Tenacious D - Beelzeboss *LIVE*

From the Complete Masterworks Volume 2
Lyrics:
..::Gay Devil::..
I am complete!
..::KG&JB::..
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
..::Gay Devil::..
Yes you are fucked! Shit out of luck!
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck!
This world will be mine, and you're first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
..::JB::..
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You muthafucka'!
We challenge you, to a rock-off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off.
..::Gay Devil::..
Fuck! Föck! Fuck!
The Demon Code prevents me,
From declining a rock-off challenge.
What are your terms? What is the ca-ha-hatch?
..::JB::..
If we win, you must sent me and Rage Kage back to Earth.
And also you will have to pay our rent...
..::Gay Devil::..
And what if I win?
..::JB::..
Then you can take Kage down to Double Hell...
..::KG::..
What?
..::JB::..
Trust me Kage, its the only way.
..::JB::..
...To be your little bitch.
..::Gay Devil::..
Fine!
Let the rock off, begin!
I'm the devil I love metal!
Check this riff, it's fucking tasty!
I'm the Devil I can do what I want!
Whatever I 'got I'm 'gonna flaunt!
There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost!
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell!
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!
..::JB::..
No! No! Hey, No! C´mon Kage, let´s fight his Music
with our Music!
..::KG::..
There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece.
..::JB::..
Listen to me.
..::KG::..
He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man!
..::JB::..
Goddamn-it Kage!
He 'gonna make you his sex slave, you're 'gonna gargle mayonnaise!Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam!
..::KG::..
Dude, we've been through so much shit...
..::JB::..
Deactivated lasers with my dick!
..::JB&KG::..
Now its time to blow this fucker down!
..::JB::..
C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down.
..::KG::..
I hear you Jabels's, now it's time to blow doors down!
..::JB::..
Light up the stage 'cause its time for a showdown!
..::KG::..
We'll bend you over then we'll take it up brown town!
..::KG&JB::..
Now we've got to blow this fucker down!
..::KG::..
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down.
..::JB::..
C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down!
..::KG::..
Oh, We'll pile drive ya, it's time for the smack down!
..::JB::..
Hey Antichrist-a, Beelzeboss!
We know your weakness, our rocket sauce!
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind!
We will defeat you, for all mankind!
You hold the scepter,
We hold the key!
You are the devil,
We are the D!
We are the D!!
We are the D!!
.........................
..::Gay Devil::..
You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin
with me!
..::JB::..
No!
..::Gay Devil::..
Taste my lightning, motherfuckers!
Ow! Fuck!
My Fuckin' horn!
Oh no!
..::JB::..
From whence you came, you shall remain,
until you are, complete again!
..::Gay Devil::..
Nooooooo!
Fuck you Kage, and Fuck you Jables!
I'll get you, Tenacious D!