Compilation Of Michael’s Best Jokes About Driving | Michael McIntyre

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  • @PaulaJoW
    @PaulaJoW 5 лет назад +856

    He's the only comedian I constantly laugh out loud for. Very talented!

    • @videosconnie
      @videosconnie 5 лет назад +6

      Very talented yes

    • @Rpxgaming101
      @Rpxgaming101 5 лет назад +5

      Michael Kevin bridges frankie Boyle and billy connely always have me rolling

    • @elizabethlushai3532
      @elizabethlushai3532 4 года назад +1

      So true

    • @McWrisk
      @McWrisk 4 года назад

      I would suggest if you haven’t check out Dara O’Briain

    • @GokulOnFire
      @GokulOnFire 4 года назад +3

      One of the very few who doesn't use expletives to make the joke funny. Legend.

  • @ldm673
    @ldm673 5 лет назад +1458

    His impression of blinking hazard lights though 🤣🤣

    • @KatWoman83
      @KatWoman83 5 лет назад +22

      Hazzard Hands 😂

    • @HeroFann
      @HeroFann 5 лет назад +12

      Lisa M It’s so accurate and delightful 😂

    • @pelvis_assley
      @pelvis_assley 5 лет назад +5

      It makes me not wanna use the hazard lights ever again =D

    • @maeking5268
      @maeking5268 5 лет назад +4

      It's so adorable

    • @WATCHINGTHEWATCHERS
      @WATCHINGTHEWATCHERS 4 года назад +3

      Why is he getting more and more camp as time goes on?

  • @MystiqueHorizon
    @MystiqueHorizon 5 лет назад +424

    "you've made your decision, accept your fate, PRICK!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @shimashimmer5081
    @shimashimmer5081 4 года назад +52

    I'm not even British but everything he says absolutely resonate with everyday life! It's amazing how his jokes are international without being rude or insulting

  • @georgidimitrov828
    @georgidimitrov828 4 года назад +60

    I think I have never been more greatful for understanding the English language. The man is hilarious. It's like we all see each other in his jokes, no matter what country we come from. Madness.

  • @laureni6427
    @laureni6427 5 лет назад +570

    "i stopped my life for this I'm expecting some sort of gratitude" "RUDE PERSON"

    • @nikkim8204
      @nikkim8204 5 лет назад +2

      Lauren I 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mizzwitty1042
    @mizzwitty1042 Год назад +23

    He is bringing up all kind of (painful) subjects without ever being disrespectful!!!
    His way of talking and acting in combination is so vivid I am having the feeling I experienced the same situation.
    Intelligent, funny, charming and everything else for being brilliant.🥰👏😂💕

  • @jeenadeep
    @jeenadeep 5 лет назад +413

    His moves are to die for... 🤣🙃😂

    • @TheKerrylou
      @TheKerrylou 5 лет назад +4

      jeenadeep I fucking know right. 😂

    • @brandyf1932
      @brandyf1932 5 лет назад +4

      A bit camp, sooo funny!

    • @Lady_Tee15
      @Lady_Tee15 5 лет назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @jjacyhinta
    @jjacyhinta 5 лет назад +269

    "You think im not grateful?.. I'm Grateful" 😂😂

  • @ipuya
    @ipuya 4 года назад +78

    “I am generous to the tune of ONE vehicle” 😤
    🤣

    • @Tillyard86
      @Tillyard86 9 месяцев назад +4

      It's what's known as best flow for everyone. If everyone lets one vehicle out, both sets of traffic will continue to move.

  • @PK-fw1xl
    @PK-fw1xl 5 лет назад +93

    That hazard lights indicator gesture he does...omg..I can't 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @SASLnk
    @SASLnk 5 лет назад +861

    BMW drivers... is this an international phenomenon?!

    • @RacingPepe
      @RacingPepe 5 лет назад +11

      Yes ♥ Also any van drivers with similar engines. It's been a huge change for me since I bought a proper van. Passing 3 cars + a tractor and it feels amazing hahaha.

    • @19mila87
      @19mila87 5 лет назад +34

      Yep... Usually colossal jerks with tiny dicks! :)

    • @MsTatli
      @MsTatli 5 лет назад +32

      yes... it deserves a scientific research...

    • @joewilsonwingflex3752
      @joewilsonwingflex3752 5 лет назад +9

      Smell a bit of jealousy in here

    • @SASLnk
      @SASLnk 5 лет назад +15

      Nope. None whatsoever.

