Let me tell you a tale about how Jack scared the absolute _shit_ out of me. I flipped my phone at 1:21 in the video and I waited for rotation lock on my phone to spin my screen but then the video started spinning. I hadn’t realized Jack told a joke and it was part of the video so I started fumbling for my phone because I thought I broke it and my screen was going to be stuck infinitely spinning. Thanks, Jack. Much appreciated.
Last week i played this game on zero gravity and i wanted to catch a corrot, i jumped, tried to grab the carrot and then i punced the lightbulb out of the ceiling
Nerd Cubed made a full video on it where he just kept burning shit, drinking and swearing while bleeping out the swearing and throwing stuff at the customers. It's one of his better videos.
Pan pride here! Well I cant express it well cuz my family is so against lgbtq I can’t come out of the cupboard (because the cupboard is where the pans go heehee) 💖💛💙
R.I.P Jack's Flamingo Shorts 💖 Aug. 3, 2016- Nov. 29, 2017 (I tried my best to find the dates of the first and last appearance of the shorts) (edit): omg over 100 likes im freaking out rn
Yeah, I remember that one but not it’s name.., It made me sad too, but honestly, I don’t think I’d ever forget Jack His character is just too memorable, he’s such a good person, a ‘diamond in the rough’
8 hours late but who cares. Jack or Sean, you have helped me a lot in my life. I have almost hit a year of self harming but watching you makes me stop. I'm trying to get better every small way that helps and your helping a lot. I've watched you for about 7 years now. And I still love you like I did back then. I want to live to meet you one day. That is my life goal. I watched your "Gone In November" gameplay and loved how much you cared about the person. I am normally a person that doesn't think that people care about them but for some reason I think you care about a lot of people. Almost everybody. Your a very caring man that deserves the most in his life. I know you won't see this but I love you and your videos! ❤
He's a great person! Lots of people think he's a dick because of how much he yells but they don't take into account that he gets that angry because cooking food wrong can kill people. It always bothers me when people say they don't like him because he yells
LilMeowMeowSUGAr no no it's not if you've seen how badly people try to cook food on some of his shows like they could actually kill people. Gordon himself has been badly food poisoned lots of times during like Kitchen Nightmares, and has shown actual customers needing an ambulance and stuff. Cooking food wrong is incredibly dangerous and Gordon knows that very well
@Jack O'Sullivan it's a joke about the running joke on Felix's channel about him not having legs (which started because the videos are always waist-up so his legs are rarely seen... or inexistent)
I am so happy that you're finishing these that I can't make myself stop smiling. I was so mad that I didn't realize that this was on here till it was five minutes before I had to get ready for work. The whole work day dragged on and I accidentally said to a person walking by "Top of the mornin'!"
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm What
Let me tell you a tale about how Jack scared the absolute _shit_ out of me. I flipped my phone at 1:21 in the video and I waited for rotation lock on my phone to spin my screen but then the video started spinning. I hadn’t realized Jack told a joke and it was part of the video so I started fumbling for my phone because I thought I broke it and my screen was going to be stuck infinitely spinning. Thanks, Jack. Much appreciated.
Dumbass
why is everyone hella rude?
@@zeroideas3722 they're just wannabe edgelords. just ignore them
IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RN BLESS YOU MARIA
Lol
"Why do I have two right hands? I'll tell ya why, because I have no wrong hands that's why."
*slaps board*
"LAUGH!"
*Laugh*
*L A U G H*
*L A U G H*
😋
👅🛐
Dirt minded
Jack: Imma make a legitimate sandwich
Also Jack: *Creates tower monstrosity*
2 more days!!!!!!!!waking Dead
The 15!!!!!!!!!
@@williammendibles4004 ?
When you say you're on a diet
That’s a perfectly normal sandwich tho.
Bot: C'mon, that's not hot enough. Can't you do something else?
*Throws pepper at the sun*
Xvideo is here but can only take it
T5tyje
Hhjdjo up
Shadow TheFoxWhoArtz Ah, that’s hot
HOT SAUCE
Disney: "Incredibles 2 is the most ambitious comeback in animated film history".
