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  • Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024

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  • @djdener5504
    @djdener5504 6 месяцев назад +62

    First story: if your partner destroys stuff and it's ONLY your stuff, they just want to hurt you. They never destroy they own stuff 'accidentally'. If this happened, the only thing you can do is leave. It's mental abuse, don't stay until it becomes physical

  • @Angelicbrandy
    @Angelicbrandy 6 месяцев назад +70

    Good clumsy = getting a little whipped cream on your nose or a milk mustache. Bad clumsy = breaking expensive stuff.

  • @valeriia_sukh
    @valeriia_sukh 6 месяцев назад +35

    I can't see many people commenting this, but thank you SO MUCH for finding the stories that have updates! I can't stress enough how I love it when you create the intrigue and drama and then actually follow up with a resolution of the story. Thank you team ❤

  • @chimera48
    @chimera48 6 месяцев назад +24

    Totally agree with Sophia on the book boundary. Loaned one of my faves to a girl in middle school I was close to and she gave it back with tears on the spine and colored pencil marks all over the edges and some of the papers. She’d just shoved it into her art class bag at school, knowing full well she had her purse and backpack where she keeps and protects her own books. Never again did I loan her any of my books. The first story lady is doing it on purpose and should be sued and dumped.

  • @mrs_maverick1121
    @mrs_maverick1121 6 месяцев назад +67

    He was def not abusive, if he was she would be doing EVERYTHING to NOT upset him!

    • @Manders73
      @Manders73 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah, i find it funny that SHE was breaking all of his shit (for free) and HE'S the abusive one? Oh puh-leeasseeee, she is psychotic af.

    • @sophiacalon3463
      @sophiacalon3463 5 месяцев назад +10

      THIS! People don’t understand abusive relationships makes the victim walk on eggshells to never trigger their partner. They will pop off anyways, but the victim cannot see it

    • @mrs_maverick1121
      @mrs_maverick1121 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@sophiacalon3463 EXACTLY!!!

  • @TinaMdot
    @TinaMdot 6 месяцев назад +33

    I think you mean Findom, Femdome is something entirely other.😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @annaeeee7516
    @annaeeee7516 6 месяцев назад +35

    That girl is cray! At this point you gotta sue her.

    • @foxbuns
      @foxbuns 6 месяцев назад +8

      100% that's definitely enough to make it worth the lawyer's fees, plus she'll be stuck there long enough he should be able to just serve her papers at home before she "moves to florida" (pretty sure they live together)

  • @NotReallySleeping
    @NotReallySleeping 6 месяцев назад +30

    You said send money? 😂

  • @scz9031
    @scz9031 6 месяцев назад +56

    As someone who actually has tripped up stairs, I completely understand Sophia. Klutzes Unite!

    • @rebelks88
      @rebelks88 6 месяцев назад +5

      I’m so glad I don’t need to be around stairs regularly 😂 Trip up, fall down, or both! It’s quite frustrating

    • @jenniferrivera9149
      @jenniferrivera9149 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yes, tripping UP the stairs is adorable and endearing. My gorgeous amazing daughter still does this when she’s happy and has something wonderful to tell me. 😂she’s getting married!! Mom Hugs for all 🎉❤ I miss her so much

    • @marithdekloe
      @marithdekloe 2 месяца назад +1

      I broke my shoulder falling down the stairs after i trip up the stairs😂😂

  • @Hollendaryy4064
    @Hollendaryy4064 6 месяцев назад +6

    Riley don’t leave the show 😭😭 Your point in view and opinions are valid. Don’t let them break you down fam

  • @adilenegutierrez812
    @adilenegutierrez812 6 месяцев назад +9

    Breaking stuff has got to be the most annoying thing EVER!

  • @papamaanbeerVideo
    @papamaanbeerVideo 6 месяцев назад +10

    that post of the guy setting up his computer by the window was just too spot on. why would he even mention he put it next to a window as he is oblivious that its a factor in the story

    • @DuchessCassanda
      @DuchessCassanda 6 месяцев назад +2

      Yep we've all been duped 😮‍💨

    • @AhNee
      @AhNee 2 месяца назад

      Yeah, when I heard that...I knew it was fake. Someone set it up that way.

