Distorres lmao I know did you catch the last guy say twice that he was just about to call the real owner? But then also said he’d thought he’d found him some Bose.

    • @Vloshko
      @Vloshko 4 года назад +28

      Yeah, next time there should be a message saying something like "Congratulations thief, you now have AIDS!"

    • @StormEngineer
      @StormEngineer 4 года назад +1

      They won't laugh when the police shows up. ;)

    • @R0ADTRiPPiN
      @R0ADTRiPPiN 4 года назад +2

      Holy crap I haven’t seen someone say rofl since 2009. Vintage!

    • @distorres4521
      @distorres4521 4 года назад +1

      R0ADTRiPPiN I’m not a young boy anymore

  • @vac-dude9190
    @vac-dude9190 11 дней назад +1

    4:46 this is just as beautiful as if Miku did a hair flip ❤

  • @TaylorJones-rk5xu
    @TaylorJones-rk5xu 4 года назад +1593

    “Babe I got you some headphone some Bose headphones some real nice ones” “ surprise mother f*****” I’m dead 😂😂😂

    • @khankola
      @khankola 4 года назад

      Ikr

    • @MNU-1211
      @MNU-1211 4 года назад

      Yea

    • @lumidise664
      @lumidise664 4 года назад +10

      Marshall Pieri he kinda deserved it

    • @rickydixon9664
      @rickydixon9664 4 года назад +5

      "I bought" SUREEE DUDE YOU BOUGHT *over dramatic wink ;) ;)*

    • @heroofthewild4853
      @heroofthewild4853 4 года назад

      Real nice GLITTER AND FART SPRAY YEEET

  • @SpaceWizardCosplay
    @SpaceWizardCosplay 4 года назад +998

    Revenge is a dish best served with a ton of glitter.

    • @Navxcia
      @Navxcia 4 года назад

      @Allison Chung (student) Hellllo

    • @martinusvork8463
      @martinusvork8463 4 года назад +1

      That sounds like something rSlash would say lol

    • @AspectDuck
      @AspectDuck 4 года назад +1

      And fart spray, apparently

    • @TroiiB
      @TroiiB 4 года назад

      i agree😏

    • @therandomstarfish8209
      @therandomstarfish8209 4 года назад

      DJ Gamera you’re rite!

  • @tedhe8673
    @tedhe8673 4 года назад +1558

    He's not just a NASA scientist, he's a crime fighter.

  • @Поп-щ4к
    @Поп-щ4к 8 месяцев назад +3

    This is really beautiful

  • @theharmonicaloser9323
    @theharmonicaloser9323 4 года назад +858

    9:25 "hey babe i bought you some headphones"
    The box: im about to end this mans whole career

    • @Omega-cy6fs
      @Omega-cy6fs 4 года назад +17

      The Harmonica Loser relationship*

    • @MrPikachuTheMadman
      @MrPikachuTheMadman 4 года назад +5

      And I liked your comment so no 69 for them instead they get 70

    • @tr4sh_mouth052
      @tr4sh_mouth052 4 года назад +8

      Gimme a sec lemme put a check point lol 1:15

    • @redfirewebsites2275
      @redfirewebsites2275 4 года назад +8

      the only way that could of been better is if the "babe" got excited and opened her present and got fart spray all over herself.

    • @mateomartinez7071
      @mateomartinez7071 4 года назад

      FOR REAL

  • @eastinanddopey
    @eastinanddopey 4 года назад +1361

    only kinda disappointed to police chatter wasn't used as much, that could have been true revenge instead of home alone sounds

    • @jankowpa091
      @jankowpa091 4 года назад +57

      eastinanddopey ya to be honest I did not like the home alone sound affects

    • @TheDesertRat31
      @TheDesertRat31 4 года назад +6

      Yes, better yet, a mic do when you get alerted of the theft you could monitor from the web and speak to them through the mic.

