Perfectly Cut Screams #4

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

Комментарии • 19 тыс.

  • @dracokratt7575
    @dracokratt7575 3 года назад +5412

    "It's so consistent its so guttural, it's the perfect horror movie scream." - Jacksepticeye, professional screamer.

    • @RMArblx
      @RMArblx 3 года назад +15

      Gordon ramsay

    • @plazma0325
      @plazma0325 3 года назад +44

      Lily: *screams*
      Jack: 10/10! *chef's kiss* 👌

    • @mysticllama9942
      @mysticllama9942 3 года назад +12

      Yo why is ur pfp a Xbox generated gp😳

    • @RMArblx
      @RMArblx 3 года назад +5

      Nah its a screenshot

    • @umeramin2255
      @umeramin2255 3 года назад +4

      @@mysticllama9942 hes atrue gamer

  • @raijyn2452
    @raijyn2452 3 года назад +9312

    Mass respect to Doofenshmirtz's dedication to being a dad

    • @nick-ur8sh
      @nick-ur8sh 3 года назад +263

      I respect to doofenshmirtz ngl

    • @matthewyeldig4608
      @matthewyeldig4608 3 года назад +114

      *DAD! GOALS!*

    • @nick-ur8sh
      @nick-ur8sh 3 года назад +39

      @@matthewyeldig4608 yes

    • @db5094
      @db5094 3 года назад +237

      His parents didn't show up to his birth so he had to step it up

    • @danielarmstrong9460
      @danielarmstrong9460 3 года назад +22

      Yep

  • @kittydoescosplay2416
    @kittydoescosplay2416 3 года назад +4067

    I literally cannot stop laughing at the guy that fake slit his crying child’s throat with a play sword. That’s 100% why I should never be a parent. I’d do that.

    • @exoticbutters4257
      @exoticbutters4257 3 года назад +79

      Smash Bros in a nutshell

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 3 года назад +29

      @@exoticbutters4257
      ...Wait what? 😅

    • @exoticbutters4257
      @exoticbutters4257 3 года назад +16

      @@Mr_Original laugh

    • @balbinaarmstrongrodriguez4324
      @balbinaarmstrongrodriguez4324 3 года назад +91

      The dude that called his baby a busted can of biscuits 😂

    • @Suegiclah
      @Suegiclah 3 года назад +27

      I looked at it about 5 times just for the scream and laughed every time. I'm messed up 😂

  • @thegrandmaster1637
    @thegrandmaster1637 Год назад +354

    11:30 He chose not to get the child to be quiet, but rather to he chose to silence her.
    Pure poetry 👌

    • @slinknebula9100
      @slinknebula9100 7 месяцев назад +6

      did you see that he was A-poseing at the end

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +24814

    Jack: "I need to be more productive"
    Well there's nothing more productive than watching perfectly cut screams

    • @bryanarguetta682
      @bryanarguetta682 3 года назад +22

      Yes

    • @lebronjesus172
      @lebronjesus172 3 года назад +489

      ​@Savetion II Stop begging for attention, especially by making fun of someone's death.

    • @igloo9929
      @igloo9929 3 года назад +22

      Ikr

    • @igloo9929
      @igloo9929 3 года назад +253

      @Savetion II my grandfather died yesterday and it's not funny

    • @ghostmalone6154
      @ghostmalone6154 3 года назад +269

      @@lebronjesus172 I've reported the account and left a nice long paragraph to the report team they will sort the little c**t out. Have a nice day/night :)

  • @audreyd8232
    @audreyd8232 3 года назад +5375

    Alternate title: Guy who goes by “Jack” who’s name is actually Sean slaps his own ass and is confused.

    • @Peannlui
      @Peannlui 3 года назад +53

      And 'Sean' is the Irish form of 'John'.

    • @Composition687
      @Composition687 3 года назад +48

      another alternate title: Jack watching cut screams while having problems trying to say words.

    • @vexedemperor5588
      @vexedemperor5588 3 года назад +7

      And his humour is now screaming =funny

    • @Lazappp
      @Lazappp 3 года назад +4

      @Savetion what? Thats not something to laugh about

    • @BigGarchomp
      @BigGarchomp 3 года назад +9

      *smack* HEY! WHO DID THAT? WHOS IN HERE?

  • @ninjamac999
    @ninjamac999 3 года назад +7868

    "Yes, blind the child!"
    "Yes, terrify the child!"
    Grunkle Stan

    • @shydreameress264
      @shydreameress264 3 года назад +80

      "Yes, burn the child!"

    • @TWGatorade
      @TWGatorade 3 года назад +220

      the child is fast, but the pepper spray is faster

    • @soulpancake1018
      @soulpancake1018 3 года назад +20

      Child, begone

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 3 года назад +41

      Lmao accurate though

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 3 года назад +39

      @@TWGatorade why is this so funny to me

  • @helloworld4039
    @helloworld4039 2 года назад +860

    Steve-o is the definition of “I’m here for a fun time not a long time”

  • @Taco-Seller
    @Taco-Seller 3 года назад +1031

    Props to the dad who executed his daughter like For Honor.

  • @heathermcfarland6317
    @heathermcfarland6317 3 года назад +8913

    If there was ever such a thing as a professional screamer it is Jacksepticeye

  • @ovassive5484
    @ovassive5484 3 года назад +2118

    8:25
    "He's so stoic about it"
    *Literally Ed's heartbeat: 163*

    • @Buizie
      @Buizie 3 года назад +40

      He choked it again

    • @wong3795
      @wong3795 2 года назад +15

      That clip was legendary one

    • @imheretojest2826
      @imheretojest2826 2 года назад +53

      Well stoicism is just the ability to conceal emotion. His heartbeat was 163, but he never outwardly showed that.

