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  • Опубликовано: 13 окт 2018
  • Jonathan Pie, the irate news reporter comes to the Hammersmith Apollo for a night of blistering political stand-up.
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  • @Afterthoughtbtw
    @Afterthoughtbtw 5 лет назад +1959

    Delighted to see Tom Walker breaking out and being a success. This guy is more spot on than most straight political commentators when it comes to today's politics. Might be because he's happy to attack either side of the political aisle when they behave stupidly.

    • @DJB2
      @DJB2 5 лет назад +11

      Afterthought_btw kinda like a pre-watershed Franky Boyle.

    • @joeavreg2254
      @joeavreg2254 5 лет назад +37

      Also he actually cares enough to do research and think about these things.

    • @johndeacon6308
      @johndeacon6308 5 лет назад +11

      He has two writers, one of whom is a lefty, one of whom is centre-right, which is why he ends up such politically inconsistent shouty-man material.

    • @Afterthoughtbtw
      @Afterthoughtbtw 5 лет назад +102

      I take it that 'politically inconsistent' means 'doesn't follow a hive mind slavishly'.
      Hard as it is to believe, it is in fact possible to criticise your own wing in politics.

    • @johndeacon6308
      @johndeacon6308 5 лет назад +11

      No, I mean he literally follows two contradicting political philosophies at once. The same as how TV shows can be inconsistent if they have different episodes from different writers.

  • @Hozell232
    @Hozell232 5 лет назад +938

    What I like about pie is he doesn’t have an agenda and he can equally criticise (joke about) both sides of the aisle

    • @magnuslind5798
      @magnuslind5798 5 лет назад

      öm

    • @hux2000
      @hux2000 5 лет назад +35

      Pie is British: there is no "both sides of the aisle" here. Unlike America, Britain isn't a two-party state.

    • @crazyboom2759
      @crazyboom2759 5 лет назад +52

      @@hux2000 There is however a way of classifying Ideologies as either right or left regardless of the amount of parties. On top of that Britain effectively has a two party system due to the awful first past the post voting system we have, basically forcing citizens to vote for either Labour or Tory.

    • @Flweem
      @Flweem 5 лет назад +4

      He does have an agenda, though? Iconoclasm is an agenda.

    • @stratiusrex9287
      @stratiusrex9287 5 лет назад +4

      Matt G really? There’s Brexit that was passed and the dictators that say no to it. So much for democracy, am I riiiight? 😉

  • @tinyw777
    @tinyw777 5 лет назад +1021

    You guys should watch the whole thing before calling him far left.

    • @JapanJohnny2012
      @JapanJohnny2012 5 лет назад +115

      Tiny w if you're a frothing natsoc everyone's far left.

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 5 лет назад +39

      The unoffended getting offended again are they over jokes and truths!? Well I never!

    • @Lumibear.
      @Lumibear. 5 лет назад +55

      It’s an act anyway, he plays the part of a liberal bbc reporter who’s frothing at the modern world’s absurd extremes and the fact that he’s not allowed to say the truth during his reports. It’s a good act!

    • @andy29081983
      @andy29081983 5 лет назад +150

      That many would label him far-left is proof of one of the main themes he always tries to get across in his videos: that we have become so polarised in the last few years, we can only view events through a binary spectrum. You are either far-left or far-right and any position in between that has become unthinkable.

    • @327legoman
      @327legoman 5 лет назад +29

      Yep. And it's ridiculous. Everyone wants things to fit the narrative of 'good' and 'bad', instead of being reasonable and looking at everything from an unbiased central viewpoint and just labeling people as their own version of 'bad' instead of trying to understand other peoples viewpoints. There's literally no difference from an irrational left-winger calling someone a nazi because they made a joke about how many genders some people claim there are, and an irrational right-winger calling someone far left or a commie because they made fun of a Trump tweet. When in reality there's a large margin who maybe even finding none or both offensive, still don't 'get' offended and find them both funny.

  • @RBGHfam
    @RBGHfam 5 лет назад +341

    It is ok to hate both sides, LOL! Trust me they deserve it...

    • @Toshiro_Mifune
      @Toshiro_Mifune 5 лет назад +11

      finally, a normal person.

    • @nicholasthornley9708
      @nicholasthornley9708 4 года назад +9

      He also uploaded a video called The Centre Ground: Where Politics Goes to Die, so I guess it's ok to hate the centrists as well, Trust me they also deserve it...

    • @holdtightadele8017
      @holdtightadele8017 4 года назад +13

      I’m a leftie but so much about both sides of the spectrum makes me want to rip my hair out anyway😂🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @jodyssey9921
      @jodyssey9921 4 года назад

      Absolutely

    • @jordannet5233
      @jordannet5233 4 года назад

      Fair enough

  • @cjh.1920
    @cjh.1920 4 года назад +29

    As an American, this man knows more about American politics than most of the conservative people I’m surrounded by...

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 4 года назад

      Sure thing Christian. Sure thing.

