Compilation Of Michael's Best Jokes About Public Transport | Michael McIntyre

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 5 лет назад +545

    "chaos on the roads, it has been snowing for 8 seconds..." 😂

    • @robo08ify
      @robo08ify 4 года назад +4

      That sounds like the American south and southwest. 😂

    • @pinkmagicali
      @pinkmagicali 4 года назад +2

      That’s Australia.

    • @mahasw777
      @mahasw777 3 года назад

      Sounds like Virginia Beach!

  • @MaryCochrane
    @MaryCochrane 5 лет назад +1346

    I love you British people. Even when you swear, you sound so elegant. Again, so glad I found you. You are a joy in my life.

    • @jamieosullivan2684
      @jamieosullivan2684 5 лет назад +95

      “So glad I found you”🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-un9jo9fo4i
      @user-un9jo9fo4i 5 лет назад +174

      It's very interesting, you all think we're so posh, the teenagers round me are all in hoodies drinking wkd, while attacking each other.

    • @jamieosullivan2684
      @jamieosullivan2684 5 лет назад +19

      Emerson Maybe are you Australian or American?

    • @sandyxx6243
      @sandyxx6243 5 лет назад +70

      **other than Chavs and roadmen**

    • @MaryCochrane
      @MaryCochrane 5 лет назад +20

      Emerson Maybe I’m Canadian and Our teenagers the same.

  • @dotnetdevni
    @dotnetdevni 5 лет назад +196

    I don’t like many comedians but the way u tell a story and make people laugh is priceless.

    • @jenk6895
      @jenk6895 5 лет назад

      Let me guess...American? LOL

    • @dotnetdevni
      @dotnetdevni 5 лет назад

      Jen K No I am Belfast.

    • @tigerlilygledhill8348
      @tigerlilygledhill8348 5 лет назад +2

      @deekat3279 no need to be so rude :-)

    • @Oasisftww
      @Oasisftww 4 года назад +1

      Peter kay is pretty good at it

    • @ittakesallkinds809
      @ittakesallkinds809 4 года назад +1

      I like lots of commedianes, but you're right, Michael is priceless.

  • @vanianup
    @vanianup 5 лет назад +268

    I remember a man walking up to me in Birmingham one day and informing me that the bus is cancelled and then we walked together to the next stop and informed people there. It really was an imaginary bus for next four stops. British are the cutest and most gentlemanly devils.

    • @pinkmagicali
      @pinkmagicali 2 года назад +10

      He did a skit about this. The bus was cancelled because of snow.

    • @JesusIsLord105
      @JesusIsLord105 Год назад +2

      ​@@pinkmagicali The CHAOS of the snow

  • @trissethomsen
    @trissethomsen 5 лет назад +63

    By far the most hilarious man on earth! He’s quite loveable and never obscene. I’m in awe of him. He brightens up my days! Thank you Michael McIntyre! 💕💕💕

  • @adamcraig3339
    @adamcraig3339 5 лет назад +163

    Love how he walks rapidly across the stage all the time 😂

    • @PotsAndPans25
      @PotsAndPans25 4 года назад +1

      Omg ya the poor lighting people😂

    • @myriamguns2162
      @myriamguns2162 2 года назад +1

      @@PotsAndPans25 Keeps Michael fit though. And maybe the lighting people enjoy the challenge 😀

    • @auntheidi9389
      @auntheidi9389 3 месяца назад

      I'm surprised he has a weight problem with how manic he is on stage.

  • @lubom5540
    @lubom5540 4 года назад +39

    Michael is truly one of the best there is in this line of work, haven't laughed so hard in a while well done Michael

  • @WyomingParanormal
    @WyomingParanormal 3 года назад +18

    Michael is so freaking funny. So much fun to watch and listen to.

  • @karencurtis2697
    @karencurtis2697 5 лет назад +220

    This has become my addiction, as soon as I see the notification I have to stop everything and watch . Never fails to make me happy xx
    Take care everyone 😉

    • @lynnteasdale1207
      @lynnteasdale1207 5 лет назад +5

      Karen Curtis me too!

