Compilation of Michael's Best Jokes About The Scots | Michael McIntyre

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  • @vividesigns
    @vividesigns 5 лет назад +620

    His delivery and demeanor make the jokes much more enjoyable. If anyone else told them they wouldn't be half as funny.

    • @Jesse__H
      @Jesse__H 4 года назад +4

      that's true of all great comedians I feel.

    • @Chickenface12345
      @Chickenface12345 Год назад

      Yeah. Might be because they're not.

  • @petersuehoward5177
    @petersuehoward5177 4 года назад +278

    Love him. He is so clever. I appreciate the way he doesn't need to be rude to get a laugh.

  • @JSandwich13
    @JSandwich13 5 лет назад +2187

    As a Scot, he nailed it. Taking the piss but not too far and you've got to love them, they're just too good

    • @craigstephens93
      @craigstephens93 5 лет назад +15

      How could one take it too far?

    • @JSandwich13
      @JSandwich13 5 лет назад +28

      @@craigstephens93 it's a fine line.

    • @JSandwich13
      @JSandwich13 5 лет назад +8

      @Louvre360 if ye hink so

    • @scottishhighlander1602
      @scottishhighlander1602 5 лет назад +65

      @Louvre360 you are definitely an internet pariah wee man 😂😂 you've said that 2 or 3 times in the comments section to get attention ... We are proud of our country and tbh couldn't give a hoot wtf you think 💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @lorrainehunter7570
      @lorrainehunter7570 5 лет назад +36

      @Louvre360 the world would be even more backwards without our inventions :)

  • @marcusrakyat8891
    @marcusrakyat8891 5 лет назад +613

    He can make joke out of anything and you still laugh your heart out. Love from Malaysia 🇲🇾.

    • @wanimusician
      @wanimusician 5 лет назад +6

      I am also a McIntyre fan from Malaysia ^_^

    • @OlgaPogozheva
      @OlgaPogozheva 5 лет назад +6

      I’m from Ukraine and I find him hilarious! )))

    • @marcusrakyat8891
      @marcusrakyat8891 5 лет назад +5

      He just one of the great stand up comedian in this world now. Ukraine 🇺🇦 is very nice country.

    • @namazement2691
      @namazement2691 5 лет назад +1

      Me too! I literally crying sometimes....hell..larious!

    • @goodputin4324
      @goodputin4324 4 года назад

      @@marcusrakyat8891 the fuck do you know?

  • @aswankveteran
    @aswankveteran 5 лет назад +277

    Thank God for RUclips, others I wouldn't have come across Michael McIntyre. One of the best comedians in the world, his unique take on life and play with accents and the English language.

    • @thomasjones2415
      @thomasjones2415 4 года назад

      Billy Connolly Is The Best Of All Time Bcause The Big Yin Has Got Real Baws,

    • @Grace_x68
      @Grace_x68 4 года назад +2

      @@thomasjones2415 uhm, bit rude on MM, you think?

    • @Pax_Veritas
      @Pax_Veritas 2 года назад

      The same could be said about yourself, Mr A.S. Wank Veteran

    • @unitedrail-mainchannel8991
      @unitedrail-mainchannel8991 2 года назад

      @@Grace_x68 fax

  • @otistrayers4461
    @otistrayers4461 5 лет назад +1218

    Watching him can change a bad mood to a good mood very quick 👌

    • @OlgaPogozheva
      @OlgaPogozheva 5 лет назад +14

      Otis Trayers the reason I watch him! When I’m really low, Michael is the one to go to

    • @otistrayers4461
      @otistrayers4461 5 лет назад +3

      Olga Pogozheva 😍

    • @flowerpot5942
      @flowerpot5942 5 лет назад +1

      Aye

    • @redstrat1234
      @redstrat1234 5 лет назад

      Weird - I find the total opposite applies

    • @sprinter1832
      @sprinter1832 5 лет назад +2

      @@redstrat1234 Aww! diddums!

  • @roger5159
    @roger5159 9 месяцев назад +63

    Michael's gift for connecting with the audience wherever he is through their accents is a truly remarkable talent.

  • @moragosullivan5166
    @moragosullivan5166 3 года назад +271

    I’m Scottish. He’s just so funny. I love his accents etc. We can laugh at ourselves too. X

    • @ghandimauler
      @ghandimauler 11 месяцев назад +1

      This is one of the best characteristics of most Scots when they are having a good day - they can take a poke and some humour at their expense because they have a sense of humour and they know damn well that they'll not give any detractors the satisfaction - just laugh. It's better for your health any road. The folks that can't take a ribbing in the world are the ones that end up getting in nasty conflicts - everyone's pride and no sense of humour.

    • @mynameisGail
      @mynameisGail Месяц назад +2

      @moragosullivan
      Aye , that's one of the many unique things that puts the great in Britain . We British are the only one's in the world who have the decency and humility to joke about ourselves and laugh at ourselves. Whereas other countries are humourless in that regard . They can't laugh at themselves and in arrogance, they falsely accuse the British of being ' racist" simply because British humour often involves pointing out something that can be perceived as comical about other countries and cultures . I'm a Scottish woman too and I'm proud to be British and blessed with our special and unique sense of humour 😊

  • @lorrainehamilton5051
    @lorrainehamilton5051 5 лет назад +209

    Very few English comedians can get away with taking the you know what out of us Scots...Michael, you nail it! Brilliant!

