Perfectly Cut Screams #4
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- Опубликовано: 1 май 2021
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I literally cannot stop laughing at the guy that fake slit his crying child’s throat with a play sword. That’s 100% why I should never be a parent. I’d do that.
Smash Bros in a nutshell
@@exoticbutters4257
...Wait what? 😅
@@Mr_Original laugh
The dude that called his baby a busted can of biscuits 😂
I looked at it about 5 times just for the scream and laughed every time. I'm messed up 😂
Alternate title: Guy who goes by “Jack” who’s name is actually Sean slaps his own ass and is confused.
And 'Sean' is the Irish form of 'John'.
another alternate title: Jack watching cut screams while having problems trying to say words.
And his humour is now screaming =funny
@Savetion what? Thats not something to laugh about
*smack* HEY! WHO DID THAT? WHOS IN HERE?
Steve-o is the definition of “I’m here for a fun time not a long time”
More like God let me live another day and imma make it everyone's problem
@@aidenluckey9957 yes
@@aidenluckey9957truth
@@aidenluckey9957😂
11:30 He chose not to get the child to be quiet, but rather to he chose to silence her.
Pure poetry 👌
Mass respect to Doofenshmirtz's dedication to being a dad
I respect to doofenshmirtz ngl
Ye man
*DAD! GOALS!*
@@matthewyeldig4608 yes
His parents didn't show up to his birth so he had to step it up
Just happy to be here
hello
very pog
🙃
FAIRBAIRN FILMS?
Good job!
2:50 I miss Jack’s energetic “TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES” intro, nice to know that Jack saved the sound effect at least
Yeah i just got back into his videos and was kinda sad that he doesn't really do that for an intro anymore
Yea why’d he stop doing it?
Yo is that Captin Rex as yo profile, yes, just, yes
@@thefanofhorror8893 no it’s a 501st clone trooper, Rex Has a different helmet
Oh
10:41 Wilbur truly has some of the BEST reactions to things lmaoo
Tru
Man I sure hope he didn't mistreat his spouse in any way, that would really suck
@@LittleVandalist yea dude, glad he'd never do that tho
@LittleVandalist I know right? I sure hope nothing bad ever happened!!
"It's so consistent its so guttural, it's the perfect horror movie scream." - Jacksepticeye, professional screamer.
Gordon ramsay
Lily: *screams*
Jack: 10/10! *chef's kiss* 👌
Yo why is ur pfp a Xbox generated gp😳
Nah its a screenshot
@@mysticllama9942 hes atrue gamer
Props to the dad who executed his daughter like For Honor.
Wait, you can execute kids in for honor?
@@larrypoppins6273 I wish
@@larrypoppins6273 I know I did.
Your welcome
@@trashman1805 My welcome? What?
16:11 Sean has his pure horror on his face because Steve o doesn’t have to do this anymore
15:30
Bro, I’m so fucking glad Jack included Fairbairn films in his video, as a fellow from rural Australia, it’s bloody awesome seeing some of my favourite native channels getting shared.
Slaps Jack's ass
"Hey! Who was that?"
It was the whiteboard Jack, finally exacting it's vengeance upon you 😂😂😂
*"LAUGH!"*
Underrated comment ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌
@Moon Boy ❶ First learn to properly write Jacksepticeye
Finally the white board clapping back
The new series of jacksepticeye's funniest home videos, the whiteboards revenge
"Yes, blind the child!"
"Yes, terrify the child!"
Grunkle Stan
"Yes, burn the child!"
the child is fast, but the pepper spray is faster
Child, begone
Lmao accurate though
@@gatorade-xm6nq why is this so funny to me
4:49 I love how this clip is so true
"Listen, we don't tollk loik dat"
She says in a flawless New York accent
HEEEEY! So when a dog accidentally hurts another dog when they are playing, and the dog yelps, the other dog immediately begins loving on them, licking them etc. as an apology. If you get on their level and are really gentle with them after you accidentally hurt them, they will know that you didn't mean it :D Gently pet/rub their head and speak quietly to them.