Jack: Hold me whiskey.
Lmao
Incredibles 2 is not a great example for a good comeback lol
1 was great, 2 was okay at best
“I have two right hands because I don’t have wrong hands”😂
Top comment no replys.
XD
@@JLGamer xdxd
We'll cook you up a storm
We'll cook you a birthday cake
We'll cook you a sandwich
We'll cook you.
Lmao!!!!! Yas I officially love you!
Oh shit
@@pupperlove8827your a poop
In Soviet Russia, Food cooks You.
O_O
12:43
"She has to say yes! Or he. Or they!"
I love Jack sm.
@Litleexplorer This is a 2 year old comment.
@@bw50v14and thats a 5 day old comment
@Litleexplorer calm tf down , oh my god
@@bigsmoke960 better than 2 years
I love that Jack’s being inclusive and so pure and wholesome. I know that this comment is 2 years old but I still wanted to add this
Last week i played this game on zero gravity and i wanted to catch a corrot, i jumped, tried to grab the carrot and then i punced the lightbulb out of the ceiling
Lmaoooooo
My life in one 😂👏🏼
*how did you break your light?* "Oh y'know, I was trying to grab a flying carrot."
Oof
pancake man omg lol xD 😂
Man, if I were playing the chef part I'd be going all Gordon Ramsay shouting abuse at the customers 😝
Same, it'd be a lot more fun!
@@darthlily7138 "These eggs, yeah?......... they're too fakkin' raw!"
WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE ?!?!
Nerd Cubed made a full video on it where he just kept burning shit, drinking and swearing while bleeping out the swearing and throwing stuff at the customers.
It's one of his better videos.
@@Sherpiddy In the Bermuda Triangle.
"I need the health inspector to inspect my health"
-Jacksepticeye
They say health inspector is coming over so clean the place up
Jack: *somehow manages to throw orange at grape juice*
oof the memories of when jack first played this
Sh00k sksk One of his best series
The memoriessss
More like MEMEories
You can always go back
**nostalgia comes rushing through my veins**
Snapmare I love your picture XD
Mine to snapmare
and cool name :)
Father?
Agreed
Snapmare my heart has melted
Man I wanted you to make fire extinguisher soup.
You mad genius! Love it.😂😂
@Noah Wattel or just put the fire extinguisher on the plate as a mystery food 😂
Or instead of putting the ring in the sandwich he made it into soup
Delicious
😂😭
Jack: "I'm gonna make a normal sandwich"
Also Jack: *puts everything in the fridge on the sandwich*
Sanmich
Sandvich make me STRONG
It's a ring coming out of the ring.
- Jacksepticeye, 2019
OOOOOOO HINTS NICEE LOL
*RING MULTIPLIES*
@Mars Aguilar It's Jack's sponsorship logo, you pay him a couple bucks a month and you get that.
Lit
Its back!!!! After three years
Don Vito Corleone welcome back, jack hasn't changed a bit so you haven't missed much, but now he doesn't do 2 videos a day
@@b.g.31_58 he was talking about job simulator tho xd
Oh god, how is it already that old..
nykovik lmao my bad
It’s been 84 years...
*is watching jacksepticeye*
*another jacksepticeye video pops up*
oh well that's another 20 minutes I'm staying up tonight
LOL! Imagine if the cycle becomes endless! XD
Are we just going to gloss over the fact that an apple sliced a wine bottle into three perfectly sliced pieces?
We are?
Alright then
Yea we are
Apparently
The only knife you’ll ever need
“Or I’m going to EMOTION them so hard.....”
Nice jack
"Flour, not flowre"
Best spelling I've heard
Nice catch XD
Ok then I’m sorry I took the joke too seriously
That One Dog he was joking dude
That One Dog r/woosh
@@mattduncan264 there's always these kinds of people who cant take a joke, and I call them the whooshers
If only real work was like this place.
Wutaii1 Nostalgia okay that’s it I see you everywhere
I watch a lot of youtube lol
Lol his real work is :p
From which zelda is ur pfp?
