Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: CREATURE
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- Опубликовано: 22 май 2017
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It's the finale of Alien Month with "Creature" (1985), AKA "Titan Find", starring Klaus Kinski.
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Swear to God, true story: I first saw this movie a few years ago and as I was watching I said to myself, "If this were any more of an eighties sci-fi/horror film, Klaus Kinski would show up." Five minutes later, Klaus Kinski showed up.
I can believe it 🤘
And then everyone clapped! Wait..
🤣🤣🤣
I still remember Klaus well from "For a Few Dollars More". He always left a lasting impression no matter what he was in!
Klaus Kinski is like Bloody Mary.
“I see you like guns.... what else do you like?”
One of the best character opening lines. EVER. And probably an adlib.
"Klasu Kinski grabbbing ass wasn't in the script and something he decided to do and everyone on the set was to afraid to stop him" .. Well that sounds strangly accurate.
Oh man, I LOLed so hard on that one 😂
you probably dont care but if you guys are stoned like me atm then you can watch all of the new movies on Instaflixxer. Been streaming with my brother for the last few days xD
when he talked about him greeting everyone with sexual assault i started laughing then realized well shit it's probably not a joke. :o
These two ppl go around leaving the same comment about instacflixxer
Klaus Kinski repeatedly r*ped his daughter from the age of 6 to 18.
After dealing with all of Ferris' shenanigans and the end of his marriage, Mr. Bueller went down a very different career path
Old video, I know, but the intro to Alien Month is scarier than the actual movies.
Ah yes, Klaus Kinksi. The best crazy German dude ever.
Also they found this thing on Titan, Thanos is gonna be pissed when he comes home and finds his pet missing.
I wish Brandon had mentioned some of Kinksi's more... insane episodes during the filming of this movie. No joke, when he first met William Malone (director) he put his arm around the dude as if he were an old friend and casually confessed that he raped his daughter (Natassja Kinksi) when she was 12.
Later Malone saw Kinski with a teenage girl and when he asked him where she came from Kinski gave him a creepy smile and said "Well... you know, I like to hang around the school yards."
As much as Kinksi would fit as a name, I actually did a type there. The name is spelled Kinski.
@@trustno173 wait did he actually do it, how did he not rot in jail
@@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888 He was a critically acclaimed actor with a lot of money and connections. If Malone did anything to try and report him, he'd be destroyed and blacklisted. Shortly after he died, Malone said 'The world's better off without him. He'd probably approve of me saying that."
@@trustno173 hmmm agreed... may he burn in the pit revakai uses to roast pedofiles.
Pity we never got a Christopher Walken, Gary Busey, Dennis Hopper and Klaus Kinski movie. IN SPACE! Imagine how crazy that would be. You'd have to take LSD just to understand it.
Liam I’d pay to see that lol.
Hell, you must have taken LSD to even think of it!
And they're all getting their butts kicked by Steven Seagal. Comedy relief provided by Howie Shore.
I would watch the Hell out of that!
Add Rutger Hauer to the cast and you've got the Sci Fi movie that created a new standard in the genre.
Brandon really deserves more subs. All his content is quality and always makes me lol.
The movie should be called: "In the dark the creature (Klaus Kinski) turned into a ghoul."
or
"It's not asleep ... it's alive!!"
It’s great that they have big 80’S hair again in the future!
And big computers. Big calculators. Giant cameras. Hell, I'm sure mobile phones the size of bricks will make a comeback!
1:36 "If you're old enough to remember going to the video store, chances are you saw this cover staring at you from the horror movie section."
I'm at that awkward age where I'm old enough to remember seeing that very cover, but then going home with a Winnie the Pooh cartoon because I was about 4 or 5 at the time. And then I got older, and forgot all about it. I KNEW that face looked familiar!
Adiraiju I'm at that age when I can remember things from years ago, but can't remember what happened last week.
Yup, and the "Galaxy of Terror" cover is what got me to rent that one. Thank GOD my mom is a sci-fi monster movie fan, or underage me would have been in big trouble for THAT one :)
The covers I remember most were the ones for Fear & Loathing and the back cover for that one movie where a snowman kills a lady in a shower.
Jack Frost! (NOT the Keaton one, heh)
Also, I miss video stores. Especially after seeing a video on here about the Blockbuster that's still open in Alaska. That search for a movie with that feeling of anticipation that says, "we're all gonna get pizza and popcorn and watch a movie tonight, and maybe I could get a box of Nestle Buncha Crunch while we check out." And then there was the video game rental section. Renting Shadows of the Empire or Gundam Battle Assault 1. I'd totally be renting video games to this day if they were still open. RIP Family Video, Box Office Video, Movie Gallery, Hollywood Video, Blockbuster, etc.