  • @maxthedeadthing
    @maxthedeadthing 6 месяцев назад +45

    3:07 “idk what this guy is the ceo of”
    brennan lee mulligan: ceo of dungeon mastering with stocks in being an internet father figure and being from new york city

  • @FairbairnFilms
    @FairbairnFilms 3 года назад +14646

    Just happy to be here

  • @jeng3805
    @jeng3805 3 года назад +499

    Slaps Jack's ass
    "Hey! Who was that?"
    It was the whiteboard Jack, finally exacting it's vengeance upon you 😂😂😂

    • @King_Luigi
      @King_Luigi 3 года назад +6

      *"LAUGH!"*

    • @pjimin219
      @pjimin219 3 года назад +2

      Underrated comment ┐( ̄ヮ ̄)┌

    • @nayeemaakhter2798
      @nayeemaakhter2798 3 года назад +2

      @Moon Boy ❶ First learn to properly write Jacksepticeye

    • @IWearShoes31
      @IWearShoes31 3 года назад +1

      Finally the white board clapping back

    • @RohanSingh-cf9tk
      @RohanSingh-cf9tk 3 года назад +1

      The new series of jacksepticeye's funniest home videos, the whiteboards revenge

  • @emminet
    @emminet 3 года назад +392

    Jack: We lost Tumblr because of the purge...
    Tumblr: Quit telling people I'm dead!
    Jack: Sometimes I can still hear his voice...

    • @joutakujo9773
      @joutakujo9773 3 года назад +13

      For real I was JUST using Tumblr before watching this video haha.

    • @SiffrinISAT
      @SiffrinISAT 3 года назад +17

      No, no,let them think it's dead, that way the drama (mostly) stays for twitter

    • @emminet
      @emminet 3 года назад +3

      @@SiffrinISAT true, true!

    • @tia8465
      @tia8465 3 года назад +1

      @@SiffrinISAT exactly

  • @B0ganP0tat0
    @B0ganP0tat0 2 года назад +53

    15:30
    Bro, I’m so fucking glad Jack included Fairbairn films in his video, as a fellow from rural Australia, it’s bloody awesome seeing some of my favourite native channels getting shared.

  • @camerican_gm
    @camerican_gm 3 года назад +1458

    Jack when he sees a kid get hurt: "Yes Burn the Child!!!"
    Jack when he sees a dog get hurt: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

  • @pyramidgamingarchive
    @pyramidgamingarchive 3 года назад +1032

    Can we just appreciate jack's editor. His subtle edits make the video that little bit better

    • @BlaiddDrwg2009
      @BlaiddDrwg2009 3 года назад +39

      Robin is awesome. I love him and his edits! Jack actually plays a few games with him. Human Fall Flat and A Way Out are my favourites. I think he has two editors now - I'm pretty sure the newer one used to edit the Unus Annus videos - but honestly Robin is my favourite.

    • @jevaun-deanlinton3285
      @jevaun-deanlinton3285 3 года назад +5

      Faxx

    • @Stryfe52
      @Stryfe52 3 года назад +5

      10:31

    • @declan4826
      @declan4826 3 года назад +6

      Actually, I think you should use “her” instead of “him.” Not being that guy, just didn’t want you to use the wrong pronoun for Robin.

    • @melissatheghost
      @melissatheghost 3 года назад +2

      @@declan4826 I thought they didn't change their pronouns yet?

  • @mayravixx25
    @mayravixx25 3 года назад +1543

    Me: *accidentaly steps on dog's paw*
    Me immediately after: "Into exile, I must go."

  • @8ballmuntantteam58
    @8ballmuntantteam58 Год назад +63

    16:11 Sean has his pure horror on his face because Steve o doesn’t have to do this anymore

  • @potatosoot
    @potatosoot 2 года назад +1833

    Jack: "Oh no this clip has an ending to it. Poor Wilbur"
    Wilbur: "NOOOOOOO"

  • @DH_WhaleShark
    @DH_WhaleShark 3 года назад +744

    Jack: *tries to trick me into thinking the video is paused*
    Me on mobile: “I am four parallel universes ahead of you”

  • @andrew-paulclements1502
    @andrew-paulclements1502 3 года назад +5042

    The funniest thing about Jack pretending to pause the video, was that when he did, I actually paused the video as he did it, and so when I went to play it, I was confused why it wasn't starting.

    • @mallifer481
      @mallifer481 3 года назад +33

      s a m e

    • @WinterAsked
      @WinterAsked 3 года назад +63

      Jokes on jack I'm on phone

    • @meg9599
      @meg9599 3 года назад +8

      I read this comment as that happened lol

    • @aspen8403
      @aspen8403 3 года назад +5

      @@WinterAsked same haha

    • @connorplayz7743
      @connorplayz7743 3 года назад +2

      i did too!!! lol!!!

  • @TrafficConeMan-p4l
    @TrafficConeMan-p4l 2 года назад +61

    4:49 I love how this clip is so true

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 года назад +12526

    Pepper Spray the children. Now thats art

    • @mr_mcfatback
      @mr_mcfatback 3 года назад +95

      play russian roulette by yourself

    • @ihonestlydontcare1158
      @ihonestlydontcare1158 3 года назад +106

      @@timothyowens6769 ignore him he feeds off anger

    • @BadTortoise430
      @BadTortoise430 3 года назад +47

      @@timothyowens6769 It's a bot

    • @waifudragon7760
      @waifudragon7760 3 года назад +3

      this comment is comdey gold

    • @MarlboroManiac
      @MarlboroManiac 3 года назад +51

      @@timothyowens6769 hes been here before. Hes messed up report him

  • @BigMan7o0
    @BigMan7o0 3 года назад +313

    That accidentally hurting your dog one is so true. Any time I accidentally stepped on my puppers tail/paw I immediately gave her ALL the cuddles and kisses.

