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@@noskalborg723 "doing an important mission? Well; you better DROP THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW and CHOP THAT VEHICLE; ON THE SPOT! YOU HEARD RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, .... that's the hardest vehicle to find. You heard right, that rinky dink tike of a vehicle. could possibly never be seen for several if not hundreds of hours."
This series, along with your factorio video, shows that your content is incredibly polished but still chaotic and hilarious while at the same time being informative of the actual game. One of the best creators on the entire site right now. Love it.
Mart got a donation from NORTH KOREA. There are very few people in NK that have unrestricted internet access. Mart very reasonably, could have gotten a donation from Kim Jong Un himself
Wait, so that means someone was watching a live stream of a game about taking over a small nuclear-weaponized country... Sheesh somebody's got probably erased from existence for that
@@thesongfindermanthere’s a super secret one but I can’t tell you the name because that would reveal the secret and we don’t want any outsiders knowing our super secret VPN.
"Nice to boat you" is one of those lines you find hilarious only after having your brain turned to mush by binging just cause 3 for 8 hours straight on a Saturday afternoon
Imagine being a citizen in this country ruled by an oppressive totalitarian government and in just over 12 hours an insane man with a wingsuit destroys the whole thing, and has spare time to pick up cool rocks and steal one of every vehicle in the country
"what a horrible day at work, I should go to bed" > Wakes up "Honey! Wake up! Some guy in a wingsuit just overthrew the government! What are we going to do?!"
I've never gotten into speed running, and have only seen a few speed runs of other games, but I had no idea just how much effort and suffering goes into one. Nothing but respect to you for making it back up to first place.
He didn’t add the part where someone said that he created this monster, mart then said that he did create the monster, the bonster if you will and the chat started spamming bonster
This man already beat the record, but did it again on stream, just to flex at the end at this video that he had a better time already. I love this dood
I joined that stream at the beginning when he was starting, in the middle when he was flying around, another when I saw Greer spammed in the chat and the final time was when he was searching for the van.
22:00 That's EXACTLY how I defeated that boss lol, and I didn't even know this bug was a thing. It completely turned me off how easy it was to destroy that helicopter
shame the war between Greer and boat didn't get more vid time, best stream i ever watched in my life. the puns chat pulled out to mind flood martin were legendary.
17:02 I almost broke down in tears when marto called in a mech to bring that boat to a garage because I spent 3 days trying to slide that boat down a hill to the ocean to get to the nearest garage. I did get it eventually, but now I just feel sad seeing it done so easily. All the pain I went through trying to get that boat unlocked could have been skipped with the mech. edit: I just remembered that I did it before the mech DLC came out
I did it with the massive like dump truck thing u find in the quarry’s and attempting to drag the boat along the road. Took me 4 hours for it to work without it exploding
I used the cargo truck, to no avail, I used the dump truck, to no avail, I eventually used a method of tethers to a helicopter, and slowly sliding it down the mountainside, until it eventually landed in the water
I kinda liked the challenge, tested your creativity b4 that mech dlc. I remember trying to somehow land the cargo plane then use this massive dump truck and then eventually this pretty big heli which finally worked. Was kinda funny thinking back
I'll be completely honest: I would love to see you make videos about trying to do speedruns, even if you didn't get the record in them, if only because you'd make them really entertaining.
i remember watching most of both streams and i was so invested in Martin's success that when he almost missed the drop on the final boss my heart threw itself into the center of the earth and then into space when the boss flipped to death. GG Martin.
His speed record is so blazing fast, that he still stands in third place, only 3 minutes behind the second place to this very day. The guy who placed first did it a whole hour faster, but he didn't do it in a single continuous run.
Can we talk about how at 17:36 Martin displays one percent of his true power by changing the color of his suit using sheer willpower within less than a second
Smallqnt doesn't on WR attempts and plus his community is pretty respectful overall with not doing donos to often during streams at least the ones I saw
some do and some don't, but mainly they ignore it during WR attempts and only look at it during unskipable cutscenes and stuff like that which doesn't need their attention.
