Parents Just Can't Text Normally

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @netoquan
    @netoquan 2 месяца назад +5399

    so real, my mum always spells mcdondolds instead of mcdonalds

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  2 месяца назад +1416

      Bog Moc

    • @blueberrywxx
      @blueberrywxx 2 месяца назад +83

      fax ​@@Matt_Rose

    • @YoylecakeJ
      @YoylecakeJ 2 месяца назад +180

      Mcdondles mcdumple

    • @RustAndMirrors
      @RustAndMirrors 2 месяца назад +51

      ​@@Matt_Roseyou should play battles ships with strangers on emerald.

    • @blueberrywxx
      @blueberrywxx 2 месяца назад

      ​@@RustAndMirrorsBEST VIDEO IDEA OAT?

  • @zoura3113
    @zoura3113 2 месяца назад +3751

    "most times a text from a parent is a special, valuable, useful thing"
    "👍" - my dad

    • @EvilGayCat
      @EvilGayCat 2 месяца назад +200

      “Did you take your medicine”
      “Medicine”
      “Come take your medicine”
      “Lunch”
      “Food is ready”
      - My Mom

    • @izakaii
      @izakaii 2 месяца назад +127

      Literally, all my dad does is send me “👍” and nothing else, lmao.

    • @ferntheinkling
      @ferntheinkling 2 месяца назад +14

      LITERALLY XD

    • @ValentinaxEdits
      @ValentinaxEdits 2 месяца назад +23

      What about “K”?

    • @eartheclipse8
      @eartheclipse8 2 месяца назад +8

      Same but it's my mom 😂

  • @ephraimiscool000
    @ephraimiscool000 2 месяца назад +4595

    My aunt once texted me “bubonic plague” with no context. It was ominous as hell

  • @harptastic
    @harptastic 2 месяца назад +153

    can confirm, my mom just texted me, "I am so proud to have spawned you."

  • @trianglemoebius
    @trianglemoebius 2 месяца назад +389

    My father types like he's a hardboiled noir detective narrating his case. Here are some examples:
    - "Troubling. This is not good."
    - "Finally, good news. We don't have enough of that these days."
    - "Sad. Tragic, actually."
    - "She came in this morning in a huff. Not sure what it was about. Seems serious."

    • @nazrahlp2150
      @nazrahlp2150 2 месяца назад +18

      i love this. 😂

    • @llareia
      @llareia 2 месяца назад +44

      I would read a noir novel made of your dad's tweets.

    • @Leif-udhkua676
      @Leif-udhkua676 Месяц назад +17

      "There seems to have been a struggle..."

    • @SearaChar
      @SearaChar 25 дней назад +2

      MY DAD DOES THIS TOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @ajdoesactuallyplaygames
      @ajdoesactuallyplaygames 23 дня назад +1

      Trump sounding ass

  • @allyzapena1001
    @allyzapena1001 2 месяца назад +430

    5:26 Matt Rose in his Tom Scott era fr 💀

  • @one_smol_duck
    @one_smol_duck 2 месяца назад +970

    My father sends text messages like he is writing a business email. He does not use any contractions, slang, or otherwise informal language. His grammar and punctuation are impeccable.
    Mymom texts like shis not looking at the kybord and always drops words its nothing but always gets an empji in 😂

    • @Artoriandaraisin
      @Artoriandaraisin 2 месяца назад +185

      Self demonstrating

    • @ucantSQ
      @ucantSQ 2 месяца назад +139

      Thesis antithesis synthesis right here.

    • @FatYoshi619
      @FatYoshi619 2 месяца назад +84

      This is basically Ying and Yang.

    • @sexyxavier
      @sexyxavier 2 месяца назад

      @@ucantSQ Did not expect a diamat reference on a Matt Rose video but I'm all here for it

    • @tree1923
      @tree1923 2 месяца назад +39

      i didnt even notice that the like was dropped

  • @gaspshichat
    @gaspshichat 2 месяца назад +3950

    i feel like matt rose texts like he's either a 12 yo boy or a 43 yo woman. there's no in between and it alternates randomly

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  2 месяца назад +1582

      Lots of emojis every text 😊🙌🙈🧐👀💀💀💀💀

    • @Kaidenyp
      @Kaidenyp 2 месяца назад +83

      @@Matt_Rose real.

    • @SJSequoyah-oj4eq
      @SJSequoyah-oj4eq 2 месяца назад +379

      @Matt_Rose smiley face emoji, clapping hands emoji, see no evil monkey emoni, side eye emoji, skull emoji, skull emoji, skull emoji, skull emoji.

    • @apenaseu7588
      @apenaseu7588 2 месяца назад +48

      @@Matt_Rose 44 year old dad

    • @reganregan2760
      @reganregan2760 2 месяца назад +45

      @@Matt_Rose I love your vids

  • @ameess_
    @ameess_ 2 месяца назад +2214

    A text conversation I had with my dad the other day
    "Dad where's the toothpaste in the shop?"
    "Next to the shampoo"
    "Okay...Which is where?"
    "Next to the toothpaste."
    😭

    • @Evoimations
      @Evoimations 2 месяца назад +156

      I mean, he's not wrong!

