THIS Could Be the Next Mario Kart!

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @rhettspaget6142
    @rhettspaget6142 5 лет назад +886

    "speed characters cannot fly"
    *Meta knight intensifies*

    • @novathefallenstarwarrior
      @novathefallenstarwarrior 5 лет назад +69

      *Laughs in Brawl*

    • @DevMetamorphic
      @DevMetamorphic 5 лет назад +18

      Meta would be brawl again

    • @SoupWizard776
      @SoupWizard776 5 лет назад +9

      brawl would like to know your location lol

    • @fearfly7444
      @fearfly7444 4 года назад

      I’m like 666

    • @deniseadnitt7452
      @deniseadnitt7452 4 года назад

      Why that makes no sense i mean you could just make it fly anyway but you go so fast that you would just crash or something

  • @pyro_3359
    @pyro_3359 5 лет назад +2312

    Large object: *exists*
    Ganondorf: “haha I’m in danger”

    • @BurgerSoup
      @BurgerSoup 5 лет назад +10

      *You're in danger.

    • @patddontpee
      @patddontpee 5 лет назад +20

      You already know that if he does a sequel to this video he’ll have pig cannon sit on Gannondorf

    • @preston_gaming6203
      @preston_gaming6203 4 года назад +1

      pikachu smoosh him

    • @CYB3Redux
      @CYB3Redux 4 года назад +1

      wait is you profile pic roy

    • @langstonlyle6211
      @langstonlyle6211 3 года назад

      instablaster...

  • @GuiasMaurelChile
    @GuiasMaurelChile 5 лет назад +114

    "Let racers have different classes so they can go through different shortcuts"
    So, like Sonic Riders?

    • @DJack276
      @DJack276 5 лет назад +1

      That's what I was thinking xD.

    • @ninjapumpkin0127
      @ninjapumpkin0127 5 лет назад +6

      *Enraged Knuckles with enlarged head intensifies

    • @chocov1233
      @chocov1233 5 лет назад

      Sonic and Sega All Stars Riders: X-Tream X-Over.

    • @StoryTeller796
      @StoryTeller796 5 лет назад

      Sonic racing all stars. Anyone remember the first car game I played in me life.

    • @stardust_sonic
      @stardust_sonic 5 лет назад

      More like Team Sonic & All-Stars Riders

  • @charcola5975
    @charcola5975 4 года назад +583

    18:10 "If you'd really like to see them, please let me know."
    I'd like to see them, as well as any ideas you might have cut from this video.

  • @undefined7206
    @undefined7206 5 лет назад +941

    Everyone: Double Dash, but better
    Alax: Kirby Air Ride, but better

    • @sonicroachdoggjrraven3263
      @sonicroachdoggjrraven3263 5 лет назад +5

      *Alax

    • @clsoelaosledaed
      @clsoelaosledaed 5 лет назад +15

      me: Sonic R, but better

    • @charizardDEfuego
      @charizardDEfuego 5 лет назад +17

      Caution, you can't enhance something that is already perfect. That's why Kirby's Air Ride and F-Zero GX are the last of their kind.

    • @poots4725
      @poots4725 5 лет назад +5

      Me: Sonic Riders but better

    • @blob1588
      @blob1588 4 года назад

      Me: Big Rigs: over the road racing but better.

  • @tonydiii
    @tonydiii 5 лет назад +331

    "Now for some less popular Nintendo all-stars"
    Shows Wii Fit trainer
    *laughs in 18.22 million copies sold*

    • @brittanynguyen3794
      @brittanynguyen3794 5 лет назад +5

      I wanna replace it with something else: RING FIT ADVENTURER

    • @DaniloSantosVieira
      @DaniloSantosVieira 5 лет назад +3

      its not right up there with mario so dont play the dummy. he meant least popular, not un-popular

  • @teo3066
    @teo3066 5 лет назад +300

    Hey, just a second here:
    Peach should *definetely* have a great glide/float stat. C'mon

  • @nathanahedgehog2871
    @nathanahedgehog2871 4 года назад +410

    “Villager could collect bells to upgrade his kart to be faster”
    That’s literally Sonic Riders

    • @hypersonic2828
      @hypersonic2828 4 года назад +9

      Speaking of which if this is super smash kart why is sonic not in the roster

    • @raiden6182
      @raiden6182 4 года назад +6

      Because sonic is ded

    • @hypersonic2828
      @hypersonic2828 4 года назад +7

      @@raiden6182 Don't awake the fan base. I may be part of it but the rest of the fan base would end you for saying that. Idc what you think though, I know you have an option. Just warning you.

    • @cuteminicrewmate2638
      @cuteminicrewmate2638 4 года назад +1

      They have been woke

    • @NicolasAndrade-zn1wo
      @NicolasAndrade-zn1wo 4 года назад +1

      @@hypersonic2828 Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed on Steam

  • @AirahsELL
    @AirahsELL 5 лет назад +445

    Alax: imma talk about a mario kart smash crossover video.
    Arlo: wait, thats illegal

    • @tobyjay5999
      @tobyjay5999 5 лет назад +8

      Salty Shunk yeah he literally just made a video on this.

    • @bryanchoque6620
      @bryanchoque6620 5 лет назад +4

      @@tobyjay5999 yall forgetting scotts video

    • @tsukiyo2161
      @tsukiyo2161 5 лет назад

      Salty Shunk that’s what I thought

    • @FS64_
      @FS64_ 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @nostalgiaworks5999
      @nostalgiaworks5999 5 лет назад +3

      @@bryanchoque6620 All of you have forgotten that Black Nerd Comedy made a video on this subject back in 2014.

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 5 лет назад +198

    Free Switch: *I sleep*
    Shrek 2 on DVD: _R E A L S H I T_

    • @jaccy9797
      @jaccy9797 5 лет назад +2

      Dang you beat me to it

  • @Brodbrody
    @Brodbrody 5 лет назад +220

    "Peach is one of the trickiest characters of the game."
    *Peach is placed in All Around*

    • @KodexKat
      @KodexKat 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @VivioSaf
      @VivioSaf 5 лет назад +30

      My brain stopped working when I saw Eevee in Heavy.

    • @senritsujumpsuit6021
      @senritsujumpsuit6021 5 лет назад

      well peach must have a hidden talent so stay weary

  • @lucinamain6861
    @lucinamain6861 4 года назад +492

    "Drunk adults" *looks at Alpharad*

    • @johnnyboythecool
      @johnnyboythecool 4 года назад +23

      Looks like you couldn't handle the FUNNYMAN AERIAL

    • @mmgmagic
      @mmgmagic 4 года назад +15

      I like the idea that Alpharad could be characterised as a Pub-Stomping Pub Regular.

    • @leap123_
      @leap123_ 4 года назад +1

      69 likes

    • @jujuPLUS
      @jujuPLUS 3 года назад +2

      Alpharad pushes glasses

    • @Cal.F
      @Cal.F 3 года назад +1

      nice pfp

  • @Bigbrazy400
    @Bigbrazy400 5 лет назад +258

    “You can use a candle as a sensor bar”
    *flashes back to when my sensor bar was broken as a kid when I was on the final dungeon of skyward sword and didn’t beat it till after a long and tortuous 4 months*

    • @Androiski
      @Androiski 5 лет назад

      Adam Fuller r/woosh

    • @galiasvirtual4078
      @galiasvirtual4078 5 лет назад +4

      Actually, you need two candles to make it work.

