100% Speedrunning Just Cause 3 Was a Terrible Mistake

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @gruggerduggerhoose
    @gruggerduggerhoose 3 года назад +5640

    “I suffered yet another smooth brain moment.”
    Me, on a daily basis.

  • @FrenchyJr
    @FrenchyJr 3 года назад +7575

    Imagine being on the island seeing the government crumble in 20 hours by some dude with a parachute, wing suit, rope, and then leave to speed run another goverment collapse

    • @brycehawes38
      @brycehawes38 3 года назад +186

      *squirrel suit
      -Our Beloved General

    • @zythel341
      @zythel341 3 года назад +87

      and BOAT

    • @ian_3244
      @ian_3244 3 года назад +34

      Welcome to just cause

    • @General_C
      @General_C 2 года назад +19

      He really went and did just that.
      *For 30 hours.*

    • @honzakuklis1871
      @honzakuklis1871 2 года назад +27

      @@General_C thats some serious dedication,
      doctor strange: *opens up a portal*
      Martincitopants: I HAVE BEEN SPEEDRUNNING FOR 30 HOURS
      Me: hmmmm E N T E R T A I N M E N T

  • @killercards7733
    @killercards7733 3 года назад +4603

    “That’s right I’m doing it again” is this man insane

    • @yourallygod8261
      @yourallygod8261 3 года назад +27

      I mean this'll be the second time so not insane yet :)

    • @thatshortkid1277
      @thatshortkid1277 3 года назад +72

      Your new here aren’t you

    • @brucereimers8095
      @brucereimers8095 3 года назад +5

      This guy is crazy

    • @Mr.Goosenhand
      @Mr.Goosenhand 3 года назад +3

      This guy would send you into the stratosphere if he wanted to.

    • @killercards7733
      @killercards7733 3 года назад +3

      @@thatshortkid1277 nope but holy shit I thought this man at least had some lines he wouldn’t cross but apparently not

  • @voidrunner-616
    @voidrunner-616 3 года назад +1670

    The Bavarium wingsuit turns JC3 into the best Iron Man game we've ever had. Soooo satisfying and fun to use. Also I kinda like how this game handles upgrades and perks. You can just smash all the challenges right off the bat and go into the first chapter with almost everything maxed out

    • @JK-he9eg
      @JK-he9eg 3 года назад +6

      Is this even allowed to use in a speedrun?

    • @voidrunner-616
      @voidrunner-616 3 года назад +132

      @@JK-he9egWell looks like Martin's setting the standard here so I suppose. Also some of the Sky Fortress challenges would be impossible to 5-star without it. It is possible to remove it once they're all done though, so probably won't be long until some ultra-sweatlord beats his time without the O.P Wingsuit, such is the way.

    • @lmao_nope
      @lmao_nope 3 года назад +34

      @@JK-he9eg ... why wouldn't it be allowed...?

    • @JK-he9eg
      @JK-he9eg 3 года назад +14

      @@lmao_nope because its very op but the run is a all dlc run. So i think its ok to use

    • @PomadaGaming
      @PomadaGaming 3 года назад +2

      I know goddamn right

  • @MadMatt-TV
    @MadMatt-TV 3 года назад +3638

    I’ve 100% just cause 3 twice and both times it took me half a year to complete. And my god they were painful. How the hell did you have the mental capacity to put your brain through such an experience in under 24 hours. Let alone the actual challenge of doing it. You are a legend and have achieved a higher level of being. You’re a God. And I can’t wait to see this time shortened.

    • @ItsBobbyBlitz
      @ItsBobbyBlitz 3 года назад +16

      YOU KNOW WHAT BUZZLES, I CAN WAIT YOU UNGREATFUL NERD

    • @shahabazam6531
      @shahabazam6531 3 года назад +65

      The game heavily relies on our pc power when you die and respawn which takes long time to load

    • @justconnorXD
      @justconnorXD 3 года назад +56

      I 100% twice on PS4 and once on PC, I guess this is what happens when you have no money to buy new games so you just replay the old ones
      edit: btw the ammo boxes on the mech island can be opened by shooting explosives at it

    • @thunderlord6250
      @thunderlord6250 3 года назад +7

      @@shahabazam6531 bro the game is so taxing on the pc

    • @mikewizz1895
      @mikewizz1895 3 года назад +1

      I couldn't even be bothered the second time

  • @Trupen
    @Trupen 3 года назад +4270

    20h of pain compressed into 21 minutes video? Awesome :D

  • @clydrexezekielalzate9707
    @clydrexezekielalzate9707 3 года назад +2102

    "lettuce begin"
    - martincitopants' first words before losing his sanity in 20 hours

    • @frogsecretaryofswamp452
      @frogsecretaryofswamp452 3 года назад +34

      "Lettuce begin" is like martin best quote

    • @BlackWolf1589
      @BlackWolf1589 3 года назад +13

      this should be on par with the oldest anarchy server in minecraft

    • @aagp2
      @aagp2 3 года назад +9

      @@frogsecretaryofswamp452 "Lettuce begin"
      -Martin's first words right after being born

    • @officialunitedstatesofamer2944
      @officialunitedstatesofamer2944 3 года назад +3

      Lettuce begin with no image of lettuce showing on the screen? Unbelievable.

    • @dan-us6nk
      @dan-us6nk 2 года назад +1

      @@aagp2 dad mart before making him

  • @silxvrrr
    @silxvrrr 3 года назад +889

    14:35 For anyone wondering, yes that's actually a tactic, if there's a barricaded threat somewhere, they will actually put up speakers and blast music on full volume to make them surrender.

    • @Kasanokasane779
      @Kasanokasane779 3 года назад +129

      Makes sense. They'll be sleep deprived, and that can actually kill eventually.