    • @Dr.Freeman...
      @Dr.Freeman... 2 месяца назад +67

      its in aisle 13

    • @borninthunder6275
      @borninthunder6275 2 месяца назад +12

      @@Dr.Freeman... Lmao

    • @fornax985
      @fornax985 2 месяца назад +39

      why does my dad text like sans type energy

    • @Logitah
      @Logitah 2 месяца назад +20

      Aeeeeeegh... This is pretty much what happens when my parents give me instructions to find something. 😑

  • @specsamhain_909
    @specsamhain_909 2 месяца назад +219

    My father is ominous, everything has ... at the end

  • @callif.9679
    @callif.9679 2 месяца назад +322

    5:49 THATS MEE!! For context, I texted him asking him when we're gonna see the new Beetlejuice movie in theaters and I got that response 😭😭

    • @Sofia-yn1zt
      @Sofia-yn1zt 2 месяца назад +62

      Did the two of you see it yet, or are you still waiting patiently for details?

    • @callif.9679
      @callif.9679 2 месяца назад +74

      @@Sofia-yn1zt we did! It was great

    • @bloblovlalalulu3422
      @bloblovlalalulu3422 2 месяца назад +15

      That's nice to hear

    • @greaterglider
      @greaterglider 2 месяца назад +3

      Lol so that's why

    • @snowecaddel9454
      @snowecaddel9454 2 месяца назад +2

      Your uncle seems like a fun dude lmao

  • @rocksocar
    @rocksocar 2 месяца назад +1078

    I was _NOT_ expecting that TLoZ "impression" being so spot on

    • @Evoimations
      @Evoimations 2 месяца назад +26

      I saw this right as it came on

    • @Evoimations
      @Evoimations 2 месяца назад +26

      You are correct though

    • @asackboyplush6508
      @asackboyplush6508 2 месяца назад

      How does he do this?

    • @aadenboy
      @aadenboy 2 месяца назад +44

      _jingle_ Oh! Hmm... Ha-ha!

    • @inker_monkey
      @inker_monkey 2 месяца назад +12

      LOZ FANS UNITE

  • @CorVids1031
    @CorVids1031 2 месяца назад +1521

    Reminds me of the time my parents sent me an outdated address to a restaurant so I ended up in an abandoned parking lot. When I texted my mom "hey.. I think you sent me to the wrong place." all I got back for 10 minutes was just a single letter "b"

    • @evelynbanksmystiqal
      @evelynbanksmystiqal 2 месяца назад +61

      💀💀

    • @reaganjaegan
      @reaganjaegan 2 месяца назад +227

      B to recall to base, obviously

    • @Artificer_
      @Artificer_ 2 месяца назад +46

      b

    • @arthurgabriel2625
      @arthurgabriel2625 2 месяца назад +206

      They really sent you to the 🅱️arking lot

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 2 месяца назад +155

      They were trying to advance the dialogue. Maybe they should have pressed A instead.

  • @tackyoptic
    @tackyoptic 2 месяца назад +82

    thank you for adding the little sparkle sound effect after ✨️ _Outer Space_ ✨️

  • @Usernamefromtheinternet
    @Usernamefromtheinternet 2 месяца назад +116

    My dad once sent me a text saying "the new pokemon look at it" with a gif of Freddy Fazbear moving his eyebrows up and down

    • @ZipTheBully
      @ZipTheBully 2 месяца назад +6

      i guess freddy fazbear is now canon in Pokémon 😭

    • @Ciaraahah
      @Ciaraahah 2 месяца назад

      @@ZipTheBully which type is he though?

    • @ZipTheBully
      @ZipTheBully 2 месяца назад +8

      @@Ciaraahah ghost type

    • @fsplace1238
      @fsplace1238 2 месяца назад +12

      ​@@Ciaraahah Steel/Ghost

    • @dramaticmudderer5208
      @dramaticmudderer5208 2 месяца назад +1

      Ayo, dad

  • @-Asmoi.chan.YT-
    @-Asmoi.chan.YT- 2 месяца назад +1081

    "Noooo, I don't want food...
    I want a wild strawberry freeze!"
    -Dad

    • @alisaishere
      @alisaishere 2 месяца назад +46

      The fact that it's the stepdad makes it 100 times worse than it already is.

    • @izakaii
      @izakaii 2 месяца назад +5

      @@alisaisherelol why?

    • @alisaishere
      @alisaishere 2 месяца назад +4

      @@izakaii I don't know, that's just how it seems

    • @natalieeware
      @natalieeware 2 месяца назад +3

      @@alisaisherewhy?

    • @izakaii
      @izakaii 2 месяца назад +58

      @@alisaishere Idk, I think it’s kinda cute

  • @mastermarkus5307
    @mastermarkus5307 2 месяца назад +1704

    4:10 - I was able to keep pretty composed until this bit. I was NOT expecting the response to just be "Airplane ✈️" and it broke me.

