Woke Homophobia: Somebody Stop Dhar Mann!!

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  • @caelanconrad
    @caelanconrad  15 дней назад +97

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    • @mookinbabysealfurmittens
      @mookinbabysealfurmittens 14 дней назад +3

      That's a deal and a half!
      I seriously can't get over your amazing (& seriously draining & risky) work ah with Carol to show the world how people are roped into the G.C. stuff. That was really eye-opening, like I had a feeling but couldn't imagine it really was that...like that. Amazing 3-parter.
      And I'm LIVING for your "A F🚬Reacts" series. It's fun! And a great way to poke holes in the idea that "I'm not [prejudice]ist, _that_ character is!" Plus the idea of personal choices (already skewer) and the outright denial of systemic issues, nvm intersectionality. History repeats itself.
      Cheers! And sorry about the eh brainnn stuff. (I'm trying my best.)

    • @Ev-44_765
      @Ev-44_765 10 дней назад

      question why are you acting gay?

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  10 дней назад +2

      I’m not acting.

    • @Ev-44_765
      @Ev-44_765 10 дней назад

      @@caelanconrad you sure bruh???????????????

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  10 дней назад +2

      Yep.

  • @jasonclarke7557
    @jasonclarke7557 14 дней назад +2414

    'fruits don't shoot'

    • @itzskye7074
      @itzskye7074 14 дней назад +240

      Aww darn, no more drugs?

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  14 дней назад +424

      Amazing

    • @jasonclarke7557
      @jasonclarke7557 14 дней назад +94

      @@itzskye7074 just poppers and edibles. so.... the same.

    • @jasonclarke7557
      @jasonclarke7557 14 дней назад +24

      @@caelanconrad i mean, it's about what i figured that coach would come up with, if he sat with it for an hour or so.

    • @itzskye7074
      @itzskye7074 14 дней назад +5

      @@jasonclarke7557true 😍

  • @ccblack3983
    @ccblack3983 14 дней назад +1582

    Gay cannot play?
    "No lay-ups for gay-uhs".
    "No three throws for queer-o's"
    "No baskests for bottoms"

    • @NearsightedNarhwal
      @NearsightedNarhwal 14 дней назад +128

      No baskets for bottoms goes hard asf

    • @Vinny733
      @Vinny733 14 дней назад

      No tennis for pennis preference

    • @RiftyLuca
      @RiftyLuca 14 дней назад +10

      @@NearsightedNarhwal I second this

    • @Jaminux
      @Jaminux 14 дней назад +47

      "no baskets for [f-slur]s" could ALMOST work

    • @kingbarb842
      @kingbarb842 14 дней назад +26

      I’m sorry but I’ll be saying “no baskets for bottoms” unironically the rest of the year 😂😂😂

  • @Zagill
    @Zagill 14 дней назад +1021

    "My sister, she uses they/them pronouns for herself" 😭

    • @eljaminlatour6633
      @eljaminlatour6633 14 дней назад +30

      Paradox.

    • @Dipstikk
      @Dipstikk 14 дней назад +33

      We contain multitudes?

    • @richardpapenapologist1703
      @richardpapenapologist1703 13 дней назад +7

      @@Dipstikk LMFAO

    • @alicedeathbelle
      @alicedeathbelle 13 дней назад +44

      ​@@eljaminlatour6633 I'm BEGGING you to learn more than second grade english. You use they for a singular person all the time without even realising. Please don't be stupid, it's not good for your health. Praying for your swift recovery 🙏

    • @thatotherted3555
      @thatotherted3555 13 дней назад +23

      @@alicedeathbelle Read it again, carefully

  • @SugaMot
    @SugaMot 14 дней назад +1418

    The thing Dharman neglects to address in these videos is that homophobia isn't always this loud and obnoxious. In real life it's often way more subtle and discrete.
    Besides just focusing on the coach's loud homophobia, if Dharman really wanted to make something that means something, there should have also been attention brought to the homophobic tolerance of Liam's entire team. If they were really all okay with Liam being gay, why didn't they speak up? Why did they continue playing for the homophobic coach? They could've all refused to play, they could have fought back when Liam was called a "sissy boy."
    It's not just actions that are harmful to the queer community, it's inaction by self-professed allies who tolerate homophobia and allow discrimination to happen

    • @itzskye7074
      @itzskye7074 14 дней назад +127

      Does he think people go out into the streets and start screaming about how they hate the gays?? lol

    • @AndromedaD
      @AndromedaD 14 дней назад

      Yeah, it's insidious. It's one of those "racism doesn't exist since we elected Obama" things. If what you're going through isn't this super obvious, then some people don't believe it's happening.

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 14 дней назад +106

      My mother’s homophobia is pretending she’s accepting but telling me we don’t allow being gay in our religion. That’s subtle

    • @morbidsearch
      @morbidsearch 14 дней назад +30

      I taught English to Ukrainian refugees and one day they kept pressing me on whether I had a girlfriend so I admitted that I liked boys, and one of them laughed and said "You're young. You'll change your mind".

    • @humanperson2480
      @humanperson2480 14 дней назад

      @@itzskye7074 I mean, that DOES also happen. I get your point, but cross-burning stone-throwing homophobia is still very much alive today.