    • @tl1882
      @tl1882 5 лет назад +4

      @Adam Fuller the sensor bar is just a ir blaster and the wii remote is a ir reader

  • @L3X1N
    @L3X1N 5 лет назад +380

    Arlo and Alax are literally the same person, confirmed.

    • @Who-ug8nj
      @Who-ug8nj 5 лет назад +13

      Even down to them saying stuff like “just let pit fly”, or “Rex would be an echo fighter for shulk”

    • @hps362
      @hps362 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah, they're mature sophisticated adults...
      THAT JUST WANT A TRUE PAPER MARIO SEQUEL!

    • @mattwo7
      @mattwo7 5 лет назад +2

      Alax doesn't reference MovieBob without an ounce of shame like Arlo does.

    • @anibalhyrulesantihero7021
      @anibalhyrulesantihero7021 4 года назад

      Alax is sarcastic while Arlo is neutral.

  • @sebassegiel2675
    @sebassegiel2675 5 лет назад +275

    2019: Banjo for Smash
    2020: Banjo for Nintendo kart

  • @theweegees4084
    @theweegees4084 4 года назад +99

    Imagine seeing Ridley in a peach kart.

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 3 года назад +8

      That alone justifies this concept

    • @Blizar760
      @Blizar760 Год назад +2

      You can’t choose carts in this concept

  • @CaptBurgerson
    @CaptBurgerson 5 лет назад +695

    Link: literally has a paraglider
    Alax: he cant glide.

    • @ghostmangm3059
      @ghostmangm3059 4 года назад +43

      Or he could just use a cucco

    • @sizzlingbaconbits9913
      @sizzlingbaconbits9913 4 года назад +21

      @@ghostmangm3059 *God has joined the game*

    • @zac3249
      @zac3249 4 года назад +7

      Oooh Cucco would be flipping amazing! Hookshot could be another shorter option

    • @sizzlingbaconbits9913
      @sizzlingbaconbits9913 4 года назад +1

      @@n01rsc3n3 may we all rejoice

    • @deniseadnitt7452
      @deniseadnitt7452 4 года назад +3

      @CaptBurgerson hes on a motorcycle how will a small glider carry that

  • @jonathantruong7069
    @jonathantruong7069 5 лет назад +123

    Marth would obviously be riding his Binding Shield like a surfboard, and his special would be he loses his pants.

    • @Nyahahameha
      @Nyahahameha 5 лет назад +6

      I read that as "his special would be he loses his parents". Oohoohoohoohoo!

    • @CaptainWobbs
      @CaptainWobbs 5 лет назад +5

      And his pants land on another racer’s head and blind them! It’s perfect.

    • @jonathantruong7069
      @jonathantruong7069 5 лет назад +5

      @@Nyahahameha Oh god why you gotta do him dirty like that.
      But honestly, considering what happens with most parents on FE, it would make sense as a special.

    • @NontpNonjo
      @NontpNonjo 5 лет назад

      I would unironically buy this game just for Marth racing on the Fire Emblem like a surfboard.

    • @anibalhyrulesantihero7021
      @anibalhyrulesantihero7021 4 года назад

      Now you just the game age-restricted.

  • @javierdeprada9223
    @javierdeprada9223 5 лет назад +130

    Ridley is just using his side B throughtout the entire race, dragging someone along the circuit. Preferably Samus' mom, if not just Grey Voice.

    • @trumanbelcher7877
      @trumanbelcher7877 4 года назад +9

      Javier de Prada better yet, put both parents on both hands

    • @danielwilson8604
      @danielwilson8604 4 года назад +11

      He uses them like a skateboard, complete with ramp tricks

    • @droidixbacon
      @droidixbacon 4 года назад +1

      Another Ridley

    • @thewall4069
      @thewall4069 4 года назад +1

      These comments need more likes

    • @josefumi9929
      @josefumi9929 4 года назад +1

      Did anyone notice he gave toon link the wrong vehicle from the wrong universe

  • @goldenlightning8842
    @goldenlightning8842 4 года назад +39

    So sonic riders with Nintendo chracters
    •Characters have a purpose
    •Multiple different kinds of rides
    •Multiple shortcuts accessible to ony certain types of characters

    • @wildboi1979
      @wildboi1979 4 года назад +2

      What is that pfp

    • @Dreg-Freg
      @Dreg-Freg 4 года назад +5

      @@wildboi1979 don't ask questions you're not ready to hear the answer for

    • @golddigginboi2187
      @golddigginboi2187 3 года назад +1

      @@wildboi1979 the girl from anime were the main character drinks the girl's spit off of her desk and they fall in love because he likes her spit.

  • @roboninga10
    @roboninga10 5 лет назад +123

    If you need a flying FE character then just use Claude riding a wyvern or make Edelgard a heavy since her main class is incredibly slow and heavy.

    • @juanrodriguez9971
      @juanrodriguez9971 5 лет назад +5

      Marth would be a great flying time, indeed, you can put Marth in every category.

    • @jonathantruong7069
      @jonathantruong7069 5 лет назад +1

      @@juanrodriguez9971 What is with you and not liking FE? Christ

    • @juanrodriguez9971
      @juanrodriguez9971 5 лет назад

      @@jonathantruong7069 Actually, I like the FE games, I just also like to act like if I hated them.

    • @TinaYSus2Amigos
      @TinaYSus2Amigos 5 лет назад +6

      @@juanrodriguez9971 Why then. Just to get clout?

    • @mouse6813
      @mouse6813 5 лет назад +3

      Degrox10 To be hip and fresh and not look a nerd duh

  • @regigigas502
    @regigigas502 5 лет назад +90

    I love how Meta Knight a character who can canonically fly is in the speed tier

  • @arthurvergolino6859
    @arthurvergolino6859 5 лет назад +169

    Alex: "pit could just fly around"
    Palutena: "ah. isn't that human fun? no more flying for you pit."

    • @peacefulpanda3800
      @peacefulpanda3800 5 лет назад +16

      Palutena is too mean to pit

    • @piksqu9544
      @piksqu9544 5 лет назад +16

      Fun fact: if pit fly more than 5 minutes straight, his wings burns

    • @troll-slayer
      @troll-slayer 5 лет назад +3

      pikmin squid
      races average to about 3 minutes so he’ll be ok 👍

    • @kyonbrace5487
      @kyonbrace5487 5 лет назад

      @@troll-slayer what if the driver is bad?

    • @thaddeuskyle572
      @thaddeuskyle572 4 года назад

      pikmin squid Staying true to the series name

  • @tylerparsons2564
    @tylerparsons2564 4 года назад +31

    “The characters that made Nintendo what it is” I don’t recognize like 5 of the characters WHY IS THERE A CAR WITH EYES

  • @ANewKindOfGamer
    @ANewKindOfGamer 5 лет назад +176

    Sees Heavy armoured Fire emblem unit in 'Flying' category: Hmmmmmmmmmmm
    "Ok, I don't know anything about fire emblem": Yep there we go

    • @trentm5125
      @trentm5125 5 лет назад +34

      All he would have had to do was put Claude there on his Wyvern and it would have been perfrct

    • @Sean_Bird
      @Sean_Bird 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah, Claude would make way more sense for a flying racer.