    • @ostrich_man_haha_funny
      @ostrich_man_haha_funny 2 месяца назад +143

      for me its mostly the way matt says so innocently that kills me

    • @_someonecalledASH
      @_someonecalledASH 2 месяца назад +31

      For me, it reminded me of my uncle sending a voice message, of how I was doing. Then I said, Okay *first name*

    • @CityofButterfly
      @CityofButterfly 2 месяца назад +10

      Yep, that was my favorite one.

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 месяца назад +13

      Composed 🎼

    • @kattyani
      @kattyani 2 месяца назад +5

      the fact that it reminded me of george pig got me shitting bricks

  • @csoxx
    @csoxx 2 месяца назад +867

    My mum once texted me "tomorrow..." with just a picture of my timetable for the first day of school. I thought she was going to murder someone when i got the notification

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 2 месяца назад +78

      I know you’re a sweet girl.
      Take a vacation tomorrow, you don’t need to go to school, my darling.

    • @averagebfdiguy
      @averagebfdiguy 2 месяца назад +29

      what is that reply

    • @nutellie_was_here
      @nutellie_was_here 2 месяца назад +15

      @@averagebfdiguyobject show fan spotted

    • @averagebfdiguy
      @averagebfdiguy 2 месяца назад +9

      @@nutellie_was_here yes!!

    • @SaromeGamer
      @SaromeGamer 2 месяца назад

      ​@@iantaakalla8180???

  • @Axiemander
    @Axiemander 2 месяца назад +42

    5:13 close enough. Welcome back Tom Scott

    • @Sexgamer45
      @Sexgamer45 2 месяца назад

      Who tf is Tom Scott?
      The name sound’s familiar, can you describe them?

  • @DiamondKingStudios
    @DiamondKingStudios 2 месяца назад +40

    Honestly 4:41 might be due to speech-to-text picking up the audio of an actual news broadcast. I’m sure many of you know that one older person who keeps the news on their television half their waking hours, regardless if they’re actively watching it or even in the room.
    Also, the grandmother is almost certainly from northern Alabama, if such is the case.
    As for my mother and father, they each text relatively straightforward messages with full grammar, punctuation, capitalization, and such. Light on emojis. I don’t really mind it too much; since I was a teenager I have texted most of my contacts in much the same manner, with maybe less consistent capitalization and punctuation with my sister (who is certainly more casual with her messages). I think the stranger ways in messaging come from parents who view text messages as a very informal method of communication (usually they are, I’ll grand them that), so they just decide to have a little fun with it. I can see how it would be annoying as the child/recipient, but as a third-party observer I find it humorous, as probably do most viewers here.

  • @dexagon_decagon
    @dexagon_decagon 2 месяца назад +3183

    “its raining blahhhhh 😣” -dad

    • @Rocky_de_Rockster
      @Rocky_de_Rockster 2 месяца назад +60

      its raining 😔

    • @alex_wolfdev
      @alex_wolfdev 2 месяца назад +74

      pov: me shittexting my friend

    • @枒
      @枒 2 месяца назад +53

      Persevering face emoji 😣

    • @ruimario.productions
      @ruimario.productions 2 месяца назад +11

      you watched the first 10 seconds of the video! so proud of you.

    • @escchristian593
      @escchristian593 2 месяца назад +17

      @@枒 I read this in Matt's voice help

  • @MoriusTobius
    @MoriusTobius 2 месяца назад +1200

    my mum always uses "🙂" ,which is sweet but it always sounds passive agressive, like, "where are you? 🙂"

    • @TerezatheTeacher
      @TerezatheTeacher 2 месяца назад +186

      Well, where ARE you? 🙂

    • @SavouryGalette
      @SavouryGalette 2 месяца назад +152

      "Are you at work? 🙂"

    • @ErrorNumber404
      @ErrorNumber404 2 месяца назад +135

      What are you doing? 🙂

    • @atseptic
      @atseptic 2 месяца назад +126

      "Are you coming home? It's past 10 🙂"

    • @Edd_The_Cat
      @Edd_The_Cat 2 месяца назад

      At least she doesn’t use “😼🫦👅🦻👣🗣️👩‍🎓🧌👫👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻👙”

  • @averyaviary6192
    @averyaviary6192 2 месяца назад +577

    every time my mum or I have to do something hard, we text each other 'women in STEM' and honestly it's one of my favourite things. Yes mum, women in STEM can go to the doctors alone without crying!
    Neither of us are in STEM. I don't even know why we do it.

    • @LiminallyYours
      @LiminallyYours 2 месяца назад +147

      I wanna start using that too. Women in STEM can achieve a good sleeping schedule. I am also not in STEM. Or a woman.

    • @eggyt1153
      @eggyt1153 2 месяца назад

      @@LiminallyYoursSTEM can REM cycle

    • @MOVED_acc.144
      @MOVED_acc.144 2 месяца назад +11

      I feel like my old STEM teacher would like this 😭😭

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN 2 месяца назад +11

      I’m gonna steal that 😂 that’s gold

  • @erich_ika
    @erich_ika 2 месяца назад +13

    this is an all time classic. love the variety. your acting really tied it all together, too. Felt like I was reading a text from toddlers and aliens.

