@@barneypaws4883 But nothing will actually change. Labour will try to straddle the centre left and right, will achieve little and please nobody, and in 8 years or so the Tories will be back to save a failing economy.
I watched your man in the debate, apparently he forgot his policies, all I heard was the usual 'vote for change', 'vote to turn the page', but no actual policies...... would not say he wouldn't tax pensions, would not say a woman is a biological woman, (how he makes women's spaces safe without that, I don't know), would not say how he would fund building his houses, or where, would not say how he would miraculously get Europe to agree to a better deal without freedom of movement, would not say how he would tackle migration, would not say if he was sure no other candidates of his had bet on the election, would not say if he would raise taxes, but we should 'turn the page', it seems the other side of the page is blank though...............hmmmm
The problem is the left wing labour party have never had even half the scandels the roght wing conservatives have. I remember in the early 90s a huge scandel the right wing papers had about labour was that it supported equal pay for black people and at the same time the big scandel for tbe tories was a indershed rent boy was found dead strangled to death in a perverted sex game a torycmp played @iann23 the problem is the right wing gives more ammunition as they are far far more corrupt. Where as the left wing arnt very corrupt just more inept
@@President44259 reform .......... neither deserve to be anywhere near parliament .... so lets start afresh without the professional leaches . We all know they are a shower of currpt self serving tossers unfit for service and heres the chance of not just saying the place needs to change but at long last a real chance for it to change ! My X is going in the reform box because not tory or labour deserve the ink .
I'm not sure how true that's been since Dodgy Dave took office. The people behind the scenes pulling the strings know what they're doing, the puppets in front of the cameras? Less so. Especially since Brexit and Boris.
Saw Jonathan live, he ranted for an hour straight without stuttering once or getting out of breath. He didn’t even look tired at the end, his stamina is insane.
Thematically speaking, the most important thing Terry Pratchett taught me was the concept of militant decency. The idea that you can look at the world and its flaws and its injustices and its cruelties and get deeply, intensely angry, and that you can turn that into energy for doing the right thing and making the world a better place. He taught me that the anger itself is not the part I should be fighting. Nobody in my life ever said that before. -Serialephemera on Terry Pratchett
which one's that from? got them all sitting on my shelf*, patiently waiting to be read. the early ones read through a few times on separate occasions attempting to work my way through. the last time round managed to get my partner into him and she plugged all the gaps in mine &my mothers joint collection, now all sat in a pile at mine. need to get back into reading in general and this one you thematically summarise may be my route back in... *well, they were until major house works then decoration last year, now they're in piles on the bedroom floor upstairs.
@@ManWalksDogs I think it is the essence of Vimes, caught by someone who saw the same things in the works as I did. The witches also raised the concept more than once, e.g "Granny Weatherwax was often angry. Genuine anger was one of the world’s great creative forces. But you had to learn how to control it. That didn’t mean you let it trickle away. It meant you dammed it, carefully, let it develop a working head, let it drown whole valleys of the mind and then, just when the whole structure was about to collapse, opened a tiny pipeline at the base and let the iron-hard stream of wrath power the turbines of revenge."(Wyrd Sisters) She used righteous anger quite creatively. [edit: Note that Vimes was often knurd - the not-drunk wrong side of sober, seeing too much of reality.] The story says it was lack of endogenous alcohol that did it, but I think Vimes had so much natural decency that what he saw in the world hurt, and he needed a couple of drinks to blur the edges and not loose his temper at the wrong time. (I did mean "loose." He kept it tightly reined in, after all.)
I'm an American who got to crack up at 90 minutes of this brilliantly hilarious rant live two months ago! It's not too insider-British for Americans to appreciate a great rip of selfish, catering-to-the-rich conservative "leadership." Plus a lesson in "what are you actually doing about it?" humility and an encouragement to vote.
To be clear to the people who have replied, the character of “Johnathan Pie” is clearly satirical, the subject material that he talks about isn’t. Our government are so woeful , that their actions need no exaggeration. We need to be thankful that we have people such as James O’Brien, Carol Vorderman , and Tom Walker trying to protect our liberty.
He so tells the truth...... not long until they are all gone, Looking forward to Penny Mourdant and Jacob Rees-Mogg and Prita Patel and Jeremy Xunt all going as well
PIE.....BRILLIANT AS Allways! And ON the nail.....WISH could get THIS put out on mainstream Channels.....AS a Party Political Broadcast......AGAINST the DESPICABLE Tories!
