Bill Burr: Single vs. Women

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024

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  • @Fightorflight31
    @Fightorflight31 9 лет назад +3882

    The women cheering when he's talking about lighting clothes on fire and keying cars, those are the psychos.

    • @AJitati0n
      @AJitati0n 8 лет назад +37

      😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

    • @wonderlandgirlable
      @wonderlandgirlable 8 лет назад +23

      +Fightorflight31 TADAAHHH lmao

    • @Fightorflight31
      @Fightorflight31 8 лет назад +87

      +Lori Wise The wide-eyed smile from women gives me sends chills down my spine, lol

    • @wonderlandgirlable
      @wonderlandgirlable 8 лет назад +3

      Fightorflight31 And your directing this to me LOL my wide eye smile has been gone for years now,

    • @Fightorflight31
      @Fightorflight31 8 лет назад +4

      +Lori Wise Hah, I was generally speaking. I'm not certain if that's a good or bad thing.

  • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
    @wingnutmcspazatron3957 9 лет назад +440

    I was crying to the robot impression every freaking time. omg.

  • @frame3139
    @frame3139 8 лет назад +735

    Why beep out the swearing, it fucks up his delivery

    • @spambamkeija634
      @spambamkeija634 8 лет назад +14

      Correction: f@&!$

    • @Nelekets
      @Nelekets 8 лет назад +9

      +Frame 313 Do you see that "comedy central" logo on the bottom? It's not that easy to miss....means this was on TV. It was censored on TV. Don't say it like the uploader did it..... like seriously, have you never watched TV before?

    • @frame3139
      @frame3139 8 лет назад +35

      Nelekets
      like fucking relax.........I didn't notice it, a full paragraph pointing out what I didn't see, holy shit. OBTW I'm BLIND.

    • @funyun
      @funyun 8 лет назад +12

      +Nelekets why are you making fun of a blind person, shame, shame, shame....

    • @kevsta67
      @kevsta67 8 лет назад +13

      +Frame 313 hahahahaaa that chick is the kind of girl bill was talking about in this clip !

  • @Omari1125
    @Omari1125 9 лет назад +846

    "Hurry up and get your self a couple hours before she bounces off some thing else"...lol. EPIC

  • @scorpionz44
    @scorpionz44 10 лет назад +812

    i love bill, he takes standard stuff we all deal with but makes a story in a way no one has thot of before, hilarious

    • @MandenTV
      @MandenTV 6 лет назад +45

      Daniel Chachanashvili you said "thot" before all those retards thought it was a great word to use

    • @seanmetal4138
      @seanmetal4138 6 лет назад +1

      Well said!

    • @lagroad
      @lagroad 6 лет назад +9

      throw back to when i used to type thot and everyone knew i meant thought.

    • @ultimate0706
      @ultimate0706 6 лет назад +44

      This has to be the most hilarious typo ever

    • @captainsquids2792
      @captainsquids2792 2 года назад

      You know, I'm pretty sure you can fix it

  • @HybridEnergy
    @HybridEnergy 9 лет назад +136

    Bull Burr is magic. Love his comedy.

  • @mssashalaiowns
    @mssashalaiowns 13 лет назад +39

    "They don't even have the decency to run away" Haha! I love this guy!

  • @SFGal9
    @SFGal9 13 лет назад +192

    Comedy is your therapy, Bill, and you and we benefit from it. Thank you for the laughs and the honesty.

  • @AldermanFredCDavis
    @AldermanFredCDavis 10 лет назад +202

    Bill Burr is one of my 'Top 5' favorite comedians of all time.

  • @Somegoy
    @Somegoy Год назад +13

    It's crazy how much he's changed from this set. But how he's also continued to evolve and still be funny with a different perspective

  • @TOTCD
    @TOTCD 9 лет назад +2262

    Yet he gave in and got married.
    Another brave soul lost.

    • @amogaverojr
      @amogaverojr 9 лет назад +70

      TOTCD he didn't get traditionally or legally married, just in practice

    • @TOTCD
      @TOTCD 9 лет назад +6

      Anthony Mogavero how exactly do you mean?