  • @SquarerSun
    @SquarerSun 2 месяца назад +67

    5:25 why does he sound just like a tom scott intro

  • @kiddieos
    @kiddieos 2 месяца назад +475

    I stopped believing my dad texts normally after he sent me a "🤪" emoji as a reaction to my message.

    • @Evoimations
      @Evoimations 2 месяца назад +48

      Yeah, that's my dad. The worst part? He's a math tutor.

    • @bodo-bing
      @bodo-bing 2 месяца назад +26

      Dad really hit you with the "womp womp"

    • @SirYodaJedi
      @SirYodaJedi 2 месяца назад +25

      That is a very dad emoji.

    • @Evoimations
      @Evoimations 2 месяца назад

      @mrfoxesite4482 ???

    • @CH1K3N99
      @CH1K3N99 2 месяца назад +9

      @@Evoimations 77 year old retired economics lecturer and he uses that damn emoji ALL THE T I M E

  • @riverteeth
    @riverteeth 2 месяца назад +185

    Was it just me, or did Matt really knock it out of the park with voice acting in this video? The voices and impressions he did were very immersing, he's come such a long way with his vocal skills from where they started. You can really feel how much effort and time it takes. I hope I hear Matt Rose voice an animated character someday

  • @L0onyMo0ny
    @L0onyMo0ny 2 месяца назад +776

    THE CAVEMAN DAD ONE IN THE BEGINNING IS LITERALLY MY MOM FR 😭😭 ONE DAY SHE TEXTED ME "meat in here". TURNS OUT SHE HAD NEW LUNCH MEAT IN HER ROOM THAT SHE WANTED ME TO TASTE 💀💀

    • @BunnySpaceMachine
      @BunnySpaceMachine 2 месяца назад +12

      So, he featured a text that was actually your mom? Or did you mean figuratively when you said literally?

    • @damefruhauf
      @damefruhauf 2 месяца назад +38

      WHOAAA everyone watch out there's a really really smart guy here

    • @BunnySpaceMachine
      @BunnySpaceMachine 2 месяца назад +14

      ​@@damefruhaufhuh?

    • @lizziex6447
      @lizziex6447 2 месяца назад

      @@damefruhauf Yeah, it's another one of those guys in their ivory towers with their fire, tool use, and multi-syllable words. Fuck those guys!

    • @isabelladavis7365
      @isabelladavis7365 2 месяца назад +27

      @@damefruhauf you could've just answered the question, no need to be snarky. not everyone can infer what other people are saying and they shouldn't be discouraged/mocked for asking
      @BunnySpaceMachine they're using "literally" figuratively, yes

  • @alliebnuuy
    @alliebnuuy 2 месяца назад +161

    the uncle one at 6:59 is prolly a result of older ppl having been taught to press space twice and so they do the same on their phone cuz muscle memory but pressing space twice on the phone just autocorrects into a dot ending the sentence
    me when i yap to no one

    • @skitthebagel
      @skitthebagel 2 месяца назад +11

      congratulations, i now present you with your bachelor's degree in yapping

    • @nataliexists
      @nataliexists 2 месяца назад +9

      professional yapper

    • @omatic_opulis9876
      @omatic_opulis9876 2 месяца назад +4

      You. Yap

    • @SmerkyRandomised
      @SmerkyRandomised 2 месяца назад +14

      yo that actually makes sense though, was so confused on that

    • @davidmeyer4506
      @davidmeyer4506 2 месяца назад +6

      Let. Me. Try. That. Oh. It. Works!

  • @Reddy6368
    @Reddy6368 2 месяца назад +24

    4:55 Clara really should watch Hospital Playlist when she has a chance. Amazing drama! ❤

  • @mallermart
    @mallermart 2 месяца назад +443

    3:54 "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK"

    • @pengiunanimatorguy
      @pengiunanimatorguy 2 месяца назад +50

      Haven’t you ever once thought of the customer? You call yourself a delivery boy?? Well I ain’t buying!

    • @Twingo_
      @Twingo_ 2 месяца назад +34

      Their stepdad really wants their Diet Dr Kelp

    • @risxra
      @risxra 2 месяца назад +4

      Lol this was my thought too

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 2 месяца назад +1

      I don't know what this is a reference to but that's so me 😂 an autism thing maybe? Idk

    • @JasonSmith-o2i
      @JasonSmith-o2i 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@osheridan it's a spongebob reference

  • @xauwhmbee
    @xauwhmbee 2 месяца назад +334

  • @cosmiccatalyst6448
    @cosmiccatalyst6448 2 месяца назад +310

    I swear “Not going to to Middletown” is going to be a meme a few hours later. Glad I got to be here so early.