  • @Trash-Garbage-Trash
    @Trash-Garbage-Trash 14 дней назад +704

    "So what? My dog's gay and my sister uses they/them pronouns for herself" - a literal exact quote from my sister. I don't know how you overheard that.

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 14 дней назад +70

      Your sister is still learning what a pronoun is apparently lol

    • @Copper.Spaniel
      @Copper.Spaniel 14 дней назад

      I Think Your Username Suits Your Sister More Than It Suits You. 🫢

    • @Chaotic_evil_duck
      @Chaotic_evil_duck 13 дней назад +18

      Herself 💀

    • @FyreMoon1
      @FyreMoon1 12 дней назад +6

      @@Chaotic_evil_duck hold up i swear I saw you in another comment section I forgot about, one with an eggman pfp that was being annoying

    • @Chaotic_evil_duck
      @Chaotic_evil_duck 12 дней назад +9

      @@FyreMoon1 oh yeah I remember that that guy ended up going to my channel onto one of my community posts and decided to just be a horrible person there

  • @MyNamesJohnDaker
    @MyNamesJohnDaker 14 дней назад +655

    "Bisexuals can play half the time though! "

  • @captainautobots
    @captainautobots 14 дней назад +720

    There's no rule that says gay can't play. 👍🏼
    Oh, wait. The supreme court just made another ruling.
    Nevermind. ☹️

    • @josephmelendez3327
      @josephmelendez3327 14 дней назад +35

      That's the plot of Air Bud, right?

    • @Liliana_the_ghost_cat
      @Liliana_the_ghost_cat 14 дней назад +25

      ​@@josephmelendez3327 it's the plot of air gay

    • @infinitivez
      @infinitivez 14 дней назад +20

      ok, that hit a little too close to home for me. thank the stars I don't do this sport thinnnnnng
      but I do buy gay cakes, and we all know what happened there!

    • @RLucas3000
      @RLucas3000 13 дней назад

      ⁠@@infinitivezHonestly, just near the end of Trump’s presidency, the court decided 5-4, with Gorsuch siding with the left that gays were protected from being fired from their jobs or refused housing just for being gay. It was a massive decision for gays like myself that didn’t get 1/10 the publicity the marriage decision did.
      The cake thing can be a bit difficult to understand but let me try. The bakery didn’t refuse to make one of their regular or even special order cakes for a gay couple, that would still be illegal. It refused to bake a cake with a gay slogan or gay flag or two men being married on top of it. And the court said they could refuse to do that because if they couldn’t, then it would be compelled speech. The bakery has to retain that right, even though we don’t like the result in this case, because if it doesn’t, then a Jewish bakery could be compelled to put swastikas or pro Nazi slogans on a cake.
      The current court is awful, a lot of the time, but sometimes they get it right.

    • @searchingfororion
      @searchingfororion 13 дней назад

      ​@@infinitivezOoh did *you* foreshadow a segue to their video release today...

  • @michaelrae9599
    @michaelrae9599 14 дней назад +887

    "Gay DONT play" could be snappy, if pronounced properly.

    • @itzskye7074
      @itzskye7074 14 дней назад +84

      “Gay don’t play 🙄💅”

    • @availanila
      @availanila 14 дней назад +63

      "Be gay don't play" as a play on "be gay do crime."

    • @RussianPrimeMinister
      @RussianPrimeMinister 14 дней назад +24

      That could be a snippy one liner used right before or after a gay person does something awesome.
      "Gay don't play" he said, watching the ball sail past the bleachers. "Hooray!"

    • @michaelrae9599
      @michaelrae9599 14 дней назад +8

      Or if it was spoken by the protagonist as the ultimate burn at the end, and then he passes the ball too firmly for the coach to catch it The end!

    • @creamytouhou
      @creamytouhou 14 дней назад

      But you'd really risk serving c*nt

  • @RachelRichards
    @RachelRichards 14 дней назад +440

    The dialogue/homophobia is so ham-fisted and melodramatic. I expect the villain to literally say, "WHAT?! YOU ARE GAY? NOW YOU MUST PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 14 дней назад +28

      Honestly it's like those right wing videos but instead of an unhinged overreaction to someone being slightly bigoted it's an unhinged overreaction to someone being slightly gay.

    • @user-ep7ml2ix6q
      @user-ep7ml2ix6q 14 дней назад +21

      God now I’m imagining a Skyrim guard arresting me while saying this😭😭😭

    • @KingOfDarknessAndEvil
      @KingOfDarknessAndEvil 14 дней назад +9

      @@PanAndScanBuddy In Dhar Man's defense, at least I've seen that second one happen maybe once in my life

    • @infinitivez
      @infinitivez 14 дней назад +14

      @@user-ep7ml2ix6q "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a pike that hung down to his knees."

    • @kingbarb842
      @kingbarb842 14 дней назад +1

      Hell that would be way bette than this 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @cablehogue599
    @cablehogue599 14 дней назад +542

    Dhar mann is like a weird combination of someone trying but failing to send a good message, terrible storytelling, hunblebrags, and latent bigotry

    • @Anonymous-54545
      @Anonymous-54545 14 дней назад +46

      human AI

    • @gamesexpress1432
      @gamesexpress1432 14 дней назад +16

      @@Anonymous-54545 I think you’re onto something.

