How Long Can You Survive In Mario Sunshine?
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- Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
- Raking every level in Super Mario Sunshine Based on how easy they are to live in during a survival scenario.
Super Mario Sunshine for the Nintendo GameCube sees Mario forced to defend himself of accusation being a Banksy ripoff after Bowser Jr. Frames him by creating the worlds worst series of painting across the sun-drenched tropical paradise of Isle Delphino. We don't really care about that though. We just want to see how well your average human could survive if they were just dropped into these levels randomly with no perpetration ahead of time.
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>living in weird platforming challenge dimension
>almost die of dehydration
>use mushroom to be revived after death
>repeat for months
>begin to enjoy being revived as the misery of death via dehydration is the least severe post-revival
>start falling into the instant death pit to skip the worst parts of dehydration
>develop pavlovian response to respawning
>start jumping into the death pit when i feel any negative sensation
>live forever but die forever
am i cooked?
i tag this comment "philosophical fiction"
Immortality through infinite mortality
I pove the idea of like some philosopher saying "am i cook" when talking about immortality
depends on the death pit, if there's fire in the pit, absolutely yes
if there's spikes you'd only be *skewered*, but that doesnt exclude potential future grilling, given how nice kebabs are
but what if the instant death pit is a bottomless pit? an infinite abyss? at the very least deep enough where you will still die of natural causes before ever reaching the bottom which is the point i'm trying to make?
Counter argument: If the owner of the cabana does, in fact, call the police, you will be taken to jail.
Food, water, shelter. Not glamorous, but an easy solution
But you leave the area.
I think you just cracked the case on homelessness!
@@ferer57yeah people do that it’s sad
@lexrun2572 Not in Norway
Also Mario was already in jail when the game started?
“can i beat a pianta to death with my bare hands?”
this guys asking the big questions
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@@IRsBlueManMoney-Channel shut up, nerd
i zoned out for like 6 seconds, heard this and just went "WHAT"
Probably not, they're huge
@@TheCrimsonCoonin Mario Super Sluggers they use palm trees as baseball bats. With one hand. There’s no way any man can take a pianta.
"The ice doesn't melt, so the entire level is below freezing" man I know you wanted this one to work, but you're going to die of hypothermia in that case.
@@pyritenightmare I came down here to say this. He took heat into account for all the other levels but breezed past trying to live in a freezer lmao
How about the ice block in the air strip that does melt and it's definitely not cold 😂😂
if you can break off some wood from the surface of the blocks (should at least be easier in the cold) you might be able to make a fire with that two stick method you always see in movies, and since you're getting dropped in with the clothes on your back i think you MIGHT have a shot if you happen to get isekai'd while wearing a winter coat
that said, even if that all does work, you'd run out of breakable wood eventually and there's a pretty good chance you just freeze to death while making the fire, or whiff one of the jumps you'd need to get to that part of the area bc you won't be as agile with a bigass coat on
I mean, watermelon skin parka
I'm going to give the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps this ice is magical, since we see an ice cube in Delfino Airstrip and another in Noki Bay that never melt, despite the established heat. And to get around the watermelon in the Sunflower Void potentially going bad, either the close proximity to the nevermeltice keeps it from going bad, or there's no microorganisms in the Sunflower Void eating away at it like there are in the real world, so there's no concern for it going bad.
"There's no Rico Harbor Department of Labor Statistics" Not yet there isn't. We need to get AnyAustin on this.
Actually! Austin did a video on it! "Delfino Plaza has a 26% unemployment rate" so there is infact, a Rico Harbour Department of Labour Statistics.
@@damiand6818 This is true, but I think he only covered true/false employment.. not average income, which is what OnADock was asking for. Further investigation might be needed, lol
@@sprankton Good news! He just made a video about it!
@@patrickmorrey8722 Oh dang he did, neat
I was thinking the exact thing
Mario: _shows up for vacation_
Delfino police: "JAIL!"
OnADock: _steals every piece of fruit and squats in every building on the island_
Delfino Police: "I sleep"
He was framed for mass graffiti that threatened the livelihood of Isle Delfino though. Said graffiti caused the Shine Sprites to scatter. I imagine that may be why the Piantas are on edge and untrustworthy of Mario. It could be that they welcome outsiders, but their trust is rattled to a degree when Bowser Jr. Used his magic brush to create said graffiti that ends up putting the island in a precarious situation.