  • @NotReallySleeping
    @NotReallySleeping 6 месяцев назад +21

    The dolphin noise is cracking me up, I think they are misplaced but it's too funny. 😂

    • @DuchessCassanda
      @DuchessCassanda 6 месяцев назад +3

      Omg! I was thinking the same thing but thought maybe they were just censoring someone in the background talking or I was just overthinking. Thank you for restoring my sanity. Zaki! What are you doing?! 😂

    • @NotReallySleeping
      @NotReallySleeping 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@DuchessCassanda No problem, I was thinking the same thing, at first thought maybe Riley was just cussing, but no one else was talking so there is my reasoning to the dolphins.

    • @CoolNameBabe
      @CoolNameBabe Месяц назад +1

      I’m thinking it was maybe to actually cover up Poker Stars? But didn’t quite line up 😂

  • @gemma_the_what
    @gemma_the_what 6 месяцев назад +40

    Riley needs a cone of shame hehe but Sofias little sign sounds good enough I guess

  • @blancochocotaco7841
    @blancochocotaco7841 6 месяцев назад +18

    First op I had the conspiracy theory since he mentioned electronic devices specifically that she was trying to keep him from communicating with people, then I was like no you're reaching lol

  • @Mandapanda1992
    @Mandapanda1992 6 месяцев назад +12

    Omg, Sophia!
    When i was younger i lent my bff a copy of my Silverwing book. I got it back 3 month later and it aged like 3 years!
    Unfortunately my bff has since passed. And the Silverwing book she beat up is very treasured aswell as my Marked book she gave me for my 16th birthday.

  • @systajenn1
    @systajenn1 6 месяцев назад +6

    She was going to break his camera next

  • @DuchessCassanda
    @DuchessCassanda 6 месяцев назад +24

    OMG!! Sophia!!! We're the same!! I collect manga and fiction and historical books. One time I let my bestie borrow a book and *she broke the spine!* I'm always soo careful not to do that. Lucky it wasn't a first edition or anything so I just replaced it but NEVER AGAIN! Thing is, she knew how important my books are to me and I warned her to be careful... she told me she did it on purpose because books are easier to read when the spine is broken. We're still friends but she's banned from going near my bookcases 😅. Man got riled up thinking about this.

    • @DuchessCassanda
      @DuchessCassanda 6 месяцев назад +4

      I have a signed, unreleased copy Billy Thunder and the Night Gate by Isobelle Carmody sent to me by the author herself and although my bestie is also an Isobelle Carmody fan, she has never touched that book.

    • @bookfaerie
      @bookfaerie 6 месяцев назад +8

      I'm with you on this, I let a coworker borrow my copy of Stardust by Neil Gaiman. It was a trade paperback version and I had read it without leaving a single crease in the spine. I TOLD her I do NOT like my spines damaged and to be careful with my book. She returned it a week later and the spine was absolutely destroyed. She was completely unapologetic and just said "I love breaking spines on a book" so she had intentionally bent the book back and cracked it with every page turn and had the audacity to stare at me flabbergasted when I told her she WILL be buying me a new copy. I never lent out another book ever again.
      You literally couldn't read the title on the spine when she was done, it looked like she took a razorblade to it. The whole fucking point of a spine is to look good on the bookshelf, like wtf

    • @cholieandresa
      @cholieandresa 6 месяцев назад +1

      I just like breaking your stuff because it works better for me 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @DuchessCassanda
      @DuchessCassanda 6 месяцев назад

      @@bookfaerie yep, and the book lasts longer and a good chunk of mine are special editions, first editions, signed editions. There are whole manga collections that are considered rare. Anyway, I learnt my lesson. My friend *did* apologise and did give me the money for a new one.

