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Less than a second in and things already got a man calling me a pig and feeding me slop. I didn’t even have to pay for this one so, that’s how you know it’s a good video
My Headcanon on why people crash into Martin with reckless abandon is because this man has never sued anyone for it, and even if they did who would the judge believe, the upstanding citizen or the guy with the single most mangled car in Finland and is drunk 60% of his life, and always driving.
The little piglet nomming on the lettuce was adorable. I know “lettuce begin” may feel like a tired gag, but I still like it and some of the silly visuals that accompany it.
@@LocalCowgirlDez considering theres still subtle background music, just lowered volume. i'd say it was an editing error, as copywrite is fixed with fully muting the video.
Bro imagine owning a small gas station, and a fucking psychedelic frog in a suit, driving the most gaudy car known to what’s left of mankind, drifts PERFECTLY, gets out, pumps gas, fixes his headlights, and just dips.
4:25 It's the Corn Syrup Martin. It makes everything taste the fucking same here. I'm very grateful that I live in Texas, so I can get stuff without it at HEB. One of the best decisions I ever made was to try the pure cane sugar Dr. pepper, as it lead to me dropping all sorts of other stuff that had corn syrup in it.
I'm not from Texas.... mine was trying any chocolate not filled with corn syrup, and same with trying a root beer with cane sugar. Once you realize.... it's soooooooooo bad , you know when you eat or drink something with it
@@hossdelgado626 Oh yeah, you don't have to be from Texas ofc, I'm sure there are other stores in other regions of the US that sell cane sugar stuff too, but HEB is really prolific in this state. Most major cities have well over thirty locations, and most of the smaller ones have at least one
@@brenolk4642 I like his content Pregnant man Pregnant man Pregnant man Medium Skin toned hand pointing down Medium Skin toned hand pointing down Pregnant man
@@RANDOMstuffCHANNEL. A wise man once said Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man Pregnant Man. And i really can't stop thinking about it
So close to halfway. Your debt to the universe is reaching its conclusion, one engine rebuild at a time. I really appreciate the dedication to finishing this thing.
when i started watching martin (back in the KSP videos a few years ago) i thought “this is amazing, if only there was more slop :(“… now i can enjoy my slop like the happy piggy i am oink oink :3
As a diehard Dr. Pepper addict, i can confidently say that Mart has burnt out his tastebuds if he thinks its cherry. How anyone can say its cherry flavored is beyond me
Got home from a 10 hour shift. Nearly on my feet nonstop. It’s around 4am. I hear first 20 seconds about giving us piggies more slop. Thank you Martin, this is just what I need❤️
You know the RUclipsr is amazing when you backtrack to watch the sponsor section because you know it’s gonna be a banger. (Missed first time because someone irl asked me something lol)
@@trainman05matthewb.65its a music disc from minecraft, the in-game tracks are collected on the minecraft beta ost but i forget which one it is specifically
Hey you might not see this but I appreciate that you did this charity thing with the kilometers and all because I can look forward to all the videos that come out of it XD this is coming from a long night of drinking so I'm an emotional baby much love ur so hilarious❤😂😂😂
Mr Martin may claim this is slop but the effort in these videos and how actually fun it is to watch rivals a big portion of what i get recommended nowadays.
10:40 The fact that he could do that is SO FUNNY, like the NPC didn’t even TRY to slow down or avoid him, he just drove full speed straight into Martin's balls
2:00 "NEVER BEEN HIGHER, AND THEY'RE EXTREMELY EASY TO SET UP, SO EASY THAT I COULD DO IT, AND AS WE ALL KNOW: me no have much brain, me have braineatermeba, but he died of the hungry, so sad..
Mart can you compile all the “songs” you have on your car radio into a playlist, I ran out of car tunes to jam to - sincerely, a fellow drunk driving enthusiast
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guys he's technically the first comment so he absolutely counts
69th like
i dont wanna
I can't believe crack sponsored your video
Creak
"you pigs will consume any slop you're fed" my brother in christ you made the slop
getting mad at your viewers for enjoying your content, just like a real youtuber.
@@gotgunpowderenjoy the quality slop fellow piggie we feasting with this channel
Who is worse? The one that creates the slop or those that consume it?
