Creepy Top 5s I just got some Index controllers myself and they are great... except when you hands get particularly warm/sweaty after a long/intense gaming session, lol. Then it tends to not realize you’ve released your grip. It gets to be a nightmare in Boneworks because it gets hard to let go of things, lol
Just an average day at the office: You’re sitting there doing your work when all of a sudden a hand flies over into your stall and hits you. You look over and see a loud Irish man throw a pot plant at a flying ball he accidentally created, shouting at it telling it to get down.
Jack! In the copying machine, when the slider goes across, the first slide copies the physical object, and the second slide applies physics, so if you take off the object before the second slide, it will have no physics and float. Pls like so JACKABOI sees!!!
19:20 When your teacher lets your class into the computer room to make a presentation and you are grouped with your best friends. Also Jack that presentation was just beautiful
He didn’t stop, he just said “I want actual fingers to be able to work, cuz then I can fing’ things.” He just stopped after that to pay attention to the game.
Turn on subtitles while watching this. Occasionally when jack says things like “it says here he is good at driving cars and acquiring cheese. That is something that speaks to me”, it adds in -jacksepticeye, 2016, job simulator. It’s SOOOOO FUNNY
That exact moment when you watch this video at 02:00 AM in the morning and you don't want to laugh because you'll wake people up so you start giggling like a fucking 10 year old, can anyone even relate to this?
+DimentiosLoyalest I watched MiniLadd do this profession earlier, and I think the funniest part was this: "'How to focus on your job and ignore everything else!' Hey! TWAT!"[throws book] XD
The company that designed it has its hq near my school and I'm getting an internship there next summer. If you look up "optimal design" they have the vr on the website, Its really cool
You need to finish this series Because I have been rewatching all four of them like 3 times a week so if you could make a second series that would be boss
I'm that weird person that would try to seriously play it like I'm suppose to xD Just putting in the right password, trying to make the "right" type of powerpoint. I am such a square. xP
8:45 I'M A COMPUTER. I'M A COMPUTERY GUY! EVERYTHING MADE UP OF BUTTONS AND WIRES! I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU INSIDE MY DIGITAL LIFE! INSIDE MY MIND, THERE IS A DIGITAL MIND!
i don`t know if thats good or bad :( is it. higher means less thing. and lower means more thing. so its just the oppesite. i wonder what the losses on the side ment. losses of what?
+superpurplegamer wy u copying supergirlygamers name im telling her btw never copy a utubers name love the name tho if girl plz sub and i wolent tell (sorry for the bad spelling)*0
3:44 I thought it was so funny that Jack was talking to the robot on the phone and the computer was making a lot of noise. Poor Jack he sounded so annoyed 😂😂 😂😂 😂
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lol dammit Jack... my next video is exactly this :P
omg woof
Really mark?
+Markiplier JUST DO IT!!
MARKYMOOO
Mark ! :D
I love the way Jack just turns and says: "I AM ON THE PHONE!"
Me too
omg same im watching this for the 7th time or so and it still gets me
Same
"Email was an inefficient form of communication, popularized in the mid 1990's."
he was talking to kindergarten cindy
Jse 2016: “I wish valve would make a vr glove”
Jse 2019: “I love the valve index!”
Creepy Top 5s I just got some Index controllers myself and they are great... except when you hands get particularly warm/sweaty after a long/intense gaming session, lol. Then it tends to not realize you’ve released your grip. It gets to be a nightmare in Boneworks because it gets hard to let go of things, lol
and now we have the oculus quest 2's hand tracking
3 years ago damn
Just an average day at the office:
You’re sitting there doing your work when all of a sudden a hand flies over into your stall and hits you. You look over and see a loud Irish man throw a pot plant at a flying ball he accidentally created, shouting at it telling it to get down.
It's all in a day's work here in Ohio 💀
Jack: picks up phone.
Job bot: talks about email origins.
Jack: IM ON THE PHONE!!!! No not you Cindy.
LOLOLOLOLOL
Moral of the story: Never let Jacksepticeye be your office neighbor
Toy: Job Bot says "Get to work"
Me: Job Bot says "GET FUCKED!"
