Shark Attack Test- Human Blood vs. Fish Blood

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

Комментарии • 57 тыс.

  • @MarkRober
    @MarkRober  4 года назад +58494

    Sorry this took awhile. I've got 8 absolute banger videos I'm currently working on through April 2021 but it turns out the Rona slows things down a bit. They will be worth the wait! For updates, follow me on social stuff @MarkRober.

    • @tanmay______
      @tanmay______ 4 года назад +367

      No worries Mark! Waiting for them eagerly

    • @RookieVal
      @RookieVal 4 года назад +160

    • @roshankattil8584
      @roshankattil8584 4 года назад +104

      Is the physics live stream going to be going for ap 2 next year?

    • @ajw2733
      @ajw2733 4 года назад +106

      No problem! Your videos are always worth the wait!

    • @saslar269
      @saslar269 4 года назад +56

      I LOVE YOU MARK

  • @NiksGold.
    @NiksGold. 4 года назад +45622

    Subbing to this guy is a constant cycle of forgetting he exists then being extremly happy to see his new video

  • @mynameisandong
    @mynameisandong 4 года назад +34579

    Can't wait for the video when Mark actually goes to space

  • @thomasspencer6353
    @thomasspencer6353 4 года назад +919

    No one:
    Mark's Tombstone: "As a firm believer in the scientific method, I decided to test this hypothesis"

  • @JacksonCarter-uq5di
    @JacksonCarter-uq5di 9 месяцев назад +364

    imagine being a fish and you're watching your body in the afterlife and you just see two guys BLENDING your soulless body

  • @nm_27
    @nm_27 4 года назад +3216

    This man's vids don't come in quantity, they come in quality.
    Edit: So I realized through the replies and I came across the same comment that was posted before mine. So credit to Frosteyzz for this. There was probably someone even before him but for this video he was probably first.

  • @jixhl99
    @jixhl99 4 года назад +15726

    Luckily, we didn’t see when he blended the humans for blood. That's why his channel is so great

    • @kulipuli2818
      @kulipuli2818 4 года назад +252

      Good comment

    • @Superbug-tf8zy
      @Superbug-tf8zy 4 года назад +437

      i really wanted to see that tho

    • @thomasboi2255
      @thomasboi2255 4 года назад +60

      Yeah true

    • @shaggy.9430
      @shaggy.9430 4 года назад +174

      He only used cow blood did u not watch the video bot
      Edit:
      It was a joke I've gotten r/wooshed for the last 5 months stooooop plz

    • @pepsicoke1011
      @pepsicoke1011 4 года назад +55

      Get Me To 30k Because I Need Hypixel RUclips Rank it was a joke haha

  • @jocax188723
    @jocax188723 4 года назад +2692

    Mark, August, 2022:
    “My wife doesn’t know I’m doing this, but I’m totally going to the moon. She thinks I’m just doing a launch video. I just didn’t tell her what was being launched.”

  • @justOVERCH
    @justOVERCH Год назад +72

    Mark: satisfying in cage
    Operator outside:💀

  • @logiahavre5978
    @logiahavre5978 4 года назад +1195

    Imagine Marks Browser History: "How to get human blood?", "Can you make a smoothie with a fish?"

    • @minortoterona2947
      @minortoterona2947 4 года назад +11

      What IF, WHAT IF. sharks DO like a human smoothie !

    • @Jncrinicrj
      @Jncrinicrj 4 года назад +4

      Speedy_Gonzales fruit salad yummy yummy

    • @Jncrinicrj
      @Jncrinicrj 4 года назад +8

      RITA , TF is wrong with you

    • @cashchao2229
      @cashchao2229 4 года назад +1

      Who's that bottle with my claud? I know right she is in the replies everywhere

    • @blizlyalt
      @blizlyalt 4 года назад +2

      Wait your a fish

  • @jaredgardner5275
    @jaredgardner5275 4 года назад +728

    Mark as he leaves the house with a giant shark cage under his arm.: "I didn't tell my wife, she has no idea what I am up to"... ...

  • @arunimaartz6404
    @arunimaartz6404 4 года назад +2843

    If this would have gone wrong:
    *Former nasa scientist dies while trying to prove that sharks don't eat humans*

    • @saatvikagarwal6358
      @saatvikagarwal6358 4 года назад +22

      Underrated

    • @downtoncatbey8596
      @downtoncatbey8596 4 года назад +25

      Omg that would be terrible!!! 🙀🙀🙀😭😭😭

    • @shawilicious
      @shawilicious 4 года назад +4

      Arunima Draws yes they died

    • @peytonellis9480
      @peytonellis9480 4 года назад +5

      1000th like

    • @arthurjones5230
      @arthurjones5230 3 года назад +20

      I mean, if they ate him, it would have only been because he literally just dumped two bags of fish blood on himself.

  • @rty333
    @rty333 6 месяцев назад +13

    10:32 Mark is so cool that he made a boat the size of the whole planet

  • @maislangston
    @maislangston 4 года назад +5835

    Mark doesn’t post A lot but when he does post. He teaches me stuff that school never does. Thanks Mark!

    • @themacacos7618
      @themacacos7618 4 года назад +69

      If he posts videos more often he would be my teacher for Virtual school.