  • @evatarida
    @evatarida 5 лет назад +62

    You made your decision! Accept your fate!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cormacbyrne1832
    @cormacbyrne1832 5 лет назад +37

    “U urban bastard “ that’s me on the tractor 😂😂😂

  • @roobear3419
    @roobear3419 5 лет назад +387

    I’ve never seen these bits before these are so funny

  • @jamiedolby998
    @jamiedolby998 5 лет назад +1349

    I swear his name is akal akinkaker

    • @asagoldsmith3328
      @asagoldsmith3328 5 лет назад +32

      Ackuw ackinkakr

    • @annascott4562
      @annascott4562 5 лет назад +17

      OMG HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @avatatro4333
      @avatatro4333 5 лет назад +6

      😂🤣🤣😅

    • @Kari.F.
      @Kari.F. 5 лет назад +59

      I almost WET myself watching him doing that piece about the mouth surgery ordeal! I have watched it several times over the last couple of years, and I still think that's him at his most brilliant. That says a lot, since he's one of those stand-up comedian who's always astonishingly hilarious.

    • @kianmcelligott8257
      @kianmcelligott8257 5 лет назад +15

      No his name is Ackel Akingkaker

  • @SuperSugar7
    @SuperSugar7 5 лет назад +177

    I love the way he makes us laugh at ourselves. He knows just how we think on the road. For me it was generously letting in just one person into traffic..😄..just one..no sneaky blighters.

  • @kokoyap
    @kokoyap 5 лет назад +280

    Can't believe how accurate the tractor bit is! And i'm not from UK, so it's happening everywhere? :D

    • @joewilsonwingflex3752
      @joewilsonwingflex3752 5 лет назад +1

      kokoyap I probably passed you the other day

    • @FaithsStardust
      @FaithsStardust 5 лет назад +6

      Yes! The tractors are tacking over!
      It’s a global epidemic!!

    • @zyssica
      @zyssica 4 года назад +1

      Oh this is definitely not a UK thing, I’m in Uruguay and this happens all over Latin America

    • @dominicedwards-wilds4333
      @dominicedwards-wilds4333 4 года назад +2

      Love how stupid some people are. If you want all farmers to stop working, enjoy the forthcoming economic crisis and crash and lack of most meats and hundreds of other essential foods

    • @dominicedwards-wilds4333
      @dominicedwards-wilds4333 4 года назад

      FaithsStardust And you thought tractors were the worst epidemic you would see 😂

  • @mondlingubane520
    @mondlingubane520 5 лет назад +40

    "You think I'm not grateful? You think I'm not grateful?... But I am grateful!"🚘

    • @dianaz9221
      @dianaz9221 4 года назад +3

      Mondli Ngubane I have seen that bit so many times and still cracks me up and his hazard light moves 😂😆 just brilliant!!!

  • @imogen4400
    @imogen4400 5 лет назад +635

    my dad got stuck in traffic once and could tell that he was going to be there for a while so he got out and made a coffee with a camping kettle he had in the boot😂😂

    • @rachaelkendall2202
      @rachaelkendall2202 5 лет назад +12

      Ahha lol

    • @clairebear1981
      @clairebear1981 5 лет назад +51

      Your dad is a legend 😂😂😂

    • @RabiyaGanihar
      @RabiyaGanihar 5 лет назад +43

      That is peak dad behaviour lmao

    • @Livetoeat171
      @Livetoeat171 5 лет назад

      What is a boot; other than what is on your foot

    • @imogen4400
      @imogen4400 5 лет назад +16

      L Montaine in the UK the boot of a car is a storage space at the back of the car (known as a trunk in america)

  • @RG-5834
    @RG-5834 5 лет назад +17

    Only two words required for Michael, “comedy genius”!!!!

  • @bitlikethat
    @bitlikethat 5 лет назад +74

    The flash car overtaking everyone outta no where is so true

  • @danjeory3659
    @danjeory3659 4 года назад +23

    He's a genius. He's a human cartoon. Manages to exaggerate life to the ridiculous like no-one else can.

  • @zachsingh1
    @zachsingh1 4 года назад +8

    I think the joke about being grateful about thanking drivers has to be Michael McIntyre’s best joke ever. He’s soo good because his comedy 90% relates to everyone and he never singles a certain group out. I hate it when comedians use most their content on their race or weight etc. This is pure comedy gold!!

  • @homemail9653
    @homemail9653 5 лет назад +218

    5:40 It's too late for me! Save as many as you can!!!!!!

  • @bulkiestpyth0n165
    @bulkiestpyth0n165 5 лет назад +51

    😂 Hes just described my whole driving life to perfection, well done Sir 👏.