    • @juanrodriguez9971
      @juanrodriguez9971 5 лет назад +1

      There isn't such thing as a normal person who knows something about fire emblem, so, you can take a random character with blue hair and then add it to the roster, you don't need anything else.

    • @dayalasingh5853
      @dayalasingh5853 5 лет назад

      @@trentm5125 yep.

    • @dayalasingh5853
      @dayalasingh5853 5 лет назад +6

      @@juanrodriguez9971 wow. WOW! Chill out.

  • @connorreed7523
    @connorreed7523 5 лет назад +161

    Eevee is a heavy?
    Alax: puts Eevee on an Onix
    Oh, I guess that makes a little sense
    Also, the Pichu doll in the background is cute

    • @Nemofishman
      @Nemofishman 5 лет назад +8

      Eevee itself would have probably be in the same weight class as Isabelle lol.

    • @Ronnoc1235
      @Ronnoc1235 4 года назад +5

      If he's on an onyx then it makes sense but if not then alex must have been high

    • @Nemofishman
      @Nemofishman 4 года назад +2

      @@Ronnoc1235 Too much time spent in YI 1-7 if that was the case,

    • @acheeseyguy2218
      @acheeseyguy2218 4 года назад +2

      This is like a fuckin anti comment, it adds nothing

  • @funnifunk
    @funnifunk 5 лет назад +73

    Arlo talked about it. Then
    Alax talked about it. So
    I expect to see it. When
    There's another Direct Show

  • @boodabear5575
    @boodabear5575 4 года назад +53

    For Fire Emblem, some ideas that could be neat would be:
    Marth: On a horse with average stats across the board, similar to OOT Link and Epona, but with slightly raised stats but higher weight and a bit slower acceleration. His special ability/item could be Falchion, letting him attack and swipe away nearby racers similar to Sword Kirby and Meta Knight in Air Ride. Or he could have a skill like the ones he had in Awakening and Fates, like Charm or Paragon. Charm could be a passive ability that increases certain stats of nearby teammates in team races, while Paragon could double the effects of some items picked from the track similar to Paragon doubling EXP gained in FE.
    Caeda: On a Pegasus with stats similar to Marth’s horse, but heavily lacking weight, making her easy to knock around and get in the way of, and with the ability to fly and glide. Her special ability/item could be the Triangle Attack, summoning two other Pegasus knights to her side and charging forward on the track with their Lances in hand, knocking anyone in her way to the side similar to the Bullet Bill item from Mario Kart, but giving Caeda full control of unlimited flight and movement during the charge.
    And Claude: Riding on a Wyvern (can be chosen to either wear his pre-timeskip or post-timeskip with as skins) with high speed, handling, and weight. His special ability/item could be Failnaught and the crest of Reigan, where he shoots a volley of energy arrows in any direction, knocking any racers it hits slightly off course, and he gains a slight speed boost depending on each racer he hits with the volley, similar to the crest’s ability to recover his HP with damage dealt in Three Houses, but affecting speed instead of health.
    Not entirely sure if these work super amazing for these characters, especially Claude, but I thought I’d just share em.

    • @gormflaith2326
      @gormflaith2326 3 года назад +1

      Extremely late but I think Marth and Caeda should be combined into 1 character, both riding on a pegasus. I think for the special maybe you could have the pegasus speed up (giving you full flight control like you said) while Marth slashes at nearby racers with Falchion.
      For a 2nd FE rep, a Manakete/Laguz would work best in my opinion. For the sake of discussion I'll go with Tiki but there's plenty of options. At the start of a race you'd see her human form and then she uses a dragonstone to transform. When she's hit she could turn back into a human and fall over, then transforming again. Her special would be shooting large flames/fireballs at racers. Perhaps a Laguz would work better just because Marth/Caeda could act as a flier already, but I'm not sure

  • @marcelaoo
    @marcelaoo 4 года назад +162

    “And Shrek 2 on dvd”
    Sold

  • @temilain
    @temilain 5 лет назад +30

    When I saw Eevee on the heavy class, I was kind of confused. But then I remembered that Pikachu would ride around on a Charizard, so a good idea for Eevee would be Tauros. The special would be a charge that squishes anyone (preferably Ganon c;) that comes in the player's path, kind of like holding B while riding Tauros in Pokémon Sun and Moon.

  • @jacobhdz127
    @jacobhdz127 5 лет назад +231

    "If you take enough damage you explode"
    This is Mario Kart. There is no way they finish a race.

    • @NinXuS
      @NinXuS 5 лет назад +17

      *F-Zero Intensifies*

    • @LilacMonarch
      @LilacMonarch 5 лет назад +8

      It could be translated into something a little less extreme so you could at least finish the race. Something like getting hit by a blue shell

    • @sizzlingbaconbits9913
      @sizzlingbaconbits9913 4 года назад +15

      @@LilacMonarch no I think it could be more like you explode but respawn and it takes probably as long to respawn as it would if you fell of track

    • @abrahamaguilar2299
      @abrahamaguilar2299 4 года назад +2

      Maybe make it not just the F-Zero health but also the X and GX health where you can usr it to boost.

    • @jorgeroman6067
      @jorgeroman6067 4 года назад

      It's true

  • @anibalhyrulesantihero7021
    @anibalhyrulesantihero7021 4 года назад +63

    Mario/Luigi: Fireballs
    DK/Diddy: Giant Banana
    Link: Ancient Arrow
    Samus/Zero Suit Samus: Gunship Laser
    Yoshi: Egg
    Kirby: Dragoon Boost
    Fox/Falco/Wolf: Barrel Roll
    Ness/Lucas: Mr. Saturn
    Mr. Game and Watch: Oil Panic
    Pit/Dark Pit: Lightning Chariot
    Snake: C4
    R.O.B: Gyro
    Villager/ Isabelle: Pitfall

    • @WatchKid12
      @WatchKid12 4 года назад +4

      Sonic: Super Sonic

    • @anibalhyrulesantihero7021
      @anibalhyrulesantihero7021 4 года назад

      @@WatchKid12 Sure. With the power of Chaos Emeralds.

    • @WatchKid12
      @WatchKid12 4 года назад +2

      @@anibalhyrulesantihero7021 Wouldn't be the first time he pulled them out of nowhere!

    • @anibalhyrulesantihero7021
      @anibalhyrulesantihero7021 4 года назад +2

      @@WatchKid12 I guess but it actually makes sense since that's how Super Sonic is formed.

    • @BlueEngland
      @BlueEngland 4 года назад +3

      Yoshi: BABY MARIO CRYING

  • @starfalchion4404
    @starfalchion4404 5 лет назад +39

    One thing about Pit: The Lightning Chariot makes more sense than flying since he can’t even fly on his own and when Palutena grants him the Power Of Flight, he can only do so for five minutes or else his wings burn out.