    • @dotapazappy
      @dotapazappy 4 года назад +2

      Nah, totally worth the "Keep the change, you filthy animal" line - He's just looking to make content, not lock people up. I imagine they'll think twice about it either way next time.

    • @eyecandy1336
      @eyecandy1336 4 года назад

      Totally agree, that way he might crap his pants along with the "FART SPRAY"......!

    • @kaideo2650
      @kaideo2650 4 года назад

      Tam Anon Who’s that in your PFP?

  • @katehana6088
    @katehana6088 4 года назад +1769

    Lol the boyfriend who stole a package to get a last minute gift for his girlfriend

    • @ur_mum2226
      @ur_mum2226 4 года назад +40

      Ome Games they never said they weren’t a thief they just laughed at it kiddo

    • @pokemonslayer3345
      @pokemonslayer3345 4 года назад +12

      @@OmeGames that person never said he wasn't a thief smh

    • @caesthoffe
      @caesthoffe 4 года назад +5

      @@ur_mum2226 why the kiddo part

    • @zebulaun
      @zebulaun 4 года назад +2

      @lRaziel1 Derelicts often travel in groups.

    • @rushiaisboingboing4957
      @rushiaisboingboing4957 4 года назад +1

      I feel bad but I dont

  • @ST4RISD4L
    @ST4RISD4L 21 день назад +2

    14:02 😂😂😂😂😂He looks likes he’s gonna cry😢😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @henryblagden3095
    @henryblagden3095 4 года назад +1490

    You should have had it say “initiating self destruction” and then see their reaction.

    • @bobthestringbuilder7861
      @bobthestringbuilder7861 4 года назад +47

      @henry blagden After it says that it could just hold down the fart spray.

    • @arcamean785
      @arcamean785 4 года назад +10

      No that could be construed as terrorism at that point and then you've got an FBI man telling you to talk with him.

    • @boombam1141
      @boombam1141 4 года назад +2

      @@arcamean785 Its not REALLY gonna self destruct just put a voice saying it will, but nothing happens.

    • @mescko
      @mescko 4 года назад +8

      @@arcamean785 Instead of doing what he should be doing, which is arresting the asshole thief.

    • @gamingwithbenedict538
      @gamingwithbenedict538 4 года назад

      @@arcamean785 its a prank

  • @peyton314
    @peyton314 4 года назад +1431

    That guy who “bought his girl some real nice head phones” probably is never going to get married

    • @thefox47545
      @thefox47545 4 года назад +39

      You'd be surprised what "things" some girls are willing to marry. I doubt this was his first crime and despite his demeanor she still made him her boyfriend.

    • @kitlermit7652
      @kitlermit7652 4 года назад +1

      *_yes_*

    • @fancyacuppa8377
      @fancyacuppa8377 4 года назад +4

      He deserved it

    • @smoothiegreenburg6065
      @smoothiegreenburg6065 4 года назад +12

      he prob gets flowers for valentines from the cemetery

    • @emorytatesclips
      @emorytatesclips 4 года назад +2

      @@thefox47545 i mean he couldve been doing violent crimes and she was trapped in a toxic relationship.

  • @haph2087
    @haph2087 4 года назад +667

    If you do this again, you should remove the screens on the phones so that they have much less resell value in case people do actually open it.

    • @TOH_Fan
      @TOH_Fan 4 года назад +36

      Haph that's kinda big brain bro

    • @macy4024
      @macy4024 4 года назад +23

      That’s a such a great idea bro 😂

    • @PurpleLite
      @PurpleLite 4 года назад +49

      If he's got a website tracking the packages and their locations, he'll have a way to brick the phones remotely making them useless

    • @Trefox87
      @Trefox87 4 года назад +17

      @@PurpleLite but even bricked, the phones would still have all their parts to be resold

    • @haph2087
      @haph2087 4 года назад +5

      @Andrej Can't remove the cameras, that's what he's using the phone for (well, that GPS, and data upload.) I guess he could remove the front facing ones though.