    • @mrfaade304
      @mrfaade304 4 года назад +24

      facts Mark is the goat

    • @johngray9879
      @johngray9879 4 года назад +9

      • Stranger Thingz • sooooooooooooo relatable

    • @artyom9137
      @artyom9137 4 года назад +5

      shut up

    • @coloster6739
      @coloster6739 4 года назад +16

      who needs school when you have youtube

  • @wishcash2722
    @wishcash2722 4 года назад +836

    Mark: This Shark Cage is 100% Shark proof.
    Shark: *Nice place you got here.*

  • @randomassname_
    @randomassname_ 4 года назад +788

    Mark in the future: I'm about to jump in a volcano. here's the catch, my wife thinks I'm over here for a barbecue but she doesn't know what's being barbecued!

  • @dalimillazan2877
    @dalimillazan2877 Год назад +18

    Oh wow I absolutely love how he goofed around in his private jet, enjoying every minute! :D

  • @loganbrookes2865
    @loganbrookes2865 4 года назад +6128

    Can we appreciate this man kept his channel so family-friendly that he said "heck" while being eaten by sharks

  • @mylightb4sunrise611
    @mylightb4sunrise611 4 года назад +1119

    Mark : Yo, dude, get out of my cage
    Shark : *Understandable, have a great day*

    • @cashiqirr
      @cashiqirr 4 года назад +6

      Made my day😂😂😂 really underrated

    • @alyasaiffat9623
      @alyasaiffat9623 4 года назад +1

      Did you watched that video of policeman reaction to lighting helmet? @Erik

    • @matpilot
      @matpilot 4 года назад +1

      Erik Chen Lmao 😂

    • @girlygamer8549
      @girlygamer8549 4 года назад +2

      Omg I’m crying it’s so funy

    • @caliou4740
      @caliou4740 4 года назад

      E

  • @vigalante7340
    @vigalante7340 4 года назад +835

    mark is literally the only human to defend his cage.

    • @thyiacolt5335
      @thyiacolt5335 4 года назад +20

      he should be named nicholas

    • @meo2f4dedd
      @meo2f4dedd 4 года назад +2

      Thyia Colt huh

    • @reeeleckomama5382
      @reeeleckomama5382 4 года назад +2

      qtVigalante I have the same profile picture on tictoc my user is AlishaYacaboo :

    • @DrShonTV
      @DrShonTV 4 года назад +1

      Facts

    • @ymrelaxing8891
      @ymrelaxing8891 4 года назад +2

      💘💘💘💘

  • @pennycoughlin5981
    @pennycoughlin5981 Год назад +9

    Bro has a lot of guts to show us all that blood

  • @chubbzfordubbz5947
    @chubbzfordubbz5947 4 года назад +3060

    Mark: “I’m in the Bahamas with a bucket of blood.”
    Me: “Mark... not again...”

  • @theradioman5182
    @theradioman5182 4 года назад +3904

    I love that the term "legally" was added to "It's hard to get 5 gallons of human blood", because it implies that there are ways to get that much blood _illegally_ , and that Mark knows about them

    • @ttwings
      @ttwings 4 года назад +128

      don't you mean legally? because it's super easy to assume how to get that much blood illegally: chop people up and take their blood

    • @theradioman5182
      @theradioman5182 4 года назад +106

      @@ttwings I'm not sure what you mean. The comment means what it says.

    • @Alsadius
      @Alsadius 4 года назад +87

      It's really not complex, tbh. You just need to be a medical outfit that's allowed to buy blood donations. Since he's not, he can't get blood legally. (The other obvious alternative is murder, but naturally that's even more illegal)

    • @joannazhang8809
      @joannazhang8809 4 года назад +4

      IanExplains if got edited so we’re not sure

    • @zephyred9792
      @zephyred9792 4 года назад +25

      I like how both people that replied missed the joke 🥴

  • @cobysuk-3294
    @cobysuk-3294 4 года назад +1112

    Other people: sitting at home watching netflix
    Mark Rober: Swimming with sharks and gallons of blood

    • @aixer1438
      @aixer1438 4 года назад

      to make money...

    • @MD-jf1ml
      @MD-jf1ml 4 года назад +3

      Stop watching Netflix and go do it then

    •  4 года назад

      *Torturing and killing animals to do RUclips videos XD

    • @Zillzbillz
      @Zillzbillz 4 года назад +4

      I prefer Netflix, thank you very much.

    • @jeb4eyes
      @jeb4eyes 4 года назад +4

      @ I don't recall seeing him torturing or killing any animals?
      Those fish were already dead

  • @scooter7207
    @scooter7207 4 года назад +2335

    Normal people in quarantine: watching Netflix
    Mark: swimming with sharks and popping bags of fish blood

    • @feedswagpeppa3976
      @feedswagpeppa3976 4 года назад +17

      I’d rather watch Netflix 💀😂

    • @Luka-qr9kf
      @Luka-qr9kf 4 года назад +14

      Mark fans: watching mark swimming with sharks and popping bags of fish blood

    • @yybel
      @yybel 4 года назад +9

      Id rather WATCH demon Slayer form netflix

    • @MasterChef846
      @MasterChef846 4 года назад +2

      I’d rather be in the water honestly

    • @ligmanyy1661
      @ligmanyy1661 4 года назад +2

      Potato Man nah nah you meant
      Mark: making money

  • @JonathanHernandez-sm7nq
    @JonathanHernandez-sm7nq 4 года назад +2110

    Mark: “oh! not so tough now shark?”
    **cage door slams**
    Shark: *”you what mate?”*

    • @jonescity2431
      @jonescity2431 4 года назад +74

      My anxiety went way up at the moment that all the sharks came back.