@@josephconover5270 they literally saw him arrive and still didn't give a damn in the court case. They dont cate
You can steal the fruit with no consequence BECAUSE it infinitely respawns. Look at those Piantas! They don't even react!
Oh no scrumping!!! immediate execution!
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When you were pondering the practicality of fighting a Pianta I was laughing because if those things can throw a rotund 5'1 man that far, they can probably just pick you up and rip you in half with little effort
They also play baseball using literal palm trees as bats.
Nah, I'd win.
a locked door is sounding less safe than before
"We are rewarded with, not money or even a free meal or anything, but instead a trip to the F***ING CUBE dimension" this vid is a goldmine
Good video. A couple things:
About Tall Grass Minigame: There's a Pianta who implies he has searched that area for *thirty-eight years* so rain must fall very frequently for him to have survived that long. He doesn't say he's lived there specifically, but I think the joke is supposed to be that he's a terrible explorer who can't find the thing he's looking for even when it's literally been living above his head for decades. Unless you want to argue that, as tree/mountain people Piantas can store water in their body better. Like camels. What I think the actual issue is the one bird there is a named bird (the Red Bird of Happiness) which makes me think it's special. So it's not a renewable food source, so if you didn't count the enemies you'd starve(and I think Pokeys are made of paint in this game, so you probably can't, even if it apparently is tasty.)
Seems to me you could survive in Pinna Park if you just ate and drank during the day, then when the park closed you go outside to your little tent. Maybe sneak out a fruit for a late night snack. This assumes the park is open every day however, and most parks aren't. So you'd be starving on holidays like Christmas. You'd have to sneak in and that carries the same risks. And even if you think that's just me making stuff up that doesn't exist in the game, the park DOES close down in-game (Episode 2) so it's clearly a thing that happens.
This doesn't actually impact survivability but I think Hotel Delfino is supposed to suck. The hotel manager is kind of shady, the employees almost never have drinks stocked out in the huts, and a hotelgoer complains about a massive leak in one of the bathrooms over the course of several episodes. Most of that is just from dialogue, so take that as you will. So maybe it wouldn't be so nice, but I guess comparably it's still one of the best.
Thank you for providing a platform for which to ponder useless hypotheticals, such subjects are my favorite.
I'm gonna say that the Piantas can just survive for a long time with no food or water, because of the chuckster secret level
Same thing I thought for the Pinna Park... I think he was just a bit too focused on his idea to find shelter in the park to realize that was a possibility.
Then just stockpile food for when it's closed (painta park) although that depends on how long it closes, but you would at least be able to sneak in less frequently.
if i'm not mistaken there is a small beach inside the park area so i think you can just swim around the gate and get inside when it's closed
Collecting the 1-Up Mushroom fully refills Fludd's water, so eating it would provide you with both nutrition and hydration. So in secret levels with 1-Up mushrooms you can survive one or two extra days.
Also if you lose a life in one of those levels ¿would the 1-Up mushroom respawn?
One of the starting restrictions is that each situation is that of a normal human without anything extra. Flood is not a resource you have access to
@@darkblaze66_86 That's irrelevant. The 1-Up still has a Fludd's worth of water in it, whether Fludd is present or not. This isn't some game world where the 1-Up writes a max value to Fludd, this is real life, and that dang mushroom is disgustingly sopping wet.
The cricketers would break your legs
@@OverbiteGames The coins are almost as big as Mario... you might be onto something.
16:26 Yes you do. His name is AnyAustin. He does unemployment reports for video game towns. He covered Super Mario Sunshine and is also an honorary member of the Bureau of Labor Statistics
17:42 "No water, no food, just childish whimsy and imagination, which unfortunately I cannot consume for nutrition." Bro is Shakespeare reincarnated
The way he says it just makes me laugh for some reason
The presence of dead Blooper and Bloopad bodies in the fishing boats of Ricco Harbor implies that these enemies are edible despite them probably being made of goop. What does goop even taste like?
Well there's a guy in Delfino Plaza who talks about how the goop tastes sweet, almost like candy.
Mind you that's the brown chocolaty looking goop and not the black stuff from Ricco Harbor, it's fair to assume that the black goop legit tastes like eating squid ink.
Mind you based on the fact that the bloopers never actually splat into goop upon death, it's a fair assumption that at the very least some bloopers aren't made from goop.
