Trying to Beat Hardcore Minecraft with My Idiot Friends

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  • @martincitopants
    @martincitopants  Год назад +4121

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  • @therealjammie2371
    @therealjammie2371 Год назад +36255

    Im convinced that Mart took 5 months of trying to actually beat minecraft under the conditions he laid out. Solely thanks to the immense stupidity of his friends (Steven)

    • @humphreywolfe
      @humphreywolfe Год назад +2196

      True, in which the name shall not be revealed (Steven)

    • @madmanf1179
      @madmanf1179 Год назад +1557

      The devil himself (Steven)

    • @emdies-mds4957
      @emdies-mds4957 Год назад +360

      You're sadistic steven i loved it

    • @aidanmorris5309
      @aidanmorris5309 Год назад +492

      The one who was supposed to destroy the trolls not join them (Steven)

    • @chirs.a2274
      @chirs.a2274 Год назад +29

      yes

  • @Masuo15
    @Masuo15 Год назад +14843

    I refuse to believe, after all those attempts, none of them opted to simply lock-up Steven and leave him alone to his own insanity.

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 Год назад +1107

      I think they knew he would somehow find a way to kill himself

    • @litterbox019
      @litterbox019 Год назад +656

      @@lollikabosso.w.n7153 by dancing, walking, and rearranging furniture

    • @ahis3233
      @ahis3233 Год назад +53

      I thought Steven was himself

    • @darksoulbg24
      @darksoulbg24 Год назад +276

      Hard-core is in hard mode which means simply by running and jumping he could die from starvation

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer Год назад +113

      @@lollikabosso.w.n7153 Jump repeatedly until he starts starving to death?

  • @Maykenzie
    @Maykenzie Год назад +2061

    It really is a testament to you guys' endless well of patience that you didn't just tie Tristan to a tree and then take turns ritually flailing him to death with leather belts for all his numerous transgressions.

    • @kyrauniversal
      @kyrauniversal Год назад +202

      You mean him and Steven.

    • @martincitopants
      @martincitopants  Год назад +741

      @@kyrauniversal *stephen*

    • @n.l.3776
      @n.l.3776 Год назад +227

      @@martincitopants brother no, he s steven now. Stephen is too classy for this fool.

    • @doctorsex7255
      @doctorsex7255 Год назад +44

      @@martincitopants stefan

    • @jlinn543
      @jlinn543 Год назад +12

      @@martincitopants *Steven*

  • @tomBingoose1164
    @tomBingoose1164 Год назад +3150

    The fact that steven wasn't kicked out of this challenge really goes to show how dedicated everybody is to good content.

    • @notlark650
      @notlark650 Год назад +22

      On god

    • @iamwoke322
      @iamwoke322 Год назад +23

      we need someone to make the intro in an anime artstyle

    • @iggyharl5780
      @iggyharl5780 11 месяцев назад +86

      No we fucking dont.​@@iamwoke322

    • @Pendergast891
      @Pendergast891 10 месяцев назад +12

      Hes an additional difficulty modifier to the challenge

    • @iamwoke322
      @iamwoke322 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@iggyharl5780 what about a *different* art style

  • @umbreonel5730
    @umbreonel5730 Год назад +4941

    Everyone else: Can we please go 17 minutes without a death?
    Tristan and Stephen: You guys wanna see us butt-chug rubbing alcohol?

    • @HondoHoss77
      @HondoHoss77 Год назад +161

      With friends like those, who needs enemies…

    • @AmbienNocturan
      @AmbienNocturan Год назад +95

      With friends like these, who needs enemas...

    • @bulletkin_etg
      @bulletkin_etg Год назад +55

      With enemies like that, who needs friends…

    • @voltagecomedy2719
      @voltagecomedy2719 Год назад +26

      With who like this, friend needs enemies…

    • @joelerikson4556
      @joelerikson4556 Год назад +23

      With like those needs, who enemies friends?

  • @7Comic7mischief7
    @7Comic7mischief7 Год назад +7282

    I know this is a largely shitpost channel, and we avoid being sincere, but this is such a well written, well edited, well produced story. I am so excited for the next part.
    I liked you as a fun gaming youtube channel, but this really makes me respect you as a storyteller.

    • @peytoncoffey3347
      @peytoncoffey3347 Год назад +46

      Spitting nothing but facts

    • @nicupetricas9718
      @nicupetricas9718 Год назад +56

      Since the My Summer Car videos, this became really apparent to me

    • @bloogal11
      @bloogal11 Год назад +9

      so true

    • @LeCort-yc8pr
      @LeCort-yc8pr Год назад +16

      So many languages in the world and you decided to speak facts

    • @corrstud0
      @corrstud0 Год назад +11

      My good sir, the next part will come out in 2040, like the factorio video 💀

  • @theminecraft4202
    @theminecraft4202 Год назад +6973

    Martin really looked at minecraft hardcore and went: "what if i added 12 more potential points of failure to this"

    • @Kalelreis2008
      @Kalelreis2008 Год назад +76

      "Hold my beer"

    • @vynashe4442
      @vynashe4442 Год назад +271

      10 more potential and 2 almost guaranteed points of failure.

    • @marcusdaloia2974
      @marcusdaloia2974 Год назад +134

      Martin's friends aren't so much points of failure as they are areas of failure.

    • @henrypeter1473
      @henrypeter1473 Год назад +57

      ​@@marcusdaloia2974 Volumes even.

    • @gotohyoshihisa3971
      @gotohyoshihisa3971 Год назад +20

      @@henrypeter1473
      I'd go as far as to say Black hole levels of opportune failure
      Black holes are Four-dimensional right?

