getting brutally run over in my summer car
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- Опубликовано: 14 фев 2024
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hello mr sir
Nobody cares @blackout444
2:30 Martin you sneeze like a fart
The fact that Martin approves a song that goes and I quote as closely as I can "Run away with shit in your trousers" Is hilarious to me since he cant understand it at all.
Timestamp?
Timestamp???
Timestamp???????
that is amazing
Timestamp??!
Holy shit new Martin content to watch 7 times in a row
Real
Real
Real
Real
I wonder who's fault that could be I'll give you a hint it's us the community we forced this on to Martin and this is what he has to you
The Finland debt is almost paid off, good job Mr frog. 👍
HEAVY FROM TEA 4 2?!!!
YOOOOOOOO ITS THE FUCKIN HOOVER FROM TIT FARTRESS BLUE
HEEVY FRO M FART 2?!?!
HEAVY FROM TEAM FART TREES TOO!?
@@MrViggie37DID U MEAN TEEN FART RACE TOO?
fun fact! you can, with a mod, force other NPC characters to get as drunk as you do whenever you get drunk. that means that, whenever someone donates and makes you so shitfaced drunk that your head does a 180 on the X axis, so does EVERY OTHER NPC! INCLUDING the drivers of EVERY Vehicle in motion as it happens.
i tried it, and it is the most HILARIOUS shit lmfao!
EDIT: some dude doubted me, so i want to make it clear that, the mod might exist, but i made the one i used myself. i wanted to see if me getting drunk in the game could be spread like an effect to every other NPC. it started with some that were just nearby, then it slowly evolved into where everyone became drunk. (even the Police officers lol) and it has evolved to where it is now, where it allows every NPC to become as drunk as the player whenever the player gets any sort of drunk, no matter how. i wont be sharing it with Martin for one simple reason: it isnt made to work with the Stream Effects, and i have no idea IF it would work with it, or if it would cause everything he has gotten set up to break, so i wont risk all that work being wasted just for a funny mod that COULD make it funnier.
IF he insists, i can share it. but otherwise, he must either have his own version made, or go without.
That’s such a cursed, yet beautiful idea. It’s right up Mart’s alley.
Like and comment in hopes to see that one day, that's amazing haha
@@amsgamingandmusici need to see this next video
YES 🫃🫃🫃🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪✅✅✅🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🔥
That would be even better if there'd be an option to make more npcs on the road
23:34 The PTSD attack. "Obviously, stereotypes don't apply to everybody; There are reasons for those stereotypes existing, but there are also exceptions"
I cant wait for My Summer Car Stereotypes
Finally I find someone else who noticed!
OH MY GOD SAMEE
I... I don't follow, please explain..?
@@cq4538r The "Stereotypes" series started airing around 2016 on the Soundsmith channel centering about various Hats, Weapons and Cosmetics one could equip in the game of Team Fortress 2.
This Series aired until 2023, having ~34 episodes and has used the same background music (the one mentioned here) for all of them.
Througgout the years, Mr. Soundsmith went on record multiple times saying "Stereotypes were the biggest mistake of my fucking life"
(Not actually but he hates it most of it)
Hope this helps!
The sheer amount of stress and pain we have seen this man endure would probably be able to power the whole of finland for atleast a year
8kmh over and bye bye license? What fucking country is that?
Frog from australia : posts at 12 AM (edit) australia time
The humans in europe : *tired eyes*
Mf I'm watching at 3 AM
indeed
I’m watching at midnight but nothing can stop the Frogman™️ grind
@@TrevorD19He’s a Sydney kid, he released it around 10 AM
@@loganarthur7496yeah. I figured
Finland patch notes
-added new measurement system using money (500$ left)
-added goofcore as new in-game music
-nerfed the train
-buffed piss puddle size
18:14
My younger self's logic was... if I drive at the same pace as everyone else... I have to pay attention in ALL directions.
But, if I'm driving faster than everyone else... I only have to focus on what's in front of me 😉
real
There is some truth to that logic
Younger self? That’s true regardless of age.
I only drive the speed limit... so I pretty much only have to care about what's behind me
@@wrecksandtech lol here we have the 18 year olds.
My son is gonna be watching this tomorrow. Like this comment so i can remind him to finally take out the trash.
Did he threw the trash out?
