It's The End Of The World As We Know It but you're detecting Soviet nukes (And You Feel Fine)
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- Опубликовано: 3 авг 2021
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- Nikita Khrushchev
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Shout out to Vasili Arkhipov, he prevented a real nuclear war from happening during the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Real OG
The power of God at his finger tips.
@@Jackson-sx9gi No it would not happen at all (MAD doctrine). Preventing a nuclear war by all means though...they would as when the nuke flies, everyone will retaliate.
Stanislav Petrov did it again in 1983
@@jrmungandr 55 days at Peking but you’re an American soldier waiting for help to arrive.
"Big Iron" but you're Texas Red and you're bleeding out in the hot Arizona Sun
Yes
...As the Legion is taking over the NCR positions.
Hey that’s pretty good
@@Bread-nx9fo Good ending
Yes
Here comes the sun, but you're a japanese man noticing a bright light in the distance.
@Hi last name Beatles, but I suppose Wurtz would be cool.
Let's go sunning
mount st. helens is going to blow up
Pika-don!
God that's dark
This wojack doesn't even begin to represent the absolute despair of the background audio. This one hit hard
Nah it nails it perfectly “well what the fuck could I or am I supposed to do? It’s the end, might as well embrace it”
Weirdly enough, this one seems like the scenario that has a happy ending.
INCOMING INCOMING INCOMING
he feels fine
It gave me the creeps and a sense of impending doom, this one
In a nuclear bunker, as a installation commander, you'd have your team verify that nuclear war was imminent. After nuclear annihilation was confirmed, you'd launch your missiles from the silos and, in the words of the federal government, "Await further instructions."
What further instructions. The world is ending. May as well fuck that one hot clerk in the supply room
@@kentuckyace1068 yeah the problem would be the world would not be ending, so then after you're sure the world is ending you can launch the hot one
It is only the end of the world as you know it, not totally. :-)
I've seen contingency orders for ww3 and probably the most chilling line I've ever read is:
"In absence of further instruction, independent action is authorized"
@@cpob2013i almost expect something similar to the enclave to the forged after nuclear war .by those inside mt weather and those other government facilities under rock and stones
Lads, its been a fucking honor to meme alongside you.
May God have mercy on the young men and women who lives where killed because of there world leader
My name is Homo Sapiens, hominid of hominids, look upon my works ye mighty, and despair
@@codymoon5315 Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
Its been an Honor! To every people no matter the Agenda or Ideology WW3 memes / Fallout Memes😂 even if everything de-escalated in the future it will happen
@@sovereign6532 It will further escalate. Look at what Poland is doing. The eastern NATO countries are starting to fall out of line in aid of Ukraine and will pull whole NATO with them.
"Swords of Iraq" but you are an Iraqi tanker stuck at the Highway of Death.
Yes.
We need
More like Iraqi civilian trying to not get killed by some american dudes
Oh! Too late...
@@hiredmurderer6228 Iraqi civilians did not invade Kuwait
@@joshuajoaquin5099 We know, the American attack jets didn't care though.
"keep your rifle by your side" but the ATF is raiding your compound in Waco
YESS!!!
YESS!!!
YES !!!!
YES!
YESS!!!!!!!
“Who is that dude just standing there with his earbuds in?”
“It’s Ron- from NORAD.”
Surely it is Da Ron...
"Hands on keys: 3, 2, 1... Mark!" was perfectly timed with the music.
One of my favourite all-time moments in all videos
This right here.
Sir we are at DEFCON 1
*cocks sidearm
TURN YOUR KEY SIR
@@nathanraby2696 sac, get sac on the line
This has been the most darkly ironic song you've done, and I love it.
Thanks! I'm very fond of this one myself
@@jrmungandr No lie, this is probably the best "It's ______ but_____" I've ever watched.
@@MarquisLeary34 thanks man, appreciate it
He actually did it, legend
Legit one of the best suggestions I've ever had
@@jrmungandr yeah
Pog
thank you for killing Hitler my dude
Who killed Hitler tho
God this is beautiful in its morbidity and irony. Imagine your last actions being the cold and professional launch of your countrys nuclear ordinance, not even a moment allowed to grieve the end, maybe spite being the last thing left to your mind.