  • @Kinichie
    @Kinichie Год назад +2040

    Practice Run 1: Tristen killed by gravity (own stupidity)
    Practice Run 2: Tristen killed by gravity (own stupidity)
    Practice Run 3: Tristen killed by Iron Golem
    Practice Run 4: Tristen killed by swimming in lava (own stupidity)
    Practice Run 5: Mart brutally assaulted by Piglins
    Practice Run 6: Mart brutally assaulted by Piglins (You didn't learn the first time!?)
    Day 1, Attempt 1: Ben killed by Tristen (Framed Suicide)
    Day 1, Attempt 2: Nathan and Tobias killed by Creeper (Not mindful of surroundings)
    Day 1, Attempt 3: Tobias killed by Creeper
    Day 1, Attempt 4: Mart killed by gravity (Though it looks like Man349 murdered him)
    Day 1, Attempt 5: Steven killed by gravity (own stupidity)
    Day 1, Attempt 6: Jacky killed by gravity (own stupidity)
    Day 1, Attempt 7 (Staircase Attempt): Ben killed by gravity (own stupidity)
    Day 1, Attempt 7 (Staircase Attempt): Nathan murdered by Mart (typical shenanigans)
    Day 1, Attempt 7 (Staircase Attempt): Ben killed by Enderman (Wait he died twice?)
    Day 2, Attempt 8: Ben killed by Zombie (failed a spot check)
    Day 2, Attempt 9: Simon died by drowning (bring a door you imbecile)
    Day 2, Attempt 10: Seamus killed by an Iron Golem (helped towards demise by Steven)
    Day 2, Attempt 11: Sidney killed by a Zombie
    Day 2, Attempt 12 (Mesa Spawn): Tobias killed by Mart (Fistycuffs), Jacky killed by Cave Spider, Mart killed by Nathan (Fistycuffs)
    Day 2, Attempt 13: Tristen killed by Wither Skeleton (Entered the Nether alone)
    Day 2, Attempt 14: Steven killed by Gravity (Cast down by Nathan)
    Day 2, Attempt 15: Steven killed by Ben (Justfied)
    (Below are kills featured in the montage, sans the deaths from the "running" segments, there are 17 kills for 14 attempts here, so assumed that 3 kills share an attempt)
    Unknown Attempt: Steven killed by Iron Golem
    Unknown Attempt: Man349 murdered by Steven
    Unknown Attempt: Sidney fell into Desert Temple TNT trap, this also killed Mart
    Unknown Attempt: Sidney killed by Creeper
    Unknown Attempt: Ben killed by Creeper
    Unknown Attempt: Steven killed by Gravity
    Unknown Attempt: Tobias killed by Bees/Gravity
    Unknown Attempt: Ben killed by Zombie
    Unknown Attempt: Mart killed by Enderman
    Unknown Attempt: Ben killed by Warden
    Unknown Attempt: Seamus killed by Gravity
    Unknown Attempt: Mart killed by shrieker
    Unknown Attempt: Mart killed by shrieker
    Unknown Attempt: Mart killed by shrieker
    Unknown Attempt: Tobias killed by Mart (mitigated by Cave Spider poison)
    Unknown Attempt: Jacky killed by Cave Spider
    Unknown Attempt: Wereweonly1234 killed by Cave Spider
    Day 4, Attempt 29: Nick's Parrot killed by Lava
    Day 4, Attempt 29: Sidney pressed the CLEARLY OVERT BUTTON which killed Tristen (Steven gets the kill)

    • @ourdream1
      @ourdream1 Год назад +142

      You legend, having all the deaths in a list actually is much more hilarious than I thought

    • @randomalt9617
      @randomalt9617 Год назад +59

      ​@@ourdream1 I think the three "Mart killed by shrieker" was actually the ranged attack from the Warden, known as the Sonic Shriek.

    • @ayoshijunior
      @ayoshijunior Год назад +23

      I'm incredibly late and you probably won't see this
      but man349 is "arlo".

    • @drguineapig8755
      @drguineapig8755 9 месяцев назад +18

      I love how you included Nick’s parrot in the list.

    • @MGSLurmey
      @MGSLurmey 7 месяцев назад +4

      Just a note that "Mitigated" means the opposite of what you're trying to say here. It should either be "assisted" or "enabled" because had Tobias not been poisoned he may have survived Mart's swing.
      Edit: Mitigated would be appropriate if the cave spider was somehow helping Tobias survive. If he was undead this would be the case! It means to try to prevent something from happening, or to reduce the impact or severity of an event.
      If Tobias were a zombie, the poison would effectively be regeneration, which would indeed mitigate the damage Mart was dealing to him. :p

  • @bigdripper2017
    @bigdripper2017 Год назад +6156

    This better be a 2 hour montage of screaming and pain

  • @dyingstar24
    @dyingstar24 Год назад +5131

    You have to admire the massive amount of restraint martin had to exercise in order to keep himself from banning/immediately murdering Steve and Tristan after they sabotaged several runs

    • @sparhawk2195
      @sparhawk2195 Год назад +191

      Would of actuatly had fun and enjoyed the game but then wouldn't of had content for a video.

    • @raylenn4444
      @raylenn4444 Год назад +36

      ​@@sparhawk2195i disagree.

    • @unsie
      @unsie Год назад +41

      to be fair, that was a suspicious ass button.

    • @Rymeths
      @Rymeths Год назад +7

      ​@@sparhawk2195*would've

    • @lederp1182
      @lederp1182 Год назад +1

      ​@Rymeths would of is better than would've since would of is how it is said instead of would've.
      I respect you're correction though. Ain't much around for Grammer now a days.

  • @Hammerdrums
    @Hammerdrums Год назад +2014

    5 months for 34 minutes of Martin is SO fucking worth it. I can quit whenever I would like, I’m not addicted, I JUST WANT ONE MORE

    • @jona4919
      @jona4919 Год назад +6

      He has a second channel you know

    • @MrLoaymohd
      @MrLoaymohd Год назад +4

      CONTEEEEENNNT !! MORE CONTEEENNT !!

    • @bigbird4481
      @bigbird4481 Год назад +2

      ​@@jona4919 *what*

    • @_JC_21
      @_JC_21 Год назад

      Lamest shit I've ever read

    • @SmileUponBalls
      @SmileUponBalls Год назад +1

      That's what an addict would say

  • @auffq
    @auffq Год назад +611

    voicechat mod is genuinely the best mod, sometimes i’ll be building something and hear a faint scream from my friend running from mobs and it gets louder and louder then i just see him running for his life screaming his head off 😂

    • @professorxxx4142
      @professorxxx4142 Год назад +9

      Can you share some good proximity voice chat mods that work like the one in the video. Or even the one Mart used if I'm lucky lmao

    • @auffq
      @auffq Год назад +8

      @@professorxxx4142 either skoice or simple voicechat

    • @professorxxx4142
      @professorxxx4142 Год назад +1

      @@auffq huge thanks man. Really appreciate your help

    • @morganpriest7726
      @morganpriest7726 6 месяцев назад +1

      A good proxy chat can really enhance the comedy (and horror) potential of any game

  • @luffyiscool
    @luffyiscool Год назад +3521

    RIP to attempts 14 & 29.
    Two almost-complete runs full of so much potential and promise,
    only to be cruelly cut short by trollish shenanigans.