@@SrJunior402 nope lmao
Ok :(
“Oh my god that’s 500$ of drunk” hammered guy
My face when autocorrect
23:34 Soundsmith has infected Finland.
good somebody else noticed
the terraria jungle music is surprisingly fitting
Yeah i was thinking the same 😂
Bro it goes HAAARRRD
Moment I heard that, I was like "Man, I've played way too much Terraria if I was able to realise he used the jungle theme after hearing it for 4 seconds."
Especially with that green night vision mode
@@airplanemaniacgaming78774 sec? Amateur
"thats a moose!"
famous last words
The music at 23:35 makes me want to talk about some stereotypes
I just got flashbanged by the song at 23:37
was half expecting to hear something about Finnish stereotypes
egg
The head gasket is a big deal because it can warp the heads leaking more coolant into the oil which will completely fuck up the way your engine runs.
23:33 SDOUND SMITH???"??? UNCLE DANE????!?
he gets it
The editors for this video must be big tf2 players
Stereotipp
I was looking for fellow Stereotype PTSD sufferers.
SONDSMATH TMF???
Martin: Starts stream
Also Martin: *KICKS CAR*
1:42 damn that rollover was brutal
19:08
The "lobotomy flute" is actually a single persons voice.
Throat singing is dope!
19:56 This house would smell so bad the land within a 5 mile radius would have to be condemned
4:28
Jungle.
Underground Jungle.
Hardmode.
Turtles.
Underground Jungle.
Bulb.
Bulb.
Bulb.
cries in ongoing expert calamity playthrough
*_Plantera has awoken!_*
Fun fact: Plantera is a reference to the band Pantera, and her theme has reference to their song "Cowboys from hell"
Crazy? I was crazy once. Tortoises made me crazy. That's why they put me in the rubber room
plant
When mart went “DWARF!”
I instantly thought of Deep Rock Galactic
Rock and Stone!
(Referencing 23:59)
(Thanks nickzinner)
ROCK AND STONE, BROTHERS!
For Karl!
WE’RE RICH
ROCK AND STONE!
STONE AND ROCK! wait a minute
23:40 - my summer car stereotypes
People who play my summer car are the goobers of the TF2 community. They either play hoovy or scunt and there is no in-between
Martin never fails to fill me up with his creamy content
what the
This is one of the comments of all time.
I know right, it’s like that time I climaxed in Batman... worst mugging in my life.
You wouldn't happen to have a car in your ass would you?
Poor choice of words
“Enough controllers to last one whole round of siege!”
Jesus that one made me stupid laugh at 2am
18:54 thats not a flute, its Tuvan throat singing (specifically Sygyt style)!
4:50 holy shit the Terraria Jungle Music bringing me back.
See, Martin has been doing his duty to Finland, but he forgot the most important duty of all...
Djibouti will remember this, Martin...
7:45 having the song from piku niku called "free money" playing among all that noise is very fitting.
Mart must add The Goofy goober Rock into the radio
Oh god that movie was too fucking good. That song had no right to go so hard.
@@airplanemaniacgaming7877hell yeah, brotha
"Oh my god, that scared me!" 7:37
My brother in Christ, you activated it!!
youtube: "new marctoncrocktonpunt video"
me: yegh
20:40 The reason you might never have heard this before is due to this phase of music only triggering when you’ve dealt enough damage to the Guardian in a short amount of time.
15:26 That was me that demanded it in chat, im so glad it got left in
What's that song actually called?
@@ghdwk5596 no idea. Its an i game song, but it plays after he reads out my msg
9:20 Beer jumpscare
Martin casually spilling "the jar" all over his house floors
5:06 probably the only time Truck-kun has killed someone unintentionally
Mart slowly losing his mind, meanwhile the Animal Crossing in the background is vibing.
I always get the biggest smile when Mart uploads a new video. I just hope the kitty is featured again, I love whateverhisnameis.
It's dingus, short for maxwell, naturally lol
“paskat housussa vaeltaa” -some drunk finnish man in the 90’s
"Staring at the the steam library more than actually using it,"
Im glad Im not the only one lol
i will say this the state of your car is amazing through out all the summer car videos i've watched your car looks like it came straight out of wreckfest's early beta car physics to point of making cars look like actual bricks of scrap metal. well done my good sir.
by the way you aware of the sledge hammer glitch? holding the sledge hammer like an object let's say a thing of motor oil lets you fuck around with physics in the game like the super strength mod but without the mod. a youtuber by the name of graystillplays used it for flipping vehicles like the truck. might be a good idea to bring the sledge along with ya when driving.
i’m loving the uploads from MySummerCarLIVE
Damn Finland do be having good music tho 🎶 🎵 💯
The latter half of this stream rapidly descended into complete gibberish from both Mart and the chat
God I love this series. A weekly installment of my favorite War Criminal Frog, Martin "Cito" Pants, is all I've ever wanted in life.
