Compilation of Michael's Best Jokes About Sports | Michael McIntyre
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- Опубликовано: 28 май 2024
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His observation on cricket and tennis is spot on.
The ball boys especially😂😂
@@ultraviolet6989 The type of player he describes sounds like Nadal
Deplorable D only on test cricket, T20 cricket is more entertaining than most other sports
@Elementary Watson EXACTLY!!!!!!!
@Elementary Watson yes
His body movements are just the most hilarious medium of communicating a joke!! Truly adorable!!
This guy's probs the only straight guy who can get away with acting this camp 😂
+ jack Whitehall
Yeah but Jack is camp
Russell Kane
David Walliams on Britains got talent
Tidgy but he’s straight - op said straight man and jack is straight so he can act camp
As a gymnast his joke about working with diagonals is sooo accurate and funny
And the biiig step that applies to both men’s and women’s!
Yesssss
I’m from the States. How can you NOT love the British when you learn about Michael McIntyre?! Awesome. They are so lucky to have him. Amazing. I just wish they would share him for awhile. You can tell he loves his family. His wife and children. That’s rare anymore. Especially where I am from. God Bless the man and his family. God Bless his wife and children. 💖💖💖💖💖
No offence but Michael is all ours 😂😂
ok boomer
Micheal is ours
Shanan Alexander Michael McIntyre will be at the Radio City Music Hall, New York City on February 1, 2020.(Wikipedia.org).
@@necymamaril3735 I wonder how thay went 🤔
I'm never gonna think about man United or man city the same again😂😂😂
No one has since 😂😂
#6
That’s the way I’ve always thought of them. Especially United. Overpaid losers.
Won’t lie, us Arsenal are losing all the time but at least we know what we’re worth
Inr
@@Ron.S. 4th place?
All sport would benefit if McIntyre was an actual sports commentator 😆
He would have been killed first day by extremist sport fans tho.. they are animals
How is it that he takes the mundane everyday things and makes then hilarious.
‘Tossing off a man behind you’ just so funny 😂 😂
No one gonna mention how accurate the ‘at the end of the day’ observation was.
I did enjoy that one quite a lot
This guy has never been not funny so far as I have seen his clips. Loved it all.
"Still not happy with the condition of the ball" lmao true. Also to Swing the ball isn't that easy mate haha 😂
He is the only man that makes me cry and laugh at the same time 💜
The cricket bit at the end was perfection😂👌
Lol agreed
Love to hear Michael laugh at his own jokes.
Laughed out loud for sure on the sports bit. STOP FAFFING. It's actually the reason I don't like sports.
No - the only reason you don’t like sports is because you sucked at school and was bullied as the result of it, Caroline Milam.
I experienced this first hand.
U suck at it that's why
@@TCBumby People may not like sports for different reasons than you
Love how you say you laughed at the sports bit, isn’t this all the sports bit??? 😂
charles charlie Suck what?
2:33 looks like a graceful penguin .
A hula dancing penguin maybe ??
0:31 - great dancing!
He is absolutely adorable!
💞😂💖😂💞
nothing i love more than watching this guy dance
Rugby players sketch was best.
This man should be knighted simply for being funny.
He would find a great joke about that too
I would love to see his take on American sports. As an American sports fan I think that would be hilarious. He is one of the funniest dudes I have ever seen.
Basketball would be a good one haha, or Ice Hockey
I’m a cricketer and I approve this message 👍
He is SO funny! Love him!
He’s just so funny! Loved seeing him live in Sydney a few months back!
I died when he mentioned the faffing in cricket 😂 I play cricket and honestly the games are usually 5 hours long depending on what age level your playing it. It is really fun though
It was hilarious lmao. I play 50 over games which takes like 8 hours and I'm a bowler who is a bit guilty of faffing. I love it though I'd play 5 day games is I could
LMAO the description of cricket!! Lmao complete Accuracy!
Michael is SPOT ON with sports! It's so pointless lol 🤣🤣🤣 He's awesome 🙌🏽👍🏾
Meanwhile athletes get paid millions but nurses, police, firefighters, etc.. get paid zilch to save lives and risk their own life. I still cannot believe there's volunteer firefighters, they should get paid sportsman wages! 🙌🏽
Love Michael. He said fluffliest lol. Whatever he said it's funny regardless
he really needs to watch some baseball for the ultimate 'faffing' (however you spell it lol)
Golf is definitely just faffing about.
@@evillyn7895 dont you knock golf!!! it's the best thing to watch on a sunday morning whilst nursing a hangover loll
One of the funniest sports scenes in a movie is Naked Gun's baseball finale and Frank Dreben's umpire, but no faffing there! :-D
@@hongkongbeat2164 bahahahahaha
Nah mate, cricket is basically baseball but with *more* faffing. Which is why games can last for days.... No sport should last for days ffs...
Everything happens at the end of the day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I woke up... At the end of the day 🤣
Ackle ackintyre
Jordan Austin
Yup his dentist routine is my favorite!!!
"Mister Ackle Ackinkaka?"
Winchester Sister my kids are big fans.... but me and my wife aren’t. AND HE PIT ME OUT
acka ackinckaker
Ackle Ackinckacker
For just a few seconds starting at 6:15 he breaks into an impression of Al Murray :)
as a gymnast and tennis player, i love this.
As a massive Rugby and Cricket Fan I found his jokes so funny and clever
Why cricket is dying in England
@@shushantdubey9220 It's not really. I've played cricket through the age groups and its been getting more popular from what I've seen. Hopefully when the hundred starts it'll bring in even more young fans but test matches are the elite.