@@Robbie_Haruna
I had the black goop in mind, and was thinking it would taste like licorice
That was before seeing your comment. Didn't know the game ever confirmed any goop at all tasted like candy, that's just what I envisioned because it felt Mario-like to me. That's a neat coincidence.
Though, I did know that the pollution goop was designed not to look very filthy so it's more appealing for the eyes. So that knowledge with the prior info, I think the brown goop is like chocolate, and the black is like licorice.
Oh I just looked it up, the other colors, pink and turquoise. I imagine they taste like fruit roll ups. So a pink lemonade and a blue raspberry
Presumably creatures existed on and around the island before Baby Bowser showed up, right?
Maybe the fishing boats have Non-goop animals in them?
@@calemr There are vendors selling generic fish in Ricco Harbor, so I guess that counts.
It is confirmed that the reason why all the enemies in Super Mario Sunshine look so weird is because Bowser Jr. drew them and didn’t know exactly how to do so correctly. Blue Cataquacks are one of the few enemies implied to be native to Isle Delfino despite collapsing into goop if you lead them into water (they avoid water unless they chase you while you are hovering).
@@AlexDown1 Now, I don't know if the other goops would necessarily have a taste, at least the electric stuff that looks like it tastes like something sour. Not sure that one and the Fiery goop in Pianta Village would be considered edible lol.
But at the very least the goop tasting sweet like candy makes a lot of sense when you consider Bowser Jr. is a child.
0:38 You're **sniffle** going to **sob** do what, to ALL THE RATS? **shudder**
@@npcrah My immediate thought
went straight to the comments
_you heard him_
I’m crying and peeing and shaking so much rn too what the heck?!?!
I’m crying and shaking and suddenly turning into a rat
Theoretically, Gelato Beach's watermelon festival would mean that people of the area farm watermelons. It'd make good work, and food, if you can convince someone to help you start. And since it's a festival, you'd know when it comes around. If not for work, I'm sure you could spare a few seeds and start your own little farm.
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@@IRsBlueManMoney-Channel I don't quite see how this helps our watermelon-farming ventures, but sure
@@ayo.2022 Watermelon farming relies on the workings of nature
@@IRsBlueManMoney-Channel ya got me there
@@IRsBlueManMoney-Channel That's a lot of yapping
Ok the "breaking in at night to drink from the sink" made me laugh then the "hope he doesn't find out his spigot is getting sucked" omg 😊thanks
11:40 it's not the fall that kills, it's the sudden stop at the end. But what if there is no stop. You fall accelerate at whatever gravity Isle Delfino has until you reach terminal velocity and endure the wind burns until you go into shock and die. Leaving your corpse to perpetually fall.
Meanwhile the machine itself just gives you a concussion immediately upon launch, probably killing you immediately. And if that doesn't, falling into the machine after will
@@OverbiteGames I understand 9.81m/s² is what is typical on earth and a lot of good authors keep to what they know but game developers especially ones of platformers play with that number beyond recognition. Mario in particular, famously, has higher gravity applied to him in the second half of his jump arc, breaking the expected parabola shape you get with a constant force of gravity.
Library of Babel sh*t
Hold on, wind burns are a thing?
eventually, mario stopped thinking
6:20 Actually, palm trees can be cut down and eaten for their 'heart' which is around 1 calorie per gram. You can also wring out the pulp inside the tree for water.
Was looking to see if anyone pointed this out
You don't spawn in with any tools unfortunately, only the clothes you wear, so unfortunately I don't think that's possible.
Bro you aren't surviving more than seconds in the volcano. That ambient temp is gonna broil you like a lobster in seconds painfully. I'd rather take the diving levels honestly.
Thank you! If the heat doesn't kill you, the gasses will!
What is that boat made out of that it can swim through lava like it was water?
Also, a lot of the bonus levels aren't just set in "an alternate dimension". There are stars around you, meaning you're in space. Meaning no air, and worse, a vacuum. That's gonna kill you faster than... pretty much everything but the lava.
@@iantaakalla8180 the lava in the volcano will be between 700 and 1300 degrees and a density of around 3 g/cm³. (the air around it would be cooler)
Iron has a melting point if 1538 degrees.
Not only would a regular boat made of steel not melt, it would also swim on it.
@@HappyBeezerStudios no, it would sit on it like it would on rocks. The specific density is a lot higher still, nothing ever really 'sinks into' or 'swims' in lava. There is also so much surface tension.