    • @gamabomb6340
      @gamabomb6340 5 лет назад +4

      This guy gets it. Man I'd kill to see Kid Icarus Uprising on the switch tho.

    • @pearlplayaa
      @pearlplayaa Год назад +1

      Problem with that is the overwhelming speed of the lightning chariot

  • @fury_b0wzer
    @fury_b0wzer 5 лет назад +160

    "Being in a Minecra--"
    -slowly regrets the situation-

  • @mrgreenboy644
    @mrgreenboy644 5 лет назад +122

    Here's an idea for Marth: He and his wife Caeda ride her Pegasus

    • @vipoff3309
      @vipoff3309 5 лет назад +16

      Why do I read it as: "He ride his wife Caeda"

    • @mrgreenboy644
      @mrgreenboy644 5 лет назад +12

      Vipoff I mean, given Chrom and Lucina happen millennia later, that probably happened

    • @Melecie
      @Melecie 5 лет назад +1

      or also a flying manakete dragon?

    • @ThePika78
      @ThePika78 5 лет назад +10

      @@Melecie So...Marth riding Tiki in dragon form?

    • @dcb99filmz
      @dcb99filmz 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah...Caeda (or Sheeda if you're a real OG) on her Pegasus would've been a great addition

  • @goldenwarrior2.03
    @goldenwarrior2.03 4 года назад +415

    Eevee: exists
    RelaxAlax: you are heavy
    Eevee: visible anger

  • @thewizardninja
    @thewizardninja 5 лет назад +273

    "I know nothing about Fire Emblem"
    Obviously, seeing as you didn't put Edelgard where she belongs - in the Heavy category.

    • @trueblade3636
      @trueblade3636 5 лет назад +14

      There are better choices as second FE character like f.e. Ike

    • @wifiplaza
      @wifiplaza 5 лет назад +33

      should've picked claude. my man's got a wyvern

    • @ClipDip74
      @ClipDip74 5 лет назад

      ajihaew butthole

    • @sammoore2082
      @sammoore2082 5 лет назад +4

      Byleth could get a wyvern if you trained him/her in the right categories. And I mean in three houses, not Mario Kart.

    • @sammoore2082
      @sammoore2082 5 лет назад +1

      Wait, if he knows nothing about Fire Emblem then why does he have a corrin amiibo in the background? 🤔

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 лет назад +138

    We're long overdue for a Nintendo Kart, the wait is *_driving_* us insane

    • @mr.n6493
      @mr.n6493 5 лет назад +2

      @Sour Boy ruclips.net/video/oaEM4JYFPfw/видео.html

    • @betterthenallofu
      @betterthenallofu 5 лет назад

      How are you every where

    • @Littleton3513
      @Littleton3513 5 лет назад

      I thought I escaped you!!!

    • @DSJoLyne
      @DSJoLyne 5 лет назад

      im *tire*d of this chris

    • @heleno6917
      @heleno6917 5 лет назад

      HOW DID YOU FOUND ME?

  • @TheSSGCorrin
    @TheSSGCorrin 5 лет назад +122

    15:27 here’s some fire emblem ideas
    Marth: Has Caeda to fly him around and Tiki could come and attack racers nearby for hid special
    Claude: seeing he’s really the only one of the three house leaders that canonically uses a horse/wyvern, he’s a good fit. His special would probably be Byleth (who would be riding with him on his wyvern) would activate the sword of the creator to hit nearby opponents
    Corrin: I mean... come on... dragon fang would let him use his wings, but unlike claude and marth, he would only be able to hover where they can fly. Their special would be fully transforming into their dragon form and being a flying class racer for its duration, and then ending by firing a dragon fang shot in front, behind, or below them (you guessed it, affecting nearby racers) stunning anyone caught directly in the blast while just damaging/slowing down people in the shockwave

  • @SapphireCarbuncle009
    @SapphireCarbuncle009 4 года назад +63

    Alax: Puts Edelgard in the Air category
    *stares at my Edelgard in Three Houses as an Armor Lord*
    IS THIS SOME CRUEL TWISTED JOKE?!
    Okay but honestly I'd be down for the more orthodox type cavalry. Imagine Puppeteers from FE Fates or Ballisticians from Mystery as Tricky type racers.

    • @TerrZy
      @TerrZy 4 года назад +2

      The Death Knight just carries her
      Spoilers for Blue Lions
      Hegemon Edlegard

    • @DarthSigma86
      @DarthSigma86 3 года назад

      Most people change Edelgard to Wyvern Lord cause of how bad Armor knights are in Three Houses, so he did a solid choice.

  • @jeannepixel4692
    @jeannepixel4692 5 лет назад +66

    Edelgard should be a heavy.
    She's a tank
    An armored unit

    • @anyway5692
      @anyway5692 5 лет назад +11

      better idea: timeskip Claude replaces edelgard as a flying racer, and for his special he uses ashes and dust

    • @cumekira70
      @cumekira70 5 лет назад +3

      @@anyway5692 yes

  • @Frightknight57
    @Frightknight57 5 лет назад +41

    I would like to see Lucas on the Mr.saturn coffee table

  • @dessibel13
    @dessibel13 5 лет назад +420

    I’ve always dreamed of having something close to “Mario Kart Ultimate.”
    • All characters are back (yes ALL of them, no exceptions) plus a few more they were planning to add like Kamek as well as the Mario Kart Tour stuff maybe
    • special items are back or just all of them are
    • every track is back and here to stay
    • vehicle customization
    • you can choose a size of kart for your mii along with voices as well

    • @ivantheturtle3701
      @ivantheturtle3701 5 лет назад +11

      Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal, i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg, but i gotta warn ya, if u take one more diddly darn step right there i'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck, and wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? do u want that? do u wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture, because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend, if u keep this up then well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy

    • @GeorgeMarionerd
      @GeorgeMarionerd 5 лет назад +3

      Sounds great!

    • @hanakoisbestgirl4752
      @hanakoisbestgirl4752 5 лет назад +1

      You want Pink Gold peach back?

    • @gechoman44iwantahippo
      @gechoman44iwantahippo 5 лет назад +2

      Somebody made a video of that parodying Smash Ultimate’s reveal

    • @edgarvega5859
      @edgarvega5859 5 лет назад

      Donkey Kong Jr tho

  • @renvidon
    @renvidon 4 года назад +79

    I got nothing against Smash and Mario Kart. Their literally my two favourite Nintendo series of all time. But wouldn’t Pokemon literally be called a system seller too? Some people literally buy a Nintendo system just to play the newest Pokémon. Then after they beat the game. They sell or return their system.

  • @garrettoliva5154
    @garrettoliva5154 5 лет назад +186

    "God exists and he permitted this to happen."
    He didn't just permit it. He endorsed it.

    • @fullcrackalchemist
      @fullcrackalchemist 5 лет назад +4

      Page 107 of the Bibble: “-so Garfield shall hath a racing game. And it is to be blessed.”

  • @masahirosakurai2042
    @masahirosakurai2042 5 лет назад +87

    Ok, here me out.
    I feel as if Ness should’ve been classified as a “tricky” character, because he could utilize his Psi moves, such as PK Rockin’ and Flash maybe?
    Also, Onett would transition well into a stage I think.