    • @jg-jg3no
      @jg-jg3no Год назад +144

      AKA Steven…….

    • @ownedmaxer607
      @ownedmaxer607 Год назад +94

      @@jg-jg3no and tristan

    • @LayeredKnot9190
      @LayeredKnot9190 Год назад +23

      A bit too much silliness

    • @thegamingman-ye2ec
      @thegamingman-ye2ec Год назад +8

      a little trolling

    • @fwpOo
      @fwpOo Год назад +1

      yo I'm looking for a relatively popular comment, but without 2 many comments so people actually see this, I assumed he used replay mod, I'm using it, and I'm trying to figure out how to lock to a player's head while they are moving, if they look around the camera follows, kinda like f5, but from angles that are not possible with f5 u know?

  • @Jardred
    @Jardred Год назад +6322

    Finally, the legend has returned 🛐, I've been waiting for this wonderful moment for months...

  • @miguelallenmateo1189
    @miguelallenmateo1189 Год назад +2251

    Tristan: *probably has the most deaths on the earlier attempts*
    Me: Surely, he has to be the villain, right?
    Meanwhile, Steven: *ruins the best runs and/or trolls people too much*

    • @MrAlloy-rc7rt
      @MrAlloy-rc7rt Год назад +152

      And then they fucking *teamed up* on that really good penultimate run

    • @miguelallenmateo1189
      @miguelallenmateo1189 Год назад +22

      @@MrAlloy-rc7rt Good point.

    • @wesleymays1931
      @wesleymays1931 Год назад +11

      Meanwhile, Ben: *walks into the TNT block and removes his armor*

    • @Ilmatorjuntapanssarivaunu_90
      @Ilmatorjuntapanssarivaunu_90 Год назад +14

      It's only funny for the zoomers with an attention span of 7 seconds, joke got really old really fast.

    • @INTERNECION101
      @INTERNECION101 Год назад +26

      @@Ilmatorjuntapanssarivaunu_90 I'm not even gonna cap. I was lowkey pissed at both of them while watching the video. Why the hell were they doing that? THEY HAD SUCH A GOOD RUN. Like wtf?

  • @foxi13x
    @foxi13x 9 месяцев назад +119

    10:07 "There he is. It's Martin."
    just kills me, lmao, that line was beautifully delivered

  • @bobbacon1398
    @bobbacon1398 Год назад +1876

    This frog man sure knows how to make a fantastic storyline

  • @ryanpepper4376
    @ryanpepper4376 Год назад +1767

    How Tristan and Steven got their hands on so much tnt without dying to creepers over and over with their quite small and squalid bases is quite the feat honestly.

    • @bostongurkay
      @bostongurkay Год назад +36

      They probably got it from desert temples

    • @Freeze-n-Frost
      @Freeze-n-Frost Год назад +12

      @@bostongurkayEven then its more of an impressive feat 😂

  • @koitatea
    @koitatea Год назад +1242

    Martin's storytelling is so good. He made Stephen seem like the worst person ever during these attempts. (he was)

    • @Ozzianman
      @Ozzianman Год назад +34

      ​@Travis Maguire the road to hell is paved with good intentions (and pranks)

    • @notlark650
      @notlark650 Год назад +2

      ​@@travismaguire1349he always meant well?? Sure didn't look like that in attempt 29

    • @notlark650
      @notlark650 Год назад +2

      @@travismaguire1349 if he meant well, why would he consistently ruin several runs?

  • @duphasdan
    @duphasdan Год назад +116

    27:40 The crescendo nerve wracking scene here. Pure chaos in classic art form.

    • @jirachisune8493
      @jirachisune8493 5 месяцев назад

      What song is it???

    • @elicoleman8631
      @elicoleman8631 4 месяца назад +2

      @@jirachisune8493winter, from the four seasons by Vivaldi

  • @ox1y1gen
    @ox1y1gen Год назад +1106

    Martin's multiplayer videos are surprisingly fun to watch. They're also painful to watch as his friends die in the dumbest ways possible

    • @Devinity08
      @Devinity08 Год назад +9

      And the funniest ways

    • @krsmanjovanovic8607
      @krsmanjovanovic8607 Год назад +45

      At this point I woupd just ban Steven

    • @surpriseman
      @surpriseman Год назад +9

      "Dumb ways to die, So many dumb ways to die"

    • @Cogu985
      @Cogu985 Год назад +5

      I'm unironically Stephen wasn't exiled from their friend group

  • @joshuasmyth3115
    @joshuasmyth3115 Год назад +525

    I laughed so hard when Ben threw off his armor and stood directly on the lit tnt, ensuring all would be taken down by his wrath.

  • @ThatVxtra
    @ThatVxtra Год назад +2067

    7:20 “I don’t know how people die in under water caving expedition, you should just bring a fricken door you imbecile.” This aged fucking amazing in only a months time

    • @theconsigliere5769
      @theconsigliere5769 Год назад +8

      Aw yep

    • @CollectingCasual
      @CollectingCasual Год назад +187

      Their controller disconnected so they couldn’t place a door in time. That’s why I only use official controllers

    • @Ballchugger
      @Ballchugger Год назад +61

      ​@@CollectingCasualI reckon it was the fact that their door supply worked until it didn't.
      Their sub wasn't door certified to say the least.

    • @sdsaddwsa3514
      @sdsaddwsa3514 Год назад

      They brought a gate instead of a door. What an imbecile

    • @reepieces
      @reepieces Год назад +1

      Is it patched?

  • @BobbaFet123
    @BobbaFet123 Год назад +83

    That ending with the portal to the skyblock map is showing the first stage of grief: denial. Dying during the fight fucked Martin up so bad he made up a story to explain how it didn’t happen.