Also a metal boat would slowly like, goop, because it's enough to make steel soft and wobbly.
I'd honestly just use something like kiln clay (what it seems to be in game) or ceramic
Technically if you want to use the game logic, any level with a one up mushroom is infinitely survivable, as they respawn every time you do. It would be a terrible life, because you'd be constantly dying of dehydration every 72 hours, but it is survivable indefinitely!
One must keep in mind that the one ups also count as a full tank of water, so you could prolong the inevitable by an additional 72 hours.
@@MoxiePoss i thought they said you’d have to survive as a normal person without fludd and stuff?
@@Clover864 That was said, but the game logic was brought into consideration multiple times, as well as coming back to life after consuming one up mushrooms. I'm basing this off things that were actually said in the video.
@@MoxiePoss at 0:50 they mention that they have to survive with nothing but the clothes on their back, but it doesn’t mention game logic like one ups as part of that
@@Clover864 Later in the video game logic such as infinitely respawning fruit and one ups are brought up as points.
I think a person could probably live comfortably in any place where there are other sentient beings by becoming a carpenter / handyman, excluding peach and bowser and Bowser junior- all of the sentient creatures in the game have clubs for hands, so fine motor functions probably come at a premium. Unless they have really strong lips and teeth and get shit done with those, but even then you're gonna be so much more efficient.
One thing about Ricco Harbor: there _is_ actually a _single_ coconut tree on a ledge by the cliff. Doesn’t really change anything because fruit machine, but I wanted to point it out.
This is a very subjective video so I have a lot of things to think about
*Things I agreed with*
- I like the idea of Mario just "jumping out of" the secret rooms via Shine Sprite
- Mario can somehow restore health when he collects coins, but I think that's just a gameplay mechanic, they probably aren't edible
*Things I didn't agree with*
- The Bianco folk are not xenophobic around Mario, they're just mad because they can't tell him apart from Shadow Mario
- A few NPCs state that the paint is technically edible, and supposedly tastes sickly-sweet
*Extra ways to survive*
- The people at Gelato Beach, Pinna Park, and Blooper Racetrack might be generous enough to offer you water for a short time
- You could probably befriend the sandbird (and ride it who-knows-where!) if you weren't a video game hero
- Maybe you could ride the flying Stu creatures to the watermelons in Hotel Secret Top-floor Lobby Thing
Personally, I choose to believe this means the coins are coated in/laced with morphine or an equivalent.
I always bought into the idea of Shine Sprites/Power Stars/Grand Stars teleporting you out of the bonus rooms.
I think a good chuck of the levels marked as survivable indefinitely would actually be survive temporarily. The thing is, food and water are nice but if the food doesn't have enough nutrients then you'll die of malnutrition instead of starvation
I think the reason Mario dies without his hat is because of his atrocious haircut, he gets embarrassed to death
"I don't want to bring in hypotheticals"
Next level: "let's say, hypothetically, the owner shows up and I have to beat him to death with my bare hands"
It's interesting how this genre of video always ends up coming down to: does the world we're supposed to survive with work on video game logic or real world logic? Because if it's by real world logic every npc should be sentient and you could befriend then and get their help to survive asking them to bring you food from other places on the island, if it's by video game logic however we gotta consider time actually doesn't move in this game so it'd gonna be eternal daytime which would probably make our biology get kinda whacky too and make us go insane
THIS. Realistically speaking, supply routes would be a thing, so once you get past establishing yourself, you can just order the stuff you need yourself, and help the transport staff take your groceries home!
I mean if it's real world logic, there should already be food, shelter, and water in all the places where people actually live. Cause people live there.
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@@wadespencer3623yeah but we can’t afford it because we start with no money.
@@semajniomet981 Shorting to cuz isn't wrong. Cuz that's just how language works. Goodbye comes from "God be with you" and then people shortened it until it's incomprehensible.
I love these “How/Can you survive in *insert fictional world*” videos. They’re really unique, fun and really makes you appreciate the design and world building of these places.
I haven’t got a specific game in mind for another video like this besides maybe Mario Odyssey or Bowser’s Fury, but I would really like you to continue making videos like these, they’re engaging and entertaining, keep up the good work lad 👍🏿
I'm pretty sure the piantas are normally friendly, but are only angry at Mario for defiling their island (which is Bowser Jr. disguised as Mario), so I'd have to say that the "ropes" wouldn't be coming out for you or me, but it's also a nice thing to take into account since the enemies (like Petey Piranha) are defenitely still hostile
I just assumed it was an Isle Delfino tradition, like a handshake
10:40 this is actually true. At least in Mario Galaxy. You can see mario fly back to the ship with the star. presumably using the power of the star to transport him back. So that's pretty spot on.