  • @juneahernauthor
    @juneahernauthor 4 года назад +11

    exposing us while keeping us laughing at ourselves - the craziness of driving. Love this guy.

  • @josugabo
    @josugabo 4 года назад +21

    I was like “why is he trying to wake up the driver?” And then I remembered he is British so is the driver is on the other side 😂

  • @MANMdaka
    @MANMdaka 5 лет назад +64

    I'm from South Africa and all he said still applies to us.

  • @leanneblake4248
    @leanneblake4248 5 лет назад +8

    Always a Pleasure watching Michael.

  • @iqra3744
    @iqra3744 5 лет назад +18

    Kevin Hart, Jack Whitehall & Michael McIntyre are my fave comedians everrr.. 🙌

  • @brentcrude8565
    @brentcrude8565 5 лет назад +102

    Barry (voice cracking): "It's too late for me."
    That one killed me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MISSSOPHIEJJJ
    @MISSSOPHIEJJJ 5 лет назад +134

    will play this next time my dad gets road rage on a road trip.... it will NOT help, but it will be hilarious

  • @MacVille23
    @MacVille23 5 лет назад +34

    This is so real, and makes so much sense driving here in Australia.. That idiot thing is sticking in my head! 😂😂😂

  • @techbaffle
    @techbaffle 5 лет назад +63

    I love the Hazard Dance 😂

  • @sharonmullins1957
    @sharonmullins1957 5 лет назад +69

    OMG, he has helped me with my road rage. Someone is driving like a fool, (often, from US), all I can think of is "IDIOT" and start laughing.

    • @brandyf1932
      @brandyf1932 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah, especially when the kids sayit too!! 😅

  • @marymahon1878
    @marymahon1878 Год назад +4

    Being stuck behind tractors on country roads - so true😄

  • @ChrisOrganic
    @ChrisOrganic 5 лет назад +218

    I really love the old stuff I've never seen before - got any more??

  • @gaminglindis66
    @gaminglindis66 Год назад +6

    Hilarious ! one my fav comedians haha

  • @katrinaprice7267
    @katrinaprice7267 5 лет назад +18

    My favourite comedian. We don't use hazard lights for thank you in Australia, but still hilarious. The rest I relate to.

  • @lisafrench8801
    @lisafrench8801 3 года назад +8

    As a tractor driver I love his take on us 😂🚜. All very true btw.

  • @sedmidivka
    @sedmidivka 3 года назад +5

    The hazard lights segment is my most favourite I've seen it like 10 times already and it's still so funny to me I cry :D

    • @waynedonovan8830
      @waynedonovan8830 Год назад

      Agree, his best of a long list of brilliant sketches

  • @rebeccaswift7588
    @rebeccaswift7588 5 лет назад +15

    Michael you are my favorite comedian of all time..love you, you always make me laugh...xoxo..

  • @TomBartram-b1c
    @TomBartram-b1c 5 лет назад +24

    He's the best because he doesn't go for the cheap laughs by swearing or doing easy jokes about MPs.

  • @shannondimech497
    @shannondimech497 5 лет назад +5

    Absolutely love this man! Watched him in malta and was choking on my own laughter. Absolute favourite 💖

  • @helloiamem
    @helloiamem 4 года назад +5

    Turning everyday life into comedic gold as always good on ya Michael

  • @msfifi8669
    @msfifi8669 5 лет назад +4

    Thank you Michael, you have made my day.

  • @ariac201
    @ariac201 5 лет назад +3

    "Darling, wake up! These people are fucked!" hilarious

  • @toba1163
    @toba1163 5 лет назад +159

    Hello, fellow Michael McIntyre fans!

    • @itschrispretorius
      @itschrispretorius 5 лет назад +6

      yes hello! *pushes triangle button* xo

    • @brandyf1932
      @brandyf1932 5 лет назад +1

      @@itschrispretorius from West Texas too!!

  • @peterespersen4693
    @peterespersen4693 5 лет назад +3

    That tractor bit is so true...excellent comedy...

  • @osamahkiwan85
    @osamahkiwan85 5 лет назад +11

    Just when you think you've watched the funniest comedy ever you find another one. Great jokes.

  • @A__Singh__
    @A__Singh__ 5 лет назад +2

    This was HILARIOUS. Anyone from any part of the world can relate to this LOL. Tops.

  • @sxyngel
    @sxyngel 2 года назад +3

    what a genius. havent laughed so much for a while

  • @ashleysvoboda8331
    @ashleysvoboda8331 4 года назад +3

    I grew up in a small farm town, so I relate hard to the driving behind a tractor bit. The "Death Lane" thing is very real.