    • @ChefofWar33
      @ChefofWar33 3 года назад +15

      @@Kasanokasane779 Ear plugs exist though.

    • @deadlock8173
      @deadlock8173 3 года назад +171

      @@ChefofWar33 yea but hundreds of SUPER loud speakers are more powerful then ear plugs

    • @willb5278
      @willb5278 3 года назад +195

      @@ChefofWar33 Sound is vibration, it doesn't just travel through the air. It goes through your body as well. It's why recordings of your voice sound different to you than when you speak. You both hear the vibrations traveling directly from your throat/mouth to your eardrums, as well as the vibrating air, while recordings/other people usually only hear the air part.
      Which is a long winded way of saying, if the vibes are strong enough, they shake your whole body and render earplugs useless.

    • @justanegg6655
      @justanegg6655 3 года назад +17

      It’s phycological warfare and it’s effective

  • @bumblegoot1139
    @bumblegoot1139 3 года назад +1398

    “You know how you usually just liberate things by flying in and blowing everything up that’s red? Well, how about instead you have to find a bunch of small objectives with tiny buttons that all look the same as the environment” is literally the design philosophy of Just Cause 4

    • @oggabooka2324
      @oggabooka2324 3 года назад +23

      Well just cause4 marks it for you but JC3 i dont think it does

    • @oggabooka2324
      @oggabooka2324 3 года назад +7

      I butcherd that

    • @kionisaragosa6368
      @kionisaragosa6368 3 года назад +62

      just cause 4 was a total let down

    • @russellcontreras394
      @russellcontreras394 3 года назад +38

      @@kionisaragosa6368 Just Cause 4 is literally broken. It even has a bug where you cannot even launch it and there is no fix.

    • @chiralanomalous2904
      @chiralanomalous2904 3 года назад +50

      @@oggabooka2324the more you break in jc3, the clearer objects show up on the map if you can't find them. Jc4 didnt add enough imo, while it added a bit, the jc3 dlcs are way better

  • @RealCivilEngineerGaming
    @RealCivilEngineerGaming 3 года назад +7848

    You hate bridges!?!?! Not cool man, not cool...

    • @cmac1350
      @cmac1350 3 года назад +198

      It's only the bridges that architects make, don't worry

    • @johnwunderwaffle
      @johnwunderwaffle 3 года назад +44

      Don't worry he's just playing a role...right?

    • @WeedisMedicin
      @WeedisMedicin 3 года назад +13

      @@johnwunderwaffle he’s joking around

    • @CompoundNila
      @CompoundNila 3 года назад +14

      didn't know you watched him

    • @randomname8220
      @randomname8220 3 года назад +7

      @@CompoundNila I don't but I'm here, it was recommended.

  • @Vt3434_
    @Vt3434_ 3 года назад +1644

    martincitopants about to complete the game: "finally my pain is almost over..."
    the Weimaraner W3: "hello there..."

    • @covalite
      @covalite 3 года назад +9

      General kenobie

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks 3 года назад +3

      @@covalite help I can't escape

    • @JosepheBallin
      @JosepheBallin 3 года назад +2

      @@covalite "we will watch your career with great interrest"

    • @mydoez9862
      @mydoez9862 3 года назад

      1000th like

    • @holdguard4624
      @holdguard4624 3 года назад

      @@JosepheBallin watch*

  • @genesis4322
    @genesis4322 3 года назад +1486

    He cut down an absolute ton of time with his newest run so watching this is incredible to see.

    • @ganon8835
      @ganon8835 3 года назад +6

      completely different runs lmao

    • @genesis4322
      @genesis4322 3 года назад +34

      Yes i was just saying it's amazing to see how he cut down that time.

    • @epix5385
      @epix5385 3 года назад +31

      Yea it’s real nice to see him improve
      But he fr made a map of the entire run just for this

    • @genesis4322
      @genesis4322 2 года назад +1

      @@epix5385 Sadly his run was just beaten a short bit ago.

    • @Seren_Moth
      @Seren_Moth Год назад +1

      ​@@genesis4322 so uh anyways

  • @is0052
    @is0052 3 года назад +3051

    The epitome of comedy: B O A T

  • @j.r.7339
    @j.r.7339 3 года назад +469

    He said he hates this button pressing.
    Just Cause 4:
    *Sweats Nervously*

    • @tsardean7438
      @tsardean7438 3 года назад +10

      Ya the liberating of basis sucks in just cause 4

    • @arthurmorgan7559
      @arthurmorgan7559 3 года назад +20

      @@tsardean7438 yeah why tf they changed that, jc3 system was good enough.

    • @j.r.7339
      @j.r.7339 3 года назад +2

      @@arthurmorgan7559 Yeah

    • @BeaniesFrogMan
      @BeaniesFrogMan 3 года назад +2

      @@arthurmorgan7559 ARTHUR! MAH BOY! You ain’t been taking care of us, don’t give up on us now

    • @HobbyDev-dh9oy
      @HobbyDev-dh9oy 3 года назад

      Not even funny buddy. Stop trying.

  • @ast9398
    @ast9398 3 года назад +1891

    I don’t think a single person has ever put that man’s boat in the water nicely

    • @TheRealNobodyButu
      @TheRealNobodyButu 3 года назад +15

      Well without destroying it or sending it miles into the water?😂

    • @radioactivepotato3457
      @radioactivepotato3457 3 года назад +3

      That’s a fact

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 3 года назад +25

      not trying to be THAT guy, but I.....
      I didn't do it

    • @rioncheng2
      @rioncheng2 3 года назад +6

      Well, I didn't do it for him, but since you never know what small bs fails you missions, like a barrel of wine falling off of a truck for example 🚚

    • @highliad9475
      @highliad9475 3 года назад +7

      B O A T

  • @cameliascripet8792
    @cameliascripet8792 3 года назад +549

    The fact that he thiught he had the wrong bus when actually he had the right one is just extra pain.