"can I beat pianta to death with my bear hands" made me choke on my water lol
Keep up the great work man
4:40 they’re mad at Mario because they think he doomed their island by stealing the shine sprites, not because he’s human …
23:35
The sunflowers after being saved- “we’re saved! Thank you!😊”
Me- “oh…. I wouldn’t say saved…..”
No it’s like being a barber but for plants and you eat the hair
I have great news about shelter in Pinna Park. While I'm not sure how to get in. There is a massive underground facility that used to house a robotic Bowser. So if that got cleaned out by the destruction of the mech then there's a huge place no one is using (given the park owner didn't even realize it was there) free for the taking
24:15 if the assumption is that somebody could CATCH you sleeping here, it’s quite likely that they have night security guards, and if you could snag that position, you could access the full good and water amenities of the part during night without the heat to bother you, and then just find somewhere just outside the park or out of sight to sleep during the day. Homeless, yes, but very well survivable
@@GameJam230 Not to mention, you could just sleep outside at night then go in for water
LOL, the thought of sneaking into a juice bar at night just to drink from the sink!
Sorry but the watermelon and ice level is just bait. I don't doubt the maths, but I doubt you can make the jump, and even if you can there's nothing you can grab onto. It's a shame but it's not actually survivable
rip up the block thingies and make a bridge
27:14 if the entire level is below freezing then you have new problems to deal with. either you can survive normally and the watermelon rots or you're in a giant refrigerator and you're going to die from exposure in a matter of hours
Pretty sure you're still gonna experience severe nutritional deficiency in the bonus stages with the watermelons. You can't subsist on watermelon alone.
Assuming you don't die of exposure to the cold first.
I think the one level with the one ice cube and melon should also have the egg blocks counted too. It's a trickier food source, but if you can make it to the melon to begin with you've already navigated that part successfully
Great Video, i love the editing style (since its paced slower than a lot of whats on RUclips atm) you earned a sub from me!
I think that one very important aspect of the Chuckster level that you missed is the fact that the Chucksters themselves are able to survive there. I wouldn’t be surprised if they had some sort of mystical water source or something. And they could probably eat the Strollin’ Stus.
28:12 “This one just likes go-karting and tennis!”
Also that one: Kidnaps people and puts them in paintings multiple times in the Luigi’s Mansion games.
@@PikKraken8 Hey, every buddy's got problems
They’re just quirky 🙄
No, that’s a different one.
Hey, if he turns you into a painting you don’t have to worry about food, water or shelter and can be revived after Luigi’s next bad real estate venture
8:51 If the gondola fare is 10 coins, then we can probably deduce that a 10 coin commission is enough to live off of, given the operator presumably lives here as a local. That's another quite good reason to assert that we could make a living fetching fruit.
La-Mulana would be a fun place to survive in with its varied and surreal environments and the added comedy of watching a paper fish get lost in an exceptionally intricate labyrinth while searching for footage
Honestly, the Pianta Village secret would be even more deadly if you didn't wanna stay in one place. All it takes is talking to one of the Piantas there and whoops, you're soaring dozens of feet skyward, and whether or not you land on the next platform your spine'll be the world's shittiest accordion when you inevitably hit something. As for Corona Mountain, it can be hundreds of degrees (fahrenheit) sitting just _outside_ an active volcano. Forget heat stroke, you're literally cooked if you decide you want to make THAT your survival area.
Also also, for the areas where you can survive alone...you're gonna go completely whacko sooner or later without something to occupy you or someone to keep you company.
Imagination can occupy the artistic mind indefinitely.
25:00
you could make a leaf tent to sleep in and visit the park every day to drink and maybe try to stock up on food as much as possible so you aren't required to visit the park every day. If you could get hired you can make your home more comfortable too
Love this video a lot! For Pinna Park, i would drink from the sprinklers and chill around and eat food, enjoy the festivities and whatnot.
And then when the park closes for the day, i am gonna assume nightfall will hit. So ill just chillax on the beach under a tree or on the random boat that just sits there not being used.