Martin, drive a fast car when looking for cars. Flying makes the game spawn less cars but when in spawn zones just drive around. Making cars spawn in and out driving fast is the best way ive found
Unironically, I have been interested in YT merch three times so far 1) Some cool Kurzgesagt stuff 2) Trash Taste Trash Bucket Mug 3) The robot frog. I unironically think it's cool
I’ve lost count on how many times I’ve rewatched these. You get a laugh out of me every time. And I will probably watch this again tomorrow. Too bad I missed the merch though. Would’ve loved to walk around with robot frog (wananana) T-shirt
I remember telling him to drink water on that sea of Greer and boat. And he actually was like “don’t worry I will drink water I have some right here” I was surprised tbh.
I was there for the stream and it was a blast, Between the in and out USB's tricking me all the time, the crazy donos and fun chat and the SUPREME content, It was well worth it. I've been having a rough time lately with personal life to this was a breath of fresh air.
it was pretty fun doing the speedrun against you! I was really exited when i beat you :) Good job on taking first place again though, defenitly deserve it!
thank you mr. martin i read some scary shit, got scared and couldnt sleep, so i listen to you scream about boats for 20 min and fell right to sleep (love your stuff)
I liked when a lot of the other US people woke up (~9am) and asking what was up with the clock at 0:00:00 and when it was starting/wtf are we doing like right after the run was over
New World Record :- Swedish player NordicRockhopper , 11 hours 26 minutes 16 seconds submitted a year ago Second place :- German player Sir_Ryu , 12 hours 30 minutes 46 seconds submitted 10 months ago
7:51 lmao imagine dropping off Rico's vehicles happy that your supporting a resistance figure that will help youbwinn the war then he just pulls you out of you play and you fall to your death.
I remember waking up from an afternoon rest and tuning into the live here on yt I was there just in time to witness g r e e r come to life That was probably one of the highest points in my life up to now
Here I am thinking "all of those shrine bells sound a lot like the bells from bloodborne..." and then at 16:46 the cleric beast theme casually starts playing
"Good luck with the final boss." I said. "Nah I already took care of the final boss." he said :thinking: bold statement. lettuce see how this plays out. Pretty fast editing for such a long boy video. great quality. much funnee.
I hadn't expected martin to crush the run by so much lol. I half expected this video would be called despair or something (I can't watch streams) as he tries repeatedly and fails to beat the time due to rng. Very well done.
The people of Cascadia. Do you know what you have taken from them? Their homes! And for what? To seccede from the world?!! What you think you can fight this war again in 50 years time!? Do you really think history will see it your way?
I was lucky enough to watch this live, good times. Can I also say how surprised I am that you edited this in like 2 weeks, that's crazy dude, mad respect.
I got nostalgic about this game, so i got JC4, i played for one hour. I ordered a helicopter, got in, a dude in a scooter ram it while i got inside. It exploded, killing me in the process. Try to get another one >15 minutes cooldown to order another one Steam refund the game instantly Never again i'll let nostalgia influence me
That use of the sea of thieves music was masterful! Well done man! I thoroughly enjoyed all 24mins and 26secs of this video lmao! I still think just cause 2 is the best of the franchise tho. Much less buggy, things don't explode by looking at them and motorcycle riding isn't wonky.
im glad to say that i had the honor to see this madness live, like... i went to bed watching your stream... i woke up and HE WAS STILL ON IT. thats dedication right here my friends
I'm surprised, given his insanely detailed kerbal space program explanations, that he didn't mention the travelling salesman problem here. I kept waiting for a setup for a joke ;w;
3:12 Yup it is,definitely one of the few largest maps i’ve played in an open world game.It's way bigger than all these open world RPG maps that people go crazy for.It also has the biggest mountain ever made in a fictional game world.I wish the game had a better FOV tho.The whole thing feels way too zoomed.