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 2 месяца назад +18

      Top text
      To Middletown

    • @LiminallyYours
      @LiminallyYours 2 месяца назад +21

      His ass is NOT going to
      to Middletown

    • @埊
      @埊 2 месяца назад +1

      I am not from the
      中城。

    • @caoilte8097
      @caoilte8097 2 месяца назад

      Middletown county Armagh

  • @mrmimeisfunny
    @mrmimeisfunny 2 месяца назад +58

    7:20 So there's this keyboard app that replaces your text with similar looking characters from other languages and technical symbols. So this actually says based on my best guess of what characters these are.
    "centnlsye ayaye usu partial differentialsiye"
    "why is your font like this"
    "guhy? i'go sgupog😆"

    • @3RR0RNULL
      @3RR0RNULL 2 месяца назад

      That app and others can also do stuff like
      ʎǝd
      y̫̟͉̮͕͆̒̍͊ͩ̅ͭ͟ȩ̶̡̠͖̤̰̹͌̈́̎̍ͫ̓̕͡ṕ̸̶͚͚̭̰̠͖̞̩̲͌́ͮ́ͤ͝
      011110010110010101110000

    • @狂気
      @狂気 2 месяца назад +9

      Da+ fact++that. Matt. Didn't even+ pronounced++ It. like. +.Dat

    • @darks_gene707
      @darks_gene707 Месяц назад

      🅨🅔🅢 ᖶᕼᗩᖶ ís ⓒⓞⓡⓡⓔⓒⓣ

    • @theresahaironthescreen
      @theresahaironthescreen 4 дня назад

      New response to any question with the word "why" unlocked! "Guhy? I'go sgupog."

  • @LucyTheDaftyHEHE
    @LucyTheDaftyHEHE 2 месяца назад +50

    2:31 as a Scottish person TRUE 😭 and that wee dog is adorable lmao

  • @eMe_peridot_hare
    @eMe_peridot_hare 2 месяца назад +215

    5:20 omg, it's my favourite British RUclips Guy who Records In Various Locations: Tommatt Scorose!

  • @gracefulbean9894
    @gracefulbean9894 2 месяца назад +87

    Okay, the Breath of the Wild part killed me; the sound effects were perfect, and the little “ah”s were brilliant. Really put a smile on my face!

  • @hotdoggitydig
    @hotdoggitydig 2 месяца назад +160

    7:32 i love her

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon 2 месяца назад +63

    5:50 Uncle Vader

  • @afterschoolobjectshow
    @afterschoolobjectshow 2 месяца назад +7

    once keyboard smashed a text to my mum and she replied with 'SKIBIDI SHGAGSSS' because she thought it was skibidi language

  • @jennyjokela1656
    @jennyjokela1656 2 месяца назад +1161

    "Read the comments, for they are hilarious"- Rat Moses 2:46 🙏🏻

  • @mightnare3237
    @mightnare3237 2 месяца назад +204

    2:24 The thumbs down 😭

    • @SkeletonLand368
      @SkeletonLand368 Месяц назад +10

      “U miss me”
      [User has reacted 👎 to “U miss me”]

  • @weegee-hehehe
    @weegee-hehehe 2 месяца назад +231

    The door stopper sounds like...
    badabadabadabdaddddacummmmmm!

    • @ryucruz1911
      @ryucruz1911 2 месяца назад +44

      Very unfortunate choice of spelling

    • @escchristian593
      @escchristian593 2 месяца назад +36

      Excuse me WHAT

    • @blueberrywxx
      @blueberrywxx 2 месяца назад +50

      sooo... "bouttabouttabouttaaboutaaacummmmmmm"?

    • @alex_wolfdev
      @alex_wolfdev 2 месяца назад +25

      @@blueberrywxx much better 💀

    • @silly_jay
      @silly_jay 2 месяца назад +5

      Please change the c to k

  • @notmeowth
    @notmeowth 2 месяца назад +16

    7:12 typing like a 2015 soundcloud song title 💀

  • @-thunderstar-6414
    @-thunderstar-6414 2 месяца назад +30

    6:34 skull emoji: the musical

  • @FluffyTheMoth
    @FluffyTheMoth 2 месяца назад +90

    Another masterpiece from the British man himself

    • @mallermart
      @mallermart 2 месяца назад +9

      The british man who reads

  • @SakuraLuckyStar
    @SakuraLuckyStar 2 месяца назад +131

    5:41
    My sister at this exact moment: “Do you want to see my Zelda-themed animal crossing house?”

  • @grammy_hnng
    @grammy_hnng 2 месяца назад +94

    my dad always has to use punctuation, so every message sounds like an ultimatum "ok. i will see you later."

    • @theflyingspaget
      @theflyingspaget 2 месяца назад +21

      i will see you later.
      whether you like it or not.

    • @skitthebagel
      @skitthebagel 2 месяца назад +13

      i'll be back.

  • @Abbiegooberr
    @Abbiegooberr 2 месяца назад +20

    even I can’t text normally I always use a “:3” or a “;3” I and I CANT STOP

    • @RicardOceanLinerEdits
      @RicardOceanLinerEdits 2 месяца назад +4

      💀 :3

    • @Ciaraahah
      @Ciaraahah 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Abbiegooberr ME. It’s either ‘ :3’ or this emoji : 👹

  • @tirushone6446
    @tirushone6446 2 месяца назад +3

    this is a banger, part 2 needed asap

  • @legogeneralgrievous3958
    @legogeneralgrievous3958 2 месяца назад +23

    My dad has the most hilarious dry texts. Like he actually sent me a picture of an old man with some oxygen mask from an airport and simply said "bane?"