At that point there'd be no emotion just pure resignation to your fate. So while you're at it you'll make sure the other bastard won't go home either, because if your world is over theirs might as well be too.
I mean you literally just follow orders and sometimes some of those ICBMs are duds. But other times you know who knows.
@@MrJack1992 Well, as we've got a defcon concept, we'd be currently at defcon 3. At this stage nations will likely already prepare their nuclear weapons in case of severe escalation and limit the likeliness of malfunctioning or at last at Defcon 2. As we've got a Ukraine invasion currently which threatens the bordering states to Russia, it looks like everything is heading to Defcon 2 in the near future.
The human parts are over really quick intentionally, probably partly to prevent second thoughts, so at least on the cold war weapons you would get time to think as the automated parts of the launch continue
Hearing someone open their last can of soda was a nice touch to this.
It was a beer
We all will one day crack open a cold one, not knowing that’ll it be the last one with boys
@@nathanraby2696 damn that was sad
@@nathanraby2696 Drinking a cold one while the world is consumed in Nuclear Fire. Cheers!
@@asinatrafanatic2697 might as well drink all, radiation gonna suck being sober
I think it was a key turning or the covering over a launch button flipping open - you can hear the retaliatory ICBMs launching a bit after that sound effect
Just saw the comment suggesting this half an hour ago, wild
Me to!
I saw it too
Same
.....
ruclips.net/video/hnCRauRKD5o/видео.html
This sounds like an audio recording from an alternate universe where it all went down. With the military’s sense of humour this song was probably playing on radios in all manners of nuclear facilities.
The soda can cracking open at 3:05 was a good touch, a totally everyday occurrence during a literal apocalypse.
I don't think that was a soda can, i think that was the locks for the missile keys
It really does sound like that but you never know
Last cold one before the cold nuclear winter
It's not a soda can, search lauching minute man missiles you ll find the clip the audio is from, it's part of the gear their turning or flipping during the launch. But very well done. Though, I think if the world was gonna end, why not pop a cold one eh?
Beer
6 months ago: “damn it would suck if this shot happened”
Now: “damn this shit is gonna suck when it happens”
This is kinda a shitshow. Now they’re threatening to knock the ISS out of orbit.
@Rante Aligheri Looks like NATO is all on its way to establish a armed "peace mission", the eastern states are starting to fall out of line. Especially Poland has a score to settle for what happened to their politicians in 2010 in Russia. Seems like WW3 is getting inevitable, well was nice in this world so far.
@@andresvalverde5182 yee there's been alot of article 5 memes recently
Fr
Just have a very strong drink and this song at the ready
"Chanson de l'oignon" but you're with the Old Guard at Waterloo
"thousands of british pop out of the fields"
I was thinking of Chanson de l'oignon but you're an Austrian at Austerlitz. Glad someone has the same taste.
The Old Guard fought at Plancenoit and faced off against the Prussians. It was the Middle Guard who were broken, but it was the Dutch who defeated them, alongside a few rallying British regiments who broke from the initial Middle Guard attack.
'' Chant de l'oignon ''
That would be cool
Honestly this gotta be one of the best work of yours. I hope you’re really proud of this one, chief
Oh yes
Reminds me
I was in Colorado Springs a few weeks ago and for most of it we were next to Cheyenne Mountain and its huge underground base
I think it also used to be home to the big red end of the world button kek
As Jeremy Clarkson said “And on that bombshell we end tonight”.
EWWW CRINGE MAN!
No you’re the cringe
based
Love your username and profile pic. May the commies burn and die a painful death.
@@cartermccauley7352 hurrah
You know, The end of the world scenario in Cold War is very depressing, I didn't like the idea of ending the world or something, Don't think anyone does.
it's scary
@@dds2491 BUDDY! Great name you got yourself there! Comment's a bit pedestrian but we're all allowed one.