    • @amogaverojr
      @amogaverojr 9 лет назад +213

      He did not legally get married. He stated that he didn't sign any documents or go through a typical wedding. Bill and Nia are "married" only in practice.

    • @TOTCD
      @TOTCD 9 лет назад +122

      Anthony Mogavero Damn. So he didn't sell out. I'm going to research it.

    • @Netherwolf6100
      @Netherwolf6100 9 лет назад +228

      TOTCD think of it like this, you find someone, settle down, live in the same place, sleep together, eat together, argue, complain with each other, but there's no ceremony, no rings, no white dress, no wasted thousands of dollars, and no devorce 10+ years down the line

  • @reidflemming8458
    @reidflemming8458 2 года назад +48

    This is my favorite Bill Burr segment. Cracks me up every time.

  • @Stogie2112
    @Stogie2112 Год назад +10

    Even without the “bad words”, he’s still hilarious. He doesn’t need any profanity. He’s brilliant.

  • @ericorr3461
    @ericorr3461 5 лет назад +138

    I love the introspection he talks about in the first minute. Those solitary "see what happens" thoughts are real in single people. Doctors and psychologists should listen. This is real behavioral evolution.

    • @BuffaloSpring
      @BuffaloSpring 2 года назад +2

      Is there a word for it? It's how I've felt lately lol

    • @ShadowGaro
      @ShadowGaro 2 года назад +9

      It's called having nothing to lose. Dangerous but also liberating 👍

    • @BuffaloSpring
      @BuffaloSpring 2 года назад +9

      @@ShadowGaro it is damn liberating

    • @peachystonerlol
      @peachystonerlol Год назад

      lonely*

  • @jamesc4196
    @jamesc4196 8 лет назад +15

    "I like corvettes" HAHA so subtle and great

  • @supastar25
    @supastar25 8 лет назад +48

    Bill Burr's the shit...hilarious dude

  • @angelbythewings
    @angelbythewings 2 года назад +19

    Bill is the reason i am still single. Every word that comes out of him is true 😂😂

    • @keithparks7598
      @keithparks7598 2 года назад

      Every guy I know hates their girls deep down

    • @carltonreese4854
      @carltonreese4854 2 года назад

      You sure it has nothing to do with your avatar?

    • @angelbythewings
      @angelbythewings 2 года назад

      @@carltonreese4854 lol, maybe !

  • @jdbgq1
    @jdbgq1 9 лет назад +143

    Bill Burr for president! I've watched most of his stand up and I couldn't agree with this guy more.

    • @drjojo5551
      @drjojo5551 Год назад

      Why do you hate Bill?? Why would you wish the presidency on him??

  • @edwardblodgett605
    @edwardblodgett605 2 года назад +4

    She yelled equality, and then Bill punched her in the face! Lol

  • @johnnyzed2919
    @johnnyzed2919 8 лет назад +14

    Goddam bill burr is a genius. I'm envious of him. Like every great comedian he takes everyday things and everyday issues and brings out the obvious insanity and hypocrisy in them but does it like no other comedian has done.

  • @wavyamar
    @wavyamar 7 лет назад +16

    I love watching this now cause Bill is married with a daughter. In a weird way this sketch turned inspirational

  • @combatboots3517
    @combatboots3517 8 лет назад +36

    on the one hand, he's right. but on the other I'd love to be a dad and teach my kids everything I know.
    *sigh*

    • @ShortFingeredShreder
      @ShortFingeredShreder 7 лет назад +9

      Take the middle road: be the cool uncle.

    • @-wenschow907
      @-wenschow907 7 лет назад

      Well, I have sisters so that would be twice as awkward in my case... can't be THAT kind of uncle, now, can I? lol

    • @Terathor1
      @Terathor1 7 лет назад

      I feel the complete same way. It drives me nuts

  • @Falcrist
    @Falcrist 11 лет назад +21

    Bill Burr and Louis C. K. need to do a special together!