@@geffbob8960the one who doesn’t create or consume I must stay piggie
Compliments to the chef 🗣️🗣️🗣️
I’m convinced Mart went on the slop rant specifically to find a way to use the pig eating lettuce for “lettuce begin”
Yes, anyways lettuce begin
At this point the most unbelievable thing Mart could do in this game is go an entire stream without committing a felony
Mark
@@AdminAbuseMark
Mark
Mark
I'm afraid that even driving this crumpled pile of car parts is a felony itself
Less than a second in and things already got a man calling me a pig and feeding me slop. I didn’t even have to pay for this one so, that’s how you know it’s a good video
factual statement right here
not even gonna question who that opening's meant for
someone who's probably excited rn
Pyrolive
@@RANDOMstuffCHANNEL. he never even checks the oil when we tell him, terrible content
@@MrGuy125it satisfies my 2/5 brain cell
Gooners in the chat
My Headcanon on why people crash into Martin with reckless abandon is because this man has never sued anyone for it, and even if they did who would the judge believe, the upstanding citizen or the guy with the single most mangled car in Finland and is drunk 60% of his life, and always driving.
his car is like if raviloli became a car.
It's a good day when the frog man blesses us with slop
slop
@@ThatCubicGuy that's better
The little piglet nomming on the lettuce was adorable. I know “lettuce begin” may feel like a tired gag, but I still like it and some of the silly visuals that accompany it.
3:36 no words, just pure emotional trauma from beautiful drifting.
Gotta love RUclips copyright (probably)
@@LocalCowgirlDez considering theres still subtle background music, just lowered volume. i'd say it was an editing error, as copywrite is fixed with fully muting the video.
But what was the song he was drifting too called?
@@LocalCowgirlDez our wxrld is copyright free
@@s1r_stevenot necessarily but audio would be degraded a lot, which it isn't in this clip
I love how you don't even post these videos in chronological order and I just realized that after watching all your msc videos again this week.
I’m a platypus, not a pig.
Are you the hat-wearing variety or nah?
Nu uh
@@Sealionborn ye
PERRY the platypus!?
PEEERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Bro imagine owning a small gas station, and a fucking psychedelic frog in a suit, driving the most gaudy car known to what’s left of mankind, drifts PERFECTLY, gets out, pumps gas, fixes his headlights, and just dips.
you would feel blessed
5:17 "I don't believe in human rights"
*Therussianbadger
What's the phonk name though??
The song is OUR WXRLD by ROONIN
ruclips.net/video/cDUMiKTTiNs/видео.html&pp=ygUQb3VyIHd4cmxkIHJvb25pbg%3D%3D
ROONIN - OUR WXRLD
communism was actually kinda tight
Here’s your daily dose of “aurmg, ahgctusllyry”
The song used by TheRussianBadger in his PHONK video was BACK2BACK, made by ROONIN as well.
4:25
It's the Corn Syrup Martin. It makes everything taste the fucking same here. I'm very grateful that I live in Texas, so I can get stuff without it at HEB. One of the best decisions I ever made was to try the pure cane sugar Dr. pepper, as it lead to me dropping all sorts of other stuff that had corn syrup in it.
To leave texas and be unable to get them hurts me so much
I'm not from Texas.... mine was trying any chocolate not filled with corn syrup, and same with trying a root beer with cane sugar. Once you realize.... it's soooooooooo bad , you know when you eat or drink something with it
@@Dominion69420Brother, the Lone Star State awaits your return
@@hossdelgado626 Oh yeah, you don't have to be from Texas ofc, I'm sure there are other stores in other regions of the US that sell cane sugar stuff too, but HEB is really prolific in this state. Most major cities have well over thirty locations, and most of the smaller ones have at least one
H.E.B. is the best. I lived in TX for 10 years but then moved and I miss it
11:55 My mans put together the hardest My Summer Car edit together and didn’t think we’d notice?
i cant wait for the country of finland itself to sponsor one of these vids
I wish Finland was real.
