Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE ANGRY RED PLANET
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- Опубликовано: 11 июн 2018
- It's 50's sci-fi movie time with "The Angry Red Planet" (1959), a movie that lives up to at least part of its title!
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I lost it at "Godzilla Vs. The Melancholy of his own Soul."
Of all the fake titles I made up, I'm glad that one made you laugh - I really need to make a poster for that one.
Please. Do.
You know that meme that says something like "Godzilla has to go so you can't see the depths of his loneliness"? Producer Shogo Tomiyama more or less said that was canon to the character. Seriously.
@@Enshohma I'm still confused over which is real and which isn't.
The producers wanted Mars to look like a living comic book and it back fired. Cine magic was born !!.
I like how matter of fact these people are about life forms on Mars.
Naura Hayden was my great aunt! So cool to see a family member in film!
A friend from my Livejournal days (I'm old) mother was an actress/dancer in the 50s. She appeared in several B-movies as one of the 'space women on another planet'. The one she remembered most was "Fire Maidens from Outer Space."
My friend kept telling her mother she should be going to SF and movie cons to tell stories; she could get a free trip and hotel stay : D Her mother had crazy stories but couldn't believe anyone would want to her hear them.
wait, REALY??
that's awesome!!!
Great aunt irish
Will you ever do film? Maybe a indy crowdfunded 50's sci-fi homage film?
The Musicman meets Count Dracula and Godzilla Vs. The Melancholy of his Own Soul are absolute gems, too bad not even the martians managed to convice Brandom to review them.
And how could I forget about The Milkman kills at Night, the movie with the scariest milkman ever created on fiction.
Isn't Shin Godzilla pretty much him fighting his own Melancholy? See lyrics to "They don't know."
"After my cat died, that means I never had one"
Then why did you have the carrier, Bran? Why'd you have the carrier?
Everything's coming-up turkishvan2!
"The hell with radiation let's go". That sold this movie for me.
Isn't that Musk's attitude going to Mars, also?
All those red filter shots and not a single Virtual Boy joke? I don't know if I should be disappointed, or proud that you were able to show that kind of restraint.
The red filter may be memorable but It's also headache inducing.
Mata Nui same reason the Game Boy VR failed
yeah feels tripy
B36 in a 1959 movie scene.
I watched it on Amazon and it was distinctly more orange
I remember every time I took a good hard kick to the crotch. Doesn't mean I look back on the experience fondly.
Brandon that’s a UK poster so the X was normal for the time! In the 50s and 60s, it was par for the course for monster movies, no matter how cheesy they may seem now, to get an X in UK. But it meant no one under 16 could go see it. The X was abolished and replaced with 18 certificate in ‘82 precisely because of the stigma porn placed on the X as a symbol. Great review as always though, man!
Huh. Neat
Precisely, The ratings started as U and A, then H was added, H was renamed to X after one year, then A got split in half to A and AA, so by 1982(pre-rename) the ratings were U, A, AA and X, they were renamed U(U), PG(A), 15(AA), 18(X)
I thought that was it. Didn't take much. THanks!
Thanks for this. Learned something today.
Wow, the UK once protected their children? Of course, it was over cheesy movies.
The rat bat spider is worth the watch. Thank you Brandon.
The design's okay, but I'm interested in the animation process used. The thing looks 3-D when it moves. Much better than many other animations, even from today.
Don Martin had a similar stand-next-to-the-monster scene in one of his Captain Klutz stories.
Did the Virtual Boy steal that technology for their console? Because that's what it reminds me of.
I was thinking the same thing!
@@indumatipngtuber2790 Me too!
I thought that too lol
Iris and that nurse look like the same actress.
Bolivia watches are displayed on this movie. Must be the sponsor.
Brandon jokes in this that his cat died, but in the Terrorvision review (a year earlier), we see his cat. Rest is Peace kitty.
A Brandon review of a 1950s movie. A rare treat.
My favorite decade for the genre!