    • @Buttercup697
      @Buttercup697 Месяц назад

      No one has ever accused the American cuntservative for being clever 😉

  • @richie2701
    @richie2701 4 года назад +62

    When Pie was reading out the "On My First Try" tweet
    his tone reminded me a lot of the sneering character of Rick from The Young Ones
    iconic tbh

    • @IanIsrael
      @IanIsrael 4 года назад +3

      I thought he sounded like a Dalek from Doctor Who.

    • @dogonthedecks7571
      @dogonthedecks7571 4 года назад +3

      “Have we got a video?”.......... Yes, we HAVE got a video

    • @kriskristofferson8846
      @kriskristofferson8846 4 года назад +1

      Ha ha, spot on, he doesn't he - you'd think Devil Woman had never been written!

  • @maddie_1122
    @maddie_1122 5 лет назад +281

    JONATHAN
    YOURE ON BBC MATE

    • @crevesfan8215
      @crevesfan8215 5 лет назад +2

      Jacob Watson good point

    • @YZFR1mart
      @YZFR1mart 5 лет назад +3

      Only because he hit on trump. . . Go figure.

    • @wrightypegz8997
      @wrightypegz8997 4 года назад +9

      YZFR1mart Mate do you know what “hit on” means?

    • @edtExodus
      @edtExodus 4 года назад

      @@wrightypegz8997 This is exactly how some of them hit on women, before they go on a rant complaining how the "femoids" don't let them touch their "vagene". Go figure.

    • @philiposborne982
      @philiposborne982 4 года назад

      The pay is good. Also possibly get to sleep with some of the weather girls. Who wouldn't take that job?

  • @LeedsUnitedJohn
    @LeedsUnitedJohn 5 лет назад +458

    I'm a Brexiteer and also a Fan of Jonathan Pie. I might not agree with a lot that he says but I think he's a fair Man.

    • @richardsawyer5428
      @richardsawyer5428 5 лет назад +66

      john barker Like wise. He attacks all sides including remoaners. Comedy which has had some thought put into it.

    • @Bodragon
      @Bodragon 5 лет назад +37

      No need to denigrate us Richard. We all are entitled to a point of view without being insulted.

    • @samueljosephs6793
      @samueljosephs6793 5 лет назад +11

      @@Bodragon
      What did he say that's insulting?

    • @fishgutt242
      @fishgutt242 5 лет назад +5

      @@samueljosephs6793 that they are moaners.

    • @samueljosephs6793
      @samueljosephs6793 5 лет назад +14

      @@fishgutt242
      So he identifies as a remoaner?

  • @cally_44
    @cally_44 4 года назад +16

    Donald Trump: I'm a genius
    also Donald: *spells tap wrong*

  • @MattRoszak
    @MattRoszak 5 лет назад +215

    Whoever wants to stand against Trump in the next election really needs to be as savage as Pie.

    • @travn3r
      @travn3r 5 лет назад +5

      So being savage is acting like a baby, there was no comedy here and I love pie

    • @SaHaRaSquad
      @SaHaRaSquad 5 лет назад +13

      Travn3r Well, he did quote texts from an adult baby, so...

    • @necrosteel5013
      @necrosteel5013 5 лет назад +2

      Hello,surprising too see you here Matt.I do like trump but still found it funny(finally a guy who can mock trump without looking like an utter asshat).

    • @user-it2do6ke5y
      @user-it2do6ke5y 3 года назад +2

      Instead, they chose apple pie. 'Muricans!

    • @Bone_.42069
      @Bone_.42069 3 года назад

      @@user-it2do6ke5y ikr, lol

  • @konto-zi8sk
    @konto-zi8sk 5 лет назад +377

    99% of the comments are complaining about trump supporters not being able to take a joke.
    1% „im a trump supporter and this was funny”

    • @sorsocksfake
      @sorsocksfake 5 лет назад +16

      xD Yeah, I like Trump (won't label myself a supporter), and this was a darn funny bit.
      Gotta give props to trump though, some of the jokes were his and Pie's just retelling them :).

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor 5 лет назад +1

      Ya like that guy who sent a bunch of bombs to CNN what a good sport he was

    • @rumighoul
      @rumighoul 5 лет назад +6

      @@MrElionor Think you missed the point there sport

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor 5 лет назад +1

      @@rumighoul
      What is the point? This thread only has "good" Trump supporters?

    • @rumighoul
      @rumighoul 5 лет назад +10

      @@MrElionor No. The OP's point is that plenty of Trump supporters can also laugh at Trump and perceive his many weaknesses, contrary to the assumptions of their political opponents. Clear enough?

  • @southstar577
    @southstar577 5 лет назад +21

    I remember when republicans criticized Obama over commenting on the kanye/taylor swift drama calling it unpresidential but theyre fine with Trump rambling on like a madman on twitter.

  • @nightw4tchman
    @nightw4tchman 2 года назад +13

    4:11 What's even funnier about this is Trump was lying in that tweet, it wasn't his first "try" to become president. He attempted to run in 2000, subsequently dropping out, and speculated about running in 2012.

