Awkward Apologies from White People - Key & Peele
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- While out at a bar, two black friends find out just how bad white people feel about America’s history of racism.
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teenage girls when they post a black square on their insta
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@davidbobowski3604 Dude if you're laughing your ass off then just say lmao
@@LordxCurry NONONOONOONONO
@@LordxCurry they could be being sarcastic
Hassan Ansar why u care tho?
They forgot to say "I would've voted for Obama for a third time."
2:55 I think thats what the guy meant when he was walking away and said "Four more years" lmao
Obama deported 3 million people, killed thousands of innocence with drone strikes, and gave trillions of dollars of tax payer money to wall street. Mostly white guys in suits.
Fucking racist liberals voted second term even though he fucked up and lied the first time. Black privilege
@@Skeptic_Tank ikr "king of deportations " is his first name and Obama is his nickname.
@@Skeptic_Tank what do you mean mostly white guys in suits?
"Oh, you're against slavery. What a brave and controversial stance."
I know. White people are always in the wrong, apparently. Racist even when not racist. Lol the anti-white racism is getting pretty stale.
@@Nytephyre lmao what? pls tell me ur sarcastic about "anti-white" racism
@@Nytephyre Oh shut up and spare us the cringe.
@@Nytephyre dude stfu the cringe physically hurts me
Nytephyre you're right. White people just can't get a break! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻
I was the only black kid in my school for so many years and let me tell you: history classes were ALWAYS like this
Lol
Jesus.
Oof that had to have been awkward
@Christopher Gallardo Jr. fuck jesus, fuck god, fuck christianity and fuck religion
@@ubetydelig3065 sounds like someone’s been using Reddit quite a lot lately
"2nd person to leave without their drink" lmao.
Haha he said that so casual, it cracked me up😂
@@KoRnBulleT Very meta
Funniest line in the skit
"20 years ago would've been 1992", 2012 is almost 10 years ago. Damn
stop please. I don't need this.
Time is passing like crazy and i cease to exist..
I remember when everyone thought the world was going to end in 2012.. good times.
Is this skit really 8 years old???
20 years ago from now isnt even in the 90s anymore
They should’ve just said “I’ve seen Get Out 5 times”
I would’ve voted for Obama a 3rd time
Except if you said that to Jordan Peele, he actually would take it as a genuine compliment.
@@cherkovision lol true
Bruh this sketch was shot in 2012, how can they say they watched a 2017 movie 5 times in 2012.
@@rahularoli4579 Lmao
The most important part of this sketch was differentiating who the Lannisters and Baratheons are
One does not simply watch a Key & Peele video without watching another.
Damn your so right one after another
oh boy thats the law of nature i guess
I’m about 2 1/2 hours in
They’re like chips. You can’t have just one
The guy in the meme doing this with his finger 👌🏾
Should have ended with them leaving the bar, and all those people in their cars, one by one locking their doors as they passed.
LMBAO!
Patrick Banks
Love this
Literally LMFAO
That would have made it more realistic.
hell yeah hehe
The sad part is people don't understand this happens in real life
Richard harris what do you mean??We all know this really happens & us normal white ppl are embarrassed by it. They’re called fake outraged liberals. Wht liberals that use blk racism as a prompt to act like they are oppressed.
@unknown page Europeans as a whole were responsible for colonization. Spaniards, English, French etc. Don't act like people asked to be taken from their homes and shipped off to be slaves or wild freakshows for white European nobility, stripped of their nationalities, language, and now that they've made a life here you're telling them to shut up because they dare express that they don't want to be treated in a racist way?
Shut the fuck up.
@unknown page Spaniards are white Europeans
Just listen to the Democratic presidential hopefuls talk about white guilt and male privilege. Hopefully America sees how annoying and fake they are. Either they believe that saying it will help make minorities and females vote for them, which case they are insulting the intelligence of those groups, OR they actually believe it, in which case they all need to step down for being either white or a male.
This is some real shit fr lol
Jordan was 13 in '92 and Keegan was 21. She was actually half right about them not being allowed in the bar
I didn't realize they were that different in age.
nice...
666 likes...
Now I don't know if one looks older or the other younger for his age. 🤔
👏
Gotta love when people try so hard not be racist they become racist
yep, the circle of fucking cringe
@Hillary Clinton Being 'colourblind' isn't nor ever was the answer to fixing racism. Pretending something doesn't exist tends to not fix anything, if you'd believe it. As for perpetuating stereotypes, that isn't the answer either. But an honest look at America's history as well as how racism has impacted marginalized community's development is necessary, but altogether not popular among the 'colourblind' people who'd rather pretend racism ended in 1964.