@@_Dat_Edgy_Boi_ just cause series have one of the biggest map in non procedural games by FAR, new vegas without dlc is between 20 and 30 km², while just cause map is 1000km²
I showed up, watched the stream for a few hours, said "look guys hes doing the funneee" when he got to BOAT, and he responded to it bc it was one of the few non-BOAT comments. I cant help but think i inspired the line at 7:25
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Imma buy it all
@@martincitopants boat
@@martincitopants We need more Kerbal, my addiction begs of you phrog king
G R E E R ;)
One day Summoning Salt will make a history of 100% Just Cause 3 speedrunning and you'll be forever immortalized as the man who started this category.
We NEED that
@@OZZY9669 this makes me happy.
AND the man who raised awareness for the importance of chopping vehicles on sight.
@@noskalborg723 "doing an important mission? Well; you better DROP THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW and CHOP THAT VEHICLE; ON THE SPOT! YOU HEARD RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, .... that's the hardest vehicle to find. You heard right, that rinky dink tike of a vehicle. could possibly never be seen for several if not hundreds of hours."
This series, along with your factorio video, shows that your content is incredibly polished but still chaotic and hilarious while at the same time being informative of the actual game. One of the best creators on the entire site right now. Love it.
Maybe it's good but it's not as polished as pierogi or kiełbasa
The battlefield 4 tier list was peak
@@Fytrzaczek21 Who the fuck are they
@@thevaltwo just look up the names and despair
@@JokobZuma Nah factorio was peak, bf4 tier list was near peak tho
I love the fact that as far as I know you have basically created an entire speedrunning community singlehandedly
*B O A T*
@@ravensquote7206
MOBILE TASK FORCE SKYNET OPEN UP!!!
Just to spite him and drive him to insanity
Greer
@@ravensquote7206 GREER
Mart got a donation from NORTH KOREA. There are very few people in NK that have unrestricted internet access. Mart very reasonably, could have gotten a donation from Kim Jong Un himself
Kim Jong Un getting a preview of what is gonna happen to his country if they keep threatening USA
Wait, so that means someone was watching a live stream of a game about taking over a small nuclear-weaponized country...
Sheesh somebody's got probably erased from existence for that
VPN?
@@JjonahlamisonWhich VPNs have servers in North Korea??
@@thesongfindermanthere’s a super secret one but I can’t tell you the name because that would reveal the secret and we don’t want any outsiders knowing our super secret VPN.
"Nice to boat you" is one of those lines you find hilarious only after having your brain turned to mush by binging just cause 3 for 8 hours straight on a Saturday afternoon
there is also "not to brag but i am awesome"
@@halfalivepogostick i watched the whole stream
@Rajat vikram nanda it’s almost like he is speaking from experience
reminds me of a gag in "cloudy with a chance of meatballs":
"it's nice to BEET you!"
"that's a Radish!"
Blowing up bridges and derailing trains is my favourite pass time
Everyone has their Evils:
Seth has the Merchants Guild
UberDanger has his Alternate Persona
Martincitopants has the BOAT
the ADHD trifecta
I read this as everyone has their Elvis
Theres mandy and his droods
The very monster he created.
There’s shammy and his shitty upload schedule.
Imagine being a citizen in this country ruled by an oppressive totalitarian government and in just over 12 hours an insane man with a wingsuit destroys the whole thing, and has spare time to pick up cool rocks and steal one of every vehicle in the country
Seems legit
i can think of a few countries he should visit
Like China?
@@IceShade5843 12
"what a horrible day at work, I should go to bed"
> Wakes up
"Honey! Wake up! Some guy in a wingsuit just overthrew the government! What are we going to do?!"
7:42 Even after 5 years of experience with this game, I still doubt I’ll ever, EVER, be able to do this.
me to but not 5 years
It really does make sense that the bomber is intended as a "late-game" vehicle, considering you can easily clear most bases in 1-3 passes
@Suzu Ichinose u fuckin serious m8?
@@Zeric86 it’s a bot, don’t mind it
Can't wait to see the Speedrun documentary about just cause 3 in 5 years.
I might just make that video if I can get myself to watch several 12+ hour runs
Can't wait for that tomatoanus 15 hour video explaining the jc3 100% speedrun
Directed by Internet Historian
Written, directed, and produced by martincitopants.
only 3 years now
I can’t wait for part 4 when he ends up having to do it in 5 hours.