    • @wheatley7083
      @wheatley7083 3 года назад +4

      @@sweetfreeze5528 don’t react to that idiot he just wants you to react to it

    • @theaussiegrubb6706
      @theaussiegrubb6706 3 года назад +2

      just incase you were curious that vid is by Fairbairn Films. they do alot of skits like it

    • @Mark-oz7vp
      @Mark-oz7vp 3 года назад +1

      I only need to hurt a stuffed animal and I react exactly like that.

  • @shermanleong2636
    @shermanleong2636 3 года назад +538

    4:07
    Guy: “I’m suing you, stop the ride right now.”
    Roller Coaster Operator: ₙₒ

    • @ClickItYT
      @ClickItYT 3 года назад +8

      I can't imagine someone saying that somewhere else than the US. :}

    • @kiwipaws1626
      @kiwipaws1626 3 года назад +10

      Lmao a few years ago in six flags me and my family went ahead to ride for the first time MR.Freeze , I never knew it went backwards and the platform goes down, but god once I got inside the chair I felt the most intense fear and yelled that I was scared and wanted to get out , the damn operator said “ IMMA COUNT DOWN TO 3 , LOL NAH “ and started the ride immediately, I never been so betrayed ;~;

    • @ClickItYT
      @ClickItYT 3 года назад +3

      @@kiwipaws1626 At least you didn't sue him.

    • @waddletea5866
      @waddletea5866 3 года назад +3

      12:43 14:45 I laughed at lol

    • @readingdino711
      @readingdino711 3 года назад +1

      @@ClickItYT Maybe like a really german Allman would do it too.

  • @Rachel-pb6bn
    @Rachel-pb6bn 2 года назад +50

    I got a tumblr notification right as Sean said that no one uses it anymore. Twas perfect timing

  • @lynnismad6747
    @lynnismad6747 3 года назад +774

    Let’s take a moment appreciate the man in the first video and his singing

    • @elizabethweigle6146
      @elizabethweigle6146 3 года назад +5

      Good thing this wasn’t a try not to laugh challenge bc I failed so hard on this one😂 but yes he has a really good voice

    • @noodlethedoodle6174
      @noodlethedoodle6174 3 года назад +7

      and his doggos

    • @s_mai8970
      @s_mai8970 3 года назад +5

      IKR, his singing was too good 😭

    • @conxues500
      @conxues500 3 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @kcabra95
    @kcabra95 3 года назад +999

    I like how the husky owner said “no sea chillón”, which means “don’t be a crybaby” in spanish, right before the epic scream happens

  • @aliciamaravilla930
    @aliciamaravilla930 3 года назад +2260

    Will: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Jack: yep that’s about everyone’s reaction when they see this

  • @THEMuzan-l5m
    @THEMuzan-l5m Год назад +26

    "Dude is hittening ma- hittening.."
    "I GIVE UP ON ENGLISH!! "

  • @nathanielclaycamp9796
    @nathanielclaycamp9796 3 года назад +403

    I told my grandma I was going to go watch jacksepitceye and she said "If that makes you happy" She's so sweet

  • @Septic-Hearts
    @Septic-Hearts 3 года назад +689

    The best perfectly cut screams are when an ad pops up in the middle of a Jacksepticeye video.

    • @potatoeyboi
      @potatoeyboi 3 года назад +10

      Kids are screaming and then they give us insurance advertisements, couldn’t be any better

    • @NyoomMonster
      @NyoomMonster 3 года назад +4

      EVERY. SINGLE. AD. INTERRUPTED. SOMETHING. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *mobile game ad plays*

    • @NyoomMonster
      @NyoomMonster 3 года назад +1

      @Yes Ha I don't trust u..

    • @julian009
      @julian009 3 года назад

      I've got a hack for you. Just slide the video tracker all the way to the end of the video and press replay. No more ads

    • @NyoomMonster
      @NyoomMonster 3 года назад

      @@julian009 :o

  • @nvummi
    @nvummi 3 года назад +450

    Man, if this RUclips thing doesn't really work out anymore in the future, I hope he really gets into voice acting. He's mad fucking good at it

    • @gori272
      @gori272 3 года назад +14

      A new Sonic the Hedgehog show will be airing on netflix either this year or next year, I wonder if Irish the Hedgehog (voiced by spedicey) will have a cameo there

    • @Nickulator
      @Nickulator 3 года назад +13

      For real though. It was one of the main reasons I always saw his playthrough of games like Undertale and Night in the Woods. His range is Incredible and so is his timing, delivery and of course he's funny as well.

    • @anzaca1
      @anzaca1 3 года назад +4

      @@gori272 He's in that one movie with Ryan Reynolds. Called "Guy", or something.

    • @Byrdamus
      @Byrdamus 3 года назад

      @@anzaca1 is it Ryan Reynolds or Seán that’s named guy

    • @super_3410
      @super_3410 3 года назад

      @@Byrdamus I think it’s what the movie is called.

  • @BRAWLF2P
    @BRAWLF2P 11 месяцев назад +6

    "Dude is Hittening.....I GIVE UP ON ENGLISH!!!!!" That got me laughing out loud😂😂😂

  • @Caitlin_Mitchell
    @Caitlin_Mitchell 3 года назад +578

    HEEEEY! So when a dog accidentally hurts another dog when they are playing, and the dog yelps, the other dog immediately begins loving on them, licking them etc. as an apology. If you get on their level and are really gentle with them after you accidentally hurt them, they will know that you didn't mean it :D Gently pet/rub their head and speak quietly to them.