    • @DuchessCassanda
      @DuchessCassanda 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@cholieandresa you break my stuff, I break *you!* 😘

  • @Menagerie_K
    @Menagerie_K 6 месяцев назад +13

    She needs to move out AND pay you back. She’s not clumsy, she’s destructive and possibly mentally ill. Why she isn’t concentrating on improving her clumsiness is beyond me. I have an ex friend who was “clumsy” about information, she’d claim that she let information slip and destroy the relationships around her. This, to me, is similar. I also noticed she felt left out when I stopped sharing information but I sat her down and explained that she was socially irresponsible and the main cause of drama I’d experienced since she entered into my life. I concluded that I was in the company of a toxic person that is clearly trying to destroy my life or my happiness for kicks. She’s now reigning her terror elsewhere because I blocked her after she destroyed another friends romantic relationship by routinely letting information “slip.” She too had a victim mentality but I think she’d run it of things to be a victim of ans start playing with people. At 5k, she’d be the hell out my house or be the only one paying rent until the 5k is paid for. She playing a game, I don’t know what it is but you don’t have time or money for it.

    • @ChrissaTodd
      @ChrissaTodd 2 месяца назад

      Because she's not clumsy,
      she made up a whole scenario based on dms op sent to someone before they were together.
      She was breaking the stuff on purpose.

  • @erima4270
    @erima4270 6 месяцев назад +135

    Good on Sophia for standing up for herself and holding her ground. Riley should've stopped pressing the stairs thing the first time she said "Boundaries, Riley!" It shouldn't have taken 3+ times.

    • @gwendolynspendulum
      @gwendolynspendulum 6 месяцев назад +38

      I don’t think it was that serious

    • @DuchessCassanda
      @DuchessCassanda 6 месяцев назад +14

      Sure but I *still* wanna know what happened. Did she trip on her own two feet. Sadly that has happened to me before 😅

    • @CreedsofYore
      @CreedsofYore 6 месяцев назад +10

      I think it was because he was just as confused as the rest of us as to why she was saying it. 😂

    • @katrinafaitusa5010
      @katrinafaitusa5010 6 месяцев назад +8

      Yo chill it was not that deep

    • @13crowintuitivestarot
      @13crowintuitivestarot 6 месяцев назад +6

      It was not that deep lmao.

  • @mechelle9009
    @mechelle9009 6 месяцев назад +5

    Speaking from a lawyer side. He would have to prove that she broke everything. It would be his word against hers. It wouldn’t be worth it.

    • @ZavaXavier
      @ZavaXavier 5 месяцев назад

      You're a terrible lawyer I bet you have no clients such a disgrace.

  • @mariemarie5039
    @mariemarie5039 6 месяцев назад +8

    John if you’re reading this I think you mean fin dom not fem dom “fin” stands for financial aka financial domination 🤣

  • @KimmyKeldeo
    @KimmyKeldeo 5 месяцев назад +3

    To the first story: I break a lot of things, a lot of my own things, my bf is kind enough to repair most of what he can, but I never ever touch his shit unless I’m being extremely careful. I’m fine with a busted switch, I’d hate myself if I broke his IPad

  • @ChrissaTodd
    @ChrissaTodd 2 месяца назад +3

    Its very clear op isn't abusive because she wouldn't be so brave to break his stuff.

  • @cassandraotroy
    @cassandraotroy 4 месяца назад +2

    “It’s so cute the way you pay me back for all my stuff that you broke “

  • @rachelhatchet
    @rachelhatchet 5 месяцев назад +2

    Neither my GF nor I EVER loan out our books to ANYONE!!!

  • @WhoopsyDaisyDoo
    @WhoopsyDaisyDoo 2 месяца назад +1

    I know we want to see OP dish out justice, but him giving her absolutely zero ammunition to make herself out to be the victim must be infuriating for her.

  • @eduardorodas4497
    @eduardorodas4497 6 месяцев назад +3

    As for the first story the best way to see whether somebody you know is breaking your stuff on purpose or if it really is just them being clumsy is you observed whether they also destroy their own stuff just as often as they do yours and if the answer is no then its 100% on purpose.

  • @rayvenapendragon
    @rayvenapendragon 6 месяцев назад +9

    I would have bought you a new book if I had done that Sophia.......As a dragon books are my hoard lol

    • @DuchessCassanda
      @DuchessCassanda 6 месяцев назад

      Ooh you have Anne McCafferys pern series?