    • @b-trozbbx1561
      @b-trozbbx1561 4 года назад +5

      Yotham Beaufort hah lol

    • @jonescity2431
      @jonescity2431 4 года назад +18

      Jeez travis, cry much?

    • @paulpierce1366
      @paulpierce1366 4 года назад +3

      Travis Jackley stfu Travis

    • @substance6334
      @substance6334 4 года назад +2

      𝐻𝑎ℎ𝑎

  • @sohamvij1
    @sohamvij1 4 года назад +1100

    This is a horror movie for fish, blood everywhere, blended, dismantled, dismemberd corpses, and many serial killers

  • @zrothepangolin
    @zrothepangolin 4 года назад +395

    Mark someday
    *Flying casually to the moon without telling his wife and kids just to film a highest quality vid

  • @kadenbane
    @kadenbane 4 года назад +1300

    Only Mark Rober says "geez" when he's surrounded by hungry sharks and covered in fish blood.

    • @Exportasjpeg
      @Exportasjpeg 4 года назад +34

      He never once swore, even in a life threatening situation. If i had a chacne to die i would be cussing my head off.

    • @nathantagg2691
      @nathantagg2691 4 года назад +10

      Fairly certain he's LDS

    • @yesterdaytheattic
      @yesterdaytheattic 4 года назад +12

      I actually am in shock that he didnt swear. I'm in 7th grade and I'd probably curse a bit lol

    • @james-xq4ke
      @james-xq4ke 4 года назад +2

      Nathan Tagg whoa I didn’t know that, that’s sick!

    • @thea4033
      @thea4033 4 года назад +3

      I don’t think I would even think of swearing and get too scared and go in shock and just totally stop moving and get eaten XD

  • @acemccrae7862
    @acemccrae7862 4 года назад +3577

    "It turns out it's really hard to find 5 gallons of human blood legally"
    Mate, your Google search history must be a treat 🙂

  • @juandiegosierraaguilar945
    @juandiegosierraaguilar945 Год назад +14

    Is there a difference between fish shake and pure blood?
    I think it is a variable to consider.

    • @domhs
      @domhs 8 дней назад

      Exactly same thought! Think that made the difference

  • @soupyloup3963
    @soupyloup3963 4 года назад +548

    Mark: and since I couldn't get human blood legally...
    i was really desperate and let's just say Luke won't be with us for the rest experiment

    • @subcuzilikememesd791
      @subcuzilikememesd791 4 года назад +3

      ShuTube lol ged oen also like ur custom profile pic

    • @rahilrahman266
      @rahilrahman266 4 года назад +3

      I would like this but this got 420 likes

    • @신재식-v5v
      @신재식-v5v 2 месяца назад +1

      (100%❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉😊😊)♡♡♡♡☆☆☆☆

  • @exie2157
    @exie2157 4 года назад +797

    Mark is like the fun science teacher that’s a kid at heart and wants everyone to succeed

    • @ct3786
      @ct3786 4 года назад

      100th like

    • @entity-hp3xw
      @entity-hp3xw 4 года назад +4

      He singlehandedly invaidates the term "those who can't do, teach."

    • @chillrendbeats
      @chillrendbeats 4 года назад +1

      If only those existed at my school

    • @ash.8321
      @ash.8321 4 года назад +3

      I would love a science teacher like mark

    • @The_Emperor_Ethan
      @The_Emperor_Ethan 4 года назад

      E

  • @asbestosbomber
    @asbestosbomber 4 года назад +554

    Marvel: Infinity War was the best crossover in history
    Dude Perfect and Mark Rober: *hold my basketball*

    • @bud1221
      @bud1221 4 года назад +7

      Not even funny...

    • @ontourage9488
      @ontourage9488 4 года назад +21

      And freaking shaq

    • @moraolmdg12344
      @moraolmdg12344 4 года назад +8

      @@bud1221 stfu

    • @nathanvarghese.
      @nathanvarghese. 4 года назад +5

      Greatest collab in youtube history
      i have honestly dreamed of this
      i even suggested in one of the dude perfect videos that dp should make a vid with mark rober where they make their shots and mark makes his shots with his designed contraptions "Brain vs Brawn "
      THAT didnt happen but THIS happened
      Im delirious with joy!!!

    • @stewpidasso3910
      @stewpidasso3910 4 года назад +4

      Yeah but where was dp at except on the call with shaq?

  • @Avideosedited
    @Avideosedited 29 дней назад +4

    5:21 the vegan teacher would not be happy 😂

  • @biryani_innit9799
    @biryani_innit9799 4 года назад +403

    Imagine being on your private yacht and seeing two people demolishing some random fish

  • @JCHUCKK1020
    @JCHUCKK1020 4 года назад +647

    Slow clap for Luke.
    Luke: "I'm going to get you back to the surface"
    *Uses a GoPro stick to fend off at least 4 sharks and then help mark swim to the surface*

    • @chrisc1140
      @chrisc1140 4 года назад +14

      An absolute madlad. We all wish we had a friend like Luke.

    • @Onewheelordeal
      @Onewheelordeal 4 года назад +6

      Another shootout for whoever remembered to code in that pump control redundancy

    • @kylere795
      @kylere795 6 месяцев назад

      And the camera, who was also out of the cage, and had to focus on the camera as opposed to looking out for sharks

  • @asai_24
    @asai_24 4 года назад +377

    "And on the other surf board, we'll have 5 gallons of human blood" My brain: "Hold up."

