Kevin Bridges' Hilarious Jokes About Life In Scotland | Universal Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 25 апр 2024
- Kevin Bridges gives us a lesson on Scotland.
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Back in the 80s, a friend split with his wife. They were both English, and knowing he disliked the Scottish accent, she moved to Glasgow taking the kids with her. Now his adults sons have the best Glaswegian accent ever.
😅
Next level pettiness
@@majestic1990 Well, in fairness the ex wife is a woman.....nough said?
@@majestic1990Seems like the perfect level to me 😂
Lolzzz brilliant😂
Wee Mental Davy, his six kids and their 30 year old grannie should be a sitcom.
I’m from Liverpool and me and me mates were on holiday in Tenerife and had a blast with the lads from Glasgow, this was 1998 anyway we always kept in touch and i had my stag night in Glasgow which was just brilliant and they all came down to my wedding and now most of them are married we all have a holiday somewhere we’re all together and i just love them all 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 with all the kids it’s been even better
Cheers lads can’t wait for this year 🥃🍷🍻🥂🍾🍺🍺🍺🍺
That's so good. ✨️
Brilliant friend group. Have a great holiday.
Absolutely brilliant…love it 👍👍👍👍
All that time, amazing. Long may your friendship continue.
There's no place in the world like Glasgow, no BS + u kno exactly where u stand. Humour like nowhere else. ❤
We had a Glaswegian colleague working in our (American) office for a year, and no one could understand him, so then another colleague from London would sort of translate the important bits as needed. By the end of the year, we could understand Glasgow guy just fine. Took the better part of the year, though. Then once we could understand him, we were a little sorry because every other word was “fukin.” His vocabulary was a little “colorful” by American workplace standards. Things seemed pretty dull when he left to go back to Glasgow. 😂😂
Fuckin 🤣
@@pauls3204 Right, but like, “FOO-ken.”
Yeah I worked with Glaswegian and people from the Highlands in Scotland. I am from New Zealand but my mother was Scottish with a strong accent. I could understand them but no one else could.
“Care to explain yourself”😅
Love Scottish accent ❤❤❤
Had a Scottish prof at university and one day in a seminar he said something that sounded to us like, "It's like perils before swine." We sat there for a moment with blank looks until the penny dropped - "Pearls before swine."
The real reason the romans didnt invade Scotland was the impossible accent.
Nobody has invaded Scotland and succeeded. England has tried about 3 times, Rome tried twice, Norway has tried, elsewhere in Scandinavia has tried (probably Denmark as they captured all of England back in the day) .. nobody has taken us.......Until now with the man in charge of the SNP.
@@Kat-mu8wqhe’s gone noo too
@@Kat-mu8wqthank u my friend x
Wee Mental Dave 😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🚀
I must say I love the accent.
Quality comedian Kev is top class.
Brilliant. 🤣👏
As American I had a hard time deciphering some of what he was saying with his accent, but I appreciate it & salute the people that keep their culture & humor of their culture & region! That’s what’s beautiful about people! We are not one homogenous thing, we are WHO we are as our land , our cultures, our history has formed us , but as a whole we are ONE, hopefully not letting our differences divide us ( as politicians seem to want to Do!. Lol) People are more alike & hold the same values ,humor, laugh @ the same things, ( except for some things that only people local to the culture would “ get” ) than they are apart! I’ve traveled a lot & experienced many cultures, languages, there are good people wherever you go all around this world! There’s also a lot of “ shit’s”, people that know you’re not local & try to take advantage. Arseholes! But you’ll have the “ opportunist” everywhere you go, lol. & then you’ll have the “ good uns’” The local people that will be fair & honest , not part of the “ tour industry” that you can sit in a pub with, have a dram or a pint wit, & laern, about each other. That’s the best! I’m a Ferguson btw, but only by injection ( marriage, or ejaculation, so my children are Ferguson’s ) My hubby’s Grandad & several of his brothers immigrated to America. I LOVE cultures KEEPING their culture , accents, & history , not letting politics, corporates, big $$ , international investment entities & powers trying to make us one little homogenous soup that they can sup off of! I love ❤️ your humor, ( even though I missed a bit of it because I ‘m at a loss culturally, but a lot of it I “ got”!). You make people laugh! That’s good medicine & healthy! Positive & uplifting for the soul, no matter what one person in that crowd might have been going thru in their personal life @ the time, you gave them a reprieve for a bit, collectively, because they could all relate & laugh together, …& an injection into their soul of laughter & release of stress & worry! Good on you mon! You’re more a healer of humanity than you know! Keep up the good work! You’re a DR. Of humanity, no pharmaceutical prescriptions required to feel good!
Well said mate
What a crowd, brilliant Kev! Hail Hail!