    • @Gemini-Lion
      @Gemini-Lion 3 года назад +6

      That is good to know..

    • @elightorange
      @elightorange 3 года назад +2

      Thank you

    • @mokisaur
      @mokisaur 3 года назад +17

      Somewhat the same for cats! They don't get as affectionate, but they calm down and get cautious when play goes too far. If you accidentally step on your cats tail or paw giving them a calm reassurance is all the comfort they need :) Cats and dogs have pretty high emotional intelligence!

    • @TariotFrog
      @TariotFrog 3 года назад +7

      THANK GOD, I ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED ON MY DOGS PAW AND HE YELPS AND I PANICKED AND CRIED. my mom was playing with our dog once and he got hurt. She ended up buying him a bed

    • @luminaryupriseslowed
      @luminaryupriseslowed 3 года назад +2

      Dang and I’ve just been naturally doing that without knowing that happens-

  • @ChickChickChirp
    @ChickChickChirp 3 года назад +721

    Imagine Jack as a dad tho
    That would be a loud child
    They would both be screaming just to make each other laugh

    • @Poltard
      @Poltard 3 года назад +10

      That joke isn’t funny

    • @Poltard
      @Poltard 3 года назад +11

      Have a horrible day

    • @seudcube
      @seudcube 3 года назад +5

      @Savetion II dudes that's not funny

    • @Poltard
      @Poltard 3 года назад +4

      Why apologize why don’t we just kick the soul out of savetion man.

    • @Somechick-v2g
      @Somechick-v2g 3 года назад +6

      @Savetion II did you get..anything out of that?

  • @witchisasimp6223
    @witchisasimp6223 3 года назад +726

    Jack: *tries to trick us with a fake pause*
    *me watching on mobile* : “I dont gave such weaknesses”

  • @briannarichardson9511
    @briannarichardson9511 2 года назад +18

    6:19
    This kid is the only reason I watch this particular video so many times

  • @deargawd
    @deargawd 3 года назад +376

    ITS SCREAM TIME
    ITS SCREAM TIME
    GATHER NEW VOCAL CORDS ITS
    SCREAM TIME
    ITS SCREAM TIME
    ITS SCREAM TIME
    THE ONLY CURE FOR AAA-

    • @twinmindedsanity9749
      @twinmindedsanity9749 3 года назад +7

      I applaud to your creativity

    • @deargawd
      @deargawd 3 года назад +5

      @@twinmindedsanity9749 thank you I do this all the AAAA-

    • @mewxtherealitygod4706
      @mewxtherealitygod4706 3 года назад +2

      @@deargawd AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @Failure_Ink
      @Failure_Ink 3 года назад +1

      @@mewxtherealitygod4706 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @snowflake_18
      @snowflake_18 3 года назад +1

      Damn, good one bro

  • @Cr1TiKaL_Enjoyer
    @Cr1TiKaL_Enjoyer 3 года назад +164

    "its scream time, its scream time, gather all your friends, its scream time, its scream, the only cure for happiness"

    • @maggiedrain6465
      @maggiedrain6465 3 года назад +8

      Correction: The only cure for silence
      Hehe

    • @username-qi9vn
      @username-qi9vn 3 года назад

      then he should do a cut out scream at the end

  • @potatopotato8526
    @potatopotato8526 3 года назад +842

    As a husky owner I can confirm. *they really scream all the time*

  • @dayshawndaves6277
    @dayshawndaves6277 2 года назад +43

    We love you Jack and we love what you do on this wonderful platform and what you have created.

  • @evakazoo
    @evakazoo 3 года назад +613

    There’s like thirty seconds of Wilbur Soot on screen and the whole fandom’s gonna show up

    • @hellodolly7301
      @hellodolly7301 3 года назад +7

      Huh, *where*

    • @evakazoo
      @evakazoo 3 года назад +10

      @@hellodolly7301 10:41 Tennis ball thrown against the wall

    • @hellodolly7301
      @hellodolly7301 3 года назад +19

      @@evakazoo Ohh
      I must've been more blind than Gogy not to notice that--
      /j

    • @griefsheaf2306
      @griefsheaf2306 3 года назад +17

      Well... I can't say shit since I'm one of em' but damn.

    • @itsinugami
      @itsinugami 3 года назад +16

      His fandom is wild, I dig Wilbur's videos and he seems like a chill dude but his fanbase is kinda wack.

  • @julianmitchell-israel4887
    @julianmitchell-israel4887 3 года назад +342

    Jack: What's he the CEO of?
    Me: Humor, Jackaboy. That's Brennan Lee Mulligan, the CEO of comedy.

    • @arboriacollective1616
      @arboriacollective1616 3 года назад +4

      LMAO YES I was hoping someone had commented this

    • @G30R6E93
      @G30R6E93 3 года назад +4

      In the wise words of said CEO: HELL YEAH!

  • @bingus0838
    @bingus0838 3 года назад +184

    Guy: crying about ice cream
    Jack: that more like perfectly cut crying thats not funny
    Baby 2 clips later: *starts crying*
    Jack (laughing while saying) awwwww
    Baby: *gets thumbnail*

  • @The1stBeanCouncilMember
    @The1stBeanCouncilMember 9 месяцев назад +6

    Doofenschmirtz unlocked a new ability: *_The Finger of God_*

  • @ULTRA-cr1lr
    @ULTRA-cr1lr 3 года назад +522

    One day I met a wise man, he gave this life advice: “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH”. Now I’m a better man.