Kkkkk
Jason Lance hahahahahaha
You definitely regret it XD a
I love your profile pic! White Lantern Corps!
Jack! In the copying machine, when the slider goes across, the first slide copies the physical object, and the second slide applies physics, so if you take off the object before the second slide, it will have no physics and float.
Pls like so JACKABOI sees!!!
I know!
Indie Suarez I see you watch captain sauce
You’re a year and a half late buddy
A little bit too late but ok 😂
@@kimberlymaakestad1164 and your not lol 😂
"ahhh, bandit bot. He's good at cooking books i want him"
2 minutes later:
"why is this book on fire?"
Well I mean, he IS good at cooking books
Plus Jack’s just like that
I love how he gives everyone personality’s and names it’s funny
I love that he doesn't do work but throws stuff around and screams
Lol yes
Wait, are you saying that's not how an office works? Ooh, that might actually explain why I didn't have that job long.
I see that your new here XD
2:11 I like how the bot doesn't know what a computer is but he is a computer
goldman the person lol he don't know what he is. 😂
It's quite ironic
So he should know right?????
he is a monitor
"oooo now i have 3 money's!!!"
lmao i freaking love jack
please do more of the job simulator, because there is always something that is funny. YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Defently
+Fuerte Sky i love this came
Toast
Maybe he can finish the jobs?
+Kriss ya
All of the best presentations begin by the speaker throwing a clock at the audience.
Absolutely. Can't have a good powerpoint without it XD
He should of copied the money.
+Glitter Twin he can't because when he copies it, it is going to be fake.
nerdz dog soz found that out about 2 seconds later.
+Glitter Twin soz?
19:20 When your teacher lets your class into the computer room to make a presentation and you are grouped with your best friends. Also Jack that presentation was just beautiful
I like how the 8 ball said “You’re Fired” before he threw it
I made my mom watch this and she instantly loved Jack omg
Omg,if only it was that easy to get my parents accept the youtuber I watch.
Brave Chaser Omg! Same! My parents HATE RUclips, even the clean-language RUclipsrs, they just hate it all which is why I have ZERO RUclipsr books
Julianna So Wow,I fell solo bad for you.
Julianna So Sorry, I ment to say soooo.Stupid autocorrect
that's what I made my mom do XDD
Let's be serious here, the real reason Jack wants gloves is so he can give Boss Bot the middle finger.
no, he wants to give him a double middle finger.
2:46
So I can fing-
*Remembers family friendly channel and stops mid sentence*
he swears all the fucking time, how is he family friendly?
SHIT
He didn’t stop, he just said “I want actual fingers to be able to work, cuz then I can fing’ things.” He just stopped after that to pay attention to the game.
13:22 he was so happy when that vending machine popped. He is so adorable 🥰🥰
he is
so
aggressive
"hey STOP WORKING" *throws clock at them*
"mother FUCKERS" *throws sugar at them*
lololol
XD IKR 😂
😂😂😂
I lost my shit when that happened!!!
Isn't bandit bot the one who stole something and went to his car mechanic shop?
He stole from the convient store were Jack worked
+Toprak Okan Pinar Oha Türk.
+Stratejik Oyuncu oha iki tane türk
+Bartu Başer Oha 3 tane Türk
yes! 😸
Jakcspticeye 2016
discovers the copy machine, puts head in it
smartest man alive
The book is burnt because you hired the dude that cookbooks
Turn on subtitles while watching this. Occasionally when jack says things like “it says here he is good at driving cars and acquiring cheese. That is something that speaks to me”, it adds in -jacksepticeye, 2016, job simulator. It’s SOOOOO FUNNY
Yeah because Jack put that in the subtitles.
Mr. Floop did you also notice that adivisor bot cusses “I need you to PARADIME SHIT.”
When your headphones are unknowingly all the way up and you click on Jack's video😐
rip
He doesn't scream that much anymore
+jаcksepticeye . Wait. Jack copied himself???
+Katelyn Miller Those be rookie mistakes
That's exactly what I just did lol.
