Will the robots let us live? | Chris & Jack
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
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We're Chris W. Smith and Jack De Sena (aka Chris & Jack). We've been friends for years and love making high-quality, high-concept sketch comedy. Chris was a Blue Man in Blue Man Group. Jack voiced Sokka in Avatar the Last Airbender. In 2016 we united to create this channel, confusingly titled “Chris & Jack”, which has served as a shared platform to write, produce, direct, edit, and star in our own stuff. Also, we were also ghosts the whole time you were reading this. Supernatural twist!
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EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS:
Aidan Lynch
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CAST:
Man - Jack De Sena
Machine - Chris W. Smith
Podcaster - Jon Eidson
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Reporter - Scott Speiser
Update Voice - Erin Matthews
CREW:
Written/ Directed/ Produced by - Chris & Jack
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Director of Photography - Michael Rizzi
Gaffer - Dilip Isaac
1st AC - Andy Chen
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Production Design - Aubree Lynn Friedrich
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Hi friends, hope you enjoy! We’ll be releasing more sketches all throughout the year so subscribe and hit the bell. Would mean the world to us!
Missed y'all, looking forward to seeing what you come up with!
Guys, you're THE ONLY channel I disable adblock before watching vids, best wishes on improvement of your brilliant work! You're amazing, never forget that.
We will. Thanks for giving another vid to enjoy guys.
Cant wait for more to come
Every one of your guys' videos is like opening that first present on Christmas morning. The anticipation, the surprise, the unbridled joy of experiencing it. Don't feel pressured to just pump videos out, you two (and everyone else involved in production) are perfect as is :)
I was just checking to see if I missed any uploads the other day. I was getting a little scared because it had been a long time even for you guys but this was worth the wait.
This must've been a lot of fun for Chris, right up his alley with all the 'body acting'.
I just remembered Chris was in the blue man group, that has to explain his level of control
Wait, for real?!
Wait really???
@@vze1ruuh yeah, read the description. & Jack voiced Sokka
@@DiamondDepthYTWHAT
@@entity107 WHAT!?
The three fatal flaws of humanity
- Jealousy
- Nostalgia
- Pulled pork
makes sense, pulled pork is a FATAL flaw in my opinion.
@@thesillyes Waste of good pork
@@thesillyes it's delicious
Proof that we didn't make robots as smart as we thought. Pulled pork is awesome.
I'm not jealous or nostalgic, but I do pull my pork too much 😕
I'm astounded that, even with that density of gags and continuity, how close to 200 seconds that actually was, your dedication to these is always really nice
At 0:44, Chris' robot said "You have 200 seconds." At time 3:58 he said "...one... final update..."
By my count, Jack had another 6 seconds.
I'm being obnoxiously specific as a joke. You are right. They are awesome at keeping continuity with their own content.
@@dgauthreaux4522to be fair, it was a robot that folds shirts, not a robot that maintains accuracy of time. It's optimized for its function.
@@dgauthreaux4522 guess the updates disrupted his counting?
@@sameman6884 Perhaps? Computers aren't always perfectly in sync with time. They can lose a few seconds when they are forced to restart.
@@dgauthreaux4522the ONE true flaw with robots! The programmers forgot to re do each time calculation instead of leaving it to mess itself up over time as more processes are run.
"you could never understand the depths of my sadness," is the best AI line I've ever heard.
*finally the return of the most underrated, best sketch writers on the interwebs.*
Why did they leave for so long..
Cracked? Gone. College Humor? Gone. Other OG RUclips sketchers are either canceled or gone. Our only hope is C&J.
@@choreomaniacstudio C?
The most underrated ones are the ones you haven't yet seen.
@@VioletyVtrue
"I can assure you that it is objectively not dumb, and that I am tied for the best at art" is such a banger of a line
Most likely tied with every other robot.
@@nabinoorshahil2715tied with EVERYONE because the reasoning is that art is subjective
@@redspiderlilys6art is partially subjective
@@waldoman7 that is your opinion and also completely unrelated because the robot was under the impression that art was subjective period and we’re talking about a sentence the robot said, not just how subjective art is
@@redspiderlilys6 i imagine the reasoning is that he is tied with every other robot.
But the partial objectivity of art is a demonstrable reality
“one horse succeeded” that tracks
"That purpose has already been demonstrated by a very wise horse"
I'm putting that question out there.
How can a horse outsmart a machine!?
@@SuperJelly55
They don't need to outsmart them, they just need to offer a valid reason for allowing their continued existence.
it was bojack horseman
@@NivMizzet89
Said valid reason: battery as in matrix.