    • @yendigo
      @yendigo 3 года назад +4

      That song guy, old man with da hat

    • @M4ngoMutiny
      @M4ngoMutiny 3 года назад +2

      Was it the kid that broke his head on that rock

    • @dandallman8056
      @dandallman8056 3 года назад +1

      @@yendigo 11:30

    • @geekonstreek3489
      @geekonstreek3489 3 года назад

      Never seen more truthful passages in my life...

  • @DJ_Pyrodox
    @DJ_Pyrodox 3 года назад +176

    Jack: *sees child in pain*
    Also Jack: *Laughs uncontrollably*

  • @myladychaos
    @myladychaos 3 года назад +382

    That one lady is a true New Yorker: Hot headed with a deadly case of Grummy. But she's polite enough to pull up her mask over her nose

    • @ninjabunny101
      @ninjabunny101 3 года назад +22

      as a new yorker myself i can confirm that this is how all of us act.
      every single one of us.

    • @nayaritsoleil7929
      @nayaritsoleil7929 3 года назад +11

      She turned around so quick to put that dude in his place, and he just had to keep it going 😂

    • @u-thix2436
      @u-thix2436 3 года назад +1

      I want to know who he is so badly

  • @HollyClementine
    @HollyClementine Год назад +8

    Steveo is the personification of letting the intrusive thoughts win lol 16:20

  • @charleygadd
    @charleygadd 3 года назад +392

    I love how Wilbur Soot and Fairbairn Films are in this video

    • @chaseywoot
      @chaseywoot 3 года назад +14

      Wilby

    • @mitty9109
      @mitty9109 3 года назад +5

      Fairbairn films are amazing

    • @leodavis4242
      @leodavis4242 3 года назад +4

      Where was Wilbur? I didn't see him in here

    • @beartart
      @beartart 3 года назад +5

      @@leodavis4242 10:41 lol

    • @emii4733
      @emii4733 3 года назад +3

      We love to see it!

  • @beenos4019
    @beenos4019 3 года назад +320

    Jack attempting to make us think the video is paused
    Me who's on a phone: no I don't I will

    • @karl393
      @karl393 3 года назад +10

      i was on my pc lol got baited

    • @LeafyDex
      @LeafyDex 3 года назад +7

      Dont got a computer cant get got

    • @confusedelixer8900
      @confusedelixer8900 3 года назад +2

      I was watching on TV so bruh

    • @anthonyvernon2471
      @anthonyvernon2471 3 года назад +2

      he got me with it lmao

    • @Kai-iy3kk
      @Kai-iy3kk 3 года назад

      Lol I was folding clothes

  • @potatoman7864
    @potatoman7864 3 года назад +620

    Jacksepticeye: uploads another perfectly cut screams
    Everyone: A blessing from the lord

    • @user-bz9vb7gf9m
      @user-bz9vb7gf9m 3 года назад +2

      *OH JUST GIVE ME HATE!!*
      MY PLAN IS TO BE THE MOST HATED RUclipsR IN HISTORY 🎥🎥🎥🤬🤬

    • @user-bz9vb7gf9m
      @user-bz9vb7gf9m 3 года назад +2

      *OH JUST GIVE ME HATE!!*
      MY PLAN IS TO BE THE MOST HATED RUclipsR IN HISTORY 🎥🎥🎥🤬🤬

    • @DrunkCillBlinton
      @DrunkCillBlinton 3 года назад +1

      Hi sir I'm making memes, could you check me?

    • @ناصرالحربي-د5ظ
      @ناصرالحربي-د5ظ 3 года назад +5

      @@DrunkCillBlinton no

    • @Six3r721
      @Six3r721 3 года назад +8

      How did you manage to attract every single bot ever

  • @deepmind5318
    @deepmind5318 2 года назад +6

    "dang, how did that come out of my throat?"
    That's what he said.

  • @Cee944
    @Cee944 3 года назад +467

    "Can't I just drink one glass of water at the end of the day when I'm dehydrated?" SOMEONE GETS IT.

  • @attackhelicopter3459
    @attackhelicopter3459 3 года назад +270

    “You look like a busted can of biscuits”
    Baby: and I took that personally

    • @A_swarm_of_bees_
      @A_swarm_of_bees_ 3 года назад +1

      9:37 what do you think of this ?

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 3 года назад

      For some reason, the way he said that cracks me up so hard...

  • @pink.berrrries
    @pink.berrrries 3 года назад +356

    “I GIVE UP ON ENGLI-“ was perfectly cut as well

  • @mariaboulerisse6022
    @mariaboulerisse6022 2 года назад +13

    11:47 “how babies are born” HAS ME 😭

  • @hardthrobbingburrito9371
    @hardthrobbingburrito9371 3 года назад +568

    Are we gonna talk about how he laughs his ass off at kids getting hurt but the second he sees a dog get hurt he’s like “oh no 🥺” lmao

    • @thebiggestthickestbean5232
      @thebiggestthickestbean5232 3 года назад +65

      Everyone knows dogs are more important than children

    • @hardthrobbingburrito9371
      @hardthrobbingburrito9371 3 года назад +10

      @@thebiggestthickestbean5232 good point

    • @rbridget24
      @rbridget24 3 года назад +22

      Kids get hurt: funny as hell
      Dogs getting hurt: that’s just cruel and sad
      Thats just how it is and I’m ok with that 😅😅

    • @sidwarner1166
      @sidwarner1166 3 года назад +1

      @@thebiggestthickestbean5232 why didn't your parents think that

    • @thebiggestthickestbean5232
      @thebiggestthickestbean5232 3 года назад +9

      @@sidwarner1166 I’m a dog

  • @sunnybumblebear8873
    @sunnybumblebear8873 3 года назад +383

    “Poor Wilbur” I paused. I never associated Jack and Wilbur with each other. In my brain, they just, exist separately.