I wouldn't fault someone for wanting colourblindness to be correct, as it's rather convenient that doing nothing is the answer to fixing countless wrongs commited throughout America's history, and doing something progressive sounds far too hard. No, best to pretend it's not an issue anymore. That'll fix it.
That's US as a whole, unfortunately.
@@Able542 You know, when you're not racist... you really don't see much difference when there's a white or black people near you. It's not pretending something doesn't exist, it is not being a racist scumbag that can't look at black people without thinking about racism or oppression. Get off that moral pedestal, stop preaching that segregating bullshit, it only fuels racism.
The problem is they AREN'T trying to be not racist. They're looking for a glorified "okay" to ease their guilt over being racist and benefiting from privilege. It's usually the type of people who STILL aren't seeing past the color of your skin and decide to project generations of people and literally everyone in exist who doesn't have a skin pigment that could pass for white onto one person. They still aren't having the conversations that need to be had or learning how to deal with bias or even really know what race and racism is. "But hey I apologized to two random people so I'm not a bad person." The worst part is how little I personally care. Humans are meant to be selfish (that's basically how capitalism work), I know if I was born looking a certain way that gave me more opportunities in a particular society I'd just take it. I hate people more when they try to use me to get rid of their guilt than when they just live their life how I honestly would. That isn't to say racism isn't a prevalent problem in society, and if someone is ACTUALLY doing work to improve how society deals with race I do find that commendable. If you're not strong enough in your principles to do that (because I know I wouldn't be had my skin color been different), I literally don't care. Don't make me start caring in the wrong direction by doing the bare minimum to ease your guilt.
Try being Native American lmao, you’ll get shit like “I’m sorry we stole your land”, “Your hair is beautiful”, “Sorry what my people did, Red power, amirite?” “I’m part Cherokee, you know” 🤣🤣🤣
Shii they aint sorry that they took our land. Look where we at now.
King Martin yes bro facts.
"You know, I'm something of a native myself..."
@@tylrdacretor9986 I aint sorry
@@tylrdacretor9986 I don't know about that. We can't change the past, but we can vote for people who will try to atone for it. Really all we can do. Sure we could just give all our money and houses to native americans, but the vast majority of us are just barely getting by in this crazy society too, and even giving our stuff to the descendants of those wronged won't change the past. The only real power most of us have to affect larger changes is to vote for someone who says they will do so...even though more than half the time they are lying...
The most annoying part when people do this is when they try to talk hip or black with you like you’ll give them a reward
I know,! That is sooo cringe!! My husbands friend told me he didnt like to bring him around his black friends because my husband "doesnt know how to talk black" meaning he just acts like himself and my husband is embarrassed to go around his friends black friends because he starts acting like hes been gang banging 300 years talking all different and acting weird...its so awkward.
Should they wash your black feet bigger?
Lady Jay Mac tell him to literally just act like himself. They won’t care
Ivan Osokor bro just shut up....
Lady Jay Mac “gang banging for 300 yrs” 😂😂💀💀💀
I really appreciate them pointing out the absurdity of this white guilt behavior
I never really understood it either. If anything, it just comes off as condescending.
The only white people who feel guilty are the ones who think they are superior for being white...
Lies again? Fly Emirates All Anal
“Second person to not wait for their drink by the way” 😂
I felt like that was adlibbed
People think this a joke but shit like this really happens. Especially that Tribe scene. 😂
My favorite is when I watch someone change their dialect before my very eyes to fit in. That's the quickest way to NOT fit in.
It's like when people REALLY want to make sure that EVERYONE knows they saw "Black Panther" and loved it soooooooo much.
@@christopherhughes9787 I turn it off after 30 min.Movie SUCK.
J Idowu hey guys! White guy here! I didn’t like Black panther. I thought it was just ok. But it didn’t seem to be too preachy, so that was good. How y’all doing?
@@christopherhughes9787 my coworker once thats a huge "Marvel" fan once was talking about Endgame... how all the movies are amazing and he seen all of them.... asked him if he saw Black Panther and he got quiet and was like "naw, not yet"..... so... you saw every single other marvel film. dedicated fan.... but THAT film.... asked him why...
he literally said "its not my thing" lmao..most humans are hollow weirdo assholes with zero spine and trigger happy thought processes
Moral of the story: it's easier to engage people who are honest about their biases than those who deny them.
You missed it completely. The moral of the story is that dumb White people like these exist. And they randomly bring up these awkward conversations and/or views up because they want to be "Woke". It's pathetic, weird and awkward for all parties involved.
Boom!
kubo Tite you’re not wrong, but you’re not completely right either. It’s perspective.
