Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: CANUXSPLOITATION-A-THON 1
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- Опубликовано: 11 июл 2024
- Compilation video of my first "Canuxsploitation-A-Thon" from 2016 where I talk about the Canadian made exploitation movies "Blue Monkey", "The Carpenter", "Firebird 2015 A.D." and "The Shape Of Things To Come".
0:00 Intro
0:40 Blue Monkey
20:37 The Carpenter
38:42 Firebird 2015 A.D.
56:28 The Shape Of Things To Come
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Ever wanted to binge watch my first Canuxsploitation-A-Thon in one video? Well now you can!
Could you perhaps timestamp every movie by studio
Yes sir. I'll have more sir.
Honestly I kinda wanted to the the return and his son
Sweet
This is a great way to start the new year , thank you Brandon !! Keep the great videos coming !!
Brandon is responsible for me calling every annoying movie kid character Kenny, regardless of nationality or gender.
Same tbh
Me too as well
He's responsible for me shouting "DECAPITATION" every time there's one on screen.
Same, and it confuses my friends lol. They think it's a south park reference
Same even have my wife and kids calling them that even though they have never watched his videos 😂
Seeing how young and fresh-faced Brandon looks in these...then remembering I watched them when they came out...I suddenly realize I've been a fan of his for nearly a decade. WORTH IT.
Ya, he aged better
An hour of old-school Canadian film reviews compiled by one of my most favorite movie reviewers?
2024 is already off to a great start.
Dude, you've gotten every obscure cult film I know of, with the exception of 1973's Fantastic Planet. Here's to another awesome year! You Rock Brandon!
For those who want em here are the chapters:
0:40 Blue Monkey
20:37 The Carpenter
38:42 Firebird 2015AD
56:28 The Shape of Things to Come
thank you
Where you can watch for free.
blue monkey=Tubi
Firebird 2015 A.D.=Tubi
The Shape Of Things To Come = Tubi
This video had all 2nd tier Canadian actors of the last 50 years featured in it 😊
That's a great rock cover of the Canadian anthem.
Entomologist: the blue monkey (bug) is a hermaphrodite ie...both male and female sex organs.
Later the same Entomologist: We need to lure the male (bug) away from the female (bug) so we can destroy her and the eggs.
Me: I thought you said it was a hermaphrodite, both male and female?????
THE CANADIAN GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!! 🍁🇨🇦
Over an hour of the Tenold monster. I'm here for it
Man, was it really years ago when I used to watch these kind of themed reviews released separately?
😂"OMG,DID HE JUST POOP OUT HIS MOUTH?!!?"😅😂..I just saw this movie on a late late night last week. And I'm glad you did a recap on it. It's much more interesting with your comments😅😂..Great Reaction Recap👍🏾💯👍🏾
I always appreciate Brandon's snark and humour but especially when I feel stressed. Thank you.
Sweet. I hope we get another Canuxsploitation-a-thon eventually.
Yes…yes I have wanted to binge your Canuxploitation-a-thons
Can't think of a better way to start 2024, really..
Thanks, Brandon! Happy New Year!
Before I start watching this I'm just going to say that if Bob and Doug McKenzie don't make a guest appearance I'll be crushed.
Last night, for New Year, my family were looking for something to watch and my dad suggested the Riftrax of The Shape of Things to Come because he read that Jack Palance was in it, and more importantly Jack Palance had some sort of support beam fall on his head.
Every time he was on screen my dad would go “*gasp* Jack Palance!” It took him a while to realize how little actually happened in the movie, and being annoying about Jack Palance was his only form of entertainment.
As soon as the debris drop happened we all cheered and turned off the movie. It’s pretty great to have this compilation get uploaded the day after.
Exactly what I need as I eat a chicken curry and fried rice. Happy New Year, Brandon...
Not disappointed you posted this but for a second I thought you just dropped an hour long episode and I was hype
I love that you are still doing these, never ever stop.
A blast from the past. Thanks for the memories Brandon!
The whole Kenny thing was hilarious during the Gamera cycle of videos. And I've got that massive Gamera boxset from Arrow Video a few years ago 😀
You should definitely do more of these!
I can't wait for the next canuxsploitation
Brandon, you always crack me up with your hatred of kids in movies 😂
As far as I’m concerned Canada has produced two great things , this dude and hot chicks.
And Wolverine.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 didn’t they retcon him ? Thought he was from Georgia or something in this new clown world we live in ?
@@jedadiahamaral2761 😕 oh goodness I hope you're joking!
We still got dead pool
The plot of this movie is similar to an episode of Buck Rodgers in the 25th Century which guest starred Jack Palance and Roddy McDowell. They both came out in 1979. I doubt it's a coincidence.
Happy new year Brandon ! Thanks for the vids!!
I would really recommend the movie Santa Sangre to do a video on, that shit traumatized me
ZAPP ROWSDOWER. How can you forget that Canadian cheese?
(Also, Zombie Nightmare.)
Finally, a video I can fall asleep too.
Love yer work!
A great start to the new year. Thanks, Brandon!
Happy New Year, Brandon! Best wishes to you and yours and good luck in 2024! ⭐🙂👍
Happy new year Brandon
Oh jeezus, I tried to watch The Shape of Things to Come a month ago. How did Brandon not die during the process!? ☠️
Happy New Year Brandon and i wish you all the best and another great year for your channel!
Happy Hogmanay, looking forward to another year of your videos.