    • @JamesJoy-yc8vs
      @JamesJoy-yc8vs 13 дней назад +9

      @@Anonymous-54545 how many fingers does he have?

    • @maem7462
      @maem7462 13 дней назад +3

      Did you mean humblebrags and blatant bigotry instead of what I’m guessing is some typos?

    • @cablehogue599
      @cablehogue599 13 дней назад +4

      @@maem7462 humble brags and latent bigotry...he seems to try to be inclusive but comes across as the kind of guy who would pick of class president Gay Pete

  • @NextToToddliness
    @NextToToddliness 14 дней назад +273

    Omg, the coach totally has a Grindr profile whose education is "School of Hard Knocks."

    • @notNajimi
      @notNajimi 14 дней назад +28

      school of hard [word that’ll get me autofiltered]

    • @aliendeathrocker
      @aliendeathrocker 14 дней назад +1

      @@notNajimi 💀💀💀💀

    • @Bubaiel
      @Bubaiel 13 дней назад +2

      Lmaooo the way that the first thing he did was get up in the other coach’s face to brag about how he beat him like are we gonna kiss rn? 😭

    • @Bubaiel
      @Bubaiel 13 дней назад +3

      Lmao not RUclips showing my comment and then it only showing after I make another comment making me look dumb as hell 😭

  • @kypaskco
    @kypaskco 14 дней назад +255

    I'm sick of the weird morals that Dhar Mann includes in their short films on discrimination. It's always, "Well now they're successful and rich and famous, you shouldn't have picked on them!" In reality, you should never pick on gay people, and they shouldn't have to prove their worth to you to escape your harassment. Not every gay person ends up with everyone on their side, and not every homophobe gets absolutely wrecked by karma, it's way more complicated than that, and feels like Dhar Mann just crammed the concept of homosexuality into their default bullying story format. very gross, and very sad.

    • @infinitivez
      @infinitivez 14 дней назад +19

      more often than not, the nasty lil ones just flounce right off, to hassle another gay, another day.

    • @lunasspecto
      @lunasspecto 12 дней назад +1

      Modern-day Horatio Alger vibes

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 14 дней назад +282

    If someone responded to me introducing my partner with "Can I take a picture of you two?", then I would be very suspicious.

    • @monopolizedopamine
      @monopolizedopamine 14 дней назад +14

      Sis started seei g dollar signs. That was her big break 😂😂😂

    • @JamesJoy-yc8vs
      @JamesJoy-yc8vs 14 дней назад +9

      ​@@monopolizedopamine I dunno.
      I kinda got a vibe like she wanted a picture to add to her "personal collection".
      Which, when it gets discovered will be her Big Break into the world of newspaper!
      But not as the byline . . . 🤨

  • @ChristopherSadlowski
    @ChristopherSadlowski 14 дней назад +349

    My neck SNAPPED! My head whipped around so fast when I heard that one guy call the reporter "toots". The whiplash has killed me and I WILL be sending Dhar Mann my funeral bill!

    • @st4rz.of.perdition
      @st4rz.of.perdition 14 дней назад +35

      i havent heard that word since my grandpas dog "toots" (tootsie) died an eon ago so i pictured a small sorta fat short haired white w/ tan spots mutt and was rlly confused before my brain caught up w/ me 💀

    • @UnkownWonders
      @UnkownWonders 13 дней назад +1

      I don't even know what that word means/gen

    • @st4rz.of.perdition
      @st4rz.of.perdition 12 дней назад +5

      @@UnkownWonders its an older term for a woman like calling a lady a broad, its generally used in a demeaning way but can be affectionate just depends on how its used (ex. "smile more for me wouldnt ya toots?" from a stranger or peer vs "thanks for the help toots" from a partner or family member)

    • @UnkownWonders
      @UnkownWonders 12 дней назад +2

      @@st4rz.of.perdition I assume the demeaning way is like calling women women, but thanks I think i understand now

    • @SMACKADOOS
      @SMACKADOOS 7 дней назад

      You have such a way with words, Christopher. I think you should become an author or something like that.

  • @vainpiers
    @vainpiers 14 дней назад +94

    Dharman clearly doesn't realise how most homophobia is covert. Like it's not a confidence that all my straight girl friends will talk for hours about their attraction to men but swiftly change the topic when I talk about women. Or just forget I am not attracted to men, assume my exes are men, and ask me if I find a man attractive and then get hurt when I'm like "no he's okay", despite knowing I'm a lesbian.
    I have had overt homophobia directed at me but most of the time it's so subtle I'm left wondering if I'm over reacting.
    A lot of my coworkers have never met my sibling, and I've only ever used gender neutral pronouns, yet they still manage to misgender them. I've even had them correct me. On my own siblings gender.

    • @RandomNumbers0145674
      @RandomNumbers0145674 12 дней назад +2

      I think it's not so much misunderstanding as cynical attention-grabbing.
      Most English-speaking people are pro-gay rights, but in a fairly superficial way: they know and agree that it's wrong to be explicitly, violently homophobic. So, if you want to appeal to those large audiences, that is the understanding of homophobia that you want to address. Revenge fantasies of loud bigots being put in their place, and sympathy for gay people being rewarded.
      These videos get tens of millions of views with all the writing and production value of a primary school musical performance, so it clearly works - this is the kind of pro-LGBT story that sells.
      Like fast-food chains taking foreign cuisine and replacing all of the ingredients with salt and cheese, Dhar takes the aesthetic of gay liberation, replaces all of the substance with mindless displays of virtue, and sells it to a young, naive audience who don't know the real thing.