@Andy-di1zd He came up with a better response to Sunak's guff than Starmer did, so there's something... I think an untrained, well used car tyre could do a better job than the current lot, so there's that too 🙂
What punishment could ever be enough for truss? I can't think of anything. And yet she doesn't just have no consequences. She lives in splendor for her entire miserable waste of life.
A traitor like Sunak who helped bankrupt Royal Bank of Scotland in 2008 and picked up their shares worth 100 million. Vote for taxing based on overall wealth and not income based. The weasels have a way of reducing the amount of income tax they pay with having their shares owned by offshore shell companies
And this is groundbreaking humour these days - Pie is telling the truth in public and we all get the biggest dopamine rush since Carl Sagan tried to tell us about the solar system without irony or sarcasm more than 40 years ago. It is awesome!
I think I may have issues. Whenever Truss is brought up, I have an uncontrollable desire to type or yell "PAWK MAHKETS!" and then stand around waiting for a roaring applause or ALL the likes....
You seriously think a Starmer-led Labour Party is going to be any different. Just listen to what they are saying - they are in the pocket of big business and no friends of working people.
" "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We WILL be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that the day is the Fourth of July, where we will once again be fighting for our freedom... Freedom from tyranny, oppression and persecution.....from annihilation. WE are fighting for our right to LIVE. To exist. And WHEN we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the country declared in ONE voice: "We will NOT go quietly into the night!" We will NOT vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day! " 😏
My favourite part of her premiership was at the Queen's funeral, when none of the foreign journalists knew who she was. "Some minor Royal, I suppose", said the Aussies.
Love your work and have enjoyed all your coverage over the last few years about politics its really made me laugh at a time when laughs are hardwr to come by The sad thing is that even though this is comedy and satire it's also facts and spine chilling that this is how politicians view us who pay for them to have the privilege to screw us all over F@#k the tories xx
@AnthonyWilliams-sh1gv feel free to vote for any of the uni party vote for never ending war and the transferral of public funds into private funds via the military industrial complex...enjoy
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Spot on. Behind the laughs is real anger. Vote them out on July 4th.
We'll all vote labour, but it'll be a shambles.
@@Malc180s It'll be good. The entire country will breath a massive sigh of relief
@@barneypaws4883 But nothing will actually change. Labour will try to straddle the centre left and right, will achieve little and please nobody, and in 8 years or so the Tories will be back to save a failing economy.
I watched your man in the debate,
apparently he forgot his policies,
all I heard was the usual 'vote for change', 'vote to turn the page',
but no actual policies......
would not say he wouldn't tax pensions,
would not say a woman is a biological woman, (how he makes women's spaces safe without that, I don't know),
would not say how he would fund building his houses, or where,
would not say how he would miraculously get Europe to agree to a better deal without freedom of movement,
would not say how he would tackle migration,
would not say if he was sure no other candidates of his had bet on the election,
would not say if he would raise taxes,
but we should 'turn the page',
it seems the other side of the page is blank though...............hmmmm
@@lfcbpro He's not my man.
Jonathan Pie is an international treasure
America needs a Jonathan Pie.
He will be if he can keep the same level of scrutiny and ridicule for the next government.
The problem is the left wing labour party have never had even half the scandels the roght wing conservatives have. I remember in the early 90s a huge scandel the right wing papers had about labour was that it supported equal pay for black people and at the same time the big scandel for tbe tories was a indershed rent boy was found dead strangled to death in a perverted sex game a torycmp played @iann23 the problem is the right wing gives more ammunition as they are far far more corrupt. Where as the left wing arnt very corrupt just more inept
America needs a Jonathan Pie !!!
You have Jon Stewart !
They sent us one. He's on HBO.
The UK needs him too!
Well, it does have John Oliver....
would be incredible
I was sat on sofa, on my own, now I'm standing, cheering.
Vote those bastard Tories out!!
VOTE OUT TO HELP OUT!!!
Sadly America never has and never will be ready for that level of honesty or reflection with the probable exception of Ken Burns.
And replace them with bastard Labour. Oh joy.
@@President44259 Still much better than keeping these twats. the Tory party is cartoon-level evil at this point.
@@President44259 reform .......... neither deserve to be anywhere near parliament .... so lets start afresh without the professional leaches . We all know they are a shower of currpt self serving tossers unfit for service and heres the chance of not just saying the place needs to change but at long last a real chance for it to change !
My X is going in the reform box because not tory or labour deserve the ink .