    • @karencurtis2697
      @karencurtis2697 5 лет назад +4

      Lynn Teasdale he just makes me smile 😁

    • @ihaveliterallynoname
      @ihaveliterallynoname 4 года назад +2

      I Hope you’re safe from the virus, and I hope his comedy is getting you through it (:

    • @karencurtis2697
      @karencurtis2697 4 года назад +1

      MW Productions were ok so far numbers getting a little worrisome but laughing helps
      Stay safe stay well

  • @chriseTx
    @chriseTx 5 лет назад +549

    The imaginary bus might be the most British thing ever

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose 5 лет назад +37

      I bet they were in an orderly queue too! Lol

    • @collinscartoons2887
      @collinscartoons2887 4 года назад +11

      Just keep walking
      Just keep walking

    • @rosestar7078
      @rosestar7078 4 года назад +2

      Miss Moose Im British. Is there another way to walk in a group of strangers?

    • @Finda5
      @Finda5 4 года назад +1

      does this actually happen?

    • @pamilyadance3550
      @pamilyadance3550 4 года назад +5

      I’m always on an imaginary bus Hahahaha

  • @littlebean2528
    @littlebean2528 5 лет назад +761

    this guy can make anything funny😂

  • @ANTONBLAKE-COX
    @ANTONBLAKE-COX 5 лет назад +657

    Nobody:
    Michael: do you know Sainsbury's? YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!

    • @irfanzone4025
      @irfanzone4025 5 лет назад +31

      Turn on the caption and it will be "satan brief's"😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vanessaholden1575
      @vanessaholden1575 5 лет назад +10

      Omg I didn't have captions on but I did hear Satan's Briefs! 😂😂😂

    • @dodgingpineapples90
      @dodgingpineapples90 5 лет назад +4

      @Vanessa Holden , me, too!!! 😂

    • @sharonmullins1957
      @sharonmullins1957 5 лет назад +3

      @@irfanzone4025 I think the caption is incorrect. There is a Satan's Breeze in North London.

    • @Lady_Tee15
      @Lady_Tee15 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @cmnkrr3167
    @cmnkrr3167 5 лет назад +74

    Michael McIntyre is a national Gem😍

  • @queenbean6922
    @queenbean6922 5 лет назад +885

    He makes the most mundane things funny

    • @amcadam26
      @amcadam26 5 лет назад +8

      @@octaviussludberry9016 then why are you here?

    • @samcooke343
      @samcooke343 5 лет назад +15

      @@octaviussludberry9016 How can anyone NOT like boiled vegetables and vanilla ice cream?!

    • @casim8842
      @casim8842 5 лет назад +1

      The comedic equivalent of McDonalds.

    • @flamingpieherman9822
      @flamingpieherman9822 5 лет назад

      @@octaviussludberry9016 I'm a tiramisu kind of person...

    • @lourie_01
      @lourie_01 5 лет назад

      I guess I like boiled veggies and vanilla ice cream.

  • @michael43567
    @michael43567 4 года назад +24

    As a weekly train taker, I relate to this so much. All of us on the platform try to predict where one of the doors is going to stop. Most of the time I'm in between 2 doors & I have to try to decide which is closer lol

  • @TheRoxen92
    @TheRoxen92 5 лет назад +101

    omg he really does have a gift! I love his little laugh at his own jokes ;) he really can make comedy about anything. The best thing is that he talks about something relatable. Like the whole time you laugh and think “omg it’s true” 😂😂😂😂

  • @flamingpieherman9822
    @flamingpieherman9822 5 лет назад +104

    I'm not an English person I'm an American but I've been there several times I know exactly what he's talking about cannot stop laughing!

  • @brendatrujillo2666
    @brendatrujillo2666 5 лет назад +23

    Most hilarious comedian I’ve heard in decades. Love it!

  • @dollyharini7281
    @dollyharini7281 4 года назад +14

    I have been watching most of his clips on RUclips and I must say this comes on second best performance of his. first and most hilarious one is the dentist visit!

    • @pinkmagicali
      @pinkmagicali 2 года назад

      My two favs are glasses and spices. 😊

  • @suzannelindsay2247
    @suzannelindsay2247 3 года назад +7

    Go Michael! What a gift to come into our homes and make us laugh. You often make my day. Thanks❤👍🏻

  • @vampirequeen017
    @vampirequeen017 5 лет назад +19

    Michaels laugh/giggle is adorable XD his wife is soooo lucky.