  • @chronickatie
    @chronickatie 5 лет назад +1482

    I love how his hair bounces when he talks

  • @willypeeters6136
    @willypeeters6136 3 года назад +68

    Loved the way he described the creation of the kilt. I grew up in Belgium sand behind our house was a British Army camp where I would walk to every evening around 10 pm for the taptoe lowering the flag at the tiones of bagpipes played by 4 soldiers wearing kilts... have loved the sound of bagpipers ever since...

    • @mikeyp0131
      @mikeyp0131 2 года назад

      ❤️

    • @pauljmorrow509
      @pauljmorrow509 Год назад

    • @DerekPhin
      @DerekPhin Год назад

      That was a piece of shit, not funny at all. Pretty offensive to be honest.

  • @kbarnettbarnett8273
    @kbarnettbarnett8273 3 года назад +64

    I love how you take the most mundane subject and make a whole routine about it that keeps me in stitches. So, so funny. Thank you for the laughs.

    • @hughmarcus1
      @hughmarcus1 24 дня назад

      Have you seen his sketch on silent letters in English words. 😆

  • @lucypembroke8333
    @lucypembroke8333 5 лет назад +343

    For me Michael McIntire is the best since Dave Allen. Intelligent, witty, never childish.

    • @OtherSideOfMorning
      @OtherSideOfMorning 5 лет назад +6

      Way too middle of the road to be even anywhere near Dave Allen

    • @scotia7326
      @scotia7326 5 лет назад

      OtherSideOfMorning Dave Allen never insulted other nationalities for how they spoke, he respected every culture while making fun of it as well. Macca just takes the broadest idea of any nation, “they’re Scottish so they must like eggs.”
      Fuck off you Incompetent arsehole.

    • @kirsteneasdale5707
      @kirsteneasdale5707 5 лет назад +11

      Scotia’s Channel I’m Scottish and I don’t find him insulting. He’s funny. Lighten up.

    • @scotia7326
      @scotia7326 5 лет назад

      Kirsten Easdale hey, I’m open to making fun of other cultures. That’s a part of comedy is poking fun at certain harsh subjects like race. I just don’t like how Macca has handled it, he seems very brash about how he insults the Scottish, like “Yes, us English are the superior race.” When the original commentator on this channel compared him to Dave Allen, if you ever go back and watch Allen’s comedy, he actually respects cultures while poking fun at them. Not just other cultures, but his own. Macintyre is just an asshole in this video, as he is with most of his comedy in my opinion, craving attention so he will do anything that’s not too offensive, unless it involves Scottish People.

    • @jas62234
      @jas62234 5 лет назад +4

      @@scotia7326 man up

  • @laineyk65
    @laineyk65 5 лет назад +1413

    I'm Scottish and he's 100% right about the Scottish money, it's a nightmare trying to spend it in England. "It has Sterling on it ffs", was one I said a lot lol

    • @jordanknight3519
      @jordanknight3519 5 лет назад +61

      To be fair, a lot of shops don't accept English £50 notes either and they're legal tender too.
      Living in Cornwall I've seen one Scottish note in 24 years and I used to work behind a till.
      People aren't familiar with them so they're more easily duped by fakes thus they're better off not accepting them, it's that simple.

    • @paulgraham8191
      @paulgraham8191 5 лет назад +68

      Try using a Northern Ireland bank note!?! (With sterling written on it too) To be told they need sterling not Irish money - even though the Republic of Ireland only has Euro???

    • @joperhop
      @joperhop 5 лет назад +17

      I live just north if london, from Plymouth (half scottish from my mum) i have seen 1 scottish note and i spent it, 1 wierd look but no issue spending.

    • @RafaelW8
      @RafaelW8 5 лет назад +19

      I'm German. Can you please explain how come both Scotland and England have the same currency, but different?

    • @arthurvasey
      @arthurvasey 5 лет назад +7

      We went to Scotland - my auntie, when drawing money out of her account in Edinburgh - only had two banks on every street corner - Bank Of Scotland and Royal Bank Of Scotland - when we returned to England, my auntie had loads of Scots notes and was able to use them everywhere - she was on a bus and handed over a Scottish fiver for the fare - “You’ve been to Scotland, I see”, said the driver - they accepted it, anyway!
      Over many years, we have been given Irish one pence coins, 10p coins from the “Bailiwick of Jersey” - even been given Deutschmarks and so on in change (didn’t always bother to check) - but the shops, whilst they were happy to give you foreign currency - they even think Scotland and Jersey are foreign countries - Scotland, maybe - it’s not England, despite what Americans might tell you to the contrary - but they won’t always accept them as payment - just as well Wales doesn’t have its own currency - imagine if it did - their banknotes would be written in Welsh, have pictures of Welsh bards or Dylan Thomas on them!