  • @albertliu7103
    @albertliu7103 6 лет назад +133

    Just a very serious note here, I'm no therapist but I was a deputy head of counselling in my high school (20 now) and a mentor for two kids ages 13-14. I successfully mentored the first kid, but didn't for the second as he kept ditching me towards the last 6 weeks of school..
    Anyhow, I think the reason why he's having a hard time talking to a therapist (not because of emotions) is because his life is a constant comedy show. He constantly takes it as a performance of comedy when he's talking to someone hence why it's hard to things off his chest. This is quite notable if you watch a couple of his comedy talks (they're brilliant), a lot of them have to do with women and relationships. It seems to me that his audience is his therapy, his way of getting things off his chest.

    • @ryanmccue8180
      @ryanmccue8180 5 лет назад +8

      All I can say if you enjoyed it in high school And you are here analyzing a hilarious comic one of my favorites you should train those skills and do something with the ability you enjoy!

    • @someguy9496
      @someguy9496 2 года назад +18

      Armchair psychologist

    • @-Believeinyourself-
      @-Believeinyourself- 2 года назад

      @@someguy9496 armchair ghandi

    • @JoeMama-ke1so
      @JoeMama-ke1so 2 года назад

      The money has nothing to do with it. He has said comedy is what he lives to do.

    • @fernandovargasmejia8512
      @fernandovargasmejia8512 2 года назад

      Duh
      Welcome to Stand-Up Comedy

  • @derekanderson3723
    @derekanderson3723 10 лет назад +41

    worthy of a suplex. priceless

    • @marcelo06
      @marcelo06 9 лет назад +2

      haha yeah I loved that part!!!

  • @kays2720
    @kays2720 7 лет назад +37

    I was eating a muffin while watching this. I choked and am now dead.

  • @elliotthedissident6077
    @elliotthedissident6077 8 лет назад +187

    I like a woman who can laugh at this.

    • @stephaniemac4637
      @stephaniemac4637 6 лет назад +21

      Esoteric Eclipse I like him because he is fearless. He doesn’t cater to the PC bullshit.

    • @lucasjordan8105
      @lucasjordan8105 5 лет назад +14

      I don’t. Those who do, say it’s true and instead of changing they laugh it off.

    • @LL-ow1qt
      @LL-ow1qt 5 лет назад +3

      I do (I'm a woman) because it's true :D

    • @debbiescott5515
      @debbiescott5515 Год назад

      Hahaha thus guy is great 😅

  • @darkhawk1979
    @darkhawk1979 6 лет назад +5

    "Hey that's kind of funny, right?"
    "No, no, that's really horrific!"
    I'm in fucking tears!

  • @dandybrandy451
    @dandybrandy451 7 лет назад +7

    She lights your clothes on fire "TA-DA! I did that shit!" Oh my god and the robot just marching to the picnic, jesus I was dying.

  • @SuzSeptember
    @SuzSeptember 11 лет назад +9

    Watching this video over again it is even funnier. Bill is hilarious!

  • @smegweevil
    @smegweevil 12 лет назад +10

    Tears coming out, shaking with laughter. Terrific stuff!

  • @jameswhite5720
    @jameswhite5720 6 лет назад +58

    I'm that old creepy single guy hanging out in a bar. Beats being married.

    • @sebastienbechard798
      @sebastienbechard798 5 лет назад +1

      How do you know?? ..you never been married!! Unless you are divorced and that means that you failed miserably and deserved to be that old creepy guy..

    • @maestroadam
      @maestroadam 2 года назад +9

      @@sebastienbechard798 someone sounds a little jealous ;)

    • @sebastienbechard798
      @sebastienbechard798 2 года назад +2

      @@maestroadam Ask Bill if he would trade Nia for the single life again... lol if you're jealous of that guy, it means that you failed in your marriage and you should rethink your life..

