One of the amazing things about Switzerland besides the beautiful cities and great landscapes was the public toilets! I almost got teary-eyed by how clean even the most isolated public toilet was. With finished rolls all neatly put aside in a line on a shelf. And the motorway toilets! I thought: Did I step into a spa by mistake? Rock walls, soft lights, relaxing music. Sure you had to pay one franc to get in but it was well-worthed.
I had never heard of him before. Watched him for the first time on my laptop and had to put my coffee aside before I did a spit take on it. I wish I had been warned just how funny he really is!! I’ve watched a bunch of his other videos, too.
Someone needs to mention those toilet cubicles where you need to have the body width of a pencil to walk into the cubicle and close the door again. Many doors practically touch the toilet pan as you open them and you are forced to stand in a piss puddle in the corner, whilst you reach behind you to close the door again. If you are wearing a backpack, you have to take it off, levitate it in front of you as you enter, stand in the piss puddle, retract your arm then close the door. Oh and not forgetting the missing or broken coat hook so you have to ponder the health risk of putting it on the pissy floor!
I’ve seen several of those sheets of paper on the door where the bathroom has been cleaned, according to the paper, 15 minutes (or more) into the future!! Convenience stores across America have figured out what scientists can’t; time travel! 😉
I never thought I would say this to a man I've not met, but, Michael, I will forever think of you every time I enter a public restroom from now until I either did or Alzheimer's claims my memory. (and I will never enter the sea again.......ever)
It's like that anywhere. A college teacher did that in the cubicle and walked away and chose another cubicle. I was just standing there drying my hands xD
I think I can explain his question about where the look seats are. Basically over many months of people shuffling their bums across it, eventually, it just breaks off. But then why isn't it lying on the floor next to the loo? One night a member of the cleaning crew finds it and throws it in the rubbish, either because they want it out the way so they can clean the floor or because they just didn't understand what it was. Cleaners don't get paid enough to bother reporting a broken loo seat and if they leave it they worry they might get a telling-off from their supervisor.
In my opinion, peeing in the sea is gross. Especially if there are people swimming near by. I do love Michael tho, so friggin funny. Would love to meet him.
I was in the most terrifying public bathroom recently. I think the floor retreats to clean it so Everything from the floor to the ceiling was soaking wet. Of course this meant that the handbag holder, against the wall, was useless. So you get toilet paper so your coat and bag aren’t washed by bathroom wall water then sit on the loo and it sank 2 inches. I’ve never been so glad to leave ever. Have been in bathrooms that need you to activate by kneeing it, good for practicing self defence and others where the motion sensor dot was almost invisible, that line of people was basically literal.
There have been multiple times where I have been showering and all of a sudden having the light just turn off when im in the middle of putting in shampoo or some shit and then it wont turn on again and Im just stuck in this dark pit of darkness until im done Its quite unpleasant Edit: A public-ish bathroom that is. Not my own.
The funniest comedian at the present time. The nice thing is he doesn't feel the need to swear every other word or mock or insult people .....Frankie Boyle take note .
I wait for the moment, when the flush is connected to the internet and initiated via button in an app, and the correct button for the lamp, the ventilation and the soap dispenser are to be found via Bluetooth.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 A gentle Ladie's voice over the speakers: "For further knowledge about the filling stand of the soap dispenser and the realtime-countdown of the remaining meters of toiletpaper, please log in to the McDonald's system via VPN-connection. We now wish you all the best, good Luck, and a pleasant 5 minutes in the cool bluelight atmosphere. Thank you." 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 PS: sorry for any spelling mistakes, I am not a native speaker 😅
How is it that service station and rest stop toilets (I'm referring to Australian ones but they sound similar) are almost always so much filthier than the squat toilets in places like China town when I lived in malaysia?! People stand on the sides and use a hose to clean themselves, but they were still cleaner (and, insanely, usually drier!)!
I went on a road trip in Asia with my relatives and we stopped to use the washroom. For some reason, the cubicles are in rooms, but the top slit of the doors are too long. There are stairs to the toilet in all the cubicles (which the toilet are the ones where you crouch over), so if you look at the slit, you'll see someone doing their business lmao like my mom had to stand in front of the door so nobody would glance at me peeing 😂 who even designed this 😭
In reference to the thumbnail, now Michael i didn't want you to panic, in the thumbnail i can clearly see 2 turkey's crawling up your legs. Given that the picture was taken in the loo, it's your own business what you do, what ever floats your boat ;) Just remember what happened to Richard Gere 😜
I remember must have been back in the 90's New Years day. We went to Fremantle the whole place was a mess I went to a toilet and shit was everywhere even up the walls and some crappy undies hanging up. A real mess, I had no choice. I stood on top of the toilet and just let it go and it went all over everything, I couldn't wash my hands.. It was so bad it got a big write up in the West Australian news paper.