    • @lexiledger5580
      @lexiledger5580 12 дней назад +1

      I'm sorry that your friends are not seeing you

  • @feldu9506
    @feldu9506 14 дней назад +335

    Instead of Gay Cannot Play :
    - No basket out of closet 🚪

  • @lolly9804
    @lolly9804 14 дней назад +240

    What gets me, about these movies, is how every straight ally character is weird and awkward around the gays. It's a very late 90's early 00's vibe.

    • @avalokiteshvara113
      @avalokiteshvara113 14 дней назад +47

      That's where the center liberals and moderates are stuck LOL

    • @akisatsuki8444
      @akisatsuki8444 14 дней назад +17

      They remind me of myself when I was in middle school and unlearning 12 years of homophobic programming 😂

    • @greenaum
      @greenaum 14 дней назад +1

      I dunno about the rest, but there's absolutely a '90s vibe about this. Still, maybe we need it. Culture has gone loony. Perhaps we need reminding of what homosexuals are.

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy 14 дней назад +27

      @@greenaum I... have no idea what this means

    • @headfangs
      @headfangs 14 дней назад +16

      @@greenaum what lmao

  • @sneakysnek572
    @sneakysnek572 14 дней назад +268

    You can really tell that Mr. Mann has never experienced homophobia in his life, because of the way he thinks homophobes act. Yes, you have the people who are loud and screaming, but those are actually a very small portion of homophobic people. It’s actually easier to ignore the loud ones, because they make themselves sound stupid.
    The ones that really sting are the people who are quiet about it. The ones who mask their disgust with disapproval. The ones who insist they’re protecting children while pushing for laws and policies that hurt us.
    I do think he’s making an effort, but the way he’s doing it is not helpful at all. It doesn’t do anything to actually draw attention to real-world issues and the feelings that real people have. And in the real world, karmic retribution isn’t something that happens. Not in the way Dhar portrays, anyway. He isn’t helping anything by saying “be nice to gay people, or else.”

    • @UnkownWonders
      @UnkownWonders 13 дней назад +10

      Ngl it would've been funnier if he ended his video with the message "be nice to gay people or else", would put him in a spot where he threatens his own viewers but it would've been a better message than whatever was going on in this lol

    • @Browhyyoulookin
      @Browhyyoulookin 5 дней назад +1

      Goated comment

  • @DellaKitty50
    @DellaKitty50 14 дней назад +195

    Can't believe they convinced Matt Walsh to be in this movie.

    • @navibc31
      @navibc31 14 дней назад +17

      No wonder he was ready to be in a Daily Wire basketball movie

  • @manderly33
    @manderly33 14 дней назад +111

    The sheer laziness of this whole thing is just staggering. Can’t even be arsed to give the schools fake names, just “red team” and “blue team,” even though UCLA is namedropped repeatedly, which makes it feel less like a championship than a scrimmage.
    Dhar Mann is like a robot beamed here from the planet Capitalism.
    “You should not be mean to people!”
    That’s right, DharBot!
    “Because they might have MONEEEEEY.”
    No, DharBot, no!
    “Must abuse employees, meep morp.”

    • @akisatsuki8444
      @akisatsuki8444 14 дней назад +11

      This comment is so underrated

    • @mewmew6158
      @mewmew6158 14 дней назад +15

      Dharbot from the planet Capitalism, someone should make a comic strip.

    • @JamesJoy-yc8vs
      @JamesJoy-yc8vs 14 дней назад +10

      Now I want a T-shirt that says "No, DharBot. No!"

    • @mandarinduck
      @mandarinduck 13 дней назад +5

      Are these even high school teams? Would players just be allowed to play for schools they don't go to?

  • @taveren1466
    @taveren1466 14 дней назад +120

    "She uses they/them pronouns for herself" is so perfect. My parents would be nodding along.

  • @breckinmeyerstan1145
    @breckinmeyerstan1145 14 дней назад +111

    'Just rainbow shots, no rainbow thots!' 🌈

  • @cymtastique
    @cymtastique 14 дней назад +68

    I saw a comment that said Dharmann has never experienced homophobia.
    I'd like to not only agree with that statement, but add that he has never experienced living in the real world. How are his "films," familiar yet so incorrect? It's consistent too, and that's what scares me.
    Does he go outside? Can he pass human verification tests? Are we all experiencing a mass hallucination imagining Dharmann to be real?

    • @JamesJoy-yc8vs
      @JamesJoy-yc8vs 14 дней назад +7

      He's like the cure for the Turing Test

  • @d.w.stratton4078
    @d.w.stratton4078 14 дней назад +38

    "twinks don't sink"

    • @mamamiaWAAAHHH
      @mamamiaWAAAHHH 14 дней назад +5

      That should be my new catchphrase

  • @SmilingHorror_8D
    @SmilingHorror_8D 14 дней назад +27

    Better phrases:
    “My ballers can’t be likin’ balls.”
    “No gays in my games.”
    “I’m not gonna let you *drag* us down.”
    “You can’t like boys and have balls”
    “I’m not gonna let you dribble balls anymore if you’re gay.”
    “Gays aren’t allowed to dribble my balls here.”
    Sorry, I just started making basket ball ball jokes. I’m sorry but not at the same time. 😂
    If y’all have any other funny things the coach could’ve said, put them in the replies.