So true I have a soft spot for 1950's sci-fi movies. The cheesier the better.
I wish he'd do "the creeping unknown", a British Quatermass movie that was fairly good.
How about Caltiki?
There's a great Blu Ray from Arrow that's been out for a while. The dubbed version has some camp value but in its original language, it's very effective overall.
Well, if it was filmed through Smucker’s, it *has* to be good!
lmao good one.
"if we only knew what and how he was infected we might know how to combat the virus."
8yrs of medical school training and 30yrs as a practicing physician. there's no way a person
with less medical training would have ever known that knowing what, where, when and how
you got sick could go a long way to making you better.
That was hilarious! Especially the part about the well-it's-not-here-now bit.
Missed opportunity for a “Monster-A-Go-Go” joke.
YAAAY more 50's movies! We finally get to hear your take on the Rat-Bat-Spider
RooTwo
Thank God it’s not Man-Bear-Pig! Things would would very cereal if that showed up!
Rat BAT spider crab.
2:28
What a subtle way to tell the audience: "Stay away from the TV and go to a movie instead. We have color."
Better than what I feared, I thought her flash-back was gonna end up being Sam's dream after reading his sci fi book.
Irish’s battle with the killer plant reminds me of Bela Lugosi’s struggle with the octopus 🐙 in Bride of the Monster.
Irish: "Let's shoot this fucker!"
yeah, and then Meatball Hand-Sandwich guy whipped out his gun and was like, "Alright, let's shoot this fucker!"
"not very good wrestler"
Torr Johnson.
Is it just me, or is that crew basically the Fantastic Four?
That's what I was gonna say. And to add to that Gerald Mohr went on to voice Reed Richards in the first and best Fantastic Four cartoon series.
Ah a 50's movie in *SPACE!!!!*
Also on the angriest most red planet of them all.
The only thing that rocket ship crew is missing is Dennis Reynalds explaining the "Implications" of when they're alone in space
"Take them below deck and they cant refuse.. because of the implication."
OMG I just watched that scene this morning. LOL
I might actually watch "Frankenstein Meets Fred Astaire". Probably resembles a massively extended version of the "Presenting the Creature/Puttin' On the Ritz" scene from "Young Frankenstein". Except with really good dancing.
Fred Astaire doing "Puttin' On The Ritz" is WAY more amazing to watch than anything in "Young Frankenstein"!
@@henrykujawa4427 That's why I specified REALLY GOOD dancing. 😎
Wow. I stumbled on this when I first got Netflix and recognized it when I was a kid. It scared the hell out of me back then.
Aww Yeah. I Felt as if i had seen that rat,bat,spider monster somewhere.... Then Brandon mentions the Misfits. Thank you for being so cool/awesome.... First The mention of FRONT LINE ASSEMBLY's 'Mindphaser' in the Gunhed, now this. Sweet.
7:09 Back when this review came out, I assumed that was your way to say that the fluffball we saw in the "TerrorVision" review was no longer with us. Thankfully I was proven wrong in the Q&A milestone video.
DeepEye1994 I think it was just a joke
(EDIT) yes, it was.
Wait, I thought this had Val Kilmer, Carrie Ann Moss, and a killer robot?
No, that was Adjectiveless Red Planet.
Was that a remake?
Brother Malachai I'm not sure.
Nope, its not a remake, there was just a bunch of movies about Mars around the same time. There were no aliens in Red Planet, unless one counts some little bug things that will somehow save the Earth from enviromental disaster.
EbberDeeMills I thought you were talking about ghosts of mars. Took me a minute. I knew lieutenant dan wasn’t shooting aliens with Jason statham and ice cube, I would have remembered that
Godzilla Goes to Beach College confirmed for the next review
RooTwo= when i call you by name, you'll know it.
But I hate that one! It's just Ebirah dancing in a bikini for two hours!
"...and Female Guy." 🤣
People of Earth, do not bring your ass back to mars... seriously the Void Dragon is pissed.
