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I love it how that “juiced-up” bot was trying to ask for a burrito as Mark was just throwing everything in the store at his face
just say drunk🥴
@@randomizedchannel5302 no
Just like in real life
Throwing stuff at drunk people is funny
Kakyoin?
Shit I’ve been noticed
Robot:You can keep the change kind human
Markiplier:What. Fuck off I don't need your charity
Toby Hughes
Toby Hughes Simpsons reference
Grill: caution hot
Mark: *immediately submerges hands in bars*
spooky randomness he burnt his hand twice
If it says caution hot mark will most definitely put his face on it or hands in it😂
ayyy I'm your 100th like-
"submerges" XD
Actually, popsicles do go bad, they get all gooey and slimey after a while, it's really gross
Sad old lady robot: “Well I guess I won’t be getting my upgrades today”
Mark: *throws coin at her*
@dioakolo umm fake markiplier
crew memebers: votes markiplier
mark was a fake
ROBOT:I would like a meat cylinder please
MARK:what
when the robot said that I was thinking she wanted the d
(Hotdog) I'm right here you dipshit human
anthony Martinez the d as in dog
😏 she wants the dog
Me: a penis?
Grill says "Caution hot"
Mark immediately touches
GameMagma *burns joyfully*
That would be me.............
WOLFZX_ H20 mood mmmppllp
Pmmo mom
Sounds like something I would do. 🤣🤣🤣
I love how mark takes every robot'is glasses off and then throws it at them XD
I didn't see this comment until after I commented about the glasses thing xD
Hello I love your popularmmos animations
ZAMination Productions OMG YOUR HERE!!!!!!!!
Just realized you were zamination LOVE YOUR ANIMATIONS
I'd like your comment but you make Minecraft content
mark saying "I'm not real" as a joke back then
mark now: actually really meaning it
i was boutta say that
@@blakeplayz6864 TOO BAD!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHQHQHAHAQAHJAAHAHH
junction
Markiplier is a weirdo
@@jayzev5672 he is but that’s why we love him. We’re all a bunch of weirdos here.
@@jayzev5672 That's a very strange way to say that you're boring.
Robot : “Human uprising of 2027”
Me : *realizes next year is 2020 and that means it’s less than 7 years away*
Oh crap
If it means there will be adorable floating robot friends everywhere that sounds like a year to look foreword to it
Zoe Carpenter oh....oh crap....oh no....
That’s what I was thinking 😳 it’s disturbing really
Zoe Carpenter I’m graduating in 2027
“You could start by cleaning off your counter!”
Mark: *throws everything*
same I did when I played
@@garykplaysgames3855 i had a stroke trying to read your reply
helo tf
"Can I have a meat cylinder?"
"Excuse me!?"
idk that part just killed me 😂😂
Hi Phil eggtree
hey turn on the subtitles and look at 7:03
and 10:55
Ikr! I died laughing at that part
oh just now i noticed the dirty part in it
*Me: laughing so hard whenever Mark just steals people's glasses without saying a n y t h i n g*
I just subscribed to you because ur funny
"Why are you watching this video and eating lucky charms at 5 in the morning?"
"Because its got what plants crave"
Da freak?
the gaming boss Its got what plants crave
potatofoox thanks clearly you know what plants crave too
Yeah electrolytes
Azdaja Pyrope Have you seen Idiocracy?
This was 7 years ago..
oh my god guys it was 7 at the time of writing this. i get its 8 now. thats how time works.
feels like yesterday 😅
Crazy I remember when this was posted like it was yesterday
8 years now…
More like 8…and it was like it was made 4 hours ago
@@Jjjjjjj-d7r this has some SERIOUS '4 hours ago' energy for sure
10:10
"I love electric blue goo, it's got what plants crave!"
*pauses video*
*sits in silence for a good, solid 30 seconds to remember what that's referencing*
"HOLY SHIT MARK HAS SEEN IDIOCRACY!"
+cooldude56g Brawndo.
+cooldude56g you're an idiot *wink*
I did the same thing XD
+cooldude56g From the movie, Idiocracy.
"But why do plants crave it?"