  • @plinketyplonk3156
    @plinketyplonk3156 3 года назад +989

    Favourite bit was definitely the donations keeping him there for an extra hour.

    • @dhio9615
      @dhio9615 3 года назад +6

      This can challenge Ludwig's scheme

    • @Grab_001
      @Grab_001 3 года назад +5

      What do you mean? How did donations tie into it?

    • @plinketyplonk3156
      @plinketyplonk3156 3 года назад +21

      @@Grab_001 when he finished the run he got tons of donations so he said he'd wait for them
      We didn't stop donating for a while.

    • @Grab_001
      @Grab_001 3 года назад +21

      @@plinketyplonk3156 you monsters LET THE MAN REST

    • @plinketyplonk3156
      @plinketyplonk3156 3 года назад +33

      @@Grab_001 *NO* I am afraid that cannot be allowed to happen.

  • @anthonyb4479
    @anthonyb4479 3 года назад +315

    Frog said: new video soon
    Then exactly 8 minutes later
    There it was

  • @Zeema
    @Zeema 3 года назад +4385

    famous comedians = no laugh
    Martin saying "BOAT" = laugh

    • @michaeljwetzel5043
      @michaeljwetzel5043 3 года назад +7

      @Mostafa Alaa true

    • @coltJAltman
      @coltJAltman 3 года назад +24

      BOAH.

    • @sifter14
      @sifter14 3 года назад +17

      @Mostafa Alaa yea really explains all the wars and injustice happening all around.

    • @kaijukiller0666
      @kaijukiller0666 3 года назад +26

      B O A T

    • @ericb3157
      @ericb3157 2 года назад +4

      oh, there was once a famous comedian who could make everyone laugh by..."pausing".
      he'd just freeze up in mid-action, and it was funny.

  • @FREIND_INSIDE_OF_ME
    @FREIND_INSIDE_OF_ME 3 года назад +428

    Deep vein thrombosis (DVT) is a serious condition that occurs when a blood clot forms in a vein located deep inside your body. A blood clot is a clump of blood that's turned to a solid state. Deep vein blood clots typically form in your thigh or lower leg, but they can also develop in other areas of your body.

  • @gopnik4501
    @gopnik4501 3 года назад +769

    The description was a banger

    • @devans.5324
      @devans.5324 3 года назад +16

      truly legendary

    • @ct1960
      @ct1960 3 года назад +22

      Gotta keep up with the algorithm some way

    • @tjman1095
      @tjman1095 3 года назад

      I'd definitely prefer to read that over a bunch of copied and pasted buzzwords

  • @djnapsta
    @djnapsta 3 года назад +731

    The UN was like "no don't do that"
    Great to see some things never change

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc 3 года назад +38

      Even after Panama Declared War on the U.S., no wonder people call for leaving the UN.

    • @isosev
      @isosev 3 года назад +41

      @@cnlbenmc The UN wanted to condemn Israel for retaliating against the Palestinian rocket attacks.
      The UN should be abolished as it clearly doesnt do what it is supposed to.

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc 3 года назад +10

      +@@isosev+ I find it especially incredulous considering that the precedent has basically been set that Formal Declarations of War are essentially fought until one side is burnt to ash and bone and also have a habit of become magnets for anyone else to jump on the War bandwagon, spiralling out of control a la WWI. Hence why nobody rational does that since WWII.

    • @gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635
      @gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635 3 года назад +14

      I love how you Western folk think you know so much about something that is happening far away, never thinking about the chance that the media might be covering sh*t up. Sitting in your basement all day typing comments must be feeling really good. Lol

    • @spartanx9293
      @spartanx9293 3 года назад +26

      @@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635 Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

  • @thanosthefarmer
    @thanosthefarmer 3 года назад +1178

    This was actually the first game I’ve ever 100% completed. I considered speedrunning it, but decided against it because I realized that it would destroy me. Glad you did it on my behalf lmao

    • @noobtube1323
      @noobtube1323 3 года назад +2

      How did you get 5stars on all challenges??

    • @thanosthefarmer
      @thanosthefarmer 3 года назад +44

      @@noobtube1323 practice and mental torture. Lots of it. My advice is to exploit vehicle changes when possible. Having an F1 rather than a hippy van for land races helps a lot lol.

    • @ritger563
      @ritger563 3 года назад +8

      At “my expense?” I don’t think you know how to use that phrase😂

    • @thanosthefarmer
      @thanosthefarmer 3 года назад +6

      @@ritger563 probably not lmao I meant that I was thanking him for showing me the experience I would’ve had

    • @KayBeeOG
      @KayBeeOG 3 года назад +5

      I think you mean "at your expense" because he did it lol

  • @saltyspooner1770
    @saltyspooner1770 3 года назад +170

    As a half-panamanian it was cool learning some history about the country, only ever learned about Teddy and the canal

    • @uncleschubert8083
      @uncleschubert8083 3 года назад +16

      Fun fact my mom grew up in Panama and was supposed to be in a HiCi commercial but had to leave early and was super pissed with grandparents but then the invasion happened like an hour later and she might’ve had to be stuck at the commercial place for days if she hadn’t had to come home early

    • @zero-5012
      @zero-5012 3 года назад +1

      If you can speak spanish I can told you more about the history of Panama, there's a lot of things besides the "Panama Canal"
      If you want to know, just sayin'

  • @dekaredfire
    @dekaredfire 3 года назад +614

    *BOAT*
    Seriously, that history education segment is Internet Historian level of editing.