  • @mathieuvanleeuwen7127
    @mathieuvanleeuwen7127 5 лет назад +20

    "Twitter"? Oh yeah, that.
    Stay far from it

  • @margaretwilson8736
    @margaretwilson8736 5 лет назад +16

    JONATHAN PIE MADE IT ON THE BBC!!! HIS LIFE LONG DREAM! 😋😁

  • @rash1990ful
    @rash1990ful 5 лет назад +158

    Jonathan Pie: the only comedian who can actually make Trump-bashing jokes funny. Unlike the same old sterile, boring, uninspired shit we see on late night TV (Comedy Central, SNL, John Oliver, Colbert, Noah, etc.) now.

    • @EugeneAxe
      @EugeneAxe 5 лет назад +1

      Colbert and Bill Maher can be funny.

    • @maxjones503
      @maxjones503 5 лет назад

      From a US audience, I suppose. I find this perspective and style quite common though (specifically in Britain, that is).

    • @travn3r
      @travn3r 5 лет назад +3

      None of them are funny

    • @theisisreincarnate
      @theisisreincarnate 5 лет назад

      Agreed !!!! 100%

    • @oslaf3323
      @oslaf3323 5 лет назад +4

      It's pretty much angry name-calling and being an extreme grammar nazi, I wouldn't call any of them jokes.

  • @tomogotchi9140
    @tomogotchi9140 5 лет назад +21

    "If ever the News goes to Twitter it means some editor somewhere couldn't be fucked to do his job that day" I know this is a comedy show, but that's hilarious to me because it's so true.

  • @PhilipZilfo
    @PhilipZilfo 5 лет назад +11

    3:48 “I’m covered in bees!” - like if you know who I’m talking about 😂

  • @MrBizteck
    @MrBizteck 5 лет назад +88

    The Troll is strong in the comment section.

    • @ShallowDepression
      @ShallowDepression 5 лет назад +3

      Which you just added to.

    • @cl759
      @cl759 5 лет назад

      And here is mine for a good measure... obviously not in a loving meaningful relationship.

    • @BrianSmith-vl7xu
      @BrianSmith-vl7xu 4 года назад

      it sounds like a weather report! lol

  • @brandonanderson7244
    @brandonanderson7244 4 года назад +3

    YOU KNOW WHAT BEST PART OF THIS COMEDY ACT IS. It is that Jonathan pie has many many other videos that are just as much if not more funny and important and real.

  • @Stamnley
    @Stamnley 5 лет назад +5

    It wasn't even his first try in 2016, he ran in 2000 as an independent candidate.

  • @chaddavies4160
    @chaddavies4160 5 лет назад +70

    The irony of the BBC showing this clip, every news story they run these days has twitter comments.

    • @martialme84
      @martialme84 4 года назад

      Don´t tell em.
      I want em to continue giving jonathan pie money and air time.

  • @attackpatterndelta8949
    @attackpatterndelta8949 2 года назад +1

    “On my first try” reminded me of Rick from The Young Ones.

  • @WhyIsThisNecessary
    @WhyIsThisNecessary Год назад +1

    I would love to see him take on Biden's impeccable speeches 😂😂😂

  • @idleonlooker1078
    @idleonlooker1078 4 года назад +5

    "...expressing contempt for the electorate." Succinct and to the point, that observation says it all in a nutshell!! 👍

  • @RaiosSephi
    @RaiosSephi 5 лет назад +19

    How can I be sad and laughing at the same time on Jonathan watching his son and wife having fun with another man

    • @ansa336
      @ansa336 2 года назад +1

      Jonathan Pie is a character.

  • @cavejug3086
    @cavejug3086 5 лет назад +11

    Trump, pinata that keeps giving.

  • @rafaelgamma07
    @rafaelgamma07 5 лет назад +68

    HE CAN’T SPELL TAP!

    • @hansakkerman2611
      @hansakkerman2611 5 лет назад +1

      @SR71 It is, when that someone ignores spell-check and insists on telling the world that he has the best words and what a "stable genius" he is.

    • @Skenjbear
      @Skenjbear 4 года назад +2

      @Mark Donald LOL.. I hope you're kidding.. It's his books that were written by other people

  • @sarahmtrager
    @sarahmtrager 4 года назад +4

    THANK YOU for pointing out his misuse of the ellipses! It drives me crazy and nobody ever mentions it. "JUST THE THREE!"

  • @AngelaBecker1966
    @AngelaBecker1966 5 лет назад +7

    I LOVE President Trump and laughed my ass off. This is REAL comedy!!! Mostly void of facts but funny none the less.

    • @esotericgrave3129
      @esotericgrave3129 5 лет назад +1

      gotta get your opinion in there somehow right?

    • @AngelaBecker1966
      @AngelaBecker1966 5 лет назад

      Esoteric Grave Maybe you haven’t heard but they have now applied the 1st Amendment to women in the US.