  • @JAMESGamingLV2
    @JAMESGamingLV2 2 месяца назад +266

    Rat Moses Moment

  • @thatrandominternetgeek
    @thatrandominternetgeek 2 месяца назад +174

    5:42 The sounds are PERFECT.

  • @angelueru
    @angelueru 2 месяца назад +29

    4:30 she’s so real for this i fear

  • @jowanspooner8733
    @jowanspooner8733 2 месяца назад +2

    Just wanna say that this was an exceptionally great video! I usually enjoy your videos but this one specifically was enhanced so much by your wonderful reading/enactment of the original content that it was a true delight. Tysm👏

  • @nettlesandsnakes9138
    @nettlesandsnakes9138 2 месяца назад +114

    4:21 consider, she might be drunk.

    • @windjager2177
      @windjager2177 Месяц назад +2

      Tbf thsts how i alwlays type so smybe shr isn't drunk. Could be she's jsut sick, maybe a fever or smth? My brisnnis also crazy asf

  • @Spoopplaysgamesclips
    @Spoopplaysgamesclips 2 месяца назад +361

    God I had a terrible day, this always cheers me up, and Matt.. one thing
    💀

  • @Mx.muffin
    @Mx.muffin 2 месяца назад +33

    Sometimes my Dad texts like an old wizard giving a quest to me, and then the task is to just go exercise on the exercise bike or something

  • @gatetm
    @gatetm 2 месяца назад +1

    i really like the voice and sound effects in this one, effort went into this and it payed off. banger.

  • @keara9091
    @keara9091 2 месяца назад +1

    i've gotta say, i think this is my favorite video of yours, matt. this is pure gold

  • @danuostret1900
    @danuostret1900 2 месяца назад +364

    I made my fatal mistake of teaching my dad gen Z slang , today he texted me " don't tell your mom , but she's got a gyaaaaaattt 🤪😜🤭 " ( yes exactly with those emojis and the excess of the a's )

    • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
      @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 2 месяца назад +85

      Excuse me, but that g word is not gen Z slang.

    • @escchristian593
      @escchristian593 2 месяца назад +76

      @@alicebthegachaweirdo8378 THAT G WORD💀

    • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
      @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 2 месяца назад +86

      @@escchristian593 Well, it’s true. I’m gen Z, and I can confidently confirm that it’s gen Alpha that came up with that disgusting g word that I’m not gonna write.

    • @escchristian593
      @escchristian593 2 месяца назад +35

      @@alicebthegachaweirdo8378 I'm gen Z too and yes that G word is disgusting

    • @Wildflower485
      @Wildflower485 2 месяца назад +81

      "She likes ketchup. I think that's skibidi."
      -My dad, shortly after he learned Gen Alpha slang

  • @SquirmyMaster
    @SquirmyMaster 2 месяца назад +91

    4:02 “wUahoO”

  • @JohnJCB
    @JohnJCB 2 месяца назад +91

    0:30
    "Less word in brain leave room for science" - science man

    • @dezcubing5844
      @dezcubing5844 2 месяца назад +5

      Less word in brain, more for science

    • @shaman5433
      @shaman5433 2 месяца назад +3

      “Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick” -Kevin Malone

  • @sindrevangenrobberstad2889
    @sindrevangenrobberstad2889 13 дней назад +1

    I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Thank you!

  • @leCosmomancer
    @leCosmomancer 2 месяца назад +3

    That going to the London bit got a good laugh out of me and I just as I was thinking that's gonna be the highlight I got the Zelda impresson. Pure gold that one

  • @HenyaMandel
    @HenyaMandel 2 месяца назад +42

    7:04 it looks like he’s trying to double space his words

  • @Mocha_teas
    @Mocha_teas 2 месяца назад +58

    5:10 can we appreciate the commitment, the side-eye killed me.

  • @kiti_cat524
    @kiti_cat524 2 месяца назад +94

    7:40 awkward silence…

    • @Balloon7549
      @Balloon7549 2 месяца назад +1

      Bfdi refrence?

    • @domithedummy
      @domithedummy 2 месяца назад +2

      LIKE AWKWARD SILENCE *cawk sound ×2* **insert rest of the lyrics of awkward silence by stray kids**

    • @Red_Platinuum
      @Red_Platinuum 3 дня назад

      ​@Balloon7549 that is not a refrence to thaf show

    • @kiti_cat524
      @kiti_cat524 3 дня назад

      ​@@Red_Platinuum watch bfdi 7

  • @thrumples
    @thrumples 2 месяца назад +15

    4:06 MY POST IS IN THIS VIDEO HELLO??? my new claim to fame

  • @mcwaffles3269
    @mcwaffles3269 2 месяца назад +4

    I love when Matt goes on outside adventures for his videos

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 2 месяца назад +55

    0:39 Honestly, if I had to decree that everyone could only text in one style, I'd probably go with this one. It's overly formal but it's nice and clear. And I'd rather be too formal than not formal enough.