Like, just live normally without apologizing for your existence. Honestly
@@Ampwich i agree with you
The bartender is the MVP he knew what was going on
Key and Peele have brilliantly captured how exhausting and patronising white guilt is. To relate; I got introduced to a white colleague at work, after he said Hi, he then told me how much he liked Lupita Nyongo. *Sigh* What am I supposed to do with that??? Like, wtaf!!!!
Maybe smile and consider that the person is going out of their way to make you feel welcomed, to find a connection, maybe a friend. I think feeling any guilt over one's skin color, level of gained success or over events that happened fifty or a hundred fifty years ago is ludicrous. Attributing every attempt to engage in conversation as something nefarious is also a little questionable. Maybe he saw you as a black colleague because you identified him as a white one, with all the assumptions. Getting through all of this insane stuff takes everybody.
@@cvn6555 What? No. That person was introduced to a colleague and started talking about the first black person who popped into his damm mind. The person in front of him is another person with unique interests and perspectives. It's intellectually lazy to just jump to "black topics". The original poster didn't indicate how they responded, you inferred something negative. You missed the point of the skit. Sometimes people are obnoxious and thoughtless and we don't need to make excuses for them.
@@londonunderground790 So the current state of interaction is to assume the worst intentions or at least casual disregard especially if the person is a white male? Maybe the guy was seriously into that sort of music yet had nobody in their life that also likes music with whom they could discuss it. Pretty intolerant and racist to make those assumptions. Whites are told all the time about how wrong we are, about the sins of the past and the structural racism that we benefit from today so you don't think it natural that some would take it to heart and go out of their way to treat blacks solicitously? Remember these are people that fall for that crap in the first place so they are open to being influenced.
@@cvn6555 No, you're not seeing my point. No one hates white people here, no one is saying this is cause for a meeting with HR, we are saying that it makes us feel like an outsider. It's preferable to be treated as a person and not as a skin color. If you met another person who looked similarly to you, you would be forced to go out of your way to learn where your common ground was and start a conversation there. It's lazy to just say oh this is a black person let me assume that they are only interested in talking about black topics/people. Its unusual to speak about Lupita Nyong'o as she's not a superstar and has presently only been in a few movies, you thought she was a singer for example. It feels like pandering, shallow, lazy pandering. The fact that the original poster said this was at work and that they dont work I film suggests that this was unrelated to the rest of their conversation. I am confused why you would think otherwise unless you assume the original poster was trying to be deceptive for some reason. I dont know why they would be.
I can see that you're coming from a place of hurt, where you feel as if you're prejudged based on the color of your skin, that people are automatically assuming the worst about you. I would say that the discomfort you feel is good in a way, because it suggests that you are recognizing that you are cueing into unwittingly rude comments that people of color have been enduring for years. I agree with you that not everything is in insult, and that we must learn to find the right balance. As they say "hurt feelings
hurt feelings."
-Don't know who that is.
-What is Tribe?
-I don't know the names of my favorite metal bands members either.
"20 years ago you wouldn't have even been allowed in here."
"20 years ago, that would be 1992."
@S.R no one care for your opinion ,but yet you provide.
@S.R funny thing look at yourself on the mirror. You telling someone else to not do something you do yourself. I had to painted for you to understand. 🤭🤣🤣🤣 thank god it's my first time.
@@realkiller0 Just stop. You're making a fool of yourself.
My god, were you guys too bored so you had to make an argument out of this fuking normal comment?
@@phuongvu527 wondering were you to bore that you couldn't let this comment pass by?
"If it makes you feel any better.." Lol, bartender knows how to get a tip
tfw racism makes u money
@@JamesJJSMilton Ya the democrats have it down to a science
@@JamesJJSMilton well at least he was honest and wasn’t even showing it
@@PaperGrape it's not 50/50. No matter how much you wish it was.
@@ildlyn8966 you're right, it's about 90% a Democrat tactic to employ fake race hate for political gains, aside from any *actual* racism that exists.
Nothing is truer than them saying thank you to the bartender at the end. Sometimes we just want people to just straight up be honest about it and not beat around the bush.
Thank you was more jus added to the exaggeration of the skit , I think I cud speak for most black People when we say we don’t really like people that are proud to say they are uncomfortable due to our existence, in the context of the skit it’s obvi hilarious and even a lil poignant tho
@@BREDBOX Where was the pride? I missed that part.
Ok, you commit an insanely high rate of violent crime, you require an insanely high rate of government dependence which drains the economy, and you basically destroy every place on Earth that you inhabit, all while bitching and moaning like YOU are the victims of racial violence rather than the cause of it. You pretend to be the most oppressed demographic when you're actually the most privileged by a WIDE margin, and you've been the most privileged race for longer than I've been alive, and I just turned 40. Your antisocial behaviors alienate you from the rest of society, and not even the woke white idiots who defend you on the internet ever live in your communities. America would be immeasurably better off without you, and if you personally live in another country, then I can say with confidence THAT country would be better off without you also.