You should watch Lord PPP, currently on the channel @DAKKA DAKKA that way there'll be two Walters! We can start a little army - the Walter Storm Division!
Humanity would survivie
Agree
@@fro99er2 what about civilization and nature ? I guess, nature will be destroyed by nuclear war
"Over there" but your a 17 year old american solider rushing a trench with your shotgun
Holy shit that "INCOMING INCOMING INCOMING" siren always gets me. Ever since I watched that CIWS video it always gives me chills
Same here brother.
and they're still initiating launches right up until they're vaporized
What cwis video?
@@freedomfalcon what video are you guys talking about?
@@bobnoneya1267 ruclips.net/video/heLuUd0VK2s/видео.htmlsi=wsQtoOU8-7L-_ZYU
“Raiders - Indian Reservation” however your blockade is being stormed by the Canadian Royal 22nd Regiment during the Oka crisis
Wow
How about the Marvin Rainwater version?
Hell yeah
Based af
megabased
"Bones in the ocean" but you're on the HMS Hood taking fire from the Bismark during the battle of the Denmark Strait.
Better yet use Sink the Bismarck by Johnny Horton
@@harlanmartin9841 Yeah I think that would fit better
How bout sabaton’s Bismarck?
Its abit too much I'd say Johnny Horton's speak of a subtle confidence that is immediately shattered with Hood's explosion and sinking.
@@nathanstanley4152 it wouldn't fit because that song mentions the hood being sunk, why would that be played when the hood isn't sunk yet
The live chat replay was one of the greatest things i've seen in a while holy crap
We have fun
Better dead than red
Imagine being the guy who's stuck on the can in the bathroom😂😂
Hope you'd at least get done before the bombs hit, would if the world ended and you were still, you know
@@jrmungandr 😂 hell of a story to tell some survivors
"so tell me...where were you when the bombs fell?"
"ahh...i was dropping bombs of my own making to be honest..."
@@pyroshilov8474 😂😂
@@pyroshilov8474would be a great fallout lore side story
“Anchors Away” but your listening to the haul of the USS Thresher crush slowly as she’s sinking uncontrollably to her crush depth.
Yes with thumping on the metal hull as the sailors try and signal for help
For now I refer y'all to my kursk video ruclips.net/video/LyCya5XszE8/видео.html
@@dominickstewart433 so I know what your talking about and I would be very skeptical about what that report had. A lot of noise was generated by the above water destroyers pinging away with their sonar and screws. It’s very unlikely that the crew recovered the ship.
There's already a Thresher one out there with A Drop of Nelson's Blood.
"Eternal Father, Strong to save" is a better choice imo
"Roland the headless Thompson gunner" but the bloody Irish peacekeepers won't surrender
That profile picture..... It haunts me.
Awesome
HURRAH!
@@theslavicdoomerandfighter2631 so is yours
My favorite litterary masterpiece.
Buddy's gonna lay a brick when he takes his headphones out.
I LOVE BEING ON DEFCON 2 I LOVE BEING ON DEFCON 2
WE GOT YOU SURROUNDED, COME OUT AND CONSUME YOUR NORMAL PILLS
We're on Defcon 4 fucking idiot
But DEFCON 1 is fun!
“10 seconds to launch, open the missile silos. Jerry, what….?! We have to open the silos or they’ll explode on the…. *THE SILO DOORS ARE CLOSED! THIS IS SUICIDE!!* “
Is it done, Yuri?
@@TemperusMaximusM41 "No, Comrade Premier. It has only begun....."
[Hell March 2 starts playing]
You found a way to make alarms and the Early Alert System sound into a listenable and interesting sound, where they aren't annoying.
Can of Coke to you, good sir. You are truly a sonic artist.
“Stars and Stripes Forever” But you are fighting up Mount Suribachi
The thunderer but the beaches of iwo jima are getting closer
"Спокойная ночь" But you're piloting an Mi-24 in the calm Chechen night
Have a similar comment like this but with a different song and a different plot.