    • @pawemaliszewski9324
      @pawemaliszewski9324 2 года назад +4

      @@sebastienbechard798 Ok, we will ask Bill in ten years. You seem to believe Nia is "special" and "not like those other girls".
      Bill is acting on stage. It is his act that is suppose to be funny and make everyone laugh. You don't know him or Nia.

  • @arkyaker2036
    @arkyaker2036 8 лет назад +11

    I have seen almost all of this guys videos and there was never anything that he has ever said where I disagreed with him. This dude is awesome!

  • @chrono643
    @chrono643 13 лет назад +24

    Bill Burr is great. To those who like his stand-up, give his monday morning podcast a listen if you haven't already.

  • @djwild4506
    @djwild4506 5 лет назад +12

    maaan. i think this dude is one of the best stand ups ever. this dude makes me laugh every night ,thx man haha. awesome

  • @SypherGamingNetwork
    @SypherGamingNetwork 11 лет назад +3

    this guy has got charisma man hes got that cadence man, i love this!

  • @breydonkokas6778
    @breydonkokas6778 6 лет назад +3

    The fucking robot analogy had me crying 😂

  • @SweeneyBourque
    @SweeneyBourque 5 лет назад +11

    Everyone is laughing but hes being dead serious

  • @jose14629
    @jose14629 7 лет назад +6

    The robot impression of a womans way of being is priceless!

  • @djn00nan
    @djn00nan 13 лет назад +63

    the erosion part is sssooo true, i just pray i can find the happy medium between sleeping alone and having my soul crushed and nagged on a daily basis

    • @racso5628
      @racso5628 2 года назад +8

      Were you able to find that medium?

    • @jacksonhernandez8970
      @jacksonhernandez8970 2 года назад +3

      Doubt it 😂

    • @TRINZINI
      @TRINZINI 2 года назад +4

      Don't give up ! I'm 58, and after a string of crazy exes and one marriage from hell, I have found "the One" (10 years of bliss so far :)

    • @TheIndieGamesNL
      @TheIndieGamesNL 2 года назад +1

      Seems like an impossible feat

    • @myatreethe9222
      @myatreethe9222 2 года назад

      so dramatic

  • @betterthanbrad
    @betterthanbrad 10 лет назад +611

    what's with the beep ? We're not ten year olds?

    • @benegan1217
      @benegan1217 10 лет назад +92

      apparently you are since you put a ? at the end of a statement.

    • @oh_heeeyyy
      @oh_heeeyyy 10 лет назад +34

      ben egan rekt

    • @LuisRivera-wh9ps
      @LuisRivera-wh9ps 10 лет назад

      specialdefect Idiot

    • @oh_heeeyyy
      @oh_heeeyyy 10 лет назад +27

      Luis Rivera Chill, pendejo.

    • @swarmk5809
      @swarmk5809 9 лет назад +12

      ***** Or maybe this was on Comedy Central?

  • @chopperking1967
    @chopperking1967 5 лет назад +19

    Notice how it is the women busting a gut laughing. All the dudes are sobbing, 'cause the reality is like a slow squeeze, simultaneously on their head and nuts.

  • @spamwagon
    @spamwagon 7 лет назад +3

    Man, would I just love to have a beer with this guy...

  • @Monkey80llx
    @Monkey80llx 2 года назад +4

    If i had a dollar for every time Bill has ever said ‘ya know..’

  • @Amundstvoll
    @Amundstvoll 12 лет назад +3

    I know stories like that too, but things like this doesn't happen to most people. Domestic violence also "run in families", and it's something to think about.

  • @user-uh6lm5wv6n
    @user-uh6lm5wv6n Год назад

    Lol what else can you say other than he is brilliant. Seriously, what a skillset he has for describing everyrhing perfectly and relatable, but also using a single line or word to depict an enture image. The "I like corvettes" immwdiatly after "maybe this is who I am" killed me LMAO

  • @nottheonlysinner
    @nottheonlysinner 12 лет назад +4

    This is what I'm saying: If you are with someone in a healthy relationship, and you have a child one of the parents should stay home with that child until it can go to school. You should not have a child and then have a stranger watch it. If she wants to stay fine...if he wants to stay fine...