  • @CheekyChan
    @CheekyChan 3 года назад +634

    Psychology professors of the future are going to use your entire playthrough as a learning tool to show the 10 stages of self induced grey matter loss and the eventual break down of the human brain that accompanies it. Thank you for your contribution to modern science.

    • @ivanhui6051
      @ivanhui6051 3 года назад +6

      this class is when dear christ he has dvt (dvt deep vein thrombosis IS WHEN *starts deep frying*)

    • @paperclip8064
      @paperclip8064 3 года назад +3

      “Thank you for your contribution to modern science.” has a very cave johnson feel and i love it.

  • @Willy2Cooper
    @Willy2Cooper 3 года назад +4129

    This guy makes me proud to be Australian

    • @ItsBobbyBlitz
      @ItsBobbyBlitz 3 года назад +582

      martincitopants is not australian, he is spanian

    • @martincitopants
      @martincitopants  3 года назад +1614

      @@ItsBobbyBlitz this is true, I am spanian

    • @magenusa6070
      @magenusa6070 3 года назад +36

      @@martincitopants me 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jarod551
      @jarod551 3 года назад +167

      @@assaultmodemeliodas5283 he’s turned cringe and only for the money

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 3 года назад +5

      Wat ?

  • @bit_ronic
    @bit_ronic 3 года назад +87

    11:42 afaik, the reason they use emps is because those 4 tanks uses some weird energy shield powered by the game's weird unobtainium, and that makes them invulnerable to nearly everything in the game, it's around the point the game starts introducing the original op shit.
    tldr: tank needs emp because it's the ground version of the helicopter at 12:12

  • @vaporwave2359
    @vaporwave2359 3 года назад +248

    Balaclava man is the real protagonist he's single handedly brought the dictatorship to its knees

  • @twopersonfilms
    @twopersonfilms 3 года назад +678

    Ah, the pure satisfaction of a martincitopants notification

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +6926

    Gradually losing ones sanity speedrunning, is very entertaining to watch

    • @plutonium118
      @plutonium118 3 года назад +29

      ok

    • @averagegamer6831
      @averagegamer6831 3 года назад +29

      It’s you again hi

    • @jots52
      @jots52 3 года назад +7

      It is indeed..

    • @lincolnclay932
      @lincolnclay932 3 года назад +1

      I think that’s what happening to me in my manga rn

    • @bungisbo
      @bungisbo 3 года назад +17

      How are you in every comments section?

  • @jacobkern2060
    @jacobkern2060 2 года назад +13

    15:57 There's another location it spawns, on the right side of the island. That being said, it also has no connection to the sea and has to be air-lifted or towed out. At least that one's slightly closer to cliffs that you can drop it into the sea from.

  • @bingle96
    @bingle96 3 года назад +934

    "The Panamanian government declared war on the USA"
    The USA: Bippity boppity, your canal is my property

    • @Churchgrimm
      @Churchgrimm 3 года назад +59

      Little known fact, "In God We Trust" was only chosen as the motto of the United States because even we considered "Bippity Boppity your stuff is our property" to be a bit on the nose.

    • @spoodwagon7182
      @spoodwagon7182 3 года назад +12

      Hehehe. G O V E R N M E N T

    • @uninspiredrambler
      @uninspiredrambler 3 года назад +32

      Imagine being an armpit of the world nation smaller than 90% of all US states and thinking you could intimidate the country that already had military bases in your country.

    • @jayceecrossland9036
      @jayceecrossland9036 3 года назад

      Ha Ha Ha. G O V E R N M E N T

    • @bingle96
      @bingle96 3 года назад

      @@jayceecrossland9036 it is blatantly obvious you stole someone else's comment

  • @DJSkittles365
    @DJSkittles365 3 года назад +172

    But, in general. Just Cause 3 is very fun.
    This man liberated an entire country in 20 hours.

    • @SmikeMan
      @SmikeMan 3 года назад +6

      "LIBERATION"

    • @tincantu1244
      @tincantu1244 3 года назад +12

      @@SmikeMan more like under new management

    • @SmikeMan
      @SmikeMan 3 года назад +6

      @@tincantu1244 more like without infrastructure

    • @mozzarellamaniac6300
      @mozzarellamaniac6300 3 года назад +6

      At what cost?
      sleep depravation and severe mental illness

    • @magnificentcream621
      @magnificentcream621 3 года назад

      @@tincantu1244 mm
      ? Pilih 0tt

  • @DarkCreeperSlayers
    @DarkCreeperSlayers 3 года назад +120

    7:41 I love how he says “it’s got this lightning shit, that’s just, kills you instantly” and as soon as he gets struck by lightning it gets cut off by an ad playing it was so perfect

    • @joshmay2944
      @joshmay2944 2 года назад +2

      I read this comment just as it happened, amazing quality content

  • @parkerfrancis8637
    @parkerfrancis8637 3 года назад +113

    Only real ones know the struggle of getting that damn boat to Mario’s garage

    • @Planetyyyy
      @Planetyyyy 3 года назад

      Its easy with mech

    • @thatoneeditor5989
      @thatoneeditor5989 3 года назад +11

      @@Planetyyyy the real ones don’t need a mech.

    • @Planetyyyy
      @Planetyyyy 3 года назад

      @@thatoneeditor5989 I have no problem without the mech, but the mech makes it easier

    • @roachawker7741
      @roachawker7741 3 года назад

      It's ez with a mech, but how about that driving challenge with an off-road bike :v

    • @thatoneeditor5989
      @thatoneeditor5989 3 года назад

      @@roachawker7741 are you talking about the one at the rebel navy base?

  • @shreks_loins3963
    @shreks_loins3963 3 года назад +1436

    We need “BOAT” t-shirts.

    • @1lllllllll1
      @1lllllllll1 3 года назад +37

      I need a BOAT notification sound for messages from my boss.