  • @abbieparry5708
    @abbieparry5708 5 лет назад +13

    Me and my dad where driving to a campsite once and we had 4 tractors in front of us. Being in the car with him then was hilarious 😂

  • @jackboggis
    @jackboggis 4 года назад +12

    When you're in a queue of traffic and as you edge forward you're debating what's happening and then everyone in the car starts saying "do you see anything" "I think theres blue lights ahead"

  • @grantridley2734
    @grantridley2734 5 лет назад +30

    This is the funniest guy of all time

    • @lucypembroke8333
      @lucypembroke8333 5 лет назад +2

      I love him too. But the greatest comedian / story teller of all time was Dave Allen!

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 5 лет назад +11

    Brilliant physicality.

  • @TheMrBigaussie
    @TheMrBigaussie 5 лет назад +7

    Save as many as you can - I almost died laughing at this!

  • @vickidaniel2807
    @vickidaniel2807 4 года назад +2

    He is the funniest guy on earth :) love him.

  • @Womanwithblackdog
    @Womanwithblackdog 5 лет назад +57

    Actually, this would be great in traffic school.😂

  • @rodmanm.papros4535
    @rodmanm.papros4535 3 года назад +3

    "When you're plowing, I don't drive in front of you at 5 miles/hour." 😅

  • @fadwajansen8951
    @fadwajansen8951 5 лет назад +5

    The hazard one 😂😂😂 I'm grateful 😂😂😂 that is sooooo ME 😂😂😃

  • @cookingwithpatbest2603
    @cookingwithpatbest2603 5 лет назад +4

    This is comedy. Life relayed in a way that everyone can relate to without any of the other unwanted innuendos that usually come with some comedy acts. 👍🏽 genius

  • @Thebreakfastpianoproject
    @Thebreakfastpianoproject 5 лет назад +4

    Come to Las Vegas! Your hands down a comic favorite! Complete genius you are!

  • @carlb3856
    @carlb3856 4 года назад +1

    Had me crying with the traffic and letting people in and not getting a thankyou 😂

  • @joewilsonwingflex3752
    @joewilsonwingflex3752 5 лет назад +141

    As the owner of a Black BMW X5M I can confirm the tractor manoeuvre has happened several times within this week.

    • @Amy-uf3oj
      @Amy-uf3oj 5 лет назад +4

      Joe Wilson Wingflex overtaking people in BWM X5M’s in an Audi A3 Quattro is satisfying though

    • @joewilsonwingflex3752
      @joewilsonwingflex3752 5 лет назад +1

      Amy Until I boot it and I’m back up your arse

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 5 лет назад +8

      Wanker

    • @joewilsonwingflex3752
      @joewilsonwingflex3752 5 лет назад

      The Truth seem a bit jealous to me

    • @hatchingdraggon8073
      @hatchingdraggon8073 5 лет назад +3

      @@joewilsonwingflex3752 this man's a walking stereotype

  • @HighTen_Melanie
    @HighTen_Melanie 5 лет назад +20

    I ❤️ this channel!

  • @HammerHeart3229
    @HammerHeart3229 9 дней назад

    ''Go on make your move! This thing actually does 70mph I'm just fucking with you you urban bastard!'' 😂😂

  • @trevormann8221
    @trevormann8221 4 года назад

    You are truly brilliant. 4 am on RUclips watching this crap and laughing my head off. Thank you

  • @rojithstanly9125
    @rojithstanly9125 5 лет назад +26

    I can only "like" this once but I'm *flashing* *flashing*, to say thankyou for the video

  • @melvinmoby
    @melvinmoby 5 лет назад +3

    This is quite possibly the greatest video on RUclips

  • @charlotteSL1453
    @charlotteSL1453 4 месяца назад +1

    “Look at them! They have no idea!” 🤣

  • @Shorty-uh9ks
    @Shorty-uh9ks Год назад +2

    National treasure 😂😂

  • @nikolina5513
    @nikolina5513 5 лет назад +1

    Hilarious 😂 thank you Michael you’re the best 🥰

  • @jmmt1968
    @jmmt1968 5 лет назад +3

    He’s hysterical. I laughed so hard I nearly choked.

  • @annabergman6824
    @annabergman6824 4 года назад +2

    It's really funny when I'm driving and passing the cop car all most everytime 😂😂 no one else don't want to go. This is soo funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good Michael 👍

  • @julieshaw4142
    @julieshaw4142 3 года назад

    Just fabulous, thank you ........