    • @nexdubius5290
      @nexdubius5290 3 года назад +6

      Same😂😔

    • @l.a._.pineapple722
      @l.a._.pineapple722 3 года назад +54

      It’s so weird some youtubers to me just live in completely different worlds if they don’t interact or do the same things as each other- and when they interact it’s like one of those crossover episodes-

    • @shigeosmilk
      @shigeosmilk 3 года назад +8

      They’ve played among us together I think
      Maybe
      Dunno
      Probably

    • @arisoares6935
      @arisoares6935 3 года назад +1

      I was so sad when he didnt say anything about him

    • @violaf5606
      @violaf5606 3 года назад +2

      I mean I'm pretty sure they've met each other before, there's a photo of them somewhere I've seen

  • @otto5639
    @otto5639 3 года назад +409

    The Tennis Ball clip wasnt even the entire ending, it ends with "Cancer rates are on the rise, but our always low prices aren't. Wal-Mart."

  • @japbstudios
    @japbstudios 2 года назад +26

    11:05
    We gonna get a "Pigeon! NOOOOOOO!!!" Wilbur reaction also?

  • @anubis63000jd
    @anubis63000jd 3 года назад +353

    Doofen is just a good guy. Like... he's a villain with an excellent moral compass. It's neat. Don't really need to know more.

  • @Dinomatrix21
    @Dinomatrix21 3 года назад +519

    Lily has *learned* to be afraid of Michael's inventions.

    • @mobpsychofan100
      @mobpsychofan100 3 года назад +6

      oh she should

    • @skedizzle
      @skedizzle 3 года назад +4

      I'm getting flashbacks to the surgery robot...

    • @Sanicsonic-vu2tw
      @Sanicsonic-vu2tw 3 года назад +1

      Love the part were the dog get tazed I find it humerus 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😅😂😅😂😆😂😂😆🤣😆😂

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 3 года назад

      @@skedizzle yeah she probably got legit PTSD from that like holy shit

    • @aidenr3310
      @aidenr3310 3 года назад

      Kinda like the purple square with the _other_ Michael

  • @ZodiacCSin
    @ZodiacCSin 3 года назад +460

    "I'm sorry little one, but you've said your last ohiyo"
    Meme man: *proceeds to throw little one into furnace*.

    • @AnAnonymousAuditor
      @AnAnonymousAuditor 3 года назад +14

      "You have ohi-ed your last yo."

    • @anoja31
      @anoja31 3 года назад +3

      thanos energy

    • @ahzzzz687
      @ahzzzz687 3 года назад

      @Yes Ha no that isn't Mr Beast 5 is his new channel

    • @Bob13454
      @Bob13454 3 года назад

      That was fucking hilarious

    • @sircumfrence_0
      @sircumfrence_0 3 года назад

      Ohio doesn’t exist

  • @Liu_Xiu
    @Liu_Xiu 2 года назад +9

    12:14 and there is a version where there is this guy who’s bald and has no hand, it’s so hilarious 😂😂

  • @DadVR
    @DadVR 3 года назад +821

    Child: gets really hurt*
    Jack: *HAHAHA*
    Dog: *gets zapped by electric net
    Jack: nooo… *:(*

    • @youknowwhoitis.itsmyname4746
      @youknowwhoitis.itsmyname4746 3 года назад +10

      You don’t have your priorities straight then

    • @ambertoennies2353
      @ambertoennies2353 3 года назад +41

      Literally same tho. We don't hurt the doggos.
      But it's funny when kids bonk into shit.

    • @ambertoennies2353
      @ambertoennies2353 3 года назад +13

      @frost nah not really. I grew up with a very unbiased mom. She told us all the time "this is why animals eat their young" and "dogs just learn faster than children"
      Dogs are loyal, a kid will give me up for a game and a Swiss roll.
      I have 3 small humans, dogs are so much easier and by far more innocent than the gremlins we birth.

    • @jagerm.7430
      @jagerm.7430 3 года назад +4

      @@ambertoennies2353 My SIBLINGS would give me up for less.

    • @ambertoennies2353
      @ambertoennies2353 3 года назад +2

      @@jagerm.7430 fck dude I feel sorry for you man. 😩

  • @Lia-oz6sv
    @Lia-oz6sv 3 года назад +358

    Jack saying he hopes he never sees a child fall irl got me. Happened at the mall, I was walking with a friend and saw a little girl fall over, and the reactions were very different. He starts laughing his ass off, and my babysitter instincts went off so I ran over to help her up. Two kinds of people.

    • @mehpainter
      @mehpainter 3 года назад +25

      I’d be laughing my ass off _and_ going over help

    • @maleighlovesbroadway
      @maleighlovesbroadway 3 года назад +2

      I'm just like you. I can't stand when kids get hurt all I think is "are they ok" lol

    • @maddoxio
      @maddoxio 3 года назад +7

      @@maleighlovesbroadway I think a lot of kids, especially toddlers, will fall and barely recognize they got hurt, but since a lot of people seem worried they freak out. Happened to my sister, she'd only start crying when we were worried. Otherwise, she'd laugh with us

    • @spleens4200
      @spleens4200 3 года назад +4

      @@maddoxio thus why I only ask if my three year old brother is ok! All he does is nod lol

    • @guitarplayer1495
      @guitarplayer1495 3 года назад

      I am different, what the hell is a mall?