    • @BlueKenzieFanatic984
      @BlueKenzieFanatic984 Год назад +11

      no he landed in water but wanted to make a different side story so the video would be more interesting

  • @burakgotkidnapped
    @burakgotkidnapped Год назад +2557

    I expect martin to scream in shock after finding a frog

    • @Devinity08
      @Devinity08 Год назад +21

      Swear you said Martian I was so confused

    • @luckyizzac
      @luckyizzac Год назад +4

      *literally me* moment

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 Год назад +2

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "Of what use is a philosopher who doesn't hurt anybody's feelings?"
      ~ Diogenes

  • @m0n0x
    @m0n0x Год назад +3029

    Take Stephen and Tristan to the hague for their heinous warcrimes 😤

    • @lahar2412
      @lahar2412 Год назад +101

      that’s too lenient. they must be subjected to the cold room torture

    • @chirs.a2274
      @chirs.a2274 Год назад +5

      lol

    • @samisasmidgenpsycho
      @samisasmidgenpsycho Год назад +22

      Send them over. I have canoes

    • @ferestrod3242
      @ferestrod3242 Год назад +11

      Send then to gulag in vorkuta (before you say, yes Black OPS 1 reference)

    • @pipdoesstuff3709
      @pipdoesstuff3709 Год назад

      Lynch them brutally.

  • @psalmcasanes8811
    @psalmcasanes8811 Год назад +859

    “After 29 attempts, we could finally see the light at the end of the tunnel” yes and it was another train coming:D

  • @je2848
    @je2848 Год назад +58

    17:55 when Martin said "worst of all, these guys," he missed a perfect opportunity to zoom in on his friends. God knows after all their shenanigans it would be an accurate statement.

  • @jellyman2k214
    @jellyman2k214 Год назад +3272

    I'm surprised how they didn't just kick Steven out of the challenge after how many times he's single-handedly ruined over 10 attempts

    • @borek999
      @borek999 Год назад +93

      so do tristan

    • @antonikudlicki1100
      @antonikudlicki1100 Год назад +339

      Had they just speedrunned it, the challange would suck. Minecraft is not a hard game. When the whole game becomes a prisoner's dilemma, now that's fun

    • @jackshotgamer9509
      @jackshotgamer9509 Год назад +83

      @@antonikudlicki1100 Theres really no dilemma, some people just like to do a little bit of trolling

    • @antonikudlicki1100
      @antonikudlicki1100 Год назад +158

      @@jackshotgamer9509 The dilemma being "should I focus on work and risk losing it all or should I troll before they troll me?"

    • @newtybot
      @newtybot Год назад +11

      @@jackshotgamer9509 thats the dilemma

  • @armanagahi9297
    @armanagahi9297 Год назад +3088

    My man remembered he ended Factorio on a cliffhanger, and decided to do it again. Then he did it AGAIN, on another series.
    Absolute mad lad

    • @CoreStarter
      @CoreStarter Год назад +118

      I mean Martin is never gonna finish that factorio play through, it's in space exploration a mod pack that usually takes hundreds of hours to finish, when your good at factorio, the stuff in Martin's videos about space explorationn is maybe 2% of the mod.

    • @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676
      @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 Год назад +45

      It’s not that he lest it on a cliffhanger again, it’s that the mad lad left it on the exact same cliffhanger two times

    • @SirFloopy
      @SirFloopy Год назад +36

      He did mention in his "Me" video about his origins and video making process that he makes a point of not working on multi-video projects for the same game all in one long go. That way he doesn't become known as just "a KSP channel," "a Factorio channel," etc. and has some more variety.

    • @inkboi215
      @inkboi215 Год назад +5

      @Syntex366 I bet he'll finish either this or Factorio later this year (2023 as of today)

    • @CoreStarter
      @CoreStarter Год назад

      @Syntex366 i call bullshit, the timelines don't match from his other videos, or were going to be getting factorio videos for the next 14 years with the pace he's going at, orrrr he brought in someone else to build the factory for him because I have played space exploration and the 2 videos we've gotten so far if they keep the pace well get like 20 more videos, getting to orbit and getting blue and red planet resources is like "congrats you're out of the space exploration tutorial"

  • @LynxBlack
    @LynxBlack Год назад +1272

    The video editing and story telling is so much better than a lot of really big production shows its mad how good mart is with it, so glad he blew up when he did

    • @zen4ever3
      @zen4ever3 Год назад

      WHATS THE NAME OF THE SONG AT 21:26?

    • @icantthinkofaname4265
      @icantthinkofaname4265 Год назад

      ​@@zen4ever3 ruclips.net/video/oacztL3gB9Y/видео.html

    • @qwwertyyuiopp
      @qwwertyyuiopp Год назад +5

      ​@@zen4ever3 Fights - AGST

    • @StudlyFudd13
      @StudlyFudd13 Год назад

      @@qwwertyyuiopp Ok sorry to be that guy...but do you also know what song this one is? 33:16 I really want to find it.

    • @eliskachimalova8328
      @eliskachimalova8328 Год назад

      ​@@StudlyFudd13it is from the God of War Ragnarok game. I highly recommend listening to the whole thing, it's a masterpiece.

  • @Redd72367
    @Redd72367 Год назад +31

    28:18 Tristian, Steven, YOU GOT SHIELDS GODDAMMIT USE THEM

  • @smellyLoser0405
    @smellyLoser0405 Год назад +736

    I don't know how he did it but he made minecraft look like a completely new experience. I wasn't expecting to think that a MC video has great cinematography.

    • @bigboypants1174
      @bigboypants1174 Год назад +5

      He’s using shaders 👍

    • @mars5train601
      @mars5train601 Год назад +49

      ​​@@bigboypants1174 that's not it. Notice the camera smoothly follows and travels? Yes he's got some kind of free camera/replay mod, but the skill and time taken to actually get each shot really pays off. You can compare it to others who just play only in first person with shaders

    • @somenerd727
      @somenerd727 Год назад +10

      @@mars5train601 it’s called replay mod. You can basically freecam any prerecorded games

    • @7Comic7mischief7
      @7Comic7mischief7 Год назад +9

      The montage of him walking sideways with all the deaths up to 29... really incredible

    • @andrewgonzalez6556
      @andrewgonzalez6556 Год назад +3

      The Neebs Gaming youtube channel has a series with a similar effect. Looks really great at times!