@@taniaaa8022 💀💀💀
That’s just gta
Part 7- 5 minute
I've never gotten into speed running, and have only seen a few speed runs of other games, but I had no idea just how much effort and suffering goes into one. Nothing but respect to you for making it back up to first place.
He has officially done it… this extraordinary bean has ascended into legendary status. Even further than the mighty B O A T .
B O A T
He didn’t add the part where someone said that he created this monster, mart then said that he did create the monster, the bonster if you will and the chat started spamming bonster
A I R B O A T
G R E E R
B O A T
this man made a whole video about his 13 hour record just to whip out his ultimate record at the end
Just like the US during world war 2
@@joggaliforden5138 sus 14:21
@@ismellofsandwiches7058 HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@@ismellofsandwiches7058 i love amongus
@@damired haha funny sussy mogus
I remember watching the stream for a while, taking a break to sleep. Coming back just at the end and he beat the record by 7 hours. I was impressed
Same hapened with me, diffrence is i didnt wake up till 7 hrs after the stream ended
Same I woke up just in time for the end
Watched the first 30mins and last 30mins… was legendary
I woke up and there was no stream so i tough he failed, clearly not, he was successful and so fast that i tough he abandoned it.
I missed the end
This man already beat the record, but did it again on stream, just to flex at the end at this video that he had a better time already.
I love this dood
That’s our mart
I like how they're now known as smooth brain generators, properly immortalizing his smooth brain moments
*brain smooth*
Martin has found his calling, being a borderline phycotic speed runner.
You sir, have the best username and profile picture combination I have ever seen
Borderline?
Than name and that PFP is glorious.
G R E E R
I was about to question if ur PFP was suppose to be Joshua Graham but the name already answers that question.
I joined that stream at the beginning when he was starting, in the middle when he was flying around, another when I saw Greer spammed in the chat and the final time was when he was searching for the van.
Why no comment tho
greer
@@marsya2363 not greer
@@whatdoinamethis7963 wdym?
22:00 That's EXACTLY how I defeated that boss lol, and I didn't even know this bug was a thing. It completely turned me off how easy it was to destroy that helicopter
Well, it can be pretty difficult if you don’t cheese it.
Your story telling with your montage is actually so good.
And your community is just marine chaos filled with [marine vessels] manned by clowns
Greer
@@FHGryphonIRL greer too follow chaos minion
frog army go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
He needs a discord
@@argokarrus2731 he has a discord
shame the war between Greer and boat didn't get more vid time, best stream i ever watched in my life. the puns chat pulled out to mind flood martin were legendary.
Greer?
@@jasonvoorheaves3209 Greer
Greer
G R E E R
BOAT
Gotta love this man's absolute devotion to go above and beyond for a shitty meme
Not a meme at this point
That's dedication
Wish he had the same devotion to give us part two of his factorio play through xD
@@stahliboi6249 yes please
what’s the meme? This is my first time watching him
Mart's humor is just literally saying nonsense, screaming, yelping, creating weird noise, P A I N and I love it a lot.
This wonderous outcome requires a celebration of the highest quality
--Drip--
Epic moment
I'm glad to have witnessed this saga. I tried it myself, and figured out that I'm no good at streaming, editing, or speedrunning in general.
Mad respect for this man, he's speedrun a game to 100% in less then 3 days and has also edited over 10 hours of footage into a 24 minute video
he made 3 videos of exactly the same thing, he posts about once a month. i love him but reusing content over and over again is not fun to watch
@@cantanrect7571 but its funny every time
@@cantanrect7571 L
@@cantanrect7571 I love how each time his time gets better and better
Yes mad respect. This is proof that money can make people do impossible things. I like money too, the root of all evil.
12:55 "the truck had turned me into an old man" moment in case you need it.