There's some honesty for you. Having no white guilt is awesome! 👍🏻
Getting a beer with Jordan peele seems pretty enjoyable
Ayy nato didn't expect to see you
Either of them.
Lol only 2 comments but they from two weeks but ur comment from two months
Hingle McCringleberry Yikes I’m pretty sure they have white friends in Hollywood lol.
@Hingle McCringleberry peeles wife is white. He married the girl that plays Gina in Brooklyn nine nine.
My mother is so embarrassing.... We went to an Escape Room house owned by these black ladies. She chose the Tulsa Race Riots as the topic, which we an amazing learning experience. I learned more there than I did in my history class when we covered it. However, at the end, my mother pretty much apologized for being white, apologized on behalf of her race, and tried to offer counseling..... Why couldn't she just say it was an amazing learning experience and the ladies really put on a great show?....
Great skit, guys
What happened back then in history don’t define you at all, It defines a mistake that should never be repeated.
Even black people owned slaves, unfortunately.
I hope no one judges the colour of your skin, but the content of your character.
Thanks for reading.
Oh, okay.
@@youllseemeallovertheintern3682 - We forgive you, but please do better!
@@wiseonwords this us and we stuff is weird as fuck to me.
I refuse to be lumped in with millions of other "whites"
Im from the country that abolished slavery but thats irrelevant as i was born in the 1980s so i dont remember any of it
I’m really curious about this escape room, seems interesting
Literally the USA right now...
White people*
Because Asians don't give a fuck
@Buzz Killington III just america man the rest of the world......dont really give a shit
@Buzz Killington III True, quite true. I like your point. It's either Republicans that don't give a damn or liberals that are just way over the fucking top. I'm in the middle tbh
America * right now. The rest of the world is not obsessed with race.
You mean America
This aged like fine wine
Get Out: The Short Version
Get Out: Genesis of the Coagula.
🤣😂🤣😂 surprised u don't have more comments
Worst movie ever
Anton A. Well said, I saw Get Out with my ex-girlfriend and I thought the movie sucked, very silly storyline and after an hour of the movie I remembered telling my gf: “this is a very racist movie in which blacks are the innocent victims of the mean rich white people”, I am Hispanic so no pony on this race which makes me more objective and the way the movie was praised by the media and Hollywood is blatant proof of white guilt,....on another note there are other skits in which they portray blacks as victims, so make up your mind are you a victim or not? But you can’t be both....
justin robertson L
I came for the awkward apologies, I stayed for the Game of Thrones recap.
I'm trying to imagine the day these two met, it was probably the best day of their lives 🤣
I was in an Uber with a white American lady in London and I swear it was the most painful 20mins because the entire journey was Just this... just plain awkwardness.
What happened?
@j s are you really forced to? Its called being not socially awkward about dumb shit that isnt prompted
😅😅😅
Awkward because she was a stranger or awkward because she was white?
Uber in London??
Jordan Peele really took this skit and turned it into a horror movie
Damn, it's rare to see both Key And Peele both sane in the same skit.
Is that a joke?
@@Carlit0Tit0, nope. You hardly get a sketch with both of them normal.
@@mahfuzurchowdhury2765 Oh I misread the "sane", thought it said its rare to see them both in the same skit.
Damn. Her “drunk girl” is spot on.
“s-s-smoke ...” always kill me, delivered perfectly
I’m so weak 😂
The whole sketch is great but when Key calls Khal Drogo "Huge Dave Navarro", always cracks me up. I hadn't realize he pointed that out.
Holy shit. You're right.
Lmao, that’s what I came to say…that’s great
"Second person to NOT wait for their drink, btw"
“That would be 1992” 😂😂😂😂😂
Scary thing is...these kind of people exist all over universities.
Brain dead liberals
Defo an American thing funny as hell these boys are gold dust
@shut up a'ya face Nah, conservatives have that covered already. ;-)
Complaining about people not being racist ?
You must be a rightist.
Racists are much more annoying than antiracists.
@@quidamlambda5126 The point is nobody should apologize for what their ancestors did because it is not their fault.
Nobody should be racist, but nobody should be apologizing for slavery because literally everybody involved with it has been dead for a long time.
K&P = Some of the best endings to anything anywhere ever.
Its a re-upload, but for some reason i watched the whole thing again
Same
Cause it's awesome
That's what happens when you got no life.
Because it's classic
Detrick watched again
No matter how old this is it's still funny
I know right it's been like 20 years
Shut up women they shouldn’t have WiFi in the kitchen
Pat Mustard whoaaaaa
@@shantellb7253 whoa that's hawt
@@tori9365 😂😂😂
the ending kills me EVERY TIME
Thank you!