@@Guile_The_Exile as a finnish man, i also hope finland was real
Martin never fails to fill me with his content juices
*~same~*
Me after watching one of Martins video 🫃
@@brenolk4642 I like his content Pregnant man Pregnant man Pregnant man Medium Skin toned hand pointing down Medium Skin toned hand pointing down Pregnant man
🫵🤨🫳
@@RANDOMstuffCHANNEL. A wise man once said
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And i really can't stop thinking about it
11:50 is probably the hardest MSC edit ever
But what is that song though?
@@Gameomaster-vv1cxDr - I Keep Holding On (My Hope Will Never Die)
I Gotta say when I clicked on this video I wasn't expecting a 2012 MLG Montage for building an engine block. 10/10 keep it coming.
MLG?
The engines exploding caught me off guard.
@@Gameomaster-vv1cx its a 2013 thing, usually referring to video clips edited that way
@@brutus1998 ah
love the pyro reference at 0:02
highest quality slop i have ever slorped
Martin never fails to fill me up to the brim with his pleasuring long content
Since no one will ever see this comment, I edge to your content
Oh, oh no
same
Huh
amen
I SAW THIS. EVERYONE WILL KNOW!!!!
Everyone saw it
So close to halfway. Your debt to the universe is reaching its conclusion, one engine rebuild at a time.
I really appreciate the dedication to finishing this thing.
Mart makes the most premium of slops
when i started watching martin (back in the KSP videos a few years ago) i thought “this is amazing, if only there was more slop :(“… now i can enjoy my slop like the happy piggy i am oink oink :3
Martin is the only youtuber who doesn't make me skip the ad section.
Time to watch this 20 times in a row.
This whole saga has been absolutely batshit crazy and I love every second of it. Mart needs to play more of these "never ending" games 😂
no slop past two weeks im STARVING
This video is proof that we need a playlist of his MSC radio songs
You know the phonk from 3:30?
our wxrld roonin
@@MrTcole221 THANK YOU!!!
There is no way in hell you just said Dr. Pepper, AKA THE HOLY WATER OF SODAS, is bad (4:00). This calls for war.
Prepare the soda can cannon, my southern brother.
I will find martins address
As a diehard Dr. Pepper addict, i can confidently say that Mart has burnt out his tastebuds if he thinks its cherry. How anyone can say its cherry flavored is beyond me
"My tax payer dollars pay for the whole road" has me dead (also that was genius)
I have a proposal: you get a 2x multiplier but have to be drunk irl
Incredible how that's three videos in the past start-of-the-year I've watched that used my hope will never die
“Me have brain eating amoeba, he die of the hungry.” XD
I never thought martin would play the hotline miami soundtrack, but i love it
Is that the one at 11:50
@@Gameomaster-vv1cx no, its the one at 3:11
3:36 - Random silent frogman jumpscare
Got home from a 10 hour shift. Nearly on my feet nonstop. It’s around 4am. I hear first 20 seconds about giving us piggies more slop. Thank you Martin, this is just what I need❤️
Your average Pyro viewer, ``I love slop´´
I pass by an old Datsun B210 on the way home from work everyday. Every time I see it I think of My Summer Car and Mart.
I clicked on this while eating mc Donalds and had a crisis.
You know the RUclipsr is amazing when you backtrack to watch the sponsor section because you know it’s gonna be a banger.
(Missed first time because someone irl asked me something lol)
martin may not be pregnant, but he never fails to deliver
Highlight for me by far, has to be Mart just moving across the screen with a dead expression, to dubstep from 7 or so years ago.
Well done, sir.
50 songs added? The playlist, I want it.
Same, I need the name of the jazzy flute song at 0:57
@@trainman05matthewb.65its a music disc from minecraft, the in-game tracks are collected on the minecraft beta ost but i forget which one it is specifically
@@trainman05matthewb.65stal form minecraft
@@Caffine_Kitsune YES THANK YOU I knew I recognized it!!!
@@trainman05matthewb.65 welcome!
Hey you might not see this but I appreciate that you did this charity thing with the kilometers and all because I can look forward to all the videos that come out of it XD this is coming from a long night of drinking so I'm an emotional baby much love ur so hilarious❤😂😂😂
3:02 when she gives the maddest head but her teeth are sharp
😢
Mr Martin may claim this is slop but the effort in these videos and how actually fun it is to watch rivals a big portion of what i get recommended nowadays.