17:02 I almost broke down in tears when marto called in a mech to bring that boat to a garage because I spent 3 days trying to slide that boat down a hill to the ocean to get to the nearest garage. I did get it eventually, but now I just feel sad seeing it done so easily. All the pain I went through trying to get that boat unlocked could have been skipped with the mech.
edit: I just remembered that I did it before the mech DLC came out
Don't slide it down, max out on grapples, and there is ONE helicopter with enough oomf to pick it up and carry it to the oceqn
I did it with the massive like dump truck thing u find in the quarry’s and attempting to drag the boat along the road. Took me 4 hours for it to work without it exploding
@@edbury8753 you poor soul. That sounds horrific.
I used the cargo truck, to no avail, I used the dump truck, to no avail, I eventually used a method of tethers to a helicopter, and slowly sliding it down the mountainside, until it eventually landed in the water
I kinda liked the challenge, tested your creativity b4 that mech dlc. I remember trying to somehow land the cargo plane then use this massive dump truck and then eventually this pretty big heli which finally worked. Was kinda funny thinking back
I'll be completely honest: I would love to see you make videos about trying to do speedruns, even if you didn't get the record in them, if only because you'd make them really entertaining.
He live-streamed it, I randomly joined in to him crying 😂
GHOST RECON BREAKPOINT
Not just any popular speedruns, no. Far too hard. Easy viewership. CRINGE.
Martin should kickstart Speedrun communities like what he did for JC3
CRINGE Fist a kangroo or something instead!
you shoudlve seen the chat when he did laguna bomb blast first try
i remember watching most of both streams and i was so invested in Martin's success that when he almost missed the drop on the final boss my heart threw itself into the center of the earth and then into space when the boss flipped to death. GG Martin.
His speed record is so blazing fast, that he still stands in third place, only 3 minutes behind the second place to this very day.
The guy who placed first did it a whole hour faster, but he didn't do it in a single continuous run.
Shouldn’t segmented runs be in a different category from single-segment?
@@Halocon720 it should but unfortunately it's not
His record also isn't in one sitting, it's split between two sessions
Can we talk about how at 17:36 Martin displays one percent of his true power by changing the color of his suit using sheer willpower within less than a second
Since this being has a rainbow frog head and talks without his head moving a inch except when he feels like it, I’m not surprised.
He does the same at 4:17
First run: pain
Second Run: Agony
Third Run: Domination
Suffer
Agonize
Dominate
Average sadomasochism enjoyer
In summary: When you challenge a factorio player on efficient routes
Ok
The factory must grow
The factory must grow
The factory must grow
E X P A N D
We need the JC3 Devs to add "The Mart DLC" where it is just you become a frog and have to get more Just Drip 3
You and Atrioc will be forever remembered as people who created speedrunning communities in games that no one speedruns
Ah yes, another fan of el glizzo hands
And jaiden animations with cooking mama
I guess the algorithm is collecting us Big A viewers
@@Bogartis speedrunning games which no speedruns - Any % Category
I will not let you sleep on critical and Mr Krabs on ketamine
I see someone is learning why speedrunners don't read chat and don't hear donations during the run.
SmallAnt does, though I’m pretty sure he’s the exception, not the rule
Smallqnt doesn't on WR attempts and plus his community is pretty respectful overall with not doing donos to often during streams at least the ones I saw
G R E E R
@Suzu Ichinose THE FUCK
some do and some don't, but mainly they ignore it during WR attempts and only look at it during unskipable cutscenes and stuff like that which doesn't need their attention.
The B O A T meme is a brainchild of Martin that keeps on haunting him.
We will never forget.
*Greer*
Rico is the equivalent of giga chad, every single character from gta, and martin
Don’t forget about Henry, from Hardcore Henry
@@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 w movie
Rico: *punch’s screen on a missile then bails*
State of the art missile interpretation systems: am I joke to him?
Me: "Ugh, modern jokes are just random nonsense. Glad my humor is more refined."
frog-in-a-frog man: "boat"
me: **wheeeeeeeeeeeze**
greer
Greer
Greer
Greer
"In the future, humour will be randomly generated"
Martin, drive a fast car when looking for cars. Flying makes the game spawn less cars but when in spawn zones just drive around. Making cars spawn in and out driving fast is the best way ive found
Unironically, I have been interested in YT merch three times so far
1) Some cool Kurzgesagt stuff
2) Trash Taste Trash Bucket Mug
3) The robot frog.