    • @damired
      @damired 3 года назад +2

      I want to set this as my alarm

    • @kamo7293
      @kamo7293 3 года назад

      best of all time?

    • @Daniel-sk8zm
      @Daniel-sk8zm 3 года назад

      I’d buy that

    • @goose9763
      @goose9763 3 года назад

      420 likes

  • @GastroGoblin
    @GastroGoblin 3 года назад +101

    Imagen that, if Julian Assange was just blasted with the Doom: Eternal OST and Meshuggah's Obzen album.

  • @SRTTCharger
    @SRTTCharger 3 года назад +64

    Hey Martincopants, watching your video had given me the courage to do a 100% speed run of Just Cause 4. About an hour in I had realised that I was trying to speedrun Just Cause 4 and had dug myself into a deep hole. I had ended up getting a time of 25:11:56 seconds. Thank you for giving me the nostalgia and courage to play the game and always remember that your videos are amazing!

    • @officialunitedstatesofamer2944
      @officialunitedstatesofamer2944 3 года назад +4

      I beat JC4 in a matter of hours. How are you this bad at video games, Random Gamer Guy? I was told you were a gamer, was I lied to? Was it deception?

    • @officialunitedstatesofamer2944
      @officialunitedstatesofamer2944 3 года назад +3

      How could you lie to me, RANDOM GUY? How dare you give yourself the title of gamer, while you beat JC4 in 25 hours? How dare you 100% JC4? You are no gamer, random gamer guy.

    • @whiteboysummer112
      @whiteboysummer112 3 года назад +15

      @@officialunitedstatesofamer2944 stfu

    • @witherslayer67
      @witherslayer67 3 года назад

      Wtf caused a war for a gamer’s attempt?

    • @SRTTCharger
      @SRTTCharger 3 года назад +1

      I mean you don’t have to be such a d*ck about it. Quite frankly I do not care if you beat it in a couple of hours all I am saying is that I tried my best trying 100% speed run it and that was the time I got. So if you think I am a joke just don’t respond and don’t send hate to other people. Be a nice person.

  • @MotionSickness17
    @MotionSickness17 3 года назад +29

    This video inspired me to play Just Cause 3 again and I’ve realised how much better it is than Just Cause 4

  • @literallyme26
    @literallyme26 3 года назад +114

    George H.W.'s ghoul face is going to haunt my dreams from now on.

    • @Colin_Nelson
      @Colin_Nelson 3 года назад +5

      Hate to break it to you but he was always a ghoul

    • @literallyme26
      @literallyme26 3 года назад +1

      @@Colin_Nelson, you'll get no argument from me.

    • @evanm1337
      @evanm1337 3 года назад +1

      George H. W. Bokoblin

  • @grimreefer9324
    @grimreefer9324 3 года назад +391

    Broke: Sub 20 minute Mario 64 speedrun
    Woke: Sub 20 hour Just Cause 3 speedrun

  • @jakethompson4092
    @jakethompson4092 3 года назад +168

    You should try speedrunning Just Cause, it's insanely broken and makes for great content, it's as spontaneous as 2 and 3

  • @coenisgreat
    @coenisgreat 3 года назад +90

    You can actually also one-shot Di Ravello by waiting for his shield to run out, then tether him to the ground

    • @pumaman7072
      @pumaman7072 3 года назад +25

      I remember I accidentally beat the dude by dropping a rebel crate on him.

    • @xarm23
      @xarm23 2 года назад +5

      I remember being sooooo disappointed in the final fight because of this.
      Like, come on, the final fight of JC2 happened on top of nuclear missiles while they were in flight! And this one is a singular helicopter?
      ONE helicopter?
      Rico is anti-army for crying out loud!

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 2 года назад

      @@xarm23 it shouldve been a giga mech or some shit like that

  • @Pikachu-vr6tt
    @Pikachu-vr6tt 3 года назад +68

    15:59 it actually spawns in a different isolated lake as well, I didn't know that it spawned here, and now I've realized that it is so much easier to get it from this lake

    • @bronzejourney5784
      @bronzejourney5784 2 года назад +4

      It took me 2 hours with multiple helis to get it out from that lake. Fucking trees, let me tell you.

  • @twdelta
    @twdelta 3 года назад +281

    my lack of sleep has finally paid off

  • @morganhussey865
    @morganhussey865 3 года назад +175

    *Sees Martin upload*
    Me: “Very Good”

  • @Thunderstar7
    @Thunderstar7 2 года назад +38

    Time and time again I can always come to Mart’s vids when I’m struggling with life. I can’t describe how much this whacky, silly editing style is able to help me cope. Adhd has some perks i guess, easily entertained by this style of editing. Thank you man, part of why I’m still going. 💛

  • @bluestealth7559
    @bluestealth7559 3 года назад +41

    13:10 I was not expecting to ever find a story lesson from my country in this channel. A surprise to be sure but a welcome one. Great video.

  • @The_Mining_Pickaxe
    @The_Mining_Pickaxe 3 года назад +69

    19:45 Literally the most cursed thing I saw this month.

  • @whatamidoingwithmylife4108
    @whatamidoingwithmylife4108 3 года назад +77

    Alternate title : Frog man screams at terrible game missions for 21 minutes.

    • @engineer84-w8x
      @engineer84-w8x 3 года назад +2

      at least the environments look cool

    • @Commrade-DOGE
      @Commrade-DOGE 3 года назад

      @@engineer84-w8x and gameplay is fun

    • @eneco3965
      @eneco3965 3 года назад

      Is it that bad? I've just started it and have done like 2 missions, should I stop playing?

    • @engineer84-w8x
      @engineer84-w8x 3 года назад

      @@eneco3965 if you like it then no you shouldn't be forced to stop, and also take the opinions of others with a grain of salt, because they might be wrong or subjective at the very least.