  • @jocelynbaker6718
    @jocelynbaker6718 14 дней назад +94

    fruit can’t hoop?

  • @Owesomasaurus
    @Owesomasaurus 14 дней назад +49

    Ah yes, high school sports, where you can switch teams quite easily because it doesn't matter which high school you go to.

  • @koii319
    @koii319 14 дней назад +71

    Dhar mann doesnt understand that homophobes dont want to be titled as homophobes. Most homophobes will disguise their bigotry as justice, such as saying they need to “protect the children”. For example, a homophobe irl would say something on the lines of “Im okay with same sex relationships but we shouldnt teach kids about pride until they’re older!” Homophobia is so hard to eliminate when homophobes refuse to or are ignorant of their bigotry.

  • @remyost5432
    @remyost5432 14 дней назад +65

    Why would a recruiter want the kid who showed up 5 seconds before the game was over? 😂

    • @raichutoyou
      @raichutoyou 14 дней назад +11

      OK! Glad someone else saw that. Lemme recruit you so you can show up at the last minute.

    • @primitiverobot
      @primitiverobot 14 дней назад +15

      because there's nothing more dramatic than sweeping in at the last minute to win the game, and he knows the gays LOVE drama. ally of the year tbh

    • @LustStarrr
      @LustStarrr 14 дней назад

      Your logic has no place in the Dhar Mann universe! 😉

    • @kilow76
      @kilow76 5 дней назад

      Maybe he wanted to do that the day before, but matt walsh of a coach pushed the kid out of the court.
      But that's just me being charitable 😅

  • @oddie97
    @oddie97 14 дней назад +98

    Wait I've figured out the lore, the homophobic chef is the coach's father and Ellen is the coach's son, generational trauma.

    • @JamesJoy-yc8vs
      @JamesJoy-yc8vs 14 дней назад +2

      I would *definitely* watch that spin-off!
      And I want Caelan to write the theme song!
      [edited because spell check turned Caelan into Carlin]

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 14 дней назад +112

    2:38 Okay, why did my dumb straight ass say "Aww!" out loud at the black kid smiling at his jock boyfriend?
    Grr, no, I'm supposed to be ANGRY at a supportive, loving relationship between a jock and his love interest cheering him on from the sidelines like in EVERY HIGH SCHOOL THING EVER!

    • @kingbarb842
      @kingbarb842 14 дней назад +11

      Don’t worry I did too I thought it was so cute ❤

    • @JamesJoy-yc8vs
      @JamesJoy-yc8vs 14 дней назад +8

      Yeah, I did too. And even did a little head tilt. It was just so freakin' wholesome!
      I mean, if someone can watch that and not give a little "aww" then they have no love in their heart, no life in their spirit, no goo in their soul
      (I think the metaphor got away from me at the end there)

    • @thatotherted3555
      @thatotherted3555 13 дней назад

      @@JamesJoy-yc8vs Matt Walsh has a soul goo deficiency for sure

  • @lawliet6910
    @lawliet6910 14 дней назад +72

    Dhar’s slow narration making the game sound boring asf 😭😭😭😭😭 I’m CRYING

    • @JamesJoy-yc8vs
      @JamesJoy-yc8vs 14 дней назад +3

      I was singing along
      ("dirge-ing" along?)

    • @DeltaSixDJ
      @DeltaSixDJ 13 дней назад +4

      That was my favourite part. It’s like he was narrating The Road.

    • @RikkiLove0317
      @RikkiLove0317 13 дней назад +5

      “The game was so intense 😐”

  • @Malidala
    @Malidala 14 дней назад +70

    The team that sleeps together sweeps together.... wait...

  • @bruna7534
    @bruna7534 14 дней назад +22

    disrespecting a secretly rich person: misery, end of career, loses everything
    being a homophobe towards a teenager and actively trying to ruin his life: "oh, okay"

  • @purlfox
    @purlfox 14 дней назад +19

    10:13 Why were they all watching the game behind a chain link fence like it's an illegal underground cage fight???😭💀

    • @Therhyoulove
      @Therhyoulove 13 дней назад +2

      Seriously, I was wondering if the game took place in the bar from roadhouse

  • @taymustard620
    @taymustard620 14 дней назад +113

    Caelan "carol marinara' Conrad comin with the sauce

    • @taymustard620
      @taymustard620 14 дней назад +4

      Together?... TO GET HERE 😢

    • @Nataniahuahu
      @Nataniahuahu 14 дней назад +7

      Went to train station and saw
      Trains Trains Trains
      What does that mean 😥

    • @itzskye7074
      @itzskye7074 14 дней назад +3

      😭😭

    • @mookinbabysealfurmittens
      @mookinbabysealfurmittens 14 дней назад

      I got the rainbow towel! 🏳️‍🌈
      ...Why'd the kid bring his own towel to school sportsball? They do provide those, I'm pretty sure. Now I'm not, actually. And Caelan ̿ (hi= c/o autocorrect) brought the rainbow, uh let's say "c'mere" towel.
      "C'mere" cos it's ME, Ellen Degeneres, famed Dhar Mann homophobe who hates Gay Pete! Right, fellow kids? Oo, why I oughta! I'm off to box a kangaroo! (Where's the "kangaroo wearing boxing gloves" emoji? Ugh probably with the war emoji, wherever _that_ ended up.)
      Edit my fingies are bad at typing. X(
      SPORTSBAAALL!