This creature looks like an Alpha Metroid if you ask me.
Nintendo: We we're this close to make an actual Metroid movie.
Looks like the thing from Split Second fucked an anteater.
the VHS store was great. basically ill rent anything that has a ninja or a guy with a machine gun on the cover.
bastardtubeuser god i used to absolutely raid the horror/thriller section. . . (I generally dont care for thriller movies. . . But the staff at the local vid shop were useless, so its better to scan both for hidden gems)
You are from Saskatchewan too?
I have been on a two day binge watching your content after it was suggested to me and I was excited to find out you are Canadian but this is the icing on the cake!
Bunnyhug vico... etc etc.
Seeing the title I initially thought this was a review of the miniseries with Craig T Nelson fighting a humanoid shark creation.
forgot the title can always look it up on IMDB
It's actually called just that-"Creature"
www.imdb.com/title/tt0156205/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_28
- ...Also... Where the Hell were you???
- (deep breath) I got lost.
- silence
nono no no, I'm dying here. hahahahaha
That made Bryce so adorable, honestly. ❤
And what Resident Evil fan couldn't relate? I got lost half the damn time in the Spencer Mansion!
That electrocution scene in the 52 thing has one of my fav wtf moment of the b&w era. Mainly because its the first one i ever noticed.
Trying to buy time. They barricade a door with a few 1x6. A good tactic at keeping him from busting the door in. Problem was, it pulled open from that side. Not pushed. So it literally opens the door and goes right through the little 1×6. My grandpa who i never knew if he was actually watching the tv or reading his book. Must have noticed my double take response to it says "u get the feelin they didn't think that all the way through?"
I forgot about that. “Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein” did the exact same bit with a bed in place of the planks..
I've been binge watching you for the first time. It took me awhile to warm.up to you, but now you have me hooked. Congrats on your longevity, your sarcasm, and your niche - you seem to stay away from human centipedish stuff, and you should. Too many reviewers confuse fetish movies with cult movies, but you keep a clear, strong vision of what you're doing and I like that. You've won a fan!
Space Helmets are more suggestions, like bike helmets...the crew from Alien :Covenant would agree.
This why you always wear a spacesuit, especially on a breathable planet.
Thanks, but I'd rather watch Creature again than EVER watch Covenant.
@prehistorichero2755 Remember this? 😁
Fred Kwan: "Snff! Huff-huff...seems okay!"
" Crawlspace"!! A classic movie With Klaus. 💀
Hellraiser in space with concept art by HR Geiger? If only that came to fruition....
It kinda sorta did. The Dead Star movie was eventually made as "Supernova" but with all of the Hellish imagery removed.
Imagine how much better Event Horizon would’ve been with Geiger’s design...
Well there was a Hellraiser movie partially set in space. I think it was Bloodlines.
Funny seeing this old review after just finishing the new blu-ray of the flick. Since the HD print is the first time I've seen this one (I never rented it on VHS, even though that cover enticed me so many times) this gives some solid perspective on how much was gained with a proper restoration. Fun little flick, and a solid review! Would be interesting to hear your fresh thoughts on a proper widescreen clear print of the movie one day.
I keep saying lately... this is a GREAT time to be buying OLD movies!
Fun fact: Diane Salinger played the waitress in Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
Merci Beaucoup Pee Wee!
Also Penguin's mom in Batman Returns, along with Paul Reubens as the dad.
A dubious character. Not-fun fact.
Actually covered this for "Cinefantastique" back in the day. It was shot basically in a warehouse - they were making the next set in one part, tearing down the last set behind them, and shooting in the middle. Place was noisy as hell except when it would all stop for shooting a scene. Didn't meet Kinsky who was only there for a few days, but Mallone was happy we were covering the film. His remake of "House on Haunted HIll" is still an underrated gem.
*Titan Find is a highly underrated and important science-fiction horror film.*
I love watching movies I saw at the video store when I was a kid. Glad to know I'm not the only one
10:11 you could always go with the HEADSHOT!! sound byte. Lol.
Kinski has always been
disturbing to watch. That's
why he gets so many roles.
He uses his look and attitude
very well. Hell, he played a
cowboy once and when you
see him insanely riding a horse
(the only one I can imagine
actually doing that!) You just
go WTF ! Fun to watch and
possibly the only reason I would
consider getting this movie.
you almost killed my sister LOL, loved the "psych" scene when the alien was thought dead, your victory punch "nailed It" got my sister laughing so hard that she was chocking and laughing on her snacks.
I nearly died!!!
your sister sounds like a fat fuck.
Klaus Kinsky Was so unbearable That On the Set Of CrawlSpace Someone Seriously thought of putting A hit on Him
Alien month was a lot of fun. Keep up the good work.
