I remember a man walking up to me in Birmingham one day and informing me that the bus is cancelled and then we walked together to the next stop and informed people there. It really was an imaginary bus for next four stops. British are the cutest and most gentlemanly devils.
By far the most hilarious man on earth! He’s quite loveable and never obscene. I’m in awe of him. He brightens up my days! Thank you Michael McIntyre! 💕💕💕
This has become my addiction, as soon as I see the notification I have to stop everything and watch . Never fails to make me happy xx Take care everyone 😉
As a weekly train taker, I relate to this so much. All of us on the platform try to predict where one of the doors is going to stop. Most of the time I'm in between 2 doors & I have to try to decide which is closer lol
omg he really does have a gift! I love his little laugh at his own jokes ;) he really can make comedy about anything. The best thing is that he talks about something relatable. Like the whole time you laugh and think “omg it’s true” 😂😂😂😂
I have been watching most of his clips on RUclips and I must say this comes on second best performance of his. first and most hilarious one is the dentist visit!
I'm from sweden and have visited london twice and just love it. The tube, i can just totally agree :D But the best thing is when you hear your own language is spoken somewhere in the tube carriage... and you see a couple talking swedish... and you asking them : "ah, from sweden... where in sweden and so on..." in swedish... it is an awkward smalltalk but funny :D
I love Sweden and I love Svenska. The first time I heard Robyn Carlsson interviewing in Swedish I fell in love with the language and now I learn it with Duolingo ❤️ Jag älskar
I'm sure this works in every language.........trying to figure out if you know where they live But why............ who knows ??! Maybe in the sea of strangers we want to find someone who has something in common.......
I live in the Seattle area of the United States which has a similar climate to London. I grew up in the Midwest so I know hard core snow. Let me tell you that in our climate with the paltry or nonexistent snow-removal equipment that the government agencies have is utter chaos! It rains on the snow, the snow isn’t removed, it forms a hopelessly deep slushy mess that is nearly impossible to drive in without a four-wheel drive vehicle or at least snow tires. Nobody is going to buy and put on snow tires or chains for 3 days of snow each year. Last year the children didn’t do to school for 2 weeks in February. Ugh!!!
The way he describes the tube is so funny. I remember those crazy days pre pandemic. It was mental but getting dangerous. Something had to reset somewhere
Went to one of Michael’s shows which didn’t feature on TV, looking around at the arena excited to see him in real life but didn’t realise I was sitting next to my Headteacher and sat through the show in an awkward but enjoyable way 😂
Hello everyone, it’s 7:54 in the morning and I have come on this to see Michael McIntyre run across the stage and make jokes about public transport! Nice! Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I remember I was on a bus once, years ago. I was trying to get off, avoiding arms, legs, baby carriages, and accidentally smacked a woman in the head. 😬😳" I'm so sorry, ma'am!" I ran off the bus like the hounds of hell were chasing me. Lol.
I remember being around 18, taking the bus to go to school and being used to standing up since it was always so full. Suddenly, the bus driver gets into a corner way to fast, and i know, standing in the middle of the bus in the back, nothing to hang on too , I was surely going to go down. I then, screamed to my friend, « Give me the finger » instead of saying, please give me your hand! Let’s say everyone in the bus, was laughing real hard! 40 years later, she still laughs at me when we talk about it. 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 Michael is one of the most genuinely funny people out there, doesn't need to fill his act with profanity & toilet humour to get a laugh like half the so called comedians out there..........yes I mean you Jimmy yaaaawn Carr 😑😑😤
I guess when you go up north things change COMPLETELY! STORYTIME: Me and my mum were trying to get on a train in Newcastle but it was full so we almost gave up but then in one carriage this random guy was shouting ‘move back! Let these women on’ and we ended up getting on the train and it was VERY SQUISHED. No-one was reading, everyone was talking about the footy match even if they didn’t know each other (probably cuz there was a Newcastle match and they won). Me and my mum stood there kinda awkwardly as we don’t support Newcastle but Geordies seem like friendly people, one even got up of his seat to let me have instead :)
His humour is helping me through some pretty tough times. After 40 yeaes of marriage my husband has become suddenly and seriously sick and wont becoming home. So many memories are come flooding in and the tears are just streaming down everyday.
The bus one was on point and he made me hilarious. Unfortunately this exactly happens when it snows. Mind you it rarely snows here in England and when it does everything is lockoffffff
I love your comic style, wish I could see one of your shows in person. Unfortunately I live in Erwin Tennessee in the U.S.. And I live on Social Security which isn't very much, just barely enough to pay my bills. Nothing for extras like going to a movie or a comic show. Thanks for uploading bits of your shows. If I'm feel down, I watch one of your videos and am laughing and happy once again. Thank you so much, God Bless you and yours.