  • @joesr31
    @joesr31 4 года назад +48

    Was travelling through UK and what he said about the currency is so true. I went to Scotland first so got some change from there and whenever I use it in UK, every single person would go "Oooo Scotland notes" or something along those lines. I didn't even realise the difference until the first person mentioned it to me

    • @wickedwitchoftheeast88
      @wickedwitchoftheeast88 2 года назад +7

      Michael is fucking spot on about a Scottish person always appearing when someone pays with Scottish notes I worked in a betting shop for years and we accepted Scottish notes, my cashier who was training was given a Scottish £20 note and she told the customer she needed to check with me that she can accept it and one of the regulars was there and said "aye lass you can accept that its legal tender" I immediately thought of this clip and pissed myself laughing its happened a few times for some reason Scottish notes cause confusion lol

  • @tomskih203
    @tomskih203 4 года назад +37

    This is none effort kind of laughter material. He makes the laughter just fly out your face hole. It's brilliant.

  • @nanobyte1
    @nanobyte1 5 лет назад +290

    eating a scotch egg while watching and I cough-laughed bread crumbs everywhere damn it

    • @thenextshenanigantownandth4393
      @thenextshenanigantownandth4393 4 года назад +6

      Scotch eggs aren't even scottish they were invented in England

    • @threestepssideways1202
      @threestepssideways1202 4 года назад +3

      @@thenextshenanigantownandth4393 Indeed, by Fortnum and Masons department store. Queen Victoria was known to have a soft spot for all things Scottish, so they created the 'perfect' picnic food for the well heeled with a 'Scotch' angle . How times change ;)

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh 4 года назад +2

      Haha! At least you didn’t choke and die or they might have thought you were an alcoholic.
      “How did it happen?”
      “They were killed by a Scotch”

    • @evancain4906
      @evancain4906 4 года назад

      Scotch eggs are mingin gaj

  • @berniekennedy9793
    @berniekennedy9793 5 лет назад +244

    Nothing makes me prouder michael
    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🔥🔥🔥🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
    Butterscotch🤣🤣🙌🏻

    • @mckavitt
      @mckavitt 5 лет назад +1

      shaun muppet finder 10 hours ago, you made a graceless gaffe.

    • @kirsteneasdale5707
      @kirsteneasdale5707 5 лет назад +1

      shaun muppet finder Good. That’ll be one less muppet we have to deal with. Don’t bother visiting.

  • @lynb2039
    @lynb2039 Год назад +22

    McIntyre's exuberance is unmatched and his wit is as sharp as Scottish tack. This man can make any world culture bang the table with laughter. What a joy you are; thanks Mr. Mike.
    -NY lass

  • @daniellethompson2019
    @daniellethompson2019 4 года назад +592

    I was in a post office once and this is what i heard.
    Random Scottish Man: Can I withdraw £150, but all in scottish notes please. I dont like the foreign lassie on the english ones.
    Post office worker: Do you mean the queen?
    Random Scottish Man: Aye

    • @NeilJR
      @NeilJR 3 года назад +19

      We in Australia have managed to eliminate ‘her’ on all but one of our currency notes.
      Still on our coins however, looking about 25.

    • @haggismuncher429
      @haggismuncher429 3 года назад +12

      @@NeilJR The Queen is a direct decendant of James the 6th.

    • @lesliehall7683
      @lesliehall7683 3 года назад +10

      @@NeilJR eliminate her!!!!,nice person aren't you

    • @up3315
      @up3315 3 года назад +1

      @@NeilJR she's still on the $5 note.

    • @NeilJR
      @NeilJR 3 года назад +3

      @@up3315 as I said….”all but one”

  • @toning338
    @toning338 4 года назад +443

    “You’re like the strongest man in the world.”
    “Not quite.”
    “Not quite? There’s God and then there’s me!”

    • @mrz80
      @mrz80 3 года назад +10

      Dude looks like a Rob-Roy-era Liam Neeson on steroids :D

  • @denisestovin3522
    @denisestovin3522 4 года назад +30

    He is fantastic! I think it is great relief from covid-19. Laugh so hard tears roll down your face.

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 5 лет назад +903

    lol don't drink or eat while listening to his jokes, it's a mess =D

    • @kayelle8005
      @kayelle8005 5 лет назад +11

      Mad9977 Productions learnt that the hard way... in public

    • @Mad9977
      @Mad9977 5 лет назад +8

      @@kayelle8005 lol i spilled my drink, when he resumed the kilt joke =D

    • @Mad9977
      @Mad9977 5 лет назад +1

      @@BrokenBeyondRepair20 that's a high risk, or you wear a Kilt before =D

    • @zamzamjama475
      @zamzamjama475 5 лет назад +3

      Wudda appreciated word before hand😂😂

    • @Mad9977
      @Mad9977 5 лет назад +5

      @@zamzamjama475 lol it's no fun when your drink spills out your nose =D

  • @scottishlass24scottishlass74
    @scottishlass24scottishlass74 4 года назад +46

    This was so funny as I’m from Scotland myself he was brilliant 😂😂😂✌️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @gandurk
    @gandurk 3 года назад +57

    "we don't need yer english bastard pounds" always cracks me up

  • @shirleykimball7660
    @shirleykimball7660 3 года назад +11

    Love,love love this guy.So glad I found him on my F B page last year.My daughter sent me his book for my birthday.Even his book is funny.

  • @mac_tire_aonair
    @mac_tire_aonair 5 лет назад +20

    Thanks for making me laugh Michael - again and again and again........ The best medicine!

