You Can’t Con a Con Artist If You’re Also a Con Artist - Key & Peele
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- Опубликовано: 20 окт 2019
- Two con artists attempt to out-con each other.
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It's like watching 2 NPC characters trigger each other's dialogue options.
W
Perfect description 😂
So, two leftists having a conversation?
@@herpderp1662you're right, but only because if they were right wingers they would only be talking about conspiracy theories and asking people to join their cult.
@@j.r.millstone I assure you, everyone who is a conservative is one under their own volition. Everyone who is a liberal is ether mentally challenged, naive, or persuaded by the promise of free shit at others expense. And speaking of conspiracy theories.... how did russia gate work out for ya? How about Cavanaugh? Impeachment based on fairytales? careful with those stones in that glass house....
When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
@No Faith nothing original
Dark Knight - I see you're a man of culture
They relent.
@No Faith Are you telling me you've never seen The Dark Knight?
When an immovable force meets an unstoppable object.
I've never once been addressed as "Big Man" by somebody who wasn't trying to rip me off.
This sketch is canon.
"Boss" comes close.
The smart ones don't even have to open with that. They'll either look at the way you carry yourself and dress, or they'll gesture to you in a panic then once they get your attention, start the griff
@@allanfifield8256Only in America. In India, that's just the default address to people by service workers, especially drivers. "Sir" is the other one.
lol just say the sketch is fire or blowing up but don’t say Canon! What is this the 1700s lol
@@elkwyredo you not know what the word means 🤨
The sad part is how often I deal with interactions like this, and just how spot on they nailed it.
The true sad part is how youve never helped any of them
@@ShinzoUchihaX The sad part is they exist.
@@RoachDogg_JR that YOU exist
@@ShinzoUchihaX aren't these guys just beggars that won't stop talking?
@@Username-2 whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep
" I'm on my 9th purchase apparently and you can't fake that.." 😂😂😂
I loved the "apparently" 😂
The overflow of details😂😂
Dominique no joke I read this word for word right as the video got there
Dominique you get a 10 oz yogurt for that
Lol apparently
RUclips is literally the parking lot and those annoying "billionaire courses" ads are the "hey yo big man"
This is so true and the comment is underrated people just don’t like hearing the truth
Not literally
wow could not explain better my brother, only the ads are way worse than them
If this aint the truth
MVP RUclips comment right here...
i like when they both go thru their stolen wallets trying to convince the other they're legit
@@GhostWatcher2024 That's exactly what I was going to point out 😄 hilarious, subtle detail. Love this duo.
I especially love how they nail the curious hyper-articulate patter of a con man. It's some fascinating mash-up of high school debate champion with amphetamines.
It's prison culture. If you notice a lot of people when they go to jail become really articulate because they start reading a lot just to kill the time, so their vocabulary increases significantly. I like the fact that k and p have picked up on this
Indubitably
@@tomjordan6092 One of the most insightful comments I've prolly ever read on RUclips lmao
@@tomjordan6092This tracks with David Alan Grier’s character in Don’t Be a menace to South central
It's because they are the high school debate champion with a Adderall problem
You know he’s a pro when he puts his finger over the id picture
LOL i didn't notice that
Plus the first guy's ID was a "state identification card" and the other's was an Employee ID. Neither are driver's licenses lmao
True indeed
But he can be a perfect con and still his ID pic...
Mosskyn State ID is still a valid form of Id for anything you would need a license for
The most identifiable trait of a con artist is that they will tell you their whole life story before you are even able to respond to their first question.
Noticed how the same goes for a lot of those internet gurus, be it fitness, self-help or any other kind of life improvement?
I be like bruh I know you lying the whole time stop talking
I remember my first real time with a con artist, I was just going to give him some change without needing to hear the full story, he gives me his whole employment history and a story about his dog.
Also they only blink every 45-60mins...just saying if you're conning your wipers ain't moving too often
#truuuu
I legit LOLed at @1:35 when Jordan goes "She got moon dust in her lungs" & Key seamlessly responds with "That's never good. That's never good." Fking amazing 😂😂😂
"We don't want that."
My favourite bit too, and it's absolutely true....moon dust really is terrible stuff to inhale!
I've watched this episode so many times, everything about it is perfect. The mannerisms, the shadiness, the way they try to outdo each other, the lines, all of it. This is just comedic genius!
Peele is top here. Talented guy
"I'm on my ninth purchase apparently and you can't fake that"
I'm convinced.