I hate it when the tories are referred to as incompetent. They are cold calculating bastards who know what they are doing
Somehow they are both
I'm not sure how true that's been since Dodgy Dave took office. The people behind the scenes pulling the strings know what they're doing, the puppets in front of the cameras? Less so. Especially since Brexit and Boris.
Of course they're incompetent, they can't even have a party without being caught. 😁
They are both, they know what they want to do, they do it and still muck it up. They cant even do wrong right.
@@carlossaraiva8213 As Frankie Boyle said: "I just think we’re the first society in history to be ruled by incompetent fascists".
Vote out to help out.
Absolutely legendary comment.
Hahaha! Excellent! You should copyright that! 👍🙏😀🙋
Very well said
Clever
Get some T shirts printed
I hope JP sees this.
Saw Jonathan live, he ranted for an hour straight without stuttering once or getting out of breath. He didn’t even look tired at the end, his stamina is insane.
aNgEr iS aN eNeRgY!!!
This is called "fighting for the people". Thank you, Jonathan.
passion
@@ManWalksDogs"May the road rise with you."
You should see his tax returns 😉
It's not 'Pie in the sky', it's Pie spitting out facts and truths!
Pie for PM!!
Hi Tom! Got your sockpuppets working then!
The Pig in Thin Air - a steakman's dinner. Farewell a HARD BREXIT
If only Pie had a newspaper, I’d buy some and give them out for free.
Nah, I'd have a big issue with that...
Something you'll never read in a newspaper - Only @ssholes own newspapers.
Thematically speaking, the most important thing Terry Pratchett taught me was the concept of militant decency. The idea that you can look at the world and its flaws and its injustices and its cruelties and get deeply, intensely angry, and that you can turn that into energy for doing the right thing and making the world a better place. He taught me that the anger itself is not the part I should be fighting. Nobody in my life ever said that before. -Serialephemera on Terry Pratchett
which one's that from?
got them all sitting on my shelf*, patiently waiting to be read.
the early ones read through a few times on separate occasions attempting to work my way through.
the last time round managed to get my partner into him and she plugged all the gaps in mine &my mothers joint collection, now all sat in a pile at mine.
need to get back into reading in general and this one you thematically summarise may be my route back in...
*well, they were until major house works then decoration last year, now they're in piles on the bedroom floor upstairs.
Or, as Johnny Rotten said (before he went all establishment) Anger is an energy
Anger is more useful than despair.
@@ManWalksDogs I think it is the essence of Vimes, caught by someone who saw the same things in the works as I did. The witches also raised the concept more than once, e.g "Granny Weatherwax was often angry. Genuine anger was one of the world’s great creative forces. But you had to learn how to control it. That didn’t mean you let it trickle away. It meant you dammed it, carefully, let it develop a working head, let it drown whole valleys of the mind and then, just when the whole structure was about to collapse, opened a tiny pipeline at the base and let the iron-hard stream of wrath power the turbines of revenge."(Wyrd Sisters) She used righteous anger quite creatively.
[edit: Note that Vimes was often knurd - the not-drunk wrong side of sober, seeing too much of reality.] The story says it was lack of endogenous alcohol that did it, but I think Vimes had so much natural decency that what he saw in the world hurt, and he needed a couple of drinks to blur the edges and not loose his temper at the wrong time. (I did mean "loose." He kept it tightly reined in, after all.)
Most important thing I learned from Terry Pratchett was not to mess with the luggage.
I'm an American who got to crack up at 90 minutes of this brilliantly hilarious rant live two months ago! It's not too insider-British for Americans to appreciate a great rip of selfish, catering-to-the-rich conservative "leadership." Plus a lesson in "what are you actually doing about it?" humility and an encouragement to vote.
Nah, the bloke's taken money from a Russian propaganda outfit to sow distrust of Western democracy. He's lower than vermin.
An ignorant American thinking they understand British politics! Now THAT'S hilarious!
This guy is a genius
I love this guy.
I love him more ❤
He's bloody amazing
🤥💩👿Tory’s.Jonathan 🫶👍
He's one of a kind.
My wife and I saw this live at the Apollo in London. Satire at its best. Keep up the great work Tom
It’s actually not satire though !
this isn't satire.
To be clear to the people who have replied, the character of “Johnathan Pie” is clearly satirical, the subject material that he talks about isn’t. Our government are so woeful , that their actions need no exaggeration. We need to be thankful that we have people such as James O’Brien, Carol Vorderman , and Tom Walker trying to protect our liberty.