    • @esotericgrave3129
      @esotericgrave3129 5 лет назад +2

      ​@@AngelaBecker1966 refuting your right to free speech and judging your delivery are very different things.
      I may have been unclear on what i was saying... giving a compliment to the video then adding in a baseless statement at the end is kind of backhanded. Makes you look sulky.

    • @AngelaBecker1966
      @AngelaBecker1966 5 лет назад

      Esoteric Grave Your sense of self importance leading you to critique the opinions of others is so very brave and noble. America just loves a social media elitist.

    • @AngelaBecker1966
      @AngelaBecker1966 5 лет назад

      Esoteric Grave I just assumed the comment section was for comments based upon my personal thoughts and opinions. Please forward me the rule book so I can correct my “wrong think” comments so that they align with yours.

  • @richmondvalentine9738
    @richmondvalentine9738 5 лет назад +5

    I like it how when Pie says "they're, there and their" and "two, to and too" that the first and third of each tweet that shows on the projector is the same. You have to pause the video at exactly the right time to see it but it's true

  • @JMC_90
    @JMC_90 5 лет назад +6

    The full show is well worth a watch, the guy is brilliant, whether you're on the same plane politically you cannot deny the talent.

    • @howler6490
      @howler6490 2 года назад

      The brainpower exhibited is frightening,always maintaining a huge ratio of rant, a torrent of tirade, a tsunami of tsuperstuff...
      All joking aside, if these rants are rehearsed, his brainpower frightens me.
      IF HOWEVER, THEY ARE OFF THE CUFF THEN I AM FRIGHTENED.
      He is obviously not human, probably fireproof, unsinkable, and will not catch covid...

  • @theallinonegamer8482
    @theallinonegamer8482 5 лет назад +5

    I loved watching this live and now i can go back to watch it whenever i want

  • @TheI3lackPredator
    @TheI3lackPredator 5 лет назад +8

    Give this man his own show!

  • @hannahmc5291
    @hannahmc5291 3 года назад +1

    Twitter - "but more than anything... it's something to do whilst taking a dump"!

  • @d1p70
    @d1p70 5 лет назад +8

    Just wanted to add my two cents: AHHHHHAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...(stopping for breath).. AHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha!!!

    • @d1p70
      @d1p70 5 лет назад

      That last couple of sentences were ON POINT.

    • @nath1606
      @nath1606 5 лет назад

      It gets better, he managed to bankrupt a casino, he sold steaks at an electronics store, he couldn't sell vodka to alcoholics & he's tried to run for president in 2000, he lied about it being his first try.

  • @cl759
    @cl759 5 лет назад +7

    "In a loving meaning relationship."

  • @FatboySim
    @FatboySim 5 лет назад +31

    Wish me luck everyone going to go into the comments, I will let you know how I do

    • @FatboySim
      @FatboySim 5 лет назад +5

      It wasn’t that bad some trump cult members but mostly sane people love ya 😂💕🎃

    • @easycompany4819
      @easycompany4819 5 лет назад +1

      Nobody gave a shit tho you saddo

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat 5 лет назад +1

      The saner Trump supporters tend to give Pie a pass for whatever reason.

    • @Basket69
      @Basket69 5 лет назад +1

      FatboySim Glad it went okay!

    • @Grimread
      @Grimread 5 лет назад +3

      You are one brave soul. Have you any idea how much damage the mind can sustain from prolonged exposure to hackneyed cliches? I applaud you.

  • @andreymontag
    @andreymontag 4 года назад +1

    Pie:Donald Trump is ****
    Everyone: *hysterical laughter*

  • @Frserthegreenengine
    @Frserthegreenengine 5 лет назад

    This is how you joke about Trump. Most comedians make Trump jokes boring and unoriginal, but Jonathan Pie makes it gold.

  • @alana3845
    @alana3845 5 лет назад +9

    Freakin wish I could have traveled to see him in here in the states. The American version of this (to some degree) I think was George Carlin. No holds bar, attack of both sides, attack of incompetence and lack of morals. George was more topical, but his political portion was a beautiful tear down of the parties

    • @GabbieTheFox
      @GabbieTheFox 5 лет назад

      Johnathan Pie is doing a US version of his Back to the Studio tour. If you're interested in seeing it I'd suggest taking a look at his website.

    • @sircumference5032
      @sircumference5032 5 лет назад +1

      George Carlin was the Boss of poltical satire and wit, with a memory like a machine gun......sadly missed.... Im English, rarely find any american comedian funny, but IMO George is still the best comedian ever, followed by Bill Hicks - then possibly Frankie Boyle, This Jonathan Pie is a great character by Tom Walker...

  • @Swnsasy
    @Swnsasy 5 лет назад +3

    ROFLOL I love this guy! He goes off on both sides for stupidity and he's spot on!! Omgosh I can't breathe, my stomach hurts🤣🤣

  • @dustyrhodes2668
    @dustyrhodes2668 4 года назад +3

    Donald Trump is Morbidly obtuse.