Hell yes Brando smart idea compiling them! Time to smoke weed and watch
I'd be somewhat tempted to ask Oscar- winner Sarah Polley if she remembers or knows why that first movie is called "Blue Monkey".
1. Who TF is Sarah Polly?
2. It's a boonch of poopycock that Sarah Polly won an Academy Award
*IT IS NOW THE YEAR OF THE BEAVER!*
*_BEAUTY, EH?_*
You rock Brandon, Happy New Year!🎉
This is an epic idea. Nothing better to do in regina lol
Don't know what you mean Brandon the shape of things to come it's a great film great actors ,plot, effects, acting this is 10 out of 10 on oh my god what am looking at so there
Hardest thing to believe in the video is that Brandon has never saw Caccoon. Based on his type of music that movie should be one he saw and probably a favorite of his.
hell yeah I didn't expect a video so soon I the year ! let's go!!!!!
Happy New Godzilla Year Brandon!
I recently watched The Shape of Things to Come on MST3K and I remember I stopped paying attention to the plot about 1/4 of the way through and just made jokes along with the hosts. So thanks, Brandon, for making this movie slightly more coherent for me.
thanks for reloading, i needed this to wash off all the youtube trash they threw in 2023
The robot, aye, says he's fully functional, and then a light saber device emerges from his lower torso.
This was a kick ass and funny marathon
That last one was the first film I ever saw Palance in which affected my opinion of him for ever.
Screw the next Godzilla review, I'm excited for the next Canuxsploitation-A-Thon!
My favorite very impressive Canadian horror movie. Is the original my bloody Valentine 💝 from 1980. My great information for today. Have a great fabulous wonderful day.😀
Damn the oxygen level of the earth. We can just move to... Oh wait. We have no backup planet.
Yes sir. I'll have more sir.
5:09 That is the largest Chekhov's Gun I've ever seen.
Thanks, Brandon, 2024 is off to a great start!
49:05 I did enjoy the subversion of the father of the boy being the one freaking out about what he's up to with a girl, while the girls dad couldn't care less in Firebird 2015.
The main doctor chick in Blue Monkey is one of the Duras sisters in Star Trek TNG.
Great one!
Thank you good sir. You sweet sarcastic Canuck.
When the styrofoam I beam fell on Jack Palance’s head at the very end… it’s been a while since I’ve laughed so hard. BONK! I actually enjoy this movie in the same way I enjoy Manos, The Hands of Fate. But then again, I’m a masochist😳
Just because they can legally drive doesn't mean they can drive
This is the best thing I ever saw.
Happy New Year 🕛🎊🕛😊
YAHOO!! Thanks man!!
GOOD VIDEO, I so like your aversion to annoying children's characters
This is very interesting does this mean That you are going to make more of these combolation videos outside of justhe canada movies like Carnnosaur, various kaiju movies or giant animal movies
When i watched ‘Godzilla: Minus One’, my first thought was if that little girl was going to be a ‘Kenny’….=P
It's good you put the year in the description so we know what year it's from.
Because you where born looking like you do :P
Hello, glad to be here.
Olde Schoole😂💯love it sir
I wonder if there’ll be a comp of the Doug McClure-a-Thon
Kick ass! Count Floyd is in this movie!
Nothing says "Canuxsploitation" like an actor from... Pittsburgh.
(Now I feel an urge to rewatch the Count Floyd skit for "Blood-sucking Monkeys From West Mifflin PA".)
I'd like to see you do a review of Zombie Nightmare. It was featured onMST3K as well.
That weird Smokey and the Bandit meets Mad Max movie is weird, and shows how to find the tail pipe.
Is it just me, but does the intro music sound like the musician was trying to cover the theme to " Red Dwarf" but was hindered by some combo of Acid & Speed??
In The Shape of Things to Come, was that the Ontario Place cinesphere? XD
"Oh, Canada..." (Facepalm.)
The space movie seemsto be a big budget remake of Adam saves the world, better known as Turkish Star Wars, even with a weird dictator magician.
Happy belated Boxing Day 🎄🎅🏻🦌⛄🎁🇨🇦
Brandon, your country is far from boring, it's a beautiful, wonderful, peaceful land full of adventure, just saying my Man!!!🙏✨👌🌄🐲❣️
Gonna punch me a 🫎 and drink a gallon of 🍁 syrup!!!!! 🇨🇦 woooohoooo!
The car they modify for the end action sequence is not the Firebird, but the 'Cuda, which is why the Firebird is perfectly fine at the end. Just saying.
Yep, exploding Delta is the same thing as in Battlfield Earth.
Thx for the late Xmas gift for the New Year, from an old fart living in Chiraq (Chicago).
Blue Monkey is on Tubi, oddly it's listed twice, also under its alternative title, Insect.
Looking good Brandon
Bring on the Canuck films ya hoser!
Doctor Doom must be the head honcho in that pla😂😂😅
Can you do The Funhouse (1981) at some point?
Blue Monkey? Obviously someone who never understood the idea of "The Color out of Space".
Classic Tenold!
Sparks was sent by Omex, so that's why he can talk to it. The only scene that makes sense,
Question, does 'Blue Monkey' have anything to do with that wall of yours??
The Carpenter looks amazing! Seriously!
I'm wondering if they got the idea for this movie Firebird 2015 from The Rush song Red barchetta
Please review Kraa the sea monster (1998) next