  • @cee_ves
    @cee_ves Год назад +606

    Mart’s sanity : I fear no man
    Mart’s sanity : but that _thing_
    *steven’s pranks*
    Mart’s sanity : it _scares_ me

    • @Freeze-n-Frost
      @Freeze-n-Frost Год назад +1

      Ben’s sanity: I ain’t talkin about that freak…he isn’t here is he? 😂

    • @Ocoro_
      @Ocoro_ Год назад +1

      Tobias's sanity: One shudders to imagine what inhumane thoughts like behind that mask

    • @Mets2015WorldSeries
      @Mets2015WorldSeries Год назад +1

      Tobias’s sanity: What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty

    • @i_forgor_whar
      @i_forgor_whar 10 месяцев назад +1

      **insert montage of stevens trollage followed by do you believe in magic**

  • @ReasonMakes
    @ReasonMakes Год назад +741

    Tristan being the embodiment of chaos was both hilarious and deeply exhausting at the same time

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 Год назад +1

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "You must be the change you wish to see in the world"
      ~ Mahatma Gandhi

    • @CoreStarter
      @CoreStarter Год назад +9

      I honestly would never be friends with someone like Tristan lol

    • @chibitinathelordofdeath.7127
      @chibitinathelordofdeath.7127 Год назад +2

      ​@CoreStarter the feeling when your name is Tristan and you have to accept that menace as one of your people

    • @chibitinathelordofdeath.7127
      @chibitinathelordofdeath.7127 Год назад +1

      He is not part of the Tristan collective

    • @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676
      @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 Год назад

      @@philosophy_bot4171I’m gonna use this as an excuse to beat to death many billionaires

  • @sparbit2845
    @sparbit2845 Год назад +62

    STEVENS NAME SAYS "GREAR" 20:02 That's why martin didn't what it on screen

    • @GRamerDim
      @GRamerDim 7 месяцев назад +1

      What does that mean?

    • @Peacekeepr-netrunner
      @Peacekeepr-netrunner 6 месяцев назад +1

      It's an inside joke for the community ​@@GRamerDim

    • @astupidgentleman8123
      @astupidgentleman8123 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Peacekeepr-netrunneryeah, but why does that not allow him to show it?

    • @Peacekeepr-netrunner
      @Peacekeepr-netrunner 4 месяца назад +1

      @@astupidgentleman8123 for legal reasons

    • @astupidgentleman8123
      @astupidgentleman8123 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Peacekeepr-netrunner Are those private or public

  • @maginimartini7954
    @maginimartini7954 Год назад +516

    The drama, the cinematography, the comedic timing,, this guy and his editor is a genius

    • @gracified16
      @gracified16 Год назад +20

      pretty sure he edits himself

    • @latvianbeaver7235
      @latvianbeaver7235 Год назад +8

      Yup no editor to be seen

    • @zen4ever3
      @zen4ever3 Год назад +1

      WHATS THE NAME OF THE SONG AT 21:26?

    • @Adam_Swaner
      @Adam_Swaner Год назад

      @@zen4ever3 Fights by AGST

    • @zen4ever3
      @zen4ever3 Год назад

      @@Adam_Swaner THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!

  • @TheGuardingDark_
    @TheGuardingDark_ Год назад +4686

    Im not sure how you could remain friends with Steven after all the shit he put you through and the time he wasted. Patience of a fucking saint, honestly.

    • @Jimothy-723
      @Jimothy-723 Год назад +191

      no, thats gulibility. to trust that guy after that is too much. if he would betray you over nothing he whould do it over something in a heart beat.

    • @tonyisaknight3550
      @tonyisaknight3550 Год назад +967

      @@Jimothy-723 It's a minecraft video stop trying to make it deep

    • @left_nut_9921
      @left_nut_9921 Год назад +386

      @@Jimothy-723 bro thinks minecraft it real life

    • @joaomacabrodeath
      @joaomacabrodeath Год назад +181

      @@tonyisaknight3550 Imagine having a friend who, against all the times you asked, make you life hard for no reason in a game

    • @tonyisaknight3550
      @tonyisaknight3550 Год назад +110

      @@joaomacabrodeath I already have 1 and he's a G.

  • @Basiclybones
    @Basiclybones Год назад +537

    this was beyond well edited this was movie production budget levels of edited (in my personal opinion)

    • @chirs.a2274
      @chirs.a2274 Год назад +2

      yes

    • @Jukantos
      @Jukantos Год назад +4

      Agreed. Martin may be the only meme youtuber challenging Max0r in editing skill (even though he only inserts about 25% as much insanity)

  • @UkraineCB
    @UkraineCB 8 месяцев назад +3

    Just for the record, this is the best video ive watched in the whole spring. I love this so much. Just friends being friends combined with good editing is insane. Its kinda like grian but more chaotic and better editing. I love this.

  • @wolfwires
    @wolfwires Год назад +369

    27:03 to 28:27 is potentially the greatest sequence of events i've ever seen in a video, and the narration only makes it funnier

    • @Nealbader82
      @Nealbader82 Год назад +5

      TOP! NOTCH!

    • @valuefn_7606
      @valuefn_7606 Год назад +13

      i have to agree, the four seasons winter music really sums it up

    • @StevieOk-hr8yh
      @StevieOk-hr8yh 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@valuefn_7606Thanks! I've been trying to figure out the music from that scene

  • @RLXxEpic
    @RLXxEpic Год назад +421

    The editing of third person in Minecraft is amazing and really makes this video special I am surprised I don’t see this more for more recent Minecraft videos in their editing 21:35

    • @dwkluka511
      @dwkluka511 Год назад +27

      It's done with a really cool mod called "replay mod" it lets you do all kinds of cool things.

    • @naterobinson8209
      @naterobinson8209 Год назад +2

      What’s the name of that song there tho

    • @Touriquette
      @Touriquette Год назад +3

      ​@@naterobinson8209 Fights, by agst

    • @RLXxEpic
      @RLXxEpic Год назад +3

      @@naterobinson8209 AGST - Fights

    • @LaDouilleDe18
      @LaDouilleDe18 Год назад

      How did he do that ? I have replay mod but i can’t do that kind of tracking, especially from the side

  • @weirdtyrant6274
    @weirdtyrant6274 Год назад +255

    This video is a prime example of “just because you have other people helping you that doesn’t mean the task will be easier.”