Ninth purchase apparently*
@@Christopher-oi9jo You're very cool now congratulations!
🤣🤣🤣
He said "apparently"...which makes it way funnier than what you said.
The actual quote is much better. “You can’t fake that *apparently*”. Like it’s such a transparent lie the man almost trips up saying it.
"Biggest Of Men" is a title I would absolutely want to be called by random strangers.
Biggest of mans no less 😂
😂😄😂😄😂😄
Haha I'm there with you
i say that to my friend but he's super fat and 6"4 so it's legit..
I want that engraved in my tombstone!
"I also have a sposal injury crises on my MIDST as well"...
Haha oh my gosh the timing and delivery is pure genius. Funny line
Kudos to his 5 y/o daughter for sleeping through this entire sketch in this somewhat questionable neighborhood.
I was in downtown dallas last year and I actually had a guy yell out to me "Hey big man" over and over again lol
Train station
Females called out by hustlers get "ay! baby girl" or "chica/mamacita". I'm not even a woman and I get annoyed hearing some hustler or creep shouting it at a woman passing by.
That's the best. Love ignoring them when they do that. They keep repeating it until defeat finally sets in.
West end st paul stations😂😂😂
@LL KK its jus a big ghetto
Man, he’s being financially responsible with that yogurt stamp.
🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's not loco. That's just being cavalier with your finances.
He needs about 8 more punch cards
Each with one stamp in it
I fell for the my car needs gas scam on vacation once. I knew it was a scam when the same guy approached me the next day at the same place with the same exact story. When I angrily said he pulled that yesterday, he proceeded to rip off his shirt and show me surgical staples going down his abdomen yelling he was a sick man.
RIP literally.
Wait hol up! So what did you do?! What… what?! That’s goofy as hell! Did you just leave?
I had a landlord once who refused to turn up for damp problems for 8 months, then when he finally turned up and we confronted him, he did literally the EXACT same thing lifted his shirt and showed me staples on his abdomen, which somehow meant it was fine to ignore all his tenants for nearly a year.
$10 says you were in Florida
@@jamesbridges6502 100$ says it was Dallas TX!! Them fkrs are everywhere there!!!
“Fried her whole head up, burnt both her eyeballs out, she’s gettin’ an eyeball replacement surgery, as we speak.”... Damn, science.
“Hey Biggest of men”
Brandon Myles how the fuck you get over 430 likes in less then 40 min ?
@@bandira1000 Exactly my question 😂
@@bandira1000 742 in 41 minutes
bandira1000 Cos I was just about to comment it as soon as it finished 😂
What he has in his personal immediate possession which allows him to accumulate an influx of likes is a picturized government issued card from ...
His wife was in the construction business, and now she's getting her eyeballs replaced.
*_CONSEQUENCES_*
Whaaat nothing makes sense 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but I guess those are the consequences
@@andrewclaasen1190 oh no, it's a reference to one of their more popular skits, look up consequences by key and peele, you'll get what this means lmao
@@amuzak9063 Thanx I've seen it already died at the end thou ... 🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃
The sad truth is how realistic this sketch is. It’s one thing if you deal with these con during the day, but at night, if you’re caught, DO NOT stop to chat. You continue and/or speed up your action whether that’s going into your car or entering a facility. The ones at night likely has a crew waiting for you if you take them up on their scam backstory. If you didn’t know, now you know.
The best and most professional con job I ever heard was a woman walking around in white pants trying to hustle money from men to buy tampons because she was saying that she felt her menstrual cycle starting at the moment. Needless to say, almost all the men gave her money and got away from her quickly. LMAO
I respect that, because you would never be able to be 100% on if she's bullshitting or not. Killer ruse.
@@jonnylawless6797 speak for yourself I'd ask her to prove it then and there idgaf I need to see where my capital investment's going
I went to a 7 eleven once and the guy outside said he just got out of prison and he needed 20 for diapers. Then when I didn't play, he tried to invite me over to his house across the street to see his baby as proof
@@edd868 i feel bad for laughing at this
That’s the shadiest spot ever to put an ATM machine.
And they probably charge like $5 to use it.
if i ever see an atm in a place like that and i needed to take out money i still would not use it
Furyan Auror Haha. That’s just means you’ve got no where to run if you get jumped.