  • @keishaxo97
    @keishaxo97 5 лет назад +5

    Always spot on 😂😂

  • @muggedinmadrid
    @muggedinmadrid 5 лет назад +19

    I live in Dubai, which is a fantastic country and i love it immensely, but I could write an entire book on the outrageous things that go on on these roads. drivers give you way?! pah! never. need to turn into a lane to catch your junction? the driver in that lane will speed up to ensure you don't get in, making you miss your junction or alternatively risk almost getting into an accident by speeding up. cross hair junctions with cars wildly flying in all directions nearly missing each other. someone flashing their lights at you to get out of the way on a 6 lane road with 5 other lanes free for them to use to overtake. expect a note of gratitude for giving someone way . never ever. using indicators to indicate where youre turning? optional and mostly never bothered with. whatever the speed limit sign says, drive 20 mph more than that. 8 cars at the same on the same stretch of road overtaking and erratically lane hopping weaving in and out of each other. tires constantly exploding, because of the intense heat, but also because of reckless irresponsible car maintenance. and the one that never ceases to amaze and irritate me - can't find a parking space? no problem. park right next to the place you want to pop into in LITERALLY THE MIDDLE of a busy road and put hazard lights on (some don't even bother with this) thereby obstructing traffic and forcing everyone to drive around you, very often on a 2 way road. for this reason, accidents are a daily thing. i have been on thousands and thousands of journeys. I have never driven out and not seen at least 2 accidents on any given journey. But to its credit, people just get on with it and never road rage. i have never seen or heard anyone flying into a rage on the roads or getting into a fight. That's something at least.

  • @mistofstars
    @mistofstars 5 лет назад +2

    I feel so called out with the hazard light 😂

  • @mikesherwood5975
    @mikesherwood5975 5 лет назад +5

    I will stop my life to allow the free flow of traffic. You can go first,yes im a very generous person,ONLY 1!!! 😂😂

  • @CartoonDinosaur.
    @CartoonDinosaur. 3 месяца назад

    I love to imagine the spot light operator just struggling so hard to keep the light on Michael as he skips and gallops about the stage 😂❤

  • @mike_gevers
    @mike_gevers 5 лет назад +26

    4:51 "very rare you can see an idiot human"?! Really?! Clearly Michael's never been in traffic as a pedestrian...

  • @Sophie0576
    @Sophie0576 5 лет назад +6

    Please go on tour again 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

  • @winstonchurchill5903
    @winstonchurchill5903 3 года назад +5

    I don't even drive, but I can still relate

  • @cottoncandy4486
    @cottoncandy4486 3 года назад

    Oh so so true about watching the traffic on the other side and slightly chuffed your on the RIGHT SIDE.
    Plus he is so cute so cute. Plus his impression of the blinking hazard lights has got to be a first so funny.

  • @kaydee1959
    @kaydee1959 5 лет назад +3

    The dentist story is the best one yet

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 5 лет назад +13

    I must warn the others... it’s too late for me!

  • @sandraberry-ashpole3209
    @sandraberry-ashpole3209 5 лет назад +2

    This is definitely me when I am driving! He must have sat in the backseat of our car!

  • @elenademetriou992
    @elenademetriou992 4 года назад +1

    When he was talking about the car at the back trying to take over everybody that is literally my dad 😂 and he actually has a black BMW X5 😂🤣

  • @esmeraldanadyaruza2019
    @esmeraldanadyaruza2019 5 лет назад +24

    U think I’m not grateful , u think I’m not grateful ... “””but I am grateful “”” blink blink.

  • @Backeed
    @Backeed 5 лет назад

    So much energy I love it

  • @W42PZ
    @W42PZ 5 лет назад +15

    Ironic that Michael actually drives a black BMW X5!

  • @MA-ts9qt
    @MA-ts9qt 3 года назад +1

    Yes, I know someone who gets very very very upset if gratitude is not expressed on the Road when a person is given way🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️. Takes it very personally if eye contact isn't made, a gift basket doesn't arrive, and a halo doesn't magically appear above his head!

  • @apiopatricia2662
    @apiopatricia2662 4 года назад

    I don't think any comedian has ever been so accurate. Hahahahaha

  • @Animal_lover_-tz5cd
    @Animal_lover_-tz5cd 5 лет назад +1

    Why is the joke about rural people so true.

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 4 года назад +1

    "Darling wake up, these people are FUCKED!"
    "What have I missed?!?!?!"
    "Nobody's moved for about five miles now!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @anthonyherstell8569
    @anthonyherstell8569 2 года назад

    It's too late for me, save as many as you can - Barry. 😭😂

  • @lisadutton1925
    @lisadutton1925 5 лет назад +1

    I actually died watching this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