Orisit yum noodles~
"Its not f-l-o-w-er, its f-l-o-u-r. It's not f-l-o-w-e-r-y."
Its f-l-o-w-e-y
Undertale reference?
@@rachelbebe2898 Yep
Flowey!
*you're best nightmare intensifies*
Morris creed your*
"She has to say yes then, or he, or they. I don't know what you're into man." That was cute, we love Jackaboy
ikrrr
*gay screeching*
@@fapib8079 MOOD
I'm screaming because so many people are just startin to casual include nonbinary people and I'm loving it
There are 2 genders. I'll wait for the screeching
Jacksepticeye, the only person in the world to make an actual edible sandwich in this game
"Don't become a chef, it's murder." -Jacksepticeye, 2019
Too late xd xd
5:55 ... just casually throws bread at customer whilst saying they smell like cheese.....
And on their birthday to
I just woke up and for some reason I thought you said “..casually strokes beard..”
*note: never disrespect Sean’s cooking.*
RESPECT THE VETS!
Note added
@@ooop367 Yes
Respecc Sean's cooking! (Ends up in hospital. XD)
MikitaMiridoka did you drink the thanos juice? XD
Gordon Ramsay is angry a lot but it's funny
Trippyplayz 451 I was just watching Hell’s Kitchen before this
1:21 Or you could say you have no hands left!😂😂😂
Good one 😂🤣
😂 Punny.
My dude!😜
I honestly hate you so much 😂😂😂
AAAAAAAAY
“She has to say yes,or he or they.. “ ily man !🥰
aboycalled.alexander seeing lgbt support in his videos just makes me happy. 🏳️🌈 i’m ftm trans and seeing support for people is amazing
@@HELLO-zj6ec wth does being bi have to do with anything? and wth do you mean
Eli Thomson yeah I’m trans too and it’s great that people are supportive :)
Pan pride here! Well I cant express it well cuz my family is so against lgbtq I can’t come out of the cupboard (because the cupboard is where the pans go heehee) 💖💛💙
Yeah I got so excited when he said that!! I love seeing a good subtle support of the lgbtq+ community.🏳️🌈
Good thing Jack will be a chef when RUclips ends
Dino The TRex yes. I want jack to do a food channel 😂😂😂
I want him to be that one guy from the show bar rescue
What do you mean youtube is ending
if someone invites me to his restaurant i'll marry that someone on the spot
Bro, youtube is ending. It’s falling apart
That’s how the avengers are going to stop Thanos, with Thanos Juice!
sorry to bother you but if you get a chance could you please listen to my new song? i spent ages working on it
Sha sure
If every job was that easy...
Hi Mike
Ye
Mike Allright U wish
And fun
haAAAAAAAAA
He has no wrong hands. Jack should do a JACKS JOKES series. just him telling jokes!
I am the ultimate RUclips like system
It's bullshit. - Jacksepticeye 2019
*DEMONOTIZED*
@@exclusivelog2898 Was just gonna comment that
And means nothing.
Might wanna add that.
He straightup got demonetised for this video, or I have no ads anyway😂
The "Mystery Meat" is a Hot Pocket. And the bugs on the floor, put them in the microwave, you will find out what happens later.
What happens?
@@archerwarren4984 they get larger and more crunchy
@@lunapawspurr8016 spoilers
11:52 they're only little robots Jack! Don't do shimmyshammy with them!
That made me OVERJOYED
........................,...,,l.,
Oh my....
General Hellobi iii
General Hellobi sup 9 year old!
"I EMOTION you."
I love your name 😍♥️♥️
@@booga9584 you *emotion* the name
“I would love to LEGALLY BIND RELATIONSHIP you.”
God this is weird
i emotion bad sad feelings
'cause im depressed
Me: sees job sim vid *checks when it was published*
TODAY!?!?!?!?!?!?