  • @RoadTripRuss
    @RoadTripRuss 5 лет назад +5

    What I love about Trump is he doesn't give a #$#$ what you think. It's refreshing to have someone who doesn't pander to the Left, or Right!

    • @cipher88101
      @cipher88101 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah he's definitely no politician. I like what he's doing though with the country. Also, I think if he is showing contempt, it's for the career politicians and the media machine, not the electorate. He just plain told everybody no about fighting in Syria. Everybody. I was impressed.

    • @barbarenblut9505
      @barbarenblut9505 5 лет назад

      @@cipher88101 and yet, were still fighting in syria

    • @firefyfe6211
      @firefyfe6211 5 лет назад

      Lmao what planet do you people live on? Since entering the white house he has been an orange clone of Bush Jr that says the odd uncivil thing. He's a right wing, corporate cock-gobbling white nationalist that spends about the same amount of time shafting the majority of Americans as he does playing golf. And he plays a lot of golf.

    • @Sovek86
      @Sovek86 5 лет назад +2

      This is why I voted for him the primaries (I was unable to vote in the general election, out of town)

  • @baruchben-david4196
    @baruchben-david4196 5 лет назад +21

    Come on, give the guy a break. "Tap" has three letters. You know how hard it is to get that right. Three is a lot of letters to have to keep track of.

    • @bakerfresh
      @bakerfresh 5 лет назад +4

      Sometimes we can just say it's texting errors, or stupidity. ..but sometimes, its also purposeful trolling. Where there's a hidden message, or he knows the opposition will go crazy so he'll misspell a word. Or he'll purposefully misspell since someone else had done the same. Other times he may just be a nut.
      But there is a bit of thought at times into his tweets.
      It started with Obama. Trying to be hip and to doing all the tweets. It opened the flood gates. I didn't want him to do it...and I wanted Trump to stop. But now, I almost enjoy it. Like when Nanna gets into crosswords and bingo to keep her mind busy.

    • @makssachs8914
      @makssachs8914 5 лет назад

      tapp

    • @rigafraction1653
      @rigafraction1653 5 лет назад

      You made several errors in grammar, while trying at insult someone for typos. Think about that.

  • @Trusty_Steed
    @Trusty_Steed 5 лет назад +3

    thanks for this man. we need you in the US

  • @Moridorable
    @Moridorable 5 лет назад +2

    Ahhh this is great. Voting Trump again for certain!

  • @Thekalllllllll
    @Thekalllllllll 5 лет назад +1

    "Went from... to president (in first try)!" OH SO WE´RE NOT COUNTING YOUR FIRST TRY IN 2000?!

    • @Profligateslayer
      @Profligateslayer 5 лет назад +1

      Do the reformists ever have a chance tho? Gimme one election where they gained more than 15% of the vote

    • @Thekalllllllll
      @Thekalllllllll 5 лет назад +2

      @@Profligateslayer he still ran

  • @KuldneKotkas
    @KuldneKotkas 5 лет назад +8

    How does this guy stay so on point, how does he not break character, ever.

  • @quuks
    @quuks 4 года назад +3

    Never heard of the apprentice b4 trump became president

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey 5 лет назад +2

    In all fairness..... that Skeletor impersonation sounded *nothing* like _any_ of the Skeletors.

  • @mononoke721
    @mononoke721 5 лет назад +1

    People in two hundred years (assuming there are still people) really will look back at this time and shake their heads in simple disbelief at the sheer ridiculousness of it all. That's the best we can hope for.

  • @aandwdabest
    @aandwdabest 3 года назад +3

    Man Trump’s twitter is a thing of a past but when revisiting it oh boy it’s a comedic goldmine

  • @adamtowler6273
    @adamtowler6273 5 лет назад +86

    I'm somewhat pro-Trump, but I enjoyed this, because I'm a reasonable person who sees Trump as a bit of a buffoonish blowhard, but with appealing and sensible policies for the most part. The die-hard Trump supporters who think the sun shines out of his arse and he's the greatest president ever are truly unbearable though.

    • @zxcbbnm7552
      @zxcbbnm7552 5 лет назад +4

      Adam Towler better than obama

    • @hrgrhrhhr
      @hrgrhrhhr 5 лет назад +18

      Finally someone sensible. Not saying "OOH TRUMP BEST PRESIDENT LIBERALIST SJW FEMINIST SOMETHING OR OTHER", but also not saying "TUCK FRUMP AMIRITE SO SICK OF RACIST FAR-RIGHT IDIOTS". Thank you.

    • @kevinguyclifton
      @kevinguyclifton 5 лет назад +3

      Have you heard of the concentration camps,on the borders?

    • @andrei4389
      @andrei4389 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah, I heard, there were some concentration camps in 2014, during 0bama, but Trump got rid of that issue.
      www.vox.com/cards/child-migrant-crisis-unaccompanied-alien-children-rio-grande-valley-obama-immigration/why-is-the-us-border-in-crisis-because-of-central-american-migrants

    • @GreenerHill
      @GreenerHill 5 лет назад

      @@andrei4389: ..."during Obama..." You can't even write English.