That is good to know..
Thank you
Somewhat the same for cats! They don't get as affectionate, but they calm down and get cautious when play goes too far. If you accidentally step on your cats tail or paw giving them a calm reassurance is all the comfort they need :) Cats and dogs have pretty high emotional intelligence!
THANK GOD, I ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED ON MY DOGS PAW AND HE YELPS AND I PANICKED AND CRIED. my mom was playing with our dog once and he got hurt. She ended up buying him a bed
Dang and I’ve just been naturally doing that without knowing that happens-
Pepper Spray the children. Now thats art
play russian roulette by yourself
@@timothyowens6769 ignore him he feeds off anger
@@timothyowens6769 It's a bot
this comment is comdey gold
@@timothyowens6769 hes been here before. Hes messed up report him
I got a tumblr notification right as Sean said that no one uses it anymore. Twas perfect timing
"dang, how did that come out of my throat?"
That's what he said.
I love how Wilbur Soot and Fairbairn Films are in this video
Wilby
Fairbairn films are amazing
Where was Wilbur? I didn't see him in here
@@leodavis4242 10:41 lol
We love to see it!
If there was ever such a thing as a professional screamer it is Jacksepticeye
True true and even more true!!!!
Hi sir I'm making memes, could you check me?
True
Lmao
-Don’t read my name-
12:50 the mild discomfort on his face
"Dude is Hittening.....I GIVE UP ON ENGLISH!!!!!" That got me laughing out loud😂😂😂
“I GIVE UP ON ENGLI-“ was perfectly cut as well
thaTS THE POINT
Timestamp?
@@spqdqrmqn no
@@spqdqrmqn 8:11
4:07
Guy: “I’m suing you, stop the ride right now.”
Roller Coaster Operator: ₙₒ
I can't imagine someone saying that somewhere else than the US. :}
Lmao a few years ago in six flags me and my family went ahead to ride for the first time MR.Freeze , I never knew it went backwards and the platform goes down, but god once I got inside the chair I felt the most intense fear and yelled that I was scared and wanted to get out , the damn operator said “ IMMA COUNT DOWN TO 3 , LOL NAH “ and started the ride immediately, I never been so betrayed ;~;
@@kiwipaws1626 At least you didn't sue him.
12:43 14:45 I laughed at lol
@@ClickItYT Maybe like a really german Allman would do it too.
Doofenschmirtz unlocked a new ability: *_The Finger of God_*
6:19
This kid is the only reason I watch this particular video so many times
As a husky owner I can confirm. *they really scream all the time*
Potato
potato
Potato
Potato
Potato
Me: *accidentaly steps on dog's paw*
Me immediately after: "Into exile, I must go."
"To warn the new generation, I must do."
Yep! Cats too!
“I deserve hell”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Exactly
We love you Jack and we love what you do on this wonderful platform and what you have created.
8:25
"He's so stoic about it"
*Literally Ed's heartbeat: 163*
He choked it again
That clip was legendary one
Well stoicism is just the ability to conceal emotion. His heartbeat was 163, but he never outwardly showed that.
Jack when he sees a kid get hurt: "Yes Burn the Child!!!"
Jack when he sees a dog get hurt: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
same honestly
as it should be to everyon-
@@crusaderfestive8790 stfu kid
@@pussioofamw2 stfu max fan
@@pussioofamw2 thats a bit rude
That “dog’s” responses were so friggin funny 😭
Steveo is the personification of letting the intrusive thoughts win lol 16:20
There’s like thirty seconds of Wilbur Soot on screen and the whole fandom’s gonna show up
Huh, *where*
@@hellodolly7301 10:41 Tennis ball thrown against the wall
@@evakazoo5790 Ohh
I must've been more blind than Gogy not to notice that--
/j
Well... I can't say shit since I'm one of em' but damn.
His fandom is wild, I dig Wilbur's videos and he seems like a chill dude but his fanbase is kinda wack.