    • @maroonai
      @maroonai 14 дней назад +2

      @@taymustard620 to get her? i hardly even know her!

  • @eyetooth
    @eyetooth 14 дней назад +15

    I love how there were no consequences for the homophobic coach aggressively bullying a student. He just had to suffer the realization that his sad little rhyme wasn't actually a rule 😢

  • @vavorr
    @vavorr 14 дней назад +36

    "My sister, she uses they/them pronouns for herself." im crying

  • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
    @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 14 дней назад +30

    I love the sexism of acting like being a cheerleader is only for women, gays, and etc. I also love the disrespect towards the hard work they do

  • @akaErma
    @akaErma 14 дней назад +78

    PraegerU lobotomy might officially be a worse fate than what the Kennedys did to Rosemary.

    • @quiestinliteris
      @quiestinliteris 14 дней назад

      The Brain Worms of Cosmic Comeuppance have struck - apparently Shark Mann as well as the Kennedys.

  • @gooobop
    @gooobop 14 дней назад +51

    Basketball, gay?? No way 🤓

    • @KingZW198
      @KingZW198 14 дней назад +6

      That sounds like a tagline for ‘High School Musical’

    • @alpha8here
      @alpha8here 14 дней назад +2

      @@KingZW198 EXACTLY! 🏀 💅

    • @Thrarm
      @Thrarm 11 дней назад +2

      @@alpha8here i read this comment at the exact same time as blue team coach said "exactly"

  • @Unchained_Alice
    @Unchained_Alice 14 дней назад +48

    Every Dhar Mann video ever:
    "Be good because you might be rewarded for it and punished if you are bad"

    • @UnkownWonders
      @UnkownWonders 13 дней назад +3

      Because karma in dharman universe exists to such a ridiculous extent as if a force actually rewards and punishes people 😂

    • @JasonYJS_xoxo
      @JasonYJS_xoxo 10 дней назад +2

      Not sure but Dhar Mann is pretty much teaching morals here. The good and bad coming back to u all reflects on the attitude. Like, u got a good heart then u have a positive attitude and the good comes back to u as in u got a good life.
      Frankly, while I agree that it's different in reality, as in most people don't really circle back into your life to thank u for that good deed, but to a certain degree, we can apply some of the good morals like inclusivity and respect in our daily lives to be better people

    • @Unchained_Alice
      @Unchained_Alice 10 дней назад +2

      @@JasonYJS_xoxo My issue with it is that always teaches people to only be good if they'll get rewarded for it rather than because you should just be a good person. But that is just the reality of how a lot of people are and is an evolutionary trait.

  • @CasualShinji
    @CasualShinji 14 дней назад +32

    That coach has like aggressive gay magnetism; everytime a gay person or word enters within a 15-feet radius, he just angrily zooms right to it.

  • @ashroman6163
    @ashroman6163 14 дней назад +35

    On my team, fruits can’t shoot hoops.

    • @ashroman6163
      @ashroman6163 14 дней назад +11

      Crap, someone else already said this one. How about, “On my team, if men make you hard, you can’t be point guard”

    • @LudiosAnimations
      @LudiosAnimations 14 дней назад +2

      @@ashroman6163 genius

    • @mamamiaWAAAHHH
      @mamamiaWAAAHHH 14 дней назад

      😅​@@ashroman6163

  • @dnkerbell
    @dnkerbell 14 дней назад +48

    Dhar Mann reminds me alot of my own dad, only he doesn't make any monetary gain from me being fruity so all he gets is a free card to make bottom jokes.

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 14 дней назад +5

      Dads love it when they can make their kids the butt of a joke. Especially if the joke is ass.

    • @dnkerbell
      @dnkerbell 14 дней назад

      @@PanAndScanBuddy "what??! I can't make jokes about my kid taking it up the arse because of woke snowflakes?!!?" uh, dad... you know we're at the dinner table right now?

  • @joantoons
    @joantoons 14 дней назад +33

    You gotta give dhar Mann credit for turning arguments he had with people in his head in the shower into a career of auteur filmmaking

  • @WorldWarFanatic1123
    @WorldWarFanatic1123 14 дней назад +26

    “Those who are gay cannot play”
    Dude I’m a gay trans male and I’ve NEVER heard someone say that to me or a fellow friend before!! 😭

  • @roscovb
    @roscovb 14 дней назад +16

    The sexual tension between the coach and star boy is palpable

    • @JasonYJS_xoxo
      @JasonYJS_xoxo 10 дней назад +1

      I think he's jealous that the boy is able to live his life more freely than him :)

  • @ginasalinas7892
    @ginasalinas7892 14 дней назад +49

    You are literally my favorite person. please review more movies with gramps

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 14 дней назад

      I second everything in this comment!