"The run up", and the entire bus stop. Where did he get that processing ability? I watch 1 of his videos - sure he can't top it, and then he does. I am laughing so hard, my stomach hurts - and this is the 2nd time I watched it.
British People and snow, it's astounding. The three funniest People i've ever seen are Michael, George Carlin and Chris Rock, it doesn't get better, Britain however has the funniest humour in general
The best trains are the ones to Cheltenham during Peaky Blinders Week. Everyone becomes sardines on those days. Especially since it was also St. Patrick’s Day this year.
@SEAN INGRAM urrmmm Sean you stood alone except for the millions of common wealth soldiers (Indian Subcontinent, Africa, Australia, New Zealand etc) and the Soviet Union!!!!!!
"chaos on the roads, it has been snowing for 8 seconds..." 😂
That sounds like the American south and southwest. 😂
That’s Australia.
Sounds like Virginia Beach!
I love you British people. Even when you swear, you sound so elegant. Again, so glad I found you. You are a joy in my life.
“So glad I found you”🤣🤣🤣
It's very interesting, you all think we're so posh, the teenagers round me are all in hoodies drinking wkd, while attacking each other.
Emerson Maybe are you Australian or American?
**other than Chavs and roadmen**
Emerson Maybe I’m Canadian and Our teenagers the same.
I don’t like many comedians but the way u tell a story and make people laugh is priceless.
Let me guess...American? LOL
Jen K No I am Belfast.
@deekat3279 no need to be so rude :-)
Peter kay is pretty good at it
I like lots of commedianes, but you're right, Michael is priceless.
I remember a man walking up to me in Birmingham one day and informing me that the bus is cancelled and then we walked together to the next stop and informed people there. It really was an imaginary bus for next four stops. British are the cutest and most gentlemanly devils.
He did a skit about this. The bus was cancelled because of snow.
@@pinkmagicali The CHAOS of the snow
By far the most hilarious man on earth! He’s quite loveable and never obscene. I’m in awe of him. He brightens up my days! Thank you Michael McIntyre! 💕💕💕
Love how he walks rapidly across the stage all the time 😂
Omg ya the poor lighting people😂
@@PotsAndPans25 Keeps Michael fit though. And maybe the lighting people enjoy the challenge 😀
I'm surprised he has a weight problem with how manic he is on stage.
Michael is truly one of the best there is in this line of work, haven't laughed so hard in a while well done Michael
Everything he say is true😂
Michael is so freaking funny. So much fun to watch and listen to.
This has become my addiction, as soon as I see the notification I have to stop everything and watch . Never fails to make me happy xx
Take care everyone 😉
Karen Curtis me too!
Lynn Teasdale he just makes me smile 😁
I Hope you’re safe from the virus, and I hope his comedy is getting you through it (:
MW Productions were ok so far numbers getting a little worrisome but laughing helps
Stay safe stay well
The imaginary bus might be the most British thing ever
I bet they were in an orderly queue too! Lol
Just keep walking
Just keep walking
Miss Moose Im British. Is there another way to walk in a group of strangers?
does this actually happen?
I’m always on an imaginary bus Hahahaha
this guy can make anything funny😂
Nobody:
Michael: do you know Sainsbury's? YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!
Turn on the caption and it will be "satan brief's"😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg I didn't have captions on but I did hear Satan's Briefs! 😂😂😂
@Vanessa Holden , me, too!!! 😂
@@irfanzone4025 I think the caption is incorrect. There is a Satan's Breeze in North London.
🤣🤣🤣
Michael McIntyre is a national Gem😍
Yes need to make a national treasure!!
Correction: International gem ;)
He makes the most mundane things funny
@@octaviussludberry9016 then why are you here?
@@octaviussludberry9016 How can anyone NOT like boiled vegetables and vanilla ice cream?!
The comedic equivalent of McDonalds.
@@octaviussludberry9016 I'm a tiramisu kind of person...
I guess I like boiled veggies and vanilla ice cream.
As a weekly train taker, I relate to this so much. All of us on the platform try to predict where one of the doors is going to stop. Most of the time I'm in between 2 doors & I have to try to decide which is closer lol
omg he really does have a gift! I love his little laugh at his own jokes ;) he really can make comedy about anything. The best thing is that he talks about something relatable. Like the whole time you laugh and think “omg it’s true” 😂😂😂😂
I'm not an English person I'm an American but I've been there several times I know exactly what he's talking about cannot stop laughing!
Most hilarious comedian I’ve heard in decades. Love it!
I have been watching most of his clips on RUclips and I must say this comes on second best performance of his. first and most hilarious one is the dentist visit!
My two favs are glasses and spices. 😊
Go Michael! What a gift to come into our homes and make us laugh. You often make my day. Thanks❤👍🏻
Michaels laugh/giggle is adorable XD his wife is soooo lucky.