  • @Alienisadj
    @Alienisadj 5 лет назад +69

    I'm from sweden and have visited london twice and just love it. The tube, i can just totally agree :D
    But the best thing is when you hear your own language is spoken somewhere in the tube carriage... and you see a couple talking swedish... and you asking them : "ah, from sweden... where in sweden and so on..." in swedish... it is an awkward smalltalk but funny :D

    • @larawabsie
      @larawabsie 5 лет назад +2

      Alienisadj I love Sweden!!!

    • @cyansloth1763
      @cyansloth1763 5 лет назад +2

      I love Sweden and I love Svenska. The first time I heard Robyn Carlsson interviewing in Swedish I fell in love with the language and now I learn it with Duolingo ❤️ Jag älskar

    • @christinesharland8478
      @christinesharland8478 5 лет назад

      I'm sure this works in every language.........trying to figure out if you know where they live But why............ who knows ??! Maybe in the sea of strangers we want to find someone who has something in common.......

    • @joperhop
      @joperhop 5 лет назад +2

      Ah sweden, where? Where? Do you know IKEA?

    • @carolynworthington8996
      @carolynworthington8996 4 года назад

      Alienisadj I would love to overhear that conversation!

  • @Symbol-of-Hope
    @Symbol-of-Hope 5 лет назад +14

    This guy is just the BEST comedian EVER!

  • @marcusrakyat8891
    @marcusrakyat8891 5 лет назад +72

    Love Michael show for very long time. Always have fresh idea on his joke.

  • @RitzyCupcake
    @RitzyCupcake 5 лет назад +18

    Omg everything he says is pure gold!

  • @annsmith9196
    @annsmith9196 5 лет назад +329

    Send those bus drivers over here to Canada, we will teach them how to drive in the snow! 8 seconds haha

    • @adavelaar
      @adavelaar 5 лет назад +8

      I was thinking the same. We get 25cm of snow overnight and are still taking the bus or driving to work.

    • @maddykrieg222
      @maddykrieg222 5 лет назад

      @@adavelaar 2 feet.....?

    • @kyramainer3315
      @kyramainer3315 5 лет назад +2

      Not to Vancouver, no one knows to drive in a few inches of snow here XD

    • @Clothmom1
      @Clothmom1 5 лет назад +10

      I live in the Seattle area of the United States which has a similar climate to London. I grew up in the Midwest so I know hard core snow. Let me tell you that in our climate with the paltry or nonexistent snow-removal equipment that the government agencies have is utter chaos! It rains on the snow, the snow isn’t removed, it forms a hopelessly deep slushy mess that is nearly impossible to drive in without a four-wheel drive vehicle or at least snow tires. Nobody is going to buy and put on snow tires or chains for 3 days of snow each year. Last year the children didn’t do to school for 2 weeks in February. Ugh!!!

    • @silvanaworrall8716
      @silvanaworrall8716 5 лет назад +1

      It's not the drivers so much as the buses themselves breakdown and the sheer lack of equipment to clear the roads

  • @rc_p5192
    @rc_p5192 4 года назад +10

    Imaginary bus is probably the best bit I’ve ever heard 😭

  • @emmas5000
    @emmas5000 4 года назад +5

    The way he describes the tube is so funny. I remember those crazy days pre pandemic. It was mental but getting dangerous. Something had to reset somewhere

  • @007one
    @007one 5 лет назад +28

    NOBODY NEEDS TO GO HOME THIS BADLY 🤣

  • @hc8843
    @hc8843 5 лет назад +8

    I found him this year. So glad I did. Lots to watch! I feel lucky 😁😁😁

  • @marlene-rr2ih
    @marlene-rr2ih Год назад +1

    Michael McIntyre is my favorite, funniest, smartest comedian of all time!

  • @leeh5812
    @leeh5812 5 лет назад +32

    The walking bus story is hilarious 😂😂

  • @xueyizhou7926
    @xueyizhou7926 4 года назад +8

    The bus joke just killed me. He is soooo funny!!