  • @matthewdalos8267
    @matthewdalos8267 3 года назад +79

    these are my favorite kinds of speed runs, actual endurance and completion without glitches

  • @chocobroodje4128
    @chocobroodje4128 3 года назад +145

    17:20 "make it look like an accident" lmao

    • @jacknerrin3920
      @jacknerrin3920 10 месяцев назад

      The car *accidentally* exploded with The concussive force of a MOAB

  • @deusvult4608
    @deusvult4608 3 года назад +147

    16:38 easily my favorite part of the video

    • @dimitri2963
      @dimitri2963 3 года назад +2

      Aw yep

    • @veljkoangelovski5349
      @veljkoangelovski5349 3 года назад

      DEEP VEIN THRABOSIS

    • @edim108
      @edim108 3 года назад +2

      Gives me serious CBT vibes and I don't know if I hate it or love it...

  • @Crushnap
    @Crushnap 3 года назад +26

    JC3 is one of my top 3 all-time favorite games (dont ask me why), and it was so wild to this pop up from a modern, relevant content creator this many years later. However, as soon as you said you were 100% completing the game, I knew the pain we were about to see expressed by a broken man.

  • @bolmobelo
    @bolmobelo 3 года назад +1

    A frog just obliterated a tyrannical government with highly advanced weaponry, a seemingly endless queue of soldiers,and unlimited ammo for said troops and weaponry,and with seemingly minimal injury,except for DVT and sleep deprivation.and collapsed some church repairs.
    *incredible*
    *SIMPLY MAGNIFICENT*
    *PERFECTION*
    *10/10*
    *BRILLIANT-*

  • @SeleneRoseRM
    @SeleneRoseRM 3 года назад +499

    oh god, you actually did a story mission in a Just Cause game without being held at gun point? you absolute masochist

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 3 года назад +5

      hahahahhaahah

    • @FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly
      @FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly 3 года назад +21

      Oh I’m worse, I beat the game three times, *but I was playing seriously and didn’t use mods*

    • @lunatic-db6mp
      @lunatic-db6mp 3 года назад +4

      @@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly same, but i only played once

    • @cole_3374
      @cole_3374 3 года назад +1

      @@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly wait theres mods??
      wish id known that before finishing the story

    • @FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly
      @FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly 3 года назад

      @@cole_3374 there’s plenty

  • @jonahsalbirongkmarak4025
    @jonahsalbirongkmarak4025 3 года назад +171

    "DEEP VEIN TROMBOSIS DVT OCCUR "
    Perfection

    • @DrCoomer_1
      @DrCoomer_1 3 года назад +6

      *Occurs
      Must be precise with such impactful comedy

    • @albernard8751
      @albernard8751 3 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @ryanjohn8875
      @ryanjohn8875 3 года назад +1

      I need a time for that lol

    • @andross2058
      @andross2058 3 года назад +1

      @@ryanjohn8875 16:37

  • @Eluvix
    @Eluvix 3 года назад +53

    Another way you can get the boat out of the lake is by using the grapple hook to pull it to the nearby mountainside and slide it down the rocks at astronomically fast speeds and hope to god that it doesnt blow up on the way down. Not very effective but definitely very pog

    • @clembra1
      @clembra1 3 года назад +4

      oh yea i remember trying to do that for like 3 hours before getting it to work. second playthrough i got the beeg heli and flew it out of there

    • @Eluvix
      @Eluvix 3 года назад +2

      @@clembra1 was alot more fun sliding it tho u gotta admit

    • @jlco
      @jlco 3 года назад +2

      This is about as difficult as using a helicopter and praying the max-strength upgraded tethers don't all snap.
      And then dropping it into the water from really high up only to watch it catch fire on contact with the water. Logic.

    • @Eluvix
      @Eluvix 3 года назад +1

      @@jlco its still rlly fun to slude that shid down the mountain it goes SO fast

  • @TheImperialSoviet
    @TheImperialSoviet 4 месяца назад +1

    "I'm going to reduce it to a smoldering wreck in less than a day."
    "Vis Electra?"
    "No, all of Medici."

  • @gnoblin3895
    @gnoblin3895 3 года назад +88

    Staying up 20 hours straight gaming? Martin’s never done that before! What a quirky and uncharacteristic new idea! *casually curb stomps Factorio*

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi 3 года назад

      The difference is Factorio costs mental energy, this costs both mental *and* physical

    • @dextercruise7026
      @dextercruise7026 3 года назад

      @@Brent-jj6qi me: no, the aliens are--
      also me: literally just holding space and circle strafing

  • @Macedonahue
    @Macedonahue 3 года назад +413

    13:14 - 15:00 I just learned more from a speed runner than I did from 4 years of high school

    • @mmmmmmmmicrowave
      @mmmmmmmmicrowave 3 года назад +10

      i think thats the problem with schools

    • @bingwen469
      @bingwen469 3 года назад +14

      If that's the case then you definitely didn't pay attention in class.

    • @mmmmmmmmicrowave
      @mmmmmmmmicrowave 3 года назад +15

      @@bingwen469 bruh i averaged at C to A so this speed runner is kinda like a speed teacher and oversimplified explained the American revolution in less than a hour while my history teacher explained it in a few months

    • @noblenormie1179
      @noblenormie1179 3 года назад +8

      @@mmmmmmmmicrowave your Education System is garbage and so are you as a student

    • @mmmmmmmmicrowave
      @mmmmmmmmicrowave 3 года назад +1

      @@noblenormie1179 bruh i bein serious about my last schools history class

  • @Dare4ce
    @Dare4ce 3 года назад +251

    Oh my god he's doing it again. I'll have to prepare snacks this time.