5:20 forgive me children I must wyle out
10:40
The fact that he could do that is SO FUNNY, like the NPC didn’t even TRY to slow down or avoid him, he just drove full speed straight into Martin's balls
06:01 the new maneuver shall be coined "the Volvo shaker"
The Finland arc will forever be known as a high point
2:00 "NEVER BEEN HIGHER, AND THEY'RE EXTREMELY EASY TO SET UP, SO EASY THAT I COULD DO IT, AND AS WE ALL KNOW: me no have much brain, me have braineatermeba, but he died of the hungry, so sad..
Thanks for more slop, Ive been so so so hungry for more!
0:50 stal is such a good musik :D
Also add bad piggies theme
"Stal" by C418 is the gift for humanity and you cannot tell me otherwise
I like the song that sounds like the screams of the damned at 5:34
Ppl born before jesus be like (they're overreacting):
Jump scares be like
As a PyroLive subscriber i can confidently say that i do love slop
1:17 color me pink and call me surprised. This is the /first/ time I've seen non-black oil in that car xD
I always have food prepared whenever I watch martin... Thanks martin.
7:50 the tin foil car
You can't simply "just drive" when phonk is playing.
Roonin - Our Wxrld
8:05 That man is *DENSE*
i need a youtube playlist of the radio playlist 💀
4:58 Rabbids go home soundtrack.💀💀💀
The slop is over but Finland always remains Mart.
8:59 Azerbaijan to annex Iran confirmed.
Not sure how Martin's managed to become even MORE unhinged, but by god the man has done it and i am here for it
This is the gourmet slop compared to pyrocynicals slop
I just want to see mart go to Finland for summer and speed run the real My Summer Car
1:55 rare frontal frog
Omg 😧😧😦
I think Mart's finally realized he can do whatever the fuck he wants but in his brain it only applies to My Summer Car.
Mart, how are your dreams?
I wheezed at the implied speechlessness at 3:38
Correction: exasperated speechlessness
2:30 W poster
The combination of posters at 2:30 radiates nothing less than an exquisite amount of chaos.
4:50 whats the hotline miami song?
Paris by M|O|O|N
@@ihave5blueberry538 thank you my friend
Saint
8:43
Where’d my ratchet set go? Maxwell, did you eat my ratchet set?
😂😂😂😂❤😂
Mart can you compile all the “songs” you have on your car radio into a playlist, I ran out of car tunes to jam to
- sincerely, a fellow drunk driving enthusiast
martin calling me his little piglet is making me act unwise
4:30 wait... how do you know how shit tastes like?
the fact that Ultrakill is made by a finnish dude and Mart listened to the soundtrack from it while running over uncle is poetry I must say
13:20 thank you for the compliment martin
Dr. Pepper is an intellectual drink for the chosen ones.
Is amusing that I like Dr. Pepper but dislike cherries.
what is the name of this funky beat at 3:30? its pretty nice!
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Shazam finally found it
Roonin - Our Wxrld
@@SpawarkaIsMyLife thank you!
Previous VIdeo:
Chat: "The sound of 12 babys screaming ontop of each other pitched lower"
Mart: "Good idea"
This Video:
Wow I'm actually early for one of these for once.
Thanks for continuing to [pregnant man] [pregnant man] [pregnant man], Martin.
1:49 Fallout New Vegas poster!?!!??
what song was used in the beginning? the instrument was what i think is a stringed one, around 0:33?
If you’re talking about the intro, it’s Right Behind You from TF2
No not that one, it’s on I think a guitar it’s starts at like 0:45
i like this channel alot
every time i see a new upload i get hyped
cause i know the content is always fun
0:55 Song?
C418- Stal
11:58 you just brought back so many good memories with this one edit, i thank you
This is a comment for the algorithm
Hotline Miami music goes so hard. Both games have such good OSTs.
0:11 why are you peeing in the pigs slop
When I clicked on this video, all I could think was “wow, that’s a lot of wheels. That’s the most wheels ever.”
Unsubscribed due to Dr. Pepper slander, I will not tolerate this abuse directed at my physician.
No Dr. Pepper only Mr.Pim
THE ONLY RUclipsR WHO MAKES ME ACUTALLY LAUGH AT AN AD IN A VIDEO. I LOVE IT MAN XD