I unironically think it's cool
You have impeccable taste sir
We share the same interest it seems.
ah I see, a man of culture
Good shit
Well of course it's cool. It's a smol frog controlling a bigger robot frog.
I’ve lost count on how many times I’ve rewatched these. You get a laugh out of me every time. And I will probably watch this again tomorrow.
Too bad I missed the merch though. Would’ve loved to walk around with robot frog (wananana) T-shirt
Being a part of the chat collectively losing their minds every time there was *B O A T* was great
GREER
B O A T
*ВОАТ*
B O A T
I remember telling him to drink water on that sea of Greer and boat. And he actually was like “don’t worry I will drink water I have some right here” I was surprised tbh.
Game devs: there are hundreds of hours of fun in our game the map is a huge playground.
Speed runners: I did it all in 10.
Emphasis on ALL
The speedrunners play the games more than anyone else.
"10 Days?"
"No, 10 hours"
@@kylebrown2905 yeha, they replay it over and over to develop techniques and strategies
Not including like 2000 hours of practicing and planning
I was there for the stream and it was a blast, Between the in and out USB's tricking me all the time, the crazy donos and fun chat and the SUPREME content, It was well worth it.
I've been having a rough time lately with personal life to this was a breath of fresh air.
Ah yes, the $420,69 dono was nice.
Boat
Hope sh*t gets better for you
All the good luck from xx donos
aGREED LOL IT WAS HILARIOUS AND A VERY GOOD TIME
sorry for caps lock
fun fact newest speedrun record on just cause 3 is nordicRockHopper with 11H 26M 16S
Best thing about 100% speedrunning is that it gets less painful the better and faster you get.
That sounds gay
@@capybara9521 speaking from experience?
Then it becomes unbearable when beating the time becomes too tight
it was pretty fun doing the speedrun against you! I was really exited when i beat you :) Good job on taking first place again though, defenitly deserve it!
It da guy
its the man, the myth, the legend
@@moazcheese5126 well I'm only in fifth place haha
@@stumpgrundt4060 even so that's amazing the amount of focus and attention span you have to have to do these runs is probably insane
At this point Mart should just buy a boat in real life
and just name her *b o a t*
Next video - "I was inspired by a youtube comment so I bought a B O A T"
Probably got enough in that stream to do so
i mean, he lives in australia, at least half of us already have a B O A T
his fans would lose their damn minds.
Martin's in third place now, he should show dominance upon his competitors and make a new world record
I'm so glad that Marty is making his way up through RUclips, getting subs and getting to trending, good job lad
I like how Martin started his own speedrun category and now it haunts him
he will do it again
@@deathkorpsofkriegguardsmen8488 just like goofy beat cancer
*He'll fuckin do it again*
G R E E R
19:00 the sound of desperation, pain, trigger, hate. Respect for you
"WhAt ThE f*Ck iS gOiNg On?!?!"
Kinda sounds like Oversimplified ngl
He literally sounds like he’s about to breakdown in tears
Not long after: the money and the music
thank you mr. martin i read some scary shit, got scared and couldnt sleep, so i listen to you scream about boats for 20 min and fell right to sleep (love your stuff)
Ah yes, another video to rewatch 20 times for absolutely no reason
Thank you Mart 🐸
I am just happy to know I am not the only one who dose this with his videos
I feel called out XD but same
helll yeaa
facts lmao
The funniest part of the stream was how many people were pestering frogman for another KSP video.
I liked when a lot of the other US people woke up (~9am) and asking what was up with the clock at 0:00:00 and when it was starting/wtf are we doing like right after the run was over
@@insanospaz i straight up was half asleep while listening to the stream
@@def3ndr887 i actually fell asleep for the whole night watching it and woke up to it still going
lol yeah that and gokart%
New World Record :-
Swedish player NordicRockhopper , 11 hours 26 minutes 16 seconds submitted a year ago
Second place :-
German player Sir_Ryu , 12 hours 30 minutes 46 seconds submitted 10 months ago
Shoutouts to the dudes that watched the stream, slept, and came back to keep watching
what do you mean, slept?