"Группа крови" by Viktor Tsoi but you're on a Moscow bridge firing at the parliament building in October 1993
Also huge thanks from Moscow, Russia. Love this channel.
@@PANZERCATWAGON2 It's Victor Tsoy, not Yuri.
@@ThePovarPower it's Виктор Робертович, раз на то пошло :р
@@PANZERCATWAGON2 ахахах, это да) Сначала написал тот коммент, а только потом понял, что ты тоже из России :D
Depressing and anxiety inducing. Beautiful in it's depiction nonetheless. When you take a moment to actually imagine the scenario and those in it, this is some really powerful stuff.
Thanks!
"I just wanna run" but Napoleon just burned his ships
Idea: Scotland The Brave but you’re watching your comrades perish around you in Culloden Field.
As a representative of the Scottish, I approve!
Ton of great Jacobite songs would work too, wha’ll be king but Charlie, summer of ‘46, white cockade, etc.
F for the Jacobites, they were too righteous for this world
this would work so good as an acutal ending movie scene
Or intro, really
“sweet dreams are made of this” but your in your barracks in Beirut on October 23rd 1983
"God Save the Queen" but you're dogfighting Bf-109s in a Spitfire over Dover in 1940
Yes
If there was ever a song for the world to go out to, it's this one.
Though its lyrics may not be exactly about the end of the world, its messy nature could be a way of showing the mess humanity was in
I like to interpret it as listing out a bunch of things that won’t exist anymore after the end of the world (as we know it)
3:23 really is impressive. The absolute timing on that gave me chills...
"I always did think that sword looked tacky, hanging up there..."
hits different right now
"Грозный Ты Держал Врага" but you're defending the Presidential Palace from advancing Russians
"RAMIREZ, PROTECT THE BURGERTOWN"
What does that translate to?
@@Bread-nx9fo terrible you held the enemy but you’re defending the presidential palace from advancing Russian
@@g3tshotheett that isn't terrible, that is Groznyi, city located in the caucasian part of Russia
Attempt 3 (last one I promise): "Ain't that a Kick in the Head" But you must hold the line against the incoming Legionaries at the Battle of Hoover Dam
Yes this is good
55 days at Peking but your squad of power armor marines gets bogged down on the Yangtze River
@@javierquintal7301 Oh fuck yeah
Almost cried at the end of this one. It felt awfully terrifying.
lol
Man the rad roaches gonna get you first…🤷🏻♂️😆
Same lad, same…
Next should be Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake but you’re Stanislav Petrov.
Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake but you’re Stanislav Petrov and you do rely the "american attack" to your superiors
"Incoming incoming incoming"
That should be terrifying to hear
I find myself rewatching almost at a daily amount now…
This aged like fine milk
More like fine wine
“I dont want to set the world on fire” but your David Chipman watching Waco burn
Oh yeah
The EAS going off like crazy really is the cherry on top of this chaotic and nightmarish scenario.
10/10, nothing hits as hard as fear of nuclear war
*Guys... I feel fine.*
This hits a little different now
Oh well, here we go.
"Fly me to the moon" but you are in a space shuttle crashing down to Earth
Or you're one of the astronauts from the Apollo 1 or 13 Missions.
@@alexzepeda8719 yeah that sounds less sad
@@Chorophilax Both would work. Good song by the way ;)
DEFCON 2 BOYS ALMOST THERE!
Ok Ukraine was attacked today and this feels realer than ever
Heh, the CRAM "Incoming! Incoming!" sample was excellent.
Well boys, if this happens, it's been a pleasure knowing you all.
🫡
Attempt 3: ”You’re In The Army Now” but you’re on a dinghy headed for shore on the Falkland islands
C'mon poland, do the Funny!