  • @chesterlester5770
    @chesterlester5770 5 лет назад +11

    Went to one of Michael’s shows which didn’t feature on TV, looking around at the arena excited to see him in real life but didn’t realise I was sitting next to my Headteacher and sat through the show in an awkward but enjoyable way 😂

  • @s_vlog1018
    @s_vlog1018 4 года назад +11

    Hello everyone, it’s 7:54 in the morning and I have come on this to see Michael McIntyre run across the stage and make jokes about public transport! Nice! Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @claudiap.53
    @claudiap.53 4 года назад +3

    I don't really like most comedians but thanks to Facebook's recommendation I'm here. He's great.
    Greetings from Germany 👍

  • @shimashimmer5081
    @shimashimmer5081 4 года назад +5

    Bless his heart for making such genius jokes and comedy

  • @myapinion7532
    @myapinion7532 5 лет назад +6

    I think it's his very posh accent that makes his style so good. Very funny, very likeable guy.

  • @lenaroma320
    @lenaroma320 4 года назад +5

    I have a long list of things I should be doing but instead I've been sucked into binge watching his videos for the last 2hrs lol.

  • @jackywong2656
    @jackywong2656 5 лет назад +33

    Thank you Michael, for always making me happy :)

  • @steveshuffle
    @steveshuffle 4 года назад +6

    This his first major appearance that made him, rightly so, famous!

  • @user-bg3nr7we9v
    @user-bg3nr7we9v 3 года назад

    Thank You What a gift.

  • @noah-jw1nk
    @noah-jw1nk 3 года назад +6

    michael says the simplest things and it’s funny

  • @deborahdanielson8901
    @deborahdanielson8901 4 года назад +4

    During ever extending quarantine, this guy has been a sanity saver; thanks for the laughs🎉😂😂

  • @gsue33
    @gsue33 4 года назад +2

    Every day I enjoy his jokes over and over.

  • @louisgeorge4467
    @louisgeorge4467 4 года назад +33

    Michael: it should be one in one out
    Covid-19: I got you bro

    • @aviadeloi498
      @aviadeloi498 4 года назад +1

      Exactly what I was thinking XD

  • @brookwilliams9448
    @brookwilliams9448 2 года назад +1

    Thank you Michael for giving me my laughter back.

  • @Ron.S.
    @Ron.S. 5 лет назад +118

    It’s unbelievable that his jokes about real life trivial things are funnier than made up story jokes like the last one

    • @allyd-moon2875
      @allyd-moon2875 4 года назад +4

      It's not made up, that kind of thing actually happens 😂😂

    • @marywood8794
      @marywood8794 4 года назад +2

      It's a nice break from politics...especially this year!

  • @Cariad22
    @Cariad22 3 года назад +2

    I love the description of group thought it's hilariously accurate 😂

  • @virginieb20
    @virginieb20 4 года назад +7

    “I’d love to chat but this is my stop” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lee-annebarrett366
    @lee-annebarrett366 3 года назад +1

    Hysterical. I used to get that reaction in Earls Court pubs aka kangaroo valley in the 1970s about where l came from in Australia by Australians

  • @cyndianderson7056
    @cyndianderson7056 3 года назад +6

    I remember I was on a bus once, years ago. I was trying to get off, avoiding arms, legs, baby carriages, and accidentally smacked a woman in the head. 😬😳" I'm so sorry, ma'am!" I ran off the bus like the hounds of hell were chasing me. Lol.

  • @janespurgeon3658
    @janespurgeon3658 Год назад

    Makes me laugh every time ❤

  • @ivanolsen7966
    @ivanolsen7966 5 лет назад +15

    4:11 ...a woman overflowed ........... HYSTERICAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @stevenponte6655
    @stevenponte6655 Год назад

    Oh man this came out the month I moved to London. It was so funny. I have been a fan every since.😊

  • @susanjohnson9795
    @susanjohnson9795 4 года назад +3

    He just slays me and it. Thinks outloud and lets our everyday thoughts come to life. Also USA

  • @TheDJHoller
    @TheDJHoller 5 лет назад +43

    The last sketch would have made a good story for "Would I Lie To You?"

  • @elvinadhludhlu5380
    @elvinadhludhlu5380 5 лет назад +184

    Noooo, Where's the flapping haiiirrr???