Furyan Auror Furyan Auror Really? You should have since you are one. Any one that talks shit on the Internet is the biggest one. I don’t need to tell you that. You’re well aware.
@@Christopher25S You're doing it, too. That apparently applies to everyone in this comment thread.
“Right quick”. Classic line of a con that’s about to begin. God, I miss this show. Way too short.
Truth Seek so damn true hahaha
Damn they canceled the show already?
followed often by "now look"
@@charleyhustle5954 its been canceled
@@charleyhustle5954 they cancelled it 4 years ago.
I got scammed this way as a teenager and it's painful in retrospect to see how dumb I was
Everyone gets got at some point. You learn and move on. At least you where willing to give whoever it was the benefit of the doubt, right? Better to get burned than to treat those you meet with jaded cynicism.
Now bigman if I could just get your attention for a second, y'see my daughter is in the hospital and all my money is locked up in this escrow..
Youre still dumb
@@zxt5148 What's wrong with jaded cynicism?
@@loganflatt Though it's important to be skeptical and not fall for anything, you might pass up some great people and opportunities if you only judge and ever take the time to learn and grow. Not saying that everyone you meet is a good person but there are bound to be good people who you'll never get the chance to bond with if you're too close minded.
@@Treeeee2008 That was a joke BTW
Them both looking over their shoulders each time they make a convincing statement is EPIC!!!
This is every person in Times Square.
Facts. I was literally there just yesterday
"What? You don't want to buy my CD? F*ck you, you racist!!" Don't you just love Times Square..
and Hollywood
And the French Quarter
Never been , planning a trip, any advice on this subject. I from the deep South Alabama
"That's an employee ID from Borders Book Store"
Borders went out of business back in 2010 btw
I miss Borders. Used to go there to listen to CDs and for Weekend Storytime when I was 7
@@martinshewfelt1236 I miss Borders too, it had a good atmosphere... I used to go there on weekends and slowly read through a book by memorising which page I'd gotten to bc I couldn't afford to actually buy anything. Guess that tells you why they went out of business 😂
note: there was no library in my town otherwise I definitely would have gone there instead!
awhislyle really?!!!! I still have one in my country
Borders went out of business. My country has one in pretty much every mall
@@evalookwood6470 darn outsourcing!
The amount of times this has happened to me is astounding. Each time you want to believe them and I sincerely do believe them, which is why I’m almost never able to help. If they’re THIS good, it’s nearly always a scam. If they’re stumbling over their words and you can tell they’re embarrassed af (no decent human willingly asks for money from strangers like this) then I’ll give
They just need to put more points in Volition. If you don't get that reference: In Disco Elysium you have an opportunity to beg a significant amount of money from a rich lady. To do so requires a Volition skill check. Literally you have to make yourself do it. The voice in your head berates you, telling you how filthy, smelly, and slovenly you look next to her, and you're about to ask for money. It's a good game, worth checking out.
I have the exact opposite experience. The one time I fell for that kind of scam, she was very young (so was I) and stuttering.
"That is a credit card placeholder you would find in a translucent sleeve in a brand new wallet"
I like how accurately he describes it, like he stole a bunch of wallets so he knows what it is exactly
I love how his finger covered his photo on the ID card 😂
Nidhi r/woooosh
@@MuhammadAli-um3th that wasnt woooosh worthy
@@alan7761 yea that was more deserving of a "no shit"
@@alan7761 how is that not a r/woooosh?
@@tjerk9023 does everyone on RUclips use reddit?
The extremely fake sincerity, and the filthy, but well-groomed looks are what make this sketch so great.
Peele looks like Billy Dee Williams from Batman/Harvey Dent after losing the election for DA.
"fake sincerity"... "filthy well-groomed looks"... ok i gotcha big man
I love how the other guy is wearing a suit whose fit is clearly outdated and ill fitting
If you ever come across a "business opportunity" coming from a guy in a wrinkled, or bad fitting suit, HAUL ASS.
If he doesn't look strikingly well dressed, he's not making much money and looking for a sucker.
Business school 101: Always have a few suits well above your pay grade when cold pitching opportunities in person.
its a documentary, ma men
They have clearly been approached by scammers like this. This is just too accurate (at the beginning.)
Everybody has been approached by scammers like this. I don't even know how many times I've heard the "out of gas" or "need bus fare" lines... the female bums often throw in something about their kids to further pull at the heart strings of those they're trying to get dope money from.