I used to live outside Colorado springs, a few miles from norad. I knew that if the nukes went flying, at least the end would be quick for me
"Light of Rome" but the Roman Empire is Collapsing and you're in the middle of it all
ever heard of that Soviet officer who detected 5 Minutemen III missiles on his radar and was about to report it to activate retaliation before seeing it's strangely only 5 and not 1000 or something
I'm just a janitor mopping the floor, jamming out with my sony walkman. I guess they're testing the alarms again? Why does everyone look so nervous?
idea: Vapaussutorin Valloituslaulu but youre a soviet soldier stranded in the cold unforgiving tundra
Its been a while since a russian themed vid this would be awesome
@@_bellona_792 well technically it isnt as russian themed as it is finnish themed
VAPAUSSOTURIN VALLOITUSLAULU IS A FINNISH CIVIL WAR SONG TELLING THE STORY OF THE WHITE GUARD'S TAKEOVER OF THE COUNTRY CITY BY CITY AND HATE ON REDS AND RUSSIANS.
@@praisekekshadilay5862 that it is
Russian vid tomorrow!
you’re an ottoman successfully holding out in the city of Vienna, but then the winged hussars arrive.
And so we go
Mass mobilizations guyssss
It’s on
Finally a sleep ambience song for me.
This could be us rather soon, lads.
Let the good times roll
@@jrmungandr I couldn't agree more, especially now that we're 90 seconds to midnight. So, kick back and enjoy the ride because there's no turning off the Highway to Hell now
Fucking CNN zombies following empty threats and having their Ukraine flags as if they always knew it even existed
I think this is your best video so far. The fastpaced wonderful county song adding to a really interesting light themed and secretive picture with alot of different sound effects not just the default EAS alarm all add up to creating this dark and cynical, but pumping up athmosphere.
the sirens
jesus
"We are now at DEFCON 1"
Me: Whelp, now there's no reason to not get shitfaced *starts chugging hard liquor*
This was good, better with the launch procedures in the background, all until the "INCOMING INCOMING INCOMING" then it was just terrifying. The only thing I'd say that might make it better would be if the video just went silent and had a black screen all of the sudden instead of the rumbling.
Just bright light and infinite noise
“Panzerlied” but you are in the battle of Kursk just trying to stay alive
So much germans and hungarians lost there... Such a horrific battle
Yes!
*”…shit.”*
C-RAM at the end gives me chills
I can't even comprehend how it'd feel to be in the shoes of someone in that situation. You'd barely have time to figure out what do
Pure terror
Neat fact . In the event of a nuclear war, the recovery plan as usual involved getting the post office and tax systems going again first . And yes they will want you to pay taxes that you missed during the nukes or during the time where the government was absent
delusional
The post office makes sense, reestablishing lines of communication is a prerequisite to pretty much any actual attempt at restoring order. There's a reason why the US Postal Service was established before even the military.
"Battle Hymn of the Republic" but you're a PoW in WW2 and your German captors are playing it to mock you on an old radio
"Strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?" Joshua from Wargames
When it's October 23, 2077, but you are Fallout fan.
Bringing this one back based on recent events
Idea: "Battle hymn of the Republic" but you're defending Little Round top against the Confederates
Sounds gay
You’re just salty since your traitorous ancestors lost
@@ihateyankees3655 Still crying over the defeat of the traitors?
I bet he is
@@yankee_07 can you point to the part of the constitution that bans secession?
Well... this aged well
*"MIRV REENTRY VEHICLES DETECTED. 5200, 5300, ENTERING TERMINAL PHASE."*
Aged like fine wine. And besides, if Nuclear annihilation is near, I only hope to it to be quick.
Shoutout to Putin
It’s not going to happen
@@joshuamaldonado250 I hope it does though.
I only wish it to be slow and painful. Any survivors should be traumatsed enough to never let it happen again.
Not going to lie, the last part gives me chills.
I was here before nuclear armageddon, don't forget us.
When you end the video but the sirens are still playing
one fire by rome, and your farm is raided by ZANU Rebels and your FN is running out of ammunition
This song now hiits hard giving putins put his nukes on standby
He made this so quickly after that guy made the suggestion 🤩
We have fun
"Have You Ever Seen The Rain" By CCR, but your Bell UH-1 pilot just got shot.
This is ABSOLUTELY terrifying. I cannot even comprehend how I’d react if I actually went through this.