You can tell Jack and Mark are such good friends when they do the same things for the presentation xD
this game is insane in vr! I got it for Christmas and job simulator feels so surreal! Definitely in my top 10 vr games
Jack YOU NEED TO COMPLETE ALL OF THEM!
Omg the bot that jack called mark actually kind of looks like Markiplier!!!😂 with the glasses and the mustache!!😂😂
Madison Peterson hi
Madison Peterson buuuuuuuut he doesn't have the red hair
Haha, true but still, it looks like Mark!!!
O
Madison Peterson
"Word of the wise, don't touch her shit."
~jacksepticeye 2016 XD
Goat Mom aka Toriel :P (wait just realised you're my mum ) (RP)
Asriel Dreemurr i may say my tag is rick but im alfis i was watching anime #mewmewkissycutetoorocks #longhashtag
RicktheDragon67 s i think its Alphys and in the hashtag its two* sorry if that offended you :|
Asriel Dreemurr Lol
That's my catch phrase, but from someone else's perspective.
3:33 Jack:(on the phone) IM ON THE PHONE!!!!!
(Job bot interrupts)
Me: 😂😂😂😂
did Jack just say he's waiting for gloves so he can finger things?
Probably
Bwahahahaha
"I want actual fingers to work, so i can fing things" -Jacksepticeye 2016
yes yes he did
I was just about to write this but I saw this
3:33 Jack answers phone,
Bot interupts, Dude *HE'S ON THE PHONE*
so ugly you use these girl pictures as your profile
And yet you don’t even have a profile pic.
Lol
HardGamezstyle thanks for doing the same
You suck annie avellaneda you don't have a pic or a life
Best work presentation ever, GIVE THIS MAN A RAISE
JobBot: The computer is the most important faucet of the office cubical
Jacksepticeye: 🖕
Me: no u
Benjamin Wascher no u
Who prefers RUclips over television?
+Supercat me, definately
Gijs Penterman Same I really like it too
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
***** Naw netflix doesnt even have Dr. who :(
+Supercat neither does RUclips
12:51 "Why is it on fire?!"
'Cause my mixtape's in it.
OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
+Santana Moss Trying to think of good comeback, ain't got nothing, fuck.
DOWNLOADMYMIXTAPEDOWNLOADMYMIXTAPEDOWNLOADMYMIXTAPEDOWNLOADMYMIXTAPE
DAAAAAAAM SON.
+TheSkylerTv Ah!! The spammers
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The ball said "you're fired"
6 years later, still entertaining, not just this video, but the whole series
jack you are the last person on earth that needs coffee lol
If anything,coffee needs him XD
lol
Alex The MInecrafter hahaha
I love how you get so into character whenever you play these
Me too
Still waiting for Jack to accidentally punch his camera
He probably does it all the time and edits it out.... And constantly gets new ones.
same
me 2
+Bryden O'Neill He did once
same😅
Hahaha in Jacks screen on his door it says “Be More Positive!” With a smiley face
''sorry mark'' XD
+Septiplier Away IKR
Jack the glove u r talking about already exists
+Leander Maximus Bjørnholt Drumm I'm pretty sure they're not out yet the people who are working on them are still developing them
+Zolt Plays true
And he had a moustachee
The bandit gave you a present
(He cooked you a book)
Kitty :3
Love how jack wipes his face once he drinks stuff in game
Now as an accounting major, I can finally appreciate the “cooking the books” joke. Absolutely destroyed me
srry mark. that made me laugh
+Tyler Volciak :D
+jacksepticeye love u your awesome thank u for always making me laugh :3
+jacksepticeye I love you and everything you stand for :)
+jacksepticeye Hey Jack! Keep up the good work on your videos!! Fans from the USA love you lots
+MakailaBatman7
"It looked like Mark because of the mustache..."
thats like saying Nicki Minaj looks like Kim K cause of her thick ass
I love these jack just throws everything
That exact moment when you watch this video at 02:00 AM in the morning and you don't want to laugh because you'll wake people up so you start giggling like a fucking 10 year old, can anyone even relate to this?