The true voice of reason, shine on JP greetings from Scotland 🏴 and shine on ✌️
He so tells the truth...... not long until they are all gone, Looking forward to Penny Mourdant and Jacob Rees-Mogg and Prita Patel and Jeremy Xunt all going as well
Don’t forget Braverman too…. and IBS.. sorry IDS (if he’s still an MP).
Oh, I'd just love to see a "Rees-Mogg moment" when the results come in! I'll be up all night waiting.
Hand-cock should lose absolutely everything too. He is literally vermin.
He ain't lying.
PIE.....BRILLIANT AS Allways! And ON the nail.....WISH could get THIS put out on mainstream Channels.....AS a Party Political Broadcast......AGAINST the DESPICABLE Tories!
As are Liebour i'm not voting for either of them.
Pie for PM!!!!!
@Andy-di1zdis there. He has more charisma than May and Cameron combined and more political acumen than Boris, Truss and Sunak combined X10.
@Andy-di1zd He came up with a better response to Sunak's guff than Starmer did, so there's something...
I think an untrained, well used car tyre could do a better job than the current lot, so there's that too 🙂
TOTALLY AGREE !!
Tom Walker is iconic with this character!
Brilliant live in Newcastle, and again just now via the download. One of our most important voices right now- thank you, Tom.
Brilliant - saw him live in Liverpool - 5 star all the way!
Out of how many?
@@JB_inks 5 out of 5 :)
Jonathan pie just completely dominated the stage
Absolute national treasure.
Saw him at the Empire in Liverpool you leave the theatre energised after watching his show.
"Oh if you insist"
Lets go!
Don’t forget the apostrophe! Let’s go.
Jonathan pie.
This man is absolutely spot on, i love the way he says what we are all thinking. He would be brilliant in priministers question time.
If we were ALL thinking it the CONservatives would not still be in power
What punishment could ever be enough for truss? I can't think of anything. And yet she doesn't just have no consequences. She lives in splendor for her entire miserable waste of life.
I can think of a few... It involves getting a bit Medieval Marcellus Wallis though.
A traitor like Sunak who helped bankrupt Royal Bank of Scotland in 2008 and picked up their shares worth 100 million. Vote for taxing based on overall wealth and not income based. The weasels have a way of reducing the amount of income tax they pay with having their shares owned by offshore shell companies
asset stripping would be nice for a start
@@neelubird like paying back the amount she spaffed the economy by? 🤔
Watch out for Lady Liz in Sunk's resignation honours list ...
Genius, the voice of sanity, VOTE THE TORIES OUT OUT OUT
But we don't have another option. Labour are just the same.
tories out out out.
That's the plan hoss
And replace with who? Globalists who just have a different colour on their lapel?
Relegate them to 4th place!!!
Absolute shower.
Reform in.😊
Jonathan holding back and being too shy to say what he really means 😁😁
😂🤣
you really have to admire the saintly restraint of the man.
Always on point @JonathanPie.
And this is groundbreaking humour these days - Pie is telling the truth in public and we all get the biggest dopamine rush since Carl Sagan tried to tell us about the solar system without irony or sarcasm more than 40 years ago. It is awesome!
The guy is a legend.. Saw him in Ipswich live on stage. Absolute classic
Get in, always love the live stuff!
Saw this show in Hull, money well spent.
So did I. Was fucking marvelous
There is no getting away from the truth of it all! so eloquently put Jonathan Pie.
Beautifully put!
Pie for PM! 🎉
Long live Pie.
I am definitely a fan of this British comedian, a spot on, fowl-mouthed commentator on Britain today. I need to look up “fifth form”.
'Fifth form' is the final school year, now called 'Year 11', for (approx) 16 year olds.
Try foul-mouthed. Even a kid in the fifth form would know that.
‼ *PIE FOR PM!!!* ‼
Yo, Jonathan Pie, keeping it real as always. 👍
Here here!
As always, the voice of reason. Thank you so very much.
I just wish JP would just come out and say what he really means. 🤪🤪🤣
I'd vote for him.
F*** yeah!!! 🎉🎉🎉
Well said, Mr Pie, looking WELL SAID!!!
The TRUTH has been spoken.
Legend. I wish this character was an MP and he was being interviewed by Laura Kussenberg.
FINALLY, I got a notification!
Saw the show live in Salford earlier this year, absolutely brilliant!