Who hasn t? Of course they know how it happens captain obvious
The part that got me was when he was like “my wife was an astronaut and she’s sick right now because she inhaled a bunch of Moondust” 🤣
“Can I ask you a question, biggest of men?”
*DEAD*
RIP
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Aks you a question
That had me wheezing.
If the sentence starts with “first off this is not a con”, *it’s a con.*
The REALLY SAD thing is that 70%+ of blacks are just like this! #Obamasites
@@baldwinwallace4926 wow 70% of blacks? not African Americans? ...that's a very high percentage for any group can you send useful links?
Tami Bob-Manuel black is preferred being called African American is obnoxious
Baldwin Wallace , I work a tax paying job. What a racist thing to say.
Baldwin Wallace Baldwin is a dumb fucking name
When the other con artist gets slightly suspicious at 1:16 is insanely hilarious 💀
No stranger is that excited to approach you unless they want something.
“I also have a spousal injury crisis ON MY MIDST”
I don’t know why more people aren’t talking about this line. My favorite line of the skit lol
@@gsm5104 mine too...and the way he patted his midsection🤣🤣🤣
@@gsm5104 yeh saem
Yeah that was a great line lol
My favorite line is “full-fledged astronaut”. 🥰
"I'm on my 9th purchase, apparently, and you can't fake that" - ded.
Cloud 9 bro I literally read your comment while I was watching the same line 😭
Free yogurt.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Just go buy a card puncher then all you have to do is buy one yogurt 😂😂😂
he had me when hhe said "why am i playing ill just give you my atm card so you'll know im legit" lol and the look on his face
I hope the IMDB page for this skit has got both the guy at the beginning and end in the credits as 'Big Man'
Peele's raggedy suit!! 🤣
There's a crack head con man in my hood who always forgets he's come to me 100 times with different stories & identities. Now ik I gotta try conning him first
Report back here with the results.
@@penpad5555 I second that
@@penpad5555 he got stabbed and mugged
Turtle Gang OrDie 😆
@@turtlegangordie3059 looks like he got murdered
“can i ask you a question biggest of men ?”
No
*ax
nope, can I AKS YOU a question big man though?
😂😂😂😂
*kweshun
This skit never gets old. The only video you can watch as much as you want and still it will make you smile or laugh. Key and peele are legends, they can get in any character.
This is why ignoring strangers isn’t such a bad thing. I will straight up pretend I didn’t hear someone and play dumb and that seems to work
“She had gotten moon dust in her lungs...”
“that’s never good....that’s never good...”🤣
Cave Johnson can attest to that! 😎
We don't want that
Moon dust or coca fermented in space... still suspicious
💀💀😂
she's gonna invent portals and put her assistant Carlos into a computer.
"That is a credit card placeholder you would find in a translucent sleeve in a brand new wallet" Lol
Lmaooo
Why am I just now understanding what he said after reading this? 🤣😂
Too funny
"I feel that"
IG Playglenthomas BEATS because you are slow
Look, I'm going to say it, K&P are without a doubt the funniest duo in comedy history. Some of the best sketch comedy ever made. I can't even with these guys. Every single sketch...every character...costume...makeup...wig....my god. I don't know whos funnier. Incredible.
They are extremely talented and yes, they produced so many high quality skits. However, their skits are all about exaggerated character traits and such, they follow the same rulebook every time. They are probably the best ever in this sector of comedy, but in the entire history of all of comedy? How do you even compare comedy like K&Ps to something like, let's say, Laurel & Hardy? Or Cheech & Chong?
Yes, it's hard to compare, but we actually can. I've seen a fair amount of L&H, I've seen a lot of C&C, and I've seen a lot of Little Britain, and a lot of K&P. I love film and comedy, and I can form an opinion. It's just mine. My age and where I grew up definitely influences this opinion.
It's like trying to build a 'top five' list of the best comedies of all time. It's so hard! @@Puschit1
Scuse me big man a big man…I watch this one 3x a week for a good laugh 😂
"i'm on my 9th purchase apparently" had me rolling 😂😂
Yeah that part had me rollin😂😂😂😂😂
Right? “Apparently“🤣🤣🤣
you can't fake that
“Apparently” lmao 😂
Carlito.
"she got moondust in her lungs " 😂😂😂
Thats never good
Iss neva good
@@DEM0NIZ3D lmao
And we don’t want that
Yeah she's training to be an astronaut, but has already been to the moon.