  • @violetjiji8537
    @violetjiji8537 6 месяцев назад +2

    Take her to small claims court, she admitted she did it intentionally

  • @kelliesharpe1067
    @kelliesharpe1067 6 месяцев назад +3

    I'm My Own Grandpa... i know every word to that song lol.

  • @Kimiq92
    @Kimiq92 6 месяцев назад +11

    I'm clumsy. It's fing annoying!! I hate it so freaking much. I get bruises I have no idea where they're from. I drop too much stuff. And I get so annoyed at myself. It's not fing cute. It's not funny. It's annoying as hell.

    • @annaeeee7516
      @annaeeee7516 6 месяцев назад +1

      Same here! And no, it isn't cute. It's annoying, painful, and expensive!

    • @Kimiq92
      @Kimiq92 6 месяцев назад

      @@annaeeee7516 exactly

    • @DuchessCassanda
      @DuchessCassanda 6 месяцев назад +1

      Oh man sounds painful

    • @Kimiq92
      @Kimiq92 6 месяцев назад

      @@DuchessCassanda it is 😅😭

    • @DuchessCassanda
      @DuchessCassanda 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Kimiq92 btw isn't there a cream that you can get at the chemist (pharmacist) to heal bruises faster? Might come in handy.

  • @Jarrett_Evans
    @Jarrett_Evans 6 месяцев назад +10

    You guys misunderstand so many stories. He wasn’t telling her to stop doing P*rn. He was saying change your career path as far as the government job hunt was going. He was just simply stating “facts” as Jon said.

    • @Nathan_Bookwurm
      @Nathan_Bookwurm 6 месяцев назад +2

      The first story too. They concluded that OP is a player and now say he probably wasn't listening to her. How do they come to that conclusion? The GF said that OP is a player in the same sentence as him being flirty to a girl when OP was single. So just because he was flirty to someone while being single he's a player? And how do being flirty and "not listening to her" even relate? There was no any indication that OP was a bad listener.

  • @IrishGigs
    @IrishGigs 6 месяцев назад +2

    Sadly for the next man and the next that no one is holding her accountable. More than likely this destructive behavior / tantrums will escalate. Take her to court. If the last guy did this she may not have done this to you.

  • @SushiLawless
    @SushiLawless 5 месяцев назад +2

    Theory: She wanted him to break up with her making him the bad guy for breaking up with her because she's clumsy!

  • @user-mo4mz9sb9l
    @user-mo4mz9sb9l 5 месяцев назад +1

    When Riley is in the corner his hat(or shirt) should say “Riley”s sorry” 😊

  • @Wormilius
    @Wormilius 6 месяцев назад +3

    You can't say you have all those stories and leave us hanging. I want the kidnap story lol

    • @DuchessCassanda
      @DuchessCassanda 6 месяцев назад

      They're on the list for future eps. They have to be... they better be! RILEY!!! 😡

  • @JenniferShipleyArt
    @JenniferShipleyArt 4 месяца назад +1

    OK, having just gone through something kind of similar in that I was dealing with a person who was behaving really badly and then when I finally called her on it, she attacked my character, that is what the girlfriend is doing. We know from the fact that she even admitted that she was purposely breaking his things out of spite, that she’s a spiteful person, so no he’s not controlling. There’s nothing wrong with him. It’s all her. She’s insecure and bitter that he flirted with someone before they got together. Now that she’s been caught, she simply trying to justify her behavior and divert the attention away from her. How pathetic! She’s a narcissist

