Veni Sancte Spiritus but you're under siege at Jerusalem
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- Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2021
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So no one is talking about the fact that not only is the background textured like a painting, but the wojack is too?
The background is a painting
@@njvikesfan0162 Hence it being textured like one
your point being
@@ntvm4749 It's impressive attention to detail is my point
Idk what these guys are on, Yes its impressive good observation I didn't even notice it
The only step further back is “Gregorian chant but you’re at the Siege of Acre”
“He wears pair of silver wings”, but you’re flying a B-17 over Germany.
But aren't the silver wings a symbol of the green berets?
@@louistostmann2049 Silver Wings just means that they are "Airborne Qualified" although in the way the OP posted it sounds like it refers more to aviators.
That would be beautiful
"Hej Sokoly" But you're the last Cossack to survive a Red army Ambush during the Russian Civil War
“I Vow to thee my country” but you’re defending the somme river and the german stormtroopers are closing in on you’re trench
How about that but you're injured during the landing at dieppe, seeing as the song was created in 1921 (modified from Holst's planets suite, which came out in 1917)
I vow to thee my country but Hong Kong is falling to the Japanese
Pretty sure a british soldier wouldn't be trench
@@turenipt.9358 lol
"stille nacht heilige Nacht" but your a German soldier playing football with a Scottish brigade. 1914, Christmas.
Maybe he will do it right in christmas as a special
@@klaushauschen fingers crossed
@@stonewallnugget2393 lets just see if he will do it, fingers crossed
@@klaushauschen yeah too early, give it like another month
YES
"Ain't that a Kick in the Head" But you are holding the line against the incoming Legionaries at the Battle of Hoover Dam
...against?
@@wizarddaddy47 Ceasers legion
YES
as if I wouldnt be in the legion
"the preacher" but you are in Zion exterminating the white legs
Deus lo vult brothers, for Christus a Maria we must defend Jerusalem
Now hold your crosses, for this we fight for Christ and Mary. Start the Crusade, charge brothers!
God bless you.
allahu akbar ☪️🤲🏽
jokes aside remember who has jerusalem rn
@@ntvm4749 the Israelites
I'm gonna keep doing it, Legio Aeterna Victrix but you're Romulus Augustus watching Rome be sacked
Keep it up
@@prehistoricmale2345 Salve, I will
Or Legion Aeterna Victrix but you are a legionnare marching in the Teutoburg Forest
HistoryFeels channel has Legio Aeterna Victrix one. :)
Ravenna*
"Praise the Lord from the Heavens", but the Constantinople is falling around you.
(frankly, any Byzantine chants will do)
"As Lighting Strikes " would be a better fit.
@@aguy6771 Maybe so. Like I said, there are great many Byzantine hymns and orthodox chants out there. I just tried to pick something that can keep the juxtaposition of moods of the song and the situation.
Didn't that actually happen during 1453? And then the priests in the Hagia Sophia were said to have vanished out of existence when the walls fell
I always like to think of the chant the byzantines had on AOE II
“O lord the heathen are come” fits better
Attempt #6: "Should I Stay Or Should I Go", but your M1 gets detracked in downtown Baghdad and the crew isn't fixing it fast enough
“Which side are you on” but it’s the deadliest conflict on US soil since the civil war
The Blair Mountain battle?
That one time 2 pregnant women had a fight in Walmart?
@@prehistoricmale2345
Ah yes, the great Toilet paper war of 2020. Lest we forget
when your mom is mad at you ?
@@arbenkraja9500 damn, she got to "1"
By the grace of God. Lord Jesus smiles on us this day, the king of kings.
Fuck me in the ass because I love jesus?
DEUS VULT
@@prehistoricmale2345 get sunlight
@@prehistoricmale2345 Not really.
We love Jesus for many reasons that your indefinitely degenerated brain can not entirely comprehend. Get some sun light and pray every now and then.
@@dionysius4353 you know muslims say dues vult every day 😂
As you cited David Hume, I shall continue :
"... the triumphant warriors, after every enemy was subdued and slaughtered, immediately turned themselves, with the sentiments of humiliation and contrition, towards the holy sepulchre. They threw aside their arms, still streaming with blood: They advanced with reclined bodies, and naked feet and heads to that sacred monument: They sung anthems to their Saviour, who had there purchased their salvation by his death and agony: And their devotion, enlivened by the presence of the place where he had suffered, so overcame their fury, that they dissolved in tears, and bore the appearance of every soft and tender sentiment. So inconsistent is human nature with itself! And so easily does the most effeminate superstition ally, both with the most heroic courage, and with the fiercest barbarity!"