American toilet doors are the worst. I walked out of a cubicle and there was a queuing woman facing the side gap. When I was there I used to try and get end cubicles.
I don't get why men's toilets are so filthy and I'm a man. I mean do these guys piss all over the floor and up the walls, decorate everything with random bits of toilet paper and never flush a shit at home?! ... And if I'm so drunk I can't aim anymore I sit down. It's not difficult XD
honestly, the womens bathroom can be gross to. similar to the mens, except without the pee on the wall and then of course the blood which is gross. idk why people are nasty.
A mother was telling her doctor how her three year old peed the bed a few times every week. The doctor told her that it wasn't very unusual. Her reply was "Not unusual? From the top of the wardrobe?"
He is winning at observational comedy - truly a work of art. Pissing myself every time lol
Couldn't find a loo then?
Dãndy Liõn 😂😂
Just don't do it on the seats LOL
So it was you.. -.-
@@Gherkinlife or the sea 😂
why is it there is always someone who finds the need to sit in the cubicle next to you when there is 4 other empty cubicles 😂
Because that is the second cleanest one after yours
Ironically named tinkle too lol.
@@Gherkinlife hehe :P
The Deal or No Deal runner up.
The same reason they decide to park their car right next to you, when you and deliberately tried to park away from people. 🙄
Usually I don't find toilet jokes funny, but has always Michael McIntyre made me laugh.
T Iger cuz you’re the one who pees and poops everywhere except the toilet 😂😂😂
You can say it was toilet humour.
Who else spends 5 minutes trying to find a clean cubicle in a public toilet.😂
Yup,
Dev Patel that and checking the lock to make sure you don’t get stuck in there😳
Dev Patel - impossible... I hold... unless on long haul flight :/
Q@@Huntedj20
i scour every single cubicle on EVERY floor of a mall until i find the "perfect" one. if not i'll just hold it in😂
This man is the funniest man alive.
(Edit) ik it's only 41 likes but it's the most I've got on a comment so thanks.
I love Michael McIntyre
I've listened to the same jokes many times yet it's still funny as heck.
I don't think there are many comedians who are timeless as he is.
His hability to make people laugh is boundless! I'm Brazilian, live in Brazil and still, he is my favourite comedian!
He's probably the only comedian whose whole bit is just to state everyday things people do and make it HILARIOUS 😅
@Boris Erdogan hmm. I think other observational comedians kinda mix it up a bit though. This is literally all Michael McIntyre does.
How about Jerry Seinfeld? All observational comedy.
Billy Connely
Peter Kay
Lee Evans
McIntyre is the most relatable comedian! He beats every American comedian.
Ben Fadhil American comedians aren’t even funny, compared to the Brits, IMHO.
@@podiapod888 that because American comedy is not funny to us brits
@@spoon8179 well it would if they spoke english
@@copperrose4376 How bout Matthew Perry?
I find American comedy funny. I dont think they need to get our dry humour,its still funny in itself
Every bit of his performance is funny, the jokes, the floppy hair, the intonation...
One of the most iconic comedians ever.
The toilet seat run was hilarious🤣
I found it very funny too.
I love how he turned a little mistake into a whole extra joke 😂
which mistake?
He did?
The toilet door not going above your head??
One of the amazing things about Switzerland besides the beautiful cities and great landscapes was the public toilets! I almost got teary-eyed by how clean even the most isolated public toilet was. With finished rolls all neatly put aside in a line on a shelf. And the motorway toilets! I thought: Did I step into a spa by mistake? Rock walls, soft lights, relaxing music. Sure you had to pay one franc to get in but it was well-worthed.
Mission impossible: Try to eat while watching Michael McIntyre
i know he puts you off
@@jobloggs5248 no, because I can't stop laughing
I learned the hard way not to pull cones while listening to Michael McIntyre.
I had never heard of him before. Watched him for the first time on my laptop and had to put my coffee aside before I did a spit take on it. I wish I had been warned just how funny he really is!! I’ve watched a bunch of his other videos, too.
Someone needs to mention those toilet cubicles where you need to have the body width of a pencil to walk into the cubicle and close the door again.
Many doors practically touch the toilet pan as you open them and you are forced to stand in a piss puddle in the corner, whilst you reach behind you to close the door again.
If you are wearing a backpack, you have to take it off, levitate it in front of you as you enter, stand in the piss puddle, retract your arm then close the door.
Oh and not forgetting the missing or broken coat hook so you have to ponder the health risk of putting it on the pissy floor!
Haha yes! I always make sure the stall has the hook for my purse or I won't use it!
Ross Yes!
And the lack of toilet paper in the holder forcing you to fish inside your wallet for used receipts and scraps of paper to wipe your ass with.
And the lack of toilet paper in the holder forcing you to fish inside your wallet for used receipts and scraps of paper to wipe your ass with.