  • @SushiLawless
    @SushiLawless 5 месяцев назад +2

    "Now, many many years ago
    When I was twenty three
    I was married to a widow
    Who was pretty as could be
    This widow had a grown-up daughter
    Had hair of red
    My father fell in love with her
    And soon the two were wed
    This made my dad my son-in-law
    And changed my very life
    My daughter was my mother
    'Cause she was my father's wife
    To complicate the matters
    Even though it brought me joy
    I soon became the father
    Of a bouncing baby boy
    My little baby then became
    A brother-in-law to dad
    And so became my uncle
    Though it made me very sad
    For if he was my uncle
    That also made him the brother
    Of the widow's grown-up daughter
    Who, of course, was my step-mother
    I'm my own grandpa
    I'm my own grandpa
    It sounds funny I know
    But it really is so
    I'm my own grandpa
    My father's wife then had a son
    That kept them on the run
    And he became my grandchild
    For he was my daughter's son
    My wife is now my mother's mother
    And it makes me blue
    Because, she is my wife
    She's my grandmother too
    I'm my own grandpa
    I'm my own grandpa
    It sounds funny I know
    But it really is so
    I'm my own grandpa"
    ~Willie Nelson

  • @Kira_Kadaver
    @Kira_Kadaver 4 месяца назад

    There’s a recent case where a ton of paternity tests were falsified unfortunately too

  • @awesomesauceyumyum
    @awesomesauceyumyum 6 месяцев назад +2

    The poker update is 100% fake and I wouldn't be surprised if the whole thing was an ad. Why would the update guy mention his "set up by the window with a breeze" if he doesn't already know how it's happening?

  • @nelissaortiz5405
    @nelissaortiz5405 6 месяцев назад +1

    On two separate occasions I've damaged my sister's bed sheets. I burnt a hole by accident while we were smoking. And the first thing I do is offer to buy her anew one. It's th tiniest little hole but I still replaced it for her because i damaged HER item

  • @Likeredonrice
    @Likeredonrice Месяц назад

    In the first story, she could do it for a power dynamic, and she does it just to show her dominance over you.

  • @bernieheartdragon1888
    @bernieheartdragon1888 6 месяцев назад +3

    I want hear the kidnapping story!!!!!

    • @DuchessCassanda
      @DuchessCassanda 6 месяцев назад

      We all wanna hear the kidnapping story 🙀

  • @michelitasc
    @michelitasc 4 месяца назад +1

    As someone who lived through an abusive relationship for years, I can say for experience that you walk on eggshells and try not to set them off all the time. I’m inclined not to believe her that the relationship is abusive. But people have over used and misused that word so much that maybe she thinks she’s saying the truth, she just doesn’t understand what she’s saying… or it’s just an excuse to break up…

    • @emilyjohn2034
      @emilyjohn2034 3 месяца назад +1

      “You abusive! So I’m going to try and piss you off as much as possible” ya no if he was abusive she would be extremely carful with his stuff and scared to anger him not actively trying to anger him

  • @moemoney444
    @moemoney444 2 месяца назад

    The first story, the OP has a responsibility to the public to press charges and hold her accountable because then she will have it on her record and if she does it to somebody else, it will be more severe. She’s definitely gonna do it to somebody else he let her get away with it.

  • @nikkibordeaux5980
    @nikkibordeaux5980 27 дней назад

    I refuse to borrow books from people because I’m so scared I’d like, break the spine or crease a page. So I’m with Sophia on the books!
    And yeah from the first time I broke someone else’s belongings I wouldn’t touch ANYTHING else that person owned. Asking to borrow the camera after already owing £5300 in broken items is absolutely beyond me.

  • @ImanZaineb
    @ImanZaineb 6 месяцев назад +1

    What is that random quacking?!

  • @yodat2738
    @yodat2738 6 месяцев назад +2

    I once did that to my friends book, was determined to replace it. Ordered it and waited for 2 weeks. Had to pretend I wasn't finished yet and she still doesn't know...

  • @KimberlyFine9595
    @KimberlyFine9595 6 месяцев назад +2

    (Story #1) OP’s living the RL episode where SpongeBob rips his pants.

  • @tomboy786
    @tomboy786 6 месяцев назад +2

    is the subscription pitch the Replica AI thing....LMFAO

  • @MPbmfm
    @MPbmfm 6 месяцев назад +1

    The "clumsy" girlfriend: Don't sue her because of your money but sue her so her upcoming BFs don't end up with broken stuff
    She's crazy for punishing someone for something they did before dating her and even worse OP was single at the moment he wrote those messages and it's okay to flirt when you're single

  • @moemoney444
    @moemoney444 2 месяца назад +1

    42:52 for the adult film star trying to be become a government agent. I don’t think it’s an asshole thing for the person to say that, the person asked multiple times to have a recommendation

  • @Franklinandme
    @Franklinandme 5 месяцев назад

    11:31 i love that sophia said that so sarcastically, but it's clearly a complaint that a big protien actually has.