    • @aspiknf
      @aspiknf 5 лет назад +2

      Maybe he’s an illuminati clone

    • @MystiqueHorizon
      @MystiqueHorizon 5 лет назад +1

      He's too young. Lol

  • @cynthiajoeverett5798
    @cynthiajoeverett5798 Год назад

    Thank you. You are hilarious. So good to laugh out loud.

  • @zacleeson2015
    @zacleeson2015 5 лет назад +51

    And in the north... we have new trains with less seats for the comfort of passengers haha!

  • @8888-9
    @8888-9 4 года назад +3

    Billy Connolly and now, for me, this amazingly hilarious guy!

  • @Creativetruths
    @Creativetruths 12 дней назад

    I remember being around 18, taking the bus to go to school and being used to standing up since it was always so full. Suddenly, the bus driver gets into a corner way to fast, and i know, standing in the middle of the bus in the back, nothing to hang on too , I was surely going to go down. I then, screamed to my friend, « Give me the finger » instead of saying, please give me your hand! Let’s say everyone in the bus, was laughing real hard! 40 years later, she still laughs at me when we talk about it. 😂😂😂

  • @tomhogan3843
    @tomhogan3843 4 года назад +2

    I kept laughing at that last one for a good 2 minutes after the video ended!

  • @riskie2773
    @riskie2773 5 лет назад +9

    This guy turned mayhem in London into a heaven😂

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j 4 года назад +4

    I have to admit I'm the same with the doors on the train also he does a great train noise lol 🚉

  • @dennismartin2407
    @dennismartin2407 4 года назад +1

    Michael McIntyre best comedian around.

  • @lucasaaglansk
    @lucasaaglansk 4 года назад +2

    That buss story killed me, I bursted out in laughter!

  • @theepebble214
    @theepebble214 5 лет назад +2

    when he said "he took the hit" I lost it, i cant breathe, my ribs hurt

  • @sc882tt
    @sc882tt 5 лет назад +7

    Walking behind the bus driver 😂😂

  • @sammyryan8161
    @sammyryan8161 5 лет назад +53

    I’m in my favourite city of them all --!!!!

  • @Amradye
    @Amradye 4 года назад +1

    Bless your funny heart!

  • @shape-shiftingcatandhermin2508
    @shape-shiftingcatandhermin2508 5 лет назад +44

    😂😂😂😂😂 Michael is one of the most genuinely funny people out there, doesn't need to fill his act with profanity & toilet humour to get a laugh like half the so called comedians out there..........yes I mean you Jimmy yaaaawn Carr 😑😑😤

  • @helenj2064
    @helenj2064 5 лет назад +9

    Was it Dan Howell who got his head stuck in the train 😂😂

  • @emmahayward7668
    @emmahayward7668 5 лет назад +4

    I guess when you go up north things change COMPLETELY!
    STORYTIME:
    Me and my mum were trying to get on a train in Newcastle but it was full so we almost gave up but then in one carriage this random guy was shouting ‘move back! Let these women on’ and we ended up getting on the train and it was VERY SQUISHED. No-one was reading, everyone was talking about the footy match even if they didn’t know each other (probably cuz there was a Newcastle match and they won). Me and my mum stood there kinda awkwardly as we don’t support Newcastle but Geordies seem like friendly people, one even got up of his seat to let me have instead :)

  • @sitijones2582
    @sitijones2582 5 лет назад +6

    The imaginary bus is hilarious!!!!

  • @Sarafara7
    @Sarafara7 5 лет назад +5

    I was dying after the first 30 seconds LOL

  • @cisium1184
    @cisium1184 3 года назад

    The bus bit is brilliant.

  • @lee-annebarrett366
    @lee-annebarrett366 Год назад

    His humour is helping me through some pretty tough times. After 40 yeaes of marriage my husband has become suddenly and seriously sick and wont becoming home. So many memories are come flooding in and the tears are just streaming down everyday.