  • @millsmoore24
    @millsmoore24 5 лет назад +20

    Hugely funny. I laugh and I cry. His genius is the simplicity but overwhelming accuracy with which he describes the very ordinary things we go through from day to day. Michael turns them into a feast of humble joy. 😀😁😆😅💕

  • @sahanavenki
    @sahanavenki 5 лет назад +9

    I've been on Micheal McIntyre Binge for the past two days and my cheeks hurt soooo much because of the constant laughing and smiling but I ain't stopping anytime soon.

  • @jeankutchen2754
    @jeankutchen2754 5 лет назад +37

    Brilliant stuff as a Scot living in Australia this made my heart glad 😂😂😂

  • @pinkglitter6992
    @pinkglitter6992 9 месяцев назад +13

    The brave heart alarm clock bit kills me every time 😂😂😂 freedom! That’s me up eh?! 😅

  • @august25th38
    @august25th38 5 лет назад +779

    Omfg I literally told an English shop keeper "This is legal tender"

    • @daibhidhtomascairn
      @daibhidhtomascairn 5 лет назад +18

      Huntter who hasn’t 😂😂😂

    • @august25th38
      @august25th38 5 лет назад +13

      @@daibhidhtomascairn I meant the same day that i was watching this

    • @sabrina.h2737
      @sabrina.h2737 5 лет назад +43

      Lmao! I live in Australia and so long as the coin is roughly the same colour and size we don't care where in the world it's come from. I have a pretty good global coin collection just from doing the grocery shopping. 😎

    • @clarebirschel4100
      @clarebirschel4100 5 лет назад +24

      @@august25th38 did you not add "and it's worth more than English money"! 😅

    • @august25th38
      @august25th38 5 лет назад +10

      @@clarebirschel4100 I wish I had said that 🤣

  • @darrenphillips5874
    @darrenphillips5874 Месяц назад +5

    My friend from Orkney got a round of drinks in England, the bartender said I can’t take your money, Stewart said cheers and walked off with the tray of drinks

  • @ash0473
    @ash0473 5 лет назад +226

    He done a really good Scottish impression pissing ma self laughing 😂

    • @westaussie965
      @westaussie965 5 лет назад +2

      *my

    • @thenorseman1970
      @thenorseman1970 5 лет назад +6

      @@westaussie965 grow up you fool.

    • @bt7846
      @bt7846 5 лет назад +1

      @@westaussie965 And He's.

    • @bt7846
      @bt7846 5 лет назад +1

      @@thenorseman1970 You grow up. Ten more years and you don't even talk. Just destroy culture.

    • @eddiewhite7309
      @eddiewhite7309 5 лет назад +12

      @@westaussie965 sorry pal you're just being a smart arse, we Scots use ma instead of my 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @rohini656
    @rohini656 5 лет назад +7

    New fan of his comedian. He really manages to make me laugh out loud and trying to stiffle my laughter watching this at office.

  • @chloeann9374
    @chloeann9374 4 года назад +43

    'Have you got a Tom Jones twenty' 😂😂
    I love being Welsh❤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

  • @aakpaak
    @aakpaak 5 лет назад +27

    One of the finest comedians!! Love him

  • @lauracross4178
    @lauracross4178 2 месяца назад +8

    As a proud patriotic Scottish woman I can honestly say I found this hilarious . Not in the least wee bit offended . Other nationalitys take note . Its comedy.

  • @adamgraham228
    @adamgraham228 5 лет назад +310

    I could see the 'Legal Tender' bit coming a mile off 😂

    • @autumbreeze1129
      @autumbreeze1129 5 лет назад +9

      I'm guessing because you've been witness to the situation in question yourself

    • @adamgraham228
      @adamgraham228 5 лет назад +14

      @@autumbreeze1129 yes many times I couldn't get into to an English cinema once because I had a Scottish note

    • @clarebirschel4100
      @clarebirschel4100 5 лет назад +9

      Adam_Graham _ aye, but he missed the bit out about “and it’s worth more too!” That’s what I say 😂

    • @ryosama1988
      @ryosama1988 5 лет назад +3

      @@adamgraham228 Kinda curious. Is using a Scottish note rare in London/England?

    • @littleboots9800
      @littleboots9800 5 лет назад +8

      @@ryosama1988 yes. I live in Newcastle now so I see more but in London it's far less common and idiots in shops will try and refuse them.

  • @scotscub76
    @scotscub76 Год назад +9

    As a Scotsman I can confirm the "legal tender" sentence is 💯 fact 😂😂😂😂

  • @Jegiro
    @Jegiro 5 лет назад +24

    Scotland is THE best place on the planet, the people are super friendly, they have so much character and are incredibly patriotic.
    The culture and rich history is second to none, and mankind has benefited so much from the many inventions created by Scottish people.
    The scenery is breathtakingly beautiful and there are so many diverse places to explore.
    Yes, I know the weather is a bit dodgy sometimes, but you can’t have everything.
    And no, I’m not Scottish, but would love to be!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @cameronrobertson1750
      @cameronrobertson1750 5 лет назад +2

      And is also 100% the better half of Great Britain. I've heard of the infamous tea drinkers down south. Dodgy lot

    • @johnhiggins4870
      @johnhiggins4870 3 года назад +2

      Love your comment..👋🏻

    • @DerekPhin
      @DerekPhin Год назад +1

      What a nice comment.