    • @robert9016
      @robert9016 Год назад +2

      When the weakest link can break the chain, everyone has to be in top form

    • @lusca999
      @lusca999 Год назад +1

      one cannot merely get help when your colleagues are NOT your allies

  • @generalmisery
    @generalmisery Год назад +36

    "Let's try not to die" always results in the first try ending in a team mate trying out the team damage mechanics.

  • @HispAnakin42
    @HispAnakin42 Год назад +882

    I’m starting to think that Mart is a masochist because of the amount of torture he subjects himself to.

    • @AtomicBlastPony
      @AtomicBlastPony Год назад +9

      I know it's a joke, but it's not by choice. It makes content. Content makes money. And he's gotta pay the bills.
      And a 9 to 5 is way more torturous than playing with friends, even if it's something this frustrating.
      So yeah, it's not that Mart is a masochist, it's that he lives in a capitalist society where entertainment makes way more money than essential labor.

    • @Konsi312
      @Konsi312 Год назад

      @@AtomicBlastPony if this videos pay me 1.2 mil per year, i wouldn't still do them. You must be masochist to make them.

    • @abdurrehmannasir5963
      @abdurrehmannasir5963 Год назад +2

      He isn't a masochist, he just likes do a lil bit of trolling.........
      .....to himself......

    • @notlark650
      @notlark650 Год назад

      ​@@Konsi312you are just a liar, I'm sorry but there's no way you pass up 1.2 mil a year just cause of this

    • @Konsi312
      @Konsi312 Год назад

      @@notlark650 I'm earning close to this so yes

  • @KnowledgeIncarnate
    @KnowledgeIncarnate Год назад +605

    I feel like this challenge becomes exponentially harder every person you add after the third.
    Edit: I take it back, anything after solo is harder if people are actively griefing the run lol.

    • @DanteTorn
      @DanteTorn Год назад +53

      I honestly don't understand how anyone can tolerate someone like that.
      Why would you ever play a videogame with someone who will purposefully and very maliciously try to ruin the experience for everyone else?
      Every single person I've ever met like this online has gotten banned from everywhere I saw them (such as mutual Discord servers) eventually.

    • @duesenantrieb8272
      @duesenantrieb8272 Год назад +29

      @@DanteTorn bc its fun... you messin around with your friends ... this was i think ok with anyone ,... bc if they all would have played seriously this would have been a 5 min vid

    • @MrDeothor
      @MrDeothor Год назад +52

      @@duesenantrieb8272 there's a difference between messing around with friends and just D-head griefing, tho

    • @RoboticTrexRus
      @RoboticTrexRus Год назад +1

      @@MrDeothor they probably didn't care

    • @ascarletllama
      @ascarletllama Год назад +19

      @@MrDeothor also changes things when everyone goes into the game knowing they are doing it to make good, entertaining content. It has never been Martin's style to just be the best at a game, he makes it fun, and he weaves a story through the chaos. That's what keeps us coming back. Would you really have had as much fun if they speed ran everything and it worked out perfectly the first time? Nah. The video would be 10min long and nobody would be having fun, viewers included.

  • @MultiJonstone
    @MultiJonstone Год назад +903

    Martin went from suffering alone to suffering with friends

    • @dexketristo2349
      @dexketristo2349 Год назад +9

      I guess you could say...
      ...He's really leveled up from experience. :>

    • @manveensingh3494
      @manveensingh3494 Год назад +22

      Suffering because of his "friends "

    • @draketurtle4169
      @draketurtle4169 Год назад +6

      @@manveensingh3494 suffering from his friends

    • @9051team
      @9051team Год назад +3

      More like suffering because of friends

  • @xanschneider
    @xanschneider Год назад +8

    That casual bed placing in the nether made my day.

  • @scalyshiponxbox6483
    @scalyshiponxbox6483 Год назад +83

    I love the editing on the montage where he’s just walking in a straight line with all the chaos around him it just looks so smooth and sick

  • @ethan24572
    @ethan24572 Год назад +144

    I like how when you guys found the portal room. You left the 2 people who have ruined the runs the most amount of times alone together. I’m sure nothing could ever go wrong

  • @DestinyPhono
    @DestinyPhono Год назад +937

    With friends like Steven you don't need enemies 🗿

  • @koso0423
    @koso0423 Год назад +3

    dude the editing at 28:43 is so cool! probs to whoever made it!

  • @freshlymemed5680
    @freshlymemed5680 Год назад +150

    This was a rollercoaster of emotions. The hilarity, the tragedy, the triumph. Truly masterful story telling.

  • @PlanesPerson
    @PlanesPerson Год назад +314

    For anyone asking, the music at 21:23 is AGST - Fights, and I think the shaderpack is Complementary - Reimagined
    EDIT: Mart confirmed in his QnA video on the live channel that he used Complementary shaders

    • @CallsignSAVAGE
      @CallsignSAVAGE Год назад +4

      Thanks mate, gonna add this to my workout!

    • @Pfeifenkraut
      @Pfeifenkraut Год назад +2

      Thank you, stranger!

    • @its3xtra
      @its3xtra Год назад +4

      You're an absolute legend and a lifesaver

    • @Ari-8449
      @Ari-8449 Год назад +2

      Thanks!

    • @g_op694
      @g_op694 Год назад +1

      what about the desert music at 32 going forwards?

  • @Amer93255
    @Amer93255 Год назад +1253

    I'm jealous of the amount of friends Martin has.

  • @elfster8834
    @elfster8834 3 месяца назад

    18:36
    Martincitopants: "lets go get those blaze rods"
    also Martincitopants: showing inventory with both blaze rods and blaze powder in it

  • @blazamt
    @blazamt Год назад +308

    5 months for a 30 minute video, worth every second. Martin is like a drug. Can't get enough of this man's content. Also, what's the shader

    • @jakubbronk673
      @jakubbronk673 Год назад +4

      Probably some version of complementary shaders, but I could be wrong

    • @Alacious
      @Alacious Год назад +3

      Most likely BSL shaders. It’s what I use and it looks basically the same 😊

    • @blazamt
      @blazamt Год назад +1

      @@Alacious Thanks, I appreciate the help.