This skit is so ridiculously funny. They are fantastic actors. GIVE THEM THEIR FLOWERS!!!!!
"and what are the chances of that?" lmfao priceless
Just know when someone starts with " hey big man", someone is about to get got.
In Charlotte it's always "young blood"
@@paul_warner lol I've heard that one too
that or “my friend”🤣🤣
he hesch mer füüf stutz
The other day I was in my car and some guy knocked on my window and called me "peach fuzz". I had shaved that morning so I looked younger but there were no hairs on my face. I didn't even bother being polite to the guy lol.
“Excuse me Big Man.” “Right Quick, Right Quick.” *“BIGGEST of MAN.” LOL!*
Richie Rich biggest of man had me out
But thats how it really is tho.
Same here😂😂
😂😭😭😭😂😂😂
Hey right quick, Rich Guy LOL
“Fit and conscientious” and stuff 😂🔥🔥💯💯
This is the most accurate portrayal of gas can scammers I’ve ever seen😂
"She burnt both her eyeballs out, she's getting eyeball replacement surgery...as we speak."
The way he said it though, "Ash we spheak."
Wonder how many takes before he could spit that out with a straight face.
@@cptnaizen He definitely didn't say it like that, but okay.
@@cptnaizen clearly you're a Helen Keller
LionHeart
"Okay, impressive."
I like how they joined forces at the end after realizing they were equally matched in power level
I'm not sure they were joining forces, I think they were both trying to get him, they were just using the same schtick. :)
@@lauranolastnamegiven3385 they should just work at a used car dealership lmao
Just happened to be at the same place, at the same time haha
"Next time on Conman Ball Z"
Joining forces only makes them weaker
the vocab is mindbending !!
One of my favorites. So funny with the word play
the “hey big man” is so accurate bruh
jamaica they are all taught by the same master Hahahaha
😂
Ive legitimately been called "Big Guy" and im literally the skinniest person walking down my block like who you fooling?
@@bennychan8775 when you try to con a toddler
"Hey absolute unit of a man"
jamaica it is!! I get approached for gas or money at least once a week and “big man” is always said lmao
"I also have a spousal injury crisis _on my midst_ as well."
under_score idk why this line killed me
Hahahab
They always speak so damn academically, makes it so much more fun
My favorite part! lmao
wth is spousal injury 😂
"123 FIVE!!"
I laughed too hard at that.
2022 and I’m still coming back 😂👏🏾👏🏾
“She got some moon dust in her lungs.”
That’s never good, that’s never good!”
What is moon dust?
Hah when life gives you lemon, burn life’s house down with the lemons.
@@AminNazari666 His wife is an astronaut in training, but somehow, in that training, she went to the moon and got moon dust in her lungs. Incredible. He needs to start a Go Fund Me. Right now. Maybe I'll create one....
For her of course
Bean counters said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair. Did it anyway. Ramps are expensive.
Astronauts don't have health insurance. What a world we live in 😆
"I too have multiple id's crescendoing into this...dadada!" ja ja ja priceless. great dialogue.
The showing IDs is so on point accurate.
The subtle humor of citing his Border's employee ID card when Border's went out of business in... 2011! Priceless!
Also talking about Baley's total fitness which hasn't been big since the 90s.. I don't think it's even around anymore
Ahh! My favorite bookstore 😭😭😭!
He really does work for Borders, on an accounting skeleton crew still wrapping up the books and paperwork ten years later.
also the fact that with both the Border's and the yogurt punch card he's actively reading off of them, he has the pause in his sentence to identify that he "works for Border's bookstore" and he outright says "apparently I'm on my 9nth purchase" like he's unfamiliar with the information.
Hmm. There’s a Border’s five minutes from me. Open, alive, and everything.
The confidence they both have on getting that money is priceless
Thumb over the ID photo, nailed it
After pissing off a scammer on Facebook I ended by linking him this video 😂
This sounds a lot like my uncle who’s always “in between jobs”
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
yikes
I can’t imagine living my life trying to mooch off of honest hard working people, props to your Uncle that can’t be easy
Elijah Gavin Lmao you had me in the first half, not gonna lie
Nothing is more satisfying then watching a Key and Peele video that you’ve never seen before
Only true key and peele fans know this is old
Ha agreed! ruclips.net/video/iv4AGJoTE9E/видео.html
@@azariasangeles1970 He didn't say it was new, he said he hasn't seen it before.
the word is you never get to watch all of them
"Shows you that I stay fit and conscientious and whatnot"... LOL
I laughed so hard on that line 😂
@@johnyjohnyyespapa3104 It's those details that makes these guys stand out ;)
Thanks Key and Peele for still making comedy funny! Much appreciated!