    • @TheClone45
      @TheClone45 5 лет назад +10

      I agreed, but why just onett? How about more towns in EarthBound? MK8 had long courses to make them laps and that gave me this idea.
      First can Onett, second Twoson and final, fourside. And it could be a good representation for EarthBound. Add some of more characters from the 3 games for cameos and we're done.

    • @R0-83-RT
      @R0-83-RT 5 лет назад +3

      What would Ness ride though? His bike, the runaway five bus, a freaking submarine.

    • @extremmefan7305
      @extremmefan7305 5 лет назад +5

      @@R0-83-RT Definitely his bike. He's alone on this one so I don't see why use the bus.

    • @R0-83-RT
      @R0-83-RT 5 лет назад +3

      @@extremmefan7305 It's more iconic though, the bike on the other hand is just sorta generic.

    • @extremmefan7305
      @extremmefan7305 5 лет назад +5

      @@R0-83-RT True but it's only more iconic by a bit, all the choices are kinda generic. The bike is at least an individual vehicle where you could see Ness himself from afar instead of him being tucked Inside the vehicle.

  • @Glockenspheal
    @Glockenspheal 5 лет назад +45

    Alax: DK and Diddy are in a mine-cart.
    Rambi: Am I a joke to you?

  • @thekingdedede
    @thekingdedede 4 года назад +41

    2:50 "It doesn't matter what character you pick"
    Mario Kart Wii: I'm gonna have to stop you right there

  • @Sonicstriforce
    @Sonicstriforce 5 лет назад +35

    "I want a Super Smash Bros Kart game that's unique and awesome."
    *SRB2Kart laughs in the distance*

    • @zymosan99
      @zymosan99 5 лет назад +1

      Laughs in infinite characters

    • @iTheBeep
      @iTheBeep 5 лет назад +1

      somebody tell 'em

    • @blyguyhoek368
      @blyguyhoek368 5 лет назад +1

      Laughs in mod support

  • @Kan-wz6uo
    @Kan-wz6uo 5 лет назад +58

    "Olimar's carried by a horde of Pikmin"
    [Shigechi liked that]

  • @khealey_15
    @khealey_15 5 лет назад +55

    Idea for fire emblem characters: Marth would be on a horse, and his special would be a charge forward with the Falchion. The second one would be Byleth (you can choose gender). They’d ride on a wyvern because of the class features of Three Houses. Their special would be using the Crest of Flames to send a shockwave through the air to hit and stun opponents. Just my thoughts though!

    • @SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario
      @SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario 5 лет назад

      @@solstice_day4920 ?

    • @maxbearington7565
      @maxbearington7565 5 лет назад

      @@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario Just a simple switcheroo.

    • @MikeXeno365
      @MikeXeno365 5 лет назад +1

      Robin would have balance stats good that everything

    • @SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario
      @SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario 5 лет назад

      @@maxbearington7565 ah

    • @ChazzzyF
      @ChazzzyF 5 лет назад +6

      I like your idea a lot, but, food for thought, what if Byleth was actually the character on the horse (which still works because of Three Houses's class system), and Marth rode Tiki in her dragon form and was the flying character in THAT way.

  • @MrTARDIS
    @MrTARDIS 4 года назад +5

    Having Eevee riding an Onix is such a fun idea. Also, if racers could swap vehicles then imagine Link riding Onix while racing Samus rides Epona or something.

  • @Missiletainn
    @Missiletainn 5 лет назад +44

    >Putting Edelgard in the Air category when she's an Armour Knight for her canon class, one of the heaviest and slowest classes in FE

    • @samofford5919
      @samofford5919 5 лет назад +4

      >Literally _saying_ you don't know, or care to learn, anything about FE

    • @Missiletainn
      @Missiletainn 5 лет назад +12

      @@samofford5919 >That's not an excuse for correction, in fact it's the opposite

    • @ElodieElbertson
      @ElodieElbertson 4 года назад +1

      @@Missiletainn It should've been Marth on a horse and Tiki

    • @The_Pikaboi
      @The_Pikaboi 4 года назад +2

      @@ElodieElbertson if you say we should make marth ride tiki im sending you to the shadow realm

    • @ElodieElbertson
      @ElodieElbertson 4 года назад

      @@The_Pikaboi oh dear god not the intention oh fuck pls no

  • @sadvec6328
    @sadvec6328 5 лет назад +130

    *Wii Fit Trainer does better when she times properly her deep brearhing*
    Special: Sunlight Yellow Overdrive

    • @spider-nerd
      @spider-nerd 4 года назад +8

      Johnathan Joestar for mario kart

    • @murtymcfly
      @murtymcfly 4 года назад

      R/ihadastroke

  • @mnmmcg3543
    @mnmmcg3543 5 лет назад +59

    Damn I thought the candle thing was a joke but it's actually real lol

    • @cdhaze9149
      @cdhaze9149 4 года назад +8

      Imagine how i felt opening my Wii on christmas, and having a glaring tree of lights reflected in the screen

    • @Thunder-Sky
      @Thunder-Sky 4 года назад

      Yeah, turns out it was all a lie. The "sensor" bar? It doesn't have any sensors in it. It just emits IR. Meanwhile, the wiimote has the actual sensor in it. Candles emit about the same amount of IR so it just ends up working out.

  • @CloverNoir
    @CloverNoir 4 года назад +4

    For Ness, he'd be using PK Teleport, it wouldnt be easy to make turns with him unless you drift, and his special would be a forward blink! He teleports a bit forward, could help him blink through walls but I'd limit that to thin ones.
    Also I'd change Pikachu for Red and remplace Eevee with standart Pikachu running, his special could be volt tackle and it'd act like the star in Mario Kart
    Thats all :3

  • @kylecampbell565
    @kylecampbell565 5 лет назад +246

    Alax: Doesnt care about Fire Emblem having dismissed the chaarcters as the same in several videos
    Also Alax: puts in 3 links

    • @DaniloSantosVieira
      @DaniloSantosVieira 5 лет назад +11

      its almost like zelda is far above fe 😉😉😉

    • @chasuswizzlesticks4421
      @chasuswizzlesticks4421 5 лет назад +36

      @@DaniloSantosVieira >it's not okay when FE does it, but when (pretty much any other franchise) does it, that's okay

    • @DaniloSantosVieira
      @DaniloSantosVieira 5 лет назад +3

      @@chasuswizzlesticks4421 no, but zelda does it _right_

    • @chasuswizzlesticks4421
      @chasuswizzlesticks4421 5 лет назад +26

      @@DaniloSantosVieira If you're going off of Smash, Marth and Roy do play differently. Marth primarily plays with spacing, Roy is more about being a rushdown character. Oh sure, they have similar movesets, but movesets are not the only thing that makes a character.