    • @Argaitlam
      @Argaitlam Год назад

      Every time he comes out with a video I end up binging all of his videos and ruining my sleep schedule. 😅

    • @danielwerfel1076
      @danielwerfel1076 Год назад

      ​@@Argaitlam you see that's you're mistake... just don't sleep

  • @danielsong8307
    @danielsong8307 Год назад +183

    Steven is the kind of guy to leak government documents to win a war thunder argument.

  • @FukaiKokoro
    @FukaiKokoro Год назад +95

    The enderman chasing him up the stairs is the funniest shit I've seen. Made me laugh so hard.

    • @ba780YT
      @ba780YT Год назад +2

      I fell out of my chair

  • @corvetaumbr2410
    @corvetaumbr2410 10 месяцев назад +1

    *Both of them on a lake in the middle of a jungle forest*
    "This looks, this reminds me of Brazil"
    "Okay Thristan, we haven't seen any gang warfare yet"
    As a brazilian, i can affirm that made me laugh out loud

  • @therealav77
    @therealav77 Год назад +345

    Ima just say this now. Been around since early Martin. And the editing you put into this and the time. SHOWS. The day 3 part where the transitions of you walking and playing and dying with the boys to the music on beat is very well done. And the story telling and style had me into the plot. Bravo. Was missing your RUclips content and was hoping for a new video and I defiantly got it. Was worth the wait.. I know you’ll probably never see this but just know I appreciate the time you put into this video and uhhhhhh. The uhh.

    • @thirsty7281
      @thirsty7281 Год назад +13

      Well said mate, fully agree. :)

    • @martincitopants
      @martincitopants  Год назад +135

      the uhhh the well.. ahahaaha yej

    • @therealav77
      @therealav77 Год назад

      @@martincitopantsFrogMan Replies Funny Meme. Nice.. But I think it’s more like the UHH. The umm. The Agabashahdbrkwoxoeldpcpmqzk. Thanks

    • @ST0NEVR
      @ST0NEVR Год назад +9

      ​@@martincitopantswell said

  • @purplebatdragon
    @purplebatdragon Год назад +194

    Gotta say, your editing and use of world replay made this the most entertaining Minecraft content I've seen in years. Finally, something to munch on besides quirky teenage Dream banter.

  • @thedooonty123
    @thedooonty123 Год назад +88

    There are multiple channels on youtube that make minecraft challenges like these over and over again. Never have i seen a minecraft movie this full of epic and hilarious moments, drop dead gorgeous editing, and an ever entertaining narrator.

  • @jackdaniel3135
    @jackdaniel3135 Год назад +2

    No cap, this is one of THE funniest Minecraft videos I’ve watched. You and your buds really nailed it with this one.

  • @zlaughter4035
    @zlaughter4035 Год назад +133

    Phenomenal video Mart! And for those wondering, the shaders in use throughout the video is "Complementary Shaders"

    • @LikeAMos
      @LikeAMos Год назад +3

      legend

    • @CosmicVixy
      @CosmicVixy Год назад +3

      You are an actual legend. Thank you

    • @valen7142
      @valen7142 Год назад +2

      thanks dude you a real one

    • @XILEXHD
      @XILEXHD Год назад +4

      remember to toggle the glowing ores in the settings

    • @ihrinseesall
      @ihrinseesall Год назад +1

      thank you so much

  • @joshuamorris9527
    @joshuamorris9527 Год назад +438

    I must say I am absolutely enamored by this editing style and pacing. And the chaotic nature does W O N D E R S for my A.D.H.D.

    • @forplaint_ru
      @forplaint_ru Год назад +3

      Oh, I hear you brotha!

    • @OddFellowGaming
      @OddFellowGaming Год назад +4

      Bro I’ve watched this video three times this week I can’t get enough of it

  • @thatrandomdude7767
    @thatrandomdude7767 Год назад +337

    this gives me the vibes of "oh god help me im mentaly insane"
    and when the hell are we getting more my summer car

    • @strangerroll4031
      @strangerroll4031 Год назад +23

      It's over dude, he ain't doing it again, but maybe when MWC comes out, unless like alot of people ask for MSC, then he may make a mod video.

    • @griffencake8072
      @griffencake8072 Год назад +1

      @@strangerroll4031 those hobby ski people better watch out

    • @marzXD420
      @marzXD420 Год назад +1

      I know

    • @friendlyneighborhoodrker8251
      @friendlyneighborhoodrker8251 Год назад +1

      @@strangerroll4031 is right. MSC ended and we wont get another vid on it unless msc somehow gets a sequel

  • @fly_guy0018
    @fly_guy0018 Год назад +5

    13:06 I love how he just says promising new land..

  • @SophisticatedJai
    @SophisticatedJai Год назад +124

    100% worth the wait
    10/10
    Would reccomend as a cure for depression

  • @kouikilol5833
    @kouikilol5833 Год назад +208

    the camera work, cinematography and narration are all top notch. Your best work yet. fuckin brilliant mate

  • @undead475
    @undead475 Год назад +335

    The plot, the characters, the drama.... truly one of the youtube videos of all time

  • @FluffyEnbyneering
    @FluffyEnbyneering Год назад +4

    I’ve watched this video over 5 times and I’m still not tired of it yet

  • @aslassin
    @aslassin Год назад +229

    Martin, I have come to confess that you, in the short time that I have watched your content
    (approximately 6 months) have never disappointed me once with your videos and also your
    choice of games to play. I always thought that you were a good RUclipsr to play Minecraft 👍
    and This proves me VERY right.
    I love Minecraft and I love Australian Frogs. Very Love ❤❤

  • @chadduck7805
    @chadduck7805 Год назад +69

    The legend has returned, with a gut wrenching story and a mythical level of editing

  • @SirachaHair
    @SirachaHair Год назад +78

    I love the zoomed out shots of you guys running around doing things, even when its not sped up. It's just hypnotic

  • @roslan750
    @roslan750 Год назад +2

    I loved this video! Can't explain in words how amused I was at the effort gone into this! Great video boi

  • @cerealisasoup2439
    @cerealisasoup2439 Год назад +323

    Martin is the one of the only youtubers who can make minecraftc interesting for me in 2023.

  • @mathieuerhard6174
    @mathieuerhard6174 Год назад +106

    I watched the video with a friend that is also a Martincitopants fan, and oh boy... This was incredible, and I can't get enough of those fail moments with classical music. The End portal one gets me every god damn time.
    One of the best Minecraft (and general after all) video I've ever seen :)

    • @ahmedhaikel50
      @ahmedhaikel50 Год назад +3

      what is the name of the classical music on the faliure of day 4

    • @zen4ever3
      @zen4ever3 Год назад

      WHATS THE NAME OF THE SONG AT 21:26?