Yup. I can not!
Sorry ....... I don’t get it
NotSoLiberal the whole video is people trying too hard to act like they aren’t racist and being fake asf, but Key and Peele appreciate the honest opinion of the racist to be ironic
Zero Jraf Ahhhhhh ... Thank you!!! (In Key and Peele voice)
"Who is your favorite member?"
Phife Dawg is the only correct answer.
Smokey is pretty dope too tho
Don’t fault Q for living.
2:34 “ it’s probably ok because you weren’t there “ 😂
This skit is 2020 in a nutshell.
Except the bar is a zoom meeting.
I know right..😂😂
Like literally everything in a zoom meeting😅
Just the racial turmoil part of it. Nothing in there about a pandemic or the economy.
Except Key & Peele seem to realize that white people today shouldn’t be held responsible for actions of white people 150 years ago ... most definitely NOT the same as today.
guarantee you've never seen their second amendment skit, since I know you as a resident "libcuck destroyer" love your guns
This sketch could not hold better relevance on the present.
Sketch? this was a fcking documentary
Word is, they actually had planned to do another sketch that day, but couldn't do it because people kept interrupting
1:02 it did indeed happen 😂😂
This girl I was talking to told me her bestfriend is black. Then she proceeded to tell me the reasons why she is blacker than her friend. (She is Caucasian)
Her reasons why she is blacker than her Nigerian friend:
1. She wore no shoes when she was younger.
2. She "thinks" she talks ghetto
My eyes rolled so far in the back of my skull.
yikes
Whoa.
@@jidowu6019 You are so right and she is ignorant. She was a customer of mine (I own a small cleaning business.) No amount of money is worth being looked down on.
@@jidowu6019
I agree about that 'talking black' thing. I think that stereotype is something that keeps black people down and I don't know why people keep pushing it. So-called 'black culture' would seem completely alien to a black guy from the 60s.
That would make me cringe💀💀💀
“2nd person to not wait for their drinks by the way” -that got me
This is the genius behind Key and Peele. Creating comedy out of issues that can still be relevant years later.
Dude... PC racism is way older than this video.
@Professional shit poster The PC boom happened around 2013. It's been downhill from there, but it was still a relevant issue. That was right after the bashing on religion trend.
Ok i see what you did there...
It will be relevant as long as wannabe woke, guilt-drenched white idiots exist. We don't claim them, so the Black Delegation is free to scoop them up at the next Racial Draft.
0:47 Lols, dude it's been way more than 100.
I just wanna hear the rest of that GoT conversation
How many sketches have they done where they're talking about nothing except Game Of Thrones through the entire sketch? ;D
@@Dhakadice ive seen dozens of em first time i remember them chatting about it. But damn is this better than snl
Yea, Ghost of Tsushima is an Incredible game
Who was that barbarian who looked liked Dave Navarro?
@@freddogrosso9835 Khal Drogo
This is the perfect sketch explaining what minorities have to deal with. Believe it or not we don't want to be reminded of the horrible things that happened in our history either. I didn't ask for an apology, Susan, I don't care how many ethnic friends you have, I just asked to borrow your pen.
Bullshit. You want white people to act exactly like this. You want to be fawned over and worshipped and apologized to. You want us to tell you how evil and racist we are, and how majestic and virtuous you are. You want us to be fascinated by you, and try to touch your hair, and try to steal your "culture." You want to be the main character of every story on Earth.
And I can point you in the direction of "Black Twitter" if you need mountains of evidence to support what I said. Or CNN, or MSNBC, or The View, or The Talk, or The Real, or The Root, or any place where black people have a public forum.
The tribe shirt bruhh I’m weaaaak 😂 “sm-Smokey”
I had to stop watching there xD
I had to stop listening to ATCQ after this skit. I was so embarrassed. Haha
"He was behind the scenes" 😂😂😂💀
Nigerundayo
Smokey was my favorite. Amazing solo career also.
These guys skits are just on a whole another level
The reason they said thank you: You can work with "Black people make me feel uncomfortable." That's the type of honesty you need in order to make a change. From that point you can begin discussing why that person feels that way, and try to change their opinion. Open and honest discussion about race and prejudice ends racism. Not fake-ass virtue signalling so you can feel like you're actually part of the struggle. You're not.
Discussing a phobia is a waste of time.
Perhaps it is more constructive to discuss an universal truth.
The idea that category X is feeble or stupid is usually (but not always) endorsed by X self-proclaimed representatives. Wich make it far in polytics because they are to politicians like what potholes on the road are to tire repairers.
I agree. But that is impossible to do in America, sadly. Viggo Mortensen was nearly done for, after he said "nigger" out of context. And when Liam Neeson became honest about his past feelings, his career pretty much ended. I totally understand why people play it safe and try to perpetuate being woke. They know what happens if you have an honest discussion...