  • @chadhayag9171
    @chadhayag9171 3 года назад +1

    I am commenting during a time when this man is banned from using this platform

  • @infernalblaze5308
    @infernalblaze5308 13 дней назад

    0:00 "guidance, strong language" like "where's the guidance" "what's it"? "hmm?"

    • @infernalblaze5308
      @infernalblaze5308 13 дней назад

      0:38 "under 25 over 50 or in a loving meaningful relationship" "hh yeah i am hh" "ohyeah"hh hm

    • @infernalblaze5308
      @infernalblaze5308 13 дней назад

      2:05 "sorry" "stalkings but aw cute also good boys"

    • @infernalblaze5308
      @infernalblaze5308 13 дней назад

      2:35 "gonna need some heavy artillery and" "I'm gonna go nuclear," "responses to trump also no" "oh ok, " "the answer, " "to me" "rudra is"

    • @infernalblaze5308
      @infernalblaze5308 13 дней назад

      3:20 "his language is also strong no so what if it is like a fetish for him also, where are the fairy kink mothers covering for him" "yeah right, republicansers etc." "no"

    • @infernalblaze5308
      @infernalblaze5308 13 дней назад

      4:10 "stable genius" cuz "yeah i didd say so very stably thank you and love you all very nicely, no?"
      "no?"
      "yes you did, but does that make you stable?"
      "rudra"
      "not the big mighty blue club" "haha not the big mighty ones etc." but "rudra"

  • @squalloogal
    @squalloogal 5 лет назад +7

    He’s so good.

  • @coreyreece3543
    @coreyreece3543 5 лет назад +3

    Takes me back to a day where we didn’t care about the colour of your party, just the context of your character.

  • @hawkwatkins8235
    @hawkwatkins8235 5 лет назад +2

    When he caught the spelling I was mid way through sipping my drink and almost chocked to death

    • @geoffas
      @geoffas 5 лет назад +1

      Was it a chocolate drink? ;-)

    • @sircumference5032
      @sircumference5032 5 лет назад

      thats ' choked'' - a chock is the thing you put under a plane wheels....... just
      sayin'

  • @eldiran2
    @eldiran2 5 лет назад +2

    He certainly makes his point--and a terribly valid one!

  • @AbsoluteDakka
    @AbsoluteDakka 5 лет назад +27

    Love your work, Tom. Almost all of the jokes in this were hilarious - but some people think and say these thinks totally seriously. This is an hyperbolic and funnier version of what Trump Derangement Syndrome looks like lol

    • @handlemonium
      @handlemonium 2 года назад

      Actually Trump's niece diagnosed Donald with "sociopathic, narcissistic dependent anti-social disorder."
      Explains everything, if you ask me.

    • @AbsoluteDakka
      @AbsoluteDakka 2 года назад

      @@handlemonium "Akshuallleeee..." /facepalm

  • @somethingelse7431
    @somethingelse7431 5 лет назад +4

    I think Trump is funny, but I also agree with his policies.

    • @somethingelse7431
      @somethingelse7431 5 лет назад

      @Gary Miller No one likes a trade "war". He is just trying to write the ship. We as in AMERICA can't keep getting fucked in the ass with we being their largest market and them stealing billions of intellectual properties. I'm not here to change minds, just research it.

  • @konstantinstepanov5461
    @konstantinstepanov5461 5 лет назад +1

    His delivery reminds me of Lee Evans down to silly poses and faces (just a bit less extreme and not as sweaty) :D

  • @donaldjamesderrick
    @donaldjamesderrick 5 лет назад +2

    ... or in a loving, meaningful relationship ... BRILLIANT!!

  • @vandijkjesgames9387
    @vandijkjesgames9387 5 лет назад +5

    Oh no! How dare he makes fun of both sides! It's almost like he doesn't have an agenda.

    • @robymink7975
      @robymink7975 5 лет назад

      Van Dijkjes Games its almost as if hes a moderate? 🤔

  • @0grilo0
    @0grilo0 5 лет назад +17

    I cried só hard from 1:44 to 2:15, This guy is a genius

  • @final_mile_music9713
    @final_mile_music9713 2 года назад

    The first Trump comments is comedy gold. And the last is the painful truth.

  • @rohansingh9040
    @rohansingh9040 2 года назад

    Ahh . Yes thanks for reminding I gotta get my TV fixed !

  • @mstracey1960pink
    @mstracey1960pink 5 лет назад +9

    Love this! Thank you for a fabulous laugh ❤️

  • @pappalazarou3940
    @pappalazarou3940 5 лет назад +8

    "Orange Man Bad...Woo Hoo" London

    • @OviLVR8
      @OviLVR8 5 лет назад +1

      Gillette says All Man Bad now.