The thumbnail is the schoolchild running from my Ford F150 (I’m blasting free bird)
Im here son.
24:00 DWARFS MENTIONED??? CAN I GET A ROCK AND STONE!?
ROCK AND STONE, BROTHER!
Martin’s ads are the only ones I’ll actually go back and watch a second time…I can’t lie the edits are just sooooo good
martin somehow has the best sponsorship ads on the platform
19:28 so I'm playing Tears of the Kingdom as I had this video in the background. And despite me knowing that there aren't any Guardians in the game, this still sent me into a state of fight or flight where I looked around in a panic, only to realize that is was just coming from the vid.
Imagine if Martin finds out he’s been Ender’s Game’d and has actually been controlling a drunken demigod in Finland for the past few months
I cant stop rewatching these genuienly
Brotha is digging me even deeper and ruining my sleep schedule even more I wake up in 5 hours 😭
21:20 He’s entered the
U n i t y V o i d
I was looking for you yesterday. I mustve summoned you, MORE MARTIN CONTENT WOO
Honestly, your ads are a highlight. Best in town
That sponsored segment at 2.0 speed tho 🤌🏼
Remember kids if you try to leave Finland all there is for you is The Void
Im finnish, it's true.
i just got home from the store and school (school normally gets out at 3:15 est and i just got home at 9:20 est) i got some nice food and i was wondering what video i should watch and what do i see in my recomended? the funny frog man. thank you mart for making this day 100x better.
I am glad I've watched most of these livestreams. They've been quite entertaining.
Today is my birthday 🥳
okay, good birthday late
Happy birthday! 🎂 😊
Banger of a video, wasnt expecting My Summer Car Stereotypes
Martin you are probably the funniest montage RUclipsrs I appreciate your work😂
Monkr
Hi
I just got off a pretty hard shift at work, and this is the PERFECT video to enjoy with my dinner.
Dude you’re the perfect person to watch while driunk
Watching it live and then watching the video of the live stream a month later is like watching the same ship sink twice.
Whoever edited this one, cheers. Appreciate the Terraria background music 🔥🔥
only youtuber where i dont skip the ad time! even the ads are hilarious if done by Martin! XD
18:43 i thought i could escape it but i can never escape buff tf2 mercs
You got to give the man probs for keeping the integrity. As a fan I honestly would have written the whole thing off he decided not to complete the mileage. The fact that he's been at this now for what is it 6 weeks? I could be wrong. We really shows his integrity and he is a better man than me.
The best part of this video is mart during the sponsorship. Bro is on fire.
truly a good weekly upload
12:11 - I see you Nini Fox. Lyrics to Cake - the Distance. Great running song.
Man i chocked at the FBI bit in the ad, lmao so true
I like how chat is going at a relatively normal pace and then as soon as egg starts showing up it just goes ballistic
23:34 the second that music started my mind immediately got flashed with soundsmith stereotypes
Bro the ad is downright the funniest part of the video
21:12 Dogs do be jealous of seeing all that territory!
Watching this while driving is a whole new level
Bro I legit paused the video at 4:30 because the terreria jungle theme started playing and I have terreria running on my PC and thought it was coming from the game only to realize. NAH ITS THE VIDEO 🤣🤣🤣
This has been the most consistent you've been in a set period of past time.
You are the only RUclipsr who's sponsor section I never skip
absolutely amazing idea to add into the 6000km drive: make it so that every donation also adds the exact same amount (in marks) to your money in my summer car (if at all possible), that way you will never run out of money for the duration of the drive, even if you already have enough money in the game! GENIUS!
Having a donation overlay that causes you to not be able to see and wreck is actually fucking top notch genius 😂😂😂😂😂
It's really interesting to hear a Soundsmith song in a Martincitopants video 23:32
its ben a full meme cycle and this man is still going
Theres just something about seeing mart fucking pissing everywhere and i love it.
Literally the only in vid ads I'll watch
when you piss so much you break the fabric of reality
Love the videos! When you gonna make another Q&A video?
this made my day better
Congrats on making it halfway there
Here in texas our bad drives are those who can not merge. The trucks who have to do 100 at minimum or semi trucks who ether do 100 down the highway, or do 30 down the highway there is no inbetween and there determined to block all lanes of traffic