  • @DuchessCassanda
    @DuchessCassanda 6 месяцев назад +7

    Floridians are crazy, she'd fit right in 😜

    • @babygodzilla.
      @babygodzilla. 6 месяцев назад

      Damn right we are.

    • @DuchessCassanda
      @DuchessCassanda 6 месяцев назад

      @@babygodzilla. oh man... is it true y'all have puddle gators?!! We have some deadly stuff in Australia but not puddle gators. Heck, where I'm from we don't have crocs either.

    • @babygodzilla.
      @babygodzilla. 6 месяцев назад

      @@DuchessCassanda My university had gators that free roams the campus from pond to pond. They do what they want. One scared my friend as she was walking to the parking garage after a night class and there was a big gator walking around there. Rule of thumb is if there’s a body of water big or small, most likely a gator is in it.

    • @DuchessCassanda
      @DuchessCassanda 6 месяцев назад

      @@babygodzilla. that's...just...okay, ima stick to our venomous snakes. The crazy you know, you know?

    • @babygodzilla.
      @babygodzilla. 6 месяцев назад

      @@DuchessCassanda Florida is a breeding ground for anything that’ll kill us lol we also have crocs, venomous snakes that lurks in water, pythons, large spiders.. though your spiders are bigger. Nope.

  • @sharyebethancourt3660
    @sharyebethancourt3660 6 месяцев назад +1

    S1: how is she breaking them tho? And how are they being passed off as accidents? Idk how this would be cute either.
    ETA: her reasons left me with more questions. I’m with John, this gave me a headache.

  • @frytha4848
    @frytha4848 5 месяцев назад

    When Sam in't there to do the bad opinion Riley covers his quota.

  • @gregc3359
    @gregc3359 2 месяца назад

    Riley’s voice reminds of the “hell yeah, banana bread” guy

  • @user-fe8gx3ie5v
    @user-fe8gx3ie5v 6 месяцев назад

    Second OP is a hero. Made someone stop gambling.

  • @AhNee
    @AhNee 2 месяца назад

    Usually for federal government, it's 3 years clean, and by then, they'd be too old for the position.

  • @SushiLawless
    @SushiLawless 5 месяцев назад

    Take her on Judge Judy!

  • @spinasoul
    @spinasoul 5 месяцев назад

    Im so clumsy that I break a lot of stuff thats why I only touch MY stuff and never his expensive stuff - or nobody else's, if I break anything like a cup or a vase (which ive done) I replace it with the same thing and if I cant find the same thing you will see me giving you choices even if told "its okay", and if no choice is selected I will select it myself. I cant live with the idea that I broke something that may have been important, I always think how I would feel if someone else had broken it, anyone who would break things and not feel any kind of remorse for it sounds so unhinged to me

  • @rozumum1552
    @rozumum1552 6 месяцев назад

    That table position is considered bad Feng Shui 😂 now I know why

  • @NoelleNaturally
    @NoelleNaturally 5 месяцев назад

    The good news? She’ll fit right in with the Florida Man stereotype.

  • @Franklinandme
    @Franklinandme 5 месяцев назад

    12:51 best tin foil hat segment ever 😂🤣
    I recently learned about the financial domination kink and absolutely cannot wrap my head around it.

  • @Franklinandme
    @Franklinandme 5 месяцев назад

    22:27 if ending the relationship was the goal for her whyd she even try to deny it initially?!?

  • @southernladyish
    @southernladyish 6 месяцев назад +5

    I don’t think you can sue someone over a poker game 🤔

    • @JaneQPublic
      @JaneQPublic 5 месяцев назад

      You can in Texas 😂😂😂

  • @Karamarika
    @Karamarika 6 месяцев назад +1

    The poker one is definitely fake. The second post mentioning being by the open window AND mentioning the other player in their town? Too on the nose. It was hitting all the plot points of the first post. They are both fake.