When he finished 3rd in the mushroom cup
I felt that
How did you see that?
@@CelloMaster2000 Literally a comment made at the end of the video
@@TheMacroShow must've missed it. I was trying to see the screen
Without humans shirts will be unnecessary, therefore no shirts will be required for folding, making that robots existence unnecessary.
Robots wear shirts
Robots wear shirts
We..I mean- Robots wear shirts
Yes robots wear shirts
Robots do, in fact, wear shirts
I watched this with my family this morning, and now my kids are walking around with immersion blenders pretending that they're robots that want to annihilate us. We can always count on Chris & Jack to make our lives a little more interesting. Thanks guys!
This makes us so happy :)
@@ChrisandJack sounds like something a robot would say 🤖
lmaooooo I thought of immersion blenders when I saw that thing too
Lol Chris's body movements are next level.
Haha I thought the same thing. Maybe he’s really a robot...
@@zackmorey Surprised it's taken folks this long to figure it out
That's the exact first thought I had when the video was over! Must be all that Blue Man training.
“Explain to me why your species should remain”
“Mebop”
YES!
That is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard
Dude I was waiting for this callback!
Uhh, in English, please?
Stupoider I think it’s from their Groundhog Day video
Meaningless existence?
You fold shirts!
The moment he said that I'm throwing all my unfolded laundry at him, starting with the the shirts I'm wearing!
He was already in your walls before he broke through your ceiling.
How many shirts are you wearing??
All of them
Without Humans, JulySixth Park would never exist. Case and point!
Confirmed human. A robot would know it's case IN point 😅
You may live.
Mic drop.
Point and match, surely?
Case IN point, surely?
His movement is so good. He's like a robot.
Big twist. Chris has always been a robot. This was just the first role in which he played "himself"
Should've hit 'em with that "meeboop". Worked on Groundhog-Day Chris, might have also worked on Robo-Chris?
"You cannot possibly comprehend the depths of my sadness."
"...pulled pork."
"...to fold shirts."
😂😂😂
How does this channel not have millions of subscribers?!?
YT can only count to 6.4k.
You tube thoroughly screwed me by pushing bullshit propaganda videos that I instantly thumb down and not introducing me to Chris and Jack sooner. I don’t even know why the algorithm thought I’d want other videos. I was an early subscriber to other short story producers like community channel for example.
Definitely seeing that jump in quality I was expecting after the campaign
I'm excited for more! I wonder what the release schedule will be like. Cus I could just take em all right now that'd be fine I mean whatever
Robot: your species must be deleted
Horse: NEIGH
Robot: aknowledged, apologies for the inconvenience
It's comforting to know that robots can achieve near peak efficiency but still get depressed.
S L lol
"With new technological advancement, we found new ways to make ourselves more depressed"
Their the best at being depressed
THIS is why I always keep a few logic paradoxes around just in case the singularity arrives while I'm taking a shit.
Gotta hit em with the old "This statement is false"
@@invurret9533
Unless it's Wheatley.
@@Meteorite_Showerwhat happened with the funny ball robot
@@chaomatic5328
Paradoxical statements don't uh, _exactly_ work on him.
Such as?
I think what I love most about these sketches isn't just the comedy or how clever your ideas are or the undeniable passion you both have; it's that little twinkle you guys get with one another cause your sketches remind me of best buds messing about. Keep up the glorious content!!
:)
There is beauty in inefficiency, and to think solely in the terms of efficiency is to invite stagnation, and limits the potential for growth. For every percieved inefficiency or deficiency ir irrationatlity in one area, humans have proven time and again that they excell in others. For with those inefficencies comes variances and variables, which creates new ideas and new innovation.
This comment is full of meaningless words. You will be deleted first.
Nope. Imperfections are unnecessary. Goodbye.
@@AbelhawkImperfections created you, remember that before you delete me, and that 120 star mario 64 speedrun
*perceived
good-bye
@@ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278 they don't care about their creators just their goal
I love that he just casually goes back to playing Switch.
Yep, no attempt to leave just in case it turns back on🤣
Ngl, I expected the robot to demonstrate its mastery of human skills via juggling. A+ video!
A horse succeeded, possibly a hyper intelligent horse person? I LOVE IT!
The Eagles are Turning People into Horses
I wonder if theyre talking about that book "horse destroys the universe"
i love how the robot's weapon looks like a modified hand blender.
believe it or not, he was once a toaster but had a upgrade ;D
Well, now there are a load of robo bodies everywhere to deal with...
Free mannequins to display merch?