@@sturmifan dont know, maybe he's not a B O A T F R O G
That'd be me, thanks!
thats me
Hehehh, that was me
I appreciate how the last 4 thumbnails on this channel have been
Pain
Agony
EXPANDING
*DESTRUCTION*
you noticed that too, eh?
the UK in a few words:
I need more *EXPANDING* in my life
Now ITS HELP
EXPANDING *DESTRUCTION,* Pain, and Agony
Beautiful
I hope you'll make a JUICY 40 minutes long Battlefield 2042 tactics tier list
Yea but the game will have to work first
@@thedinosavior yeah about 3 months after release
only one tactic needed alt+f4
Hello sir, just so you know, your shoes have been untied and your crown taken. CLAIM IT ALL BACK
7:51 lmao imagine dropping off Rico's vehicles happy that your supporting a resistance figure that will help youbwinn the war then he just pulls you out of you play and you fall to your death.
Don't worry he is fine he landed on water
From that height? They’re very much dead.
Nah he isn't dead rico takes calculated risks. He would never endanger his comrades' life🤣
this is now one of my favorite trilogy's on youtube. the editing and pure dedication behind these videos is amazing.
Must be one of my favorite youtuber's
I remember waking up from an afternoon rest and tuning into the live here on yt
I was there just in time to witness g r e e r come to life
That was probably one of the highest points in my life up to now
Greer
greer
Here I am thinking "all of those shrine bells sound a lot like the bells from bloodborne..." and then at 16:46 the cleric beast theme casually starts playing
I caught part of this Livestream and he wasn't kidding. That chat was overwhelming and I wasn't even the one they were incessantly shouting at.
I'm a little ashamed to admit I turned off his stream after a few minutes because the nonstop dono sound was so annoying
"Good luck with the final boss." I said. "Nah I already took care of the final boss." he said
:thinking: bold statement. lettuce see how this plays out.
Pretty fast editing for such a long boy video. great quality. much funnee.
@@marsya2363 sorry I'm homiesexual ):
martincitopants: "there's no way the truck situation could happen again..."
just cause 3: "hold my beer"
Not a fucky truck this time at liest
Hold my B O A T
FUCKING VAN
D E E P V A N T H R O M B O S I S
new record is 11:26:16 if anyone is interested
That discord message is hilarious
"I know its missing parts of the run, but why are you rejecting it?"
Lmao
Timestamp?
@@jiovanirivera852 1:56
Can't fucking wait for part 4 of this series
Part 4 being Just Cause 4
I don’t think he want it tho
I hadn't expected martin to crush the run by so much lol. I half expected this video would be called despair or something (I can't watch streams) as he tries repeatedly and fails to beat the time due to rng. Very well done.
Allright Frog man. The record is now 11 hours 26 minutes. It is your time to take it back.
16:47 The lake boat with the Cleric Beast music fits oddly well knowing what hellish things it can do to this man
I'm not even gonna make a BOAT joke. The sheer planning of this run was incredible
B O A T
(boat)
"the greer planning of this run was incredible"
23:18 "You and me now. No distractions, no wingman. Kill or be killed"
Crimson 1
*Il Vento D’Oro begins playing*
*Nuclear Genocide*
The people of Cascadia. Do you know what you have taken from them? Their homes! And for what? To seccede from the world?!! What you think you can fight this war again in 50 years time!? Do you really think history will see it your way?
Don't mess with this man's record. He needs a break from this game. XD
Pfff ill have to make a speedrun record on 100% just cause 2 and he will tune in
@@oasis1282 ok Chaddus Chady mc Chadster
@@oasis1282 do it
@@oasis1282 do it
You won't
@@oasis1282 well thats a lie, it's been 5 months and still nothing.
I was lucky enough to watch this live, good times. Can I also say how surprised I am that you edited this in like 2 weeks, that's crazy dude, mad respect.