  • @alexiatr
    @alexiatr 5 месяцев назад +2

    Afult film story, she was just delusional. Did she think he woke up one day an said "mmhm, today i will get a high security Clearance job" he probably worked his butt off to get it. She had no other worj experience, had a mess of a life, and she gets upset because they tell her she doesn't qualify?

  • @Franklinandme
    @Franklinandme 5 месяцев назад

    19:30 Just because you are awarded a "default judgment" it doesn't mean you'll ever actually see a penny of it.
    Why waste more time and money.

    • @emilyjohn2034
      @emilyjohn2034 3 месяца назад

      Plus we don’t know if the girl actually had any money, and there is no point suing someone who doesn’t have the money

  • @thelifeofafatman6807
    @thelifeofafatman6807 5 месяцев назад

    Riley I’m on your side bro!!!! Riley> Sophia don’t let her bully you brooo!!!

  • @CyndieCasey
    @CyndieCasey 6 месяцев назад +1

    ray stevens sings a song "I am my own grandpa"

  • @CaroSOSaS
    @CaroSOSaS 6 месяцев назад

    Why did the first time John said Casino sounded like he said Cathino

  • @CoolNameBabe
    @CoolNameBabe Месяц назад

    John calling it “fem dom” instead of “fin dom” is crazy 😭 😂

  • @Franklinandme
    @Franklinandme 5 месяцев назад

    29:36 "evading someone's privacy" 🤨

  • @genderchaotic
    @genderchaotic 6 месяцев назад

    Poor Riley being called Sam haha 😂

  • @DuchessCassanda
    @DuchessCassanda 6 месяцев назад

    The good ol' trip and strip. Do you strip on the way down or after you land in their lap? 😅
    Shark Fooorrrts! Should be printed on a shirt!

  • @teresabilski6745
    @teresabilski6745 4 месяца назад

    "i plead Florida!" 🤣😭

  • @carolday3381
    @carolday3381 6 месяцев назад +5

    The chick who keeps breaking the stuff,.. she should pay everything back she wrecked for starters and then the boyfriend should tell her that with all the stuff she has broken its more affordable for him to toss her out of his life.
    For me one time i accidentally whacked my martini over a co-workers brand new ipad at a lunch a bunch of went to after a weekend seminar, and my immediate after the butt clinching inhale of hell was to say,.. “I’ll buy you another one” Turned out the ipad was ok, most of the binder it was partially under took the alcohol and we all grabbed napkins at high speed, so it was ok, dry but sticky, so i didnt have to replace it he just cleaned it carefully but he said later he was surprised at how quick i said I’d replace it. I was thinking what? i break it i pay for it,.. i was kinda offended he thought i was the sort of person to make an issue and refuse. I only had to replace the binder so alls good.

  • @sharyebethancourt3660
    @sharyebethancourt3660 6 месяцев назад

    29:24 I was just imagining this or the neighbor getting the email and coincidentally looking out his window and seeing creepy af OP peeping in with binoculars.

  • @chrissysconvos
    @chrissysconvos 6 месяцев назад

    Crazy question but… is she breaking HER STUFF?? We gotta even out the playing field, put her out because she seems like her aesthetic is DESTRUCTION, destroy her things on accident or get the money- I’m blind to this ending another way. I could only imagine her setting a house fire and waiting for you to tell her it’s okay.
    Is this the kind of woman you see yourself with- someone who sabotages your things and ruins what you worked hard for? There is no amount of pretty to compensate for those atrocious behavior 😩

  • @sugakookie7985
    @sugakookie7985 6 месяцев назад

    My bet is she was breaking that stuff for her tictoc channel, we all know the reason he's not sueing her is because even if he's not abusive people will believe he is so he's cutting his losses.

  • @TheDCAUgothic
    @TheDCAUgothic 6 месяцев назад

    The being your iwn grandfather thing..... I was reminded of that Futurama episode with Fry being his own grandfather because he slept with his grandmother unknowingly until everyone pointed it out.