  • @theremixphilly
    @theremixphilly 12 лет назад +2

    I love this guy so damn much-- LOL! him- Carlin- Louis CK - Harland Williams. Funniest ever.

  • @kmarzfg
    @kmarzfg 9 лет назад +15

    THis reminds me of my mom

  • @igi-chan
    @igi-chan 2 года назад

    RELENTLESS!!! 🤣
    The “Lets go on a picnic” one IS TRUE!!!!

  • @patrickharris9487
    @patrickharris9487 11 лет назад +14

    (2/2)
    I've seen groups of girls who are close friends acting like BFFs and then when one leave's it's "omg did you see the dress she was wearing?? what a slut lol"
    Women live in this social bubble where image and reputation rule the land and if they feel they have a reason they may try to ruin your reputation by for example saying you abused them.....cont.

    • @theotherguy5516
      @theotherguy5516 2 года назад

      And, now, all these years, your comment illustrates why we are in such a mess as a society -- women got all the power and decided to ruin our society with their aversion to rational behaviour.

    • @theotherguy5516
      @theotherguy5516 Год назад

      @@laurendixon278 I don't remember what I was thinking at the time I wrote that, to be honest. Given the OP's comment and my response, I suspect I was thinking of the malignant effect of social media on our culture, and how a distinctly feminine sensibility (the dysfunctional side of that sensibility, I hasten to add) has caused great harm, The rise of social media -- a tool which makes social shaming, expulsion, guilt-tripping, groupthink enforcement, and the promulgation of nasty rumours vastly easier -- intersects with women rising in social and economic power.

  • @heatherwilde34
    @heatherwilde34 11 лет назад

    Bill Burr is the king!!!!!!!!!!

  • @kdeloris2225
    @kdeloris2225 8 лет назад +34

    How do you stay married slam your head into a door and put yourself in a coma I fucking died laughing. Omg

  • @negropanthera6573
    @negropanthera6573 7 лет назад +1

    this guy here, is one funny FUCKING guy. I mean, I never laugh this FUCKING hard at just about everything he says. absolutely the funniest guy out.

  • @captainAUBS
    @captainAUBS 10 лет назад +124

    WARNING: pointless argument below..

    • @razz0104
      @razz0104 10 лет назад +5

      ***** Those arguments should be compiled and analyze before it is made into an award winning paper.

    • @pesmerga4862
      @pesmerga4862 7 лет назад +1

      captainAUBS vegeta is FAR superior to goku!

    • @AxelCross
      @AxelCross 7 лет назад +3

      ur a fukkin clown if you think vegeta is stronger. Hes always one step behind Kakarot he even says so himself

    • @lamarjackson2768
      @lamarjackson2768 6 лет назад +4

      AxelStacks Are u fucking Delusional vegeta is way stronger than kakarot

    • @gitbint
      @gitbint 6 лет назад

      Token "I agree with the author of this comment. One hunnid p'cent." Comment.

  • @KaliBhakta1
    @KaliBhakta1 12 лет назад +1

    From the same source:
    Dr. Jennifer Langhinrichsen-Rohling of the University of South Alabama says that as she and other researchers grappled with this research, “Every time we tried to say that women’s intimate partner abuse is different than men’s, the evidence did not support it.”
    According to Dr. Donald Dutton, author of Rethinking Domestic Violence, research shows that domestic violence is actually more common in lesbian relationships than in heterosexual relationships.(comment continued)

  • @paulh7589
    @paulh7589 6 лет назад +4

    I told my married self I would try to not laugh.......I lost. This is hilarious! They are all the same.

  • @Ameeranasser83
    @Ameeranasser83 7 лет назад +1

    I fucking love this guy!!!

  • @ferise1
    @ferise1 12 лет назад +7

    It's a shame, for him, that he's such a perfectionist, because he could let the laughs last a bit longer and milk it WAAAAAY more than he currently does.