"Well here we are."
"Well here we are. Atm machines that previously I did not know existed."
"Two of them no less."
@Grammarly hey! I’m a Fan of your product. How about a free year of Grammarly?????? ;)
Classssssicccc 😆🤣
Lies again? Air Con Hot Weather
0% nudity
0% money
0% gas
100% "Big-man"
@Gecko Kosai what does original mean?
@Gecko Kosai That's the bitchiest thing I've heard all day
@Gecko Kosai you mean proper English died when 2000s babies were born. Now just low i.q lazy degenerate heathen talk
Bonney Dahlquist not heathen talk! 😱😭😭
Bonney Dahlquist looked at your account... ur like 5 why are u talking
I love how he covers the photo on the id with his thumb at 0:40 as it was probably stolen. The little details in these sketches are amazing!
The chemistry of theses too is amazing .
“MY FAMILY IS IN A FIDUCIARY CRISIS!” 😂
Sorry what does that mean...
@Roy G Biv did you just use they in the way that i think you just used they
that part was funny lmbo
Finance majors get it
baxtyr oof
In Every downtown across America you will find cons like this 😂
You should see Times Square.
They are in Seattle
Check downtown Baltimore
@@thegigadykid1 crazy I just came from there lol. 2 days ago
Resident from Detroit. These guys are spreading everywhere like the Thing.
The sincerity got me 😂
This is how it be anytime I go anywhere 😂😂 love from Spartanburg SC
Seeing a Key and Peele skit you've never seen before is like finding money in your pocket after laundry.
Lol i just found 60 in my pocket i was happy asf
That's so crazy, cause that literally just happened to me, I was doing laundry and found this 70 dollar bill, one of a kind, they stopped making them in 1975. If you want it, it's yours for 200 dollars. Its a 70 dollar bill, but since it's now a collectors item, that's actually a steal.
Unoriginal
even if it's not funny
But not seeing a comment you already saw before .
“My wife got Moon dust in her lungs & whatnot...” 😂😂😂
If your spouse already an astronaut,why bother asking people for money 😂😂😂
impressive
It killed Cave Johnson
test they wear helmets and are on oxygen 😂
@@TheAmacorp right? You know how much money they make? 😁😁😁
“Im on my 9th purchase apparently and you cant fake that” 😂
The best skit ever, what a masterpiece lmaoooo
“Oooooh see, I also have a spousal injury crisis on my midst.”
Adam Malec I didn't
ur ghosts clips are fucked my guy
“I’m with my ninth purchase apparently and you can’t fake that” 😂
🤣
“It’s never good. It’s never good” 😂😂😂
I woke up this morning saying “hey big man” haven’t watched this in at least a year… but had to rewatch and laugh!
Those random ATM’s though just sitting there in the great outdoors.
Shhhh - don’t spook them.
And the same damn thing happens to me every time I try to use one.
“My wife got lunar dust in her lungs”..... “that’s never good”.....”that’s never good”...🤣😂
@Calvin Eastwood might want a word with you
@@burgerfanman I’m not worthy to hold an audience with Calvin Eastwood🤘🌎
He says moon dust
@Alias Fakename 😆
HE ACTUALLY SAID "MOONDUST" NOT "LUNAR DUST" PUT ON YOUR CAPTIONS. LMAO
You know it's good when the most replayed moment is right at the start of the video ^^
It’s the little details, like the constant paranoid looking around
“I also have a spousal injury crisis on my midst as well” 😂😂
@Adrian Justice No he said "midst"
@Adrian Justice Do you know the common phrasing, "in the midst of..."? He's saying it like that, but because they're trying to hide slang behind something that sounds legitimate, they're both incorrectly saying common turns of phrase (i.e. "on the midst")
@@soulthiefmcoc1493 They also say: "in our midst" as in: 'among us'
@@warpnin3 That's exactly what that means, yes. But they're acting like two-bit hustlers, who often incorrectly say common idioms/turns of phrase to sound legitimate. As an aside, this now no longer funny lol
@@soulthiefmcoc1493 Still funny! I love how they try their best to hide their criminal intentions under large amount of mismatched and mixed up idioms!