John the Crazed. Techno heresy of the first order there bud. Don't you know the void dragon is the is the true god of the machine cult. All are welcome for the flesh is weak.
Hail the machine god!
No thanks. I'm sticking with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!! bitches
It makes my month when I discover a new channel like this. Great stuff, Brandon! Made another new fan for as long as you make videos.
I'd pay to see Mr. Magoo on Blood Island.
Mr. Magoo with his hand inside a freshly killed corpse: "Hmm... Now this spaghetti and meatball combo needs reheated! It's too cold and won't do!"
I love this movie. Especially the design for the rat-bat-monster.
Yup the best looking monster in that movie. But the best named monster will always be the snot-blob-flounder-puss.
@@youdontknowme8129 Oh man! I'm in stitches laughing.
I would watch the following, if they existed:
Frankenstein's Beach Party
Tony, The 6-month-old Gangster
Attack of Hitler's Left Foot
Ten Little Rabbis
Gaydar, The Most Unfortunately Named Monster
Attack of the 50-foot Foot
The Day The Dinosaurs Devoured Detroit
The Day of The Weasel
Gaydar: Goldar’s gay cousin (he’s currently dating Rito Revolto)
The Day the Dinosaurs Devoured Detroit: Loosely based on Topps’ Dinosaurs Attack!
Tony, the 6 Month Old Gangster: Before the Boss Baby, he was in charge
Finally! I've been wanting this reviewed by you for years and it did not disappoint!
Yes! I remember seeing this as a kid and thinking it was crazy but fun back then. Nice work as always, man!
Wanna draw some of those Creatures!✨
This IS a classic, in its own way. Sheer pulp fiction from the '30s, finally making it to film in the '50s.
This was in a 30's pulp?
"When I call you by name, you'll know it."
I'm gonna try that line.
Did you? Report back if successful or unsuccessful.
That blob/jellyfish thing gave me a bruised rib from laughing.
Some of those monsters look pretty amazing!
Surprisingly well made indeed. I just can't keep a straight face when looking at the octopus monster with the spinning eyes though.
It feels like the Mars scenes were made for the Virtual Boy
I haven’t seen this movie for a long time! Thank you for making this review video of The Angry Red Planet, Brandon!
LoL, I second for 'Mr. Magoo on Blood Island', how can that not be awesome!
Mr. Magoo with his hand inside a freshly killed corpse: "Hmm... Now this spaghetti and meatball combo needs reheated! It's too cold and won't do!"
This film along with"the wizard of mars" and" flight to mars" are three of the very best classic b grade treasures of sci fi
Wait, I thought this was a movie about Mars, why are the Neptune Men bombarding Brandon with Godzilla requests? His fanbase reaches far and wide, don't it? Super cool review as always, plus it furthers the theory that 80 percent of all grinders are metallic blue. The hi-pitched noises in this movie scared me as a kid, along with the ManBearPig's huge scary face after they blind it, and even with color, it's got the spirit of B&W sci fi.. but when it comes to the survivor account format, I think Matango did it better~
I did the voice work for the Martian and I'll be posting the original uncut recording before too long... The revealed gag will be that The People Of Mars watch too much crap hence the films listed.
Funny, that's gotta be the worst Matt Damon impression I've ever heard.. no offense
I dig the variety. Keep it up!
they didn't land on mars
there trapped inside an unreleased virtual boy game
I can’t believe the “dark alley” line made it past 50s censors.
Love the Wayne's World effect.I don't have any special requests on what movie you review you make everyone of them hilarious.
I liked the Red Filter effect, but it clashed which the full colour scenes when it changed back. I think the red filter would work better with black and white for the other scenes
Absolutely!
I saw a 35mm print of this movie at a film museum a few years ago and the Cinemagic effect is great at dividing the film into two parts; blue or silver for Planet Earth and red for Mars.
I'm shocked Colonel O'Bannon wasn't a better leader. After all , he's got experience voicing Reed Richards AND Green Lantern, so this planet shouldn't have come as a big surprise to him.