“My mother told me” but your shield wall has fallen at The Battle of Hastings
"We've gotta get out of this place." but you're on the roof of an embassy in Saigon waiting for the last chopper.
That's awesome!
Yankee Doodle “but the British are charging bunker hill”
"Ay Carmela", but you're holding the position in the battle of the Ebro
Don’t stop believing but your eating the best onion rings in the state (sopranos)
The mixing on this is damn good. I can just picture it as the CGI intro to some dark medieval video game
Zemlyane - "Grass near home" but you're launching the first man in space
"Salladin has crossed the Jordan river with 20 gazzilion men"
I feel this. I was born in Jerusalem.
We fight til the last men! We must defend Jerusalem!
Deus Vult Brother
@@arthurmorgan972 allah akbr
We getting Biblical up in this bish 😤
Deus Vult Brothers from the U.S. 🇺🇸✝️
"Brother will fight against brother, neighbor against neighbor, city against city, kingdom against kingdom." Isaiah 19:2
"The foggy dew" but you're in the GPO while it's being shelled during the easter rising 🇮🇪 erin go breagh
Happy Merchant Song, but you're under siege at Jerusalem
"la victoire est à nous" but the Imperial Guard is being destroyed at Waterloo
hey! this is my original idea!
but indeed he should make more napoleonic stuff
@@gergelylaszlo5463 An original idea on the internet is hard to claim it. I have had this in my mind for many videos, but just this one I got here early enough for being worth commenting. If you also had this idea, before or after me it doesn't matter, what matters is more people also having this idea and sharing it, making the chances of him seeing it more likely
“I get around” (Beach Boys) but you still see the jungle every time you close your eyes
HOLY CRAP the sound design in this one is sooo good dude keep it up my guy
"fields of Verdun but you're a shellshocked French soldier in the trenches"
“rising dawn” but you’re waiting for the last helicopter.
"It's just a burning memory", but soviet troops in Friedrichschtrasse
"In the name of god, while you are going to jerusalem in the popular crusade"
Runnin' down a dream but you're at the battle of 73 easting
I love the canvas look on the Wojack!
Johnny B. Goode, but aliens found the voyager's golden record
I have just spend about 3 hours listening to every single 'X but you're Y' and I am truly in awe. Spectacular work. Here's some suggestions:
- 'Rozkwitały pąki białych róż' but you're defending the last stand during battle of Wizna and you're just about to kill yourself with a grenade (that actually happened)
- 'Bolszewika goń goń goń' but your Home Army unit has just been ambushed by the communists
- 'Warszawianka' but you're dying in the Warsaw city sewers after your Home Army unit failed to capture German command post
- 'Janek Wiśniewski padł' but you're just being beaten mercilessly by the police in the streets of Gdańsk in 1970
- 'La Marseillaise' but you're just retreating from Moscow to Smolensk while freezing to death and the Cossacks ambushed you in the woods
- 'Tous les garçons et les filles' but you're on the barricade in Algiers in 1961
- 'Srpska garda' but you're a Serb living in Krajina and the Croatians are forcing you to leave your home
- 'Bosanska artilerija' but you're crossing the street in Sarajevo under siege
- 'The Lebanon' by The Human League but you're a firefighter in Beirut harbor in 2020
- 'Glory to the banner of Islam' but you're hiding in a basement in Baghdad after American bombings started
Четырнадцать минут до старта (14 minutes to start) but Soyuz 1 is spinning out of control
we’ll hang out the washing on the siegfried line but you’re waiting for evacuation at st nazaire
„Agni Parthene“ but the Ottomans are destroying the walls of Constantinople and the last Roman Emperor charges against the enemy
But Agni Parthene was composed in 19th century...
“Rhodesians never die” but you are flying a chopper over the Zambezi river
Let's gooo 2nd attempt: I'm so very happy I discovered your channel this is the best thing ever I'm over excited here's a few ideas that popped into my head:
1. Death to Vienna but the Winged Hussars just started their charge (Battle of Vienna 1683)
2. Lightning Strikes or Agni Parthene but the Ottomans just breached the walls (Siege of Constantinople 1453)
3. Mahom Bi Ummata Ahmad but Duke Odo is raiding your camp and the army is getting routed (Battle of Tours 732)
And my own personal favorite which hits close to home
4. Abzakh War Song but the Russians commence their final charge in Sochi (Battle of Qbaada/Sochi 1864)
by "death to vienna" do you perhaps mean "ceddin deden"?
Oh thats a lot. Hope you get noticed man
@@panzerbumbum469 yeah that one
Winged Hussars? Don't you mean the battle of Vienna in 1683?