    • @wolfie7051
      @wolfie7051 7 месяцев назад +1

      I'm like 60%ish from the UK according to 23 and Me, and it says one of the possible places my ancestors are from is Glasgow. I about jumped for joy! I have never been to Scotland, but hearing Scotland the Brave played on bagpipes stirs something in my soul. I've done some genealogy digging, and I might be descended from Robert the Bruce's sister.
      Always praying for the people of Scotland.

  • @Malakai_333
    @Malakai_333 5 лет назад +426

    Scots hold the honour of being first in Europe to successfully issue paper money. The Bank of Scotland led the way, with its first bank notes becoming available in 1696,

    • @scottish-hero6664
      @scottish-hero6664 4 года назад +6

      Cesar D'Almeida all I read : 1.....69... 6

    • @cogidubnus1953
      @cogidubnus1953 4 года назад +21

      Only because the Scots needed desperately to raise funds for the "Company of Scotland Trading to Africa and the Indies", also known as the Scottish Darien Company, which in as little as two short years managed to kill off a thousand scottish settlers (out of one thousand two hundred or so) and piss away a quarter of the nations assets, leading, at least in part, to the Act of Union...Far from troubling to conquer Scotand as they'd have you believe, England was actually rescuing it... :-)

    • @_s_9920
      @_s_9920 4 года назад +11

      @@cogidubnus1953 between Braveheart and SNP revisionists it almost makes you think they're second class slaves the way they behave online. Whilst they piss away our tax money and get free education whilst the rest of us have to pay.

    • @johnherbert6168
      @johnherbert6168 4 года назад +8

      That is not an honour, that’s an embarrassment. Paper money is an instrument that allows for usury to occur, inflicting financial hardship and slavery on people. Read Confessions of an Economic Hit Man by John Perkins.

    • @titavaughns7698
      @titavaughns7698 4 года назад +1

      Paper notes made in 1696? Wow! I wonder how much wear and tear it could withstand

  • @michaeldelia9048
    @michaeldelia9048 5 лет назад +181

    He seems like a person that can't stop even at home, his wife and kids must be over him, hahahah. I mean it funningly. Oh dad can we go now......jus picture it.....love him

    • @hamueratamihana1014
      @hamueratamihana1014 4 года назад

      9th cen istury 88th ii IP uup

    • @ishadyishady6883
      @ishadyishady6883 3 года назад

      Most comedian I knew are not funny at home, but I dont know many of them 🤭

  • @bebeveritas7306
    @bebeveritas7306 3 года назад +24

    You are the funniest ever! I haven’t laughed this hard in ages; THANK YOU!

  • @aurelianmanoli7359
    @aurelianmanoli7359 5 лет назад +58

    I don’t think it’s a good idea to eat and watch Michael in the same time 😂

  • @valentinodiviani162
    @valentinodiviani162 5 лет назад +115

    This fella's Scottish accent is on point right enough. The only place I've found in Liverpool that takes scottish money without hassel is Tesco.

    • @aceman0000099
      @aceman0000099 4 года назад +1

      Hassle

    • @tigerheaddude
      @tigerheaddude 4 года назад

      @@aceman0000099 ye got it wrong, that's the scotch way of spelling it

    • @aceman0000099
      @aceman0000099 4 года назад

      @@tigerheaddude eggs can't spell. You might have meant to say Scottish

    • @marilynyoung3440
      @marilynyoung3440 3 года назад +1

      I lived in London in 1969 and Marks & Spencer was the only place to accept Scottish notes. You'd think they'd have learned by now!

    • @mrz80
      @mrz80 3 года назад

      @@aceman0000099 "scotch" No, that was the whisky talking :D

  • @Lara-ky4qu
    @Lara-ky4qu 5 лет назад +316

    I payed with a Scottish 5 pound note and the cashier asked if it was real money 😂

    • @cijmo
      @cijmo 5 лет назад +30

      I always say they flick it back at you like it was a pair of dirty underpants. One time, my niece and I were in London and the waitress in the restaurant was flirting forever with the table across from us. We just ceased to exist when they came in. She wouldn't bring our bill so we totaled it ourselves and left two Scottish 10pound notes on the table.

    • @Kw-sv2mo
      @Kw-sv2mo 5 лет назад +10

      @@cijmo did they chase after you like you never paid your bill???? 😂 😂 😂

    • @casmeraki
      @casmeraki 5 лет назад

      Oh god ahhaa

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 5 лет назад +2

      Lara - go and spend it in Scotland then.

    • @sharkspeare2222
      @sharkspeare2222 2 года назад

      @@markfox1545 I second you!