    • @emredeniz1016
      @emredeniz1016 Год назад

      @@ahmedhaikel50 did you find it

    • @JustRandomNetDude
      @JustRandomNetDude Год назад

      @@zen4ever3 AGST - Fights (answer from @TOMCATS)

    • @JustRandomNetDude
      @JustRandomNetDude Год назад

      @@ahmedhaikel50 Antonio Vivaldi - The Four Seasons No. 4 - The Winter

  • @broetchen1_
    @broetchen1_ Год назад +7

    The kid kicking the sandcastle at 29:11 killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @jonathantreleven1823
    @jonathantreleven1823 Год назад +32

    Can we agree that little detail on 4:24 of the text kept going even when it was during the transition is a nice touch?

  • @HG_81
    @HG_81 Год назад +174

    Nathan trying to break the portal with stone tools, getting killed in the process by a creeper sneaking up on him is such a fitting death for someone using a Charles Leclerc skin

  • @CertifiedArab
    @CertifiedArab Год назад +105

    Alternate title: Going through the 5 stages of grief with my friends on minecraft

  • @phdjgee
    @phdjgee 2 месяца назад +8

    21:23 what song is that?

  • @Ritzu128
    @Ritzu128 Год назад +165

    after 5 months the myth, the legend, the frog everyone has been waiting for has returned

  • @gollem148
    @gollem148 Год назад +192

    I've only just discovered your yt channel from your "skyblock" video and I have to say, I REALLY enjoy the way of editing that you do.
    It's something I've never seen before. It's hard to explain in words what I enjoy about it so much but you've defs got a sub from me mate.
    I look forward to seeing more of your older videos, as well as new ones. :)

    • @marcushartung3988
      @marcushartung3988 Год назад +3

      I FOUND HIS CHANNEL THROUGH HIS SKYBLOCK VIDEO TOO LOL

    • @I_play_overwatch_daily
      @I_play_overwatch_daily 5 месяцев назад

      Swear the Skyblock video was fire I just wish that I have originally watched it in order

    • @doteleven5890
      @doteleven5890 4 месяца назад

      @@I_play_overwatch_daily me 2, I also found this goldmine from skyblock

  • @markereyes
    @markereyes Год назад +18

    30:04 Quantum getting busy while everyone else tries to sleep lel

  • @Jolt_The_Jolteon
    @Jolt_The_Jolteon 2 месяца назад +3

    4:18 BRAZIL REFERENCE? BRAAAASIIIIIIIL 🇧🇷🇧🇷🎵🎵🔥 NÚMERO 1 DO MUNDO 🗣️⚽️ LAR DO PASTEL COM CALDO DE CANA, BABY 🍹

  • @thehighspeedchicken
    @thehighspeedchicken Год назад +31

    27:31 is the best part of any youtube video i have ever seen

    • @HapyXD
      @HapyXD Год назад

      Do you know the name of the song played then

    • @thehighspeedchicken
      @thehighspeedchicken Год назад +4

      @@HapyXD Vivaldi - The Four Seasons - Winter

    • @HapyXD
      @HapyXD Год назад

      @@thehighspeedchicken Omfg thanks so much bro

    • @kurushimee
      @kurushimee Год назад +1

      @@thehighspeedchicken jesus christ thank you I've been scrolling comments for 10 minutes straight to find this

  • @boneman9751
    @boneman9751 Год назад +410

    People like Stephen and Tristan are the reasons I don’t play minecraft with friends.

    • @massivetwat5515
      @massivetwat5515 Год назад +18

      You must be fun at parties

    • @davidci
      @davidci Год назад +149

      @@massivetwat5515 Now now Steven, Martin censored your username for a reason. Don't make it too obvious.

    • @lennartsix6102
      @lennartsix6102 Год назад +3

      Or because you dont have any

    • @bluejacketergazu2447
      @bluejacketergazu2447 Год назад +13

      @@lennartsix6102 not having any seems like a win in this specific situation

    • @boneman9751
      @boneman9751 Год назад +47

      @@massivetwat5515 well if all my friends did was purposely undo hours worth of work and cause me to restart the same project 20 times because they just thought it was funny, I wouldn’t want any.

  • @alygan00
    @alygan00 Год назад +68

    Martin, you truly have way more patience with people than I do. If I was the one in charge Steven would have been promptly Thanos snapped from the challenge after the second time he fucked it up so close to the finish.

  • @poyokid916
    @poyokid916 6 месяцев назад +1

    this and the skyblock video made me laugh so much i got a headache
    thank you
    i havent had this good of a laugh in forever

  • @notlark650
    @notlark650 Год назад +72

    After 28:12 I would've just stopped playing with Tristan and Steven all together, I'd be so fucking pissed

  • @Headbringer
    @Headbringer Год назад +36

    Let’s all just ignore the ender dragon flying around in the background at 21:52

  • @cat_03tv
    @cat_03tv Год назад +50

    I love how the deaths line up perfectly with the music at 21:54

  • @seawingnumber5417
    @seawingnumber5417 10 месяцев назад +1

    “These fellas had clearly spent their entire lives working the farms and amassing themselves an impressive supply of wheat. So naturally, we stole*slurping sound* all of their wheat” 29:43

  • @Slimmeyy
    @Slimmeyy Год назад +23

    Left us with a massive Factorio cliffhanger only to take half a year to LEAVE US ON ANOTHER CLIFFHANGER IN A DIFFERENT GAME

  • @ishouldfindagoodname2416
    @ishouldfindagoodname2416 Год назад +20

    20:00
    I cannot remember the last time that I have actually screamed at my screen, begging the people in the video not to do the stupid thing that they were clearly about to do.

  • @brianrussell2441
    @brianrussell2441 Год назад +47

    The way you described how you got lost is actually pretty accurate to mines and cave spelunking, due to how some times the formation on the geometry of the caves sound can become muted.

  • @rileysimpson3383
    @rileysimpson3383 Год назад +1

    Just the constant emotional screaming. I want to know, ARE YOU DOING ALRIGHT! Instant Subscribe!