  • @helloitseko827
    @helloitseko827 3 года назад +508

    Kid: helps me forget about my cancer
    Wilbur: NOO-
    Jack: yep

    • @Cally_bbykid
      @Cally_bbykid 3 года назад +38

      PIGEONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
      *NOOOOOOOOOOOO-*

    • @anag9710
      @anag9710 3 года назад +12

      The crossover we never knew we needed

    • @uwu9530
      @uwu9530 3 года назад +4

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT GREEEEN BOYYYYYY!!!!!

    • @Crows_forever
      @Crows_forever 3 года назад +1

      IM GAY FOR THE EGG

  • @bloodblade58
    @bloodblade58 2 года назад +14

    4:49 is the worst kind of pain especially when changing brake pads.

  • @mr.gandersson2835
    @mr.gandersson2835 3 года назад +351

    The KSI one actually got me... like the thing Jack did immediatly afterwards i legit thought my pc froze

    • @jenreii
      @jenreii 3 года назад +6

      double got me because my comp has been doing that recently

    • @zeldourious
      @zeldourious 3 года назад +3

      s a m e -

    • @kolehoward3314
      @kolehoward3314 3 года назад +2

      same

    • @miradreamer6274
      @miradreamer6274 3 года назад +5

      I’m on mobile lol

    • @no-qm6op
      @no-qm6op 3 года назад +2

      Jokss on you im on mobile >:D

  • @anakinskywalker7707
    @anakinskywalker7707 3 года назад +586

    Baby: enjoying life
    Random guy: “You look like a busted can of biscuits”
    Baby: ☹️

    • @Novastrous
      @Novastrous 3 года назад +13

      Aww that was so sad🥺

    • @Spoogk
      @Spoogk 3 года назад +8

      @@Novastrous you spelt funny wrong

    • @matthewbates9629
      @matthewbates9629 3 года назад +4

      Baby
      Man you look like a busted can of biscuits
      Baby:🥺😭 still funny tho

    • @Randomperc
      @Randomperc 3 года назад +2

      Not a guy but _/🙃\_

    • @xxLucienn
      @xxLucienn 3 года назад +1

      Not the younglings

  • @purrfect6351
    @purrfect6351 3 года назад +310

    I was watching this on the toilet and my partner thought it was me screaming and came bursting in to see what sort of ungodly bowel movement I was having.

    • @meganbattles302
      @meganbattles302 3 года назад +40

      You have a very loving partner

    • @ky-aj-m
      @ky-aj-m 3 года назад +28

      True love

    • @uh4055
      @uh4055 3 года назад +13

      True love indeed

    • @aimrurt5980
      @aimrurt5980 3 года назад +9

      I can imagine being your partner, just relaxing in your room, listening to music when all of a sudden from the bathroom *_AAAAAAA_*

    • @isaiahwatson9914
      @isaiahwatson9914 3 года назад +1

      B r u h

  • @Pink-Computer
    @Pink-Computer Год назад +5

    Wilbur screaming "NOOOO" is literally so iconic that first time I saw it, I didn't even know who he was. proud to say I know who he is now 🤣

  • @gracelemmon7808
    @gracelemmon7808 3 года назад +106

    As someone who’s been subjected to a pretentious spoken word performance for a speech assignment in a college philosophy course, “you, me, gas station” hits differently.

  • @melaniepellens1152
    @melaniepellens1152 3 года назад +123

    Can we just appreciate how good Sean is in voice acting.

  • @colinbell2983
    @colinbell2983 3 года назад +149

    "I give up on english"
    Petition for Sean to speak Irish for the entirity of a (decently lengthed) video

    • @ZacK00.-
      @ZacK00.- 3 года назад

      No.

    • @dracodistortion9447
      @dracodistortion9447 3 года назад

      SEOOOOO

    • @ZacK00.-
      @ZacK00.- 3 года назад

      @Savetion III You hella late but ok weirdo

    • @69SUGOI
      @69SUGOI 3 года назад

      well tho tbh he only knows a few phrases i think

    • @ocean9577
      @ocean9577 3 года назад +1

      he probably isn’t fluent.... it’s a dying language here and only a very small handful of people are able to speak the language for longer than a couple sentences.

  • @FellaIsntFine
    @FellaIsntFine 2 года назад +10

    I was having a really bad day, and it only got worse when I got home. But you're making me smile and laugh even though my eyes are red and puffy. Thank you

  • @queenaunt4531
    @queenaunt4531 3 года назад +813

    Jacksepticeye, Brenndan Lee Mulligan, KSI, AND Wilbur Soot in one video?! This is too powerful.

  • @biggieboy3570
    @biggieboy3570 3 года назад +235

    If Jack was a font he'd be papyrus double spaced bolded and every other word is in all capital letters for no reason

    • @KingSnorlax21
      @KingSnorlax21 3 года назад +16

      @Savetion III It isn't funny, it's sad that he passed

    • @lorip3561
      @lorip3561 3 года назад +13

      @@KingSnorlax21 I agree. Just remember to report everyone who does it

    • @StygianIkazuchi
      @StygianIkazuchi 3 года назад +16

      @Savetion III at least his father loved him, unlike yours, you pathetic child.

    • @13BloodyDragons
      @13BloodyDragons 3 года назад +7

      oh if only Papyrus bolded, lol

    • @amranium
      @amranium 3 года назад +13

      1) who the shit is making jokes about people who have passed, that's not even remotely funny
      2) nah he'd be that permanent marker font

  • @RenegadesReact
    @RenegadesReact 3 года назад +1451

    5:25 Jack is Corpse! CONFIRMED!

  • @HonestNotModest80085
    @HonestNotModest80085 2 года назад +1

    12:43 This dude just said the plot of every show that goes on for 10 seasons or more.