  • @picks_1993
    @picks_1993 2 года назад

    0:24 “Red chest hair hanging out.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @johannhowitzer
    @johannhowitzer 11 лет назад +5

    Thank you for being a woman and saying this.

  • @Amrelee
    @Amrelee 12 лет назад +20

    This guy is fiiinnnneeee. I have a son and he's been told that if a boy hits him he should hit him back. But if a girl hits him, he should hit her harder then next time she will learn, just like the boy will learn.
    I grew up with a brother and learnt fairly early on that if i hit him, he was gonna hit me back lol. That's was the job done tho and Id never lift my hand to hit anyone, male or female.

  • @KaliBhakta1
    @KaliBhakta1 12 лет назад +3

    According to the researchers, “[H]alf of [violent relationships] were reciprocally violent. In non-reciprocally violent relationships, women were the perpetrators in more than 70% of the cases.” (This study is illustrated in the diagram below from the Psychiatric News, 8/3/07)."

  • @torachan23
    @torachan23 9 лет назад +828

    Yet women claim to want equality.
    Ridiculous.

    • @seroccoprime2774
      @seroccoprime2774 9 лет назад +36

      Tora Chan Don't generalize women. You can say that about feminists, but saying women, period, as if they are some monolithic entity, is disingenuous.

    • @blankxx0009
      @blankxx0009 9 лет назад +148

      Women are feminists and claim "all men are..." Yet dont like it when that statement comes from a man?

    • @megamuffin3900
      @megamuffin3900 9 лет назад +23

      +Anthony Serocco Oh don't say all women want equality because some don't. Thats what we're f*cking saying. Some do some don't. He's saying that they claim. What if you came up to some girl and said do you want equality do you think they would be like "no lol"

    • @XYZLMNOP
      @XYZLMNOP 5 лет назад +3

      @@seroccoprime2774 then why aren't women picketing and fighting against lop sided legalities, which favor women more? It's the same reason you don't see Muslims protesting openly against Jihadists..

    • @Testingthisname
      @Testingthisname 2 года назад

      equality is overrated for that reason
      women should go back to their original roles

  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 2 года назад +5

    I crossed that line and didn't realize it until my committed friends basically stopped inviting me around because I wasn't burdened by the need to measure my words. Or worse, checking their women in a way they can't.

  • @mendezmelodyman6309
    @mendezmelodyman6309 5 лет назад +1

    Comedy at its best with multiple moments of Brilliance! I hope/ think will
    In the future will be considered among the greats !

  • @joeblues2000
    @joeblues2000 8 лет назад +7

    Red Pill Man!!

  • @lukerogers3672
    @lukerogers3672 8 лет назад

    Idk how i'm just watching Bill......DYING

  • @therealMrA
    @therealMrA 10 лет назад +58

    Assh***
    These censors make no fucking sense.

    • @therealMrA
      @therealMrA 9 лет назад +9

      "Decent people shouldn't be here. They'd be happier someplace else."
      - Jack Nicholson as "Jack Napier," 1989

    • @atmaillumina
      @atmaillumina 6 лет назад

      I find it ironic that your statement about censorship is censored lol

    • @boogersincoffee
      @boogersincoffee 6 лет назад

      Andrew A no fuck*ng sense indeed

  • @Dynioglowy1986
    @Dynioglowy1986 5 лет назад +1

    sometimes when im upset i watch this video and cant stop laughing....
    Taa taa ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta....

  • @WestchesterNYMilton
    @WestchesterNYMilton 7 лет назад +10

    "Susan did this....". ROFL!

  • @sharonmax6968
    @sharonmax6968 6 лет назад +2

    He’s telling the truth tho lol hilarious

  • @mrniceguy3344
    @mrniceguy3344 8 лет назад +37

    RIP Bill Burr. 1968-2013.

  • @stranger1629
    @stranger1629 2 года назад +1

    Bill burr is best shitpost-comedian ever

  • @havingfun1968
    @havingfun1968 6 лет назад +34

    I believe once you STAY single too long, you will NOT or CANNOT get married EVER.