Yes Kev 😂
I didn't understand much, but from what i did, i found amusing.
Genius
Missed a little, but caught the jist. Crazy Kevin...
I don’t know why, but I’m American and I have no problem understanding Kevin.😊
Scottish ancestry
Hmmm….perhaps what little I have is tenacious enough to keep my ears tuned.🤔
What a fuckin talent rolling with the laughter kick your ****** **** genius.
hilarious!
Here’s a joke Kevin I like…..a wee plasterer was getting instructions from the heid guy and he said …just give it a rough go, and the wee plasterer said …how rough do you want it and the boss said….Your best will be rough enough 🤣🤣🤣
He has the Benny Hill face
L❤ve it!
"Glasgow: Scotland with style" as if you don't hae four separate kinds of stabbing named after your city.
Britain's best right there ladies and gentlemen
Without a doubt.
😂
Did Kevin play the wein from Hereditary?
Curiosity question....If you live in the city of Hamburg in Germany, are you known as a Hamburger? A Hamburgarian? A Hamburgerstein?
A Hamburgwegian? Can anyone tell me, please...
It’s Hamburgerstan!
Sorry just couldn’t help me self! 😂😅😂
@@jaysparrow6631 Thank you.
Furburger?
I’m in the US and watch a lot of UK TV. Never had an issue understanding Scottish people but there are some Geordie and welsh performers I can barely follow
Try a very drunk dude from Glasgow, even his own family struggle with the translation!!!
@@brendandoherty2159 hell I don’t understand most drunk American men either
@@dianehrechko6370 That's a valid point.
My Aberdonian friend used to say "Its no Scotch bonnie lad , its Scots or Scottish".
Right -- Scotch is what you drink. Scots or Scottish, is who you are !!!
The weird thing is that although I’m from the Flemish-speaking part of Belgium and English is obviously not my mother tongue, I have no problem understanding Kevin.
Maybe it is because Flemish people are already trained to understand the myriad of dialects that exist in the Flemish language.
In fact, I find it more difficult to understand someone from West Flanders than someone from Scotland 😂
Nathan was a prophet.
Good to see someone carrying the Big yuns flag foreward 😂
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aww cut off the garage joke, the punchline!
what did he say ho ho
Connor Macgreggor is Ireland’s equivalent of wee mental Davey.
A complete Gobshite!!!
i suppose i'm off to buy "The story continues" dvd then. Just a tiny bit scared it might not play nicely on my "classics" shelf.. "i'm the new boy fram Gleysgo.. tha rest of ye old spinny prux can fokoff..else get scratched tryin to stay "
I am American of Scottish descent, and I don't understand you. Our son visited Glasgow last year, he enjoyed his time there. Could not find out the right plad for a kilt.
This is the most American comment and it's so cringe. 😂
@@Scar-jg4bn what do you expect? My son is the first to go back to Sottland in my line in many generations.
I’m from Leamington Spa and I understand every word. You must have been speaking to some outsider? 😂
I'm from fuckin Leamington Spa. Fify
Don’t worry about it mate, what do the Jocks have if they don’t have their accent? Love Kevin Bridges, shame he turned out Scottish, can’t win em all
He is a great comedian,giving folk a good laugh,try script writing you wise person.
Sounds like a name of a cheap brothel
@@MsBurndogwtf is wrong with u?! Bitter + biased much!! Cringing 4 u!!
I HAVE 2 SOCIAL WORKERS COME TO SEE ME THEY HAVE SOUTHERN ACCENTS WE STRUGGLE TO UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER AND I'M ONLY FROM YORKSHIRE. Sorry that's in capitals I had typed it all I won't change it.
This is really uncomfortable. He's cute like a baby, but filthy like my uncle who no longer gets invited to family functions.
I think I love it, but I'm also drunk, so it's possible I'm just laughing at a documentary about Scotland.
Diplomacy at its best.
I cant understand him either
Can't understand everything you are saying. lol
I don't quite get this buy's obsession with believing that that the Scottish accent is hard to understand, just sounds like plain old English to me. It's not even a strong Scottish accent.
Living in Glasgow is more advanced
This Scot would seem to suggest that his land is not Woke. And yet it leads the world in Woke revolutionary policy actions.
Billy was of his time but Kevin is the man 😂
Kevin is the king!
Scots git
Oh dear! 😂
@@Sheba8. oh dear what do you mean????
Watch your gub mate
@@user-bv9cs8bh9u ya scots Git
I shut him off right after he uttered the first "F" Bomb. There is no need for that useless superlative. Time to grow up, sir.
I bet you're fun at parties...
It’s cultural in Scotland. Grannies speak like that.
LOL
He’s gone all left wing woke now 🥲
wow! you have a scots accent, wow!
Billy Connolly act at the start there..............and carried on!
😂