    • @itzskye7074
      @itzskye7074 14 дней назад +2

      IKR, like so material girl 💅

  • @thesourpig
    @thesourpig 14 дней назад +31

    My favorite Star Trek The Next Generation episode was when Data pretended to be a homophobic basketball coach on the Holodeck.

  • @McCartney951
    @McCartney951 14 дней назад +8

    Dhar Mann’s pro-gay videos feel like if a principal at an all-boys private school was asked to an anti-discrimination speech

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 14 дней назад +25

    "Your favorite alleyway in Essex"

  • @JarredTheWyrdWorker
    @JarredTheWyrdWorker 14 дней назад +11

    I think the most believable part of this film was when the recruiter said, "Yeah, so?" I mean, seriously. Outrage over a gay athlete is so 1980s/1990s. Today, a homophobic coach would be the remarkable part and I'd expect such a coach to get reprimanded for his actions. How long ago was this film created.
    I was going to say that this movie would be more relevant and believable today if the protagonist was trans instead of (or in addition to) gay. But then I realized that would probably only work if the protagonist was a trans woman. Most transphobes don't seem to get all up in arms about trans men in men's sports. Probably because most of them seem to forget that trans men exist altogether.

  • @kcf1300
    @kcf1300 14 дней назад +8

    They really pulled a "there's no rule that says a dog can't play basketball" 😂
    I love how little this movie cares about anything: basketball, queerness, characters, plot, pacing... or maybe the movie cares about those things so ineptly that it does a Lenny and squeezes them to death.

  • @GuitarGuy057
    @GuitarGuy057 14 дней назад +14

    How about "Fruit loop don't shoot hoop."?

  • @TacticalGamingFool
    @TacticalGamingFool 14 дней назад +14

    If your grindr profile has no face, you cant play with balls in my space!

  • @justyourlocalcommeterd1986
    @justyourlocalcommeterd1986 14 дней назад +8

    when dhar mann was narrating i put the video in x2 speed and he sounded almost normal, but then when i put it back to normal it geninuely sounded like he was in x0.5 speed

  • @JarredTheWyrdWorker
    @JarredTheWyrdWorker 14 дней назад +9

    There's no rule against playing for the other team, just like there's no rule against a dog playing basketball. (Come on, someone had had to say it.)

    • @JamesJoy-yc8vs
      @JamesJoy-yc8vs 14 дней назад +2

      Unless the dog is gay

    • @Junosensei
      @Junosensei 13 дней назад

      @@JamesJoy-yc8vs - Most dogs are gay. Systematic issue trying to keep dogs out of basketball, I think.

  • @Mushroomelixir
    @Mushroomelixir 14 дней назад +15

    I remember when me and my friend were watching dhar mann and I decided to say "Wouldn't it be cool if dhar mann made a video about homophobia?"
    OH BABY WAS I WRONG

    • @UnkownWonders
      @UnkownWonders 13 дней назад +1

      You jinxed and cursed us into this/lhj

  • @benjaminchetty7574
    @benjaminchetty7574 13 дней назад +4

    As a sports gay, I could rant endlessly about the craziness that is a highschool that has two separate basketball teams, but can't afford uniforms for either, and also play a best of 7 series against each other for some sort of championship.

  • @btarczy5067
    @btarczy5067 14 дней назад +11

    What can I say, I think „Gay cannot play“ is a classic.
    2gay 4balls

  • @adam346
    @adam346 14 дней назад +13

    🏅 the grade 8 vibes continue.

  • @sloniskotrumbera
    @sloniskotrumbera 14 дней назад +17

    I can't wait! You're the best ❤

  • @yuuriahl
    @yuuriahl 13 дней назад +5

    what kills me more than the kindest homophobia I've ever seen is the lack of creativity
    also posting this one when theres 696 comments so NICE

    • @yuuriahl
      @yuuriahl 13 дней назад

      the "its ok to be gay as long as you're really good at straight things like sports" got me so good XDDD
      me and my siblings have grown up in a protestant household to a family of cisgender straight people dating as far back as we know, with blanket-Christianity on my fathers side and Roman Catholic on my mothers side, yet my parents ended up with 3 queer kids :3
      none of us were ever into traditional things like sports (except my youngest sibling but they're a lifeguard now) and me and my brother were always into drawing and art, instead of shutting down our interests my parents encouraged and nurtured our passions, and I am forever greatful to them for doing so :3

  • @praus
    @praus 14 дней назад +9

    As we all know, UCLA, famously doesn’t allow gay students to attend.

  • @TheRealHedgehogSonic
    @TheRealHedgehogSonic 13 дней назад +4

    I had jumped the Dhar Mann ship because he did something similar with autism as an NT. Generic "I can" stories are NOT relatable to half the autists out there.

  • @Kaylakaze
    @Kaylakaze 14 дней назад +5

    That "Don't mind the lumps; they're cameras" line had me rolling.