    • @TRINZINI
      @TRINZINI 2 года назад +2

      Hmmm ... I stretched it until i was 45 and then got married. (Probably for the EXACT reason he mentioned : didn't want to turn into that creepy old single guy in the bar ;)

    • @danny5357
      @danny5357 2 года назад +1

      I can't FIGURE out why YOU'RE capitalizing RANDOM words. PROBABLY a mild FORM of TOURETTE'S.

    • @klahowya32
      @klahowya32 2 года назад

      @@danny5357 it's called emphasis, go 'head and learns yaself

  • @sebastianrutkowski7316
    @sebastianrutkowski7316 2 года назад +1

    spot on and pure genius.

  • @goatsinker347
    @goatsinker347 2 года назад +5

    Thank God i'm in a country where prostitution is legal, and the girls are medically checked twice a week. Here (in my country) there is zero need to have a "live in" woman. And there are so many girls here who will do your laundry and clean your house for what i would classify as peanuts. Telling you man! My life as a single middle aged man is fantastic. I have so much money (because i get to keep it, instead of loosing it to a "wife,") that i can have my Harleys, my Bostonwhalers, and nice house..... You American men need to come to the Dutch Caribbean! Leave your crappy spouses in your USA.

  • @bubasa87
    @bubasa87 13 лет назад +1

    He speaks the truth.

  • @RafaelLSmith
    @RafaelLSmith 12 лет назад +25

    this is the complete opposite to my experience, I have never in my life experienced a girl feeling guilty, Girls attempt to destroy the male ego, in the most cruel and vindictive ways. to me it just feels like most men are just having a laugh and there is no cruel intention...I guess I feel this way as I am a man. It just comes down to perceptions, just because you think someone is cruel it doesn't mean they are.

    • @pawemaliszewski9324
      @pawemaliszewski9324 2 года назад +5

      I feel You brother. Most men know irony, sarcasm or just braking each others balls without any ill intentions behind it. We do it to each other every single day.
      Make fun of a woman and she has to respond with something cruel or malicious.

    • @pawemaliszewski9324
      @pawemaliszewski9324 Год назад

      @@laurendixon278 You just proved my point dumbo

  • @doublei7503
    @doublei7503 7 лет назад

    Bill burr is a like a comedy God, dude is great comedian. fuck yea..

  • @SoniaSephia
    @SoniaSephia 10 лет назад +6

    Paul Elam should have this video on Voice for Men

  • @PS41263
    @PS41263 2 года назад +2

    I'm there already! It's so true! I have been single waaay too long. 🤣😂

  • @onee
    @onee 8 лет назад +20

    Could the volume be any lower. I had to put it on max, and I'm wearing fucking headphones.

    • @leesawford
      @leesawford 8 лет назад +1

      +onee -I think maybe it's your computer, it's actually quite loud

    • @onee
      @onee 8 лет назад +3

      +elijah pink I hear it, but I have to put my volume at 50 to hear the same amount of volume I normally hear on 10.

    • @alexakl6445
      @alexakl6445 8 лет назад +2

      +onee I agree - I had to do the same.

    • @elchucofried5683
      @elchucofried5683 8 лет назад

      +onee
      same

    • @elchucofried5683
      @elchucofried5683 8 лет назад

      +onee
      I'm on my phone tho

  • @decfitch
    @decfitch 2 года назад

    1:15 a few hurt men started clapping and no one joined 😂😭

  • @jafmoveez2446
    @jafmoveez2446 5 лет назад +10

    I've had women throw digs, hit below the belt, & physically assault me, knowing I wouldn't do anything. They want to be equals....YEAH RIGHT

    • @TRINZINI
      @TRINZINI 2 года назад +3

      My solution : get it off your chest when you're driving with her on a long stretch of isolated road. She can't get out, and you can tell her pretty much all you want without her just conveniently "leaving the room". (PLUS she won't be able to play the "if he raises his voice, all the neighbours will hear and will think HE's the psycho" card)