*insert kowalski analysis dead meme here*
Gabe Cochrane sAME
YOU WANT A FUCKING SANDWICH??? THATS IMMMPOOOSSSIIIBBLLLEEE BUT YOU KNOW THD DRILL, SPEEEEEEEEEEEEED IS KKEEEEEEYYYYY
Wut the fuck? That’s what I did
That execly what i did XD
Kowalski
StAtUs RePoRt
Jack finally retires from RUclips...
2 weeks later... Sean’s restaurant is open for business!
Antruler Productions one week later... Sean’s restaurant burns down
CornusXBL Sean afterwards “well I guess I have to go back to youtube”
Next day
*thousands or deaths have happened at a new restaurant. It has been reported sean has been putting bleach in the food*
Mmm. Can't wait to try out Jack's Fried Eggshells with Bug Juice!
2 days later
HUNDREDS DEAD FROM FOOD POISONING
I literally opened and restarted the job simulator playlist and like 3 min into the first video you post this....SPY
I want to like this but this had 69 likes
I dont want to ruin it
@@IICheesywell come back now it’s no longer 69
15:40
Jack: I love me some mystery meat!
Everyone else in cooking companions: 😀 I don’t feel safe
R.I.P Jack's Flamingo Shorts 💖
Aug. 3, 2016- Nov. 29, 2017
(I tried my best to find the dates of the first and last appearance of the shorts)
(edit): omg over 100 likes im freaking out rn
You could say, they had a "SHORT" life
@@mollyp224 aaah, I get it. Clever!
@@elainera2602 Thanks- I honestly can't believe I just came up with that now" XD
myth inferno 😄
Finally a non toxic youtube comment
ok I think I can Speak for everyone here when i say, MORE JOB BOT PLEASE
anyone agree??? love the vids!!!!
aileen rodriguez I’m so happy you didn’t say like if u agree
Dawgydawg Fresh lol I hardly say that 😂
Everything can be eaten if you believe hard enough
i just ate my lightbulb
[update]
I'm out of the hostital
Then you have passed the test!
I just ate my cousin
[Update]
Got out of my 13 year sentence ‘early’
Yeah optimism an other stuff about pma
Everyone passes the test!
The return of one of my favorite JSE series! Anyone else watched videos from the series multiple times?
Mee
I
We are missing the flamingo shorts 😭
Ieuan BRING EM BACK!!!
apparently , the community helped Jack find the shorts. They might be back soon
Rest in Pancakes
@@Demonnafire lol
Anti took 'em
5:23 so were you trying to combine a cheesecake and a carrotcake?
They better have paid or I'm gonna *emotion* LMAO
He says " I emotion you" and "will she interlegally binding partnership with him"😂(robot words)lol
we all love our Irish boy jack
Ye 😙
Karliah Carruthers yeeee💚
No need to fear JACKABOY IS HERE!
jack =💕😃😆
"Don't become a Chef, it's *murder* !"
Real life chef confirms this statement ✅
2:51 RAW MEAT? !?! gordon ramsay would be mad. ..
IT'S SO RAW, IT'S STILL SINGING HAKUNA MATTA!
raw meat yum (I am kidding)
Nice to Meat you
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!
LAMBBBB SAUCEEEEEEEE
I spit all over myself when he said “No! My lemon!”
I have no idea why that was so funny to me
2018 : pewds "can you do this?"
2019 : greenpewdiepie "can you eat this?"
"I don't think so"
I'm so glad you playing this game again jack.
I remember you playing this back in 2016.
Ho yeah! That old 😂
The way he looked up when the robot asked for romantic music 😂
3:04
" she has to say yes then. or he. or they." 👌
JustHomestuckTrash i’m glad to see supports from popular creators. i’m ftm trans and i’m happy that he said that🏳️🌈
@Litleexplorer why are you so angry about that like I just saw you comment the same thing on someone else comment?
@Litleexplorer man is responding to every 2 year old comment
Timestamp?