Just a reminder the word Tory comes from the old Irish word tóraí, meaning robber or outlaw
Keep it going Jonathan Pie! We love you. ❤
Some turds have lasted longer too... in my college days, anyway.
Jonathan Pie......THE most NECESSARY addition to the DATA-BASE....concise & erudite, a superb summary of both the PROBLEM & THE SOLUTIONS....!!
As we say in America, "awesome".
I believe the word in your country is "brilliant".
He's amazing, I love him.
Brilliant as always!
Love it!
Agree 100%
I missed the live shows in West End, but this is the next best thing. Thanks, Tom!
Absolutely well said!! Every word a truth!
Brilliant 👏
Fabulous. 🤣
Saw this live at the Marlowe theatre in Canterbury. Absolutely stellar!
“Spaffed up the wall”
That’s a new one on me!😂
Pie is hilarious
I think I may have issues. Whenever Truss is brought up, I have an uncontrollable desire to type or yell "PAWK MAHKETS!" and then stand around waiting for a roaring applause or ALL the likes....
Hello fellow person with the same affliction as I...
Awesome in Birmingham! Awesome everywhere!
The show was phenomenal!
Saw this live in York again 👍
Can't wait for the next live tour 😁
Brilliant thanks 👍
never thought he could get better but he did spot on.
Saw this show at The Lowry in March, bloody brilliant. “I’ve had more charismatic turds” was a belter 😂
Awesome!
Here here. On the 4th July, we will celebrate our independence day 🎆
That is a fact.
You seriously think a Starmer-led Labour Party is going to be any different. Just listen to what they are saying - they are in the pocket of big business and no friends of working people.
That will be the day when _WE_ take back control.
And ???????
" "Mankind."
That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We WILL be united in our common interests.
Perhaps it's fate that the day is the Fourth of July, where we will once again be fighting for our freedom...
Freedom from tyranny, oppression and persecution.....from annihilation.
WE are fighting for our right to LIVE. To exist. And WHEN we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the country declared in ONE voice: "We will NOT go quietly into the night!" We will NOT vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day! "
😏
love Jonathan pie he is brilliant
Saw this live. Very, very good.
I completely forgot Liz existed
Outlived by a lettuce 😊
Your pension hasn't forgotten...
My favourite part of her premiership was at the Queen's funeral, when none of the foreign journalists knew who she was. "Some minor Royal, I suppose", said the Aussies.
Hear hear!
Going full Jonathan.
Fantastic.
Absolutely fantastic finale there.
He's spot on ,they are filling the pockets and laughing at us while they do it
no lies detected
Go Jonathan, but I wish you wouldn't hold back so much
Oh, I do love me some Pie, you know... the healthy kind, the kind that feeds the soul!
£65 Billion vote Tactically get them all out
I would only vote Tory if I lived in Clacton on Sea. Just because of NF.
Jonathan is “the man”. 👍🏴✊
I cannot thank you enough Mr Pie.
Love your work and have enjoyed all your coverage over the last few years about politics its really made me laugh at a time when laughs are hardwr to come by The sad thing is that even though this is comedy and satire it's also facts and spine chilling that this is how politicians view us who pay for them to have the privilege to screw us all over F@#k the tories xx
I am American, and therefore, have no stake in this election, but Pie made me want to head out right now and vote Labour.
Jonathan Pie: not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need
I love this guy
Vote for almost anyone but Nigel Farage!
Oh God yes, not many are worse than the Tories but he is 😂
How expensive would it be for Labour to run this as an ad on the BBC?
You can't buy ad-space on the bbc
@@ChartreuseDanI'm pretty sure the BBC does (or did do) party political broadcasts?
@@kennybevan11 I think I'd incorrectly assumed you meant the BBC would get paid rather than Tom Walker, sorry about that
Ah, this gives me a lovely warm feeling, thank you Mr Pie.✊
YEAH! Brilliant!!!
Vote Reform 🗳
I would rather be in a dark room with a cobra
Yeah, Vote Reform Plc. if you want Tories but even more right-wing! 🙄
@@Loneman_OG yes
@AnthonyWilliams-sh1gv feel free to vote for any of the uni party vote for never ending war and the transferral of public funds into private funds via the military industrial complex...enjoy
As JP put it farage is just liz truss in human form
Vote reform
And you waste your vote.
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
A vote for Reform is a vote for fascism.
Fuck Reform. NHS killing bastards.
I have a modicum of intelligence so, no.