    • @aknight7642
      @aknight7642 5 лет назад +29

      It feels like most Alax fans hate Fire Emblem

  • @rainy_day2889
    @rainy_day2889 5 лет назад +92

    Arlo: * discusses the possibility of super smash kart in a video*
    Alax: *it's free real estate*

  • @starfalchion4404
    @starfalchion4404 5 лет назад +43

    Alax’s most hated Nintendo franchises seem to be my favorite ones: Fire Emblem and Kid Icarus lol

    • @deanmoriarty6015
      @deanmoriarty6015 5 лет назад +4

      in your defense, his opinions and ideas are generally pretty bad lol

    • @starfalchion4404
      @starfalchion4404 5 лет назад +9

      Khalil Oh I agree that he can come off as very biased in his videos at times, especially with these two franchises as I feel he judges them off of perception and assumption based on their representation in Smash Bros. Still, I like his content and I’m not gonna let a petty gripe like that hurt my enjoyment of it.

    • @swagballington9152
      @swagballington9152 5 лет назад

      Bland human designs, that's all I got

  • @ShadowedKami
    @ShadowedKami 2 года назад +8

    I want this to happen just so I can race as Ness because somehow nobody has never added a Ness mod to any Mario kart game.

  • @danny18894
    @danny18894 5 лет назад +15

    The fact that Alax included Edelgard , I was hoping he would have a reason or that he played the game. Then he just said to slap a horse or a wyvern on them and call it a day made me laugh so hard. Especially since Edelgard turns into an Armored unit which is the complete opposite of an air unit. That just made my day.

    • @gearedge
      @gearedge 5 лет назад

      same Claude works better because Claude becomes a flying unit after the timeschip

  • @ninjamaster9094
    @ninjamaster9094 5 лет назад +20

    Imagine choosing "getting bigger and probably not even fitting on the track" for the pokemon instead of using their notable abilities like Pikachu's lightning and speed or Eevee's evolutions.

  • @researchinbreeder
    @researchinbreeder 5 лет назад +53

    How to tell Alax doesn't know Fire Emblem:
    Marth's title of fastest walk in Smash isn't for nothing. The man walks as many tiles as some Cavalry in previous games. But I guess being on foot would be a Sonic thing, so that's fine. But... Edelgard doesn't use Flying mounts. If I'm remembering correctly, it's one of her slow-growth skills. If you really need a FE3H flier, Claude canonically becomes a Wyvern rider. If you want a more famous pegasus knight, then you could pick:
    Caeda, Marth's childhood friend and eventual queen. Her special would probably just be a critical hit because she's kinda just a moderately high-crit pegasus knight.
    Patra, Catria, or Est, a trio of sisters who make up a group called the White Wings. Their special would either be their famous Triangle Attack, or maybe switching between them like Pokemon Trainer in Smash.
    Cordelia, the ace Pegasus knight in Chrom's army and a perfectionist. Her special would probably be just a critical hit (since in most FE games Pegasi only allow women to ride them, even as passengers, hence no Pair-Up).
    Subaki, one of the Hoshidan retainers in Fates. He's the only male to start as a pegasus knight, because Fates was the only game that broke that tradition. He's... also a perfectionist. His special would probably be based on his personal skill, which makes him more evasive if he hasn't taken any damage. Think the Undamaged Speed equipment in Smash 4.
    And... Er. Petra, if you really need a 3H pegasus? Because of the open nature of progression in FE3H, only a couple characters are really predisposed to be mounted, and maybe its my chosen house talking, but of them Petra feels the most natural to include. Her special would probably be based on weapon arts like Tempest Lance.

    • @webbowser8834
      @webbowser8834 5 лет назад +2

      Minearva would be pretty cool too (leader of the Witewings, known for riding a badass wyvyrn)

    • @Reidakai
      @Reidakai 5 лет назад +1

      researchinbreeder How to tell you don’t know Fire Emblem: *Palla not Patra.

    • @researchinbreeder
      @researchinbreeder 5 лет назад

      @@webbowser8834 ik, but i was listing pegasus knights specifically. Although i did almost include Minerva between Caeda and the whitewings

    • @researchinbreeder
      @researchinbreeder 5 лет назад

      @@Reidakai fair, its been too long since i played Shadow Dragon

    • @Reidakai
      @Reidakai 5 лет назад

      researchinbreeder I was joking lmao sh

  • @handydandy7524
    @handydandy7524 4 года назад +6

    Super smash kart:*Exists*
    Sonic:Let me in,LET ME IIIIINNN!

  • @yoshidrone2381
    @yoshidrone2381 5 лет назад +176

    "I've made a roster of Nintendo's most iconic franchises."
    "And Fire Emblem."
    Why am I not surprised?

    • @tacoman422
      @tacoman422 5 лет назад +43

      I keep saying, more people need to tell him to play Three Houses already.

    • @juanrodriguez9971
      @juanrodriguez9971 5 лет назад +3

      @@tacoman422 Nah, there are better games than 3H, there is no problem with it.

    • @jaredahumada4353
      @jaredahumada4353 5 лет назад +23

      @@juanrodriguez9971 This is like the third comment I see you throwing shit at Fire Emblem.

    • @jonathantruong7069
      @jonathantruong7069 5 лет назад +18

      @@jaredahumada4353 Same, not sure why they hate it so much. I guess they feel insecure about their own likes, so they feel the need to insult another series to reassure themselves.

    • @XelaTunes
      @XelaTunes 5 лет назад +1

      tacoman422 I’m pretty sure everyone bugging him to play it is why he won’t play it to begin with

  • @sorenwoo
    @sorenwoo 5 лет назад +40

    I'm down for Cereal to be in Mario Kart 9

  • @KadenRenz
    @KadenRenz 5 лет назад +115

    Knowing alax this is about to be exactly what we get.

    • @IAm-zo1bo
      @IAm-zo1bo 5 лет назад +9

      Why don't we still have a new mario kart is bugging me

    • @justinc.5591
      @justinc.5591 5 лет назад +9

      Remember the Smash video thumbnail with Sans and Ridley? I feel like that was meant to be a joke, but it actually happened.

    • @emmanuelmondesir1314
      @emmanuelmondesir1314 5 лет назад

      Because mario kart 8 is printing money.

    • @sethmorrow1684
      @sethmorrow1684 5 лет назад +1

      Nintendo should just hire alax really, I mean he'd just say ideas and nobody would be mad

    • @ajculum7574
      @ajculum7574 5 лет назад +1

      God I hope not

  • @theweirdgui4412
    @theweirdgui4412 4 года назад +5

    Here’s 2 other ideas
    Mr Game and Watch
    Rides on a turtle from turtle bridge
    Special: Oil panic, spills oil on the road and you slow down if you drive through it. Mr game and watch is immune to it
    Ice Climbers
    Ride on a sleigh cause ice.
    Special: Topis. Basically the bloopers but instead of ink its ice, it makes the screen light blue and its not see through

  • @Protendo
    @Protendo 5 лет назад +34

    If Sakurai was involved with Super Smash Kart, he’d probably pull a Mario Kart 7 and remove Waluigi entirely.

  • @jonssogaming8255
    @jonssogaming8255 5 лет назад +30

    Here’s an idea: Ryu could walk really, really fast since he walks everywhere he goes in Street Fighter.

  • @orangepalette8264
    @orangepalette8264 5 лет назад +35

    "Stunt race FX"
    Ah I see your a man of culture as well.