4:19
Mark: Fuck off, I don't need your charity
Had me dying
Same
Yeah, I don't know Mark is so mean in these videos but I fucking love it. His inner pessimism is coming out
Customer bot: "have a lovely day, deary"
Mark: (chucks a ticket at them as they leave) *"EaT A dIcK"*
It's Got What Plants Crave!
-Mark 2016
mark: is that a porn magazine? it's not sexy at all!
F***ing I'm dyin xD OMG IM DED! x3 OK OK IM IM DONE xD
+CrAyAlWaYs 4LiFe heh
Yep. The sodas and the Dapple Sprackles at 12:10
EVERYTIME I look back at this vid
I MUST LAUGH
Hahaha! It's hilarious how the first thing Markaplier does when a customer comes in is reach over the counter and throw their glasses away.
I think he's showing he's dominance as the alpha male by being the only one wearing glasses in the store.
Ikr
+PurpleStorm8 no cuz he didn't pee over them.
+PurpleStorm8 I think it's just yet another example of his impulsivity.
+Isaac Cook natural thing to do
So true XD
"Caution hot"
Mark: **puts his both entire palms in it instantly**
The signs of him being a masochist have been there all along
He's Asian isn't he?
Me: How could you be mean to granny bot? How could you!
Mark :'cause it has what plants crave.
Hahhahahahhahahahahahha
Mark:Shut up
i love marks content ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE
It also is SUPERSIZED
Skyblock923 fuck you
Skyblock923 you did not
@@chrisgeraci1630 CALM down! It's a joke
@@Ruby-ov5rt do what? Make a joke?
Guy: keep the Change
Mark: Fuck off! (Throws coin) :D
+Keira Dineley you're such a dumbass. Learn to read bitch
+Keira Dineley learn to fucking read it's what he said IN VIDEO. Fucking asswhipe
+Raiven Lindsay Fight Club
100th like
***** Love how you point out my comment yet you COMPLETELY ignore the others. Go sit on a pinecone ^^
robot: "Can i also get one of those meat cylinders?
Mark: "WELL, UH? EXCUSE ME?"
Ah yes i would Love a Meat cylinder of the earthling word "Male" the frosting after taste is delicious
@@christianjames3797 That was frosting? I thought is was mayonnaise.
I love watching markiplier because
*"It's got what plants crave!"*
Bruh
Nice
It'S gOt WhAt PlAnTs CrAvE!!!!!!!!
eLEcTroLYTes!
(10:08)
I love how you chunk shit at the robots!
chuck*
+Dj Ozenkoski Wow you're so mature.
+TrollingGuy2000 agreed
i love it how he just eat the food without even opening it or just by eating by mistake xD
+Nathan Wright - Including *money*... ¬_¬ (4:21)
13:40
Mark: Sees a guy
Mark:steals his glasses
Mark:puts on his glasses
Mark:proceds to throw him his own glasses
lol yea
He hit a guy, with glasses
Lol 😂
@@diamondproductions9308 well played :)
@@Get2thecharger0 YOU GOT THE REFERENCE!!! 👍👍👍
10:05
Imagine walking into a convenience store and having to deal with an employee that acts like this.
I'm just focusing on your profile picture. Naegi is such a cinnamon roll
True story. I worked in a convenience store my first year in college. My boss told me on the first day that I was responsible for everything in the register, and that if I was robbed, I'd better not open that safe. I flat-out told her that I was making $7.25 an hour and if someone came in with a gun, I was giving him everything I could get my hands on.
They let me keep the job anyway.
Kay Crewe XD really
Kay Crewe
Lying is a sin
Kay Crewe
Lol😂
Kay Crewe did you get robbed? If not, good fur you.
"so shut about your sad life, IM A STORE CLERK!" -Markiplier
2016
+Derpy Me!3 12
+Derpy Me!3 I have a green moustache necklace, but I'm not wearing it right now
hahahaha
+TheRealZeldaFan some ketup too!!
"how high are you?" no mark, its "hi how are you?"
You made me laughing
**High laughing**
Shredder insert *yo I’m so clapped Animoji thinks ma eyes are closed* guy
Lol u made me cry of laugher lol
NOW JUST HOW MUCH POT DID YOU SMOKE!!