  • @thebun2901
    @thebun2901 3 года назад +63

    As a Scot he is honestly brilliant 👏 🤣 if breaveheart alarm clock were real I would deffo get one 😂

  • @hallospaceboy3693
    @hallospaceboy3693 5 лет назад +16

    This is spot on 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @deborahdanielson8901
    @deborahdanielson8901 4 года назад +8

    I laugh every time I watch these clips. He’s BRILLIANT 😂😂😂

  • @hannahjardine3047
    @hannahjardine3047 5 лет назад +55

    I’m Scottish and I love this 🤣🤣

  • @utethornburg7715
    @utethornburg7715 Год назад +2

    I’ve seen this before, and still has me in stitches

  • @kauffrau6764
    @kauffrau6764 2 года назад +14

    As an American, I'm really curious about the Scots - and this was fantastic - I want more! Also - love the accent!!!

    • @1m2rich
      @1m2rich 2 года назад +3

      My grandparents and their Scottish friends always had a great time. I am American Scottish heritage. I miss that accent and happiness in my home. They would drink,eat and tell stories. No card players.

    • @davidmckinnon1457
      @davidmckinnon1457 Год назад +4

      Im Scottish. I love my country. We are crazy lol but warm hearted people.

    • @DerekPhin
      @DerekPhin Год назад

      If you are curious about the Scots, you shouldn't be listening to this drivel. It is an English man who doesn't know what he is talking about, he is just trying to get a cheap laugh at Scotland's expense. It is not funny at all.

    • @kauffrau6764
      @kauffrau6764 Год назад

      @@DerekPhin Perhaps you could direct me to someone better?

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 Год назад +1

      Do you even know where it is?

  • @cooglerHere
    @cooglerHere Год назад

    Have a laugh, deary, it's just what you need. Aye... Thanks, Michael. I hope you stay happy & well. Love,

  • @lynb2039
    @lynb2039 7 месяцев назад +5

    Scots are the most beautiful, intelligent, and creative people in the world; yes I'm Scottish, proud, and completely patriotic ❤

    • @beatrixvandermerwe2860
      @beatrixvandermerwe2860 5 месяцев назад +3

      I so love the Scottish accent. I think it is the best! From South Africa

    • @Sambit2
      @Sambit2 Месяц назад

      ❤ x ​@@beatrixvandermerwe2860

  • @lauramacleod9925
    @lauramacleod9925 5 лет назад +4

    I'm from the western isles. Went to London and in Boots I paid with cash. The woman held up the £20 pound note as if she had never seen it before. She asked her colleague to also look at the cash. They looked really confused. So they got the manager to have a look. This process took so long hahaha! I love you English folk, so dramatic!

  • @elliebee7796
    @elliebee7796 5 лет назад +363

    I’m Welsh, accent on point lol

    • @delboy6364
      @delboy6364 5 лет назад +1

      He does sound Welsh eh 😂😜

    • @Kw-sv2mo
      @Kw-sv2mo 5 лет назад +2

      I read that in welsh 😂😂😂

    • @Hassle68
      @Hassle68 5 лет назад +1

      I thought he was doing an Indian accent!!! LOL

    • @liajohn808
      @liajohn808 5 лет назад +3

      E Caitlin I’m welsh too not bad

    • @liajohn808
      @liajohn808 5 лет назад +1

      Bydd pobl saes ddim yn deall be rydw I yn dweud 😂

  • @cherbrowne1637
    @cherbrowne1637 4 года назад +1

    Had me in stitches and the comments are great too..x

  • @aintnobodyherebutuschicken1418
    @aintnobodyherebutuschicken1418 4 года назад +184

    Michael's father is Scottish and his mother is Hungarian Magyar. I can't imagine a more diverse and fascinating geneology! 😃

    • @prettyinpinky5937
      @prettyinpinky5937 4 года назад +15

      My kid is Zulu and Scottish definitely more diverse considering Africa..Calm down, they’re literally cousins.

    • @goodputin4324
      @goodputin4324 4 года назад +3

      @@prettyinpinky5937 your kid is a Zulu?

    • @prettyinpinky5937
      @prettyinpinky5937 4 года назад +8

      Good Putin I’m Zulu so yes she’s half

    • @aceman0000099
      @aceman0000099 4 года назад +6

      Well my kid is half Eskimo half aboriginal Australian... So fuck you

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh 4 года назад +1

      What’s a Hungarian Magyar?

  • @StefanTravis
    @StefanTravis 5 лет назад +44

    Ambrose Bierce's definition of a kilt: "Garment worn by scots in America, and americans in Scotland."

  • @irenemcwatt2088
    @irenemcwatt2088 Год назад +13

    He's a brilliant comedian. Long may he live, unless the Scotts get him! :)

  • @charlottecolley8713
    @charlottecolley8713 3 года назад +2

    I just love you for making me smile .... and yes .... GIGGLE!!!! 🤣👍❤️

  • @DragonLuver44
    @DragonLuver44 5 лет назад +22

    Omg! He's funny! Love it!

  • @charlottecolley8713
    @charlottecolley8713 2 года назад +1

    Just brilliant! Love his take off being Scottish too ....

  • @truecrimefan1433
    @truecrimefan1433 4 года назад +38

    I've literally heard someone say "it's legal tender" in sainsburys once hahahha x made me chuckle

    • @truecrimefan1433
      @truecrimefan1433 4 года назад

      @@dennisrodriquez2293 hahha love him to he's great and yep totally bet his kids are like omg stop lol

    • @drrd4127
      @drrd4127 2 года назад

      When we went to England my dad would deliberately give English people Scottish notes so he could troll them and tell them in an obnoxious voice "It's Legal tender", we used to just sit there laughing our asses off as the English peoples faces turned it to sheer panic, fun times!