    • @happi-entity
      @happi-entity 4 года назад

      it's just a shame he didn't include a unicycle from Uniracers

  • @rodrickgoldberg2324
    @rodrickgoldberg2324 3 года назад +3

    After playing The Pikmin games a bit more, I started thinking of a different concept for Olimar as a racer.
    He could still ride on a Pikmin horde like you described. But he won’t ever need to collect new ones. He will always start races with his maximum potential Pikmin for each color.
    But to add to layers of strategy, Olimar could have the option to throw Pikmin from his squad and have them attack the other racers. Temporarily exchanging some of his stats for the ability to mess with the other racers.
    Red Pikmin: Lowers Olimar’s top speed when sent out, but can lower the speed of other racers (or make them spin out completely if enough Red Pikmin attack at once)
    Blue Pikmin: Reduces Olimar’s handling when sent out, but in turn can sabotage other racers’ handling.
    Yellow Pikmin: Reduce Olimar’s boost when deployed, but can lock off other racers’ tools. (Locking them off from boosting, items, or even special abilities).
    Purple Pikmin: Reduce Olimar’s weight when separated from him, but reduce the jump and glide stats of the targets they cling to.
    Winged Pikmin: In exchange Olimar’s jump and glide capabilities, Winged Pikmin flutter around and try to steal any items the opponent might be carrying.
    White Pikmin: Exchanges Olimar’s acceleration for the ability to mess with the opponent’s left and right controls. If enough White Pikmin are attached, they can also throw in a smoke screen of poisonous gas, making driving even harder for them.
    Olimar players would have to think carefully about which Pikmin to use where, when, and on who to get the most out of them. He is capable of calling them all back with his whistle, but depending on how far they are, it could take a while for them to come back.

  • @PiresGD
    @PiresGD 5 лет назад +57

    Joker in Morgana car. That’s all I need to say.

    • @CloudyIsle07
      @CloudyIsle07 5 лет назад

      *Yes*

    • @nileriver216
      @nileriver216 5 лет назад +8

      @Pires
      And whenever Joker honks the horn, the horn, in Morgana's voice, will say "Looking good, Joker!"

    • @milesshaw9059
      @milesshaw9059 4 года назад +1

      Pires true, or all of the phantom thieves except Morgana driving it

    • @imperatorsamusaaran7115
      @imperatorsamusaaran7115 4 года назад

      No PlayStation characters

    • @thendmen2208
      @thendmen2208 4 года назад

      Just Morgana

  • @ezbeanz4208
    @ezbeanz4208 5 лет назад +34

    “snort some vinegar”
    -Alax 2019

  • @MagruBlue
    @MagruBlue 5 лет назад +47

    Hear me out, instead of Wii Fit on the cardio cruiser... she just runs... no kart, just legs
    Not really a replacement, I just like the image of Wii Fit trainer sprinting at Mach 10 alongside the Blue Falcon

    • @Marc-rw3dd
      @Marc-rw3dd 5 лет назад +3

      I was thinking this for Sonic, but if it's just Nintendo, this would be a good replacement.

    • @kyletowers9662
      @kyletowers9662 5 лет назад +2

      Now I'm picturing her running like pepsi man

    • @yanfeimain9135
      @yanfeimain9135 4 года назад

      Magru Blue whats the music that played when she was shown?

    • @anibalhyrulesantihero7021
      @anibalhyrulesantihero7021 4 года назад

      Then it wouldn't be a kart racing game anymore.

  • @caepez8812
    @caepez8812 4 года назад +4

    "Olimar might be hard to visualize, but he's carried by Pikmin."
    As soon as the picture of Olimar with the Pikmin behind him popped up, I completely understood.
    *He's Shigechi from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, using Harvest to move around.*

  • @imman6966
    @imman6966 5 лет назад +46

    ssb4 menu UI: *Exists
    Nobody:
    Alax: Bro I want this on a shirt

    • @piksqu9544
      @piksqu9544 5 лет назад

      Finally a good use of it

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 5 лет назад

      pikmin squid i guess it gets a pass. Not great but not as cancerous as other comments like this.

  • @kross_draws
    @kross_draws 5 лет назад +46

    When he said that he told the people at parties how to use the c stick, I felt that
    And it’s not a meme this time

    • @juanrodriguez9971
      @juanrodriguez9971 5 лет назад +3

      One day I was with a friend who isn't related to videogames, she saw me playing Smash on my 2ds and she was like "How I jump?" She choose Jigglypuff and started a match, I was so piss off trying to make her remember which bottom was for jump, but I understand, and I felt pretty weird and bad.

  • @Linkfan0001
    @Linkfan0001 4 года назад +23

    It already exists and its a fangame called:
    Sonic Robo Blast 2 Kart

    • @hypersonic2828
      @hypersonic2828 4 года назад +3

      "Quick, take a mod of doom and make it a kart racer game thing!" -Whoever the fack make srbk2. 20idfk

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 3 года назад +1

      And you can play as Pepsiman so it’s infinitely better than this

    • @CalzoneStudiozOfficial
      @CalzoneStudiozOfficial 3 года назад

      And my 2 bois
      Stink and peppino

  • @BowserJrLarryFan
    @BowserJrLarryFan 4 года назад +49

    you: "falcon has extreme stats for EVERYTHING but if you touch a wall you explode"
    me: "... I LOVE IT!!!"

    • @anibalhyrulesantihero7021
      @anibalhyrulesantihero7021 4 года назад

      But it ain't F-Zero though. How the hell would you finish a race?

    • @hypersonic2828
      @hypersonic2828 4 года назад +4

      If you explode you respawn at a point back like 10 seconds

    • @anibalhyrulesantihero7021
      @anibalhyrulesantihero7021 4 года назад

      @@hypersonic2828 I understand having extreme stats but gimmicks like that don't make a lot of sense.

    • @hypersonic2828
      @hypersonic2828 4 года назад

      @@anibalhyrulesantihero7021 Well, you'd have to wait a minute after crashing to respawn and then you'd come back in.

    • @anibalhyrulesantihero7021
      @anibalhyrulesantihero7021 4 года назад

      @@hypersonic2828 That still makes no sense. Stats are okay but gimmicks aren't because it will make everything unbalanced and advantages and disadvantages would be unfair. I hate your burst your bubble but I have to be real.

  • @alisethera9349
    @alisethera9349 5 лет назад +14

    One of Pit’s main characteristic is his lack of flying ability.

    • @tyler9039
      @tyler9039 5 лет назад +3

      But what if he could fly but only for 5 minutes per race, like with a meter that decreases

    • @anibalhyrulesantihero7021
      @anibalhyrulesantihero7021 4 года назад

      @@tyler9039 Bro. Five minutes is way too much.