  • @fallen9746
    @fallen9746 3 года назад +239

    Child: Gets pepper sprayed
    Jack: uncontrollable laughter

  • @HoodieHorizon
    @HoodieHorizon 3 года назад +966

    "remember when tumblr was really popular? and now no one uses it anymore." Yes, let the internet believe we are dead. Please. We need to keep that site completely unmarketable

    • @PyroGothNerd
      @PyroGothNerd 3 года назад +107

      We can't let the Twitter people come back

    • @notinghere2190
      @notinghere2190 3 года назад +12

      @@PyroGothNerd Those fucking degenerates should face the firing squad.

    • @robertcortez4956
      @robertcortez4956 3 года назад +22

      Literally the reason why I got tumblr was for the porn and they deleted it all. Now I don’t even open it.

    • @calci2679
      @calci2679 3 года назад +1

      Tumblr is still a horrid cesspit, as is Twitter

    • @catherineperry5099
      @catherineperry5099 3 года назад +6

      @@calci2679 but it's my cesspit

  • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
    @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 3 года назад +115

    Can we just say, dude in the first video nailed " Bohemian Rhapsody."

  • @farogarza9925
    @farogarza9925 2 года назад +5

    Jacksepticeye - *runs his hand through his hair*
    Me - OH NO HE'S HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

  • @LuciferVonMorningstar
    @LuciferVonMorningstar 3 года назад +371

    The other day my dog and I were working on changing sides while walking for his training and he missteped and I didn’t notice so I accidentally stepped on him and I just sat on the floor crying while hugging him and he just sat there and wagged his tail happily and I still feel bad.

    • @LuciferVonMorningstar
      @LuciferVonMorningstar 3 года назад

      @Shadow Samurai I swear I didn’t mean to, he is such a good boyo 🥲🥲

  • @k1noryx121
    @k1noryx121 3 года назад +277

    Jack: Her screams are the best
    Me: that's kinda concerning

    • @StomeAura
      @StomeAura 3 года назад +8

      Oh, I hear it now.

  • @OliveSasquatch
    @OliveSasquatch 2 месяца назад +1

    12:06 you have no idea how hard it is to not laugh at an ice rink

  • @fquinones78
    @fquinones78 3 года назад +287

    “YEAAAA BLIND THAT CHILD!!”
    -Jack 2021

    • @fquinones78
      @fquinones78 3 года назад +2

      “Dude is hittening- hittening...
      I GIVE UP ON ENGLIII-“
      -Seán 2021

    • @frances06
      @frances06 3 года назад

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @StarmanSolar
    @StarmanSolar 3 года назад +288

    Nobody: *complete silence*
    *a child falls down*
    Seán: *snorts*

  • @JoyOfCreativeService
    @JoyOfCreativeService 3 года назад +741

    When you accidentally step _really hard_ on your cat's tail and they don't want to interact with you for three hours because their tail still needs licking but you're just like "baby kitty please just let me pet you I'm so sorry I love you Chloe" but she's just still licking her tail gently

    • @littletoyinstrument
      @littletoyinstrument 3 года назад +23

      every ime i even accidentally knock my cat with my foot i feel like im gonna cry even if theyre over it in 5 seconds

    • @randomperson3601
      @randomperson3601 3 года назад +17

      So...sounds like that happened at the time you posted this comment, Norah...is your cat a happy boi now?

    • @dem0nic738
      @dem0nic738 3 года назад +14

      When you pick up your cat and he starts meowing a lot and he gets mad at you and you like "Spencer c'mon man I'm sorry"
      And he is like
      *Claws*

    • @julianplayzgames
      @julianplayzgames 3 года назад +8

      Is kitty okay?

    • @strawburryloves
      @strawburryloves 3 года назад +6

      my cat is more like a dog, when i step on her tail she forgets about it immediately and keeps walking next to me

  • @InfiniteStatic-s7f
    @InfiniteStatic-s7f 2 месяца назад +2

    6:11 those sweat marks got me wheezin 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @antiseptxc1501
    @antiseptxc1501 3 года назад +167

    8:08 Jack: “I GIVE UP ON ENGLISH!!” I felt that

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 3 года назад +644

    Steve-O, holding a bottle of hotsauce to his eye: "I'm gonna do it"
    Literally everyone: "Steve-O please you don't have to do this anymore! We all love you! It's not worth it!"

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 3 года назад +18

      The worst part of it is, that whole "hot sauce in the eyes" thing is not even close to the most painful thing that ever happened to him. Still though, y u do dis stevo?

    • @Deadnautica
      @Deadnautica 3 года назад +4

      Then stevo dors it its like he eamts to kill himdelf

    • @beetom3636
      @beetom3636 3 года назад +8

      @@Deadnautica you...you having a stroke or something?

    • @hushtheseus
      @hushtheseus 3 года назад +4

      @@Deadnautica are you ok there

    • @tuxdraws8004
      @tuxdraws8004 3 года назад +4

      @@Deadnautica man stroked out call 911

  • @jackmeyers7805
    @jackmeyers7805 3 года назад +586

    My respect for Doofenshmirtz grows with every new clip I see of him.

    • @infinityalbi9840
      @infinityalbi9840 Год назад +6

      Both of his parents weren't there for his birth so obviously he'd want the best for his daughter.

  • @Soovem
    @Soovem Год назад +1

    12:28 don’t worry Jack, you got at all times

  • @jadawellman1562
    @jadawellman1562 3 года назад +53

    15:09 “literally forgotten what’s happened” ONE OF THE BEST PARTS OF THE WHOLE VIDEO