@@MichaelHolmgaard Buh, i don't know how CoVid 19 affected America,
Along with many awful things this emergency brought upon us... on the other hand it will force us to reflect on many things we accepted as natural course. Perhaps those things aren't natural course.
In the specific, when talking about V.I.P.S. ... we can chalk off a 7 figures yearly income from the list of universal rights of the human being that should be protected.
I mean, losing a career as worldwide renown actor/actress shouldn't be considered as tragic as losing an arm.
@@puffolotti You don' think someone losing their job over something taken out of context is a problem?
@@moralityisnotsubjective5 If we speak about a chain worker in a stinky factory who isn't able to do anything else... Yes, absolutely.
If we speak about a sport star, T.V. star a Hollywood star, you name it... who already brought home a couple millions of dollars.
...They haven't been thrown in the snowstorm, waiting to be eaten by the -whi- polar bear.
I don't think is chain worker in stinky factory's holy duty to protect the job of the poor superstar.
Don't get me wrong: If a producer decides to pay an actor 100 trillions of swiss francs a day... That's their money, not mine. And i look in the plate of my brother only to see if they have enough, and only if i can miss a couple euros to fill it properly.
I may be wrong, but IMHO the solution to all subsequent problems is to teach kids to consider those jobs flimsy and unstable, and not a fundamental right. shooting the next Hollywood movies for millions of dollars after already having shoot 5 for 50 millions of dollars should be considered a privilege and not a right.
On another side of the problem....
Sometimes a worker witnesses something ugly or plain criminal in the workplace but must look away because his 1000$ job is keeping them barely alive, and they don't have more than 10$ in the piggy bank.
They can't shout: "I'd rather flip hamburgers for the rest of my life, rather than participate in this!"
But... what the fish, when someone has stored 10 milions of dollars in the piggybank... If they witness something ugly or plain criminal i'll judge in a different way the fact they decided to keep the job
I️ miss the old days when key and peele RUclips clips had reggie watts beatboxing at the end of every video
Best days of my life watching those clips
Oh shit that’s Reggie Watts. That makes sense
JINAKI i hate that guy
They were good videos, but damn that shit was annoying
Two tears and a bucket
"Second person to not wait for their drink, by the way." Lmao, Jordan.
Funny, but a daily occurrence. I drove for LYFT a while and that was one of the reason that I stopped to do deliveries with no people in my car. Seriously. I have Locs and that is all I got was where are you from instead of "hello" and hearing that I have an American accent. I did not mind it if it came after an established connection. They assumed I like Hip Hop and asked me questions about it and get upset if I do not want to have the conversation. These are 20-30 something white adults not 40-60 year olds like me. They still view me as less than. Im a post grad but Do not like to hear ohhh really? (We approve of you now!). We are still taught a European-centered education as when I was in school 40 year ago.
Thats a huge leap to assume you are seen as less then, sounds more like you have an insecurity problem. You know it's racist to make assumptions based on incomplete information, some of which being their skin color, right? Just because they are white and also happen to be ignorant/ insensitive doesn't mean it has anything to do with race, everybody has to deal with assholes not just minorities, you are not as special as you think
@@SoldatDuChristChannel Nowhere in the OP's comment does he say that the people who act this way do so *because* they are White. The point is that these people expect him to act a certain way or have certain interests because of his own skin color / ethnicity, i.e. they are stereotyping him. If they respected him and valued him the same as themselves then they would not (1) make these assumptions about him and (2) get upset with him when their assumptions turn out to be incorrect, thus they see him as having less value as a person.
That must suck. Sorry. I bet I've fallen into the trap of awkwardly trying to be nice to somebody and doing something cringe at some point. It surely must suck to be on the receiving end and I genuinely want to cringe out of my skin watching that skit.
a European centered education? Tell me, what other continent should modern education be centered around? All advancements of civilization in the past 1,000 years have come from Europeans and Americans (descendants of Europeans).
@@gregory_adam5350 comments like yours are exactly the reason that education should be provided with a broader worldview.
Several examples - gunpowder and paper were invented in China. The earliest usage of mathematics & medical surgeries have come from Africa. Universal education was first implemented by the Aztecs. All of these are important for our current way of life.
I feel like key and peele were not even acting or playing any character, just being themselves.
I will be MINDING MY OWN Business and have had people come up to me and start the most uncomfortable conversations like omg stop
Yep. Happens to women too.
The worst is when someone wants to spend hours telling you their whole life story after you simply asked them what time it is. And you're on a packed bus traveling cross state so you can't switch seats. And you just want to sit in silence gazing at the changing landscapes. And you stopped paying them attention but they still keep talking as if to be thinking out loud.