Jack: *tries to trick me into thinking the video is paused*
Me on mobile: “I am four parallel universes ahead of you”
Lmao
Me too
Same
Same 😅
I just got that problem 😭😭
Wilbur screaming "NOOOO" is literally so iconic that first time I saw it, I didn't even know who he was. proud to say I know who he is now 🤣
"Dude is hittening ma- hittening.."
"I GIVE UP ON ENGLISH!! "
Can we just appreciate jack's editor. His subtle edits make the video that little bit better
Robin is awesome. I love him and his edits! Jack actually plays a few games with him. Human Fall Flat and A Way Out are my favourites. I think he has two editors now - I'm pretty sure the newer one used to edit the Unus Annus videos - but honestly Robin is my favourite.
Faxx
10:31
Actually, I think you should use “her” instead of “him.” Not being that guy, just didn’t want you to use the wrong pronoun for Robin.
@@declan4826 I thought they didn't change their pronouns yet?
The best perfectly cut screams are when an ad pops up in the middle of a Jacksepticeye video.
Kids are screaming and then they give us insurance advertisements, couldn’t be any better
EVERY. SINGLE. AD. INTERRUPTED. SOMETHING. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *mobile game ad plays*
@Yes Ha I don't trust u..
I've got a hack for you. Just slide the video tracker all the way to the end of the video and press replay. No more ads
@@julian009 :o
Jacksepticeye - *runs his hand through his hair*
Me - OH NO HE'S HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
12:14 and there is a version where there is this guy who’s bald and has no hand, it’s so hilarious 😂😂
5:25 Jack is Corpse! CONFIRMED!
Wrong video bro
@@aglow3706 XD
@@D3r0x4nt XD
@@Ricepacket
Execute order 66
@@aglow3706 again 5:25. It’s a joke.
The funniest thing about Jack pretending to pause the video, was that when he did, I actually paused the video as he did it, and so when I went to play it, I was confused why it wasn't starting.
s a m e
Jokes on jack I'm on phone
I read this comment as that happened lol
@@WinterAsked same haha
i did too!!! lol!!!
"You look like a busted can of biscuits" LMAO THAT GOT ME DYING
One of my favorite things jack has said "Something worse than sharks, explosions!"
Let’s take a moment appreciate the man in the first video and his singing
Good thing this wasn’t a try not to laugh challenge bc I failed so hard on this one😂 but yes he has a really good voice
and his doggos
IKR, his singing was too good 😭
Lol
ITS SCREAM TIME
ITS SCREAM TIME
GATHER NEW VOCAL CORDS ITS
SCREAM TIME
ITS SCREAM TIME
ITS SCREAM TIME
THE ONLY CURE FOR AAA-
I applaud to your creativity
@@twinmindedsanity9749 thank you I do this all the AAAA-
@@deargawd AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@mewxtherealitygod4706 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Damn, good one bro
4:49 is the worst kind of pain especially when changing brake pads.
What happens?
I LOVE the perfectly cut screams they are just awesome because a scream for me is funny and watching those and Jack reacting to them is the best in my opinion
Jack: We lost Tumblr because of the purge...
Tumblr: Quit telling people I'm dead!
Jack: Sometimes I can still hear his voice...
For real I was JUST using Tumblr before watching this video haha.
No, no,let them think it's dead, that way the drama (mostly) stays for twitter
@@dbk-red-son true, true!
@@dbk-red-son exactly
Doofen is just a good guy. Like... he's a villain with an excellent moral compass. It's neat. Don't really need to know more.
Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated
Also he is a great dad
"Hes hitni-"
*"I GIVE UP ON ENGLISH!"* I laugh every time
The "EHHHHHHHHHH" part had me dying 🤣
Jack: "Oh no this clip has an ending to it. Poor Wilbur"
Wilbur: "NOOOOOOO"
NOOOOO-
YEAH IM THE 100TH LIKE
তোমরা কেমন আছো
@@izaansalam6418 Noice👍
it reminds me of " pigeon- NOOOO-
That accidentally hurting your dog one is so true. Any time I accidentally stepped on my puppers tail/paw I immediately gave her ALL the cuddles and kisses.