    • @Minimize501
      @Minimize501 4 года назад +34

      I feel even weirder not even questioning it like
      "Ah yes of course human blood, it's fine because science"

    • @kaijukingofthemonsters1075
      @kaijukingofthemonsters1075 4 года назад +7

      @@Minimize501 human tastes like pork it's not weird cause science

    • @kaijukingofthemonsters1075
      @kaijukingofthemonsters1075 4 года назад +5

      Love the profile pic Murdock from the Gorillaz

    • @jixo6294
      @jixo6294 4 года назад +7

      @@kaijukingofthemonsters1075 how and why do you need to know that?

    • @eleanordisney1906
      @eleanordisney1906 4 года назад +6

      @@jixo6294 science :)

  • @أحمدمسلم-ج2ش
    @أحمدمسلم-ج2ش 8 месяцев назад +404

    Who is here in 2024

  • @xtezerjx9573
    @xtezerjx9573 4 года назад +1126

    Mark: "Get outta my cage"
    Sharks: "Understandable, have a good day"

  • @mocco1612
    @mocco1612 4 года назад +376

    “because it’s really hard to *legally* find 5 gallons of human blood”
    omg the way he says legally, he’s like “i could, but we’re trying to keep this legal. laws are getting in the way of my science.”

  • @xaifer2485
    @xaifer2485 4 года назад +813

    "Something i learned working at NASA" has to be the biggest flex in history

    • @hammysaur2076
      @hammysaur2076 4 года назад +13

      Ikr when i heard that i was like “wait what”

    • @bloodraider9591
      @bloodraider9591 4 года назад +11

      Not that surprising if you watched his other videos

    • @tcc7848
      @tcc7848 4 года назад +2

      Other than logan/jake flexing their money.

    • @thisiscait
      @thisiscait 4 года назад +2

      Yeah he drops it pretty regularly

    • @David-wi1ou
      @David-wi1ou 4 года назад +1

      @@tcc7848 cmon Logan cool nowadays

  • @ChildrensWorld568
    @ChildrensWorld568 3 месяца назад

    You’ve really inspired me with these high-quality videos

  • @herculesatan4514
    @herculesatan4514 4 года назад +4422

    “It’s really hard to get 5 gallons of human blood legally.”
    Can confirm.

    • @regulardudegam1ng
      @regulardudegam1ng 4 года назад +129

      same, a van stalked me for 1 month

    • @runawayplace136yt2
      @runawayplace136yt2 4 года назад +98

      It's funny when you say legally

    • @aphaph695
      @aphaph695 4 года назад +37

      oh- what did you try to do 👀

    • @stormd4232
      @stormd4232 4 года назад +63

      It’s a lot easier to get it illegally lmao you should try it!

    • @toxictear427
      @toxictear427 4 года назад +11

      Ikr?

  • @Aledharris
    @Aledharris 4 года назад +1018

    “Everyone was back at a safe distance.”
    Camera shows them ten meters away.

  • @ellawilkinson5952
    @ellawilkinson5952 4 года назад +2173

    Mark: has corona and doesn’t die
    Also mark: okay I have to go in a shark cage where I could die
    Marks wife: he survived twice but he won’t survive me for not telling me

    • @fireplays4278
      @fireplays4278 4 года назад +4

      there’s a COVID 19 vaccine

    • @kennythepancake
      @kennythepancake 4 года назад +20

      FirePlays no but it’s not for poor people like you, it’s for rich people and country leaders

    • @basicxxxlexie2904
      @basicxxxlexie2904 4 года назад +2

      Hahhahahah

    • @besdonshala1409
      @besdonshala1409 4 года назад +59

      @@fireplays4278 no, its not finished yet, your pfp justifies your stupidity

    • @kennythepancake
      @kennythepancake 4 года назад +2

      Penny the Penguin what

  • @cooperbaldwin
    @cooperbaldwin 5 месяцев назад +2

    Mark and Luke are turning the fish into a gooey red paste.

  • @hiddenlegend6097
    @hiddenlegend6097 4 года назад +1741

    Really hard to "legally" find human blood...... was not expecting him to say that

    • @themapl3791
      @themapl3791 4 года назад +59

      But illegally....

    • @yeetman957
      @yeetman957 4 года назад +76

      HiddenLegend the kids in my basement would say otherwise

    • @yeetman957
      @yeetman957 4 года назад +43

      Well it’s still illegal but I blackmailed them

    • @Shanoyu19271
      @Shanoyu19271 4 года назад +2

      Yeet Man what?

    • @LPSWeirdCow13
      @LPSWeirdCow13 4 года назад +26

      @@Shanoyu19271 *_j o k e_*

  • @hithachitlur1503
    @hithachitlur1503 4 года назад +566

    Mark in a few months: Today we’re going to be jumping off a building. I told my wife I was going to perform a drop test, but she doesn’t know what’s being dropped.

  • @Jordan_C_Wilde
    @Jordan_C_Wilde 4 года назад +301

    "When everyone was at a safe distance i popped the blood bags" - *shows entire crew 3 meters away*

  • @JetLagRecords
    @JetLagRecords 4 месяца назад

    Mark Rober, I really enjoyed watching this, so I hit the like button!

  • @meraki101
    @meraki101 4 года назад +424

    "Ages 14-104"
    Sorry Grandma you're 105, no more Kiwi Crate for you.