27:36 If we assume the reason the huge ice block isn't melting is due to the temperature of the area, then this secret stage actually isn't survivable, it's just unsurvivable for a fun new reason; freezing to death.
27:00 he tries to use the cold as a justification for survival, but you're just gonna freeze to death.
25:00 you definitely could survive, at least for a while. Just go into the park during regular hours to get fresh water, shade, and other materials. And then, when the park closes, just go back to you palm tent to sleep and get food. You can also enter any time you want to during the day. You might even be able to like sell your fresh pineapples to the park’s customers. In conclusion, it might not be comfortable, but you’d still have food, shelter, water, and maybe even some money
I need to see your math for 5-8 years off a single watermelon. I feel like I could finish that in a week
In the pachinko machine you would die of blunt force trauma.
HOW are these videos so good LMAO.
Thank you for this, I like how unnecessarily researched this is, I say unnecessary but it definitely elevated this to a whole other level. I've seen this one and the N64 one, so gooooood
Great job on this one! I was actually pretty jazzed the whole time. Good job to you and Editor-Friend!
The pachinko machine is also extremely easy. While there is some weird collision, you can just choose what side you jump on, lean forward or back on the stick, and hover with fludd. There's only 1 coin that's any real challenge
With the pachinko level, I fail to see how falling into the sky is the greatest issue. You'd be killed just by being launched like Mario there.
I love this! Videos about “the science of gaming” is so fun to me, and learning how to live in these areas was so fun! Great vid, keep it up
10:06 Some people can swim and stab at the same time like some freaky zora... Meanwhile I'm just like "...How????? How are you that athletic???"
@@BruhaTheImp where have you seen in real life swimming and stabbing at the same time? What kind of underwater fight did you get into? xD
@@henrietic Not fight: Hunting. usually very athletic males, stabbing fish by diving in, swimming for a bit, and then thrusting an spear, usually wooden, forward.
With like only 1 or 2 exceptions, when a level has an inhabitant, you can survive. one level is questionable of the two, the other is the silly one you are thrown around by.
So the survival guide to survive in this game is, follow them. Never enter an area they aren't going themselves.
Wouldn’t it be so fun to jump off the edge of a secret level? Since you’re a human, you could fall forever, so you’d be infinitely skydiving assuming no air friction, bc this is super Mario sunshine
edit: being in super mario sunshine is the reason there would be no air friction
20:00 could you not just… ask for a glass of water?
Jokes aside, I really love this video. It’s so funny and interesting.
Honestly You Could Survive Forever In These Places Cause They Have People In It That Will Replenish Supplies Not To Mention The Piantas And Nokis Live There And They Are Alive!
i love this type of video so much! I'm not even into Mario but this was so entertaining lol
Yooo I love videos like this!!! Thanks so much for this content, its my absolute favourite thing to watch!!
“The secret levels” are painted worlds similar to the ones in Mario 64. They were created by Bowser Jr. with the magic/science painbrush. So, just as stars are able to get Mario out of a painting, a shine sprite can get him out of a secret level. Like, collapsing the micro-dimension and shifting them back to reality.
1:34 I need an OnADock out-of-context compilation now 😂
16:26 time to call up Any Austin. You, determining how survivable different levels are, and Austin, determining the unemployment rate of levels. The collab will be legendary!
I think the Piantas especially don't like Mario because they think he was responsible for the goop all over the place, that's why he was also taken to court. I doubt that they would treat every person like that, they just have heard very bad things about Mario in beforehand.
I can’t tell if it’s because of a regional accent or speech pattern but Jesus the way you talk and tell jokes has a huge hit of Sseth and Reggie in it man, it’s a real head trip
I would LOVE to see this logic applied to some of the other 3D Mario games(Particularly the paintings & secret star areas in Super Mario 64 or maybe even the galaxies in Super Mario Galaxy!)
im pretty sure a win condition in any of these levels would be getting imprisoned as i imagine the piantas would probably feed prisoners
You know what? I hate the idea of Isle Delfino being a Sundown Town! Thanks a lot for making that implication!
I absolutely love your videos and your channels U deffs deserve more subscribers and views 🎉🎉
I could have sworn this was your second video on “can you survive in X video game?” But I can’t seem to find the first one. Either way I really enjoyed this!