I'm from sweden and have visited london twice and just love it. The tube, i can just totally agree :D
But the best thing is when you hear your own language is spoken somewhere in the tube carriage... and you see a couple talking swedish... and you asking them : "ah, from sweden... where in sweden and so on..." in swedish... it is an awkward smalltalk but funny :D
Alienisadj I love Sweden!!!
I love Sweden and I love Svenska. The first time I heard Robyn Carlsson interviewing in Swedish I fell in love with the language and now I learn it with Duolingo ❤️ Jag älskar
I'm sure this works in every language.........trying to figure out if you know where they live But why............ who knows ??! Maybe in the sea of strangers we want to find someone who has something in common.......
Ah sweden, where? Where? Do you know IKEA?
Alienisadj I would love to overhear that conversation!
This guy is just the BEST comedian EVER!
Love Michael show for very long time. Always have fresh idea on his joke.
Omg everything he says is pure gold!
Agreed.....but he speaks too quickly sometimes.
Send those bus drivers over here to Canada, we will teach them how to drive in the snow! 8 seconds haha
I was thinking the same. We get 25cm of snow overnight and are still taking the bus or driving to work.
@@adavelaar 2 feet.....?
Not to Vancouver, no one knows to drive in a few inches of snow here XD
I live in the Seattle area of the United States which has a similar climate to London. I grew up in the Midwest so I know hard core snow. Let me tell you that in our climate with the paltry or nonexistent snow-removal equipment that the government agencies have is utter chaos! It rains on the snow, the snow isn’t removed, it forms a hopelessly deep slushy mess that is nearly impossible to drive in without a four-wheel drive vehicle or at least snow tires. Nobody is going to buy and put on snow tires or chains for 3 days of snow each year. Last year the children didn’t do to school for 2 weeks in February. Ugh!!!
It's not the drivers so much as the buses themselves breakdown and the sheer lack of equipment to clear the roads
Imaginary bus is probably the best bit I’ve ever heard 😭
The way he describes the tube is so funny. I remember those crazy days pre pandemic. It was mental but getting dangerous. Something had to reset somewhere
NOBODY NEEDS TO GO HOME THIS BADLY 🤣
I found him this year. So glad I did. Lots to watch! I feel lucky 😁😁😁
Michael McIntyre is my favorite, funniest, smartest comedian of all time!
I agree he is great.❤❤❤❤❤❤
The walking bus story is hilarious 😂😂
My favourite too 😂
The bus joke just killed me. He is soooo funny!!
Went to one of Michael’s shows which didn’t feature on TV, looking around at the arena excited to see him in real life but didn’t realise I was sitting next to my Headteacher and sat through the show in an awkward but enjoyable way 😂
Hello everyone, it’s 7:54 in the morning and I have come on this to see Michael McIntyre run across the stage and make jokes about public transport! Nice! Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't really like most comedians but thanks to Facebook's recommendation I'm here. He's great.
Greetings from Germany 👍
Bless his heart for making such genius jokes and comedy
I think it's his very posh accent that makes his style so good. Very funny, very likeable guy.
I have a long list of things I should be doing but instead I've been sucked into binge watching his videos for the last 2hrs lol.
Thank you Michael, for always making me happy :)
This his first major appearance that made him, rightly so, famous!
Thank You What a gift.
michael says the simplest things and it’s funny
During ever extending quarantine, this guy has been a sanity saver; thanks for the laughs🎉😂😂
Every day I enjoy his jokes over and over.
Michael: it should be one in one out
Covid-19: I got you bro
Exactly what I was thinking XD
Thank you Michael for giving me my laughter back.
It’s unbelievable that his jokes about real life trivial things are funnier than made up story jokes like the last one
It's not made up, that kind of thing actually happens 😂😂
It's a nice break from politics...especially this year!
I love the description of group thought it's hilariously accurate 😂
“I’d love to chat but this is my stop” 🤣🤣🤣
Hysterical. I used to get that reaction in Earls Court pubs aka kangaroo valley in the 1970s about where l came from in Australia by Australians
I remember I was on a bus once, years ago. I was trying to get off, avoiding arms, legs, baby carriages, and accidentally smacked a woman in the head. 😬😳" I'm so sorry, ma'am!" I ran off the bus like the hounds of hell were chasing me. Lol.
Gotta love rush hour.
Makes me laugh every time ❤
4:11 ...a woman overflowed ........... HYSTERICAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh man this came out the month I moved to London. It was so funny. I have been a fan every since.😊
He just slays me and it. Thinks outloud and lets our everyday thoughts come to life. Also USA
The last sketch would have made a good story for "Would I Lie To You?"
Noooo, Where's the flapping haiiirrr???