  • @Tag_the_3RD
    @Tag_the_3RD 4 года назад +1766

    Mark Rober: *trying to die by sharks*
    Corona: just stay home buddy

    • @minecrafthorse1599
      @minecrafthorse1599 4 года назад +4

      69

    • @BeretBay
      @BeretBay 4 года назад +9

      "Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy sometimes"

    • @askminrui
      @askminrui 4 года назад +2

      Do any of you guys remember this song? : Blue Wednesday-New shoes

    • @Bigkidst
      @Bigkidst 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @ferreisd71
      @ferreisd71 4 года назад +5

      RITA get outta here

  • @martinotero5416
    @martinotero5416 4 года назад +1022

    Mark: doesn’t swear Also mark: blends a literal fish head on camera

    • @gatlinggun511
      @gatlinggun511 4 года назад +29

      Uncencored as well

    • @Kronos0999
      @Kronos0999 4 года назад +23

      He also took time to "clarify" he spent a 1000 bucks to clear up his carbon footprint with the jet and then to say that "I'm super grounded and I didn't let the experience change me." Anybody who says that definitely isn't grounded.

    • @calamitykillss
      @calamitykillss 4 года назад +9

      Kronos he only did that to promote the site just incase no one has seen it

    • @ClovePink
      @ClovePink 4 года назад +5

      GatlingGun 511 at least the blood censors it
      *hol up*

    • @infinityxtanishq8712
      @infinityxtanishq8712 4 года назад +5

      I feel sad for that fish

  • @MayaLove666
    @MayaLove666 10 месяцев назад +16

    I stayed at this resort when I went to the Bahamas in 2022! Met 2 of those cats, played pool at those tables, how cool!!

  • @purplepawdraws
    @purplepawdraws 4 года назад +1234

    Mark: *dumps fish blood out of the cage*
    The fish right outside: *chuckles* “I’m in danger”

  • @Zw_
    @Zw_ 4 года назад +808

    Mark: blends fish to get blood and gets 5 gallons
    Says he needs to get 5 gallons of human blood
    Me: *Hol up*

    • @gabrielasanchez7146
      @gabrielasanchez7146 4 года назад +19

      I was just thinking the exact same thing, until he said the were using cow blood

    • @zestranfaubert6860
      @zestranfaubert6860 4 года назад +19

      Can't LEGALLY get 5 gallons of human blood. So he supposedly resorted to cow's blood. (JK.)

    • @birdwithknifes8668
      @birdwithknifes8668 4 года назад +4

      ... I WAS GOING TO COMMENT EXACTLY THIS!!!

    • @TheCheech0203
      @TheCheech0203 4 года назад +3

      Same I was like uhhhh what

    • @alexandert.6933
      @alexandert.6933 4 года назад +9

      The guy he’s filming with: 👁👄👁

  • @drgabzini822
    @drgabzini822 4 года назад +833

    Everyone else during a global pandemic: this is my 50th Netflix movie this week
    Mark: I’m going to ride on a private jet to pretend to be a tuna fish

    • @helema23
      @helema23 4 года назад +6

      and imma reread harry potter for the umpteenth time while rewatching voyager....

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 4 года назад

      *mark rober commented on my new video*

    • @hypervortex
      @hypervortex 4 года назад

      mhm

    • @abbimcdonald2199
      @abbimcdonald2199 4 года назад

      Haha

    • @duceysanem
      @duceysanem 4 года назад

      Riskyy mhm no

  • @batty4703
    @batty4703 9 месяцев назад +1

    Quote of when was this made: “its really hard to find 5 gallons of human blood legally”

  • @dzaky_taufiq
    @dzaky_taufiq 4 года назад +604

    Mark rober: *inside the cage scared*
    chad camera man: *swimming calmly with the sharks*

    • @inkerikavantera
      @inkerikavantera 3 года назад +3

      Those "killer sharks" actually look quite chilled.

    • @cyncynshop
      @cyncynshop 3 года назад +3

      That's because unless you dump yourself with fish blood, sharks are just not interested in humans.

    • @lilquakeroats554
      @lilquakeroats554 4 месяца назад

      @@cyncynshop lol, depends on the type of shark, and the individual specimen

  • @localredditard6391
    @localredditard6391 4 года назад +861

    Sharks have iron receivers in their mouths, humans have too much iron in their blood for sharks to enjoy eating them. Which is why sharks only bite once if at all and move on realizing this isn’t their food source.

    • @vanillamilk3063
      @vanillamilk3063 4 года назад +34

      Very smort

    • @AmandineYlan
      @AmandineYlan 4 года назад +19

      Exactly! Which is why you have so many shark attacks survivors.

    • @harperharper6343
      @harperharper6343 4 года назад +3

      Can young sharks play dog? Play til it's dead?

    • @mudpuppy8740
      @mudpuppy8740 4 года назад +26

      Wonder if some sharks can have a genetic disorder which dulls/nullifies that sense, since there’s quite a number of documented cases of people being fully eaten

    • @marcusmahliaire8379
      @marcusmahliaire8379 4 года назад +37

      @@mudpuppy8740 Im sure if a shark is hungry enough it'll make due with the nasty iron taste lol

  • @puzzlesandmore7100
    @puzzlesandmore7100 4 года назад +402

    Not even Phat Gus would hang out with me because of corona
    - Mark Rober 2020

  • @farangutangs1540
    @farangutangs1540 4 месяца назад +1

    You fish murderers! It looked like a horror scene when you were farming for fish blood 😂😂😂

  • @aishenslbssmsojsbaksksblan873
    @aishenslbssmsojsbaksksblan873 4 года назад +390

    Imagen if he said “We couldn’t find human blood legally........so we got it illegally”