Really? I knew him from guesting on Irwin Allen sci-fi shows.
when I got this movie a few years ago, I was surprised and happy to see Gerald Mohr in the flesh for the first time. He did a lot of old time radio shows in the forties and fifties, and is probably best known as the voice of Philip Marlowe. Though he shows up a lot on The Whistler too, playing a variety of heels, heavies, murderers and the occasional good guy.
CORRECT
@@dreibel As well, Les Tremaine and Jack Kruschen did a whole lot of radio shows throughout the 40's and into the '50's.
Love the photo at 0:35
The monster's facial expressions had me on the floor laughing !
Great review. Always loved this movie. Sorta misspelled Enshohma's name in the credit though. You wrote Ehshoma :P
Europe AND Foghat?! 10/10.
I LOL'd at most of this review -- good stuff, Maynard!
im not gonna lie, if i saw the Spider-Bat-Rat when i was little, it probably would give me nightmares to this day
The Dinosaurs That Devoured Detroit...considering I live in Windsor, I'd pay good money for that one.
Don't get too excited... The sequel was dubbed The Dinosaurs Write An Apology Letter To The Citizens Of Detroit
Windsor=MIllion Dollar Saloon!
Long gone, alas.
Actually, if dinosaurs overran Detroit and demolished everything, its citizens would write them a thank-you note.
That is terrible.
Brandon, this movie was made in the early '60's, _not_ the '50's. And the reason TV was still black and white then was because color sets were still a novelty then ( with only one or two shows in color, like _The Adventures of Superman_ and _Science Fiction Theater_ [each show was in color for one season.]) Other than that, great video.
I LOVE your channel. Keep it up!
"Ten Little Rabbis" is okay, but "Frankenstein Beach Party" is a true classic!
Frankenstein can really bust-a-move!
Best reply ever!
My favorite comment to the fake movies thus far.
I have another one for you; 'Godzilla's Boring Trip To Toronto'.
If it was a Rat "Bat" Spider...shouldn't it have been Blind already?
You were merely amusing but when "Slow Ride" blasted out of the reel to reel, I lost it! Best part!
i just got to that part. 😆
In high school I found a book with the same name and read it. It was about going to Mars but it was the plant monster that was the intelligent life forms: all martians were different types of plants and that particular one was the enemy and it did try to eat one of the humans as it was from a carnivorous species but the human was rescued at the last minute. Then some disaster struck and they had to leave. They did try to bring one of the friendly plants back with them but it died due to the G forces of the lift off. It seemed to be a children's book as no humans died in it.
Brandon: Please review "The Stuff".
Wow I'm so glad that you made that Misfits reference!!!
Every one of those movie titles at the end....I want them all to exist! I need this! "The Milkman Kills At Night"!
Yep. Usually we get killer ice cream men.
Top five favorite fake film titles?
YOUR VIDEOS ARE VERY HAPPY TO WATCH
I would love to see someone try to make a mock-up of that pinball machine from the intro.
lol, nearly choked on my coffee at that final countdown gag.
“Looks like they filmed through a can of strawberry Smuckers?” More like Brandon watched it through a Virtual Boy.
I've been watching your reviews for the last few years and this one has maybe my favorite post-credit clip so far!
I loved this film as a boy (and I mostly saw it in b&w, thus in half-Cinemagic!). Still, I was always SO psyched when it was on. It's a solid good time on Mars!
I like Iris a lot, I like Dr. Quest, I like the Jay Leno character, I only (even as a child) hated the Captain, who uses what I call "handsome acting", even though he's not all that! Still, it's a fun and atmospheric ride (great musical score as well).
Classic! Thanks Brandon!
Worth the price of the internet to find out about the Misfits walk among is cover. Which also explains " Teenagers from mars + Astro zombies" . The end had me choking , one of your funniest so far.
The exterior Mars scenes were shot with a Virtual Boy.
"Why'd'ya lissen ta Tony?! HE'S SIX MONTHS OLD!!!"