@@what6298 he wasn’t supporting it at all? He made a mistake and said they like it was multiple
“Why do I have two right hands? I’ll tell you why, I don’t have a wrong hand
I’m kinda crying so I had to watch this because I watched the vid when jack stared talking about him being forgotten
what video
Yeah what video liar
Yeah, I remember that one but not it’s name..,
It made me sad too, but honestly, I don’t think I’d ever forget Jack
His character is just too memorable, he’s such a good person, a ‘diamond in the rough’
Why are all the ddlc fans depressed?
Why are you guys so mean?
I missed this game!!!😄😄
Hey Sean when it comes out are u gonna play subnautica below zero
@@straatzz5388 you just replied to someone
Hey he didn’t finish it, so why not now?
RilesDoesWhatever pl
Hai jack
Jack: i want a regular ass sandwich
Also jack: puts everything he sees in the sandwich😂
8 hours late but who cares.
Jack or Sean, you have helped me a lot in my life. I have almost hit a year of self harming but watching you makes me stop. I'm trying to get better every small way that helps and your helping a lot. I've watched you for about 7 years now. And I still love you like I did back then. I want to live to meet you one day. That is my life goal. I watched your "Gone In November" gameplay and loved how much you cared about the person. I am normally a person that doesn't think that people care about them but for some reason I think you care about a lot of people. Almost everybody. Your a very caring man that deserves the most in his life.
I know you won't see this but I love you and your videos! ❤
Who cares I mean I do
The Gay One 👌 hope you fulfill your life goal one day :D
The Gay One 👌 wow that profile pic
Wow. I hope you can live your life better than now and hope that you could meet him one day.
This is so cute and right!! Jack all helped us develop . He is like a mom lol
2:33 how McDonalds cook their meat
If you believe in yourself, _you can eat anything... anything._
even.....BIG DICK!!!
No u
TIDE PODS
@@trudiesavage9511 I AM THE GREAT GUY AUTISM KID FROM GERMANY HI BYE ♥
I want eat tide pods. Can I eat?
2:32 I was watching on mobile than I rotated the phone. This scared me
Lazy Tortilla same
Hey Jack, did you know that the back of the box for Subnautica quotes you?
"This game is awesome!" - Jacksepticeye
This has made me decide that after this video, I'm going to rewatch his subNAUTIOUS videos
Sci-FiGuy I think someone sent him a photo of it on Twitter and he Retweeted ☺️
I really hope he plays more subnautica
Who else saw this and thought
*“Huh I could do with watching an old jack video”*
And you look at the date and it’s January 2019....
Me, I loved when people did this and the store job simulators uwu
No it was an old jack video it was made 2019 it’s a very old video
Exactly
diamondkid300 oh yes _soooooo old_
same lol
3:04 Jack slowly turns around like "Wtf do u want now!?"
0:22 I'm the yt like system it's stupid and it means nothing! Later DON'T FORGET TO HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON!!!!
2018:two left feet cause you can't dance
2019:TWO RIGHT HANDS CAUSE YOU HAVE NO WRONG HANDS!
🤣👉👉
Who loves jack?
😁
I love your chanel ken
Ur mom
Every one
i do pic me
All we need is Anti glitching about around in the background of his camera lol
4:32 I started literally dying. Congrats, you just made it to one of my new favorite RUclipsrs.
*WhAnT sOmE tHaNoS jUiCe?*
No
nah sprite cranberry is where it's at
y e s
I'll thanos juice you. (My 1 of 9294829 quotes of 2019)
WANT SOME CRANBERRY SPRITE
Who needs to be sad while hospitalized if you have good ol' Jack?
I hope you have a speedy recovery because I know how much hospitals suck
McProGamer Boi U hospitalized?
Crohn's and such. It's been a year of in-and-out treatment now. =D
Here, have some attention as you're obviously seeking it.
@@rainbowreset34 you know the could be hospitalized so instead of being a dick you could ignore it
Gordon Ramsay: (screaming internally)
Lololol
FUCKING RAAWWW! !!!!
THIS IS RAW!!!