  • @darrenr49
    @darrenr49 5 лет назад +1

    johnathan pie is one of those people - the first time u see him, u feel like he's always been in ur life and fro m that day he will be. every 6 months Pie will appear talking on the latest political scandal. its a great medicine to have when u are sick of mainstream politics.

  • @monairwin9880
    @monairwin9880 2 года назад

    Now I’m sorry I didn’t follow Trump before Twitter shut him down, LOL.

  • @thechloromancer3310
    @thechloromancer3310 5 лет назад +11

    I don’t mind Trump. I certainly recognize his flaws, but also recognize his appeal to those disenchanted with the political establishment. That said, I did enjoy this comedy skit. Much funnier than the American late-night variety. :)

    • @bakerfresh
      @bakerfresh 5 лет назад

      Especially these days. A few have dialed it down. Sadly because it hurt the or ratings...and probably not thinking that most of the people watching are middle Americans.

    • @nicoles8152
      @nicoles8152 5 лет назад +1

      The Chloromancer the American late night variety are just mean, hateful and nasty with a political agenda. They are not funny at all.

  • @bsqwahlE
    @bsqwahlE 5 лет назад +12

    Trump is is funnier from 53,000 miles (8600k) away.

  • @DarthPoyner
    @DarthPoyner 3 года назад +1

    Funny stuff. We are about to give you 4 more years of material.

  • @thatsfxguy
    @thatsfxguy 5 лет назад +2

    He can't spell "Tap"... He can't even use a keyboard and tap "Tap"

  • @m.richard.helton1547
    @m.richard.helton1547 5 лет назад +6

    This man is funny and very true! Please, keep up the great post.

  • @sw0ll3n17
    @sw0ll3n17 5 лет назад +21

    He actually wrong about people being fired from the military. They just we're not allowed to reenlist

    • @werefull5341
      @werefull5341 5 лет назад +3

      They cannot transition while in service, and they they must conform to the uniform and fitness standards of their birth sex. No one is being hunted down and fired.

    • @cipher88101
      @cipher88101 5 лет назад

      @@werefull5341 Exactly

    • @nooneanonymous3340
      @nooneanonymous3340 5 лет назад +3

      Still not fair though. A transperson should still get healthcare. It’s one of the few good things about being in the military; free access to education and healthcare.

    • @sw0ll3n17
      @sw0ll3n17 5 лет назад +1

      @@nooneanonymous3340 it's not free, you work for it and need to be combat effective. That surgery leaves you combat ineffective for a long time. They military is no place for that. Also suicide is very common with transgenders and in the military. Why would the military want to boost those numbers. Being in the military isn't about the individual it's about the team.

    • @nooneanonymous3340
      @nooneanonymous3340 5 лет назад +3

      @@sw0ll3n17 has it ever occurred to you that maybe trans people kill themselves because they can't get surgery? So if you made gender reassignment surgery available to soldiers, more trans people might consider joining the military

  • @LaktostheIntolerant
    @LaktostheIntolerant 4 года назад +2

    Jeez, when you think about it, it's pretty goddamn weird to have a staff of writers and not use them. If I were President, I'd rant to the college interns and have them translate my ravings on Twitter.

    • @irascendedkitten7450
      @irascendedkitten7450 4 года назад

      LaktostheIntolerant He dictates to the poor soul nearest since he can’t read or write much at all.

  • @madmacca_5
    @madmacca_5 4 года назад

    As a 61 yr old man who doesn't 'do' twatter or arsebook( but loves you tube) ...( Just the 3) may I point out Mr Pie that having your daily constitutional is not referred to as a 'dump'... It is called a 'download'...
    Please get with the times!

  • @Hi11is
    @Hi11is 5 лет назад +3

    I thought Brexit was the most important meal of the day.

  • @lucidsamurai4188
    @lucidsamurai4188 5 лет назад +16

    Some of his jokes didn't age well, guess that happens when you're on the BBC.

    • @lucidsamurai4188
      @lucidsamurai4188 5 лет назад +1

      @Gary Miller what was said that was so confusing?

    • @brianwilson49
      @brianwilson49 5 лет назад +1

      lucid samurai not confusing just bollocks

    • @lucidsamurai4188
      @lucidsamurai4188 5 лет назад

      @@brianwilson49 wow you really convinced me with that comment.....How smart you must be.

    • @brianwilson49
      @brianwilson49 5 лет назад +2

      @@lucidsamurai4188 I notice that you can't refute my allegation ............

  • @amutah8063
    @amutah8063 5 лет назад

    How dare are you to make fun of our president? Oh I'm sorry ! apparently you are just reading his tweets.

  • @DarkFlameofUdun
    @DarkFlameofUdun 5 лет назад +1

    him impersonating trump sounds a bit like dalek (on my first try) :P

  • @Senaleb
    @Senaleb 5 лет назад +3

    The hilarity that he made fun of witch hunt....because it was hahah

    • @Sovek86
      @Sovek86 5 лет назад

      pretty much, there was almost no evidence that Russia had anything to do with his election, and they still refuse to give it up. Hell, they're dragging Meuller back into congress to try and force him to say "TRUMP COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA" after his report said "There was no collusion" I swear, its like I'm watching The Drumhead from Star Trek The Next Generation.