It's even worse at airports, where people will certainly have some kind of luggage and there's just not enough room in the cubicles.
I’m on the toilet as I’m watching and I’ve never laughed so hard at something so relatable
The toilet door description got my in tears of laughter
Oh my gosh... I have tears running down my face... My family is wondering if I am OK. Laughing and crying at the same time. Great compellation.
Hahahahahahahaha
So hilarious !!
The fact that it is so true makes it so much funnier and how you deliver it.
You are fabulous
The Tai chi comment about the tap is so true 😂😂
0:00 - 4:18
This was one of my favourite bits of the DVD. I was in stitches 😂😂
"DEAL!"🤣 I know that feeling. My 12 year old learned the hard way to check for to toilet paper BEFOREHAND.
Never did I think I needed to see a Saturday night TV host and comedian rant about public shitting.
Funniest guy ever! I can watch him and laugh my heads out any time
Favourite comedian ❤️💙
Gives Michael in the bathroom a whole new meaning
Omg I love michael!..he makes me laugh everytime!..
Good god look at the calf’s on that guy!!😂🤣😂
I'm a gal, but seriously, I'm the 'creepy guy' that loves those Dyson airblades. I love 'em to bits and I'm convinced I creep people out
Brilliant. Have seen Michael live. Amazing.
Michael YOU ARE the funniest guy ever ,,,, I am going to die laughing 😂 ❤️
The KING of comedy
When I was little, I picked up a toilet seat, realised it was heavy and dropped it on the floor. It smashed.
Great observation and dares to say the things we daren't 😀
He's so right! 🤣😂🤣😂
hey welcome to my world....i clean loos for a living 🤣🤣 and guarantee you that you clean them and then 5 mins later are filthy again 🤣
I was once in China and there wasn't any doors in the ladies toilets! I had to pee next to my boyfriend's mom. 😅
I’ve seen several of those sheets of paper on the door where the bathroom has been cleaned, according to the paper, 15 minutes (or more) into the future!! Convenience stores across America have figured out what scientists can’t; time travel! 😉
like the backup! lol!
Asif he was in a public toilet in his great life, living legend 💯🔥
Omg he is brilliant!
He is so normal I love it
I never thought I would say this to a man I've not met, but, Michael, I will forever think of you every time I enter a public restroom from now until I either did or Alzheimer's claims my memory.
(and I will never enter the sea again.......ever)
It's like that anywhere. A college teacher did that in the cubicle and walked away and chose another cubicle. I was just standing there drying my hands xD
I think I can explain his question about where the look seats are.
Basically over many months of people shuffling their bums across it, eventually, it just breaks off.
But then why isn't it lying on the floor next to the loo? One night a member of the cleaning crew finds it and throws it in the rubbish, either because they want it out the way so they can clean the floor or because they just didn't understand what it was.
Cleaners don't get paid enough to bother reporting a broken loo seat and if they leave it they worry they might get a telling-off from their supervisor.
In my opinion, peeing in the sea is gross. Especially if there are people swimming near by. I do love Michael tho, so friggin funny. Would love to meet him.
Then I got some hard news to break to ya about all the fish/sea life....
Wayward Goddess Ha Ha Ha!
Taichi with the touchless tap is true!
3:49 how hot are the lights on stage!
You got us
Amen my lord
I was in the most terrifying public bathroom recently. I think the floor retreats to clean it so Everything from the floor to the ceiling was soaking wet. Of course this meant that the handbag holder, against the wall, was useless. So you get toilet paper so your coat and bag aren’t washed by bathroom wall water then sit on the loo and it sank 2 inches. I’ve never been so glad to leave ever.
Have been in bathrooms that need you to activate by kneeing it, good for practicing self defence and others where the motion sensor dot was almost invisible, that line of people was basically literal.
There have been multiple times where I have been showering and all of a sudden having the light just turn off when im in the middle of putting in shampoo or some shit and then it wont turn on again and Im just stuck in this dark pit of darkness until im done
Its quite unpleasant
Edit: A public-ish bathroom that is. Not my own.
the loo doors goes to our ankles!
The funniest comedian at the present time. The nice thing is he doesn't feel the need to swear every other word or mock or insult people .....Frankie Boyle take note .
As someone who travels on the road alot - service station toilet 🚽 stories are close to home
Where are these restroom stalls? LMAO I've never came across a toilet that had a missing toilet seat.
The standing on the beach peeing into the water? My son did that after the adults with him told him it’s ok to pee in the ocean 🙄
Ive had the motion sensor situation whilst in the toilet. Terrifying. The light’s just turned off - I thought there was a power cut or something
Hilarious 😂😂
I went to this toilets and the lights were on a timer/senser. And when the lights go out it's dark, as I discovered while sitting there.