Totes
alwayd
+Gunner Rupe so trur XD
EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
a few times, and then I break and my nose feels weird, and it's hilarious but it hurts
Too many fun parts in this vid to point out xD
18:01-18:05.
that whole thing was fucking hilarious!!! The awkward stare after he threw it was fucking hilarious😂😂😂😭😭😭
Glasses are made to improve your sight but in this game they just make it even more difficult. GAME PHYSICS.
Zebacorn101 Game logic*
Actually, If you don't need glasses, then wearing glasses will make your vision worse *inhales snot* so THERE
Then why did u comment
@@laurenzsidefan980 I have glasses 🤓🤓👓👓👓👓👓
Am i the only one who finds jack *so inspiring?*
***** k
+Gak Why would he?
+UltraDraft - Nour Sofanati yes
+UltraDraft - Nour Sofanati Nope. Most of the time he's the reason i wake up. And i'm not exaggerating. o-o
+UltraDraft - Nour Sofanati No your noy
I’m your fan , but sorry i didn’t watch ur vids for almost 5months but i just knew that you are always full of energy , and i like that
Jack: Why's it on fire
Me: BECAUSE IT'S LIT (i hate myself)
Now you look just like Kylie!
It's lit!
Ikr
Brooooooo
lol
dUDE
11:53 "YOU'RE FIRED" [Throws ball]
HAHHAHAAHAHHAHHA
AAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
HHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
DANK MEME HAHHAAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
+Rowan Jeffree
...what... ...the fuck...?
+DimentiosLoyalest I watched MiniLadd do this profession earlier, and I think the funniest part was this:
"'How to focus on your job and ignore everything else!' Hey! TWAT!"[throws book] XD
sounds like donald trump
I JUST commented that haha
I guess you can say that jacks copy machine is very Handy
wow.....
BYEE
You da tem shops temmies!?!?!?!
+Sanstastical Girl1987 ba dum tsss
+Sanstastical Girl1987 Just stop.
They actually have a suit for VR that when you get hit,touched or others in the game you'll feel it
link?
Ready player one?
The company that designed it has its hq near my school and I'm getting an internship there next summer. If you look up "optimal design" they have the vr on the website, Its really cool
*Horny peeps want to know where they can find it*
@@graceward8298 yes
You need to finish this series Because I have been rewatching all four of them like 3 times a week so if you could make a second series that would be boss
ikr ;-;
Haha! Jack had the glasses on then said "I half to take these off I can't see anything!" get it because glasses make you see LOL
Ziriella Glasses only help to see if you need glasses to see.
Ziriella b
Ziriella you know if you don't need glasses you can't see out of them that much
LOL
Ziriella He said I can't fucking see anything
Jack, 11:53 the magic "8" ball says "your fired"😂 it's not broken haha, please do more I love you and this series :)
Jack is probably this only one who was truely enjoying this game😂
I love these videos they make me laugh soooooooooo much
Everything Jack does is funny!
Arctic Nation ikr
Brave Chaser yep
JACKABOY INC: Where Memes Come True
They should have a youtube simulator for the Vive... making a video within a video..
yes
Yes and hi dad
They should
+Currie totally
yeah
I love you Jack!!!!!!! You're so funny. Like if you agree.
ok
I dont want to cuz ur asking but i want to cuz its true...... Ok
Jack is amazing
Ooh yeah gonna get married
You know what Jack I was having a shitty day at school today and this video cheered me up! Thank you you make funny vids!
watching this whilst im sitting in bed sick, being off school with sickness isn't that bad now ☺
XhollythecookieX I really want to be sick of school but when I am I get board because I am not allowed to watch youtube
When he put Job Bot's glasses on, I became more acutely aware of my own glasses than I ever was.
This is like the best jacksepticeye version
So the amazing book IS on fire?
Oml
Control a delete = delete all
+Illy Marion What?
L
Lmao
Please finish all the jobs, Jack! I don't want this to end!
+Hello! Have a good day he allready did all the jobs
Yes, but he didn't *finish* them.