  • @kennytew1986
    @kennytew1986 3 года назад +16

    Finally some good just cause 3 content after the longest time😂this game is easily my favorite game ever and I haven’t had enough time to speed run it otherwise I totally would. I could speed run the missions but to 100% it I just don’t have the time. You gave me motivation for when I have time to speed run it😂

  • @LeftOnMute
    @LeftOnMute 3 года назад +531

    I need a review of the bf6 trailer immediately

  • @perishedghost9160
    @perishedghost9160 3 года назад +56

    3:34 i found an easier way to complete this mission. I leave the car a little bit earlier by holding space and ejecting with the chute. I instantly press e and gun the enemies down with the wingsuit so i get more damage points and earlier completion because the enemies are getting damaged before the explosion. Hope you find this comment and save yourself from this pain.

    • @ghostinator7086
      @ghostinator7086 Год назад

      Except Martin showed us that it’s possible to do that without the wing suit

  • @subjectc7505
    @subjectc7505 3 года назад +271

    US: *Plays rock music, instead of bombing a whole city*
    The UN: nooo no noo

    • @riesenfliegefly7139
      @riesenfliegefly7139 3 года назад +28

      "Wait, you cant do that. Thats ille-
      ... Ok, actually it isnt, but its still uncool"

    • @subjectc7505
      @subjectc7505 3 года назад +2

      @@riesenfliegefly7139 😹

    • @GINGERale-le5ez
      @GINGERale-le5ez 3 года назад +2

      What’s that song tho

    • @igotmyapplejuice7094
      @igotmyapplejuice7094 3 года назад +9

      @@GINGERale-le5ez bfg division from doom 2016

    • @batti591
      @batti591 3 года назад +7

      Oh no, they did that too

  • @jeff842655
    @jeff842655 3 года назад +2

    The "rock tactic" on Laguna Blast blown my mind, after failing so many times my self, you did it in the cleanest way possible, just DROP the bomb on to the enemy. It's like hitting a homerun. Thank you for doing this video, it made my day!

  • @harhar723
    @harhar723 3 года назад +120

    Mart:after 18 hours the wing suit challenges were close to impossible.
    Me: after 6 months the wing suit challenges still impossible.

  • @phoenixguild8375
    @phoenixguild8375 3 года назад +30

    10:08, I don't think I have ever seen someone more excited about a plane that is also a boat.

  • @paulpotier847
    @paulpotier847 3 года назад +26

    I'm really glad you reduced the "Loud phrase is funny", like JUAN, while keeping your staple like B O A T. Just a little pinch to keep it fresh.
    I'll be there for the stream

  • @RadioactiveAutism
    @RadioactiveAutism 2 года назад +85

    Always have to come back to these JC3SR videos because something about seeing him suffer tickles my sadistic side of my sadomasochistic self

  • @ThompsonExpress
    @ThompsonExpress 3 года назад +42

    Can't wait until Summing Salt makes a full video about the history of Just Cause 3 Speedrun

  • @amirnator456
    @amirnator456 3 года назад +58

    This is the guy who Dream has nightmares about every night

  • @Sirnutternolife
    @Sirnutternolife 3 года назад +21

    4:56 B O A T

  • @ril_ey
    @ril_ey 3 года назад +13

    15:53 I remember trying to get this boat to a garage… Took me days but I used a cargo plane and landed it in the lake and flew it out somehow

  • @maneatingspam9069
    @maneatingspam9069 3 года назад +74

    A blessing from the lord

  • @geezii7567
    @geezii7567 3 года назад +69

    "I'm going to start with the hardest stuff and end with the easy"
    proceeds to spend the first 5 hours collecting the easy cars and BOAT and save wingsuit challenges for last....

  • @analizin
    @analizin 3 года назад +45

    16:38
    I need a full version of martin reading this.

  • @RenegadesReact
    @RenegadesReact 2 года назад +20

    This serves as a notice for me to never try and speed run Red Dead 2. Thanks martincitopants! My fragile sanity thanks you!

  • @misguided8975
    @misguided8975 3 года назад +16

    3:26 im glad you brought this mission to light.
    the mission took me 2 days on and off because of how broken it was
    it actually hurt me

    • @Shmuel420
      @Shmuel420 2 года назад

      I just found out how broken it is and can't believe im supposed to use the rock 😂 ive been using sticky bombs and trying to use that to get the damage bonus.

  • @nylonsheep6520
    @nylonsheep6520 3 года назад +98

    14:48 I cannot believe you included the fucking Mike Ma scream

    • @nkg1190
      @nkg1190 3 года назад +3

      what's the mike ma scream i've heard it before but idk what the original is

    • @nylonsheep6520
      @nylonsheep6520 3 года назад +3

      NKG there's a yt video called HEY GUYS GOOD MORNING FROM 2018

    • @samdixon4142
      @samdixon4142 3 года назад

      God I love mike ma

  • @omgratboy44
    @omgratboy44 3 года назад +55

    7:35
    Miller: "There it is..Our new Mother Base"

    • @Blau-grana
      @Blau-grana 3 года назад +2

      They played of like a god damn FIDDLLEEE

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 8 месяцев назад +2

    This is the first Martincitopants video I ever watched, and I never regretted it.

  • @TheCamcon-ns8rk
    @TheCamcon-ns8rk 3 года назад +172

    Every time Martin says B O A T:
    4:57
    4:59
    7:49
    7:54

  • @LegendIke
    @LegendIke 3 года назад +52

    Your effort in the description box has paid off. Do pat yourself on the back good sir, it is well earned.