*confused mind blow stare*
Did you get the reference
I can't believe this game was 6 years ago time does go fast
I agree
2020 came by so slowly,, it took slow! 2021 seems like yesterday and im scared 2023 is going to go by faster then I think
2021 didn’t even exist 😭
@paulinasunday6512bot, go to the place you belong, DA Trash
@send me message @markiplier680
you've been selected to piss directly into my mouth. Good money, Mark.
Mark is literally what all store clerks think lol XD
I know right
lol if you see a store clerks mind you see Markiplier
Bubblegum Crybaby uiiiii
True
Bubblegum Cryba
Mark: Have fun... with your diabetes.
Me.
1993-2016.
I died at that part too! XD
Random rainbow kitten
Yes?
JLeafYeti 39
LeafYeti 39
Mark:" I'm just going to eat a burrito and forget all my troubles in another reality".
Me: What are you going to put in that burrito?
Thanos.
An unholy amount of meth.
I want someone to defend me how Mark defends his popsicles
Saaaaaammmeeee!!!!!
16:43
Mark: *drops burrito*
Also Mark: *casually phases through the counter to pick it up*
" I know just the thing for distracting little girls! It's gonna be SUPERSIZE!!"
-Markiplier, 2016
SSSSSSSUUUUUUUPPPPEEERRRSSSIIIZZZEEE!!!! Had to sorry not sorry
If that was taken the wrong way, Mark can go to robot jail.
If that dont sound a little like a pedo i dont what is
heh
I just realized how bad that sounds!😂😂
"ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!" Had me dieing
"I'm not real, I'm fake. My life is a lie!"
FORESHADOWING ACTIVATED.
I don't get it, can you maybe explain?
@@SevPlaysVideoGames no
@@SevPlaysVideoGames Unus Annus?
“oOOoO, that looks-“
*”A C C E P T A B L E.”*
nik Hello, I would like the buy these
C H I P S.
"It'S gOt WhAt PlAnTs CrAvE!"
I read this when he said it.
which time?
Kelli aka The Most Fabulous Person a
Kelli aka The Most Fabulous Person FIRE- MORE SPECIFICALLY THE SUN. SO PLANTS LIKE FIRE =)
O look it's a dog! ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!
Job bot: here comes trouble
Mark screames and puts hands up:
Robber: today's not your lucky day pal
Mark: apparently not
10:00 - 10:36
I love this part of the video!!
*It's got what plants crave!!*
Lmao same
*IT FEELS GOOD WHEN IT TOUCHES MY BRAIN*
The Atomic Waffle I hate to break it to you but I'm eating waffle right now!
@@ariesrenae4163 I hate it t break it to you but I'm eating wolf right now!
@@darkness7885 I hate to break it to you, but I have a flashlight
@@frenchsoldier8485 I hate to break this to you but I broke your flashlight
@@kerrickfininen8124 I hate to break it to you,but you go to Gulag
waiting for the animation of this 😂
+Jayden Campbell Yesssssssssssssss........
Ayy fr
HI MARK!!!
+Jayden Campbell yeah xD
😁😂😂
I love this series! It's got what plants crave!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this an Idiocracy reference?
@@maxm6615 Brondo. It's what plants crave.
@@maxm6615 Possibly, but Mark says it multiple times in this video.
WHEN HE SAID IM JUST GONNA CHUG THIS PINK STUFF CUZ IT FEELS GOOD WHEN IT TOUCHES MY BRAIN HAS ME DYING 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I like how mark takes the glasses off the robots
Ann!e Guthr!e Yeah😂 He's so rude..poor robots :D
Agreed have u seen the old lady
Ann!e Guthr!e boi i like it more when mark eats everything
Adult Bot: Can i have one of those meat cylinders please.
Mark: Excuse me
Mountain Scream, it’s got what plants crave!
1:34
" Everyones a criminal untill proven otherwise!" - Mark, 2016
Bot:"Can I get one of those meat cylinders?Mark: "EXCUSE ME!?" LMAO
I want your meat cylinder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Britton White XD
+Britton White lol
+Britton White WELL OK THEN.