    • @kiitkaat05
      @kiitkaat05 2 месяца назад

      um why the fuck would yuo chooyse how I text

    • @kiitkaat05
      @kiitkaat05 2 месяца назад

      um why tf would yuo chooyse how I text

  • @olive_riggzey
    @olive_riggzey 2 месяца назад +57

    Throwback to the time my dad sent "Yippee !" to the family group chat

    • @Chompywomper
      @Chompywomper 2 месяца назад +9

      I mean when your feeling “YEPPIIIEEEEEE” you tell people your feeling “YEPPIIIEEEEE”

    • @theflyingspaget
      @theflyingspaget 2 месяца назад +4

      My father now texts yippee and wahoo to me all the time because I say those in real life because I have brain rot

    • @Minimaglite12
      @Minimaglite12 2 месяца назад

      :autism creature:

    • @timmiller1
      @timmiller1 2 месяца назад +3

      I didn’t even know that was a brain rot thing. It used to be a normal expression.

    • @eraslugaris
      @eraslugaris 2 месяца назад

      your dad is a little german boy with a propeller hat and overalls and a big rainbow lollipop the size of his face

  • @VGMHabitat
    @VGMHabitat 2 месяца назад +131

    6:08 “Erm, actually, this isn’t a haiku. The syllable pattern for a valid haiku is 5, 7, 5. The syllable pattern here is 5, 4, 3.” -🤓☝️

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 2 месяца назад +6

      How would you rewrite it so that it has the proper number of syllables?

    • @Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal
      @Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal 2 месяца назад +18

      @@gothnerd887
      Having a fruit juice.
      Might pour one more. Rainin’ outside.
      Here we’re staying in.
      ( maybe? I tried my best)
      ( thank you to drag0nmaster for pointing out raining/rainin’)

    • @Drag0nmaster
      @Drag0nmaster 2 месяца назад +7

      ⁠​no. Might, pour, one, more, rain, ing, out, side. That second line is 8 syllables. Rainin' would work tho

    • @beccischnecki7101
      @beccischnecki7101 2 месяца назад +20

      ​@@gothnerd887
      Pour another juice
      Like rain is pouring outside
      Staying in today

    • @Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal
      @Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Drag0nmaster man I totally missed that! Cons of using the clapping method ig 😅

  • @baolvsq
    @baolvsq Месяц назад +2

    The voice effects make this so much better

  • @supercamborg4218
    @supercamborg4218 2 месяца назад +71

    1:31 THATS MY GIRLFRIEND! WOOOO

  • @kiti_cat524
    @kiti_cat524 2 месяца назад +103

    1:24 was not expecting donald impression

    • @landonkam6727
      @landonkam6727 2 месяца назад +6

      I need more of it, so good 😂

    • @kattyani
      @kattyani 2 месяца назад

      sounds like eric cartman with a deeper voice lmfaoo

    • @Mostbee
      @Mostbee 2 месяца назад +3

      I am so used to mentions of donald trump as just "Trump" that I read this and thought: "I just watched that, Ain't no way I missed a Donald The Duck impression..."

    • @doddermodd
      @doddermodd 2 месяца назад +1

      Trump if he was from Birmingham

  • @Unlimitedpooowwwwwaaaaa
    @Unlimitedpooowwwwwaaaaa 2 месяца назад +372

    “Like a straight boy” is my favpyrite

  • @SomeoneWhoExistsYT
    @SomeoneWhoExistsYT 2 месяца назад +91

    2:18 WHY DID THEY PUT SMIRK FACES😭

  • @Arc_5
    @Arc_5 2 месяца назад +4

    Dad: "👍" "Ok"
    Mom: "Did you wash the dishes?"

  • @theaverageaardvark9864
    @theaverageaardvark9864 2 месяца назад +3

    Once I was on my computer in my room and my dad sent me the most cryptic, uncharacteristic message only saying "COME HERE SON". Turns out he was downstairs and just wanted to watch a movie. Sadly, parents will never stop being parents.

  • @Ultimate23Dragon
    @Ultimate23Dragon 2 месяца назад +29

    The first time my Mom tried to use a text abbreviation, she literally spaced out "Laugh out loud as "L O L" ... 🤣

  • @kiti_cat524
    @kiti_cat524 2 месяца назад +187

    3:08 r/suspiciouslyspecific

    • @theflyingspaget
      @theflyingspaget 2 месяца назад +9

      Do you not know this kid? /gen

    • @Hellscaped
      @Hellscaped 2 месяца назад

      @@theflyingspaget istg everyone else in my gen is mentally retarded, most of Gen Z is fucked and pretty much the entirety of Gen Alpha is even more fucked

    • @vannillaAJofficial204
      @vannillaAJofficial204 2 месяца назад +12

      doesnt make it any less accurate. and i dont even know someone like that

  • @Mothcat.
    @Mothcat. 2 месяца назад +33

    I still can’t get over how my mom thought “mhm” had to do with mattresses

    • @escchristian593
      @escchristian593 2 месяца назад

      Are you by any chance related to Janet Mothson?