  • @oakstrong1
    @oakstrong1 5 лет назад +8

    Michael learnt what a walking bus is: lots of school children go to school with it. 😃

  • @hamir712
    @hamir712 3 года назад +1

    The bus one was on point and he made me hilarious. Unfortunately this exactly happens when it snows. Mind you it rarely snows here in England and when it does everything is lockoffffff

  • @luminair11
    @luminair11 5 лет назад +2

    Brilliant comedy....love MM!!!! ♥

  • @pendolino_pete4621
    @pendolino_pete4621 5 лет назад +17

    Yes sooooo relatable

  • @valzvinyatskovsky393
    @valzvinyatskovsky393 4 года назад +1

    Spotlight operators must be having a blast

  • @Nana-vi4rd
    @Nana-vi4rd 4 года назад +6

    I love your comic style, wish I could see one of your shows in person. Unfortunately I live in Erwin Tennessee in the U.S.. And I live on Social Security which isn't very much, just barely enough to pay my bills. Nothing for extras like going to a movie or a comic show. Thanks for uploading bits of your shows. If I'm feel down, I watch one of your videos and am laughing and happy once again. Thank you so much, God Bless you and yours.

  • @rakheimbarrowes5925
    @rakheimbarrowes5925 4 года назад +3

    4:37 whoever plays smite. He sounded like when the default voice pack says “ Save yourself”

  • @sharonmullins1957
    @sharonmullins1957 5 лет назад +11

    "The run up", and the entire bus stop. Where did he get that processing ability? I watch 1 of his videos - sure he can't top it, and then he does. I am laughing so hard, my stomach hurts - and this is the 2nd time I watched it.

  • @agnescleary2312
    @agnescleary2312 3 года назад

    Whereabouts,whereabouts, whereabouts!!!! LOL...NYC same!

  • @rewrose2838
    @rewrose2838 4 года назад +3

    I was laughing so hard it actually hurts😂

  • @kenpole1840
    @kenpole1840 4 года назад +2

    A worthy successor to Robin Williams, who forever shall be missed.

  • @neonskyline1
    @neonskyline1 5 лет назад +4

    British People and snow, it's astounding. The three funniest People i've ever seen are Michael, George Carlin and Chris Rock, it doesn't get better, Britain however has the funniest humour in general

  • @timsamanthony
    @timsamanthony 5 лет назад +11

    Compilation isn't the word I would use

    • @optimusprime4090
      @optimusprime4090 5 лет назад +1

      I did start to wonder half way through when the next clip would start 😂😂😂

  • @28highlife
    @28highlife 5 лет назад +4

    You're too much Michael 😂

  • @allylou8514
    @allylou8514 3 года назад

    Michael brilliant 😁 💖👍

  • @Bromhildy
    @Bromhildy 3 года назад

    I lived in Muswell Hill. And I worked in Sainsburys. Like 40 years ago. Lol.

  • @mysticmayhem5407
    @mysticmayhem5407 2 года назад

    the walking bus gets me laughing in tears everytime...
    🤣

  • @ivanolsen7966
    @ivanolsen7966 4 года назад

    4:11 one woman overflowed...(trying to type while chuckling) LOL x 100

  • @marklipner2325
    @marklipner2325 4 года назад +5

    How is he so funny! I listen to him instead of tv 📺! 😂🤣

  • @Emily.R.W
    @Emily.R.W Год назад

    The best trains are the ones to Cheltenham during Peaky Blinders Week.
    Everyone becomes sardines on those days. Especially since it was also St. Patrick’s Day this year.

  • @kan0762
    @kan0762 5 лет назад +22

    Can't believe no one helped the guy that got hit by the train doors ..💀

    • @CleanTeamSolutions
      @CleanTeamSolutions 5 лет назад +8

      It's London. Unfortunately most have forgotten what it's like to help a total stranger.

    • @kan0762
      @kan0762 5 лет назад +1

      @@CleanTeamSolutions ya that's sad to hear

    • @cawiltu
      @cawiltu 5 лет назад +5

      Londoners were equally rude 62 years ago when I was 13 and visited there

    • @tazask7269
      @tazask7269 5 лет назад +5

      @SEAN INGRAM urrmmm Sean you stood alone except for the millions of common wealth soldiers (Indian Subcontinent, Africa, Australia, New Zealand etc) and the Soviet Union!!!!!!

  • @shannahuffman4655
    @shannahuffman4655 2 года назад

    Snowing for 8 seconds , haha