Jordan Ramsy is actually an amazing person irl. look up him helping kids cook, its really sweet
He's a great person! Lots of people think he's a dick because of how much he yells but they don't take into account that he gets that angry because cooking food wrong can kill people. It always bothers me when people say they don't like him because he yells
@@shmorgasnapnettleborp9109 kill is a little over the top but i understand what you are saying
LilMeowMeowSUGAr no no it's not if you've seen how badly people try to cook food on some of his shows like they could actually kill people. Gordon himself has been badly food poisoned lots of times during like Kitchen Nightmares, and has shown actual customers needing an ambulance and stuff. Cooking food wrong is incredibly dangerous and Gordon knows that very well
@@shmorgasnapnettleborp9109 wow... truly an eye-opener
LilMeowMeowSUGAr are... Are you sarcasming me
18:25 Gordon is actually a sweetheart! Especially with kids
He's tough with adults only... 😅
You want to be Marcus from Detroit become human
*Markus
Detroit become marcus
jacksepticeye :o
@@jacksepticeye Marcus become Detroid?
Or Conner, the Android from Cyberlife.
“you got it my friend, my unlegged friend”
ooooh, it’s Felix you talk about
5:14
Flour
Flower
Flowre
*FLOWEY*
Rego Dudas oof
i literally said the same thing 😂
Flowey from undertale
IN THIS KITCHEN ITS COOK OR BE COOKED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@tracywhitehurst587 3:40
10/10 for the joke (why do I have two right hands, ill tell u why cause i have no wrong hands)
You can say he doesnt have any hands left
@@jeffyes6536 That was good xD
I am so using this comeback if someone says I cant dance( Just replace hands with feet- right with left, and you are a roaster tm)
Lollypop 0 out of ten bye bitch gone
Gay
Jack: become something else
Me: BECOME HUMAN
Jack become android
_no plz_
Become someone else
When we thought it was over, the VR returns. Have fun buddybear!
I think he's in a call with Felix at 7:18
@Jack O'Sullivan it's a joke about the running joke on Felix's channel about him not having legs (which started because the videos are always waist-up so his legs are rarely seen... or inexistent)
I am so happy that you're finishing these that I can't make myself stop smiling. I was so mad that I didn't realize that this was on here till it was five minutes before I had to get ready for work. The whole work day dragged on and I accidentally said to a person walking by "Top of the mornin'!"
...Is this Detroit Become Human 2?
😋
Detroit become chungus
This is actually the beta version of Detroit: Become Human.
Well considering that Detroit was robots surrounded by humans
And this game is a human surrounded by robots
I’d call this Detroit: become robot
😐 yes (😂😂😂)
"Best Joke Ever"
Jack-Why do I have 2 right hands? I tell u what I dont have wrong hands... HEHHEH LOL
Job simulator is by far my favourite series from him its just so goofy and theres so much you can do I'm SO HAPPY he brought it back
This video makes me -emotion- so hard!
Tf
r/confusedboners
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm What
Read that again, but slowly.
HazelRhyme wwwwwwwwwwhhhhhaaaaattttt?
12:45 this is why I love Sean so god damn much
He’s so cool
It’s ok Jacksepticeye! I break plates by accident too at work. When you broke that plate, I did the same reaction that you did!
Hey
Tyler Foote I’m fine
11:00
*slow music starts playing*
*jack, with VR headset still on, looks sensually STRAIGHT AT THE CAMERA*
skill
Maybe skill. Or maybe lining up the game space with the camera lol
17:36
Chef Bot Ramshead is my favorite TV Star! I love his show "Hellish Cook Rooms"
Don’t eat Tide Pods
Eat borgar
This comment is sponsored by McDonald Borgar.
How to properly clean your metal computer oh hi HTPCYMC
Hey bro how’s Gatis
FS🅾️P
FSOP
FSOP
FSOP
Wat do u tink oof woondys?
Meee eet borgar gud
I kinda wanna be the gourmay chef
SEAN ARE YOU GORDONJACKABOI
Gourmet
G O R M A Y
*Gourmet chef.
GORDON NOT GORDAN
Hewhewhew--.... dammit
Sean: I’m gonna me make a normal sandwich
also Sean:I love me some mystery meat
Edit:
Oh and he makes it 1m tall