7:30-9:12 STOP THE REDDDDD!!! IT'S LIKE I'M WATCHING THIS REVIEW THROUGH A FUCKING VIRTUAL BOY!!!!!
The name of this movie for the 50's
The Angry soviet red communist planet
Ego is the Angry Red Planet
Only TRUE Marvel fans will get the joke
I thought Ego was purple in the comics.
It doesn't matter. Galactus will devour it.
Just ask jack king kirby
GojiraFan_09
Virtual Boy Anyone?
Such a well done movie. It sure scared me as a little kid. Golden Age Sci-Fi at its best!
Norman Maurer was Moe Howard's son-in-law, and basically made sure the 3 stooges became famous in the 60s
I own this movie and I love it. Good Job Mr. Tenold.
I have a nickname for the rat bat spider “the Crapider”
16:09 - I wonder who did that deep manly Martian voice? I bet the man is a gorgeous genius beyond compare. ;)
You know how to really butter up a man, don't you?
@Reflect Justus dont you mean james earl jones?
He was still doing theater when this movie was made.
The tv announcer seen earlier in the film did the voice-over for the Martian. The "deep" voice is merely his voice slowed down in the re-recording process. If anyone cares.
Y'all may not see this, but that guy was Don Lamond, who was son-in-law to Larry Fine and the Rat-Bat-Spider was created by one Norman Maurer, son-in-law to Moe Howard--two degrees of the six degrees of Stoogeration!
Pausing at 5:03 the comic book cover looks like it was inspiration for the "Galaxy of Terror" vhs cover.
Did anyone notice that the ship's computer was provided by the Burroughs Company. Burroughs B205 hardware has appeared as props in many Hollywood television and film productions from the late 1950s. For example, a B205 console was often shown in the television series Batman as the Bat Computer; also as the computer in Lost in Space. B205 tape drives were often seen in series such as The Time Tunnel and Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea.[15] Craig Ferguson, American talk show host, comedian and actor was a Burroughs apprentice in Cumbernauld, Scotland.
I like the way you keep the snark lite and use more wit.
Oh man, I just love your reviews and sense of humor. You should do "Bloodrayne" starring Kristanna Loken, Michael Madsen, Billy Zane, Udo Kier, Michael Paré, Meat Loaf, Michelle Rodriguez, Ben Kingsley, and Geraldine Chaplin. And it's directed by Udo Kier! If you can sit through this movie, anything is possible!
Remember renting it in the 90s. Had a weird vhs cover. It had a picture of the planet Mars and below it a distorted picture of a city skyline
Be fair, they needed Irish. Who else was gonna bake cookies and make sammiches!?
The background sets were done in ‘Etch-A-Sketch-O-Rama-Vision’: plain old pencil drawings on newsprint.
Love how Brendan whipped out the pill crusher... LOL.
1) I usually think Brandon oversells the whole male chauvinism thing in old movies, but even I cringed when the highly-educated Biologist/Astronaut gets off the rocket and the guys in the contol room shout, "Look, it's the girl!" instead of calling her Iris or Dr. Whatshername. Hey, old movie characters! You want feminism? Cause that's how we get feminism! Gee thanks fellas!
2) Aaaaah! Virtual...Boy...headache......incoming!
Awww, I feel bad for the Rat Bat Spider!! The way he screamed when he was blinded. :(
I actually saw this one with my kid bro in my early teens on American Movie Classics in South Carolina - back when they were showing actual vintage movies and before showing series like BREAKING BAD and MAD MEN. Boy, did we laugh hard at the howlers!
Just imagine what happens when they see Nosferatu filmed 30 years prior and find out you can tint your negatives in different colors for every scene! And ones that don't burn your eyes to boot! What an innovation that will be!
Also, I call it Virtual-Boy-O-Vision.
No idea whatever happened to the Rat-Bat-Spider prop but I need it.
I would of loved to see the city.
Haha loved the Fog Hat part
That Foghat bit was hilarious!!