  • @Snowfall_theWildFeline
    @Snowfall_theWildFeline 21 день назад +2

    1:22
    “Why does my mom text like Donald Trump tweets?”
    I started laughing so hard at that text, and I sounded like a dying dolphin

  • @PH0B0PH1L1A
    @PH0B0PH1L1A 2 месяца назад

    your impressions are getting better!!! i can tell the quality of these are going up the edits and extra mile effort are great!

  • @reganregan2760
    @reganregan2760 2 месяца назад +32

    Me and my friend were playing Minecraft and (we were talking in Minecraft chat) whenever one of us said something weird we'd just reply with "SKULLEMOJI" I would always imagine it in Matt's voice

    • @el-nathan
      @el-nathan 2 месяца назад +5

      SKULLEMOJIII 💀

  • @Tinfoil11
    @Tinfoil11 2 месяца назад +66

    The dad at 3:48 seems so wholesome

    • @timmiller1
      @timmiller1 2 месяца назад +10

      The dad at 8:25 does not

  • @JacobCMayer
    @JacobCMayer 2 месяца назад +22

    5:18 The dedication! Boney Akiki Skull Emoojii!

  • @Brod1sAnId10t
    @Brod1sAnId10t 2 месяца назад +1

    This is definitely one of your funniest videos

  • @crudlucasconsigliere4084
    @crudlucasconsigliere4084 2 месяца назад +5

    My dad texts like a 19th century twink poet. I text like a 20th century non-twink poet who is just as sad and gay as the first one.

  • @thatbnaanaguy
    @thatbnaanaguy 2 месяца назад +22

    my mother once accidentally typed her message with caps on and i legit got scared, like she was screaming at me. except it's a perfectly normal message.

  • @MelodiTheMess
    @MelodiTheMess 2 месяца назад +12

    my dad once texted me “pulling in still f*cking green” when supposed to pick me up. VOICE TO TEXT GOT HIM YELLING AT SOME BAD DRIVER LOL

  • @ooglegogle2719
    @ooglegogle2719 2 месяца назад +24

    Every Day is Matt Rose Monday when The Matt Rose Comes.

    • @el-nathan
      @el-nathan 2 месяца назад

      it's literally Monday... 💀

    • @tristanshaltz2769
      @tristanshaltz2769 2 месяца назад

      @@el-nathan SKULL EMOJI!!!!!!

  • @Cupo666
    @Cupo666 2 месяца назад +3

    “There’s no one like Evel Knievel” was my all time favourite unprompted dad text. His favourite is the clown emoji. He’ll send a pretty serious family update then go 🤡

  • @D-a-n-c-i-n-g_R-a-c-c-o-o-n
    @D-a-n-c-i-n-g_R-a-c-c-o-o-n 2 месяца назад +9

    6:54 nah my phone does this too. It’s a combination of rushed typing, never proof reading, and fat ass thumbs. A “ “ turns into a “n” or a “b” so damn quick.

  • @Ro99
    @Ro99 2 месяца назад +8

    The effort he puts in. Took a train from near Poole or soemthing up to London just for that little segment (I hope didn’t just go home for your sake and had another reason to be there)

  • @MothFlügel
    @MothFlügel 2 месяца назад +161

    1:08
    As a discord roleplayer we would never do something so silly
    We would use *shivers cutely UwU* instead, much more sensible

    • @rfurthegamer3412
      @rfurthegamer3412 2 месяца назад +2

      * meant to be * I assume *yt* does that

    • @irritatingperson7882
      @irritatingperson7882 2 месяца назад +6

      goodness gracious me

    • @L-ghtlessSky
      @L-ghtlessSky 2 месяца назад +14

      as a fellow discord roleplayer, I’d like to give a slightly more serious view on this! we’d probably say something like, _I give a little shiver._
      or maybe “ugh!~” *shivews* (/j)

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater 2 месяца назад +11

      I have stumbled upon knowledge I bear with great regret.

    • @Idk_vince
      @Idk_vince 2 месяца назад +6

      I don't like how much this matches my energy.

  • @roxygaming5968
    @roxygaming5968 2 месяца назад +7

    My dad texts like a therapist. Every time I say something he responds with an autorespond of "I see" before actually responding

  • @justarandomhumann
    @justarandomhumann 2 месяца назад +26

    3:15 My mom texts almost like this. Just doesn't pecify unless it's neccessary. For example:
    Mom: [picture of the road]
    Me: Where are you going?
    Mom: 👵🏻👴🏻
    Mom: Come give the 🐱 some 🥣

    • @person7177
      @person7177 2 месяца назад +3

      Reallll I hate it when she does that lol

  • @kimarimoi
    @kimarimoi 2 месяца назад +7

    Older people overusing emojis like they were just invented last week is always adorable.
    My dad does this and he's been a software developer for decades...