I'm that weird person that would try to seriously play it like I'm suppose to xD
Just putting in the right password, trying to make the "right" type of powerpoint. I am such a square. xP
same
+childishandmature2 I'm the kid of guy that would just f*ck with the VR and print EVERYTHING
Jack Dague xD haha let me know how that goes if you do/have.
+childishandmature2 I'm the type of person who would play the game over and over again and do things differently each time
+Bripton samw
Jack is the only one that can explain a joke and it still be funny
Did anyone else notice that Jacks' presentation was near identical to Marks' presentation, except for the very last slide? xD
Boss bot reminds me of the boss from Office Space.
*facepalm*
yeah you played it too? cool!
Lilo Infamous, it's a movie.
Yeah....... I'm gonna need you to come in saturday, and Sunday.
+thechancel0r That's what he's based off of...
10:46
"Cause no trouble. Welcome to GLORY GREATEST OFFICE!!!"
Let’s take this job seriously!
Jack: *throws literally anything he sees to the other side of the game*
Dont touch her shit. - Jacksepticeye 2016
Hi
?what?
Akshat Shankar ???!!! what the hell are you talking about
Akshat Shankar
penelope Mitchell your mom
8:45
I'M A COMPUTER. I'M A COMPUTERY GUY! EVERYTHING MADE UP OF BUTTONS AND WIRES! I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU INSIDE MY DIGITAL LIFE! INSIDE MY MIND, THERE IS A DIGITAL MIND!
BobbityBunny 101 Digital style!
BobbityBunny 101 k
We agreed to not be creative dammit
Ok then you funny 😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Is that a cut on your face how did you get that
You should play each simulation all the way through. That's what the percentages on the simulator chips are for. I hear some of them are really funny!
That book is on fire!
he should have played flappy bot in the computer
IFKR
+Mohd Asyraf I
I know right
+ZielGaming What do you mean?
+Foxy the pirate Mangle the toy Oh oh oh oh...
What if he made septic eye contacts that would be so cool!!!💚💚💚💚💚
6:46 And this is the story of how Jack became the best Ditto trainer in history.
+Zegorykz He taught one how to fly.
19:53 this whole thing is me giving a presentation, completely BSing it the whole way
Jack is the last person on earth that needs coffee and a donuts.
He loves coffefe
+Ridha Al coffe
he has glasses on, then he takes it off to read a book, then puts it back on after he is done reading the book.
That little "thank you" sounded so adorable at 8:18 *fangirl mode activated*
20:05 on the side it says "losses"
i don`t know if thats good or bad :( is it. higher means less thing. and lower means more thing. so its just the oppesite. i wonder what the losses on the side ment. losses of what?
+superpurplegamer wy u copying supergirlygamers name im telling her btw never copy a utubers name love the name tho if girl plz sub and i wolent tell (sorry for the bad spelling)*0
Doctor D shut up
There is already a glove like that in developement, it is called GloveOne... AND IT'S AWESOME, but very expensive ...
+Sinum Nice
inject the memes exhale the memes inject the memes into my blood streams
dank memes?
+Guest65432109 Gaming Pink guy :D
+Bryson Merrell the dankest
Well of course Jack us AWESOME.
no, us BOSSOME!!
3:44 I thought it was so funny that Jack was talking to the robot on the phone and the computer was making a lot of noise. Poor Jack he sounded so annoyed 😂😂 😂😂 😂
17:17 did BossBot say "Hello Sean"? if it did that's creepy
I think it said: "Hello human" but like "shuman"
i heard it
please get your hearing checked. it said human 0-0
Joshua Rodriguez he said "hello huuuuman" he just said human weird
Joshua Rodriguez HE SAID SEAN
You should have copied the burrito 🌯
Why! Who else realised that the book that was on fire was from Bandit Bot because he was good at 'Cooking Books'!
It wasn't from Bandit Bot, the book was actually from JackSepticEye.
Aggressive Tendencies I realized that too now... the fuck.
Was I that tired? xD
I thought the exact same thing!
same
ohhhh ok
HTC vive surgeon simulator
+Spodermen Squarepants OMFG!!!
+Spodermen Squarepants It already exists.
+James Noble -_-
+Comic Venus hai
+Spodermen Squarepants That exists. :D