  • @jabberwockey1325
    @jabberwockey1325 3 года назад +33

    19:43 is one of the very few things I have seen in a video that terrifies me to this day

  • @nanyubusnis9397
    @nanyubusnis9397 Месяц назад +1

    The us military must have had a lot of fun with that name.
    Q: "Are we doing this for a just cause or just 'cause?"
    A: "Yes."

  • @SirFlukealot
    @SirFlukealot 3 года назад +42

    Game: Spawns Floatplane.
    Martincitopants: F L O A T

  • @cjholland48
    @cjholland48 3 года назад +13

    I love the editing of the story he told over the canal, I can’t stop laughing at the faces and noises they make XD great video and I can’t wait to see what else happens

  • @Styxiaem
    @Styxiaem 3 года назад +88

    “imagine not watching the stream” this post was made by everybody see marcito lose sanity (martin + cito = marcito)

  • @notme7728
    @notme7728 3 года назад +6

    14:35, I'm just going to point out, the music was used to interfere with parabolic microphones that Manuel could have been using, not sure if it's 100% true though.

  • @legomotion77
    @legomotion77 3 года назад +143

    I’ve been trying this except my speedrun is sitting at about 3 years

    • @RacingSnails64
      @RacingSnails64 3 года назад +18

      yeah might be able to shave a little time off that

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople 3 года назад

      is just cause that long i have never played it before

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople 3 года назад

      @Spoods Noodle Doodles WTF....thanks for the stats tho but thats nuts 0_0

    • @thepixel024
      @thepixel024 3 года назад +1

      @@LavaCreeperPeople This channel, martincitopants is the record holder because he's the only one who has submitted a run. It's his newest video I think.

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople 3 года назад

      @@thepixel024 ok

  • @Mr.Man1243
    @Mr.Man1243 3 года назад +34

    Everyone “NO you can’t just speed-run for 20 hours”
    Martin “haha just cause 3 go brrrrr”

  • @BirdRaiserE
    @BirdRaiserE 3 года назад +55

    13:10 somebody clip this history lesson and show it to Mr. Terry

  • @Thunderstar7
    @Thunderstar7 3 года назад +2

    This is probably my 80th time rewatching these speedrun vids purely because these are literally the biggest ADHD vibe and never cease to entertain my mind

  • @SnowOwlStrike
    @SnowOwlStrike 3 года назад +258

    16:38 best moment

    • @bolmobelo
      @bolmobelo 3 года назад +15

      *Deep vein thrombosis (DVT) is the formation of a blood clot in a deep vein, most commonly in the legs or pelvis.[9][a] A minority of DVTs, an estimated 4-10%, occur in the arms.[11] Symptoms can include pain, swelling, redness, and enlarged veins in the affected area, but some DVTs have no symptoms.[1] The most common life-threatening concern with DVT is the potential for a clot to embolize (detach from the veins), travel as an embolus through the right side of the heart, and become lodged in a pulmonary artery that supplies blood to the lungs. This is called a pulmonary embolism (PE). DVT and PE comprise the cardiovascular disease of venous thromboembolism (VTE).[2] About two-thirds of VTE manifests as DVT only, with one-third manifesting as PE with or without DVT.[12] The most frequent long-term DVT complication is post-thrombotic syndrome, which can cause pain, swelling, a sensation of heaviness, itching, and in severe cases, ulcers.[5] Recurrent VTE occurs in about 30% of those in the ten years following an initial VTE.[3]*

    • @reese4157
      @reese4157 3 года назад

      I made the same comment a week earlier and got 0 likes

    • @thetuerk
      @thetuerk 3 года назад +3

      Thank you, I was looking for that exact clip

    • @ezzaaa6592
      @ezzaaa6592 3 года назад

      deep vein thrombosis

    • @thecrazysgroup6877
      @thecrazysgroup6877 3 года назад

      @@reese4157 ok

  • @je110hhh3
    @je110hhh3 3 года назад +7

    Mart is slowly becoming one of those youtubers where every time he uploads I need to watch.

  • @gromblereal
    @gromblereal 3 года назад +49

    im slowly dying I need a continuation on the kerbal “space” “program” series

  • @Solomanon
    @Solomanon 3 года назад

    10:03
    “Look what we have here.”
    “A plane…”
    “That is also….. ..a b o a t .”
    “…”
    “Ẅ̶̪̙͎́͆͛͗͐͋͒͋̄̈́̎͑̾͊̓͒̎̈́͌̇̚̕͝͝͠͝O̶̡̢͖̟̱͎̣̠̰͖͓͚͓͈̠̝̘̺̦͕͈̯̳̭̭͚̘̔̊͆̈̓̍͜͝͝͠O̸̡̩͓̯̟͇̐̽̂̾̆̈́͌̀͒Ö̵̡̨̪͎̫̥̟͖̯͈̻͉̼͕̣͓̦̺͙̲̞̫̣̻͖̙͈̖̠̊̈́̋̍̎̋́̀́̽͋͐̏̾͗͐̆̽̔͒̇͘͘̚͠͝͝͠Ơ̷̼͍̖̫̞̼̘͈̞̝̟͈̈̀̾̉̂̔̋̊̐̈́̈́̂̏̔͆͋̎͂̕͘̚͜͝͠Ơ̵̹͐̂̈́̈́̏̀̊́̀̾̈́̇̇̈́͑̕͘͠O̷̧̧̤̘̱̣̞̟̩͔̤̗̩̞͆̑͑̎̀̀̎͊̿̍̽̂͠͝Ô̶̤̙̳̩̻̠̽̾̇̿̃̃Ǫ̷̧̧̡̢͔̳͕̩͍͚̹͓͓̲̻̠̣̼̙̩̓͌̐̔͂Ǫ̸̳̻̱̪͈͕̯̩̑̆̉́̀̈͒̆̓̔̓̇̓̿̌͆̐̊-