+Jake Marshal HAVE FUNN!!!!!.........With your diabetes............----- Mark 2016 -----
The most hysterical parts were when he took their glasses and switched them out.
the highlight of my day was watching mark repeatedly grab random objects and say "it's what the plants crave!!" to a bunch of robots in attempt to see something😂💕
Jill Goodman I just watched that movie then watched this and I laughed so hard
11:08 the athletic bot sounds like mat pat when he says "energized"
I love that the hot dogs have been burning the entire time
who you passed 1st grade
+Pascal Cat why can't you spell?
Acidic Gamer Dumbass...
So can I just go into a store and just say "give me a quarter to buy something" and actually get something?!? Whoa technology
Yandere Sim?
Mark: *finds deadly fireworks* LOOK VERY DEEPLY INTO THIS TUBE!
Robot costumer who doesn’t know anything about *ahem*: Can I get one of those *meat cylinders?*
Mark (and admittedly me): *ExScUsE mE????*
xD
Same
🎶dirty mind, dirty mind. D-d-d-d-dirty mind🎶
I love the little clips with no gameplay, just mark randomly standing in the room with the headset and the hand thingies just waving around and dancing
I'm definetly not the only one who laughed out loud at 5:37 when he yells "eat a diiiiick!" XD
Philip Galati hears mark say eat a diiiick. laughs and turns down volume
19:43 Robot: I can't go back to jail!
Mark: You were lucky it ran out
17:20
Jobbot: the human uprising of 2027
Me: *6 more years*
4 more years
3
"It's got what plants crave!"
Yes.
Yes.Just YES
I love that movie
Not sure
@@goibniu1911 what movie?
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Idiocracy
Mark- “I know the perfect thing for distracting little girls!”
That’s not creepy at all
Actually, the creepy part about it is how he says "It's gonna be SUPERSIZE!!" Euphemisms. Euphemisms... everywhere.
I agree haha
He meant in an innocent way tho
remember,service with a smile!
Mark:bobebaboop get the fuck out, I'm a STORE CLERK!
I love how he keeps throwing the tickets at his boss. lol
I like how he just throws things at the boss xD
That's what I'll do! xD
( btw like your Haru profile pic)
i love it too
And randomly takes people glasses
+TheBroly Destroyer HaruxRinxpool °_°
XD thats what da games for (probly not)
ITS WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!!!!!
Laughed my ass off when he was eatting all the chips..omfg! XD
*corporate Bot: I need you to reload the stuff on the shelves.Well there you go you know the drill
*Mark:Unplugged Entertainment......is it a P**n mag? its not s*xy at all*
wait thats illegal?
"If it says Mcloughlin I'm gonna be pissed"
Wtf why did this have me crying 😂 LOL
Oh and for those of you who don't get it jacks name is "Sean William Mcloughlin"
hi jack
no its not you don't get the refrence
jack its not that bad man you are my fav
Kaden Enderle who are you talking too?!
10:19 Everytime I open a soda bottle.
So so true
Ikr samee
More like when my brother when he opens McDonalds ranch
Nobody like the comment, leave it as 69.
It's got what plants crave!
I died when Mark just got all up in the kid's grill at 18:28
lol me too
TO CLOSE TO CLOSE TO CLOSE
I cracked up when he said "If this says McLovin' imma be pissed"
*scans chips* here you go *put chips in cash rejester*
Ok
learn to spell-_-
+MarkipIier fat and btw i was really effective this time almost clicked
+MarkipIier so legit wedsite
+Benjamin Pervanic your pic is adorable ^-^
“Here you go” *puts chips in cash register*😂😂😂😂
we just got a new chip reader today
@@taylormendez2301 OMG
RandyBoBandy *puts chips in register gives customer money*
Bot: Can I also get one of those meat cylinders please?
*EXCUSE ME?!?*
What? Oh, a dck
When I played this and heard that I'm like, uh, um... oh (while i was looking at the bot and then at my pants)
I get it
YEAH BRO!
Bot: I FEEL SO ENERJIZED SO ENERGIZED! Mark: YOU DIDINT EVEN TAKE A SIP! Ps STUPID
When you're watching this during the pandemic and just like:
Robots?: Most likely 👌🏼
😂😂😂😂
Same bro
ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!! I dyed every time he said it. 🤣
HAVE PRIDE! AND DON’T HIDE! I love you I want to have time
SHHHOOOOT ITT!!! *shoots angry screaming missiles made of fire* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
HAVE PRIDE! AND DON’T HIDE! Oh. Thats the real reason why your profile pic is rainbow.