  • @Bonniesfaves
    @Bonniesfaves 6 месяцев назад

    OMG, the “I’m my own grandpa” scenario is so tough to follow, but happens often.

    • @DuchessCassanda
      @DuchessCassanda 6 месяцев назад +2

      The I'm my own great aunt isn't all that easier to follow. Like, wow...

  • @TheDCAUgothic
    @TheDCAUgothic 6 месяцев назад

    Closest I've been to a casino is the family centers like Bullwinkle's and Chuck E Cheese.
    Admit it, they're child casinos. 🙃

  • @sharyebethancourt3660
    @sharyebethancourt3660 6 месяцев назад +1

    42:50 I mean if her desired career is this job and she doesn’t qualify, why shouldn’t OP said consider another career? It seems mean to _not_ say that if it’s just never gonna happen.

  • @user-fe8gx3ie5v
    @user-fe8gx3ie5v 6 месяцев назад

    OP in third story is also a hero. Prostitution is unhealthy.

  • @RisaKaulitzO
    @RisaKaulitzO 6 месяцев назад

    Sue her, oh god, she's the abusive one

  • @SushiLawless
    @SushiLawless 5 месяцев назад

    We're skipping the part where op had to use binoculars in the first place. Frikkin...why was he looking through his neighbor's window with binoculars to begin with?? How many other neighbors is he spying on??

  • @trashcan2748
    @trashcan2748 4 месяца назад

    Regarding the first story, I don’t trust that partner at all. I’m very clumsy, but I mainly just get hurt from running into things and if I break something then I do my best to repair or replace it. Besides, some of the issues, such as the sweaters, sounded less like her being clumsy and more like her just ignoring what OP has told her. If she was just clumsy, then the room wouldn’t need to be locked because she’d have some shame after destroying thousands of dollars worth of the OP’s belongings and work to avoid it. There’s no way that she’s so clumsy she can’t help but break all of those things but is perfectly able to avoid ever damaging her own belongings. She sucks and should be paying the OP back. I can’t think of a reasonable justification for her nonsense and the OP should probably leave her.

  • @WhoopsyDaisyDoo
    @WhoopsyDaisyDoo 2 месяца назад

    That chick is absolutely unhinged. Completely childish.

  • @SushiLawless
    @SushiLawless 5 месяцев назад

    I'm super clumsy. It's not cute it's expensive.
    ...and painful
    .....and embarrassing

  • @Franklinandme
    @Franklinandme 5 месяцев назад

    15:57 16:02
    The "what"s were so cute rylie

    • @Franklinandme
      @Franklinandme 5 месяцев назад

      Rily
      Riley
      How ever he spells it lol

  • @Galaxybutterfly88
    @Galaxybutterfly88 6 месяцев назад

    I would file for the claim against her in Florida so she loses her new home and can’t stay in Florida

  • @lacheregriffin-denton9946
    @lacheregriffin-denton9946 6 месяцев назад

    For the situation where the young lady broke her boyfriend stuff. Yeah he could take her to court and get his money and he can also stop her from leaving into the court case is heard. He could also have her wages garnished in order to be repaid.

  • @BrownC0uch
    @BrownC0uch 6 месяцев назад

    My actual child hasn’t broken that much stuff

  • @laurag502
    @laurag502 6 месяцев назад

    it’s very telling that she keeps destroying things that he can use to communicate with others… never another kind of appliance only ipads,phones, computers etc….

  • @gayhowell3256
    @gayhowell3256 6 месяцев назад +1

    Good afternoon..love ya'll

  • @ankinset
    @ankinset 6 месяцев назад

    It was so cute when you were washing the dishes

    • @DuchessCassanda
      @DuchessCassanda 6 месяцев назад

      The misogyny is real. Riley really going through his 🚩phase. But we ❤ you Riley, no matter what! 😂

  • @thehurtloccer9267
    @thehurtloccer9267 6 месяцев назад

    I love y'all watch y'all every day would love to be on the show have hella stories just not good at typing them