  • @matheusbenmuyal
    @matheusbenmuyal 11 дней назад +1

    You could put a little itching powder or some product with a hive effect next to the glitter. It will make thieves itch as they run away from the bad smell.

  • @higbort
    @higbort 5 лет назад +1896

    they should put wings on the side that lift up when the package is opened so the people cant put the lid back on.

    • @alphaamoeba
      @alphaamoeba 5 лет назад +73

      GENIUS

    • @Kaervek87
      @Kaervek87 5 лет назад +15

      Haha brillIant!

    • @takumi2023
      @takumi2023 5 лет назад +31

      People will just start breaking things

    • @Squishrug
      @Squishrug 5 лет назад +17

      @@takumi2023 and? As if people havnt just overhanded the package off porches before

    • @views-dz7cg
      @views-dz7cg 5 лет назад +3

      Bruh why tf you so wet

  • @crooz4185
    @crooz4185 4 года назад +1558

    For me the best part is the: *babe I bought you some headphones* I was dying

  • @xorinzor
    @xorinzor 4 года назад +991

    I love how Mark hypothetically made sure that dude who stole his package would regret it xD
    And just to take it a step further, spend another few hundred dollars on it to make it even better xD

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 4 года назад +14

      That part made me way too excited

    • @levinmckevin3287
      @levinmckevin3287 4 года назад +1

      wait did mark get back the package?

    • @alfiegoodwin
      @alfiegoodwin 4 года назад +1

      @@levinmckevin3287 probably not :/

    • @neon-kitty
      @neon-kitty 4 года назад +8

      Though I wish he hadn't financially supported Scientology in the process.

    • @levinmckevin3287
      @levinmckevin3287 4 года назад

      @@alfiegoodwin oww f

  • @AbsolutelyAri1
    @AbsolutelyAri1 3 месяца назад +4

    Thank you for using biodegradable glitter

  • @hayesb7044
    @hayesb7044 5 лет назад +16588

    That guy who told his girlfriend he got her some bose, he has another thing coming when she found out the truth

    • @MrRoundthetwist
      @MrRoundthetwist 5 лет назад +329

      HB Gaming not just a bose... it’s a Buzz700!!!

    • @bathtubfaarts2317
      @bathtubfaarts2317 5 лет назад +199

      I wonder if that was her bed?

    • @Bubblessongs
      @Bubblessongs 5 лет назад +101

      Better buy her some real ones now xD

    • @coyraig8332
      @coyraig8332 5 лет назад +149

      Especially since he said he bought it

    • @tbessi12-DZ
      @tbessi12-DZ 5 лет назад

      @@jcorp6138 Give me your phone number

  • @simplywonderful449
    @simplywonderful449 4 года назад +922

    Guy lies to his girlfriend telling her "I bought you some headphones, some REALLY GOOD HEADPHONES" and then BOOM!

    • @NE-pk8jg
      @NE-pk8jg 4 года назад +41

      Wondering how he would explain why there's no headphones anymore.

    • @tier3rd375
      @tier3rd375 3 года назад +6

      Yet it's in a headphones box? Something isn't quite right...

    • @humann9324
      @humann9324 3 года назад +1

      lol

  • @chasesheridan3109
    @chasesheridan3109 4 года назад +1553

    “Hey babe i -bought- you some headphones”
    Glitter: imma about to end this whole mans career

    • @kittyxd8785
      @kittyxd8785 4 года назад +44

      Did you mean relationship?

    • @baziliorose1
      @baziliorose1 4 года назад +16

      I don't STEAL... I BORROW FOREVER 😈

    • @bluewinters4570
      @bluewinters4570 4 года назад +4

      Except if she likes glitter

    • @noot3315
      @noot3315 4 года назад +4

      Hey babe i you some headphones

    • @CosmicIceBerry
      @CosmicIceBerry 4 года назад +1

      Before disaster happened, I kinda feel bad for them