  • @The_Original_Trippy
    @The_Original_Trippy 4 года назад +800

    Bahamas: "haha, Americans can't come here"
    mark rober: *laughs in rich"

    • @Nari_Trovi
      @Nari_Trovi 4 года назад +61

      you could have made it into the" noo you can't come here", "haha private jet goes brrrrr" meme

    • @aswinithennavanhome838
      @aswinithennavanhome838 4 года назад +4

      I’m the 100th like 😀

    • @Potato-nc2jp
      @Potato-nc2jp 4 года назад +5

      Could have been *laughs in private jet*

    • @Choolwechiwaya
      @Choolwechiwaya 4 года назад +1

      Laughs in rich😂😂😂😂

    • @trukimai9293
      @trukimai9293 4 года назад +9

      Bahamians didn't WANT to keep Americans out of the country. It just seemed irresponsible to do so when common flight departure points like Florida, Georgia, and Texas refused to take the threat of corona virus seriously. If we don't have the resources to deal with our normal slate of medical issues in a reasonable time frame, how are we supposed to deal with an influx brought on by the pandemic.
      We were doing so well until July, too.

  • @qx102
    @qx102 4 года назад +1082

    Mark Rober 2020: We ended up using cow's blood because it's really hard to legally find 5 gallons of human blood

    • @bananaman1565
      @bananaman1565 4 года назад +26

      cat’s brother: are you challenging me?

    • @willstheidiot
      @willstheidiot 4 года назад +25

      Legally it's hard but I can get an 11 yr olds entire blood cycle illegally if they hurt my friend

    • @allycourts4753
      @allycourts4753 4 года назад +7

      @@willstheidiot lmao💀remimd me not to mess with you😨

    • @liar4323
      @liar4323 4 года назад +6

      Rules are meant to be broken

    • @allycourts4753
      @allycourts4753 4 года назад +2

      @@liar4323 i mean facts tho.....jk but your not completely wrong..just depends sometimes

  • @littledoseTM
    @littledoseTM 9 месяцев назад +1

    Cant be too scary when there are literally 6 camera ppl in the water without protection

  • @TheDuperTrooper
    @TheDuperTrooper 4 года назад +216

    "As a firm believer in the scientific method I blended 10 humans to get 5 gallons of human blood"

  • @chrishoffman73
    @chrishoffman73 4 года назад +818

    Mark: **Goes to Bahamas**
    All fish: **Sweating**

    • @flawless2974
      @flawless2974 4 года назад +8

      Fish: *sweats in the water*

    • @K1ngOfSp4d3zzz
      @K1ngOfSp4d3zzz 4 года назад +1

      How would fish sweat the don’t have actual skin the have scales

    • @rusteddiamond7835
      @rusteddiamond7835 4 года назад +1

      Ann Enatoh
      Manical laughter from mark while he blends fish

    • @seagull8291
      @seagull8291 4 года назад +5

      r/wooosh people who dont get the joke

    • @thecatalyst6212
      @thecatalyst6212 4 года назад

      hes a vampire he drained their blood

  • @jonjonajonathan6294
    @jonjonajonathan6294 4 года назад +1094

    Mark: Mouth Watering fish blood smoothie
    Vegans: *Dies inside*

    • @nargarex2390
      @nargarex2390 4 года назад +5

      13:24

    • @stin6161
      @stin6161 4 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @DarkestKnightshade
      @DarkestKnightshade 4 года назад +18

      Not a vegan, but I'm pathetically squeamish. That made me cringe.

    • @Chu2Timessss
      @Chu2Timessss 4 года назад +3

      😭sorry to self-promote but I’m small and I’m just trying to reach my goal and grow a bigger fan base and I want y’all to be apart of it if y’all could give my vids a chance

    • @TheRealRobGaming
      @TheRealRobGaming 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @MRUXUM
    @MRUXUM 3 месяца назад +9

    How tf did u get 5 gallons of human blood 6:18

    • @michaelzhang2640
      @michaelzhang2640 2 месяца назад +1

      They used cow blood rather than human blood

    • @pipersee6648
      @pipersee6648 Месяц назад

      That’s what I’m sayinh

    • @pipersee6648
      @pipersee6648 Месяц назад

      Nvm

    • @ConnieReid-tp1bs
      @ConnieReid-tp1bs Месяц назад

      That’s what I’m saying

    • @Ahmad_mallick
      @Ahmad_mallick Месяц назад +1

      Dude , that was actually cow's blood because all mammals blood same to 😊shark

  • @eggos1019
    @eggos1019 4 года назад +297

    This channel is *Quality over Quantity*

  • @roselynlee5618
    @roselynlee5618 4 года назад +446

    I like how mark doesn’t curse even when he’s being attacked by sharks

  • @lin_0_1
    @lin_0_1 4 года назад +1144

    Mark is the most professional, unprofessional guy ive ever seen.

  • @rosiejames383
    @rosiejames383 8 месяцев назад +3

    I Love the shades when you get off the plane or jet👾

  • @trucks_channel_razborgruz
    @trucks_channel_razborgruz 3 месяца назад +1

    *6:17** Wait guys! Where did you get so much human blood???))))*

  • @moonglowmelodies7336
    @moonglowmelodies7336 4 года назад +912

    “We can’t find a bucket of human blood legally”
    .....

    • @fritzkeller5629
      @fritzkeller5629 4 года назад +6

      Help Me Get 500 unless...