  • @casmeraki
    @casmeraki 5 лет назад +7

    "go down to London and tell em all te pess off" 😂😂😂 fucking love it!!!

  • @nightsgrow6575
    @nightsgrow6575 5 лет назад +167

    “No we cannae have pockets”

  • @gloriapaddock4618
    @gloriapaddock4618 5 лет назад +9

    Love this man, he is so funny.😂😂😂

  • @bluyt4947
    @bluyt4947 2 года назад +8

    He makes us laugh at ourselves! Love it !My Irish best friend always told me ,when I was being stupid ,to “ get over yourself ! I learned to laugh at myself !

  • @sueblueb2128
    @sueblueb2128 7 месяцев назад

    Michael - You have to put the RUclips subtitles on - they're hysterical! They don't follow what you're saying at all - it's a real laugh.🤣As is your show - love it!

  • @user-xq8yk5yd6f
    @user-xq8yk5yd6f 4 года назад +3

    Just love him. My favourite comedian.

  • @AuntK68
    @AuntK68 4 года назад

    Just a normal Thursday, watching some random RUclips, and suddenly there's Gregor Edmunds! Thank you!!! 😍😍😍

  • @eolynn84
    @eolynn84 5 лет назад +47

    Scottish accent is so hot 🔥🔥🔥😉 Love from Sweden ❤️

  • @janewebb3477
    @janewebb3477 4 года назад +1

    Michael is the best skipper, ever! Love it

  • @ashleyanne929
    @ashleyanne929 5 лет назад +65

    "ay i've thought of that too ur gonna have a knife in ur sock"

  • @OTseven
    @OTseven 7 месяцев назад +1

    The best! HIGH FIVE from California !

  • @colourmycosplay
    @colourmycosplay 5 лет назад +59

    "I'll have you no, that's legal tender" I've heard it so many times when on holiday in England (in other words abroad). You could just be buying snacks with Scottish money and that'll happen every time when the English checkout has an issue

    • @_s_9920
      @_s_9920 4 года назад +3

      @Jim Barrows nah its because most people have never seen a Scottish note being that its from a different country and when you handle a Scottish note it feels like someone glued two monopoly notes together and drew a badly printed Scotsman on it. They are faked all the time and the legitimate notes have zero anti-counterfeit measures. Shopowners get fucked over if they try to cash in fake notes. Take your anti-English bullshit elsewhere.

    • @busbingereviews8587
      @busbingereviews8587 4 года назад +1

      @@_s_9920 what you on about

    • @Chris-zx9si
      @Chris-zx9si 3 года назад +1

      @@busbingereviews8587 . Had a chap in front of me in a supermarket. He had the same problem. So I swapped the notes with him. I used the bank of Scotland notes in the same supermarket at the self service checkout. No problem 👍. Rest paid into the bank using the self service machine, no problem. It is legal tender and the notes are underwritten by the Bank of England . N.I has its bank as well. Same applies. I'm English and I can smell the English channel so that chap came down for a holiday. Hope he went back with not a too bad opinion of us. I would not like that done to me . People need to be aware that there is nothing wrong with the legal notes.

    • @UnbiasedTruth..
      @UnbiasedTruth.. 2 года назад

      Know

  • @calsportstv
    @calsportstv 2 года назад

    I’m Scottish love ur videos Michael

  • @missmacapaca
    @missmacapaca 5 лет назад +10

    The legal tender thing is so true 😂😂😂 the amount of times I’ve said that to people is unreal 😂😂

    • @videogameguy1988
      @videogameguy1988 3 года назад +1

      I work on till in shop….I always tuck it under the other notes 😂🤣😂🤣😅

  • @lindab8397
    @lindab8397 4 года назад +1

    It rolls of his tongue so easily 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Amazing Micheal 👍💋

    • @lindab8397
      @lindab8397 4 года назад

      Nobody makes me laugh as much as Michael . He is just so clever . Can watch his shows one after the other 😬❤️

  • @eigonojikan_k
    @eigonojikan_k 8 месяцев назад +6

    I speak English as second language. The first time I encountered the term ‘legal tender’ was indeed when I was given Scottish bank notes working at a pub.

    • @Fee_V
      @Fee_V 3 месяца назад

      Only Scottish people truly know how underrated this comment is.

  • @hughtempleton8640
    @hughtempleton8640 3 года назад +1

    Absolutely brilliant

  • @robertcurrie3386
    @robertcurrie3386 3 года назад +7

    Gotta say one of the funniest jokes is the scotch egg he absolutely nailed it 👍

  • @ewaalicja1
    @ewaalicja1 4 года назад +3

    She is hilarious 🤣 just love his jokes and the way he is telling them 😂😂😂

  • @ammaarah7806
    @ammaarah7806 5 лет назад +30

    It just so happens that this came up after I came back from Scotland

    • @dsmyify
      @dsmyify 5 лет назад +2

      We're watching you.

  • @vikingpowered868
    @vikingpowered868 2 года назад +3

    Back in -89, in Fort Augustus (Scotland) I paid for the beer with Gibraltar pounds. They were not too happy to take them though..