South African?
the wanting to cut and put the flowers in water is 1000% accurate for me.
Michael is my spirit animal 💕💕. He is awesome 👏
"Football is all action." Yeah, but the men's game is basically dives and free kicks every 5 seconds.
NO MAN ALIVE is this funny...and that cute dancing stuff
Michael is such a natural at sport 😁
We in Brisbane, Australia got an extension on the faffing segment and we could not stop laughing!!!! In his top 3 segments for sure!
Camp or not, dude's got moves... 😂😂😂
The next time my husband tells me to stop faffin' about as we're leaving the house, I'll show him this so he sees what real faffing is 😆
In Australia we have a thing called T20 big bash and what they do instead of wasting time the batsman have a time limit so the bowlers have to get the ball back immediately so the game is more fun for the watchers
Blake Giacomelli Yesh we have the T20 Blast here but most people here think cricket is just test matches
It’s still cricket. Us British invented cricket to see what eternity really felt like.
The best British male stand up .
McIntyre is a genius
Best comedian in my heart
As much as Nadal is my favourite tennis player, he is definitely one who is guilty of faffing about!
Yeah and the towel after every point is ridicilous.
I suspect he has a touch of OCD, it doesn’t really matter anyway, he’s a brilliant player nonetheless.
Dragostea I can’t stand watching Nadal, the fact he’s gotten away with his time wasting & gamesmanship antics for years, plus all the twitching, him touching his shoulders, ears, nose & pulling at his underwear after EVERY point is exhausting to watch!
@Blackporsche roadster And you don't like that because...?
Why do you prefer it nicely tugged in?
@@bellabana, he doesn't waste time cause their is timer between points for everyone so it's fair
So funny. Love this comedian.😂😂🥰🥰
The talk about faffing in cricket is absolutely true. I've just come back from a day at the Ashes and we lost SEVEN overs because of it.
I'd never seen the "faffing?" Ones before,,, 😂😂😂😂😂
I'll take the flowers
How VERY dare you
Well I'm sorry
Lol
While I'm at it I'll take the medals
@@Dough-jg8xp Nice name dude!
I have known many gay men in my life and not one of them has ever walked that way. My friends would get such a kick out of this skit. Michael McIntyre is absolutely brilliant. Would love to see him live one day or even live streaming. What a hoot!
@0:22 and when Man City plays against Man United, you can have some of that man on man action.
I love a good cricket faffing. Can keep me occupied for hours 😂😂😂.
Amazing stuff! Michael Mcintyre inspired me to get into comedy....
😂 😂 😂 😂 Love this guy! 💜
Anyone else notice he wears the same black suit with a pink shirt like 3 times. 😂
Ha! I love the 'stop faffing!' This is my feeling about American football. Hockey is like he describes football - hardly any faffing.
RIP Snooker when he said tossing off a man behind you!
0:30
I enjoy those moves tremendously.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Batter: “No, I don’t think I will”
Dancing skills set to maximum!
He is a comedic genius
O Michael. You just the absolute best.
OMG! Please Please Please! Come to Interlochen, MI to there theater. It would be packed but come in our summer. I will be there for sure#
Too good!
lol the dance moves 😂
Comedians are a strange concept. We pay money to watch someone dance around a stage and say funny things in a funny way, and we can’t get enough of it
Haha love this 😂
Hahaha I this guy is a classic!
i’ll never see man city and man united the same ever again HAHAHAH
Awh WHY did you cut away middle of the rugby joke? Michael acting like the dramatic football referee is the best thing ever!
This man is legendary
The cricket one got me ahahahahahaha
I only snort while laughing if something is really funny, and I tend to snort quite a lot while watching Michael.
Absolute gold
those rugby players nearly killed me ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love him.
Omg this man is so accurate and so very funny 😂😂😂
Awww he is wonderful
Michael we love u. From South Africa.
michael you are such an adorably cute damcer
There was definitely a moment when I thought really? You can do it Michael. Somersaults, back handspring then triple twist & pike!
Has he watched F1? It’s the best. No faffing once the lights go out hahahahah
Holy shit he nailed tennis and cricket down to a T 🤣
i love when he shakes his hair
Laughing with tears =)
Only in The UK can you get away with dissing the opposing team without repercussions. Not like they separate the fans due to riots, attacks, bottleings etc.
Good one, Mike! I just realize I need to watch more cricket.
"hurry up they're dying" 😂
*here I come man city!*
@@ME-fi1nj Wow.... You're a bloody thesaurus, that must make your Mum proud... :(
@@ME-fi1nj bisexual
Jenellie Nostrabo haha I said that to see how triggered you'd all get lmao
M E i take it as a compliment because once you come out in a british school in the north, you’re fucked
@@majikgacha6483 Wishing you the best. I hope it gets easier :)
My wife just kicked me out of bed because i was shaking the whole bed from laughing.... man he's so fucking hilarious
Soo funny 👌🏽👌🏽😂😂😂
He has got a very good cue action.
And he can dance! At least I think he can.. pretty well
Well that ruined pool for me
“Hurry up hurry up they’re dying!!!”
Arsenal would have fit well in the gay football joke...😅
Lol arse n all
well its a shame he only mentioned 2 clubs. if only he mentioned at least 4 arsenal would be there.
Are you referring to arteta or that shirt Lifter ozil
A brilliant take on Faffing sport!!!!