    • @nathanoher4865
      @nathanoher4865 2 года назад +2

      @@TRINZINI Nope. Heard a story about some woman grabbing the wheel to get them into an accident. If it’s an option, even theoretically, she’ll go for it without using any better judgment. As long as she’s in control she doesn’t care what the consequences are to others or herself

  • @Amundstvoll
    @Amundstvoll 12 лет назад +1

    Woman have to choose the father.
    On another judge judy, a 21 year old guy had about 10 kids below 2 years old, with about 5 different women (he didn't know, or at least he didn't say).
    You can't say that these women are not to blame for that...

  • @osaka248
    @osaka248 9 лет назад +54

    He looks like Billy Corgan.

  • @travisdorsey139
    @travisdorsey139 7 лет назад

    Truer words have never been spoken

  • @themonkeyhand
    @themonkeyhand 2 года назад +3

    Damn Bill, I already crossed that line and just say it.

  • @ramiroorozco8974
    @ramiroorozco8974 7 лет назад

    Incredible performance

  • @crazyuncleronpaul
    @crazyuncleronpaul 12 лет назад +8

    So true....women get pretty awesome around 35 - 40 and just keep getting better. I can't be in the same room with a girl under 30 without wanting to punch them.

    • @TRINZINI
      @TRINZINI 2 года назад +2

      ABSOLUTELY ! The reason I just can't understand 50 year old guys who hook up with 20 somethings. Like Dude, how can you listen to her self-centered crap more than 10 minutes ??!!!

  • @djahriman
    @djahriman 7 лет назад +12

    Almost a Billy Corgan doppleganger :P

  • @myrtlepalmwasher
    @myrtlepalmwasher 12 лет назад +6

    Remember: It is no measure of mental health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
    We must choose carefully who we let into our inner circles, to take full responsibility for what we help create in our lives.
    As a man I have had to learn to be true to what I consider "responsible" and "respectful", NOT to look at the 'norm' or compare myself to Charlie Sheen. Heck, I could be much nicer than him and still be a complete ass.
    Again, sorry to butt in. Just wanted to say "aim higher".

  • @elinoorani18
    @elinoorani18 Год назад

    “Every now and then you gotta give her a nice schlap”!

  • @BootyBot
    @BootyBot 11 лет назад +3

    it's pretty much common knowledge that while you're on a cycle of steroids, your fuse gets shortened.
    Some people are better than others at handling it, some aren't. I can tell you from firsthand experience that it can cause moodswings and makes you more easily irritated, and I didn't even do that heavy of a cycle.
    Let's not pretend the term roid rage doesn't exist. If elevated testosterone doesn't promote aggression, powerlifters and pro fighters wouldn't bother using androgenic compounds.

  • @TransAmBicycleTour
    @TransAmBicycleTour 12 лет назад

    Billy Corrigan is hilarious!

  • @IndependentGeorge76
    @IndependentGeorge76 11 лет назад +5

    the beeping out of a comic's act due to swear words is one of the most ridiculous acts of twattery out there.

  • @acdcfan6
    @acdcfan6 11 лет назад

    I completely agree. If women want to be equal in the workplace then it will mean the death of chivalry.

  • @MontyQueues
    @MontyQueues 7 лет назад +77

    there are no benefits for men to get married - tom leykis

    • @Maya33777
      @Maya33777 5 лет назад +1

      There are more benefits to man getting married than to a woman.

    • @dargamar
      @dargamar 5 лет назад +24

      @@Maya33777Name them.

    • @chriskelly509
      @chriskelly509 5 лет назад

      Amen...

    • @theshion005
      @theshion005 5 лет назад

      @@dargamar Married men are healthier and live longer.

    • @dargamar
      @dargamar 5 лет назад +18

      @@theshion005 Castrated cats also live longer.

  • @itismeagain3907
    @itismeagain3907 5 лет назад

    I AM DYING OFF OF THIS RIGHT NOW!!!