  • @ARB1452
    @ARB1452 2 года назад +6

    The side of Pie who's just a lonely and bitter man who misses his son is really a side I want to see more of

  • @The482075
    @The482075 3 года назад

    In Donald Trump's defence, you get extra...........
    Too many dots?

  • @quirkyquips9915
    @quirkyquips9915 5 лет назад +1

    4:40 You mean..Bip. Beep. Bop. Bong. Bop. Boop. Bing......right?

  • @arbootieoaks
    @arbootieoaks 5 лет назад +11

    That moment when Pie gets away with "hate speech" because it's during a rant against Trump! 😂
    I want to return to the days when comedians could say any bullocks without the perpetually offended censorship army storming the beaches of twitter.

  • @dutchdykefinger
    @dutchdykefinger 5 лет назад +18

    pretty sure trump ran for pres in 2000 though... lol first try.

    • @daviddavies3637
      @daviddavies3637 5 лет назад +2

      And guess who he touted as a potential running mate? Yeah, Oprah. He was also running on a platform that included universal healthcare and eliminating national debt. How are those going?

    • @arkoisagoodboy
      @arkoisagoodboy 5 лет назад

      He ran in 2012 as well. While he ran, he started the birther movement that claimed Obama was born in Kenya. Then we saw all the non-racists do the non-racist thing of demanding Obama prove his birth location, going so far as to say he faked his birth certificate and of course he HAD to be from Kenya.

  • @alexfields8785
    @alexfields8785 4 года назад

    Under 25? I'm sorry, Twitter is 90% children

  • @RaiosSephi
    @RaiosSephi 5 лет назад

    I do favor Donald Trump a lot as I see him a beacon of hope for my own country. Yes... he fucks up at times. But Jonathan Pie is just gold!!

  • @hrgrhrhhr
    @hrgrhrhhr 5 лет назад +5

    I like most of Trump's policies, but aside from the transgender military part, this was hilarious 😂

  • @EugeneAxe
    @EugeneAxe 5 лет назад +176

    Sorry about Trump, England. I didn't vote for him and wanted Bernie to win.

    • @sergeantarchdornan6244
      @sergeantarchdornan6244 5 лет назад +34

      Don't worry. We didn't want Brexit either or Theresa May or well. Anything.

    • @327legoman
      @327legoman 5 лет назад +16

      Why apologize? He's been entertainment for us and might even create a good trade deal which will help massively with Brexit as he's showed interest in doing it.

    • @EsotericTherapy
      @EsotericTherapy 5 лет назад +5

      On behalf of Australians, I think we'd like an apology too, mate.

    • @theQuestion626
      @theQuestion626 5 лет назад +13

      +jamie M any "deals" Trump has "negotiated" have so far been utter shit.
      this whole "wait and see" bullshit is done: Trump has had two years he's accomplished absolute dick

    • @manicmangomango8118
      @manicmangomango8118 5 лет назад +19

      well 51% voted for brexit? wdym

  • @cerealkiillar
    @cerealkiillar Год назад

    I came to your party late. NEVERTHELESS, Every single yummy slice of Jonathan PIE enriches my life BEYOND measure! I'm subscribed to each and every PIE video offering and hereby affirm: I ADORE YOU, SIR!

  • @superdrwholock
    @superdrwholock 2 года назад +1

    Love how he summed up Twitter, so accurate

  • @laurentcardinal2745
    @laurentcardinal2745 5 лет назад +16

    "Their democratically elected commander and chief" fun fact: the United States is by no means a democracy; the vote of the people is not at all representative of who becomes a member of the senate or the congress, the Founding Fathers believed that the will of the people should not be what decides how the country is run, and additionally, the word "democracy" is no where in the Constitution of America. Not a mention, not a reference. Nothing. The United States of Amercia is not a democracy.

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 4 года назад

      Rightfully so.

    • @billotto602
      @billotto602 4 года назад +1

      It's a DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC. Grab a history book. Read it.

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 4 года назад +1

      @@billotto602 Wrong. The correct term is "Constitutional Republic."

    • @billotto602
      @billotto602 4 года назад +3

      @@AppleOfThineEye you are correct sir. I stand corrected. Thank-you.

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 4 года назад +4

      @@billotto602 Wow... a genuine reply of humbleness. Props.

  • @thescoutpanda
    @thescoutpanda 5 лет назад +3

    low hanging fruit, i thought he was smarter than this

    • @ECCENTRICERIC69
      @ECCENTRICERIC69 4 года назад +1

      You are not very smart are you? Do you want him to target Mother Theresa!

  • @Wimpoman
    @Wimpoman 5 лет назад

    As funny as I found this, I'm afraid nothing will ever beat "the fucking news".

  • @maciek8830
    @maciek8830 5 лет назад +1

    This is a brilliant bit hahaha