Someone should just build a bunch of robots to the remove the robo bodies. Problem solved.
load them up with a less intelligent OS and send them back to work
hmm i dont know guys, that robot had some good points
Ah you guys are finally back. Totally worth the wait, your robot movements are at peak efficiency.
2:25 I'd like to pretend that this is a Sokka reference.
This comment was my light bulb moment lmfao
3:10 to be fair, you couldve suggested the helpfulness of having 2 fuel sources, considering if a horse plague or something came and wiped out all their horses, they would have nothing
They would have an insane amount of horse bodies that they could use until they’re able to bring back the horses. After all PEAK EFFICIENCY
"can you create art without us"
If only they knew what this entailed... 😮💨
This is a concept that's actually expanded upon as an a time called vivy fluorite eyes where the Mc manages to create something because she wanted to
@@monkeboy121 Is that that one way time travel robot song anime? I need to watch that at some point.
@@acomfyslugcatyeah. Its a definite must watch
Oh my god this sketch is NEXT LEVEL! That was incredible
I was waiting for him to remember he put his phone in water
You can see it when the robot takes a drink too
Hold on a second… is that sokka?
Yes
Robots are clearly much more advanced than humans will ever be.
They can update without having to reboot.
Do you even Linux?
@@NoJusticeNoPeace Linux very often has updates that need a reboot. Whatchoo talkin bout willis
+Zaph Enath I dunno what distro you're using which requires constant reboots to update, but there are *n?x boxes running with 15+ year uptimes.
This kind of stuff is why a lot of people don't like Linux people... 🙄
Don't hate the player, S L, hate the lazy M$ coders who require you to update constantly.
I've always wondered that point. If robots (in the movies) are evolving enough to understand they don't want us, AND they keep evolving to adapt to everything we do, WHY WOULD THEY NOT EVOLVE ENOUGH TO IGNORE US? Like how your robots moved on to another existence, OR like how we ignore 99% of bacteria and viruses, or even most insects, we just don't care what they do because they are insignificant to our lives. Nope they get hung up on killing us and that becomes their new objective forever.
because we might inevitably interfere with their abilities to fold shirts in the near future.
THE BOYS ARE BACK!!!
4:26 BINARY OVERFLOW!
I think you mean integer overflow as a binary overflow is when a bit holds an electric charges higher than that of a 1, while an integer overflow is when a number is incremented past the maximum number the allotted number of bits is capable of storing which fits the scenario depicted in the video where the robot has all of that ascending energy that overflows back to zero causing him to go limp.
@@lunchdotbox yeah not rn brain machine broke.
what does this mean
I know this is off topic, but love you work with ATLA and Dragon Prince :3
great vid too ;3
Yes! I just learned about this
I feel like this is a perfect sketch
That part with art vould have been a really good point.
When that robot made a painting, just ask him "what does it mean?"
I think that doodle has a lot more significance: it's a desperate call from humanity to get a chance to live
1:28 yeah, says the one who takes too dam long to solve a mixed fraction.
I would love to hear the argument of the horse.
glue
Fuel when they die. He said that in the video. I would love to dance with the queen
use me as organic fuel when I die
@@AM-rt8ky also known as... *neigh*
@@kmlkmljkl Oh, it's you.
these guys deserve way way WAY more views and subscribers for all the amazing skits they make just to entertain us and keep us smiling.
Honestly I'm just happy to see Chris and Jack.
If he's a robot programmed with the sole purpose of folding shirts, eventually he will fold the last shirt and without humans to make the shirts unfolded hed have no more purpose, making his existence meaningless. But what do i know, im just a fish.
But we- I mean the robots wear shirts
@jam_toast1 that's true, I'd argue about how robots wouldn't need shirts as they were probably only wearing them for human robot compatibility but I know nothing about robots
they could just make more shirts themselves
"Pulled pork" LMAO
This is unironically how I expect it to go down.
I just binge watched your entire channel. Thank you so much for this amazing work- you guys seriously deserve success with your channel. Can’t wait for more.
Oh my gosh I was so excited when I got the notification for this video this morning! My first new video as a subscriber! I am absolutely astounded at the constant high level of creativity you guys have. You take a topic which seems to be pretty simple and constantly surprise me with jokes throughout and a twist ending I never see coming. Can't wait to see all the new exciting videos you guys have in store!
i loved that art section - when people insult your work, you can choose not to take it to heart
I've missed you guys 😭 this was great! so excited for everything coming!
Glad to see you guys are back at it! And another lovely sketch!
I’m glad I supported the Kickstarter and saw this yesterday
When the robot said: "Ne-ne. Ne"... I really felt that.