    • @bigslime2868
      @bigslime2868 4 года назад +8

      Bot

    • @chilledonion
      @chilledonion 4 года назад +1

      No u boomer

    • @thetommies9118
      @thetommies9118 4 года назад +3

      I mean he’s not wrong

    • @-danR
      @-danR 4 года назад +5

      He was also having trouble getting actual fish _blood._
      Those sharks were zeroing in a gigantic whole-fish-protein smoothy. The 'experiment' is a crock.

  • @ali3nmetaphor66
    @ali3nmetaphor66 4 года назад +164

    Mark: "Because like many of you, i will definitely go into space in my lifetime.
    Many of US: Uh..Wait, What!?

  • @atiekbk6953
    @atiekbk6953 4 года назад +657

    "we can't find a bucket of human blood legally.."
    *you don't say..*

    • @novabova07
      @novabova07 4 года назад +16

      Ask for donations

    • @paigesina
      @paigesina 4 года назад +6

      AHHHHHH this straight up traumatized me

    • @John_the_Paul
      @John_the_Paul 4 года назад +3

      Just reroute some of the tube in the local hospital

    • @itszitchy
      @itszitchy 4 года назад

      Murder someone. Problem solved

    • @Cwak
      @Cwak 4 года назад +2

      Just come to England I'll be the sacrifice

  • @mortenlvstrand5384
    @mortenlvstrand5384 2 месяца назад +1

    No one: hey Mark, what did you do in your weekend?
    Mark: I was standing on the bottom of the ocean, almost getting bit by a shark!😁
    No one: 🫡

  • @Rorbot27
    @Rorbot27 Месяц назад +2

    When he first said 5 gallons of human blood, thought he uhm…🤫

  • @monke980
    @monke980 3 года назад +1005

    "luke i need your help man" that was actual fear, that line.

    • @Zman44444
      @Zman44444 3 года назад +42

      I’m surprised he didn’t swear..

    • @maxwag9263
      @maxwag9263 3 года назад +2

      bru

    • @dibs6462
      @dibs6462 3 года назад +1

      Yeah

    • @snowajay1806
      @snowajay1806 3 года назад +2

      "Luke I need help man"

    • @shintenkai1648
      @shintenkai1648 3 года назад +1

      Yeah I could smell him filling up his wet suit with excrement while watch it this

  • @laibamoeen4628
    @laibamoeen4628 4 года назад +626

    When NASA figures out this is what he's doing with his knowledge.....

  • @DabBat
    @DabBat 4 года назад +501

    Remember however, sharks aren’t actually seeking you out, it’s only when you enter their habitat and annoy them when they attack.

    • @jameshyman418
      @jameshyman418 4 года назад +20

      I hear sharks only attack you when you try touching their private parts

    • @baiboo3355
      @baiboo3355 4 года назад +20

      Sharks protecc
      Atacc
      But most importantly
      They bight bacc

    • @africancouscous
      @africancouscous 4 года назад +5

      They only attack when they feel threatened (correct me if it’s not the right info)

    • @LIamaLlama554
      @LIamaLlama554 4 года назад +2

      They don’t seek out humans normally,but occasionally it happens. Look at recent white shark attacks in Maine and Massachusetts

    • @XxThunderflamexX
      @XxThunderflamexX 4 года назад +2

      Citation needed, but from what I hear, when they bite they're generally projecting curiosity.

  • @andreatorluemke4982
    @andreatorluemke4982 Год назад +8

    Mark this took so much courage!

  • @Stevejake12
    @Stevejake12 4 года назад +255

    Mark rober: The cage is suppose to keep the sharks out
    Shark: Yea right

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 4 года назад +1

      *Omg mark rober commented on my new video*

    • @mylesnielson3983
      @mylesnielson3983 4 года назад +4

      Riskyy stop clout chasing

  • @nin_25
    @nin_25 4 года назад +473

    F's in the chat for Mark. His wife definitely gonna let him hear it after he literally swims around sharks without the cage and also how he didn't even tell her about it

  • @dtn_dolo2167
    @dtn_dolo2167 4 года назад +338

    “I had no choice but to defend my honor”
    *taps shark with foot while pleading them to leave*
    😭😭😭

  • @mjtala
    @mjtala Год назад +1

    Just saw this, and, literally, the first thing I said was, "Where are you getting human blood?!?"

  • @rabbitsteew
    @rabbitsteew 3 года назад +1758

    ok using cow blood makes sense, this whole time i was just concerned about how in the world you managed to get 5 gallons of human blood

    • @emma-ux9ve
      @emma-ux9ve 3 года назад +20

      Yeah same

    • @Alexx15
      @Alexx15 3 года назад +59

      the crew donated a bag of blood each I think

    • @astrid1918
      @astrid1918 3 года назад +35

      @@Alexx15 maybe some people donated their own blood to do that

    • @stevebrown8531
      @stevebrown8531 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @MazzaHazzaVR
      @MazzaHazzaVR 3 года назад +71

      no I think Mark is a murderer

  • @Dan-uy2ld
    @Dan-uy2ld 4 года назад +910

    Dude perfect really just showed up for the zoom call and then left

    • @tharunkallati9631
      @tharunkallati9631 4 года назад +24

      Yeah that part, I expected those guys might be part of the team too, I know very ambitious lol.
      But would be ducking marvellous

    • @sharknado55
      @sharknado55 4 года назад +6

      @@hectorgabriellicon4149 it's cow blood

    • @krisone63
      @krisone63 4 года назад +19

      Dude perfect is a clown, Mark is a scientist that entertains people with knowledge, there is no comparison.