Wow, I actually remember seeing this movie back in the day. And I'm European!
The funny thing is that until Brandon's reviews came along, I always mixed this movie together with Lifeforce, somehow thinking both stories were a part of one movie... O.o
Old enough to see the cover in the video store? Dude, I saw this in the theatre. At that age, it was dark enough (literally absent of light) to give a little scare, and present fabulous tatas of a quite babe-licious actress for me to say, "Dayuuum!" Despite all the flaws, I found it entertaining.
Not-Alan Thicke is actually Ferris Bueller's dad :P
Damn! My comment was 3 years late.
I managed to dig up Malone's DVD a while ago. It's great! And not to badly priced. Thanks for putting me onto this, Brandon!
Yay Bryce!
So could you call this movie... "Attack on Titan"?
(Dodges tomatoes and shoes)
But not the rocks!
Adiraiju DAMMIT! I THOUGHT I WAS HE FIRST PERSON TO THINK OF THAT!
But couldn't dodge the potatoes
Now where'd all these lumps on my head come from?
I'll be honest, before I watched it or knew anything about it, I thought that _Attack on Titan_ was about a Human colony on Titan that got attacked by aliens or something.
I like how this movie is such a blatant Alien cash-in that Kinski's character is named "Hans Rudy", likely a nod to HR (Hans Ruedi) Giger
Haha the giant calculator exploded! 😂👍
(Edit; Come to think of it, I've never seen Klaus Kinski and Tommy Wiseau in the same place at the same time!!)
By the way. Sean Young was in "Parasomnia", independent William Malone movie.
They're on Titan? Could be worse. They could have run into Thanos!
Also, check out the 1989 movie *Moontrap*, available on Blu-ray.
i remember this movie with Dad, i love the groping part
Titan is the name of one of the moons that orbit Saturn. It was not created by Marvel comics.
I did like that Chekov finally got some.
Koenig was the star of Moontrap. I rented that when I was a kid. The only thing I can seem to remember about the movie was the space tents.
The comic version. Not the movie version.
I Actually Do Remember Seeing That in the Horror Section when I was a Kid. Man Talk About Video Store Nostalgia. Lol!
Plz more Videos with Kinski. He is sooo crazy.
Do Dark Star! It is an action sci-fi comedy full of hippies.There are also clear ties to Douglas Adams, like trying to talk a delusional intelligent bomb out of exploding. Actually, since the movie came out long before Hitchhiker's Guide, Adams may have stolen the idea from the movie, or been directly involved with the script.
Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy originated as a 1978 radio program, darkstar a 1974 film by John Carpenter
I presumed Klaus' character had gone a bit 'funny' after being left all alone on Titan for ages.
Thanks for making this May special, Brandon! Looking forward to your next videos like always
My first thought when I saw the title was , "Wait, the Peter Benchly miniseries?"
I wonder if they found any Mega City One judges spending time for various crimes.
I watched this movie last night, and I quite enjoyed it! It's a pretty solid 80s sci/fi/creature horror B-movie that's definitely worth viewing for fans of the genre and era.
this is still better than the actual Attack on Titan movie
No, sir. Attack on Titan live-action movie is worse than The Exorcist 3: Father Karras goes to Hell.
Exorcist 3 is actually a good movie
The good ole days of HBO is how i remember this little cult gem.
How this didn’t sweep the ‘85 Oscars and make people think twice about goin to see James Cameron’s Box Office Bonn Aliens is beyond me...
I actually rented this. Im old enough to remember when video stores first opened,,, before blockbuster. Brandon you would have loved it, It was nearly as cool as the old record shops. My parents used to send me to the video shop as i was buddies with the shop owners son. I could rent any film apart from the p?rn. He also got me a bootleg copy of the Evil Dead about 6 months before it was released. R,I,P Mr Collins,,, you made my childhood awesome
Actually, there was a wide screen 1080p version that was uploaded on youtube a year ago, and it looked amazing
Wendy Schall also played Martin Short's crush in 1987's Innerspace.
"Chances are you saw this box cover staring at you from the horror movie section" my grandmother owned this movie and had it at the end of her movie shelf (which had openings) so i saw it everytime i rounded the corner. Nights were not fun for 5 year old me.
Ahhh the most alien of all the alien rip offs
Brandon think you are the funniest Movie reviewer ever, I can't go episode without laughing, thank you! 👍👍
another Kinski movie i need to see, thanks man :D (his behind the scenes stuff is simply amazing, he was such an asshole to every producer ever :D :D) nice review as always. keep up the good work brandon
Director William Malone also owned the original Robbie the Robot for many years. Robbie went up for auction earlier this week, and set a price record for a movie prop.