@@sweetfreeze5528 don’t react to that idiot he just wants you to react to it
just incase you were curious that vid is by Fairbairn Films. they do alot of skits like it
I only need to hurt a stuffed animal and I react exactly like that.
normal people: oh my god is the kid okay
jack: yes blind the child
i was NOT ready for that first one
Man, if this RUclips thing doesn't really work out anymore in the future, I hope he really gets into voice acting. He's mad fucking good at it
A new Sonic the Hedgehog show will be airing on netflix either this year or next year, I wonder if Irish the Hedgehog (voiced by spedicey) will have a cameo there
For real though. It was one of the main reasons I always saw his playthrough of games like Undertale and Night in the Woods. His range is Incredible and so is his timing, delivery and of course he's funny as well.
@@gori272 He's in that one movie with Ryan Reynolds. Called "Guy", or something.
@@anzaca1 is it Ryan Reynolds or Seán that’s named guy
@@Byrdamus I think it’s what the movie is called.
Will: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jack: yep that’s about everyone’s reaction when they see this
What kind of abomination is your picture
@@mysticpied oh god that’s daddy Barney right there
Yeah don’t ask
@@aliciamaravilla930 s
Are we best friends?
I was having a really bad day, and it only got worse when I got home. But you're making me smile and laugh even though my eyes are red and puffy. Thank you
11:05
We gonna get a "Pigeon! NOOOOOOO!!!" Wilbur reaction also?
"i don't know what this guy is the CEO of"
he's the CEO of improv and bird facts, actually
I like how the husky owner said “no sea chillón”, which means “don’t be a crybaby” in spanish, right before the epic scream happens
thank u for the translation
what the heck is no sea chill on I’m mexican
17:07
One day I met a wise man, he gave this life advice: “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH”. Now I’m a better man.
That song guy, old man with da hat
Was it the kid that broke his head on that rock
@@yendigo 11:30
Never seen more truthful passages in my life...
I forgot how much serotonin I get from watching Sean, FUCKING FABULOUS!
at this point Jack is just the Demoman if he had a RUclips channel
“You look like a busted can of biscuits”
Baby: and I took that personally
9:37 what do you think of this ?
For some reason, the way he said that cracks me up so hard...
Imagine Jack as a dad tho
That would be a loud child
They would both be screaming just to make each other laugh
That joke isn’t funny
Have a horrible day
@Savetion II dudes that's not funny
Why apologize why don’t we just kick the soul out of savetion man.
@Savetion II did you get..anything out of that?
i played all of fives seconds of this video and my brother said "I feel the exact same way Jack."
Jack doin that thirst trap bit got me feelin some kinda way
The other day my dog and I were working on changing sides while walking for his training and he missteped and I didn’t notice so I accidentally stepped on him and I just sat on the floor crying while hugging him and he just sat there and wagged his tail happily and I still feel bad.
@Shadow Samurai I swear I didn’t mean to, he is such a good boyo 🥲🥲
"I'm sorry little one, but you've said your last ohiyo"
Meme man: *proceeds to throw little one into furnace*.
"You have ohi-ed your last yo."
thanos energy
@Yes Ha no that isn't Mr Beast 5 is his new channel
That was fucking hilarious
Ohio doesn’t exist
11:47 “how babies are born” HAS ME 😭
I read this comment as he said that lol
Jack: "I need to be more productive"
Well there's nothing more productive than watching perfectly cut screams
Yes
@Savetion II Stop begging for attention, especially by making fun of someone's death.
Ikr
@Savetion II my grandfather died yesterday and it's not funny
@@lebronjesus172 I've reported the account and left a nice long paragraph to the report team they will sort the little c**t out. Have a nice day/night :)
Jack: *tries to trick us with a fake pause*
*me watching on mobile* : “I dont gave such weaknesses”
What a d***
@@severec0bra672 its funny doe
I’m on mobile and I still got tricked
I AM INVINCIBLE, INVINCIBLE!
@@thepizzatime3502 he do be getting us doe.