@@antonigorecki9173 my bad I'll edit it now
You are too good at these. Keep up the good work.
Radetzky March" But your fighting the Italians at the Battle of Novara
Brian Boru's march but you're at the battle of Clontarf
Waltzing Matilda but the Glenrowan pub is going up in flames
Foggy Dew but you're protesting detention without trial in Derry, Ireland on the 30th of january
Medieval combat is something else
"Bright Sunny South" But General Pickett has just given the order to plug bayonets.
"I'm just the fourth son of a farmer trying to bring home some loot"
"Hino da infantaria" or "hino da independência" but you're in the battle of Battle of Tuyutí
The Band Played Waltzing Matilda by Eric Bogle but you're evacuating from Gallipoli.
"Knights of cydonia" but you're manning the 50 cal while riding towards nowzad
"Free in The Harbor" by Stan Rogers but you're around a campfire in the Maine woods on the last day of hunting season in 1995
'Welcome to the Black Parade' but you're in 95F* wet bulb temperature just trying to survive.
“Blinding Lights” but you’ve been hit by a flash bang in Portland in the summer of 2020
Most people don’t understand the crusades were a series of defensive wars, after three of five of the episcopal seas fell, and they were banging on the gates of Jerusalem, and they would frequently raid the Italian coast even performing the Siege of Rome
Stefan Molyneux had a documentary on the historical context of the crusades. He was banned but you should still be able to find the documentary.
Goosebumps but your at astroworld
Big Rock Candy Mountain, but you're starving and freezing in a boxcar
"Satisfaction" but you get ambushed on the first day of the Tet Offensive.
Fun, Fun, Fun but you’re storming the Normandy
Tomorrow Never Knows, but you’re in the middle of the Tet Offensive
,,Venimus, vidimus et Deus vicit"
The Trooper but it's the Charge of The Light Brigade
Rolling Stones 'Money' but you're listening to it on the radio while working in a steel factory
"Wha'll be King but Charlie" but you're losing the battle of Culloden.
"Loch Lomond" But you're a Jacobite being led to the gallows.
Sixteen Tons but you're working deep in a coal mine
“Horthy miklós katonája vagyok” but you were shot near the Don
Njet Molotov but you're covering the retreat of your squad
Whitney Houstons the Star Spangled Banner, or “Reign of Terror” as your flying your F-16 over Baghdad February 1991
"Wir sind die schwarze Hussaren in der Luft"
But Spitfire shot down your kamerad
Attempt 5: " Over the hills, and far away " but the next zulu wave is advancing
War is never decided on a nation Rather than persuaded by the one person who profits from it all
For the pope!
POV: your hearing a British gang war outside your flat
Lmao
Suggestion: Battle Hymn for the republic but you and the sliver shirts are storming Washington D.C
little dark age but your the old guard at the battle of waterloo
-Palästinalied, but Saladin's forces have you surrounded at the horns of Hattin.
-Rolandskvadet, but Heathens are ambushing the Rearguard.
-Tapere Landsoldat, but the Prussians are assaulting Dybbol
-Red sun in the Sky, but it's actually American close air support. (Korean War)
Roring blades bring sounds so grimly
Panama but you are on a helicopter getting ready to be deployed for the invasion of panama
In einem Polstädtchen but your a German soilder defending from a British counter attack in WW1
"Yankee Privateer" but you're retreating during the Penobscot Expedition
Blue Moon but Legion forces are advancing and your backup has gone silent
alternatively, Something's Gotta Give but NCR troopers are overrunning your position at HELIOS ONE
That linen texture over the wojak , damn
"Edge of Destruction" but youre on a Patrolboat in the Mekong Delta
"fischia il vento" but you're about to ambush a german convoy attemp (attemp n.21)
Unser Liebe Fraue, but you are marching to arms at Pavia
"A las barricadas" but the falangist start advancing on your position
The foggy dew but you're in the four courts in 1916
"Jungle work" But you're holding off the Simbas in Katanga
Green Day - "Brain Stew" but you're inside an M1 Abrams at the Battle of Fallujah, 2004.
"I Vow To Thee My Country" but you're fighting off the french at Agincourt
"Coming In On a Wing and a Prayer" but your B-17 is going down over Germany.
This is so beautiful ☝️.
Deus Vult!
“Ashes” but the Pillar of Autumn has just left Reach and you are all alone.
"We will Jerusalem."
I laughing this joke everytime
"Silent Night" but you're in the 1914 Christmas ceasefire
More crusading stuff pls