The words “bureau of labour statistics” are so ingrained to my mind as being associated with AnyAustin’s employment reports that I physically recoiled when I heard it in this video Cus I almost thought there was gonna be an AnyAustin cameo xd
I thought your channel was MUCH MUCH larger. Good videos!
Pina Park is easy, just drink in the day, hollow out a few of the infinite gourds to store water ahead of closing time, and sleep out on the beach at night.
19:19 when you say "on top of that" it sounds like a pianta dialog sound
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I need to point out that just because there's food, you can die from malnutrition
It’s literally the opposite
No? Malnutrition aint starvation mate. @algotkristoffersson15
I know there’s like a thousand planetoids in Mario Galaxy, but I have always, _always_ wanted to know how many of them could actually support life.
Not enough to figure it out for myself, obviously, but definitely enough to watch a video on.
Bro like "mmm, defeat and theft from the juice shop and shelter" instead of just "can I work here?"
>Island cast into darkness
>Citizens want to immediately turn an extra profit by selling pieces of the island deity
Sounds like something that would happen irl
You actually can’t survive if you only ate watermelon for the rest of your life. Humans need to eat a variety of foods to get essential nutrients.
Yep. Unfortunately we are apes, not monkeys. Apes need at least some meat.
@@polarknight5376 That... isn't quite accurate. Gorillas don't eat any meat, unless you count insects. Same for orangutans. And even chimps mostly hunt cause they LIKE meat, they can survive just fine never eating it.
But it is true that a diet of only watermelon would probably be missing a whole lot of important nutrients.
Yes you’d miss out on necessary proteins (amino acids) and essential fatty acids. So you would die way before because of this unbalanced diet.
@@wadespencer3623 insects absolutely do count. They're animals, so they're made of meat.
yes you can. you might be extremely weak and die young, but calories are what actually matter
Going to be honest, the png drawing pufferfish expressions absolutely turns already good humor into great humor, favorite bit was talking about fighting a pianta
i need the mario Galaxy version of this lmao, this video is peak
If people think infinitely respawning food is cheating I do hope these same people have never eaten anything that was plant or animal based.
congrats on 37k views, man! This video was great, can't wait for part 2!
Something worth bringing up about Gelato beach, I’d believe the water situation could be helped by 2 factors
The coconuts growing in the trees would be able to quench your thirst thanks to the water in them
And secondly, while you could steal from the juice bar, you could also potentially be able to get a job there, since you did mention that the watermelon spawns exclusively for the Juice Bar mission, this could possibly be a Business opportunity, delivering fresh produce and getting paid for it, normally you would get paid in a shine sprite but it wouldn’t be unreasonable to assume that a Decent sum of coins wouldn’t be out of the budget
Man this is some A grade yapping. Good job 😂❤
The good thing is that we are not criminals which means everyone's going to be much more friendly to us
regarding the hotel level, you wouldn't even need the job to make the money to rent the room, you'd just need the job, most large/resort hotels (think Mariot) normally have at least 1 floor or on section of a floor specifically for lodging for employees, so chances are you'd be able to get a room simply for being an employee
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Me, who lives in the Desierto de Sonora: *laughs in sweet and sunburn*
okay hear me out, what if, while eating the 5 -8 years worth of melon in the sirena beach hotel secret, we train our mind and body to indeed be able to scale the wall - you don't know what is possible with calisthenics if you work out every day (which you will do as there is nothing else to do there other than eat watermelon and work out)
Fun fact: You actually get most-all of the water you need to avoid dehydration from the food you eat, you need very little extra fresh water. The more salt in your diet the more water you need though.
so, regarding the 1 up mushrooms in the secret levels... those come back every time you die... so you can actually die as many times as you're willing, You should have included a "Death Eternal" section for those.
And in regards to the Yoshi Go Round secret... I have one precursor question to the ice and Melon... How exactly do you plan on reaching the melon to dig in?
37:17 there’s the banger I waited for 😂❤
32:55 I think this one actually isn't as grim as you make it out to be- if you can get the glass to break, you can get tools that you can use to carve handholds in the wood and climb out. Since the glass's so thick I think getting a crack to start would be a problem though, but I think it's possible if you ripped up the floor to get firewood and a fire drill and then lit a fire such that it gets a part of the glass really hot. Then, you quickly extinguish the fire and piss on the hot glass, it'll crack due to the rapid cooling.
22:33 Also, it seems to be in space, where you wouldn't have any sort of protection against the deadly rays of all those stars