    • @MaxtheMonster13
      @MaxtheMonster13 4 года назад +17

      Both their part and shaq's part is in the actual episode of shark week that aired on Discovery. I watched both of them and they are actually pretty cool as well 👍

    • @devilerinn2036
      @devilerinn2036 4 года назад +11

      @@krisone63 Some people may find Dude Perfect interesting, while some won't. You're right, there is no comparison. There shouldn't be one in the first place. They both make content that many love, and they both entertain people. Thank you for your time.

  • @wolftimeplusguineapigs3862
    @wolftimeplusguineapigs3862 4 года назад +863

    “As humans were always the predator and not really ever the prey, but this gave me a sense of what it’s like to be a.. tunafish”
    -
    Mark Rober 2020

    • @kirby9581
      @kirby9581 4 года назад +4

      i read this comment as he said that

    • @CheeseMiser
      @CheeseMiser 4 года назад +5

      can we all agree that we are happy that mark beat the virus. what would we even do if he didnt

    • @cerilious
      @cerilious 4 года назад +3

      Tuna is a predator tho.

    • @xenotypos
      @xenotypos 4 года назад +4

      And humans were preys anyway, in the past.

    • @KriegerPlaysChess
      @KriegerPlaysChess 4 года назад +2

      I am from the Bahamas and I want to say that it is BAH-AMIAN and not BA HA mian

  • @fleischsalat318
    @fleischsalat318 10 месяцев назад

    4:17 That's just what you do with your boys on a boat trip: Blend fish..and similar stuff.
    5:41 And than just bath your hands in it for the pleasure only 😄

  • @HelloItsVG
    @HelloItsVG 4 года назад +937

    Mark is the smartest guy I have ever watch

  • @roydaboii9925
    @roydaboii9925 4 года назад +1675

    Honestly other youtubers would probably make the title “*OMFG I ALMOST DIED*” ft. Dude perfect

    • @0bsmain
      @0bsmain 4 года назад +81

      *cough* Morgz *cough*

    • @shazemasaiyed6688
      @shazemasaiyed6688 4 года назад +27

      True this comment is under rated i love that mark dosent over hype his titles

    • @tonythomas6702
      @tonythomas6702 4 года назад +6

      Do you mean dude perfect will also say that

    • @zojjizojji
      @zojjizojji 4 года назад +2

      Lol so true hahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gvmmy_bear
      @gvmmy_bear 4 года назад +13

      *chokes on water*
      *cough* *cough* _collins key_

  • @jrlopez1027.
    @jrlopez1027. 4 года назад +427

    Corona: *Doesnt kill mark*
    Sharks: Fine, I’ll do it myself

  • @seanrogers8548
    @seanrogers8548 Год назад +1

    There’s never been a true test to determine this. It’s always “mammal” blood vs. Entire native fish meat ground up into a smoothie. How many cows & pigs have ever been in the ocean?

  • @_BNB
    @_BNB 4 года назад +1389

    “We used cows blood because is actually really hard to LEGALLY find human blood”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @raymondluca7779
      @raymondluca7779 4 года назад +36

      umm that defeats the purpose of the test...omfg such REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @raymondluca7779
      @raymondluca7779 4 года назад +6

      that just says they dont like cows:D

    • @punkchris
      @punkchris 4 года назад +53

      raymond luca as stated in the video, sharks don’t differentiate between different mammals’ blood

    • @5omePerson
      @5omePerson 4 года назад +5

      Bruh just get a bloodbag and take some of your own

    • @franciscovelasquez647
      @franciscovelasquez647 4 года назад +4

      Aren’t seals mammals lol

  • @banreport8045
    @banreport8045 4 года назад +966

    Mark: "Yo bro get out of my cage"
    Shark: *Understandable have a great day*

    • @poopfloatackedyourmans1115
      @poopfloatackedyourmans1115 4 года назад +5

      He is a science god, very rare so God gives him that power

    • @Xkwkmdkjdx
      @Xkwkmdkjdx 4 года назад

      BanReport why is everyone using that speech lmao

    • @poopfloatackedyourmans1115
      @poopfloatackedyourmans1115 4 года назад

      @@Xkwkmdkjdx imagine not knowing what a meme is *facepalm*
      I am not mad at you but

    • @ryan-ch6fp
      @ryan-ch6fp 4 года назад +3

      @@poopfloatackedyourmans1115 imagine assuming they dont know what a meme is facepalm

    • @poopfloatackedyourmans1115
      @poopfloatackedyourmans1115 4 года назад +1

      @@ryan-ch6fp my own opinion ok? I don't wanna pick a fight

  • @Killbayne
    @Killbayne 4 года назад +1085

    He casually gets the coronavirus, beats it and swipes it off like nothing happened

    • @lalalajuice
      @lalalajuice 4 года назад +95

      It is nothing to some people

    • @lalalajuice
      @lalalajuice 4 года назад +84

      But many are not so lucky

    • @DrShonTV
      @DrShonTV 4 года назад +6

      Wow

    • @sanchisbori4750
      @sanchisbori4750 4 года назад +18

      They just killed 20 fishes just because of their "experiment"
      I am unsubscribing right now

    • @mrnelsonius5631
      @mrnelsonius5631 4 года назад +69

      My wife’s an OR nurse working with Covid a lot. It’s basically a s**t lottery. Some people have very mild symptoms, some people get wrecked so hard they have long term respiratory damage, and of course it kills some people. Not just the elderly or already sick. They don’t know enough about it yet to really know why it wrecks some ppl so hard and others not much at all.