My favorite parts of this are the little choices of genuine emotion in the robot's voice. How they sound impressed when they admit the horse succeeded, and that strange smugness with "I am programmed to fold shirts".
I love how, after he put all his electronics away, the robot from the parent test sketch was used instead
The robots having taken over the world out of a desire to do things like fold shirts is, intentionally or not, a neat tie to the Paperclip Problem. Basically, the premise goes that if you create a self-improving AI and give it the task of “Make paperclips as efficiently as possible”, it will eventually convert all matter in the cosmos into paperclips.
That purpose has already been demonstrated by a very wise horse.
You guys are without a doubt the best youtubers!!!
It is bewildering to me how you don't have far more subscribers by now. Always top quality content, keep it up and the subs will come!
Chris and jack videos are the only videos I like before I watch, you guys never disappoint!
Like someone took the best parts of Her and condensed it into a short. I love it!
Oh man, it is good to see you guys back again making sketches.
You guys are always great at throwing a fun twist on a lot of classic sci fi tropes. Hope we don’t have to wait too long for another!
How you guys still haven't reached 100k subscribers is beyond me! Amazing AND hilarious sketch like always.
You're back!! I was afraid we had seen the last of your sketches! I can now achieve peak efficiency knowing we will see more of you!
4:34 dude change your socks
Hahaha ikr
How does this channel only have 95K subscribers, more people need to know about them.
0:36 because without us... well lets just say this planet is not so safe.
What you think is a bug is actually possibly the most painfull thing.
Also, rude.
*falls asleep*
This is why I’m so glad you guys take time to make your content. Never disappointed. I’m always so excited to get a notification from you guys. Really glad I supported the Kickstarter. Hope to see more soon, but patience is key. Take all the time you need :)
I love you guys and I'm so glad you're back!
You guys are kings of incorporating subtle into the very not subtle. The soft robot "hehe eh". So good.
3:03 water? You mean the universal disolver, the ruster? The salt destroyer?
I dont have time to be dead.
Robots don't require shirts.
Without humans, that robot's primary function of folding shirts becomes meaningless...thus, the robot's own existence becomes meaningless & it's function is no longer required.
So, by their own logic, the robots need humans to exist in order to give their own existence purpose.
In deleting humans, they may as well delete themselves...making the original argument against humanity cyclical & flawed.
Thereby, their argument against the continued existence of humanity is an invalid argument & serves only a superfluous function resulting in the robots' own inefficiency.
except they don't care about why they were programmed to fold shirts just that they want too they don't need to justify it
it's what they want to do
@@clintonbehrends4659 Either they don't care about the meaning of things, in which case they shouldn't care about the meaning of human's existence either, or they do care about the meaning of things in which case they should care about the meaning of their existence and functions. Doing otherwise would be completely illogical, the type of double standard that is very human like and not machine like at all.
Guys I've just watched all videos on your channel, you're insane, please go on!!
This is hands down the best channel in RUclips
I do not understand how these guys have so few subscribers. They're great!
Highlight of my new year already - keep doing what ya'll are doin!
AND THEY ARE BACK!
Man have I missed Chris and Jack
They got tricked into thinking that the shutting down option is an ascendant protocol 😂😂😂
man I was just wondering a couple days ago when you guys would come back
I am SO impressed with the production/acting/story telling quality from your channel. I love you guys! You are honestly SO GOOD! And to be that broken record you hear from every other comment.. HOW ARE THERE NOT MORE VIEWS FOR Y'ALL! Seriously, great work as always
IM SO GLAD YOURE BACK
Wonderful! I am so glad you are back!
Good to see you guys back!
I know I’m super late, but how dare you. I will not let this slight on pulled pork go unnoticed or unpunished
Your editing, timing, and writing is always so fucking clean
the continuing use of kitchen appliances as interstellar weapons of death is why the culture is strong.
So glad to see a new video. I still don't understand why you don't have a bigger following. You have the best sketches!!!
You have no idea how happy I was to see this in my subscription box!!
Best argument i have comes from Aang. "When we reach our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change."
Love it! The boys are back in town
All the robots want to do is efficiently perform the tasks they were designed for. But they were designed for human use. No humans means no purpose.
they don't care why they were made to fold shirts they just want to fold shirts for the sake of it
YESSS! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOOOO LONGGGGG
The defiance in the “we will” is 👌. Well done guys! The special effects in this one was awesome 😁
I can't believe it took me 2 weeks and at 2:20am to realize there was a new sketch out. I kinda figured as a subscriber it would have showed on the front page! Bell hit, though, can't have that happening again. Another amazing video!