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Same !!! Lik I'm looking at them lik "y r yall talking 2 me"
Haha you're funny.
I like how they're talking about the whitest topic possible
yeah, I guess really get whiter than a show like Game of Thrones.... maybe Friends
The whitest topic? Are you another one of those people who think black people should act a "certain" way?
@@namless3654 no dude! I'm just joking like them omg
@@AwwLivSos
How dare you! Don't you know there's no joking allowed here?
Full house is the whitest topic.
A line from fuller house: *theyre as white as albino polar bears watching frozen in a blizzard*
"What's with the barbarian dude that looks like a huge Dave Navarro" LMAO 😂
"its really probably ok because *you werent there*"
Not according to slavery reparations
Game of Thrones’ final season coming up... coincidence? I think not 😂
Noice!
CHARLZ4445 yeah but the timing of the reupload tho lmao
I have only just started watching got and now I'm seeing references EVERYWHERE.... there in my head dude
@@idanlewenhoff2295 I'm Noice your Noice
I was once in a club bumped into a guy and said sorry he turned around. saw me and said my friends and I was just discussing about the charity work we did in Africa. Another time on the train station, I asked a guy directions and after he helped me . told me he was waiting for his Caribbean ( emphasis on Caribbean) friend to pick him up. this was in the Netherlands btw 🤦🏾♀️
Enigma6344 maybe you weren’t there to know how something you cant relate to happened to someone
Kaya Nurshiya tbh black people in the netherlands are iffy, same with arabic people in the netherlands.
But ive never had something like that even tho im mixed hahaha maybe because the place where i life doesnt really care bout ur race
@Enigma6344 How would you like it if every girl you met kept saying how nice they are to all their white friends or how they do work for charities that help white people or how many white friends they have?
Als het je beter laat voelen. Ik had je niet geholpen
@@Beautifullyaberrant Hol up who are you to assume this dudes race.
That bartender really balanced the budget at the end there
The bartender had the guts to admit that he was racist.
Working in corporate America you get this low key on a daily basis...what are you supposed to say? It's like really bro lol
Where the hell do u work where race is a common topic?
Wherever "liberal" people are.
You should watch Christopher Titus's bit on racial apologies.
@@rayxr exactly! all these people are obsessed with race and for everyone else, its everything! im glad theres at least one other person who doesnt judge based on skin color. well met, Broseidon, hails!
@@jakesmithsonian388 I approve this message.
Those people are what people mean when they say virtue signaling, lol.
Virtue signaling?
@@SidStrife Pretending to care about something so you look like a good person.
@@SidStrife is like saying "oh, I'm not sexist, actually, I am very feminismt myself as you can see in my tatoo, I love women" in a casual conversation, virtue siganlling is litteraly showing up your virtues in everyone face, even if they are sincere, this is bad
My pizza hut delivery lady was this white girl who saw me wearing some Puma track pants when I opened the door. She proceeded to try to tell me all about Puma's racist history. I just did not give a damn. Just hand me my pizza.
Woke people are so annoying at times.
The ending is everything. Reminds me of Patrice and Cumias friendship.
'Second person who did not wait for their drink.'😂😂😂
S-s smoke, smoke, SMOKEEYY took me out 😂🤣😭
dude didnt try to hide his bullshit....and he lied about being at the concert....spin im out!!!! lol
calling a black guy smoke, its kinda racist
idk is that right? what is a tribe called quest anyways
@@jakesmithsonian388 pretty sure it's a rap group.. only heard of it cause Eminem mentioned it in a song.. just a guess lol
@Cancel Ok thanks for the info. i dont know much about hiphop, not really my area, but i like some of the older stuff
The white dude with locks who misused aave really sold this... I've met a few of those ppl, unfortunately
"It's just really not cool what we did to you."
"Yeah well, it wasn't literally you, so..."
"No seriously. Me and my frat bros were the ones who burned your house down in '04."
The "What's that?" at 2:52 fucking kills me every time
Same!
Hello unknown verified person
So the Humanities department at every university
underrated comment.
I fucking love you for this Goro🤣🤣🤣
At every *American University
" Spilled the last one on my tribe shirt" 😂😂😂😂😂
No grammar nazi after 77? Lol well its fixed now hahaha
It's 🤣🤣
@@ASMRyouVEGANyet Lmfaoooooooo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!! Oh Shit!! fuck I'm leaving it like it is now lol , oh snap I'm dying laughing right now for real!! Fair play lol!!!! Hahaha
dang it the bloopers on this skit were hulrious. the dude with the dreads says. i love big butts and i refuse to lie about it.
One time some girl told me ""I'm sorry for the Holocaust""
In her defense though she my have been a Nazi :)
Lol!!!