  • @Corey-dk3xi
    @Corey-dk3xi 13 дней назад +3

    11:17 Is the most unrealistic part of this: Liam showed up late, not an iced coffee for miles

  • @hyrumforcoasters
    @hyrumforcoasters 14 дней назад +8

    The jumpscare from Yousea Elae and then the nametag have my crying 😭😭 you make these awful short films so fun to watch

  • @sarsmask
    @sarsmask 14 дней назад +3

    13:20 "There's no rule against that. There's no rules at all. This isn't even a league, it's two teams of 30 year olds playing in a garage."

  • @FaiaHalo
    @FaiaHalo 14 дней назад +16

    Yay!! Another review from you to light up my day ❤❤❤

  • @rtk142
    @rtk142 14 дней назад +5

    "You've never beaten me" he says in game 6 of the finals implying he's beaten him at least thrice

  • @sayresrudy2644
    @sayresrudy2644 14 дней назад +8

    “vulnerable 34-yr-old high school students” 😆
    how many Oscars did this win? pure pain.

  • @dr.BACON_BABY
    @dr.BACON_BABY 14 дней назад +10

    thank you, for saving me I was so thirsty I WAS SO
    ( algorithm comment, boosting the video)

  • @RoyalGuardEziode
    @RoyalGuardEziode 13 дней назад +3

    If homophobes were like that coach i wouldnt consider myself a minority 💀

  • @jbone877
    @jbone877 14 дней назад +11

    John Recruiter

  • @dcornect53
    @dcornect53 12 дней назад +3

    I'm going to be in California for Pride this year, so I'm going to look at replacing ALL my towels, with pride flag towels. The beach towels, the gym towels, just all of them. Lol. The variety of Pride merch for good causes must be HUGE down there (or at least bigger than on this dinky little island in Canada).

  • @manderly33
    @manderly33 14 дней назад +4

    You can tell how important this game was by how the crowd was tiny and dead silent.
    And as a Bostonian I really enjoyed the “Boston basketball” green and white tee that was totally not Celtics merch.

  • @robertkalinic335
    @robertkalinic335 14 дней назад +5

    This Dhar Mann looks and sounds like someone that has been trapped in jinn bottle since the dawn of time and was released by some cursed internet personality who was conned to switch places with him for his three wishes.
    The way how Calen skips heartbeat every time he starts his monologues is my favorite part.
    Its like cat sensing black magic in some exorcist movie.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 14 дней назад +5

    "You can use whatever towel you like." Well, that sounded suggestive. Better watch out, Liam.

  • @primitiverobot
    @primitiverobot 14 дней назад +4

    broke: gay cannot play
    bespoke: NOTHIN' BUT HET

  • @lukasvolsan3933
    @lukasvolsan3933 14 дней назад +5

    Please do more of these! Each new episode gets better and better!

  • @asumi_suki
    @asumi_suki 14 дней назад +13

    i literally cant wait! i love your content💕

  • @ArtsyHumanbean
    @ArtsyHumanbean 14 дней назад +6

    I already had the bell icon 😭 don’t punish me, coach 😢🛎️

  • @jbone877
    @jbone877 14 дней назад +9

    Hell yes!❤

  • @someoddusername5677
    @someoddusername5677 14 дней назад +5

    Thats perfect timing on my part. Woot!

  • @alex9033
    @alex9033 9 дней назад +3

    Waitwaitwait, Mr. Mann *actually* called them the Blue Team and the Red Team? Couldn’t even come up with, like, Wildcats and Eagles or something generic like that?
    God, he’s such a hack.

  • @kindauncool
    @kindauncool 12 дней назад

    I freaking LOVE YOUR INTROS every time!! They're just so good. TOO GOOD.

  • @maxationwithoutrepresentat2039
    @maxationwithoutrepresentat2039 14 дней назад +4

    It's actually so funny that when he came out he "started playing for the other team".

  • @I_did_poopoo
    @I_did_poopoo 14 дней назад +2

    I swore you had 1.2 million subscribers 😮 i NEED to share your channel. Youre hillarious ❤

  • @nathanielraefraughton5218
    @nathanielraefraughton5218 День назад +1

    Why does he only show up at the very last minute with no explanation? You’d think the recruiter would be more concerned about that

  • @NFM1337
    @NFM1337 14 дней назад +9

    I think there should be a category for words that sound like they are what they denote. Like "slur". "This used to be a nice area until all these slurs moved in!"

  • @tartra
    @tartra 14 дней назад +3

    "it's like a bomb threat but faster" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CookieIsMyCat09
    @CookieIsMyCat09 12 дней назад +1

    Ive really come to love the "heyyy slurs" intro you do it's so great

    • @phoebegee54
      @phoebegee54 12 дней назад

      I never thought I'd enjoy slurs

  • @gothicknight6785
    @gothicknight6785 10 дней назад

    Loving your channel ❤ so glad I found it.

  • @johan-bq9ie
    @johan-bq9ie 14 дней назад +5

    This is going to be great- I already know Caelan makes the best videos.

  • @ummmmmmmmmmmnmmmm
    @ummmmmmmmmmmnmmmm 14 дней назад +4

    That "Daddy Chill" was too good. Holy shit the vocal fry 🥵🥵🥵

  • @StrawBerry-Bubblez
    @StrawBerry-Bubblez 12 дней назад +1

    i saw the thumbnails and i went " FUCK YEAH, NO MORE SPORTS"

  • @kwingle
    @kwingle 8 дней назад

    It's small but thank you for the captions!