"Yes, blind the child!"
"Yes, terrify the child!"
This is the first video ive ever seen on this guy's channel and this is how the intro is ☠️
I told my grandma I was going to go watch jacksepitceye and she said "If that makes you happy" She's so sweet
11:30
XD
And then u heard the intro
Does grandma have arthritis
Give her a hug for me please
Jack attempting to make us think the video is paused
Me who's on a phone: no I don't I will
i was on my pc lol got baited
Dont got a computer cant get got
I was watching on TV so bruh
he got me with it lmao
Lol I was folding clothes
I drink only every few hours but when I do, I drink like a giraffe and fill up my entire body with water.
STOPP I FELL FOR IT 💀
Petition to re name perfectly cut screams to “Scream Time”
A+
YES
I second this
The only cure for silence?
@@joemorton9200 Yes, definitely, absolutely!!!
"its scream time, its scream time, gather all your friends, its scream time, its scream, the only cure for happiness"
Correction: The only cure for silence
Hehe
then he should do a cut out scream at the end
“when you hurt your dog” at least they forgive you quickly 😢 the amount of times my cats have walked IN FRONT of my feet when i was about to take a step,and then not forgive me for 3 days straight was hell 😭
Brennan lee mulligan honestly has some of the best screams
Jack: *sees child in pain*
Also Jack: *Laughs uncontrollably*
"Can't I just drink one glass of water at the end of the day when I'm dehydrated?" SOMEONE GETS IT.
Agreed
Ok
imagine being shoved into a furnace just because you were telling an internet user good morning
Jack: I don't know what this guy is the CEO of?
Me: Gravitas
Jack: What's he the CEO of?
Me: Humor, Jackaboy. That's Brennan Lee Mulligan, the CEO of comedy.
LMAO YES I was hoping someone had commented this
In the wise words of said CEO: HELL YEAH!
Lily has *learned* to be afraid of Michael's inventions.
oh she should
I'm getting flashbacks to the surgery robot...
Love the part were the dog get tazed I find it humerus 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😅😂😅😂😆😂😂😆🤣😆😂
@@skedizzle yeah she probably got legit PTSD from that like holy shit
Kinda like the purple square with the _other_ Michael
jack, i opened this video, and when your scream got really intense, my computer "ran into a problem" and needed to restart. that's never happened on this computer before. you've grown too powerful, you must be stopped
BRO💀THE IRONY! I started the video and had to pause it for a sec and it was in the middle of him going “aaaAAAAH-“ 🤣
"remember when tumblr was really popular? and now no one uses it anymore." Yes, let the internet believe we are dead. Please. We need to keep that site completely unmarketable
We can't let the Twitter people come back
@@PyroGothNerd Those fucking degenerates should face the firing squad.
Literally the reason why I got tumblr was for the porn and they deleted it all. Now I don’t even open it.
Tumblr is still a horrid cesspit, as is Twitter
@@calci2679 but it's my cesspit
Are we gonna talk about how he laughs his ass off at kids getting hurt but the second he sees a dog get hurt he’s like “oh no 🥺” lmao
Everyone knows dogs are more important than children
@@thebiggestthickestbean5232 good point
Kids get hurt: funny as hell
Dogs getting hurt: that’s just cruel and sad
Thats just how it is and I’m ok with that 😅😅
@@thebiggestthickestbean5232 why didn't your parents think that
@@sidwarner1166 I’m a dog
Jack: I GIVE UP ON ENGLISH!
me: you get used to it
lmao i yawned right as the video started and i felt spiritually connected to the intro
“Poor Wilbur” I paused. I never associated Jack and Wilbur with each other. In my brain, they just, exist separately.
Same😂😔
It’s so weird some youtubers to me just live in completely different worlds if they don’t interact or do the same things as each other- and when they interact it’s like one of those crossover episodes-
They’ve played among us together I think
Maybe
Dunno
Probably
I was so sad when he didnt say anything about him
I mean I'm pretty sure they've met each other before, there's a photo of them somewhere I've seen