@Vinny Torrano yes
@Vinny Torrano yes surely....I never took that as an offense...I was more dumbfounded. The worst thing I've heard coming out from someone's mouth was when we had hired a new employee at work and when she noticed I was a Jew the first thing that first came out of her mouth was ""ooh so your family survived the holocaust??"" ...my boss gave me a ""wtf"" look 😂😂...I didn't have any family in that time or place ....but she later got fired on her first day because she was offending other employees like asking one black employee if he was a Redskin
@@xiqikxx8967 okay, now this is funny. 😂
This is social media right now. Justice for George Floyd but damn take it easy Karen we know you aren’t racist.
This is perfect for how I feel.
Justice for a man who once robbed a pregnant woman at gunpoint, and a man who while high on drugs was about to get into a car and possible kill someone!
@@ilovegames9708 He might not have been a good person but he died unfairly by a bad cop and that's unacceptable.
DB choobie yeah the point is that he died when he shouldn’t of and that could and likely would happen to so many more black men in this country. It’s terrible to have people blindly calling him a hero when he was a bad guy (if all that’s true I’ve heard a lot of different stuff).
I Love Games there’s this thing called arresting. It’s what police do when they have apprehended a suspect, not kill them brutally
That last comment from the barman was so risky but he stuck the landing and nailed it 🤣 There will never be a scenario where I could use that line
After all the fakeness it works. I’ve used the same thing when guys are hitting on a very hot chick at a bar, but try all different approaches instead of just going with…you know your hot right? It’s risky but it works
"The second person to not wait on their drinks" 🤭 "Did he just spin?" "He spun" 🤯
This is twitter 😂
Matthew McConaughey let himself go, man. But Brendan Fraser looks tight.
....Nah.
had to quickly google Brendan Fraser to remember who that was
@@seby826 but he's killing it on doom patrol
@daAnder71 and the joke is missed...
Drew Barrymore was great too
The way he spun was the best part haha 😄😆😂
The fact that this channel still uploads...I miss this show so much!
“I’m glad that that’s what you got from that movie” 😂
Us black people are so used to this that is scary. I love how they're skits is a message.
Their?
Never Apologize for Shit you didn’t do!!!
DTINC WORLD NEWS same as Get Out
@@DamanKingBear you can not relate to get out to say that is pretty stupid since the plot is literally white people trying to put their brains into black bodies
@Reck Fredreck compared to who? White folk like Pres. Trump?. . .
As a white guy who knows so many people who are genuinely like this (though not to this comedic degree obviously) this is so gratifying to see
please tell them to stop! it really does make us more uncomfortable knowing they're awkward about our skin just like in the video
I work at a software company.... this is my life. I just want to live my life
lolololol.
It gets worse when you're just Black and mind your own business! They think you're up to something
Dorian McCormick so they pretty much focus on nothing but the color of your skin instead of focusing on the fact that you’re just another human being like everyone else in society? How ironic
I'm a South African, living in US.... this is actually happening, to me it's just funny, something to laugh about it and get over it. 😂👍👍👍👍
This feels like a Get Out prequel
Thought it was Allison Williams in the thumbnail.
It definitely pokes fun at left wing racism, just like Get Out
avery brooks literally every key and peele video this comment
@@josh043p6 liberals arent left wing
Sad thing is if we DON'T treat people differently based on something as stupid and trivial as skin color these days.. we're called racist and ignorant.
"Hey, if it makes you guys feel any better.
Black people make me really uncomfortable"
"Thank you!"
Mr. Tattoo ASMR lol
At least the bartender was honest
Mr. Tattoo ASMR I cannot be around too many white people at all. Most of the time I’m like let’s get the fuck out of here its too many whites. I cannot take it at all. My black friend loves going to white bars I’m mostly like please I cannot do this GET Me the fuck out!!!! Its the worst feeling ever
Mr. Tattoo ASMR The crazy part is that you’re serious.
@@cyobanllc did you watch the video?
1:46 what I would of said "second person to not wait for their drink by the way" Hahaha 🤣
One time I was at a bar in hollywood and a white dude just came up from out of now where and offered to pay for my bottle of water. The bartender was a white woman and we just looked at each other in disbelief. She looked super uncomfortable but kind of amused. I told him it was all right but the guy just insisted on paying for my water. He looked totally sober.
After arguing with the guy for two minutes I just got water from the bar upstairs. My grilfriend and her frineds saw the incident from across the bar and thought i almost got into a fight. They were literally rolling on the floor laughing when I told them what he said.
This is HILARIOUS!!! I love witnessing those uncomfortable situations with all folks. 🤘🏼 Nothing for me to apologize for. Key and Peele rock!