Died*
Did you dye your hair?
(Edit: wrong die hhhh)
"iT's GoT wHaT pLaNtS cRaVe!!"
"Adult bot": *Walks up*
Markiplier: Lemmer just take a peak in your chest.
real life pov:
customer: walks in and asks for something
Mark: pull the ticket
Customer: you know i am here
Mark: PULL THE TICKETT
"I dont know what the hell this is, its electric blue goo!! I love electirc blue glue!! Its what plants crave!!
Psych its Ike it's got electrolytes!
Psych its Ike I wasn't the only one who caught it but I was "Not Sure" if I was right
The Diabolik Cosplay 10:04!
OMG LOLOLO
ELECTROLYTES ARE WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!!!!!!!!!
10:07 "Electric Blue goo? I LOVE ELECTRIC BLUE GOO! ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!" You guys are welcome
FaliClt Heitz you just saved me from Clorox bleach cancer
FaliClt Heitz PEOPLE LIKE MOUNTAIN SCREAM ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE
Sweet generic off brand cola! ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE !
Lol good job Mark saying fuck you to the customers!
XD
+MarkipIier can we do smth against this scammer?
+MarkipIier report faler
+MarkipIier MARK!! YU SOUND DIFFERENT REPLY WHY YU DO!!!!
if your the real markiplier how do you have 0 subs?
18:23 he just starts zooming in😂
"if it says Mcloven imma be super pissed" 🤣🤣🤣
"could I get one of those meat cylinders plz?"
mark: excuse me?
I dyed😂
+the chosen one 17 OK... not those kind
+Joshua Gansmann duuuuuuuude
+septiplier away Your profile pic and username are my life right now... are we the same person?
+J Eve (47Rebel) maybe🤔🤔🤔
I felt so bad when the granny came in and didn't win the lottery
same
Awsomeguy 10897 there's a chance she would it happened before
Awsomeguy 10897 no offense but...I didn't 😎
Thug Life
Awsomeguy 10897 yeah and both jack and mark was mean to her but I believe they were playing
That " IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!!" got me dead
I love the Idiocracy reference in this "It's got what plants crave" 😂😂
"Yes this is my first job... HUMANS DON'T WORK!!!" I'm watching this in on my break... at work
Catsrule XD :3 lies
8-Bit The MusicDroid like your life
Yeah lies cuz ur clearly like 5
Ginger Slime bruh not even my sister can type so bruh naw yeah I got some country in me so I can talk like this bruh they not five!
Catsrule XD :3 XD
I started dying when he was tapping on the energy guys head
+Cheyanne Lyons Yas
+Cheyanne Lyons Me too
also when he stared into the soul of that little kid pretending to be an adult
+Nick Rof dood mark once almost comited suicide
Norman Fischer why? he has a lot of people supporting him
Who else was waiting for someone to try and rob the store?
me
me
lol me
me
+Adam Whysong em
14:38 that "wait a minute" was so genuine
I like how he just takes things from other people and throw it
no he doesn't
Robot:I just went jogging can I get something to replenish my electrolytes.
Markiplier:ok... How about... electric blue goo it's got what plants crave!
*Throughs soda at robot.
Markiplier: well no one liked electric blue goo but people like... Mountain scream it's got what plants crave!
*Scans it than slams on counter.
*Squrts out soda
*Watch's for a minute
Markiplier:well how about... Sweet genaric cola it's got what plants crave! Carefully scans it than set's it carefully on the counter.
*Looks at board well s#!t!
chain & triangle sweet generic off brand cola
How the fuck do you not know how to spell throw. Oh wait you could just be an uneducated squeaker little shit, that probably explains it.
Well........ Bye soda
@@darcytheaussie3097 You know, there's something called being polite. I know it's really hard to do for special ones like you, but you have to try, okay buddy?
Meow? Meow. Mate, how bout you fuck off to the shithole you came from and your dumbass name, I'm a fuckin Aussie, considering from your comment, you haven't met an Aussie.
16:46 I swear to god the robot sounds like mark
Oh my god it does
God yeah XD
It actually does
The robot also talks like Mark
OMG it does! :0
Mark: scans chips
Also mark: puts chips in the register