My hometown still have the video store we still have a running Blockbuster all my relatives come from Tennessee they just stop and stare at it in confusion and ask how?
That's funny because I have this movie on DVD, great video Brother, Blessings.
The gaunt looking black haired lady is actually Simone from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Hellraiser + H.R. Giger = Nightmare fuel overdose.
This is a good movie for its time
The horror movie section brings back old memories. My childhood was all about horror and sci-fi. And I do remember creature being in every movie store I've ever been in.
"I can't believe it's not Alan Thicke" Good lord that's brilliant! hahaha
The full screen version of this is streaming on Prime. The widescreen disc has very limited availability but is still there. I like this movie quite a bit. (Apr 10, 2020)
This film looks fantastic on Bluray.
This was unexpectedly fun. And yes, that was why I rented it. Great work.
Thanks for this upload,I really needed cheering up and your videos are sure stress killers.And yes, I do remember that video cover,by the way how's the music going?Well, I hope,this is definitely one of my favorite channels.
I just realized that this movie is almost a perfect mix of Thing and Alien....Diane Salinger is a like a poor mans Sogourney Weaver...tall somewhat masculine with dark curly hair and a deep voice
Jesus Christ I DO REMEMBER SEEING THAT MOVIE IN THE VIDEO STORE! My dad saw me watching the video, and was like "wasn't that the movie that freaked you out, rather than Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster?" I didn't remember at first, but I remember some totally-not-a-rapist-dude being like "You like scary movies, you should watch this!" Man, the first minute, and the memories are REAL!
You should make a list of your favorite films (like actual favorite films, not just cult ones)
So happy Vinegar Syndrome gave this movie a proper BluRay release and restored the movie to boot, looks fantastic! Glad I purchased it during their Black Friday Sale. Great review Brandon!
8:20 Brother Theodore... IN SPAAAAAACE!
"Bryce, we thought you were dead!!!"
"Nope."
An old friend huh... Could it be... Is is The Big G?
Omg i remember watching this movie WAY TOO YOUNG, like 8 or 9 yrs old, it terrified me, i loved it.
Well, it took 4 years but Vinegar Syndrome is releasing it on Blu ray on Black Friday
Just discovered your channel....fun stuff.
In the late '60s I was in a band with Bill Malone and though he envisioned himself to be Paul McCartney he was seriously into monster movies. He was working on a latex replica costume of the creature from the black lagoon. It's great to see his name come up in one of your reviews.
Bryce: *sheepishly* I got lost...
*Brandon looks on disapprovingly*
Brandon: Okay! Good enough for me.
Me: *absolutely loses it*
I like that Vinegar Syndrome has released this for people to buy on Blu Ray.
8:26 Getting into Lovecraft country here. "That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die".
The cover really freaked me out when I was little lol, I have a copy of this one along with two other movies called The Demon and Pieces.
Forget about the Roxette reunion! Bwaah haa ha haaaa!!! Good one, Brandon! :)
Diane Salinger? Wait...... She played 'The Penguins' MOTHER!
9:03 "I think this guy is the first ever to die of just erotic asphyxiation"
Looks like someone should review In The Realm of the Senses :D
Hey Brandon, you should do Alien 2: Sulla Terra next! It's an unofficial sequel to the original alien made by an Italian film company in 1980.
8:30 I don't know, Cthulhu is said to be a dead God who's dreaming in his sunken city of R'lyeh.
Still loving your show, keep it up!
Creature is actually available on RUclips, still transfers of VHS but free.
You can go to Amazon and order a legit widescreen DVD for under 10 bucks. It has widescreen at the top of the cover and the transfer isn't a vhs rip.....it's the real deal. It's the same uncut transfer from that DVD he's talking about in the video.
You're definitely right about seeing that cover art in video stores!👌👍
"Oh and don't mind the sexual assault, he greets everyone that way" Aww man.... LMAO!!!!!!!!!
Ferris Bueller’s dad and Francine Smith? I’m sold.
As a little kids in the 80's & 90's, I always saw the VHS at the local video and was intrigued by the box cover of the creature, and wanted to see the film. I got my change when I was in High School. Now I have a copy of this on my PC.
It was the first movie my Uncle Paulie bought on VHS when he got his first VCR.
The ship always reminded me of the ship from the Scooby Doo classic episode Spooky Space Kook.
It! The Terror Beyond Space was one of the classics as was the earlier The Thing From Another World / Who Goes there, that followed the 10 Little Indians trope of picking off cast one-by-one. This movie was better than the knock-off reputation it has.
14:35 Quoting Roland from Borderlands 1.
Great review Brandon! I need to check out this movie. I know there are some that are floating about on RUclips.
I agree this should get a release, it looks like a great movie!