  • @ItsBobu
    @ItsBobu 5 лет назад +10

    Instead of Edelgard, you can have Claude on his wyvern. (Though Edelgard on a wyvern is possible too technicallly)

  • @TheGatrGamr
    @TheGatrGamr 5 лет назад +14

    For the Fire Emblem characters, I would toss Marth for sure for either Eliwood from Fire Emblem 7 (the father of Roy BTW) for the more old school rep as you could have him ride his horse. I'd give him high handling and acceleration due to his weapon choices in-game as well as his stats (skill, luck, and speed) generally. He'll have mid to heavy weight because he's got an okay Con and is on a horse. He would have a decent jump with no glide, a mid-range top speed, and a mid to low boost. For his special, I'm not entirely sure what it could be. If Nintendo wanted to meme, they could have Hector axe-copter Eliwood around the map for a while.
    As for your second choice of Edelgard, she would be an okay option as she could be on a Wyvern and is fairly attached to the new game. I would, however, switch her with Claude another lord of Fire Emblem Three Houses. He canonically is classed as Barbosa a Wyvern Rider with pure white wyvern and a bow. He would be quite heavy with an amazing glide. He would have high handling and acceleration as well due to again high Skill, speed, and decent luck although his acceleration would be less than Eliwood as wyverns are generally slower and heavier. He'd have higher top speed to contrasts this as well as a decent boost. Again I'm not entirely sure what he could have for his special, perhaps they could convert "his" gambit into a speed boost and AoE frontal attack that locks opponents into a slower state.
    Other options for the horse racer would be one or both of the Sigurd, Camus, Christmas Cavaliers, Jeigen and such arch-types, or perhaps a couple characters from three houses who are especially horse oriented.
    Other options for the Wyvern racer would be Dean, Eda, Milady, Zeiss, Haar, Jill, Camila, or Petra or the other three houses characters that are good Wyvern Riders.
    A third different type of racer could be Pegasus Riders like Ceada, Palla, Catria, Est, Fury, Karin, Florina, Vanessa, Princess Elincia, Hinoka, Flaynn, or Manuela.
    There is huge potential for Fire Emblem Characters in this and if Nintendo did this there would be huge potential for interesting characters from Fire Emblem unlike in Smash where its SwOrD, sWoRd, and sword.
    If any who reads this mess has further ideas or corrections for my idea, it'd be greatly appreciated!
    I love the idea and this is one of the more fleshed out concept I've seen. It's a great idea, but I doubt it will ever come to be realized. I also enjoyed the idea of Pikachu and Eevee riding other Pokemon and having Eevee as a heavyweight is a good interesting idea.

  • @charliekahn4205
    @charliekahn4205 4 года назад +5

    One suggestion for the track selection: a dedicated GBA cup, which includes at least one remastered Super Circuit track. It would also include Minish Village, Leaf Forest Zone, and the ship from Metroid Fusion. Maybe Crazy Taxi: Catch a Ride could have a stage involving downhill slopes and speed control.

  • @MakeVarahHappen
    @MakeVarahHappen 5 лет назад +40

    Imagine putting Eevee on an Onix rather than any of their evolutions.

  • @angrygarbanzo5436
    @angrygarbanzo5436 5 лет назад +8

    Master Hand is just a hand with four wheels sticking out of him.

  • @papaarthur
    @papaarthur 5 лет назад +132

    Shouldn’t it be “Super Kart Bros.”
    They ain’t smashin’ in this game
    That’s the other game

    • @art1637
      @art1637 5 лет назад +14

      Papa Arthur super crash bros

    • @osamaalk3477
      @osamaalk3477 5 лет назад +6

      It should be "super Nintendo racing"

    • @DaniloSantosVieira
      @DaniloSantosVieira 5 лет назад +2

      they aint kartin' either

    • @sammoore2082
      @sammoore2082 5 лет назад +2

      Nah, I think it should be something original. Like the original Smash Brothers title was back in its day. Perhaps something that makes sense, and doesn't really apply to other game titles making it seem like its own thing make Smash Brothers. But that's just me.

    • @Quinhala11
      @Quinhala11 5 лет назад +2

      Super Racer Bros.

  • @isaacatlas
    @isaacatlas 4 года назад +68

    Nintendo Headquarters:
    RelaxAlax: I have a great idea, hear this: "Super Smash Karts"
    Doug Bowser: Yes yes yes very good, but we want to go full FIFA on Mario Kart. And now leave my office please!

  • @alexanderbaldwin1298
    @alexanderbaldwin1298 5 лет назад +82

    Play Fire Emblem Three Houses already, Alax.

  • @bromoment9779
    @bromoment9779 4 года назад +17

    When he said “you know you want it” for wii fit I was like “You’re making it sound like that wouldn’t be the funniest and best character”

  • @TheMonkeyTrust
    @TheMonkeyTrust 5 лет назад +29

    Arlo did something very similar to this. You guys should have collabed haha

  • @aaaaaaahhhhhhh1766
    @aaaaaaahhhhhhh1766 2 года назад +2

    Toon Link Special ideas:
    Link would be able to go off road by creating spirit tracks for the train to go along on (however this doesn’t last long, around about 7-10 seconds). That way you can reference Spirit Tracks because that’s actually what happens in the game.
    You said to include Alfonzo somehow, so I thought that if an item would hit Link, Alfonzo would bash them away with a boomerang or another long ranged item from Phantom Hourglass/Spirit Tracks

  • @lorendavis1632
    @lorendavis1632 5 лет назад +40

    "That's right, no Wii U, everyone laugh at it. Ready, 1, 2, 3"
    3DS and GBA sit at home crying as they are completely forgotten.
    Edit: looks like 3DS is included with DS Era, but still, it seems like it would benefit from having its own category.

  • @speedwagom5805
    @speedwagom5805 5 лет назад +11

    *Announcer: EVERYONE IS HERE IN SMASH KART ULTIMATE!
    -Waluigi not included in this version.-

  • @LealFireball
    @LealFireball 5 лет назад +7

    For Edelgard I just pictured Hubert carrying her in his shoulders running around while she passes orders. She could throw axes at people.
    Easy

    • @sir.hopper
      @sir.hopper 5 лет назад

      My girlfriend and I were discussing ways for Edelgard to work in Mario Kart, and we came up with this exact idea as well.
      Good thinking, friend.

    • @princeapoopoo5787
      @princeapoopoo5787 5 лет назад

      this comment is so beautiful I may have shed a tear

  • @earmuffs6506
    @earmuffs6506 4 года назад +2

    Bit of an older video to comment on, but maybe Inkling would leave a trail of ink on the track, and it would be a small consistent, gradual speed boost. Other racers could erase their trail by throwing shells over them, or, obviously leaving bananas on it to discourage driving down it.

  • @IPODsify
    @IPODsify 5 лет назад +8

    "What if Mario kart were all the Sonic racing games put together"-Alax

  • @xXChaD
    @xXChaD 5 лет назад +31

    Wave Racer: drives a jet-ski. Can't do anything unless the track is covered in water.

    • @BassBoostingBrony
      @BassBoostingBrony 5 лет назад +5

      cant wait for the wave racer only speedrun category.

    • @generalsynnacle23
      @generalsynnacle23 5 лет назад +1

      @@BassBoostingBrony Have it be a sort of unicycle-wheeled jet ski, with a single tire smacked center underneath his jet ski, so he has a means of movement.

  • @ScarletAndromeda
    @ScarletAndromeda 5 лет назад +16

    Idea: for inkling, make the special have the killer wail be on the back of the kart to give a slight speed boost and hurt enemies behind them

  • @Zefrou142
    @Zefrou142 4 года назад +7

    13:01
    This aged pretty well.