Maybe he’s an illuminati clone
He's too young. Lol
Thank you. You are hilarious. So good to laugh out loud.
And in the north... we have new trains with less seats for the comfort of passengers haha!
Billy Connolly and now, for me, this amazingly hilarious guy!
I remember being around 18, taking the bus to go to school and being used to standing up since it was always so full. Suddenly, the bus driver gets into a corner way to fast, and i know, standing in the middle of the bus in the back, nothing to hang on too , I was surely going to go down. I then, screamed to my friend, « Give me the finger » instead of saying, please give me your hand! Let’s say everyone in the bus, was laughing real hard! 40 years later, she still laughs at me when we talk about it. 😂😂😂
I kept laughing at that last one for a good 2 minutes after the video ended!
This guy turned mayhem in London into a heaven😂
I have to admit I'm the same with the doors on the train also he does a great train noise lol 🚉
Michael McIntyre best comedian around.
That buss story killed me, I bursted out in laughter!
when he said "he took the hit" I lost it, i cant breathe, my ribs hurt
Walking behind the bus driver 😂😂
I’m in my favourite city of them all --!!!!
Bless your funny heart!
😂😂😂😂😂 Michael is one of the most genuinely funny people out there, doesn't need to fill his act with profanity & toilet humour to get a laugh like half the so called comedians out there..........yes I mean you Jimmy yaaaawn Carr 😑😑😤
Was it Dan Howell who got his head stuck in the train 😂😂
I guess when you go up north things change COMPLETELY!
STORYTIME:
Me and my mum were trying to get on a train in Newcastle but it was full so we almost gave up but then in one carriage this random guy was shouting ‘move back! Let these women on’ and we ended up getting on the train and it was VERY SQUISHED. No-one was reading, everyone was talking about the footy match even if they didn’t know each other (probably cuz there was a Newcastle match and they won). Me and my mum stood there kinda awkwardly as we don’t support Newcastle but Geordies seem like friendly people, one even got up of his seat to let me have instead :)
The imaginary bus is hilarious!!!!
I was dying after the first 30 seconds LOL
The bus bit is brilliant.
His humour is helping me through some pretty tough times. After 40 yeaes of marriage my husband has become suddenly and seriously sick and wont becoming home. So many memories are come flooding in and the tears are just streaming down everyday.
Michael learnt what a walking bus is: lots of school children go to school with it. 😃
The bus one was on point and he made me hilarious. Unfortunately this exactly happens when it snows. Mind you it rarely snows here in England and when it does everything is lockoffffff
Brilliant comedy....love MM!!!! ♥
Yes sooooo relatable
Spotlight operators must be having a blast
I love your comic style, wish I could see one of your shows in person. Unfortunately I live in Erwin Tennessee in the U.S.. And I live on Social Security which isn't very much, just barely enough to pay my bills. Nothing for extras like going to a movie or a comic show. Thanks for uploading bits of your shows. If I'm feel down, I watch one of your videos and am laughing and happy once again. Thank you so much, God Bless you and yours.
4:37 whoever plays smite. He sounded like when the default voice pack says “ Save yourself”
"The run up", and the entire bus stop. Where did he get that processing ability? I watch 1 of his videos - sure he can't top it, and then he does. I am laughing so hard, my stomach hurts - and this is the 2nd time I watched it.
Whereabouts,whereabouts, whereabouts!!!! LOL...NYC same!
I was laughing so hard it actually hurts😂
A worthy successor to Robin Williams, who forever shall be missed.
British People and snow, it's astounding. The three funniest People i've ever seen are Michael, George Carlin and Chris Rock, it doesn't get better, Britain however has the funniest humour in general
Compilation isn't the word I would use
I did start to wonder half way through when the next clip would start 😂😂😂
You're too much Michael 😂
Michael brilliant 😁 💖👍
I lived in Muswell Hill. And I worked in Sainsburys. Like 40 years ago. Lol.
the walking bus gets me laughing in tears everytime...
🤣
4:11 one woman overflowed...(trying to type while chuckling) LOL x 100
How is he so funny! I listen to him instead of tv 📺! 😂🤣
The best trains are the ones to Cheltenham during Peaky Blinders Week.
Everyone becomes sardines on those days. Especially since it was also St. Patrick’s Day this year.
Can't believe no one helped the guy that got hit by the train doors ..💀
It's London. Unfortunately most have forgotten what it's like to help a total stranger.
@@CleanTeamSolutions ya that's sad to hear
Londoners were equally rude 62 years ago when I was 13 and visited there
@SEAN INGRAM urrmmm Sean you stood alone except for the millions of common wealth soldiers (Indian Subcontinent, Africa, Australia, New Zealand etc) and the Soviet Union!!!!!!
Snowing for 8 seconds , haha