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 5 лет назад +87

    I am now ready for my Scotland citizenship test.

    • @jonsmum5552
      @jonsmum5552 4 года назад +2

      You would be welcome with open arms! And a lifetime of great memories!

    • @ravencloud7
      @ravencloud7 3 года назад +1

      I have the test here, I'll give you the questions
      Qu 1. Ya want a wee dram a whisky?
      Qu 2. why do haggis have one leg shorter ?
      Qu 3. ....
      .... there is no question 3

    • @dannyarcher6370
      @dannyarcher6370 Год назад

      Are you brown? Then you're in like Flynn.

  • @thepolitegamer1966
    @thepolitegamer1966 4 года назад +42

    Fun fact: The knife that Scots traditionally carry around are called a Sgian-dubh.

    • @DarthTaiter79
      @DarthTaiter79 4 года назад +7

      I'm currently learning Scottish Gaelic, but haven't made it that far yet ;)

    • @thepolitegamer1966
      @thepolitegamer1966 4 года назад +4

      DarthTaiter79 but you’ll get there, just keep on going 😃

    • @DarthTaiter79
      @DarthTaiter79 4 года назад +3

      @@thepolitegamer1966 I have some Scottish ancestry, and thought it would be interesting to learn :) I'm glad I found a platform that makes it fun! I wasn't that great with learning other languages in high school, but now I seem to be picking it up a bit (only 20 years later lol)

    • @thepolitegamer1966
      @thepolitegamer1966 4 года назад +4

      DarthTaiter79 Scotland’s a nice place depending on where you go. Personally I’d stay away from Glasgow as it is riddled with crime. Normally the further up north you go the more welcoming they are as we Scots love foreigners though the exception are the
      English. Generally the further up north you go the more Anti-English they are. It’s an odd place but it’s home.

    • @DarthTaiter79
      @DarthTaiter79 4 года назад +3

      @@thepolitegamer1966 I'm a walking contradiction: my dad's side was traced back to Dumfries, mom's side to Northumberland :P

  • @flamelily2086
    @flamelily2086 4 года назад +4

    My great grandfather was Scottish. He ran away to sea when he was 14 and eventually settled in South Africa.

  • @mmz5076
    @mmz5076 5 лет назад +5

    OMG, the legal tender story is so true! I had to deal with a complaint because a staff member wasn't sure if a Scottish £10 was real & his Supervisor rejected it. 😂

    • @DerekPhin
      @DerekPhin Год назад

      That's because the English think they rule the UK. And why Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland all want independence from England.

  • @englishmaninfrance661
    @englishmaninfrance661 5 лет назад +5

    Simply the best :)

  • @AnotherTaco.YesPlease
    @AnotherTaco.YesPlease 2 года назад

    Love it!

  • @cisium1184
    @cisium1184 5 лет назад +7

    I'm in the States and I've actually heard of Greg Edmunds. He comes over to Highland Games here sometimes and challenges people to tests of strength.

  • @leightontonnard7491
    @leightontonnard7491 5 лет назад +1

    I've loved Michael mcintyre for years now

  • @infinitygracie9305
    @infinitygracie9305 5 лет назад +72

    I’m Scottish and the other day I was with my friends in an English shop preparing a speech about freedom and independence before handing the cashier 1 pound sterling for Irn Bru lol this is accurate asf x

    • @casmeraki
      @casmeraki 5 лет назад +5

      Do you come down to London and tell us to "pess off" too? 😂😂😂😂❤️

    • @infinitygracie9305
      @infinitygracie9305 5 лет назад +6

      Peaceful Painting only if you don’t accept our legal tender lol x

    • @casmeraki
      @casmeraki 5 лет назад +3

      @@infinitygracie9305 😂😂😂😂😂 love it! Hahaaaa!!

    • @elisahamilton73
      @elisahamilton73 5 лет назад

      Watch the crazy scotsman asking for irn bru.

    • @cameronrobertson1750
      @cameronrobertson1750 5 лет назад +2

      Irn-Bru in 2019? Pure rotten.

  • @ИринаКузина-б7п
    @ИринаКузина-б7п 4 года назад +1

    Brilliant ! 😆😆😆😆😆😆👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @DTavona
    @DTavona 5 лет назад +13

    Scot-free -- This idiom comes from the old English word sceot, meaning a 'tax', and entered directly from the Old Norse word "skot." (Remember those pesky Norse and Danes used to run around England.) People were scot-free if they didn't have to pay the tax. Nicely done!

    • @christinecarrick4352
      @christinecarrick4352 4 года назад

      Tax in (modern) Swedish = Skatt

    • @cooglerHere
      @cooglerHere Год назад

      thanks, that's cool to know. Wish there were more things in life Scot-free.

  • @KittyNeptune
    @KittyNeptune 4 года назад +2

    I'm English and once got a Scottish note out a cash machine and was like "aw dats pretty" then I was "ah fuk."

  • @liamcampbell5552
    @liamcampbell5552 2 года назад +11

    I'm Scottish and can confirm this is so true 🤣

  • @clivef8477
    @clivef8477 6 месяцев назад

    I used to work at a co-op and heard the legal tender bit first-hand hahaha! Good stuff!