That Dyson hand drier is scary and I never want to go to leigh delemare again, TERRIFYING HAND DRIERS
Hilarious!!!!
Brilliant
I just noticed he has changed his hair. Previously parting from left to right. Now right to left. Wonderfull news.
I wait for the moment, when the flush is connected to the internet and initiated via button in an app, and the correct button for the lamp, the ventilation and the soap dispenser are to be found via Bluetooth.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
A gentle Ladie's voice over the speakers:
"For further knowledge about the filling stand of the soap dispenser and the realtime-countdown of the remaining meters of toiletpaper, please log in to the McDonald's system via VPN-connection.
We now wish you all the best, good Luck, and a pleasant 5 minutes in the cool bluelight atmosphere. Thank you."
🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
PS: sorry for any spelling mistakes, I am not a native speaker 😅
Imagine how the homeless feel
Hilarious...
How is it that service station and rest stop toilets (I'm referring to Australian ones but they sound similar) are almost always so much filthier than the squat toilets in places like China town when I lived in malaysia?! People stand on the sides and use a hose to clean themselves, but they were still cleaner (and, insanely, usually drier!)!
George Costanza's idea
(including iToilet)
Hand dryers in Britain are quiet?! No fair! Ours in the U.S are loud as heck! SO annoying.
Even better than Jerry Seinfeld. 👍👍👍❤️🇨🇦
Modern Public Toilets - so unnecessarily complicated and you have to wonder what some peoples home loo's are like!!
I went on a road trip in Asia with my relatives and we stopped to use the washroom. For some reason, the cubicles are in rooms, but the top slit of the doors are too long. There are stairs to the toilet in all the cubicles (which the toilet are the ones where you crouch over), so if you look at the slit, you'll see someone doing their business lmao like my mom had to stand in front of the door so nobody would glance at me peeing 😂 who even designed this 😭
First bit reminded me of Seinfeld.
This is kAk funny from Mitchell s plain 😂😂😂
In reference to the thumbnail, now Michael i didn't want you to panic, in the thumbnail i can clearly see 2 turkey's crawling up your legs.
Given that the picture was taken in the loo, it's your own business what you do, what ever floats your boat ;)
Just remember what happened to Richard Gere 😜
he would know all about that
I remember must have been back in the 90's New Years day. We went to Fremantle the whole place was a mess I went to a toilet and shit was everywhere even up the walls and some crappy undies hanging up. A real mess, I had no choice. I stood on top of the toilet and just let it go and it went all over everything, I couldn't wash my hands.. It was so bad it got a big write up in the West Australian news paper.
LOOsing battle?!
I can't stand pissing in water, makes me feel like i'm wetting the bed.
Hi
Possibly the funniest observer going
Im unable to pee in the urinals only the private toilets
😄
😂
American toilet doors are the worst. I walked out of a cubicle and there was a queuing woman facing the side gap. When I was there I used to try and get end cubicles.
The sound in this video is a bit low
The worst part with sensors: u take a shit, u move, the loo washes ur ass. C'mon...
Toilet humour, only Britain
Binod btw
It’s obvious Fred and George Weasley stole the Seat for ginny
Seriously, the most relatable comedian in existence.
Except for lee evans
@@purplez4785 who is lee evans?
I actually think that Rowan Atkinson is the funniest
Rowan Atkinson and Michael MacIntyre are the best
He's very much like Jasper Carrot with a bit of Lee Evens thrown in.
Icheal Ackinkacker back for another absolute banger
🦷
Its not Icheal Akinkacker its icheal Ackinkacker
Hamish Donaldson *confused face of the receptionist intensifies*
Sir would you like a wan kee??
Jessica J one of his best joke no joke
I've always loved how Michael makes us laugh at our everyday lives but I just realised that he is highlighting the utter absurdities of our society.
I don't get why men's toilets are so filthy and I'm a man. I mean do these guys piss all over the floor and up the walls, decorate everything with random bits of toilet paper and never flush a shit at home?!
... And if I'm so drunk I can't aim anymore I sit down. It's not difficult XD
honestly, the womens bathroom can be gross to. similar to the mens, except without the pee on the wall and then of course the blood which is gross.
idk why people are nasty.
Watching this man is hazardous to my health. I laugh so hard I basically stop breathing!! How does he know so much about my life???
Have you ever been to a school bathroom, if there is a door you have one the jackpot
Dean Barton or a toilet in general
If you find one with out shit and piss and Jordan’s number on the wall. FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT GAY, AND DONT WANT A GOOD TIME! Jesus Christ
what I like about you Michael is that you treat the audience with respect unlike other comedians. Keep on going... good luck!
A mother was telling her doctor how her three year old peed the bed a few times every week. The doctor told her that it wasn't very unusual. Her reply was "Not unusual? From the top of the wardrobe?"