Damn he’s stuck making just cause 3 speedrun till the end of time it seems
He started it and it will be hid destiny to end it
Sub 5 hours?
He said he won't make it again, never, not even someone beats his record. 23:39
Mans started the jc3 speedrunning I guess he's here to stay for quite some time
@@puzzle_girl47 I commented it during premiere so I didn’t know
Can't believe it's been nearly three years. Man I'm getting old.
The usb disconnection, air raid siren and “yaa”are the only noises I know after watching the stream
"The ringmaster runs the circus? Only by the consent of the clowns!"
yo i watched like 8 hours of this run live. respect the grind man you're insane
In summary: When you challenge a factorio player on efficient routes. 19:00 the sound of desperation, pain, trigger, hate. Respect for you.
*DRIP:*
*I can feel my man's depression radiating from a mile away without even looking into his face*
When he speedrunning just cause 2? I completed the game 6 times but no speedrun
my man gonna have the loudest mental breakdown once he doesn't see boat in a videogame
I'm no speed runner, but this series got me to finally get the game. It's a blast
Literally a blast
@@Viewlss yeah! Lmao
I got nostalgic about this game, so i got JC4, i played for one hour. I ordered a helicopter, got in, a dude in a scooter ram it while i got inside. It exploded, killing me in the process.
Try to get another one
>15 minutes cooldown to order another one
Steam refund the game instantly
Never again i'll let nostalgia influence me
I spent 2 and a half days downloading the wrong just cause because it was free on Xbox
@@homosapien7989 how the fuck did you not notice
That use of the sea of thieves music was masterful! Well done man! I thoroughly enjoyed all 24mins and 26secs of this video lmao!
I still think just cause 2 is the best of the franchise tho. Much less buggy, things don't explode by looking at them and motorcycle riding isn't wonky.
I said the same thing abt the music!!!
I felt 73% of my synapses awaken with the merch promotion
I don’t know why I’ve watched this glorious trilogy so many times, but I’ll do it again.
The more the world record would be fast, the less pain you would technically have to endure...Because you try to go fast
Untrue, faster does not mean less pain. Less time to enact more severe pain, but still allows short bursts of it that can result in just as much.
@@Winslow19 ah but he will cause less pain to himself because he is not as tired by the end of it and making less silly mistakes
19:24 props to the guy in north korea givin mart some money
Kim Jung Un is a massive fan
Tinnamen Square is in China, though. Nothing of note happened there.
@@Tomallgam3rz12 No theres a border
@@alexlawrwe’re talking about the map
1:24 that "wrnnenennrnrnernr" sound is so unique
im glad to say that i had the honor to see this madness live, like... i went to bed watching your stream... i woke up and HE WAS STILL ON IT.
thats dedication right here my friends
Wingsuit course
This speedrun is basically the travelling salesman problem on hard mode.
I'm surprised, given his insanely detailed kerbal space program explanations, that he didn't mention the travelling salesman problem here. I kept waiting for a setup for a joke ;w;
3:12 Yup it is,definitely one of the few largest maps i’ve played in an open world game.It's way bigger than all these open world RPG maps that people go crazy for.It also has the biggest mountain ever made in a fictional game world.I wish the game had a better FOV tho.The whole thing feels way too zoomed.
Fallout new Vegas+ all the dlc?
@@_Dat_Edgy_Boi_ just cause series have one of the biggest map in non procedural games by FAR, new vegas without dlc is between 20 and 30 km², while just cause map is 1000km²
@@Faxiomairsofteur I don't speak in European
@@_Dat_Edgy_Boi_ fallout is like 8 or 9 square miles while just cause is 386 square miles
@@Faxiomairsofteur ok
This vid mutated my Deep Vein Thrombosis and gave me Deep Vein Thrombosis powers, I have now become Deep Vein Thrombosis man
I showed up, watched the stream for a few hours, said "look guys hes doing the funneee" when he got to BOAT, and he responded to it bc it was one of the few non-BOAT comments.
I cant help but think i inspired the line at 7:25